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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:05,771 ? BOY, THE WAY GLENN MILLER PLAYED ? 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:09,541 ? SONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE ? 3 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:13,211 ? GUYS LIKE US WE HAD IT MADE ? 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,582 ? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ? 5 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:20,219 ? AND YOU KNEW WHERE YOU WERE THEN ? 6 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:24,156 ? GIRLS WERE GIRLS AND MEN WERE MEN ? 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:29,161 ? MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ? 8 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:33,465 ? DIDN'T NEED NO WELFARE STATES ? 9 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,769 ? EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ? 10 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:41,073 ? GEE OUR OLD LASALLE RAN GREAT ? 11 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:45,744 ? THOSE WERE THE DAYS! ? 12 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:57,222 HOSTESS FOR THIS EVENING, I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 13 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:04,830 AS YOUR HOSTESS FOR THIS EVENING, I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 14 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,999 MA, DID I GET ANY CALLS YET? 15 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,169 NO, GLORIA, THAT'S THE 3RD TIME YOU'VE ASKED ME THAT 16 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:15,240 IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES. WHAT MAKES YOU SO NERVOUS? 17 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:18,377 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NERVOUS? I'M NOT NERVOUS. 18 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:19,811 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NERVOUS. 19 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,613 WELL, I GOT A RIGHT TO BE. 20 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:25,550 I AIN'T NEVER BEEN IN CHARGE OF A TUPPERWARE PARTY BEFORE. 21 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,655 IT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY. 22 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:33,035 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, AND I HOPE IT'S A BIG SUCCESS. 23 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:35,427 OH, I'M SURE IT WILL BE. 24 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,895 AND GLORIA, IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED 25 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:40,498 WITHOUT YOUR FATHER'S PLANNING. 26 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,933 DADDY PLANNED THIS PARTY? 27 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:45,137 YEAH, HE PLANNED NOT TO BE HERE FOR IT. 28 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:51,643 GLORIA, SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING DRESSED 29 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,645 FOR YOUR MARX BROTHERS' FESTIVAL? 30 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,281 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW YOU'RE GONNA LOOK. 31 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:58,261 OH, MA, THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO GET DRESSED. 32 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,463 BESIDES, I WANT TO SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR MY CALL. 33 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:04,156 OH, I'M WAITING FOR ONE, TOO. FROM ARCHIE. 34 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:06,424 IT'S LATE. 35 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:10,829 GLORIA, WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE, WILL YOU HELP ME WITH MY HANDS? 36 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,330 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THEM? 37 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,439 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT 'EM. 38 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,935 YOU KNOW, IN MY SPEECH, 39 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:20,071 INTRODUCING MISS HENDERSON, THE TUPPERWARE LADY. 40 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,651 NOW WATCH. OH. 41 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:25,477 "I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS." 42 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,881 "I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS." 43 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,852 WHICH IS BETTER, BEFORE OR AFTER? 44 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,488 HOW ABOUT DURING? 45 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:41,326 I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 46 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,163 THAT'S IT! 47 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,031 GLORIA, THANKS! 48 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,377 GLORIA! 49 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,734 UH, DADDY'S FAVORITE SON-IN-LAW IS CALLING. 50 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,870 I WELCOME YOU 51 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:55,641 WITH OP... OH! I FORGOT TO PUT THE COFFEE ON. 52 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,488 GLORIA, WHY AREN'T YOU UPSTAIRS GETTING DRESSED? IT'S LATE. 53 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,011 I'M NOT GOING. 54 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,524 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING? 55 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,982 I SAID, I'M NOT GOING. 56 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,118 LOOK, GLORIA, 57 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,397 I... I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, 58 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:11,001 I WANT TO SAY RIGHT UP FRONT THAT I WAS WRONG, IT WAS ALL MY FAULT, 59 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,303 I NEVER SHOULD'VE DONE IT, AND I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. 