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♪ ("WITHOUT YOU"
BY PERFUME GENIUS PLAYING) ♪
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GOSSIP GIRL: Morning, followers.Gossip Girl here.
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Márquez once said,"We all have three lives.
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-A public life,a private life..."
-You have any fun, at least?
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-Of course. Always.
-"...and a secret life."
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I'm off to Berlin.
I'll be back tomorrow.
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-GOSSIP GIRL: But he left outthe most important one.
-Love you, Dad.
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-(CELLPHONE PINGS)
-GOSSIP GIRL: Our dating life.
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♪ It's a blurry shape... ♪
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GOSSIP GIRL: And ever since JCgot ditched by Noble O
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for a little Z, she's beenon an international manhunt
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for a worthy replacement.
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She's gone truffle hunting
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with the Italianprime minister's son...
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(TALKING IN ITALIAN)
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The truffle is a passion,
and you need passion
to hunt them.
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But this dress is a sample.
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GOSSIP GIRL: ...yachtingwith the last Shah of Iran'sgrandson...
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Might I invite you to steam
in my huge hammam?
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GOSSIP GIRL: She evenshared a green juice
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with the Bonus Jonas.
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All he could talk about
was how PC told him
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he was cuter than Joe
and Kevin combined.
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Spies tell us nary a one
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wanted a second biteat her apple.
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What?
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GOSSIP GIRL: Perhaps thiswill provide a temporary balm?
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Little Z may occupyJC's former residence
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on the arm of the princeof New York,
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but she's definitely notto the manor born.
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Hope the princedoesn't lose interest,
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or Little Z mayfind herself Lonely Z.
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Maybe they're sisters after all.
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The throne is waiting,but it won't sit empty for long.
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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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MONET DE HAAN: Quelle disaster.
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Even Timothée
rescinded his invite to MIPCOM
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after seeing these!
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MONET: You need to stop
being so choosey.
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Everyone knows the only way
to get over an heir
is to get under another one.
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I tried. I guess heirs
just aren't as giving
as I'm used to.
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I didn't like any of them.
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You don't have to like them,
you just have to date them.
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MONET: Jules, I hate to say this
to you,
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because fuck the patriarchy,
right?
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But, um, the men
always win this.
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Brad Pitt is ancient,
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yet he wins an Oscar
for showing his desiccated abs,
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while a still-prime Angelina
disappears a Disney witch.
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Maybe it doesn't have
to be about a man?
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Millie Bobby Brown
isn't defined by who she dates.
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Millie Bobby Brown
is pre-sexual.
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You need a new Brad
or it's Havisham for you.
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-Also, fuck the patriarchy.
-AUDREY HOPE: Jules.
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-Do you have to pee?
-No.
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Oh, me too. Thank you.
Bye. (CHUCKLES)
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So, if I tell you something,
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do you swear on your Loewe
not to tell anyone?
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-Did you kill someone?
-Worse.
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I may have slept with Max.
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-May have or did?
-I did! I did!
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I slept with Max!
I slept with Max many times.
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What? Why?
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When? Basically all
of the interrogatives.
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You've known him
for a decade. Why now?
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I don't know what happened.
Kiki drama? Sexual ennui?
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My apparently latent
self-destructive tendencies?
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It was one night. One long,
surprisingly informative night,
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like, Jules...
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-Are you gonna tell Aki?
-I mean, I feel terrible,
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but it had nothing to do
with him. I love him.
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Until I can give him a reason
for these anomalous actions,
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why cause him pain
with the truth?
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Consider my friend-DA signed.
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I just hope Gossip Girl
doesn't find out.
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You're right.
Now that she's verified,
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if she posts it,
people might believe it's true.
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It is true.
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I know! I'm a bad person!
I'm a bad person!
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I'm a terrible person.
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Why, because you wiped out
at LES?
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No, but I deserve to.
I'm a terrible person.
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You are like the last person
to be classified as terrible.
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-What if I told you
I cheated on Audrey?
-I wouldn't believe you.
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What if I told you I may have
made out with someone
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other than Audrey?
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-You may have or you did?
-I did!
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I made out with someone.
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Okay, um...
Was it a one-time thing,
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-or this was a recurring--
-Yes. Never again. Just once.
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Okay then, who cares?
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I mean, you still want
to be with Audrey, right?
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Of course. I love her.
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This had nothing to do with her.
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Okay, then why cause her
the stress and embarrassment
of your fuck-up?
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You know what I mean?
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Look, if it was a mistake,
just learn from it and move on.
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And make sure that
whoever she is...
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does not kiss and tell.
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-♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(JULIEN CALLOWAY CLEARS THROAT)
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-That wasn't awkward.
-Shh!
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-Gossip Girl could be listening!
-Yeah, she's everywhere.
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-Hey. Something's up.
-I know. It's working.
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No. Something else.
Check your e-mail.
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Burton called a mandatory
meeting after school.
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-KATE KELLER:
I'm sure it's unrelated.
-I'm not.
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♪ ("SAME DAMN LUCK"
BY NILÜFER YANYA PLAYING) ♪
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STUDENT 1: Oh, my God.
There she is.
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-(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
-STUDENT 2: She knows?
Taylor, did you see this?
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(STUDENTS GOSSIPING)
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STUDENT 3: I don't know, I gotta
go for Pizza Rat. (LAUGHS)
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♪ News, all bad news lately... ♪
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"Who wore it better?
Pizza Face or Pizza Rat?"
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Just forget about it, all right?
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By the time you refresh,
it'll be gone.
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Wow, you're right.
And now it's a poll.
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♪ They all knew... ♪
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If it makes you feel any better,
that rat is an iconic
New Yorker.
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Yeah, so is Zora Neale Hurston,
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but no one's
comparing me to her.
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Okay, this is why I stay
off of social media entirely.
