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KID CAPRI: It's the
Russell Simmons' Def Comedy Jam.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'm your man,
the world's greatest DJ, the Kid Capri.
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With your host...
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Tonight's
guests...
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Welcome to the stage,
my main man,
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D.L. Hughley!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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How y'all doin'?[AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY]
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Oh, shit!
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Def Jamin L.A.,
where it's supposed to be. Is that right or wrong?
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[CHEERING]Yo!
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We got white people
in here. Hi... [STAMMERS]
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Hey, I ain't fuck with no
white people.
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Y'all will blow
a motherfucker up.
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Y'all done made some bombs
this year, ain't you?
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Blew up the Olympics.
Ain't that a bitch?
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I knew niggas ain't done
no shit like that 'cause ain't nobody got shot.
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We ain't got time for all
that plotting and planning.
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Just gonna bust a cap
and drive the fuck off!
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[LAUGHTER]
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"What's your plan?"
"Motherfucker, that is my plan.
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"Then I'mma drive off
in my momma car.
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"That way she fuck around,
catch a case."
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Blew up that building
in Oklahoma.
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Didn't kill no niggas, though,
'cause y'all blew it up at 9 o' clock sharp.
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[APPLAUSE]We was late like
we always is, huh?
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We was on the freeway. Boom!
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"They done blew up the job.
Ain't that a bitch?
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"I'mma call payroll,
make sure my check ain't get fucked up.
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"Look under the H's
because I know
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"it's smoky in there,
but I need my money."
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The unibomber gonna blow
a motherfucker up with a letter bomb.
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You ain't gonna kill
no black folk with no letter bomb.
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Especially if that letter
look like a bill.
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[LAUGHTER]
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'Cause black folk
don't even open the letter till it change color.
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"That's a red bill!
They ain't bullshittin' now!
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"You better pay
or we'll fuck around being in the dark!"
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We got Def Jam
in Beverly Hills. Ain't that a bitch?
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Niggas making money now.
Ain't that...
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We've been making
some money now. Brothers gettin' paid.
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See, white folk don't know
how to be poor.
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They poor, they break down.
They poor, they live in trailer homes.
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[LAUGHTER]We poor,
we live in the projects.
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'Cause you can't give
no nigga no house he could drive away in,
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not if you want
your rent money.
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"I want my money."
"I spent it on gas."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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"Where you moving?"
"Down the 110, nigga. Down the 110."
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We grew up, got one pair
of pajamas supposed to last us our whole fuckin' life.
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You remember that?
You were little, they had the feet in 'em.
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You grew up,
your mama just cut the fuckin' feet off.
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The more you grow,
the more they cut.
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You're 12 years old
with pajama boxer shorts on.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Time you're 18,
you got shit on but a G-string and a tube top.
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[LAUGHTER]
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"Are you comfortable?"
"Bitch, I'm in a coma.
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"You done cut off
my circulation."
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Remember that hot water bottle
used to hang behind
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everybody mama
bathroom door? [LAUGHS]
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Don't act like it was just
my mama house. Fuck y'all!
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Had that long white thing
hanging from it, huh?
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You didn't even know
what it's for.
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You be playing,
"Whoo! This fun!"
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[LAUGHTER]
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Be trying to blow it up.
[IMITATES BLOWING]
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"Tastes like vinegar, huh?
[IMITATES BLOWING]
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"Maybe Mama was making
a salad or something!"
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Everybody mama had that
fucked up raggedy-ass car.
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Remember that?
One long-ass seat.
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[LAUGHTER]
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She move up, everybody got
to move the fuck up.
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"My feet ain't gonna
reach the pedal, baby. We gonna need to move up.
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"One, two, three..."
[GRUNTING]
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"Are you comfortable?"
"Bitch, I'm in the glove compartment!"
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[LAUGHTER]Remember, it would
always cut off at the light?
