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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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KID CAPRI: It's the
Russell Simmons' Def Comedy Jam.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together for my main man,
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Mr. Martin Lawrence!
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Yeah.
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[AUDIENCE SHOUTING]
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You like me.AUDIENCE: Yeah!
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Thank, y'all.
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Yo, give my man a
round of applause, Kid Capri.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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Wassup, man?
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How you doing? Cool.
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I'm talking to Kid Capri.
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How y'all doing? Wassup?
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Wassup man?
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This your girl? Yeah?
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You happy?
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Great, bro.
Say that shit! You happy?
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Yeah.You better say you happy,
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she looking at you in your
face, like, "Motherfucker!"
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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See how it work? Brothers
can't speak up and tell, be proud, man.
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That's your woman, man.
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Walk with her, man,
hand in hand, say
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"That's my motherfucker
right here."
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Women like that. See,
shit change when you get in a relationship.
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Are you guys,
I know you're fucking.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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How long you been together?
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Two years.Two years you're fucking.
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Don't you try to play it off.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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It's hard to be together
two years and not fuck, ain't it?
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But let's be safe,
you know, because it's rough out here, man.
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And you know what I'm
talking about using them...
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I know you don't wanna use
them but use them condoms.
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Be safe.
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Fucked up though,
when you want to get with somebody
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you been wanting for years,
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and you know it's AIDS and
everything out there, man,
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you just don't know.
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It's fucked up, you ever
have a girl in bed, like,
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"Whoo, shit! I'ma tear
this motherfucker up!"
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And then she cough.
[COUGHS].
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"I'll call you."
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So be safe,
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because I love y'all, man.
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Would y'all still support me
if something happened to me?
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AUDIENCE: Yeah.
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If I come back to this
motherfucker, just be...
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Naw, 'cause I'm saying,
if y'all say y'all love me,
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I want you to love me always.
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I don't want y'all
to abandon me if I'm fucked up,
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if I come back,
"Hello... Wassup?"
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I want y'all to be
there for me.
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You know what I'm saying?
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You'll be there for me, bro?
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My man. There you go, man.
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See, that's what I love,
'cause when we do this show, black people,
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we together like
a motherfucker, man.
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And hi, I seen you
over there.
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When I say
black people, hi.
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What are you, though?
I'm confused.
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Black? White? Beige?
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What are you?
I'm just playing.
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Y'all don't see her,
but... Hi, baby.
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Oh, don't mess with her?
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That's wrong? I got to
mess with everybody.
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You don't mind, sweety,
right? You want to laugh and everything, thank...
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See? Mind your business.
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"Don't mess with her,
that's wrong."
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[MUMBLING] I'm not...
Hi baby, how you doing?
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You her sister.
Motherfucking right.
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That's what I wanna hear.
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[APPLAUSE]
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You know, that's all
I wanna know!
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You know what I'm saying?
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Because you know, that's
my thing, you know?
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But if a riot or some fight
break out, where you going?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Your whole walk can change.
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Your shit will go
from this shit to...
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Look, we got a lot of
comics coming out here
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that are coming out to
perform for you, brothers.
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This is their shot
and they're looking to make you laugh.
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And you guys, see if you
can make them laugh in New York,
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you can make them
laugh anywhere,
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so when they come out,
give them that energy and say, hey,
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take these brothers
to super-stardom.
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Are you gonna do that?
Let me hear some energy. Wassup?
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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And if you're good, I might
sing for you a little later, would you like that?
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AUDIENCE: Yeah.[LAUGHS]
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Coming to the stage from
Birmingham, Alabama, a'ight,
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please give
it up and welcome Henry Welch.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Wassup, New York?
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Come on, keep it going for
Martin Lawrence, Kid Capri and Russell Simmons.
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[APPLAUSE]What's happenng?
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How you doing, man?
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Doing all right?
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Where you from?
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All right. I like your shoes.
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Shoes so old,
the heel in the front.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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God damn.
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Boy, I tell you
the truth.
