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To my little sister,
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who successfully made it through
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her first year of law school.
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Of course there were
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a few casualties along the way:
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The split ends, the
canceled brow appointments.
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The mysterious patch
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of dry skin on her forearm.
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But she charged
ahead in spite of it all.
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Here's to beauty
under pressure.
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To beauty.
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So, Dee Dee, what
are you going to do
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now that your
first year is over?
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Well, my summer clerkship
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doesn't start for a few weeks,
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so i'm throwing a little
party tomorrow night
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to celebrate.
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Of course you're invited
and tell Spencer, too.
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Well, we'll try to make it,
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but we've been
working crazy overtime
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trying to make a deal
with this hot singer, patina.
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Maverick wants her so bad,
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they flew her to Paris,
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but since all we can afford
is a town car to Oakland,
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we're just gonna kiss her ass
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till she signs with us.
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Hello, girls. Sorry i'm late.
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We were just toasting Dee Dee.
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We've polished off the cristal,
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but Mona was kind enough
to bring a fruity assortment
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of sparkling wine coolers.
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Ah. With a twist-off cap.
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How handy.
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I guess i'll go next.
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To my baby girl...
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[cell phone rings]
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[Ring ring]
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I'm sorry.
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[Ring ring]
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Hello.
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Hey, Earl, hold on a sec.
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Listen, it's a conference call
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with the mayor and the
planning commission.
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I didn't think it would be
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for another half an hour.
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It's ok, dad. Take your call.
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I'm sorry.
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I really am proud. I love you.
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Not you, Earl!
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Well, since your father
dropped the ball...
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I think what he was
about to say was,
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here's to a beautiful,
dynamic, intelligent woman
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whose accomplishments
have made this day possible.
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To me.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, i'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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I told you the party
would still be jumpin'.
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Come on, Mona.
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But we just went to
7 clubs with patina.
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My feet hurt, my ears hurt.
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I got nothin' left.
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Well, i'm young and sexy.
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I still got a little
"umph" left in me.
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Good for you.
I'm goin' to bed.
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Could you ask Dee Dee
to keep it down a little?
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Oh, good. Looks
like this party's
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about to be finito, benito.
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I'm looking for apartment 4a.
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I bet you are. Right
up there on the left.
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Thank you.
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You know, the city's
gettin' mighty loose
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with the dress code.
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What kind of cop is he?
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The kind who carries
redi-whip in a holster.
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I'm here to frisk a
naughty first year.
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[Knock on door]
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[Knock knock knock]
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[Knock knock knock]
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Delilah, what the hell
are you doing here?
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That's no way to greet someone.
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It is at 5:00 in the morning.
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Well, you can't make
frozen daiquiris without ice.
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You got any?
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Ice? It's 5:00 in
the friggin' morning.
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Is that a no?
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Ohh.
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Oh, hey, Mona,
where have you been?
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The party's still bangin'.
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Well, Dee Dee, just
'cause school's out for you
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doesn't mean life's
over for other people.
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I'm sorry, Mona,
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but anyone who has
a life is at my party,
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but I promise things'll
be winding down
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after the male
entertainment is done.
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Oh, officer sweet
cheeks hasn't left yet?
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No. We're taking
turns playing with his...
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You know, I really
Don't want the details.
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He was having so much
fun, he called his friends.
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We've got a cowboy, a fireman,
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and I got to unmask
Zorro with my teeth.
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Ooh, back in detail land.
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Good night, good
morning, whatever.
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[Knock on door]
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I never really got an
answer on that ice.
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Ok, baby, comfort is on the way.
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Fresh out of the microwave.
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Now, I want you to relax
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and think soothing,
calm thoughts.
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I can't believe Dee
Dee kept you up all night!
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You know what that is?!
I'll tell you what that is!
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That is just
inconsiderate and selfish.
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That's what that is!
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Ma, what happened to the
calm, soothing thoughts?
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Oh, i'm sorry.
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I just know how hard
you've been working.
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I just need a nap before I
go see patina perform tonight.
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Hey, want to try a little
positive visualization?