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She had to put it
in neutral. [GRUNTING]
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"How you doing,
Ms. Johnson?" "I'm all right."
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Halloween was a fucked up
holiday when you was broke,
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'cause you never got
the whole costume.
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Just the mask.
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You walk around
with the mask and your street clothes on,
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wondering how come
everybody knew it was you.[LAUGHTER]
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'Cause you had that same shit
on at school, that's why.
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Everybody wanted to be
a superhero. Remember that?
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"I want to be Batman."
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And your mama wouldn't
even buy you no cape.
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"I ain't got no money
for no goddamn cape.
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"Hell, I can make you a cape!
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"Go get a clothes pin
and a towel."
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You walk around
with that shit bunched up.
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"I can't fly with this heavy
motherfucker on![LAUGHTER]
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"I've got to walk everywhere!
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"I ain't Superman,
I'm Niggaman!" [EXCLAIMS]
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Then your mama,
"Don't use my good towel.
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"Use this dish towel
right here."
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Dish towel this big.
Ain't that a bitch?
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Fuck you gonna be a superhero
with a short cape and a duck on your back!
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"This is fucked up, I'm..."
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You go to people house.[IMITATES DOORBELL RINGING]
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"You look so cute!"
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"Bitch, you know
I'm fucked up, and I know I'm fucked up.
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"Just put the candy in
the bag. I don't need this bullshit from you.
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[LAUGHTER]
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"Look how my mama got me
out here lookin'. Look..."
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You got home,
she always wanted to check the candy,
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the Snicker bars,
and the Now And Laters.
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"Bitch, check the other shit.
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"You can't put no razor blade
in no Skittles![LAUGHTER]
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"Check that apple right there,
the fuck you ought to be checking.
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"Make me sick!"
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That was always your thing.
Remember that? "You make me sick!"
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Talkin' under your breath
was the only way you get... "You make me sick!"
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"I ought to come back there
and slap the taste out your mouth."
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"I wish you would.
I wish you would. I wish you would."
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[LAUGHTER]
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White kids grew up,
they had Mr. Bubble to take a bath.
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Niggas just had Joy.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[SCOFFS]
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You gotta wash your ass
with the same shit she wash dishes with, man.
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"Mama, I'm itchin'!"
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[LAUGHTER]
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"Well, hurry up and bathe
your black ass up, then!
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"And don't you let
that water out.
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"You know your brother
gotta use it!"
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[LAUGHTER]
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We never got no new grease
to fry shit up in.
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All our grease came
from shit we done fried up before.
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Kept it in that coffee can
on the stove, huh?[LAUGHTER]
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You will get your natural
ass whipped you throw some grease away.
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"Who threw this goddamn
grease away?"
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"Mama, I'm tired
of everything tasting like fish!
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[LAUGHTER]
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"Chicken ain't supposed
to taste like fish!"
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You know what, I'd never
want to be over black folk house?
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A pet of any type.
'Cause white... White folk love their pets.
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Walk 'em, feed 'em every day,
give 'em love and affection.
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Niggas liable to forget
they got a pet, huh?[LAUGHTER]
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You ever go in there,
"Oh, there's a bird in that motherfucker! I didn't..."
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Bird ain't ate in so long,
he got a IV in his arm.
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[COUGHING]
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"Is I'm gonna get
anything today?"
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"No, but you startin'
to look like...
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"A lot like a chicken to me.
You know that?
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"I'mma start callin' you
two-piece!"
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You ever go to a brother
house, fish tank just greener
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than a motherfucker...
[CHUCKLES]
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Fish swimming around
with a flashlight.
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[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]
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"I can't see
a goddamn thing!"
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I voted for the first time
in my fuckin' life this year.
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I voted for the very
first time, 'cause...[APPLAUSE]
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I... I sure enough
wasn't gonna...
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I wasn't gonna let Bob Dole
get his old ass into office.
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Old half a hand fucker.
You see that? [GROANS]
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How you gonna be President?