60 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:16,094 AND IF I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET, I'LL BE WRONG WHEN I DO IT. 61 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,041 OK? SEE THAT? A NICE APOLOGY. 62 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:20,477 NOW LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND GET DRESSED, HUH? COME ON. 63 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,801 BUT, MICHAEL, I CAN'T GO TILL I KNOW WHERE DADDY IS. 64 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,737 I KNOW WHERE HE IS. 65 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:28,184 HE'S UP IN BUFFALO AT THAT STUPID LODGE CONVENTION OF HIS. 66 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,443 NO, HE ISN'T. HE DIDN'T EVEN GET ON THE BUS THIS MORNING. 67 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,688 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 68 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:35,113 BUTCH McPHERSON CALLED FROM BUFFALO. 69 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:36,848 THANK HEAVENS I GOT THE CALL. 70 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,628 DADDY'S SUPPOSED TO ROOM WITH HIM UP THERE. 71 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,930 AND HE ISN'T THERE. DO YOU HEAR ME? DADDY ISN'T EVEN THERE. 72 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,532 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO HE MISSED THE BUS. 73 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,133 HE'LL PROBABLY GO UP ON A LATER ONE. 74 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,456 WELL, I HOPE SO. 75 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,270 AND BUTCH IS GOING TO CHECK ON IT AND CALL ME, 76 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,294 AND I WANT TO WAIT FOR THAT CALL. 77 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:52,041 WHILE WE ARE WAITING, CAN WE GO UPSTAIRS AND GET DRESSED, PLEASE? 78 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,599 YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, THIS ISN'T LIKE DADDY. 79 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,269 HE'S ALWAYS ON TIME. 80 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,638 6:00, WALTER 7:00, 81 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:03,775 10:30, AND HE NEVER MISSES BUSES. 82 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:07,144 ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ONCE, GLORIA, EVEN TO YOUR FATHER. 83 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:10,915 LIKE ONCE I REMEMBER HE WAS RIGHT. 84 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:14,719 IT HAPPENS. NOW COME ON, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND GET DRESSED, PLEASE. 85 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:17,455 BUT, MICHAEL, WHAT IF HE'S NOT ON THAT 2ND BUS? HERE WE GO AGAIN. 86 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:20,125 YOU'RE MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. 87 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,227 I'M AFRAID. WHAT IF HE GOT MUGGED? 88 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,728 MUGGED, MUGGED! 89 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:26,543 YOU'RE TALKING JUST LIKE A WOMAN, ALL EMOTION, NO LOGIC. 90 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,534 WHAT KIND OF MALE CHAUVINISTIC REMARK IS THAT? 91 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,214 THERE'S NOTHING CHAUVINISTIC ABOUT IT. 92 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:32,415 OH! GLORIA, GLORIA, 93 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,816 YOUR FATHER IS NOT ON A BUS. 94 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,385 WHAT IS THE LOGICAL EXPLANATION? 95 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,175 HE MISSED IT! SEE? 96 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:39,722 I, A MAN, GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. YOU, A WOMAN, GO BANANAS. 97 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,680 WHY DON'T YOU, A MAN, GO TO HELL! 98 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,816 SEE THAT? ALL EMOTION. 99 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,951 YEAH, BUT STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. 100 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,687 NOW I'M GONNA WAIT FOR THAT PHONE CALL. 101 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,534 DID YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THIS? 102 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:55,159 NO, MICHAEL, SHE'S HAVIN' A PARTY TONIGHT. I WOULDN'T WANNA WORRY HER. 103 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:58,274 AND YOU'RE RIGHT. SEE? NOW YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A MAN. 104 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,977 MICHAEL, YOU'RE JUST... UH, I WAS WRONG, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 105 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,579 THAT WAS A SLIP, IT WAS A SLIP. 106 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:05,563 REMEMBER THAT APOLOGY I MADE BEFORE FOR NOTHING? USE IT HERE. 107 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,240 THAT'LL BE MISS HENDERSON! 108 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,842 AIN'T YOU 2 GONNA GET DRESSED? 109 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,177 YEAH, MA. 110 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,547 IRENE! 111 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,294 HI. I HEARD YOU WERE HAVING A MEETING. 112 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,828 I THOUGHT YOU'D NEED A CHAIR LADY. 113 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,386 OH, THANKS, IRENE! 114 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,032 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM ARCHIE YET? 115 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:26,858 NO. AND HE REALLY SHOULDA CALLED BY NOW. 116 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,795 IT'S ALMOST 8:00. 