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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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KID CAPRI: It's the
Russell Simmons' Def Comedy Jam!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
without any further ado,
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put my main man on
the stage, Mr. Joe Torry!
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING][AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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All right! Wassup, y'all?[MUSIC STOPS]
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Y'all came out to laugh,
let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!"
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AUDIENCE: Hell, yeah!
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And like always,
give the baddest DJ in the land
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a round of applause, y'all.
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Kid Capri in this
motherfucker.[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Kiddie.
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How you doin', Kid?
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KID CAPRI: Hey, Joe!
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There's a white guy up there.
Man, he wasn't doin' shit!
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He wasn't doin' nothin'?
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JOE: That you told him to do.
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Come on, man.
Everybody else doin' this shit.
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Why can't you get into it?
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Stand up right now and say,
"Def Comedy Jam!"
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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If you don't, I'm gonna fuck
that whole section up.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
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All right?
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Now, you say,
"Def Comedy Jam."
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JOE: I'll come down there
on your ass. Stand up, man.
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Come on, come here,
come up here.
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Bring your white ass
up here.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
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In '95, we ain't havin' shit
out of y'all in '95.
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Come here.
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All right, motherfucker.
All right. All right.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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Bring your motherfuckin'
ass up here, man.
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He's sittin' there like
he ain't got no motherfuckin' rhythm.
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Now, yo. Say, yo,
"Def Comedy Jam!"
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Def Comedy Jam.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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Get your country ass
back there and sit down.
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You're from Idaho or some-
motherfuckin'-where.
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Def... Def Comedy Jam.
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Probably got a shuck of corn
in your back pocket right now.
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So, we about to get this
show God damn started.
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Y'all know the fuckin' rules.
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You know if y'all got cable,
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those who ain't got
cable and shit
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that ain't never
seen this shit,
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if you don't know
how I do this,
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then don't fuckin'
do this shit.
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Mr. Idaho, you just sit the
fuck down, all right?
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You don't say shit.
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We got a good ass
God damn show.
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So, are y'all ready
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for the next comedian?
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AUDIENCE: Damn! Is he funny?
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Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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What's fuckin' wrong
with y'all, man?
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It's, "Damn. Is he funny?"
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All right?
Now, pick this shit up. Get the energy up, all right?
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Do that shit. Come on.
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You'll do it?
I'll let you do it, man, all right?
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Why don't you lead
this shit off, all right?
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JOE: All right?
You gonna lead it off?
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I'll slap the fuck out you.
You gonna lead it off?
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He talkin' about,
"Bu... Bu... Bullshit.
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"I got a...
I got shucks of corn."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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All right, y'all.
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Y'all up there too.
We ain't forgot about y'all. All right?
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Now, are y'all ready
for the next comedian?
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AUDIENCE: Damn! Is he funny?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Hell, yeah.
Check this out, ya'll.
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All the way from
Detroit, Michigan.
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Give it up to my man,
Mr. Tony Roberts!
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[SHOUTING] What up,
black people!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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Shit make me mad.
Man, I'm proud to be black.
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Proud of it!
You black and proud, say, "Hell, yeah!"
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AUDIENCE: Hell, yeah!
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Say, "Hell, yeah!"AUDIENCE: Hell, yeah!
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That's right.
We the bravest motherfuckers alive.
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We don't care.
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Shit, we get a ticket.
We don't pay it. We wait for the warrant.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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"You know if you sent it
to me, I couldn't pay that motherfucker."
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Shit, we'll run up a
$600 phone bill,
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then want to make
arrangements.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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It's too damn late!
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But we don't care
'cause we black!
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We strong!
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See, we're not
like white people.
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You know white people
grandparents give they kids money?
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"Here, Billy,
here's $10 for you.
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"Here, Sally,
here's $20 for you."
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No, not us.
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Don't you remember
how your grandparents used to give you money?
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Like it was drugs.
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"Hey, hey, boy!
Come on over here."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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"Go on. Don't tell nobody
I gave you that. Go ahead."
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Like it's a dime bag.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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That's how we do!
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Hey, I ain't here
to give a fuck. I don't care.
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I'm black and I'm proud.
I don't give a damn.
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Forget that.
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And black people,
stay off them drugs!