You can't even press the button.
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A war break out...
[IMITATES PRESSING BUTTONS]
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"Somebody help me!
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"The Russians are at the gate,
goddamn it!"
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You see that old motherfucker
falling off stage?
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[LAUGHTER]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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How you gonna balance
the budget you can't balance your goddamn self?
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]Fuck up, you old bastard.
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I like Bill Clinton.
I like that motherfucker.
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Anybody smoked a joint,
fucked around on his wife,
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stole money from a bank,
and still became President...
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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Is my type of motherfucker!
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Everybody want a president
with a little player in him, huh? [CHUCKLES]
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"Hey, Bill! Playa, playa!"[LAUGHTER]
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We do some shit.
And they always dying dumb.
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I don't feel sorry for you.
Died dumb, that's on you.
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I don't feel sorry for nary
one of them people in Waco, Texas.
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I'm glad they burnt
they stupid asses up. Fuck 'em!
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Motherfucker walk around,
talkin' 'bout he Jesus, he got on glasses.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Fuck you gonna be Jesus?
You can't see worth a goddamn!
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"I just saw Jesus come out
of LensCrafters!"
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[LAUGHTER]
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Jesus was black.
I knew Jesus was black by the miracles he did.
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Took five fish,
one loaf of bread, fed 10,000 hungry people.
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Only a nigga could stretch
a meal out like that![AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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They probably had macaroni
and cheese, too!
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You know Jesus was black
'cause his first miracle was
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turning water into wine
at a wedding.
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If that ain't nigga shit,
I don't know what is.[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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"Jesus, we done ran
out of wine!"
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"Normally, I don't do this,
but there you go."
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You know it's gonna be
that greedy nigga in there, too.
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"Jesus, I don't like wine!
Tap my glass twice, I like Courvoisier!"
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Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen![CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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Welcome to Def Comedy Jam.
Thank you now. Thank you now.
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Thank you now!
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Y'all know what we're
here to do.
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This Def Comedy Jam,
showcasing young comics from around the country.
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From Atlanta, Georgia,
please put 'em up together loud and strong for Rod-man.
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Do something for him, y'all!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][MUSIC PLAYING]
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What's up, Def Jam?AUDIENCE: Wassup?
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Y'all give it up
for D.L. Hugley one more time.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING][CLEARS THROAT]
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I'mma tell y'all
from the beginning. I'm country.
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So I might say a few words
that you don't know.
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But that's all right,
just work with me.
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We'll make up a word,
'cause a lot of beggin'-ass folks in L.A.
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Y'all got a lot
of beggin' folk.
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And homeless people
are gettin' smooth, so y'all got to watch 'em.
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They always comin'
up to you,
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"Bro, can you
spot me a dollar?"
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I'll be like, "I'll spot you
somebody else to fuck with."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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"You ain't gonna scratch me
out today, nigga. No, no."
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Y'all got to watch 'em.
I seen two homeless people, no bullshit.
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You know how they have
they little signs, right?
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They now took the shit
to a whole another level.
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The first bum sign say,
"Will work for food."
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Second bum got smoother
than a motherfucker.
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His say he'll supervise
that nigga for a snack.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,247
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
226
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That ain't no damn job.
227
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,998
That ain't no damn job.
228
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,962
But I understand.
You do gotta work.
229
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How many of y'all work
with black people?
230
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
231
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,956
I ain't talkin' 'bout work
beside black people.
232
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I'm talkin' 'bout
where black people handle the payroll.
233
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:07,104
Y'all some brave people,
'cause black people forget
234
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,894
they owe your ass
come payday.
235
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,630
For real. I used to do
construction work with my uncle.
236
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,412
Forty hours
in the hot-ass sun.
237
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,197
It get to payday,
that nigga talkin' 'bout,
238
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,641
"The checks
ain't been cut yet."[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
239
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,730
I was like, "Nigga,
you need some scissors?