117 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,964 OH, MY! THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 118 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:37,369 IRENE, WOULD YOU HELP ME? LISTEN TO ME MAKE MY SPEECH. 119 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,304 I'M AFRAID I'LL FORGET THE WORDS. 120 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:42,708 OH, DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE. 121 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:47,278 THAT'S WHAT MRS. KLEINSCHMIDT SAID, AND SHE WAS WRONG. 122 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,315 WHO IS MRS. KLEINSCHMIDT? 123 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:56,221 MY 3RD GRADE TEACHER. SHE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE NATIVITY PLAY. 124 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:01,926 I WAS ACTING THE PART OF THE 3RD COW STANDING NEXT TO THE MANGER. 125 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:06,464 I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY, "MOO, MOO, I HEAR PEOPLE COMING." 126 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,634 AND WHEN THE FIRST COW WAS SAYIN' HIS SPEECH, 127 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:13,638 "MOO, MOO, HERE WE ARE, 3 COWS IN A MANGER," 128 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:17,442 I LOOKED OUT AND I SAW MY LITTLE BROTHER 129 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,712 SITTIN' IN THE AUDIENCE, PICKIN' HIS NOSE. 130 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,383 WELL! OOH! 131 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:30,187 WHEN IT CAME MY TURN, I COULDN'T THINK OF NOTHIN' ELSE. 132 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,689 SO I SAID IT. 133 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:35,092 "MOO, MOO, MY LITTLE BROTHER IS PICKIN' HIS NOSE." 134 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,700 EDITH, YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS NOT HERE TONIGHT, 135 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,446 SO, COME ON, LET'S REHEARSE. 136 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,470 OH, YEAH. OH, I... I WROTE IT DOWN. 137 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,906 NOW, SEE IF I REMEMBER. 138 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,075 UM, 139 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,410 DEAR FRIENDS, 140 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,448 AS YOUR HOSTESS FOR THE EVENING, 141 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:59,851 I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 142 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,920 THAT'S VERY GOOD. 143 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:05,290 YEAH, THE HANDS WAS MY IDEA, BUT GLORIA TOLD ME WHERE TO PUT 'EM. 144 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:10,795 UH, NOW, IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE 145 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:15,066 TO INTRODUCE MISS LILLIAN HENDERSON. 146 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:19,671 IF SHE'S ON THIS SIDE, I'LL GO, "MISS LILLIAN HENDERSON." 147 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:24,709 THE LADY WHO IS GONNA SHOW US HOW TO LOCK IN OUR FRESHNESS. 148 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,678 THAT'S PERFECT. 149 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:30,315 NO, THE WORDS WAS RIGHT, BUT I DIDN'T BURP. 150 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,918 YOU DIDN'T WHAT? 151 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:36,020 WELL, THESE BOWLS ARE JUST LIKE BABIES. 152 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:39,190 AFTER YOU PUT THE FOOD IN, YOU GOT TO BURP 'EM. 153 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,693 THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THINGS FRESH. 154 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:45,630 BUT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO TALK AND BURP AT THE SAME TIME. 155 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,667 TOO BAD ARCHIE ISN'T HERE. 156 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:50,735 ? 157 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,115 ? HOORAY FOR CAPTAIN SPALDING ? 158 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,438 ? THE AFRICAN EXPLORER ? 159 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:54,917 ? DID SOMEONE CALL ME SCHNORRER? ? 160 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,061 ? HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY ? 161 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,456 THIS MORNING I FOUND AN ELEPHANT IN MY PAJAMAS. 162 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,080 HOW HE GOT IN MY PAJAMAS, I'LL NEVER KNOW. 163 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:08,219 DON'T TELL ME, JAMES CAGNEY. 164 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:11,448 IRENE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU, BUT I'D RATHER. 165 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,424 THAT'S VERY GOOD, MIKE. 166 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,704 YOU THINK THAT'S GOOD, YOU OUGHTTA SEE MY BROTHER. 167 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:23,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 168 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:25,736 OH! 169 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,351 OOH! 170 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,942 OH, MY! YOU LOOK SO FUNNY. 171 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,411 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHIRLEY TEMPLE. 172 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,385 WHAT BROUGHT ALL THIS ON? 173 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,620 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 174 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,689 I SAID, "WHAT BROUGHT ALL THIS ON?" 175 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:47,837 I CAN'T TELL YOU, IRENE. MY MOTHER TOLD ME NEVER TO TALK WITH MY HANDS FULL. 176 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,462 EXCUSE ME, ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END. 177 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,451 BUT IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK FOR YOUR END LATER. 