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I had to stop smokin'
weed, man. I couldn't hang.
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You ever smoke
weed so good,
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the weed get you so high,
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you go back to the
weed house with the police?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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"Come on! This the nigger
that sold me this shit right here!
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"Come on out, nigger!
You busted!"
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Ain't no business.
Stay off the drugs.
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And you black women out here,
beautiful sisters,
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the women of the '90s,
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I don't like
that shit neither.
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Act like you
don't need no man.
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You need a man!
You need us!
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Independent women,
got your own shit. Don't need no man.
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Clap your hands.[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Uh-huh.
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See the ones clappin'?
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They're the ones bein' home
with a bag full of batteries.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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They don't need us!
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Got it goin' on!
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But, hey! I'm tellin' you,
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they ain't gonna let you
know that up and personal.
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No, you gotta catch 'em
by surprise.
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I called one girl the middle
of the night by surprise.
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She answered the phone
like this, [GURGLING] "Hello?
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[GURGLING] "Hello? Hello?
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait a minute, wait a minute!"
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Just unplug your shit!
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Leave them machines alone!
Some of you don't give a damn.
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You got the heavy duty.
[IMITATING STARTING CHAIN SAW]
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[IMITATING RUNNING CHAIN SAW]
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
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You need us!
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You need to get with it.
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I'll tell you,
women crazy, man!
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Women will shave
their eyebrows off to draw some more.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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You seen that?
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I don't understand
that at all.
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And some of you don't...
Don't know where you're puttin' 'em at.
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Seen one woman
at the airport comin' into New York.
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Eyebrows all the way up here.
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She walkin' through the
airport like, she goin',
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"Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?"
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Everybody speakin' to her.
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I walked up to her.
I said, "Hmm?"
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She said, "What?"
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I said, "I thought
you said somethin'."
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Put it right here, girl!
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Confusin' everybody!
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I don't like that.
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You need to leave it alone.
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And take care of yourself.
You gotta look good today.
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Look at these
fine-lookin' women.
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You know, y'all
got some bad girls.
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You go into a club
with them ugly girls, ooh.
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You ever seen a girl ugly
in the club doin' that butterfly?
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You look at her face
like a dragonfly.
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You know, ah! Nah!
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I say, "No, no, no.
DJ, cut the record, cut the record."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Shit just makes you mad, man.
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But I love these women.
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That's why I talk about you,
'cause I love you
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and I'm tryin'
to understand you.
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You see, God, he...
He got a thing on me and he... He don't like us.
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That's why he put these
ugly women down here with these bad bodies.
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Confusin' us!
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You know how it is, bro.
You been there.
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You don't know
what you want to do.
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Seen a girl downtown,
had a whoo-wha-whoo-wooo.
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Just that walk,
like a horse.
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[VOCALIZING]
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Just had me mesmerized.
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She was walkin' away though.
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Little girl had $1,000
body and a food stamp face.
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She was walkin' away!
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I said, "Baby girl. Hey!"
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She looked at me
and I said, "Ah!
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"Bitch, don't you ever
scare me like that again!"
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My name's Tony Roberts.
Peace out, New York!
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING][AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Tony... Tony Roberts, y'all.
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Tony Roberts, y'all.
Fuck you, kids.
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Tony Roberts, y'all.
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KID CAPRI: You hit it.
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JOE: I love you man.KID CAPRI: You got
away with it.
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I... I love you, Kid.KID CAPRI: Short bastard.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Why I gotta be short, man?
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I'm nice and tall
when I'm standin' on your mama's back!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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So y'all ready [CHUCKLES]
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for the next comedian?
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AUDIENCE: Damn! Is he funny?Hell, yeah.
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Give it up for my man,
J.B. Smoove.
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Keep kickin' it, man.
Keep kickin' that shit! Come on!
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Ha ha! That's the shit!
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Ah! That's the shit! Ha-ha!
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[HOWLS]
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[GASPS] That's the shit! Ha!
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Y'all know that's the shit!
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That shit was made
for walkin'!
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Ha-ha!
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Any nigger can walk
to that shit.
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A crippled man could
walk to that shit!
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Kick that bitch again!
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND CHEERS]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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That's the shit!
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Ah! Buh-dow!