240
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,561
"Shit, it's either you
or the checks, nigga. You or the checks."
241
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:33,004
You ain't gonna
scratch me out on the damned job.
242
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,430
That's why,
that's why I work with white people.
243
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:39,347
'Cause white people'll
pay you on time.
244
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,184
But they got too many
damned rules on the job for me.
245
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,753
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
246
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,360
They got too many damn rules.
I just feel like
247
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,140
if you take a drug test
to get the job,
248
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:50,705
why the hell do they
random drug test you
249
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,633
90 days into your
probationary period?
250
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,059
Hell, that's too quick
of a change for me.
251
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,716
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
252
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,240
Look, white...
Man, I used to work with white people
253
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:02,033
down at that restaurant
called Cracker Barrel.
254
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,379
[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS]
255
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,989
Now, hell, I should've knew
by the name they didn't want my black ass there.
256
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:11,641
But I was working,
just trying to be the head dishwasher.
257
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,777
Little white man gonna
call me in the office,
258
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,610
talkin' 'bout he need me
to take a drug test.
259
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,868
I was like, "Man, I took
a drug test to get the job."
260
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,873
He's talkin' 'bout,
"No, this a random drug test."
261
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,746
I was like, "Well, hell,
pick somebody else, then, damn it!"
262
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,268
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
263
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:33,672
Shit. How they gonna put
all the pressure on me?
264
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,059
They be trippin' on jobs.
They be trippin'.
265
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:39,063
Shit, I can pass this shit,
I just need time to study.
266
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,586
[LAUGHTER]
267
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:46,113
But I understand.
Where are my beautiful black ladies at?
268
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,246
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
269
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,289
I love y'all.
I love y'all.
270
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,084
That's what I was telling
my white girlfriend the other day...
271
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,419
[LAUGHING]
272
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,519
I'm just playin'.
I'm playin'.
273
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:02,560
But I slipped
one time, though. But I slipped for a reason.
274
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,347
Y'all remember the movie
Waiting to Exhale?AUDIENCE: Yeah!
275
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,483
Y'all remember the part
when Gloria came in
276
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,135
and caught
the little white girl hookin' up Tarik?
277
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,180
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
278
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,706
That shit happened to me!
279
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,529
And my mama always
told me, she said,
280
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:18,097
"Boy, if a white girl
can't use your comb,
281
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,705
"damn it,
don't bring her home!"
282
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,496
And I knew that shit.
I knew that shit.
283
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,720
My mama came in and caught
the little white girl hookin' me up.
284
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,111
She said, "Boy,
didn't I tell you
285
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,114
"if a white girl
can't use your comb,
286
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,326
"damn it,
don't bring her home?"
287
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:34,805
I said, "Yes, Mama,
but she can suck good dick, so I let her use the pick."
288
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,509
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
289
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,516
[EXCLAIMING]
290
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,824
They got to be dumb.
291
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,874
But I know y'all
looking at me like, "That boy got problems."
292
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,526
I know I got problems,
that's why I try to go to church.
293
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:56,841
But hell, they got
more problems than me.[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
294
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,839
And church, it getting
too damn hot, too.
295
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,751
They ain't got
a two for one or nothing in the church.
296
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,367
You gotta pay every Sunday
you go to church.
297
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,978
And I ain't got
no problem paying when it's affordable.
298
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,281
But I know you're probably
give 10% to the Lord,
299
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,067
and I ain't have
but $10 one Sunday.
300
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,333
And I explained it
to the little deacon.
301
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,676
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
302
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:21,856
When he came around doing
the little offering thing, I said, "Look here, man.
303
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:25,784
"I ain't got but $10.
I'mma put a dollar in the church,
304
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,261
"and you bring back
my $9 change."
305
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,354
He was like, "All right,
cool, my brother."
306
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:34,532
So I'm in church, you know,
my mom's trying to get my pray on.