178 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,914 WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 179 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:01,106 THEY'RE GOIN' TO A MARX BROTHERS' MOVIE FESTIVAL. 180 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:04,943 AND IF THEY GO DRESSED LIKE THAT, THEY GET IN FOR HALF-PRICE. 181 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:08,380 NOW LET'S HEAR THE SECRET WORD, AND WIN A YEAR'S SUPPLY. 182 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,581 OH, THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES. 183 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,851 INCIDENTALLY, SO DOES THAT COAT. 184 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,964 IT SHOULD, IT'S YOUR HUSBAND'S. 185 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,221 OF WHAT? 186 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,023 "OF WHAT" WHAT? 187 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,158 A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF WHAT? 188 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,695 THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION. 189 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,844 GIVE ME A GOOD ANSWER, I'LL GIVE YOU A 2-YEAR SUPPLY. 190 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,936 OH, MY. OH, MY! 191 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,839 I FORGOT TO TAKE THE CAKE OUT OF THE FREEZER. 192 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:39,043 I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT MY SPEECH, I FORGOT ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. 193 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,313 EDITH, YOU KNOW YOUR SPEECH PERFECTLY. 194 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,147 WE'LL GO OVER IT A FEW TIMES. 195 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,217 MICHAEL, I HOPE WE DON'T GET ARRESTED WALKING DOWN THE STREETS LIKE THIS. 196 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,396 YOU KIDDIN' ME? THIS IS NEW YORK. 197 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,580 WE'LL BE LUCKY IF ANYBODY NOTICES US. 198 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,957 OH, I HOPE THAT'S BUTCH McPHERSON. 199 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,258 I'LL GET IT, MA! 200 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,794 HELLO? BUTCH? 201 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,597 DID DADDY GET THERE YET? 202 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,867 HE DIDN'T? OH, MY GOD. 203 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,602 GLORIA, IS THAT YOUR FATHER? 204 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,504 UH, NO, MA. IT'S FOR ME. 205 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,741 OH, BUT IT OUGHT TO BE YOUR FATHER. - 00. 206 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,109 HE SHOULDA CALLED 2 HOURS AGO. 207 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,445 ARE YOU SURE IT AIN'T YOUR FATHER? 208 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,147 OH, OF COURSE IT ISN'T DADDY. 209 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,649 IF IT WAS, YOU'D BE TALKING TO HIM. 210 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,285 THAT'S RIGHT. 211 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,377 WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? STILL THERE, BUTCH? 212 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:29,594 NO, WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM. HE HASN'T CALLED. 213 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,198 WHERE CAN HE BE? 214 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:36,167 WELL, WILL YOU KEEP LOOKING FOR HIM, PLEASE? 215 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,869 AND IF THERE'S ANY NEWS, YOU'LL CALL. 216 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,538 YEAH. THANK YOU. 217 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,842 MICHAEL, HE WASN'T ON THE 2ND BUS EITHER. 218 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,456 DADDY'S MISSING. ALL RIGHT. 219 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,391 TAKE IT... TAKE IT EASY. TAKE... TAKE IT EASY. 220 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:51,361 MICHAEL, DON'T TELL ME TO TAKE IT EASY, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 221 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,783 DADDY IS MISSING. 222 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:56,086 I GOT IT RIGHT! I GOT THE BOWL TO BURP! 223 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:59,824 AND IRENE SAYS IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN ARCHIE. 224 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,370 DEAR FRIENDS, I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 225 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,006 DEAR FRIENDS, I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN... COMING! 226 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,044 MISS HENDERSON! 227 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,479 DIRECT FROM TUPPERWARE. 228 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,580 OH! 229 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:28,586 OH, IT'S 8:00. YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. 230 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:32,057 THERE'S NO SUCH WORD AS "LATE" IN MY VOCABULARY, MRS. BUNKER. 231 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,925 EVEN ON DAYS LIKE TODAY, 232 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,594 WHEN I HAVE TO FLY IN ALL THE WAY FROM SCHENECTADY. 233 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,262 SCHENECTADY. 234 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,131 OH, YES. 235 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,960 I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT ATTRACTED ME TO TUPPERWARE. 