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Girl, don't look at me like
I'm crazy 'cause you hear that shit!
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Ha-ha.
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Hmm-ha, flavor in your ear!
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That's the shit!
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[LAUGHS]
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Whoo, girl, you know
that song is the shit!
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If you could stand on line
waiting for your food stamps
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to the beat of
that motherfucker.
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Kick that shit again!
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
242
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,190
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
243
00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,506
Enough! Ha-ha![MUSIC STOPS]
244
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,338
That's the shit!
245
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,776
I don't give a fuck
where you from? That's the shit!
246
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,563
Ha-ha!
247
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,608
Oh, all them white people,
don't feel left the fuck out.
248
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,483
I see y'all.
249
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,014
Don't feel left out.
That shit is for white people too!
250
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,089
Ha-ha!
251
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,967
You know that song
is the shit
252
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,748
if white people can rock
that motherfucker!
253
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,364
You know that song
is the shit...
254
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,665
If a white-ass superman could
fly through the motherfucker.
255
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:27,763
Kick that bitch!
256
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,191
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
257
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,717
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND CHEERS]
258
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:43,245
Oh, I don't gotta explain
that shit![MUSIC STOPS]
259
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,914
I don't gotta explain
a God damn thing.
260
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,999
That is the shit! Ha ha!
261
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,948
[SHOUTING] Wassup?
262
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,517
How y'all...
How y'all feelin' and shit?
263
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,784
I feel good like a
motherfucker, boy.
264
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:57,658
Boy, I ain't lyin'.
I mean, we had it good back in the day.
265
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,360
Kids, they don't know
what the fuck they missed back in the day.
266
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,358
They got... What...
What's that shit called?
267
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,750
Power Rangers.
268
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,489
Garbage!
269
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,414
Garbage!
270
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,148
We had the shit!
271
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,503
Batman and Robin.
272
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,627
That was the shit.
273
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,634
But was it me
274
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,976
or did it seem like
Batman really didn't have no lines.
275
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,253
Who had all the
fuckin' lines?
276
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,681
Robin!
277
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:28,427
And Robin ain't makin'
no fuckin' sense.
278
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,390
He is makin' up shit
as he goes along.
279
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:35,169
They could be in the Joker
hideout tied the fuck up.
280
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,346
Tied up!
281
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,571
Robin makin' shit up.
282
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:40,219
[AS ROBIN STRAINING]
283
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,314
[AS ROBIN] "Batman!"
284
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,882
[STRAINING]
285
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,229
[AS BATMAN] "Just calm down,
okay, Robin?"
286
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,528
[AS ROBIN] "Batman,
we're trapped!
287
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,404
[STRAINING]
288
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,925
"Holy pig feet and
pork chops, Batman!"
289
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,891
[AS BATMAN] "What Robin?
Just calm down, okay? Just calm down."
290
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:57,020
[AS ROBIN] "But Batman,
this time we're trapped for real!
291
00:11:57,064 --> 00:12:01,424
"Holy big butt bitch
from Brooklyn with boogers!"
292
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,939
[AS BATMAN] "What, Robin?
Just calm down, okay?
293
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:08,994
"If I can just reach my
utility belt here, Robin.
294
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:12,432
"I think I can solve
the first problem.
295
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:16,780
"And that first problem is
you shutting the fuck up!
296
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,133
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
297
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:39,796
"See? [CHUCKLES]
You done fucked up, Robin. See?
298
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,456
"Yep, yep, yep.
The fuckin' uh-oh, shit.
299
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,850
"Man, you done fucked up.
300
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,073
"Nigger, it's Batman
and Robin, all right?
301
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,457
"What the fuck
is wrong with you?
302
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,507
"You brought that shit
upon yourself.
303
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,823
"[CHUCKLES] You hear me?
304
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,820
"Hey, Robin?
305
00:12:58,952 --> 00:12:59,952
"Robin.
306
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,043
"What's wrong?
307
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,222
"You want to drive?"
308
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,404
[CHUCKLES]
309
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,180
[AS HIMSELF] That's my time.
I gotta roll!
310
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,695
I love y'all.
Peace and love. Out.
311
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,178
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING][AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
312
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,276
[MUSIC STOPS]
313
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,764
I know y'all should be dizzy
314
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,942
from that cock-eyes and shit.