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Yeah, I said it.
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I know y'all think we
country and shit, because we from Alabama.
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I got on shoes and clothes,
I know y'all shocked.
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And we don't march
everywhere we go, I just wanna clarify that.
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Because we flew up here,
I just want to get that out.
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I know y'all looking at me
saying I'm looking crazy, kind of bald-headed.
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But I got all
my hair cut off.
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I got it cut off
for a movie.
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[APPLAUSE]
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I don't know what
I'm going to see yet.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Boy, y'all slow,
but you here.
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Any ladies in the
audience got tattoos?
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By round of applause,
in a revealing spot?
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[APPLAUSE]What about it, girl?
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Huh?WOMAN: I got three.
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You got three? Where
the most revealing spot at?
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What?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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You some kin
to Leon Spinks?
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Damn, you slow.
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Well, anyway, I was
dating this female,
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she went inside
this tattoo parlor,
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said she wanted some
tattoos put on her thighs.
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So this guy said take
off all your clothes.
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She said, "Cool.
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"On this this thigh,
I want you to put Riddick Bowe."
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So he put Riddick Bowe
over here.
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She said, "Sir, I'm pissed.
This is not like Riddick Bowe.
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"So on this thigh I want
you to put Mike Tyson."
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So he put Mike Tyson
over here.
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She said, "Sir, I'm still
upset so I'm gonna get a second opinion."
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So a guy walks
into the tattoo parlor,
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she says, "Can I see you
for a minute, please?"
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He said, "Sure."
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"Does this look like
Riddick Bowe to you?"
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Said, "Nope."
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"Does this look
like Mike Tyson?"
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He said, "Naw, but that
son of a bitch in the middle sure look like Don King!"
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Boy, y'all sick.
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My type of crowd.
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Was anybody poor when
they was a kid, by round of applause?
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[APPLAUSE]
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Damn. White people clapping.
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We was poor as hell, man.
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We were so poor, we ate
barbeque ribs one day,
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and licked our fingers
the next.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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We were so poor,
we didn't know there was five Jackson Five,
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because our little TV
wouldn't pick up Tito's fat ass.
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We were so poor,
if I didn't wake up with a hard-on,
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my sisters wouldn't have
had nothing to play with all day.
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AUDIENCE: Oh.
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Aw, these just jokes.
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Don't take that
shit serious.
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Y'all taking it serious!
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Lotta crazy shit going on,
you white people sick.
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Leave your little children
at home for nine days.
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Couldn't have left no
little black children at home for nine days,
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we would have been like,
"Hey, big mama, you ain't gonna believe this.
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"Mama left us, the baby
done shit on his self,
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"Jon Jon ate up
all the spam."
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Y'all sick.
Three things you never see,
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you'll never see
Vanilla Ice on Soul Train,
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you'll never see a
black man model underwear on television.
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You know, how
we hung and shit.
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But all black men
aren't hung,
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'cause I only have two
inches from the floor.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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This is a true story,
ladies!
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And the third thing is
for you white people.
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You will never, ever
see Elvis Presley's fat ass again, all right?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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The man is dead!
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You don't never hear
black people talking about, "Guess what?
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"You ain't never gonna
believe this. I saw Marvin Gaye at the Super Bowl!"
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Let our heroes die,
I wish y'all would do the same.
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Want y'all to
remember one thing,
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remember Henry Welch with.
All should remember this.
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You'll never hear
anybody say that
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Henry Welch got his ass
kicked by the police,
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you know why?
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I'ma do my impression
running from the police.
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I need some help from y'all.
Y'all going to help me out?
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AUDIENCE: Yeah.I want y'all to
say, just two words.
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Go, Henry!
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AUDIENCE: Go, Henry!
Go, Henry!
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Go, Henry! Go, Henry!
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Thank y'all. Peace!
I'm Henry Welch.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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Give him another
round of applause.
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[APPLAUSE]
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That's right.
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Elvis is long gone,
let that man sleep white people, shit.