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Well, you don't even have to.
Whenever you eat,
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it looks like a dinner party
in T magazine.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Speaking of dinner, my dad
would like to have you over.
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He said since
I'm staying at Constance
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and I appear to be
serious about you,
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he'd like to get
to know you better.
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Um... I'm stuck
on "appear to be."
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He's a lawyer. It's always
about how it appears to be.
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But don't feel obligated to it.
It's just...
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No, are you kidding?
I mean, we can't hang out in...
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morning runs and free periods
and walks home forever.
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I want to take you out
on a...
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-a real date.
-(CHUCKLES)
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And I understand
your dad's apprehension.
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So I will bring all the charm
that I own.
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♪ Don't assume, assume ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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-Tragic. Just look at her.
-LUNA LA: I can't.
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My transition Lapimas don't dim
from daylight to depression.
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Yeah, we've worked too hard
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to let Julien abdicate
without a fight.
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I know, but we've tried
every man on the Quest 400 list.
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Who's left?
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Maybe it isn't about a man.
Maybe it's her.
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Are you guys talking about me?
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-No. Of course not.
-Totally and completely, yeah.
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I don't need you to pile on too,
Max. I'm exhausted.
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You want to know why no one
you've been on a date with wants
to get to know you better? Hmm?
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It's 'cause they can't.
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You're a billboard, not a body.
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Curated, untouchable,
willingly filtered by you,
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-your stylist and publicist.
-PR representative.
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It's like I lost myself somehow.
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Which is why I propose
that we find her together.
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A Manhattan Maxploration,
tonight.
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Consider me your White Rabbit.
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We're gonna do things
that you've never done before,
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in places you have
never gone before.
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And when we are done,
you are gonna be so real,
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that even Obie will remember
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why he loved you
in the first place.
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Audrey can vouch for how good
I am at demolishing inhibitions.
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Fine, go out.
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But don't worry about
how it looks.
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Do it for yourself
and do not document it.
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-Document it!
-Oh, my God, document it.
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You in?
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♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-I'm in.
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
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VIVIAN BURTON:
I know you're all curious
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why I called this all-hands.
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And so I'm just gonna
cut to the chase. Gossip Girl.
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I'm sure you're aware of it.
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An anonymous Instagram account
that spies on our students
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and spreads rumors about them,
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students whose parents
rather generously
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keep the lights on around here.
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And many of those parents
are now threatening
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to pull their donations
if this situation isn't solved.
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-We're dead. Worse than dead.
-BURTON: My predecessor...
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-A Netflix documentary
on dead people.
-(WHISPERS) Jordan.
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...of a pernicious presence
that would sabotage
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students' studies,
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their social lives,
even hijack graduation.
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And now it's happening again.
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-Vivian, if I may?
-Oh, of course, Linda.
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I've found Gossip Girl
surprisingly helpful.
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My students have seemed,
I don't know, more mindful
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of what they say and...
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what they do around each other.
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I agree. I'd even go
so far as to say
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the students are more respectful
to us as well.
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HENRY SCHACHTER: With apologies
to my wife and Mr. Caparros,
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I firmly disagree.
Gossip Girl is a cancer.
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Kids are on their phones
more now than ever.
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And in class.
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Well, to address Mr. Schacter's
very valid concern,
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students will no longer
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have access to their phones
during the school day.
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That's gonna be bad
for business.
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And you may have noticed
some new bodies in our halls.
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One of our parents
has graciously donated
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a consultancy
with an intelligence agency.
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They will conduct
a swift investigation
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to determine the source
of our stress.
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By this time next week,
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Gossip Girl must be exposed
and expelled.
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Oh, my God,
they hired Black Cube!
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Let's not panic. We just have
to keep them off our scent.
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You're all following GG from
your own accounts, right?
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Rude, of course we are.
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Okay. Then, like the posts
and watch the videos.
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A lot of teachers do,
so if you don't, you stand out.
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And no DMs from your accounts
to GG ever.
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REEMA: We also shouldn't
post from school, right?
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-They could trace it?
-I put a firewall on the server.
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As long as you stay
on our Wi-Fi, you're safe.
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How can you be so sure?
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I'm the computer science
teacher.
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And don't post
during school hours.
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Now that kids won't have phones,
it could point towards faculty.
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But as soon as the bell rings,
I'll keep the posts flowing.
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It would cast more light on us
if we slowed after that meeting.
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Maybe mix things up a little?
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Shine some of that light
on teachers,
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make it look more like
it's a disgruntled student?
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Got any dirt
from the home office?
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Ready to get buried?
We can start with the Schacters.
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Henry's been having an affair
with Libby the Librarian.
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Ooh.
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Make that item blind.
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00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:36,208
Maybe there are more affairs
around here
236
00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:38,458
and we can get some great tips?
237
00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:41,708
ROY: They had perfect porcinis
at Eataly today,
238
00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:45,625
so I told Rocky
risotto ai funghi is imperative.
239
00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:48,833
Even though, um, your dad
is doing "keto" again.
240
00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:51,791
-(LAUGHS)
-Which we both know is a lie.
(CHUCKLES)
241
00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,666
Oh. There was never
an entrance he didn't make.
242
00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:58,333
-Or a corset he couldn't cinch.
-Oh, this old McQueen?
243
00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:00,666
ROY: Your, uh,
your hair is different.
244
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,875
Serge gave me a blowout.
You like?
245
00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:07,000
It's, um... It's voluminous.
246
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,000
GIDEON: Oh, Rocky,
this looks glorious.
247
00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:12,041
ROCKY: As do you.
248
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:14,000
So, where are you off to
after this?
249
00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:17,750
Critics preview for
Jeremy O. Harris's new play:
250
00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:18,375
AARON at The Public.
251
00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:21,583
-Mm.