315
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,811
I couldn't do no shit
if a cock-eyed motherfucker was in front of me.
316
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,510
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
317
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,772
How you... How you just gonna
walk across the stage, Mr. White man?
318
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,946
How you gonna do that, man?
319
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,039
Zoom in on this, motherfucker.
320
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,912
It's Dick Jam.
321
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,784
[CHUCKLES][AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
322
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,871
Where Kid Capri be
in the booth naked.
323
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,436
[IMITATING KID CAPRI]
324
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,012
[JOE CHUCKLES][AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
325
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:58,362
Now, y'all ready
for the next comedian?
326
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,542
AUDIENCE: Damn! Is he funny?
327
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,536
Please welcome
Spike Davis!
328
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,112
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
329
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,764
[MUSIC STOPS]
330
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,027
Hey, Def Jam, wassup?
How y'all doin'?
331
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,590
Y'all ready to do this?
332
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,417
Give it up one time
for your host, Joe Torry.
333
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,115
Let him hear it.
Joe Torry in the house.
334
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,952
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
335
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,821
How many black people
here broke like me?
336
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,079
Ain't nothin' wrong
with it, man.
337
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,388
And see, what I hate
about bein' broke, man, is bill collectors.
338
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,054
I don't mind these people
callin' me.
339
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,918
I have no problem with that.
340
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,920
The thing that I hate
is the time that they call you.
341
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,922
Eight o'clock in the morning.
342
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,274
Eight o'clock in the mornin'?
343
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,583
Don't they know
I work at night?
344
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,229
I drink on the job.
345
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,284
I don't want to get up
at 8:00 in the mornin'
346
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,580
and tell you
why I ain't paid you.
347
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:52,066
Apparently I spent it
on rum and coke. Call me back.
348
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,418
And then they want to ask you
little stupid-ass questions.
349
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:58,458
You ever have them ask you,
"Well, Mr. Davis, when can we expect payment?"
350
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,117
You can expect it any time.
351
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,122
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
352
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,564
Hell, if you get it, call me.
353
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,952
I'll be shocked
with your ass, man.
354
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,167
What's wrong with you little
stupid people, man?
355
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,996
You ever have them call
you up, man, and try to get smart with you?
356
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,435
Try to talk down to you?
357
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,311
I don't play that shit.
358
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,053
Come callin' me
at 1:00 in the morning on the phone, little missy.
359
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,785
[AS WOMAN] "Mr. Davis,
when can we expect payment?"
360
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,096
[AS HIMSELF] I got to thinkin'
about that "we" shit.
361
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,933
I was like, "Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it, hold it.
362
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,632
"You ain't Ms. Visa.
363
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,853
"You work for the company.
364
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,850
"Probably makin'
$4.25 an hour.
365
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,643
"Probably late
on your own bills.
366
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,718
"Go home.
Call your own ass up."
367
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,340
But you can't do that shit
with every bill collector that call your house
368
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,732
'cause some bill collectors
will not argue with your ass.
369
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:53,165
That's why you pay your bills
by priority, don't you?
370
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,873
Very few people here, man,
you get your check and run out and pay everybody.
371
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,481
You pay the most
important people first.
372
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,441
And I'm gonna give it
a big category, too.
373
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,480
Category number one,
people who can cut off shit.
374
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,487
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
375
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,009
Oh, yeah. You can argue
with that if you want to.
376
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,324
You can be like "God damn it,
I'll come down there and pay it when it get good at..."
377
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:13,840
"I'm on the way."
378
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,329
Your ass be arguin'
in the dark. [CHUCKLES]
379
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,848
Listen, y'all been fun.
My name's Spike Davis. Peace out.
380
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,372
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
381
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,030
[MUSIC STOPS]
382
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,687
You don't really wear
that shit, do you?
383
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,910
You look all
out of place and shit.
384
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,340
JOE: You look like...
You know, "I'm goin' to Def... Def Comedy Jam,
385
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,517
"Can I get help?
386
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,002
"Let me see. What I need?"
387
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,832
Damn, he floodin'
and shit, ain't he?
388
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,441
Hey, you know
you floodin' when you floodin' sittin' down!