236 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,372 OH, I'M JUST A BORN TRAVELER. 237 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,643 ALWAYS SPREADING MY WINGS, AND HITTING THE ROAD. 238 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,845 OH, HITTING THE ROAD. 239 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,014 MY, THAT SOUNDS SO ROMANTIC. 240 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:58,650 OH, YES. THE CONSTANT ADVENTURE 241 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,585 OF JOURNEYING TO NEW, EXCITING PLACES. 242 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,321 NEWARK, HOBOKEN, HARTFORD. 243 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:10,494 THE APPROACH TO UTICA AS YOU COME OFF THE THRUWAY! 244 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:16,300 YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE HAPPY WANDERER ON T.V. 245 00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,737 WELL, I JUST FIND IT ALL SO STIMULATING. 246 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,640 THIS WEEK BROOKLYN, NEXT WEEK BETHLEHEM. 247 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,175 BETHLEHEM? THE BETHLEHEM? 248 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,712 THAT'S RIGHT. BETHLEHEM, PENNSYLVANIA. 249 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,382 OH! OH, YEAH. 250 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,451 OH. 251 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,553 MRS. BUNKER. 252 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,388 YOU'VE BROKEN UP A FAMILY. 253 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,190 I HAVE? 254 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,658 LOOK AT THAT SERVALIER. 255 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,794 WHAT'S IT DOING WITH THE WONDERLIERS? 256 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,129 I DON'T KNOW. 257 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,298 IT CERTAINLY DIDN'T GET THERE BY ITSELF. 258 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,599 DID IT? 259 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,534 OH, I'M SORRY. 260 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,106 OH, YOU... YOU SEE, 261 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,742 BETWEEN WORRYING ABOUT MY SPEECH, AND WHY MY HUSBAND 262 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,944 HAD TO... OOH! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT THE JIFFYSIFT. 263 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,347 IT'S BY THE FLAVOR SAVER. 264 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,450 IT'S THE SERVALIER THAT'S LOST. 265 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,987 THERE. NOW IT'S BACK HOME. 266 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,724 OH, MY! AND YOU SPOTTED IT, JUST LIKE THAT. 267 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,528 EVERY LITTLE TUPPER HAS A FAMILY OF ITS OWN. 268 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,099 MRS. BUNKER, 269 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,768 THIS IS AN OCCASION, YOU KNOW. 270 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:29,006 THERE ARE 3 THINGS A WOMAN REMEMBERS ALL HER LIFE: 271 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,908 HER WEDDING NIGHT, 272 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,078 THE BIRTH OF HER FIRST CHILD, 273 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,181 AND HER FIRST TUPPERWARE PARTY. 274 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,585 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 275 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:45,323 GLORIA, MIKE. 276 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,658 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CELLAR? 277 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:50,127 UH, WE WERE LOOKIN' FOR THE CELERY! 278 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,032 YOU'RE HAVING ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE PARTY. 279 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,701 WHAT A LOVELY IDEA, MRS. BUNKER. 280 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,005 TUPPERWARE WON'T PAY FOR THAT. 281 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,309 NO, NO, THEY AIN'T ENTERTAINMENT. 282 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:09,113 THAT'S MY SON-IN-LAW AND MY DAUGHTER, GLORIA AND MIKE STIVIC. 283 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,449 AND MISS HENDERSON. 284 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,017 HOW DO YOU DO? 285 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,399 WELL, THEY'RE DRESSED THAT WAY 286 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,757 'CAUSE THEY'RE GOIN' TO THE MOVIES. 287 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:20,858 OH. 288 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,863 GLORIA, WHAT WERE YOU DOING CARRYING THE PHONE AROUND? 289 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,465 DID ARCHIE CALL? 290 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,901 UH, NO, MA. WE WERE JUST CHECKIN' TO SEE WHAT TIME THE MOVIE STARTS. 291 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,904 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE CELLAR FOR THAT? 292 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,053 MRS. BUNKER, I THINK OUR GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED. 293 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,810 OH, YEAH, THEY'RE HERE! 294 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,713 OH, TELL ME WHEN ARCHIE CALLS. 295 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,082 COME ON, MICHAEL. 