-GIDEON: It's, um...
252
00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:26,250
A very loose adaptation
of Titus Andronicus...
253
00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:28,708
focusing on Aaron the moor.
254
00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:32,875
Gore and genitals?
Save me a full-frontal seat.
255
00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:35,791
I have.
Opening's tomorrow night.
256
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,708
There's a ticket block
for all of your friends.
257
00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,500
And Pops.
258
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:45,000
What are you going to do tonight
while I'm at the preview, hon?
259
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,958
Stay home. Working on the plans
260
00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,958
for Ina and Jeffrey's
hornbeam hedge.
261
00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,125
(ROY CHUCKLES)
262
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,750
You know, maybe it's best
263
00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,375
not to wear that
tomorrow night.
264
00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,583
Mm! And this is keto.
265
00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:05,541
OBIE BERGMANN:
As that essentially forces
them out of this neighborhood
266
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,125
and leaves the area
wide open for developers
267
00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,708
who were already circling.
268
00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:11,750
Like your parents?
269
00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,250
Yeah, and everybody else
who sees the Navy Yard
270
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,250
as this billion-dollar
waterfront property
271
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:16,625
and not a neighborhood.
272
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,416
But I think that...
273
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,958
privilege ignores the realities
of systemic issues.
274
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:26,458
I'm surprised to hear you speak
about your family this way.
275
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:28,416
Yeah, well, it's nothing
I haven't told them.
276
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,791
(CHUCKLES) And they...
they support me.
277
00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:32,708
They want me to remind them,
keep them honest.
278
00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:37,000
-Hey, Z?
-Hmm?
279
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,583
Feel like joining
the conversation?
280
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,250
I'm-- I'm sorry. I...
I know I'm being rude.
281
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,208
It's just, I'm trending.
282
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:46,375
Or at least, the hashtag
"Zugly" is.
283
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,791
It's Luna La.
284
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,375
-She started it.
-How do you know?
285
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,958
"Hey Ju-lions! Let's get
the hashtag 'Zugly' trending."
286
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,291
It's all so toxic.
I tried to tell Julien
287
00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:59,625
-that social media
was ruining her life--
-(NICK LOTT CLEARS THROAT)
288
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:01,458
How about we put away
our phones...
289
00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:05,750
and discuss how much
I'm enjoying
290
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,166
getting to know Obie here?
291
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,041
Are you, um, are you
enjoying it enough
292
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,708
to consider letting us
go on a real date?
293
00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:14,791
-Not yet.
-Okay.
294
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:18,333
(CHUCKLES)
But, you know, getting closer.
295
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:29,666
(BOTH MOANING)
296
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,333
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
297
00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:39,791
-(SIGHS) Sorry.
-What's wrong?
298
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,250
Just not into
eye contact tonight.
299
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,875
Yeah!
300
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:53,791
(MOANING) Keep going!
301
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:55,958
Keep going!
302
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,666
-Whoa!
-Oh, sorry.
303
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,625
No. Just wasn't expecting that--
304
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,166
-I guess I overshot.
-By a lot.
305
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,875
(PANTING)
306
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:15,541
I'm sorry.
307
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:18,208
It just caught me by surprise.
308
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:23,166
Uh... Just need some time
to, uh... recoup.
309
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:23,916
Yeah, take your time.
310
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:30,208
♪ ("IPHONE"
BY RICO NASTY PLAYING) ♪
311
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,416
♪ Smoking so much gasI forgot to put my mask on ♪
312
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,000
-Woo!
-(CORK POPPING)
313
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,125
♪ Called you off my iPhone ♪
314
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:39,041
♪ Let me hold my hair for youWhile you put my-- ♪
315
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,125
♪ ("ACID RAIN"
BY LXURY PLAYING) ♪
316
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,625
(CHEERING)
317
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,416
Status update?
318
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,750
Uh, you're in your underwear
in the Daily Mail.
319
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,791
I'm in my underwear
on the Daily Mail.
320
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,666
(CHEERING)
321
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,958
We'll WhatsApp that to Timothée.
322
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,541
Actually, don't.
You'll get arrested.
323
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,000
Want some?
324
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:07,375
Uh... No, thank you,
I'm intermittent fasting.
325
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:11,041
But offer some
to that girl there? Hey.
326
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,750
All right, so you're allowed
no more than two
327
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,541
but no less than one.
328
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,708
I love solving inequalities!
329
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,333
(SNORTING, MOANING)
330
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,500
(SNIFFS) Oh!
331
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,250
-(JULIEN SNORTS, GASPS)
-Oh, okay.
332
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,833
-What was that?
-Space coke.
333
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:33,041
-Is that like coke from NASA?
-It's coke with ketamine.
334
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,250
Oh!
335
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,541
-♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
-(JULIEN EXCLAIMING)
336
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:39,541
-MAX: Yeah! (LAUGHING)
-Woo!
337
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,000
I'll help with dessert
in a moment!
338
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,000
(DOOR CLOSES)
339
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,875
-(DIAL TONE RINGING)
-(PHONE VIBRATES)
340
00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:02,750
What is it?
Is it an Amber Alert?
341
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,333
Someone's calling you.
342
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,083
-ZOYA: Hello?
-Do not call list.
343
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,916
-It-- It's Zoya.
-LUNA: I don't know her.
344
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,958
I know you made
the Zugly hashtag.
345
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,625
Yes, and?
346
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,833
ZOYA: And I'm asking youto stop it?
347
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,708
Mm! An ingenious portmanteau
like that
348
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:24,750
only derives from a place
of truth.
349
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,916
You can't dress like the Paramus
Uniqlo's back-to-school sale
350
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,875
-and not expect some feedback.
-(NOTIFICATION BELL PINGS)
351
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,083
-My name's--
-No.
352
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,416
-ZOYA: So, what are you saying?