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All right, you guys are
a really good audience,
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so keep that energy
going, a'ight?
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Coming to the stage,
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from Cincinnati, Ohio.
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Please welcome
Blair Shannon.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Did I do something wrong
already, is my fly open? What the hell?
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Oh, you talking about this?AUDIENCE: Shoes!
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The shoes?
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They paid for, what the
fuck's wrong with you?
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I bought them,
they're mine. What's wrong? You don't like them?
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You ain't got to wear them.
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They're comfortable.
Glad to see you.
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Nice to see you,
glad to be here.
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I am very happy,
we're in a new year,
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we got a new
president, damn it,
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I am glad to hear
about that because,
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I'm telling you, I was
getting tired of 12 years of that nonsense.
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We got a new president,
and they kept picking on him during the campaign,
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talking about how he
was fooling around,
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he had an affair and all
that stuff for 12 years and all that crap.
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You know, I got tired of
hearing about what he was doing between the sheets,
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I really didn't give a damn
what he was doing between the sheets.
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Long as he wasn't running
around wearing a sheet,
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I really didn't give a shit
what he was doing, you know?
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I got tired of hearing
about that.
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It'd be nice to have
a president fooling around in the White House again,
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what the hell, you know?
"Where's the president?"
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"I don't know."
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I don't know, we'll
see what happens.
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I hope he does something,
I hope he does something for a change,
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especially about crime.
I am... This carjacking shit.
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What is this? You
pull up to a stoplight,
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somebody puts a gun
in your face, tells you to give them your car.
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These are the laziest god
damn criminals I have ever seen in my life.
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They don't even wait until
you go home and go to sleep,
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00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,898
steal your car like a
regular crook, you know?
241
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,551
Stand there at an
intersection, shopping.
242
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,474
What the hell is this?
243
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,299
That's why unfortunately,
we got to start carrying guns.
244
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,858
I'm sorry, that's
just the way it is.
245
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,775
Next time something
like that happens...
246
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,130
[APPLAUSE]
247
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,739
You just say,
"No, I don't think so.
248
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,740
"Take the next car.
249
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,179
"As a matter of fact,
give me your wallet."
250
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,617
See, I'm hard
on criminals, I believe in capital punishment,
251
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,496
I'm sorry. I know a lot
of people don't think it's a deterrent to crime.
252
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:56,848
But I believe it's
a deterrent, at least to that individual.
253
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,810
See, he won't be back,
you see what I mean?
254
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,899
Some of these people
aren't worth rehabilitating.
255
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,548
Ted Bundy,
here's a guy,
256
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,122
first of all you can't
kill a guy like that enough.
257
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,159
Once is not enough
to kill a guy like that.
258
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,294
What you need to do with
him, strap him in the chair
259
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,817
and just mess with him
for about 20 minutes, you know what I mean?
260
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:12,861
[ELECTRICAL BUZZ]
261
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,430
[BUZZ]
262
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,741
[MANIACAL LAUGH]
263
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,609
I just don't...
I mean, the money they spend.
264
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:26,825
Some states $40,000
a year per prisoner.
265
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,176
Twenty-seven cents worth
of electricity, done.
266
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:32,356
That's it. You got a
quarter, I got a quarter, there's two cents...
267
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,973
Here's a dollar and a half,
make a day of it, God damn it.
268
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,885
I just don't get it,
I don't know why we waste our time, these people.
269
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,541
Jeffrey Dahmer, this is
the same judicial system
270
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,665
that said Jeffrey Dahmer
was sane!
271
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,808
Here's a man eating people!
272
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,331
What do you got to do to
be crazy in this country?
273
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,545
"Oh, he's all right,
put him in a cell with a bunch of other people,
274
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,954
"he'll be all right,
don't worry about him."
275
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,728
The hell's wrong with this
son of a bitch? Kill him!
276
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,513
I mean, at what point in
your life do you wake up and say,
277
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,117
"You know, sometimes
I just get tired of chicken?"