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Ooh, yes and Don't
forget to do the voice.
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Ok! Ok! Now...
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Breathe deep...
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And imagine yourself
surrounded by crystal blue waters
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on a quiet beach
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with a muscular spritz boy
misting your sun-kissed skin.
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Ohh, I can see the white sand.
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I can feel the cool breeze.
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I can hear the... [Drilling]
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Damn! I was just about to
give the spritz boy my room key!
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[Drilling]
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[Door opens]
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Oh, hey, Mona, hey, Phyllis.
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Where was all that
noise coming from?
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I'm having a new
jacuzzi installed.
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And whose fool idea was that?
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Big Dee Dee: Ok,
to the left a little.
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Careful of the walls now!
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Keep coming, keep it coming.
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I Don't want to see anything
that has to be repaired
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with a bucket of
spackle and a putty knife.
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Too late. Phyllis is here.
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Come to see what
pricey porcelain looks like?
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I've already seen your teeth.
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We came here to see
what all the racket is about.
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And Dee Dee, you put in a
new jacuzzi when you moved in.
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True, but mom is giving
me the updated model:
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The ecsta-spa 4000.
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A little gift for doing
so well my first year.
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She has to bathe, doesn't she?
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And now, i'll be
bathing with 8 superjets
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located near focal
muscle groups. Yay for me!
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But why do you
have to do this now?
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Well, I thought i'd get it done
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while the other people in
the building were at work.
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What are you doing home?
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Trying to take back
a few hours of sleep
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that you stole
from me last night.
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In Dee Dee's
defense, sugar cube,
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she couldn't have known
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that you were gonna play
hooky from work today.
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Well, in Mona's
defense, horse foot...
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Dee Dee could have
at least given her sister
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a heads-up about
all this construction.
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Ok, look, there's
really no need to fuss.
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It'll only take a
few hours to install,
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and it won't be that loud.
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[Drilling]
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[Shouting] See?!
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[Jacuzzi humming]
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, Mona.
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I got the stuff we needed.
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What's that humming sound?
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Oh. Do you need some alone time?
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No, you idiot.
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That's Dee Dee's jacuzzi.
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Yet another way
she's keeping me
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from getting any sleep.
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Well, you can't go out
with those raccoon eyes.
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Why Don't you sleep
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while I start looking
through these contracts?
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Here.
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Maybe these earplugs will help.
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Why do you have
earplugs with you?
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You know those awful bands
we listen to before patina goes on?
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I Don't.
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What the hell?
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Oh, my god! There's water
dripping from my ceiling.
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That's more than a drip.
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Maybe there's
a leak in the roof.
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No, no, the roof
isn't above me. It's...
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Dee Dee and her damn tub!
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You actually think
she's in the tub,
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'cause, you know, the two
of us can jump in with her
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and work this out.
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Or I could just stay here
and look for a bucket.
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[Pounding on door]
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This had better be good.
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I was taking a bath
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and I was just about to
power up the wave machine.
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Well, kiss your waves bye-bye
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because they're leaking
into my apartment.
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Mona, i'm sure that the water
isn't coming from my jacuzzi.
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It was just installed,
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but you might want to talk
to someone about that leak.
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I am.
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Wow. You seem tense.
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Maybe you need a nice long soak
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in the ecsta-spa 4000.
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I'll be done in an hour.
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I can't believe
that water is leaking
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into my apartment and
you Don't even care.
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I guess some
things never change.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means I thought
you'd grown up,
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but you're just as
self-centered as ever.
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Excuse me?!
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Dee Dee, I have been
very patient with you,
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but I am tired of
paying the price
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every time my baby
sister, emphasis on baby,
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decides to throw some wild party
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or get some super-sized,
water guzzling tub!
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Fra ha ha ha.
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First of all, it's
a spa, not a tub...
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And second of all,
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I am sick of your bitching.
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I have done nothing
for the past year
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but try to get close to you,
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and all you do is find fault
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with everything I do.
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Why do I even put up with you?
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Put up with me?!