-(CLEARS THROAT)
353
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,291
I could, um,
try to Pygmalion you.
354
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,666
Pygmalion me?
355
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,833
Queer Eye, Princess Diary,Pretty Woman you.
356
00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:45,375
Yeah, I know the reference.
357
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,041
I'm just surprised you do.
Isn't it anti-feminist?
358
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,916
I don't mean a feminized
transformation
359
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,750
in order to please a cis man.
360
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,625
I'm talking elevating
your taste level
361
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,166
so that no one
calls you Zugly again.
362
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,916
Look, I don't want to become
some inauthentic version
of myself.
363
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,208
When I'm done with you,
you won't know the difference.
364
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,083
As long as you're on Obie's arm,
you're in the spotlight.
365
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:07,458
It can be a blinding glare
or a benevolent glow.
366
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:09,875
-LUNA: So what's it gonna be?
-Well--
367
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:11,833
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
-(SIGHS)
368
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:15,458
If Julien falls, we aren't
going down with her.
369
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,583
Might as well get in
with the new world order.
370
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:26,083
-(SIGHS) Well, that was--
-Informative?
371
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,041
Sometimes it's important to
experiment to see what you like.
372
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,000
Or don't.
373
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:37,291
I love you. Good night.
374
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,791
I love you too.
375
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,541
(PHONE VIBRATES)
376
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,583
GOSSIP GIRL: This just in.
377
00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:51,625
Looks like one of Constance'smost constant couples
378
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:54,125
isn't as coupled as we thought.
379
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:59,000
We hear one half strayed,but not too far from the nest,
380
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,416
in fact, with someoneclose to both parties.
381
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,958
You okay, babe?
382
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,625
Yeah, just, uh... reading
Sight and Sound. You?
383
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,666
Town and Country.
384
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,083
GOSSIP GIRL: That's the funthing about blind items.
385
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:14,458
We often don't see what's rightin front of our eyes.
386
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:17,583
♪ (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
387
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,583
-I love your cat suit.
-Thank you!
388
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,833
It's my cast aside cat suit!
389
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,791
Oh, babe,
whoever broke up with you
390
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,500
doesn't deserve you
in the first place.
391
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:30,916
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
392
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,291
My boyfriend dumped me for
my sister-- well, half-sister--
393
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,875
who I basically imported
from, like, Siberia.
394
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:40,625
So I am on the warpath
to get over him tonight.
395
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:43,291
-LOLA: You are a warrior!
-I am.
396
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:48,791
-I am a warrior!
-LOLA: Maybe I should be, too.
397
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,166
I have been dating my boyfriend
for a year,
398
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:54,375
and he still won't go
public with me.
399
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:57,291
We go off-peak to off-grid
places like this.
400
00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:01,625
Or I sleep over two nights
a week at his pied-à-terre.
401
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,458
Sounds like he's
hiding something.
402
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,916
Bring him to the red table!
403
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,666
LOLA: I should.
404
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:11,291
Like, is it his problem or mine
for caring so much?
405
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,041
The moral of the story?
You can't rely on any man.
406
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,208
You can only rely
on yourself, right?
407
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,541
That's so fucking true.
408
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:27,541
♪ (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
409
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,791
-Are we swiping?
-Uh, GPSing.
410
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,416
It is one on Wednesday.
411
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,500
We need to see where
the migaytion is flocking on.
412
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,250
-(JULIEN CHUCKLES)
-MAX: I'll check the LES.
413
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:40,166
Oh... Tap him, he's cute.
(GASPS) And he likes pigs!
414
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:44,541
-Oh, that's not what that means.
-What? (CHUCKLES)
415
00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:49,875
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.
416
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:52,958
My dad.
417
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,458
No, my dad.
418
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,583
GOSSIP GIRL: And sometimes,when we least expect it,
419
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:03,958
our eyes are opened for us.
420
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,625
My advice? Don't look away.
421
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:18,375
♪ (HURRIED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
422
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,208
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
423
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,125
Something happened.
424
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,041
They're calling teachers in
for private interviews.
425
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,333
What? Why?
We did everything right.
426
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:29,083
I told you, they're Black Cube!
427
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,041
-They know things!
-It's a crusade.
428
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:34,291
They won't stop till there's
a head on a spike.
429
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,500
I once saw on an episode
of The Americans
430
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:39,041
that if you squeeze your anus,
you can dupe a lie detector.
431
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,458
All Burton wants is
for this to go away.
432
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,791
She won't stop until it does.
433
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,125
Which is why we need
to end it for her.
434
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:46,250
We need a fall guy.
435
00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:52,791
How about a fall gay?
436
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,166
He refused to join us
and knows our secrets.
437
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:57,750
-Two birds, one stone?
-We can't do that. Can we?
438
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,125
He's too big of a fish to fry.
439
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,625
Then who? We need
to scapegoat someone
440
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:04,291
before we're strapped
to the chair ourselves.
441
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,083
-Shit. Shit.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
442
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,916
You, uh, rough night?
443
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,750
-Um... One could say that.
-You okay?
444
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,791
I'm actually glad
I ran into you.
445
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,875
The craziest thing happened
446
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:20,583
and I just need to talk about it
with someone I can trust.
447
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:21,708
Last night...
448
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:29,083
-You know what, forget it.
-No, um, it's, um--
449
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,625
I'm sorry, all right? It's just,
I probably shouldn't--
450
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,166
Yeah, of course. You shouldn't.
But you did anyway, so.
451
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:41,875
♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
452
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,125
Hey, did you come in
the side way?
I've been waiting for you!
453
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,083
Someone sent Deuxmoi
my old Dubsmashes,
454
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,833
-and now everyone is just la--
-(CHUCKLES)
455
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:53,041
You can't use your phone
at school!
456
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,000
Hey. All right. Okay, okay.