278
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,467
Kill this son of a bitch!
I don't understand this!
279
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,050
The money they spend!
280
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,268
You know that they perform
autopsies on executed prisoners?
281
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,229
To find out how they died?
282
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,968
Guy just sprung up out of
the electric chair like a pop tart.
283
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:18,891
And they got to pay Quincy
to come in and figure out what killed him.
284
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:22,408
"Well, he was a heavy
smoker, Sam. That might have has something to do."
285
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,853
He was smoking pretty
heavy in that chair, Quincy, yeah.
286
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:29,552
They will swab your arm
down with alcohol,
287
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,941
before they give you
a lethal injection.
288
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,990
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
289
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:47,256
To reduce the risk of
infection.
290
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:51,874
"Well, we wouldn't want you
to catch nothing in the next 30 seconds."
291
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:55,098
I just don't get it. I guess
as I get older, my views are getting different,
292
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,838
I'm thinking differently
about stuff.
293
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,619
And I don't mind getting
older. I think people,
294
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,273
see people lately,
I hear people whining
295
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,967
"I can't believe I got
another birthday coming up.
296
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,625
"I can't believe
I'm getting older, I got another birthday."
297
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,838
Well, then die!
298
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,757
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
299
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,462
That's the only way
you're gonna get out of it, you know?
300
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,890
I wanna get old.
You get old, you can say any damn thing you want.
301
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,768
You can sit in a chair
and go, "Kiss my ass.
302
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:18,164
"Kiss my wrinkly, dry ass."
303
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,855
I've had a lot of fun,
good to see you, guys. Thanks for having me.
304
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,863
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
305
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,391
Give him another
round of applause.
306
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,743
[APPLAUSE]
307
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,915
Coming to the stage from
Los Angeles, California,
308
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,011
give it up for
my man Mad Marv.
309
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,050
[APPLAUSE]
310
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,413
Wassup, wassup.
311
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,748
Aw, we made it
to another year.
312
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,017
Last year was to
the curb, wasn't it?
313
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,321
Broke up with my girlfriend,
I had this woman that complained all the time.
314
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,667
You ever have a woman that
just complain all the time, fellas?
315
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,807
Now let me break
the scenario down to you, right?
316
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,850
She ain't got no house,
she just coming over to my pad
317
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,376
to have a place to lay
her begging-ass head, right?
318
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,990
Get in there, first thing
she do, look in my TV, start complaining.
319
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:06,041
"Damn, nigga, you gonna
have to get you a bigger TV in this motherfucker.
320
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,559
"Because I do like
watching Love Connection,
321
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,913
"and with that little-ass TV
I can only see two choices on your motherfucking screen."
322
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:13,834
And even when we
make love, right?
323
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,959
"Why you come so fast?"
324
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,482
'Cause you was just leaving
and I didn't wanna keep you.
325
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,956
So scram,
get the fuck out of here,
326
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,227
and take them goddamn
earrings with you.
327
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,448
Can you do that for me?
328
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,710
I'm telling you, man,
'cause if my woman leaves some shit at my house
329
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,323
I'm taking it to
the pawn shop
330
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,414
if it's worth something,
you know what I'm saying?
331
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,983
I was with this fat girl,
she left some drawers over to my house.
332
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,370
Man, I got some curtains
now, fucking curtains.
333
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,848
Keep the sun out while
you fucking around.
334
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,590
But if you gonna be
fucking around,
335
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,986
women and everything,
and men,
336
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,379
and you're not using
condoms, be safe, okay?
337
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,032
'Cause I'm gonna be honest
with you, a girl broke me off
338
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,166
a little something,
something.
339
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,429
For real, broke me
off something swell,
340
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:55,042
she was like,
[PUNCHING NOISES] "You take that with you, that's yours."
341
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,304
And that shit fucked me up,
because I had to go to the clinic, right?
342
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,737
I didn't go to the doctor,
I went to the clinic.