296 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,486 MICHAEL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 297 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,932 WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE MOVIES, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 298 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,434 WHAT? GLORIA, 299 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,618 IT IS THE ONLY CALM, RATIONAL THING TO DO, BELIEVE ME. 300 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,094 BELIEVE YOU? NO. 301 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,940 I HAVE TO BELIEVE ALL THOSE PHONE CALLS WE JUST MADE. 302 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,864 NOBODY SAW HIM ON THE BUS. 303 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,966 ALL RIGHT, SO HE TOOK A PLANE. 304 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,913 GLORIA, DIDN'T BUTCH McPHERSON SAY HE'D CALL 305 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,504 WHEN ARCHIE GOT THERE? 306 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,384 RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S CRAZY TO MISS THE FESTIVAL 307 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,708 WAITIN' FOR A PHONE CALL, NOW COME ON. 308 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,210 MICHAEL, I KNOW YOU FIGHT WITH DADDY A LOT, 309 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:17,081 BUT I... I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM. 310 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,761 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HATED HIM. 311 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,150 I DON'T HATE HIM. 312 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,486 YOU HATE HIM. 313 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,686 I DON'T HATE HIM! 314 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,021 YOU HATE HIM! 315 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,557 GLORIA, YOU BETTER QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD. 316 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,826 WELL, IF YOU DON'T HATE HIM, 317 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,339 HOW CAN YOU THINK OF GOING TO THE MOVIES 318 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,930 WHILE HE'S MISSING OUT THERE? 319 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,932 HE'S NOT MISSING. WE JUST MISLAID HIM, THAT'S ALL. 320 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,602 SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO HIM. 321 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,604 I KNOW SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO HIM. 322 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,550 YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO HIM. HOW DO YOU KNOW, GLORIA? 323 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,352 YOU TELL ME, YOU GIVE ME ONE SCRAP OF FACT 324 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,254 AND I WON'T GO TO THE MOVIES. ONE LITTLE FACT. 325 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,179 MICHAEL, I-I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT MY FATHER. 326 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,961 HEY, HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE WORRIED, 327 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,997 BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU'RE WORRYING UNNECESSARILY. 328 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,088 YOU KNOW ARCHIE. HE PROBABLY CHECKED INTO ANOTHER HOTEL. 329 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,657 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 330 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,536 WELL, YOU HEARD HIM THIS MORNING. 331 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,539 BOASTING ABOUT HOW MUCH EXPENSE MONEY THE LODGE WAS GIVING HIM. 332 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,628 $35 A DAY. 333 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,863 SO? 334 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,043 WELL, HE PROBABLY CHECKED INTO SOME FLEABAG HOTEL, 335 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,835 AND HE'S POCKETING THE REST OF THE MONEY. 336 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,004 THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY ABOUT MY FATHER. 337 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,308 I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THE NICEST THINGS I EVER SAID ABOUT HIM. 338 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,076 HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY... 339 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,255 I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 340 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,723 DEAR FRIENDS, I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 341 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,393 DEAR FRIENDS, I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 342 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,797 GLORIA, HONEY, LISTEN. THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 343 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,721 NOTHING? 344 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,435 MICHAEL, WITH ALL THE TROUBLE THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD THESE DAYS? 345 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,193 PEOPLE BEING SHOT IN THE STREETS FOR NO REASON. 346 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,895 MURDER FOR MURDER'S SAKE. 347 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,307 YOU'RE TALKING PARANOID, GLORIA. 348 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,410 THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH EVERYBODY THESE DAYS. 349 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:45,369 EVERYBODY'S AFRAID. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TRUSTING YOUR FELLOW MAN? 350 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,487 YOU REALLY THINK HE CHECKED INTO A DIFFERENT HOTEL? 351 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,977 IT MAKES SENSE, DOESN'T IT? 352 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,612 YOU COULD BE RIGHT, MICHAEL. 