307
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,009
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
308
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:39,179
Pray on, nigga. Pray on.
Time, time goes by,
309
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:42,836
that man still ain't
brung back my change.
310
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,232
So y'all know I'm getting
a little stressed now.
311
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,615
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
312
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,278
So I look over at my mom.
I say, "Mom.
313
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,113
"Lord knows I don't want
to snap up in here...
314
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,942
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
315
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,160
"But that man better bring
back my damn change!"
316
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,120
She was like,
"Boy, you... It's cool."
317
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,600
Preacher just preachin'.
Then he says something that threw me.
318
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:07,381
He was like,
"If our mind's clear, we can adjourn."
319
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,913
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
320
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,574
Now, I ain't been to college
or no shit like that,
321
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:17,049
but I been to court
a few times.
322
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,960
And I know adjourn means
they fittin' to get the hell up out of there.
323
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,356
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
324
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,618
And I was like,
"No, hell, we can't!"
325
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,971
But I was in church,
and I didn't know what to do.
326
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,972
So, hell, I did
the only right thing.
327
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,414
I stood up and testified.
328
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,111
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
329
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,978
I say, "Amen!"
330
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,070
Preacher said, "Say it,
young brother, say it!"
331
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,939
I say, "Amen!"
332
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,110
Preacher said, "Say it,
young brother, say it!"
333
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:44,196
I said, "Hey, man,
where the hell my change at?"
334
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,947
I'm the Rod-man.
335
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,298
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING][MUSIC PLAYING]
336
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,870
One more time, Rod-man!
337
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,442
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
338
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,958
Yeah!
339
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,833
Next young lady
a homegirl from L.A.
340
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,664
Put 'em together.
Retha Jones!
341
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,102
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING][MUSIC PLAYING]
342
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,973
'Sup?AUDIENCE: Wassup?
343
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:17,016
We're in the house!
344
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,633
Y'all know I'm happy
to be here in this motherfucker!
345
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:23,285
'Cause this is a black woman
on television.
346
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,590
That's what this shit
represents, y'all!
347
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,377
[APPLAUSE]
348
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,382
I mean, any time you see
a black woman
349
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,465
get some work on TV,
it is a good fuckin' day!
350
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,425
You see what I'm sayin'?
It is a good day! You understand?
351
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:41,304
'Cause it ain't like
we all just gettin' jobs on Baywatchor some shit.
352
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,218
[LAUGHTER]
353
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,834
And you know...
Boy, don't get me confused. I ain't complaining.
354
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,225
I personally wouldn't want
to be on that damn show.
355
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:52,139
I couldn't even pretend
to be a fuckin' lifeguard, you hear me?
356
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,745
If I see somebody out
in the middle of the ocean drowning or something,
357
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,147
I'm gonna be back here
on the beach,
358
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:01,591
coaching they ass
to swim back to shore.[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
359
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,669
"Kick your legs!
360
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,288
"Come get you?
Shit, I...
361
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:08,678
"You swam your ass out there,
swim your ass back!
362
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,683
[AUDIENCE CONTINUES LAUGHING]
363
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,375
"Shit. Like I'm gonna
fuck up my perm comin' out there messin' with you!"
364
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,560
[LAUGHING]
365
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:21,605
Shoot. Don't be confused.
The show is called Baywatch.
366
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,039
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
367
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,704
Shit, it took 'em...
You know what?
368
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,660
They did put a black woman
on Baywatch.
369
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,868
They got a black woman
on this season. Did y'all know that?
370
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:33,568
Pretty brown-skinned girl,
too. Got the weave.
371
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,357
Sister girl got that weave.
You know she ain't gonna be
372
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:38,322
saving too many lives,
girlfriend.
373
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,761
'Cause that salt water will
fuck that weave hair up!
374
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,149
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
375
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,850
Y'all know that.
376
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:50,331
That shit'll be matted up
into a big-ass rope on her head.