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But for the fact that
god made us sisters,
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I wouldn't even be your friend.
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Well, I wouldn't be
your friend, either.
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Well, I said it first!
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Well, I meant it more!
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Mona, water is shooting
from everywhere.
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Ya might want to get downstairs
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before your TV starts
floating down the hallway.
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I'm gonna need that towel.
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If I weren't naked,
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i'd sock you in your big head!
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What are you
looking at, Mr. Kim?!
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Hello, hello!
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Oh, my. Is that mildew I smell
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or Phyllis' wet hair?
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If you Don't want me to
use that cheap wig as a mop,
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I suggest you shut your trap.
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Eww, did something die in here?
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Not yet.
259
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:12,262
Dee Dee can't be
held responsible
260
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,790
for a simple plumbing
mishap, right, Charles?
261
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,305
Well, actually...
i think she can.
262
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,098
If she'd been happy
with her old tub,
263
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,902
I wouldn't be using
my rug as a slip 'n slide.
264
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:23,713
Well, Mona blames me
for everything bad in her life.
265
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:24,947
Look, girls... why'd
you have to let her
266
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,192
move in this building?!
267
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,647
Whose side are you
gonna take in this?
268
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,170
Why Don't you ever
ask what Mona wants?
269
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,343
It's always about Dee
Dee, Dee Dee, Dee Dee.
270
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,068
[All yelling at once]
271
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,903
Hey! I'd like a little
peace and quiet, dammit!
272
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,812
Come again?
273
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:40,468
Dee, you had no
business doing construction
274
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,342
I knew nothing about.
275
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,734
It was obviously done poorly,
276
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,377
and disruptive
to all my tenants.
277
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,410
That's right. Done poorly
and disruptive, so there.
278
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:51,089
You all should be
ashamed for acting so petty.
279
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,132
You're grown women.
280
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:55,517
That said, the jacuzzi's
being removed tomorrow,
281
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,051
and I Don't want to hear
another word about it.
282
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,745
You won't hear
anything from me.
283
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,843
One day you're
gonna have to learn
284
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,064
to treat each other with
a little bit more respect.
285
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:09,103
Like it or not, we're family.
286
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,319
Well, I Don't like it.
287
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,590
Well, I like it less.
288
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,372
[Knock on door]
289
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,068
Well...
290
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,809
If it isn't my towel-snatching,
tub-blocking sister.
291
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:27,081
Since it didn't work
out with your spa,
292
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,044
I thought I would loan
you my econo-version.
293
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,753
Now, it works better
if you kick your legs,
294
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,607
and move your hips
in a circle really fast.
295
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,393
If you're here to
gloat, just get out,
296
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:39,128
and take that over-sized
pocket rocket with you.
297
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,830
Of course i'm here to gloat.
298
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,268
You always get what you want,
299
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,624
but every 10 years or so,
300
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,924
the gods of
sisterhood smile on me.
301
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,320
Can you feel 'em smiling?
302
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,934
I do not always get what I want.
303
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,096
Yes, you do.
304
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,671
Do you remember that swing set?
305
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,628
The one you wouldn't
let anyone else play on?
306
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,497
And by "anyone" I mean me.
307
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,588
Come on, Dee Dee.
308
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,806
When is it gonna be my turn?
309
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:03,936
Never.
310
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,677
Now, Dee Dee, let's share.
311
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,688
Get off the swing so
your sister can have a turn.
312
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:13,117
[Shrieking] Daddy! No! No! No!
313
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,390
Ok, never mind.
314
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,212
I'm sorry, Mona.
315
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,820
You're the older sister.
316
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,581
You're gonna have to
be more mature about this.
317
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:22,738
If Dee Dee wants to
swing, let her swing.
318
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,360
Now, push me.
319
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,045
Oh, i'll push you.
320
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,619
That was the first
time I saw a swing
321
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,970
go all the way around.
322
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,541
Thank god those
were my baby teeth.
323
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,069
Well, you deserved it.
324
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,592
You were a brat then,
and you're a brat now,
325
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,416
but this time dad
agrees with me.