All right. Look, look, look,
457
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,291
I know what's gonna
cheer you up.
458
00:20:57,375 --> 00:21:00,041
Your dad gave us permission
for our first real date!
459
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,333
Yeah. And I got us tickets
to Jeremy O. Harris's new play.
Opening night.
460
00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:04,333
When I told him what it was,
he caved because he knows
461
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,833
how important theater
is to you and everything.
462
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,833
And you can tell me
what it all means afterwards.
463
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,250
'Cause you know,
off-Broadway is like...
464
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,208
all confusing and...
465
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:18,416
-I thought you loved
the theater?
-No, I do. I do.
466
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,250
And I couldn't be more excited.
Excuse me.
467
00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:26,416
-You told Gossip Girl about us?
-Shizukani, Akeno.
468
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:31,166
I have not had enough espresso
or Vyvanse for this encounter.
469
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,375
-So you admit you did it?
-What, spill the bathwater?
470
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,541
No, of course not.
471
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,750
Do you know how many people
cheat in this school?
472
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,458
This place has more
side pieces than Versailles.
473
00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:39,000
She could have meant any couple.
474
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,875
That post was clearly me
475
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,166
-and Aud--
-What about me?
476
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,166
Um... That, uh, you look
good enough to eat.
477
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:46,583
Oh.
478
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,458
Could you get me
a contraband straw?
479
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,833
This paper ones always break.
480
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,375
What the hell, Wolfe!
You told Gossip Girl about us?
481
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,833
Oh, for fuck's sake,
not this again.
482
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,208
-Again? What do you mean again?
-Why is everyone on my case?
483
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,750
I have a lot of things
on my mind right now
484
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,541
and your lesbian bed death
is certainly not one of them.
485
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:08,125
You know what? If you're so
worried about it getting out,
486
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,708
maybe you shouldn't have
done it in the first place!
487
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,708
This one's made of wheat.
488
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:23,000
Progress report on
the sins of our fathers?
489
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,875
I searched the entire house
last night
490
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:26,083
and couldn't find a thing.
491
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:29,416
No hidden passages from the
service entrance to his room.
492
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,083
No stray La Perlas
in the closet.
493
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:33,375
No sign of a girlfriend at all.
So, he is hiding her.
494
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,916
-But why?
-Hm.
495
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,083
I Insta-stalked her.
Lola Morgan.
496
00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:42,916
-Singer-songwriter.
-Hm, that tracks.
497
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
I'm determined
to gain clarity on this.
498
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,583
What about you?
499
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,750
I gently prodded Dad and he said
they've never opened,
500
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:52,416
so I don't know why Pops
is on there "newly single."
501
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,416
So of course, I had
to take drastic measures.
502
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:00,875
He probably has his reasons.
Maybe just leave it alone?
503
00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:04,041
Mm... Maybe Davis has his
and you should too?
504
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,583
ZOYA: The Prince and the Popo?
505
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,625
LUNA: "The new girl on the arm
of prince of New York
506
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,583
Otto Bergmann IV
is something called a Zoya Lott.
507
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:18,500
And no, apparently,
that's not her drag name.
508
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,458
An import from
a shtetl called Buffalo,
509
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,541
Lott was overheard
at not-spot Via Quadronno
510
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,041
saying New York smelled
like garbage."
511
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,666
It was literally garbage day!
512
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:28,875
(SCOFFS) It's New York.
It's always garbage day.
513
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:30,458
When are you going to get it?
514
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,208
As far as the press
is concerned,
515
00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:33,208
he's R-Patz
and you're Suki nobody.
516
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:36,291
This is the land
of schadenfreude on Adderall.
517
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,083
You need to curate
your image as meticulously
518
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,916
as a Gagauzian exhibit
and follow only my rules.
519
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,166
Otherwise, you'll end up being
banned like a plastic bag
520
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,916
on the corner of Lex
and D'Agostino.
521
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,958
Okay, I'm going to an opening
with Obie tonight,
522
00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:49,750
so I need your help now
more than ever.
523
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:52,208
-Then let's get started.
-♪ ("STOP!" BY UPSAHL PLAYING) ♪
524
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:54,708
First rule.
Never speak in public,
525
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:55,666
which you've just learned.
526
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:58,083
Second rule.
Never look directly at a camera.
527
00:23:58,166 --> 00:24:01,166
Never look directly anywhere.
528
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:04,166
-These are contacts.
-I don't wear contacts.
529
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,250
Exactly. They'll make
everything blurry.
530
00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,833
This way, you'll always
look like you're smizing.
531
00:24:08,916 --> 00:24:10,458
Because you literally
can't see anything.
532
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,458
Third rule. Never sweat.
533
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:17,000
-Relax, it's just Botox.
-I don't want Botox, I'm 14!
534
00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,000
It's preventative.
535
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,791
And don't worry, it's not
for your face, anyway.
536
00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:21,875
Then what is it for?
537
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:26,458
Fine, a pad will do. Lift.
538
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:28,583
-That'll make me sweat more.
-And now no one will see it.
539
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:31,208
-Fourth rule. Know your side.
-I have a side?
540
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:31,875
You do and it's not
facing me right now.
541
00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:34,291
Are you taking notes?
542
00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,583
♪ My heart's gonna beat so fastGonna beat so fast ♪
543
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:39,208
♪ Gonna beat so fastThat it might stop! ♪
544
00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:43,041
♪ Oh, it feels like my ♪
545
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:46,291
♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh, oohWoo, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
546
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,958
♪ Ooh, oohWoo, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
547
00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:50,458
♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh... ♪
548
00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:55,125
And finally, five tenets
to live and die by in public.
549
00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:57,708
Never eat, cry, PDA,
MTA or wear flats.
550
00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:58,666
-Where am I supposed to eat?