377
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,383
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
378
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:55,069
She'll be out there tuggin'
boats and shit.
379
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,807
"Come on, we can do this!"
380
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,430
[GRUNTING]
381
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,743
It's fucked up
the way they do us on these commercials.
382
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:11,092
Act like women are the only
people with sick genitals.
383
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,053
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
384
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,442
And men, y'all got
problems, too now.
385
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,136
But these commercials
don't advertise y'all's problems
386
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,225
the same way
they do women's.
387
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:25,284
They hide y'all's problems
under little nicknames like jock itch.
388
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,665
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
389
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,499
Now you know that's crabs.
390
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,984
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
391
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,773
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
392
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:41,121
That's crabs.
393
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:45,123
Why don't they ever say
the word "crabs" on TV?
394
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,687
Call it crabs.
Call it what it really is. Dick lice!
395
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,165
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
396
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,995
Yep. Testicle termites
and shit, that's...
397
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,183
'Cause that's what
crabs is, men.
398
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,611
That ain't
no simple itch, men.
399
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,528
Crabs, that's bugs!
400
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,794
Eatin' away at your nuts!
401
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,317
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
402
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,190
See, we women,
we can clear our shit up
403
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,275
with some cream,
and clear our shit up.
404
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:15,074
But y'all gotta call
the Orkin exterminator man.
405
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,680
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
406
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,677
Clear that shit up.
You know what I mean?
407
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,644
Little extermination tent
on your penis.
408
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,954
"Sorry. No sex
this week, sweetheart. We're fumigating.
409
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,430
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
"Do not enter the tent, honey."
410
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,700
It's fucked up, boy.
411
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,308
And I better not hear
another goddamn male comedian
412
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:42,530
or whoever come on stage
talkin' about women needin' to douche
413
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:46,052
and keep their coochie clean
so they can put they face down there.
414
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:49,407
Like men don't need
no ball scrub or no shit.
415
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,189
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
416
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:03,253
Put a spit shine
on that shit or something, bro.
417
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:07,989
See, I don't do blowjob
until you do your job. You understand what I mean?
418
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,032
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
419
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,035
And me coming up
with shit in my teeth.
420
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:19,044
I'm like, "No, fuck.
What the fuck? Fuck is that?"
421
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:25,487
I'm having so much fun.
Y'all are so cool...
422
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,268
[STAMMERS]
I don't know, they... Y'all, I'd just like to say,
423
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,324
you know, black folk,
you know,
424
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,579
I'm just so happy to see
so many black people up in here, and...
425
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,282
And black men...[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
426
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:39,191
One more thing.
Black men, don't get fed up with black women,
427
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,538
because I done heard
some brothers talkin' about black women
428
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:44,808
have gotten, you know,
jaded and...
429
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,252
And angry and then
all that shit.
430
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,549
And so they gonna
give up on us and start dating white women.
431
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,286
You know, if you feel
like you don't want a black woman no more,
432
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,558
and you want
to get you a white...
433
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,170
Fuck you, get the fuck...
Go on, nigga!
434
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,041
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
435
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:00,964
Go!
436
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:07,696
Take yo' monkey-ass
home, nigga!
437
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,924
My name Retha Jones.
Peace the fuck out. Peace out!
438
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,785
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING][MUSIC PLAYING]
439
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,933
Damn! Retha Jones!
440
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:25,016
All right. This gentleman
is originally from Boston. Now in Brooklyn.
441
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,886
His third appearance
on Def Comedy Jam.
442
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:30,197
Let's give it up
for Mr. Drew Fraser!
443
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,545
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING][MUSIC PLAYING]
444
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,958
One, two. One, two.
How y'all feeling out here?
445
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,779
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
446
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,517
One more time, L.A.
How y'all feeling?
447
00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,128
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING]
448
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,088
That's what I'm talking about
right there, man.
449
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:55,046
Y'all know, the same thing.