343
00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,963
That bastard open at 9:30,
344
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,482
my ass was there like 6:30,
345
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,045
like an alcoholic in front
of the liquor store.
346
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,176
Shit had me talking like
a pimp, like [VOCALIZES].
347
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,584
That shit open up at 9:30,
I was in there, bam!
348
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,927
In that motherfucker, right?
349
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,667
Receptionist was real quiet,
350
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,017
so I figure I was gonna handle
my business quiet, right?
351
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,027
So I walk up to
the receptionist,
352
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,459
she was like, "Shh.
353
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,065
"Welcome to the clinic,
what are you here for?"
354
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,805
I was like, "You know,
checkup, you know..."
355
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,902
She was like,
"What kind of checkup?"
356
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,596
I was like, "You know, VD's
and shit, you know, shh..."
357
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,466
And she got loud on me, right.
358
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,606
She said, "VD, follow
the red line! Line..."
359
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,648
Like, fuck!
360
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,645
I'm like the only
motherfucker on this red-ass line and shit.
361
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,918
I don't even know
where it ends.
362
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,961
Maybe it's a big pit for
the infected, they just fall the fuck in. Right?
363
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,787
And I finally get in there
where the red line ends.
364
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,844
It's full of people that look
like they got something.
365
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,490
One dude was sitting over,
his fucking neck was all swollen up,
366
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,615
his eyes, slobber was
coming out of his mouth.
367
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,577
I'm like,
"What the fuck's wrong with you?"
368
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:02,496
"Nigga, just say
no to the pussy, man, don't eat no pussy."
369
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,023
I looked at that fool,
I just held my breath, I was like, [INHALES]
370
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:09,547
"I'm not breathing none
of the shit he's breathing, fuck that."
371
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,423
And then the doctor wanted
to give me this shit, he wanted to give some condoms.
372
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,856
Like condoms is going
to help me, right?
373
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,343
Then I started thinking,
thinking, thinking
374
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,253
'cause I'm always
doing that shit, right?
375
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,078
I'm like, a condom is
cool for viruses and shit like that
376
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,946
but what about for crabs?
377
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,997
Crabs are critters.
378
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,353
A dick with a condom
ain't nothing but a bridge to a crab,
379
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,483
you understand
what I'm saying?
380
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,181
That shit be fucked up.
381
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,712
But I love doing
comedy, man.
382
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,059
I want you guys to be safe,
you know what I'm saying?
383
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,448
Safe sex in the 90s.
384
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,672
My favorite comedian is
Richard Pryor, anybody ever heard of that motherfucker?
385
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:41,971
[APPLAUSE]
386
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,237
Yeah.
387
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,329
Now Richard is
the only comic
388
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,148
who can change his
voice seven different octaves in one sentence.
389
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,156
I was watching this movie
called The Mack,right?
390
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,548
White guy was getting ready
to shoot, Richard said,
391
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,251
"Go ahead, run, nigger!"
392
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,858
That what they called us
back in those days, so don't trip.
393
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,769
Richard did that seven
voice thing, he said,
394
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,514
[RICHARD PRYOR VOICE]
"I ain't running a motherfucking...
395
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,205
"I ain't running shit."
396
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,211
I mean,
397
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,867
that shit impressed me,
'cause I used to do Richard at five years old,
398
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,740
walking around the house,
my mother saying,
399
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,962
"What do you want for dinner,
darling?" "Food, bitch!"
400
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,741
Pops would come home, "Your
mother telling me you doing that Richard Pryor shit."
401
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,357
"That bitch lying,
you know how she is!"
402
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,878
"You want me to
whoop your ass?"
403
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,531
"No, motherfucker,
I don't want you to do shit!"
404
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,135
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
405
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,276
Telling you man,
406
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,838
I would go to school,
it would be the same thing, I'm telling you.
407
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,366
They would say,
"Marvin, read page 38, the math problem."
408
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,330
"If Johnny had one apple,
409
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,719
"and the bitch
Sally had three,
410
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,462
"and Johnny gave Sally
one of his apples,
411
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,643
"how many apples
would the bitch have?"