326
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,994
I doubt if even one of your
tantrums could change that.
327
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,732
I Don't have to
throw a tantrum,
328
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,513
but this isn't over
by a long shot.
329
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,598
[Ring]
330
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,601
Hello. Hey, mom.
331
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,480
Oh, my god! What hospital?!
332
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,743
Girl, what's wrong?
333
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,385
Daddy collapsed
with chest pains.
334
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,479
What?!
335
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,435
When are they gonna
tell us something?
336
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,437
When are they
gonna let me see him?
337
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:15,099
Why didn't I bring
the quart size?
338
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:18,225
Ok, here's what I
found out from Dr. Evans.
339
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,059
Your dad's having an angiogram,
340
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,317
he makes mid-6 figures,
341
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,109
and he drives a
bimmer... 7 series.
342
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:26,763
My dad?! No, silly. Dr. Evans.
343
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,263
You're not the only one
looking for information.
344
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,067
I didn't know you
worked here, Delilah.
345
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,730
Actually, i'm volunteering.
346
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,824
Paying off a little
community service debt.
347
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,643
Community service?
What'd you do?
348
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:42,040
I was accused of improper
acquisition of materials.
349
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,645
You got busted shoplifting?!
350
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,956
My way sounds better.
351
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,093
This is all my fault.
352
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,178
If I hadn't stressed daddy
out with all my drama,
353
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,527
this might not have happened.
354
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,136
As much as i'd
love to blame you,
355
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,676
i'm the one who called
him up at midnight
356
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:00,876
to yell at him for
having a second child.
357
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,840
Actually, it was 2 A.M.
I answered the phone.
358
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,410
Don't blame yourselves.
359
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,366
I haven't been very
happy with Charles lately,
360
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:10,015
and I took every
opportunity to tell him so.
361
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,290
I should have just let
him call me Chester.
362
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,333
I guess we all played a part.
363
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,161
Not me.
364
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,899
Ma, the last thing you
called him was a troll in tweed.
365
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,211
It was a term of endearment.
366
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:27,608
Everyone is talking like
he is not going to make it.
367
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,262
He'll pull through
this just fine.
368
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,777
Right?
369
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,111
Hey, he got through
23 years with you.
370
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,053
I guess he can survive anything.
371
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,663
Doctor said your father
had a heart attack.
372
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,749
We won't know how serious it is
373
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,538
until we get the test results,
374
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,802
so you girls can go see him,
375
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,705
but remember
he's still sedated.
376
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,929
I wish I were.
377
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,683
Wow, he looks so...
378
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,769
Still.
379
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:07,044
Daddy, can you hear me?!
380
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,733
I think the whole
floor heard you.
381
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,781
Let's just... Let him rest.
382
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:18,869
It's just so hard
to see him like this.
383
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:24,048
I didn't think he'd
look so helpless.
384
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,930
He's always so full of energy.
385
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,803
Always bouncing around
with a cell phone on his ear.
386
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:35,586
Or embarrassing us with
some homemade disco move.
387
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,755
And then things change...
388
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:43,071
Just like that.
389
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:47,819
Yeah. Just like that.
390
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:51,653
Kinda makes you put
things into perspective.
391
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,215
I know. Mona,
392
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,172
i'm sorry for how
i've been acting.
393
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,050
It's just that
sometimes I can get
394
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,792
a little wrapped up in myself.
395
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,182
I'm sorry I said that thing
about not wanting you
396
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,306
to be my sister or my friend.
397
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,660
I'm really glad you're both.
398
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,100
Me, too.
399
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,797
[Alarm beeping]
400
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,364
Oh! Something's wrong!
401
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,321
Oh, my god! Oh, my...
402
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,239
Mona! What?!
403
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,634
You're standing on his
I.V. Drip with your big boots.
404
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,587
[Alarm stops]
405
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,026
[Nervous laugh]
406
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,902
If you Don't
tell him, I won't.
407
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,765
Charles looked terrible.
408
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,986
The poor man's hair
was a woolly mess.