-In private,
551
00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,625
with the blinds drawn.
And whatever you do,
552
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,125
never trust the doorman.
They sell tips to TMZ.
553
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:04,750
No way! Jimmy's been
in the building
554
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:07,458
-since the '70s when
my grandma first moved there.
-Ew. You live with your grandma?
555
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:09,625
No. I mean, she's in a home,
but I stay in her apartment,
556
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,416
which is probably something
I shouldn't have told you
557
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,958
because it's rent-controlled
and the board doesn't know
that I'm there, but--
558
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:16,166
Do I look like I want a story?
You're a client,
not a colleague.
559
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:16,708
Now show me what's in your bag.
560
00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:19,000
Hey!
561
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,958
I shouldn't be seen
with you right now.
562
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,500
It's fine, Gossip Girl
knows nothing, okay?
563
00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,083
But she could find out.
564
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,958
If you want to guarantee,
I'll never tell...
565
00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:29,958
-More steam-room shenanigans?
-(CHUCKLES)
566
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:32,375
More of a catfishing expedition.
567
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:35,750
I need you to create
a fake Scruff profile
568
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,333
and use it on my dad.
569
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:39,625
Are you out
of your fucking mind?
570
00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:42,250
Look, I need proof that he
is using the app
for more than perusal.
571
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,166
-Why don't you just
do it yourself?
-You want me to sext my father?
572
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,833
Is it any better you want me to?
573
00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:50,416
No, not as you. As Rafa. Okay?
574
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,458
Clone his profile
and get chatty.
575
00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:53,916
No nudes, no private album,
576
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,375
just the innocent intention
of meeting up on record.
577
00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:59,875
This is ridiculous,
even for you.
578
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,958
Well, since the guy
won't fuck me,
579
00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,708
I might as well fuck with him.
580
00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:07,791
Here. Come on, I'll even--
I'll set it up myself.
581
00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:11,083
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
582
00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:22,291
♪ ("TEAR DROP"
BY MASSIVE ATTACK PLAYING) ♪
583
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,166
GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted onthe corner of Bedford:
584
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:27,541
JC donning her best disguise.
585
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:32,208
♪ Love, love is a verbLove is a doing... ♪
586
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,750
GOSSIP GIRL:
And is she the only one?
587
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:38,208
♪ Fearless on my breath ♪
588
00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:45,833
♪ Gentle impulsionShakes me makes me lighter ♪
589
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:52,000
♪ Fearless on my breath ♪
590
00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:59,000
♪ Black flowers blossomFearless on my breath ♪
591
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:11,208
♪ Teardrop on the fireFearless on my breath ♪
592
00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:15,583
GOSSIP GIRL: Guess we betterrun to the box office
593
00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:18,375
to get our own ticketfor tonight's show.
594
00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:21,083
Something is clearlyabout to go down.
595
00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:25,625
♪ Stumbling down ♪
596
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:32,666
What in God's name
are you wearing?
597
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:36,833
Your father thought it advisable
598
00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:37,916
not to ruffle
any feathers tonight.
599
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,041
Although, to be honest,
I would rather be wearing them.
600
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,083
-Well, why aren't you, then?
-He said I looked great.
601
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:45,916
Dignified.
602
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,208
Oh, that's because
you look like him.
603
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:50,000
-Maximus--
-No, no, wait.
604
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:53,083
I do not want to ruffle
any feathers either, okay?
605
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:55,166
But you raised me to be
my most authentic self,
606
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,208
-did you not?
-Of course we did. And you are.
607
00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:58,625
And we wouldn't have it
any other way.
608
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,250
Then you need to start
following your own advice.
609
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,541
Be you. To hell with what
anyone else says.
610
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:05,791
-Even Pops.
-Oh. I don't know--
611
00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:08,750
Did I not see the most
spectacular Kamali number
612
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:11,583
in your closet? That would
just be perfect for tonight.
613
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:13,500
-I know. I did have it tailored.
-Yeah, yeah.
614
00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:17,083
Okay, well I'm excited
to see it on you.
615
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:18,666
Go. I'll change, too.
616
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,708
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
617
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,375
Since when do you take a car?
618
00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,291
Remind me to learn
how to Citi-bike in a dress?
619
00:28:48,541 --> 00:28:50,000
So this is what you
look like at night?
620
00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,666
It, uh-- It is now.
621
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:57,166
It's beautiful.
You're beautiful.
622
00:28:57,583 --> 00:28:58,791
Thank you.
623
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,291
You know, I'm really glad
you invited me
624
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,458
as your plus one tonight.
I feel like it's been forever
625
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:06,625
since we did something
like this, just the two of us.
626
00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:08,500
Well, I'm really glad
you're back from Berlin.
627
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:11,125
But you must be exhausted.
You should have coffee.
628
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,666
I heard the play is very long
and full of surprises.
629
00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:16,250
-You're gonna want to be awake.
-Okay.
630
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:17,416
-I'll be right back.
-Sure.
631
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:21,416
Hey, what did he say, exactly?
632
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,625
Why don't you
just read it yourself?
633
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,500
He was hesitant at first
but then he asked
634
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,208
if we could come over
to my place next weekend.
635
00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:28,833
That's when my dad's in London.
Okay, um--
636
00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:31,750
Okay, maybe-- maybe I do
need to read it for myself?
637
00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:33,666
-What's your password?
-2046.
638
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,416
Wong Kar-Wai's
unsung masterpiece.
639
00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:37,958
Did you just steal my phone?
640
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:43,458
Thank God you're
sitting next to us.
641
00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:44,833
I cannot be near Max,
or Aki might put it together.
642
00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:47,750
I really don't think Gossip Girl
was referring to you.
643
00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:49,625
Optically speaking, I would like
to err on the side of caution.