389
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,572
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS][JOE CHUCKLES]
390
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,955
All right!
391
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:53,578
Are y'all ready
for the next comedian?
392
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,751
AUDIENCE: Damn! Is he funny?
393
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,844
Hell, yeah!
394
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,237
Y'all know him as
nationally ignorant.
395
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,330
Give it up for my man,
Mr. Kenny Howell.
396
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,759
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
397
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,510
[MUSIC STOPS]
398
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,902
Oh! What up, y'all?
399
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,725
How you motherfuckers doin'?
[CLEARS THROAT]
400
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,783
All right. Y'all put these
little sissies in the front,
401
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,079
put these white
hoes right here.
402
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,555
What the fuck is goin' on?
403
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,654
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
404
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,093
I don't pull no punches.
This motherfucker got a... A damn weave.
405
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,521
That ain't no dreds.
That's some little braided shit here
406
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,088
like one of these hos have.
407
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,435
Look at this shit,
with earrings?
408
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,444
You ain't nothin'
but a little bitch.
409
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,656
How you doin', big lady?
You all right? You all feelin' good?
410
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,095
I know you.
How you doin', big daddy?
411
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,753
KENNY: Why you didn't bring
yo neck to the party?
412
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,411
Look at that...
Anybody got a car jack?
413
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,632
Let's jack his shit up!
414
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,852
Look at that motherfucker!
He look like he just been sayin', "I don't know."
415
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,462
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
416
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,855
You can't ask him shit.
You dry?
417
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,029
Yo mama here?
418
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,298
How you doin'? You white?
419
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,611
You not? You...
You mixed?
420
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,650
You mixed the fuck up out
here with this slut.
421
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,658
Where that white dude at?
422
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,789
Holler your little
white ass out.
423
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:16,231
Are you prejudice?
Look around, motherfucker.
424
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,789
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
425
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,316
I hate honkys.
You... I hate honkys that's prejudiced.
426
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,801
You... You ain't prejudiced,
are you?
427
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,320
'Cause I had a
prejudice honky...
428
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,714
I call them honkys
'cause they call us niggers.
429
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,057
I had a prejudiced honky
stay right across the street from me.
430
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,938
This motherfucker was
prejudiced as fuck.
431
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:35,240
He used to rent the movie
Rootsevery day
432
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:38,248
and play the shit backwards
just to see the niggers go back to Africa.
433
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,731
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]
434
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,117
That's a prejudiced
motherfucker.
435
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,517
But I'm happy to be here.
436
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,301
Look at this little old
Sammy Davis-Flip Mario Van Peebles-looking, motherfucker.
437
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,165
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
438
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,907
With that tight-ass
jewel sweater.
439
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,567
Where you get
that sweater, motherfucker?
440
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,091
I bet your son at home
madder than a motherfucker.
441
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,176
[IMITATING AUDIENCES SON]
"He always wearin' my shit tryin' to be cool.
442
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,616
"I hate his ass!"
443
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,578
I don't like all
this bullshit.
444
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,152
I don't like all you ladies
out here with that fake hair.
445
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,019
Wait, some of it's all right.
446
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,850
But see, that shit
just like buyin' clothes.
447
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,019
You gotta match.
448
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:17,201
Fuck that. You can't have
no brown coarse-ass hair
449
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,643
and go get you a big black
silk-ass ponytail!
450
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:24,951
Sittin' up smilin', knowin'
some horse's ass is madder than a motherfucker!
451
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,949
And women'll tie that shit
on with anything.
452
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,521
I seen a woman tie
her ponytail on
453
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,078
with a thing you tie
the bread up with.
454
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,165
This bitch done twist-tied
her shit on.
455
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,518
See, I talk about you women
'cause you all get away with too much shit.
456
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,827
See, y'all get away with shit
we can't get away with.
457
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,574
See, a woman will come out
all dressed up, you go home, her house nasty.
458
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,746
Bring yo ass out nasty
so we know!
459
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,843
The bitch'll bomb,
but I love her ass.
460
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,412
You know what I'm sayin'?
Women can get away with...
461
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,839
A woman can tell you
your breath stink,
462
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,315
but you can't tell
a woman her shit stink.
463
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,716
You ever be in a car
with a woman early in the morning
464
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,889
and that shit just
tearin' your ass up?