412
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:39,379
"Well, first of all,
if I was Johnny I wouldn't give the bitch shit.
413
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,642
"And I would fuck Sally,
and say how you like them apples?"
414
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:42,725
Peace!
415
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,953
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
416
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,661
Aight. Coming to the stage,
a very, very funny man.
417
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:02,052
He's on tour right now
with my man Bobby Brown, he's kicking it.
418
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,747
And you seen him
last time he was on,
419
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,584
he rocked,
and he's coming out to rock again.
420
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,712
Give it up for my man
Ricky Harris.
421
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,795
[APPLAUSE]
422
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,941
[SINGING]
423
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,344
Break into that Jamaican
shit, you know?
424
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,642
Look like Shabba.
425
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,208
Is that motherfucker
ugly or what?
426
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,816
Shabba Ranks got to be
the ugliest motherfucker on Earth.
427
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,958
That motherfucker look
like a piece of shit.
428
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,481
You know how you get up
and look at your shit, go "Ugh, Shabba!"
429
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,049
Shabba.
430
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,271
"Look like Shabba!"
431
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:50,577
That motherfucker is hideous,
man, but he gets much pussy.
432
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,234
Because, you know,
he got money!
433
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,238
You got money, you get
pussy, everybody know that.
434
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,370
Because I see a lot
of ugly motherfuckers
435
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,722
got a nice cars,
'cause that's how you can tell they got money.
436
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,643
They got them cars.
437
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,198
You know, a ugly
motherfucker get out of his car, be like,
438
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,248
[DOOR CLOSES AND BEEPING]
439
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,775
"Whass going on?" [LAUGHS]
440
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:32,494
And all night. And ladies get
mad when a motherfucker come up to them, don't y'all?
441
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,015
'Cause he be like,
"Ugh, ugh, ugh.
442
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,449
"I'ma go talk to that one."
443
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,056
[LAUGHS]
444
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,680
"I be right back."
445
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,070
Motherfucker walk up
to the girl, [LAUGHS]
446
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,507
"What your name?
447
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,387
"Oh, look, you gonna run."
448
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,296
"Ain't that a bitch.
449
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,565
"Oh, you gonne fall down
like a monster chasing you, now? Huh?
450
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:03,609
"Fuck you."
451
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,915
But women fool your ass
when you making love.
452
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:12,143
You know, 'cause I like
my woman with a little size on her ass.
453
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,883
You know, I don't
like no skinny...
454
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,274
'Cause them skinny girls,
they complain
455
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,707
too motherfucking
much, don't they?
456
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,503
"Oh, stop, slow down.
457
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:23,019
[STAMMERING]
"Hold up, it is hurting.
458
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,284
"It ain't even wet,
it's dry, wait!
459
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,290
"Dang, you better
take your time!"
460
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:34,081
"Hold up, hold up,
wait! Slow down!"
461
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,298
A big girl, she be ready
to go. "Come on. Come on."
462
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,638
[WOMEN SQUEALING]
463
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,601
"Come on!
464
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,134
"It's already wet, come on.
465
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,873
"Bring your ass in here."
466
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,566
You gotta do some work.
467
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:52,492
I just hate the women that
talk shit when you making love to them, you know?
468
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,268
You know them ones
that be talking about,
469
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,273
"More, more, more!"
470
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,276
You down there,
"More what?
471
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,759
"Ain't no more
dick down there!"
472
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,629
Ain't like you got
another dick in another room and shit.
473
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:08,632
"Hold on, oh,
you want the big dick!
474
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,495
"Let me go get
the big dick!
475
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:15,287
"I know that's what
you want, because you want the big dick."
476
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,644
And I hate them ones that
be talking about "harder."
477
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:21,694
You ever had a woman
tell you this? You in there, just [GRUNTING].
478
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,391
And she's still talking
about harder, you like,
479
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,519
[GRUNTS HARDER]
480
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:28,391
And she still talking about
harder, you like, "Harder, motherfucker?"