353 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,427 OF COURSE I'M RIGHT. EXCUSE ME. NOW TRUST ME. 354 00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,995 COME ON, NOW LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES. 355 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,964 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME, HUH? 356 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,366 I MEAN, YEAH, AFTER ALL, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 357 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,123 HE COULD COME HOME. 358 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:15,199 EDITH, IT'S A LOVELY PARTY. 359 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:19,704 OH, THANKS, LOUISE, BUT WE AIN'T HEARD A WORD FROM ARCHIE. 360 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,406 IT'S A LOVELY PARTY. 361 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,610 OH! THERE'S MORE PEOPLE. OH! 362 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,680 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FULL HOUSE. 363 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,350 OH, MR. AND MRS. ESTRADA. 364 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,596 COME IN. 365 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,553 HELLO. 366 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,189 OH, I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 367 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,592 MISS HENDERSON, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE, 368 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:45,429 ALFREDO ESTRADA, A-AND HIS WIFE, MARIA. 369 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,443 HELLO. HOW DO YOU DO? 370 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:51,535 A MAN, MRS. BUNKER, AT A TUPPERWARE PARTY. 371 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:55,105 OH, I KNOW HE'S A MAN, BUT HE AIN'T HERE AS A MAN. 372 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,708 HE'S HERE TO LISTEN FOR HIS WIFE. 373 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,809 OH. 374 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,146 IS... IS SHE DEAF? 375 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,981 NO, PUERTO RICAN. 376 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,020 I... I... I'M HERE TO TRANSLATE FOR HER. 377 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,224 OH! OH, OH, WELL THEN, IN THAT CASE, HE CAN STAY. 378 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,294 AS A MATTER OF FACT, MR. ESTRADA, 379 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,697 I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE. 380 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,734 OH. OUR PIE HOLDER ALSO DOUBLES AS A TORTELLA HOLDER. 381 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,175 PUERTO RICANS DON'T EAT TORTELLAS. 382 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,478 WE DON'T EVEN EAT TORTILLAS. 383 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:48,092 OH, THEY'RE SUCH A HAPPY PEOPLE, AREN'T THEY? 384 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,728 EXCUSE ME. 385 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,399 OH, MRS. JEFFERSON, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW DELIGHTED I AM 386 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,434 TO SEE YOU HERE TONIGHT. 387 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,503 OH, DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? 388 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,306 NO, BUT WE HAVE OVERCOME, HAVEN'T WE? 389 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,444 WE HAVE? 390 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,413 OH, MY GOODNESS, YES. 391 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,784 WHY, ONLY LAST WEEK I HOSTED AN ALL-BLACK TUPPERWARE PARTY. 392 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,986 OH, IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ALL-BLACK. 393 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,254 BUT IT WAS. 394 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,556 DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WERE THERE? 395 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,228 OH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. 396 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:28,599 WELL, ANYWAY, I TOOK IN $300 THAT NIGHT. 397 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,302 EVEN THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY HUNKY THERE. 398 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:38,676 HUNKY. 399 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,512 THAT'S BLACK FOR "WHITE." 400 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,885 IS THAT RIGHT? 401 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,657 SOMETIMES I WISH I WERE WHITE, 402 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:56,426 SO I COULD GET USED TO USING ALL OF THOSE BLACK EXPRESSIONS, TOO. 403 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:04,301 EDITH, I THINK MAYBE THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO BEGIN YOUR SPEECH. 404 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,004 OH, IRENE, I'M SO NERVOUS. 405 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,707 YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 406 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,709 OH, I HOPE SO. 407 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,938 JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER PICKING HIS NOSE. 408 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,983 LADIES, WE'RE READY TO START. WHY DON'T YOU ALL SIT DOWN? 409 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:28,292 UH, WELCOME TO MY VERY FIRST TUPPERWARE PARTY. 410 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,002 UH, UM, AS YOUR HOSTESS 411 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,937 FOR THIS EVENING... 412 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,684 GLORIA! HOW COULD YOU DO A CRAZY, STUPID THING LIKE THAT. 413 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:42,751 WILL YOU ANSWER ME? 414 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,845 I-I'M SORRY. 415 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,948 OH, DON'T APOLOGIZE, THEY WERE VERY GOOD. 416 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,651 BRAVO, BRAVO. 