409
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,637
Luckily I had some vaseline
410
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,560
and coco's grooming
brush in my bag.
411
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,652
Want some coffee?
412
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:38,995
Thank you, Phyllis.
413
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,605
Make mine with a
half a packet of equal
414
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,911
and a splash of hazelnut cream.
415
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,831
One black coffee.
Take it or leave it.
416
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,358
[Sighs]
417
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,319
[Heavier sigh]
418
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,493
Oh, all right. What's
on your mind?
419
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:58,409
Well, if you insist on prying.
420
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:04,849
My relationship with Charles
has been a real mess lately.
421
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,456
I have packed and
unpacked my bags
422
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,898
more times than I can count.
423
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:13,245
But a voice inside me
always says, "stay...
424
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,246
Just one more day."
425
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,338
Hmm.
426
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,856
My voice said, "run, girl!
427
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,859
And Don't forget that
cash in the mattress!"
428
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,911
Right.
429
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:25,827
Today has made me
realize why I stayed.
430
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:29,224
I love that man.
431
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:33,359
And the thought of losing
him is more than I can stand.
432
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,753
If he pulls through this...
433
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,186
Whenhe pulls through this.
434
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:41,633
I'm gonna do a better
job of taking care of him.
435
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,242
And he needs you.
436
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:46,463
I have tried to get
him to slow down.
437
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:50,983
Charles is just so stubborn.
438
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,600
Seems the coffee is
affecting my sinuses.
439
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,033
Yeah...
440
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,080
They do make it pretty strong.
441
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:04,821
Whoa.
442
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,259
Lookie here.
443
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:09,696
You two aren't
drunk again, are you?
444
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,094
No.
445
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,717
Phyllis was just
offering encouragement.
446
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,373
I knew she listened
to people for a living,
447
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,967
but I didn't think she
was actually good at it.
448
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,752
Hope you feel that way
when you get my bill.
449
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:24,757
Maybe this dark cloud
has a silver lining.
450
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,932
I mean, look at
us... Getting along.
451
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:32,628
No talk of cheap clothes
or bad hair or big feet.
452
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,460
Daddy would be so proud.
453
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,718
It's true.
454
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,121
Hey, gang.
455
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,819
I have great news.
456
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:46,043
The angioplasty we did on
Mr. Throne was successful.
457
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,335
Oh, thank god.
458
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,300
The arterial blockage was minor,
459
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,579
so i'm going to refer you
to a specialist for follow-up.
460
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,958
So with proper diet and rest,
461
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,915
he should recover fully.
462
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,534
Thank you, Dr. Evans.
463
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,944
That's the best news
we've heard all day.
464
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,403
But I have even better news.
465
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:04,357
We found the missing forceps.
466
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,147
Was that supposed
to be amusing?!
467
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,082
I just thought you would
appreciate a little humor.
468
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,153
I mean, after all,
469
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:12,535
laughter is the best medicine.
470
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:16,589
Did they teach you that in
medical school in The Bahamas?
471
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,377
Ok, another misdiagnosis.
472
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:23,382
By the way,
Mr. Thorne's awake now,
473
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,206
and he requests to
see his favorite girl.
474
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,694
That's me! That's
me! Dee: That's me!
475
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,912
Hey, are you coming, ma?
476
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,614
Oh, honey, please.
477
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,912
The sight of your father in
a loose, thin hospital gown
478
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,388
is one I can do without.
479
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,739
Go ahead.
480
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,225
It sure is nice to have
my whole family here.
481
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,891
And you, too, Chester.
482
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,464
Thanks, Mr. Thorne.
483
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,854
You gave us all quite
a scare, sweetheart.
484
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,477
From now on our job
is to keep the stress
485
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:02,854
out of your life.
486
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,310
Mona and I brought
you a fruit basket.
487
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,733
And we brought
your favorite robe.
488
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:11,775
Time for your sponge
bath, Mr. Thorne.
489
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:15,212
And that's from me.
490
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,916
I'm a little dirty.
491
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,418
Whoo-hoo! [Giggling]
492
00:20:49,468 --> 00:20:54,018
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