465
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,585
The heat on,
it's winter time
466
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,593
and she's just talkin',
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
467
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,715
You turn the radio up,
"You ain't got to turn that up!"
468
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,597
You be like, "Shit, I do!"
469
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,599
The only way to breathe,
470
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,431
you got to play like you
see somebody you know on the corner.
471
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,079
You be like, "Damn,
that look like T.J. What up, T?
472
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,213
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]
473
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,296
"No, he was on the corner.
That's T. T!"
474
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,306
But I gotta get ready
to get the fuck out of here,
475
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,751
but I want to talk
to you black parents before I get out of here.
476
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,008
You black parents,
quick and easy,
477
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,921
quit tryin' to fuckin' dance.
478
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,396
You scarin' the fuck out
your children.
479
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,747
We don't know if you
motherfuckers havin' a heart attack
480
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,757
or cardiac arrest
or what the fuck.
481
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,579
'Cause my father,
James Brown come on,
482
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:38,667
that motherfucker go...
[EXCLAIMS]
483
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,325
I be like, "Whoa!"
484
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:43,109
I called the ambulance
on his ass damn near 50 times.
485
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,204
The only way you know he
dancin' if he bust a clap,
486
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,294
then you can tell he tryin'
to catch a beat.
487
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,943
'Cause this motherfucker,
James Brown will come on,
488
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:49,986
that motherfucker go...
[EXCLAIMS]
489
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,901
I be like, "Shit! Call the..."
490
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:52,946
"Uh-uh, nigger.
Don't call nobody but your mama. Ha ha!"
491
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,040
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]
492
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,559
And look, he would get drunk
493
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,653
and get his brothers
over there and my uncle...
494
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,962
Did you ever see a bunch
of old drunk motherfuckin' brothers together dancin'?
495
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,869
Oh, they take over
your party.
496
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,664
They be makin' them faces
like they killin'. "Aw, yeah."
497
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,965
Look, then they get
to talkin' to ya.
498
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:17,490
"Uh, didn't they tell
you about me? Oh, this my party."
499
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:18,707
One of them be
the best dancer.
500
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,315
They try to get
his ass to dance.
501
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,236
"Come on, Jimmy.
Break a few down for me."
502
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,591
"Nah, y'all don't want
to see Jimmy get down."
503
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:25,721
"Come on, Jimmy.
Break it for me."
504
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,072
"Nah."
505
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:29,851
Jimmy finally break off
about eight dances.
506
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:32,377
You won't know any one
of them motherfuckers.
507
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,161
But it's always
the uncle on the side
508
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,635
callin' out every dance
this motherfucker's doin'.
509
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,776
He be like, "Come on, Jimmy."
510
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,079
Jimmy like, "Okay. I'm gonna
break a few down. Call 'em out to me.
511
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:41,344
"You ready? Call 'em out."
512
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,907
"Okay. Wind it up. Oh!
513
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,223
"Reach for the sky!
514
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,479
"Climb the pole!
515
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:46,651
"Play the violin!
516
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:47,996
"Hypnotizin'!
517
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,175
"Clean the windshield!
518
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,350
"Fly the helicopter!
519
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:51,396
"Get up on her!
520
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,660
"Back up off of her!
521
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,102
"Shoot the arrow!
522
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,178
"Drive the car!
523
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,786
"Kill the roach!
Kick her ass..."
524
00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:58,667
Then you be,
"What the fuck is this?"
525
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,358
I'm outta here, y'all!
God bless you!
526
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,756
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
527
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,025
[MUSIC STOPS]
528
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,028
Come on, man.
529
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,810
Now, give this man
his round of applause, Mr. Russell Simmons.
530
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,596
[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
531
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,690
Now, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
532
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,523
If y'all want him to say
somethin' different,
533
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,041
let me hear you
say, "Hell, yeah!"
534
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,744
AUDIENCE: Hell, yeah!
535
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,522
You gonna say somethin'
different, man?Absolutely.
536
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,176
Absolutely? Go ahead.
Don't...
537
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,400
Thank y'all for comin' out.
God bless, good night.
538
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,960
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
539
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,396
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
540
00:22:37,446 --> 00:22:41,996
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