417 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,686 OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 418 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,524 AS YOUR HOSTESS FOR THIS EVENING... 419 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,472 AS YOUR HOSTESS FOR THIS EVENING, 420 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,175 I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN NOSES. 421 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,817 UM, UH... 422 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:30,120 OH, I MEAN I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN AR... 423 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:41,009 YOU AGREED, GLORIA. YOU AGREED TO GO TO DUCK SOUP WITH ME. 424 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,166 LEAVE ME ALONE. 425 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,146 I AGREED TO LEAVE BEFORE HORSE FEATHERS, 426 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,403 BUT WE NEVER EVEN GOT THERE TO SEE DUCK SOUP. 427 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,440 OH, STOP IT, MICHAEL. HAVEN'T YOU EVER CHANGED YOUR MIND BEFORE? 428 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,543 LISTEN, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GO TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU, 429 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:55,413 BUT EVERY MINUTE I'M GETTING MORE AND MORE FRIGHTENED. 430 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,516 OH, THAT MIGHT BE BUTCH! 431 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,919 MA, THAT'S A CALL TO ME! 432 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,456 NO! I MEAN, YES, OPERATOR. I'LL HOLD ON. 433 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,002 MA, I KNOW THAT CALL'S FOR ME. 434 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:11,962 NOT THIS TIME. THIS IS A COLLECT CALL, SO I KNOW IT'S FROM ARCHIE. 435 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,832 HELLO, ARCHIE. 436 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,300 OH, EXCUSE ME, BUTCH. 437 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,571 OH, WHAT? 438 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:25,242 WOULD YOU MIND TALKIN' LOUDER? WE'RE HAVIN' A PARTY HERE. 439 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,511 YE-YEAH, WHERE IS ARCHIE? 440 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:30,814 WHAT? 441 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,086 WELL, WHERE COULD HE BE? 442 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,857 WELL, DID YOU CHECK... 443 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,496 OH, I SEE. 444 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,566 OH, NO, SURE. 445 00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:52,402 BUTCH, YOU GO BACK TO YOUR TABLE. YEAH, GOODBYE. 446 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,240 ARCHIE AIN'T AT THE BANQUET. 447 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,643 HE AIN'T EVEN IN BUFFALO. 448 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,810 WE KNOW, MA. 449 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,791 OH, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN HE DIDN'T... 450 00:23:03,815 --> 00:23:06,283 YOU KNEW. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 451 00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:08,730 WELL, I WAS HOPING HE'D TURN UP THERE ON A LATER BUS, 452 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:10,465 AND I... I DIDN'T WANNA WORRY YOU. 453 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,691 GLORIA, WHERE COULD HE BE? 454 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:17,027 MA, EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT. EVERYTHING'LL BE FINE. DADDY'S OK. 455 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:20,197 NO! ARCHIE'S ALWAYS ON TIME. 456 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:24,334 DINNER AT 6:00, CRONKITE AT 7:00, BEDTIME IS 10:30. 457 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,171 SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO HIM. 458 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,513 EDITH, EVERYTHING'S BACK IN ITS PLACE NOW. 459 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,315 IT'S ALL GOING JUST FINE. 460 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,318 FABULOUS PARTY. 461 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,888 EVERYBODY, PLEASE, PLEASE. CAN WE HAVE SOME QUIET? 462 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,156 PLEASE. 463 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,927 MA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 464 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,029 CERTAINLY SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 465 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,898 SHE'S JUST A LITTLE OVERWHELMED BY IT ALL. 466 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,867 LIKE I SAID, 467 00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,336 WE NEVER FORGET OUR FIRST TUPPERWARE PARTY. 468 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:04,274 NOW, LADIES, I MUST SHOW YOU OUR BRAND NEW CRACKER KEEPER. 469 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,982 COME ON, GIRLS. OH, THEY'RE GOOD. 470 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,330 WHERE'S ARCHIE? 471 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,132 HAS HE RUN OFF WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? 472 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,989 EDITH ASKS THE POLICE TO FIND OUT. 473 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:21,291 NEXT WEEK ON ALL IN THE FAMILY. 474 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,142 ALL IN THE FAMILY WAS RECORDED ON TAPE 475 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,700 BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE. 476 00:24:30,305 --> 00:25:30,463 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7dxqc Help other users to choose the best subtitles 477 00:25:30,513 --> 00:25:35,063 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35944

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