481
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,654
[GRUNTS VIOLENTLY]
482
00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:34,267
Get that good push off
and shit.
483
00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,829
And she still talking
about harder, so you say, "Motherfucker..."
484
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:37,877
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
485
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,758
And she still talking
about harder so you say, "Motherfucker."
486
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:53,327
[GUN FIRES]
487
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,431
But I love this shit, man.
I love coming out here in New York,
488
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,911
but it's just colder
than a motherfucker.
489
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:11,001
You know, 'cause I'm from
California, man, and we ain't used to no motherfucking...
490
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:12,431
[CLAPPING]
491
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,568
Okay.[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
492
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,610
Get your ass beat up
after the show.
493
00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,916
"California, all right!"
494
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:22,052
No, but I just like, because
the weather is so motherfucking cold out here,
495
00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:23,876
you know what I'm saying,
you be colder than a motherfucker.
496
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:26,014
And my mother told me,
you know, "Pack heavy."
497
00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,056
I'm like, "All right, Mom."
498
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:30,152
You know, because your
mother help you out and shit, you know.
499
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:32,501
'Cause kids nowadays don't
get whooped like we used to get, huh?
500
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:35,501
Man we used to get
our ass whooped.
501
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:39,074
Man, because nowadays, man,
it's like child abuse.
502
00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,333
Man, remember your mother
would whoop you with anything.
503
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,596
My mother whooped me
with a phone one time.
504
00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,079
Bing! Answer the phone.
505
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:47,555
"Hello?
506
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,432
"I think it's for you."
507
00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,042
We used to get whooped, man,
like a motherfucker man.
508
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:56,704
My mother whooped me with
a Hot Wheel racetrack,
509
00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:58,519
my mother don't give a fuck.
"Go get the curve."
510
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,085
That was your ass, man.
511
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,085
But remember them whoopings
you used to get, man,
512
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:05,047
when you said, "Fuck that,
I ain't getting whooped no more."
513
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,525
Remember that shit,
when you got older?
514
00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:08,395
You said, "Fuck that shit!
515
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,487
"You ain't hitting me no
more, fuck, yeah!
516
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,536
"Yeah, yeah. Hit me,
I'll bust your ass."
517
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,542
Remember that shit?
'Cause you was the same height as your mom and shit.
518
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:19,065
Your mother say,
"Go get the belt." You say, "Okay, fuck that shit.
519
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,589
"I ain't gonna cry."
520
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,813
You remember that shit,
the don't cry method?
521
00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:24,462
Your mother whooping.
You going like this.
522
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,456
[GRUNTS]
523
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,513
Ah!
524
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,340
I'm gonna bust
your... "Ah."
525
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,080
Oh.
526
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,255
Your mother say,
"Nigga, you crazy?" [LAUGHS]
527
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,606
"Ah!
528
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,568
"Hmm.
529
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,793
"Mmm."
530
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,973
And I don't know what
make you grab that belt.
531
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,969
Ah.
532
00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,622
Your mother say,
"Nigga, you better let go of that belt."
533
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:54,666
[LAUGHS]
534
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:58,981
Your mother say,
"Let go of the belt!"
535
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,812
And I don't know what
the fuck happened,
536
00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:06,809
but I know I woke
up in the hospital, just like this.
537
00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:09,943
With a little piece of
belt still in my hand.
538
00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:12,946
Hey, yo, I'm Ricky Harris,
peace to all my homies in Long Beach.
539
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:15,079
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
540
00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:26,999
So, give Ricky another
round of applause, very funny shit.
541
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,047
[APPLAUSE]
542
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:31,974
So, we wanna thank y'all.
543
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:33,788
Wanna bring my man up
to say goodnight,
544
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:35,186
thank you guys
for coming out.
545
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,708
Thank y'all for coming out,
God bless y'all. Good night.
546
00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:43,757
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
547
00:25:43,807 --> 00:25:48,357
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