644
00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:51,583
Proximity plus the wine
I'm gonna need
645
00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:53,833
to get through this play
are not a good combo.
646
00:29:58,250 --> 00:29:59,250
What are you looking for?
647
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,791
Hi. (GIGGLES)
648
00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:13,791
There's Max.
649
00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:20,000
Who knew you liked a grand
romantic gesture so much?
650
00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,083
Lola.
651
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,250
-What are you--
-You look surprised.
652
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:27,708
Yes, I do exist before
the clock strikes 11:00.
653
00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:30,375
Those lily roses with the ticket
tucked and twined?
654
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:33,500
-So thoughtful.
-(CHUCKLES)
655
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:37,375
And opening night,
what a way to go public!
656
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:40,250
(GASPS) At The Public!
657
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:43,458
Well, I am so glad
it worked out. (INHALES)
658
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:44,583
Would you excuse me
for one minute?
659
00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:45,208
I should hit
the bathroom before--
660
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:47,000
Okay.
661
00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:48,875
I'll be here. (CHUCKLES)
662
00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:55,750
♪ Lonely tonight ♪
663
00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,375
AKI MENZIES: Oh God,
what did you do?
664
00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:58,416
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
665
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,625
Normally I wouldn't accept
a gift from a student.
666
00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:03,083
But I'm a huge fan
of Jeremy's work,
667
00:31:03,166 --> 00:31:04,458
-so thank your dad for me?
-You can thank him yourself.
668
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:07,041
I'll introduce you
after the show.
669
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,583
You know what?
You deserve a better seat.
670
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,291
Here, take my ticket instead.
671
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,416
(WHISTLES)
672
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,791
-Oh... I need your ticket.
-The extra one you gave me?
673
00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:21,416
No, I need it.
674
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,708
The sacrifices we make
for the theater, darling.
675
00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:25,791
Next time,
steal someone else's plan.
676
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:28,208
But this is obstructed view!
677
00:31:28,291 --> 00:31:30,083
Well, guess you need
to gain some clarity.
678
00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:34,375
(THEATER BELL SOUNDS)
679
00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:40,166
Let the play around
the play begin.
680
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:43,416
-(THEATER BELL CONTINUES)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
681
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:53,666
♪ (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
682
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,208
-(MAX SIGHS IN RELIEF)
-(AUDREY SCOFFS)
683
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,041
Thought you were supposed
to sit with your dads?
684
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,750
You don't like me in the middle?
685
00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,458
-AUDREY: Sorry.
-Dude, give me back my phone!
686
00:32:05,541 --> 00:32:09,041
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
687
00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:13,541
Ooh, looks like someone's been
doing extra credit homework.
688
00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:14,916
What are you guys doing?
689
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,166
-Nothing.
-Nothing.
690
00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:18,125
"AARON features
full frontal nudity,
691
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:22,000
potentially disturbing
realistically depicted violence,
692
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,833
simulated and non-simulated
sex scenes,
693
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:27,416
and..." (GROANS)
"...audience participation."
694
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,583
Try and put on
a brave face, dear.
695
00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:30,916
It's a miracle
the theater's even open.
696
00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:35,000
What do you know?
697
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,916
Mr. Caparros, right?
698
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,333
Who?
699
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,916
-Max's Classics teacher!
-Of course. Nice to see you.
700
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
And please, Rafa.
701
00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:43,666
I don't think you two
know each other.
702
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,000
Uh, no, no. We certainly don't.
703
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:48,208
-Nice to meet you.
-This is my husband, Roy Sachs.
704
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,916
Honey, I think you had
a walkthrough in Wilton,
705
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,041
the day of parent-teacher
conferences.
706
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:54,791
I was so thrilled to learn
you're having them
707
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,166
-read Catullus
and Ovid this term.
-Mm.
708
00:32:57,250 --> 00:33:03,958
All right, I've got Justin's,
peanut M&Ms and Tate's.
709
00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:06,083
They're the gluten-free ones,
'cause they were out
of the regular.
710
00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,333
I'm good. Thank you.
711
00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:11,041
-I thought you loved M&Ms.
-I'm just not very hungry.
712
00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:13,875
(CANDY WRAPPER RUSTLING)
713
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,708
You know, I saw Hamilton here
with Max,
714
00:33:16,791 --> 00:33:18,000
before it went on Broadway.
715
00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:21,416
You into that play?
716
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,083
No doubt it's a work of art.
717
00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:28,083
-Um, but--
-But what?
718
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,708
-OBIE: What?
-(ZOYA SCOFFS)
719
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,416
Of course.
720
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,416
I thought you were coming here
with your dad?
721
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,958
I don't have to tell you
who I am or am not here with.
722
00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:43,250
It's the least you can do.
723
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:50,166
♪ (CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
724
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,625
-Can you remove your hat?
-Uh... No.
725
00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:53,750
Who's that that your--
Who's that that your dad's with?
726
00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:56,583
Why? Do you want
to date her, too?
727
00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,875
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
728
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,208
(DAVIS CLEARS THROAT)
729
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:06,833
That's my...
730
00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:11,000
-She's my--
-Your daughter?
731
00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:14,750
Who I now realize I met
the other night.
732
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:19,208
You didn't invite me here,
did you?
733
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:24,041
LX 1. LX 2, go.
734
00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:25,166
Aaron, go.
735
00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:29,791
(AARON HOWLS, BARKS)
736
00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:31,083
(AARON PANTING, GALLOPING)
737
00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:36,083
(AARON PANTS, SNIFFS)
738
00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:36,250
(PHONE VIBRATES)
739
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,250
AARON: What?
740
00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:42,416
What?
741
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,916
(SHOUTING) Have I not arrived
as you assumed I would?
742
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,583
Like a black dog.
743
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:49,166
As the saying is...
744
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:55,666
You do know who I am, right?