I got things to do, just a different year.
450
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,616
New theme
that I'm right now
451
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,803
is money change
a motherfucker.
452
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,539
'Cause motherfuckers come up
to me all the time.
453
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,630
"Yo, Drew.
You get some money, you gonna change?"
454
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,760
Hell, yeah![AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
455
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,802
Money change a motherfucker!
456
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:12,328
I don't care how humble
you may start off, money change you.
457
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,984
Don't you act different
on payday?
458
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,808
[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]
459
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,896
You ain't the same
motherfucker on payday!
460
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:20,855
All week long,
your ass be eatin' in the employee cafeteria.
461
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,694
Come payday,
it's Chinese food!
462
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,263
You downtown shopping,
you gettin' your hair did.
463
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,131
Money change a motherfucker!
464
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:31,312
All week long, you drive
around with $2 worth of gas in your car.
465
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,790
Come payday, you fill that
motherfucker up with super.
466
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,571
What's that,
$10.50 a gallon now?
467
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:38,786
Money change a motherfucker!
468
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,005
Shit!
469
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:42,194
White folks,
they got money.
470
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:45,280
You go in white people house,
they got curtains on all they windows.
471
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,240
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
472
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:50,368
You go in a nigga house,
what he got? Sheets!
473
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,332
[LAUGHTER]Held up with thumb tacks!
474
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,202
And the nigga be
on the bed, cold as shit.
475
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,293
[SHUDDERING]
"I, I'm cold, but they can't see in.
476
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,603
"They don't know
I'm cold."
477
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,690
The money change
a motherfucker!
478
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:06,819
Money makes sex good.
My dick's small as shit.
479
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,523
But it look good
in a Lexus at the light.
480
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:11,391
Believe me when I tell ya.[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
481
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:15,053
Money change a motherfucker,
man! Uh-uh. Shit!
482
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:18,829
But one thing about sex is
we wait for sex differently. Oh, yeah.
483
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:22,225
Females wait
for sex differently. Men wait for sex differently.
484
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:25,060
Females know they got
that one good lover comin' over their house,
485
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:28,149
they shavin'
under they arms, they takin' showers.
486
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:31,239
They getting shit,
everything ready. My brothers...
487
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,239
Brothers, we got
that one female gettin' over the house,
488
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:34,721
shit, we waitin' like this.
489
00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:38,109
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
490
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,774
"Yo, I'mma tear this ass up
when she get here.
491
00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:44,122
[LAUGHTER]
492
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:49,342
"She better hurry up."
493
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:50,394
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
494
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,350
Sex is a motherfucker now.
495
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,780
So fellas,
all we got is dick.
496
00:23:57,827 --> 00:24:00,257
And dick don't even
sound good.
497
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:03,488
Ain't nothin' pretty
about the word "dick".
498
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:06,049
Everything on the
female body sounds good.
499
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:07,836
Titties.
500
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:10,665
Ass.
501
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,578
Vagina.
502
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:16,276
And my favorite, clitoris!
503
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,204
Don't it sound like
a brand-new car?
504
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:20,944
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
505
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:24,511
The all-new, fully-loaded
1996 air conditioning,
506
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,770
CD player,
bucket seats clitoris!
507
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:31,084
And if you get one
with no panties on, that's a moon roof!
508
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:32,511
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
509
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:35,298
My name is Drew Fraser, yo.
Thank you. Thank you.
510
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:38,043
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING][MUSIC PLAYING]
511
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:43,956
All right.
Y'all enjoy the show
512
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,224
at Def Jamin Los Angeles?
Y'all do that?
513
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:48,487
Give it to the man who did it,
Mr. Russell Simmons![CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
514
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,620
Show him how much
we appreciated having him here.
515
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,323
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
516
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,540
Thank you for coming out.
God bless you. Good night.
517
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,580
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONTINUES]
518
00:24:56,630 --> 00:25:01,180
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