745
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,708
The inhuman dog.
746
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,541
Unhallowed slave.
747
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,458
Who said it first?
(EXHALES ANGRILY)
748
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:10,541
You...
749
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,375
Who said it first?
750
00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:16,541
(CHUCKLES)
751
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:19,041
My... (SHOUTING) ...father
said it of my father!
752
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,125
♪ ("NEVER SAY NEVER"
BY ROMEO VOID PLAYING) ♪
753
00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:28,166
So, what'd you think?
It was pretty intense, huh?
754
00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:33,500
And you're still shocked, I see.
755
00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:34,708
There's a four-block rule.
756
00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:36,458
You can't talk about the work
until you're four blocks away.
757
00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:39,708
I've never known you to wait
half a block to say anything.
758
00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:41,125
Thank you.
759
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:44,416
Now you're turning down
lemongrass chicken?
760
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,166
The play was, like,
four hours long, I mean...
761
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,541
Well, you must be... starving.
762
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:54,166
(INHALES SHARPLY)
I'll be right back.
763
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:59,458
-Hey. Hey. We need to talk.
-Do we?
764
00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:00,333
Because I'm pretty sure
whatever you say,
765
00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:02,458
you'll be leaving
a lot out as usual.
766
00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,625
-What you did tonight was--
-Oh, I'm at fault?
767
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:08,333
Do I have a secret apartment?
A secret partner, a secret life?
768
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,666
It was never my intention
to hide anything from you.
769
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,500
But you did. And you didn't
just hide it, you lied.
770
00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:16,416
All of these trips you take,
how many are real
771
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,250
and how many
are ten blocks away?
772
00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,708
-It's not that simp--
-Okay, yeah.
773
00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:23,958
I guess we just have more
in common than I realized.
774
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:26,875
We both have a public life
and a private one.
775
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:28,625
I don't want to do that anymore.
776
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:32,250
-Hey, Julien. I am sorry--
-It's not your fault.
777
00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:34,250
But a tip?
778
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:36,500
You should probably find someone
who isn't afraid to be seen
with you.
779
00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:40,333
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
780
00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:47,041
Burton emailed me
my interrogation time.
781
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:50,375
During school hours, like...
(CHUCKLES)
782
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,833
I guess it's more important
to talk to a bunch of black hats
783
00:36:52,916 --> 00:36:54,458
about an anonymous
Instagram account
784
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:57,000
-than actually teach students?
-It's not anonymous to you.
785
00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:00,291
(CLICKS TONGUE)
George doesn't understand
our little social experiment.
786
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:01,958
He went to public school
in Suburbia
787
00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:03,791
where everybody was nice
to each other.
788
00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,458
This isn't something
to joke about.
789
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:07,125
That firm exposed billionaires,
790
00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:09,958
uncovered massive
corporate security breaches.
791
00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:12,041
They worked for Weinstein.
You think you can outsmart them?
792
00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:15,583
I did place a firewall
on the school servers.
793
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:16,791
These people invented firewalls.
794
00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:20,166
You should quit now before your
entire careers are destroyed.
795
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,791
I understand
your concerns, George.
796
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:26,791
But the school board doesn't
actually care about Gossip Girl.
797
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:28,291
They just hate the noise.
798
00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:30,666
We're in the midst
of figuring out a way
799
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,125
-to quiet it all down.
-(SIGHS)
800
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:36,000
You're my wife.
I can't help but worry.
801
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:37,500
You know why I was fired?
802
00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:39,833
My boss, a father
at your school,
803
00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:43,208
knew I knew
he had expensed escorts.
804
00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:44,916
KATE:
That's why we're doing this.
805
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,666
To hold these people
and their kids accountable.
806
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:52,583
-You could expose him.
-I've already lost my job.
807
00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:54,500
I don't want to lose
my integrity on top of that.
808
00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:58,250
Besides, privilege and power,
809
00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:01,666
no matter how amoral,
will always win in the end.
810
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:04,958
And the people at the bottom
will always end up with nothing.
811
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,958
People like us. Sorry,
where's your bathroom?
812
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:09,833
Um... Just down the hall,
to the left.
813
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,458
We are a bit wrapped up in it.
814
00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:19,916
Well, of course we are.
We created it.
815
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,458
Maybe we should be considering
816
00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:23,708
if it's worth risking
everything we care about?
817
00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:26,375
I like being a teacher.
Don't you?
818
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:32,666
(SMACKS LIPS) I'll get us
another bottle. (CLEARS THROAT)
819
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:37,000
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
820
00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:40,166
Did we just get fucked?
821
00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:42,625
GIDEON: I loved it.
822
00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:45,875
But it'd be committing
theatrical seppuku
to transfer it.
823
00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:50,375
It would close in a week,
especially without a star.
824
00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,958
I just wish it wasn't
so confrontational.
825
00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:56,625
I mean, even Taylor Mac
added farce to his Titus.
826
00:38:56,708 --> 00:38:57,416
GIDEON: And it still flopped.
827
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,500
I guess it's Ivo's
gender-swapped
828
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:01,625
My Fair Lady
with Gyllenhaal instead?
829
00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:02,208
Are you kidding me?
830
00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,333
♪ (POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
831
00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:06,208
Hey, where've you been?
I've been looking for you.
832
00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:09,208
-Obie. Do you know--
-A provocative play like AARON
833
00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:11,583
is exactly what Broadway
needs after a year on pause.
834
00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:14,333
What it doesn't is another
"revisal" of-- of anything.
835
00:39:14,416 --> 00:39:16,416
Especially one devised
by white people,
836
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,250
about white people,
starring white people.
837
00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,833
That's why the theater
was invented, right?
838
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:25,000
To challenge audience members
to-- to think
beyond their own narratives.
839
00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:26,791
I mean, come on, have you
never read Shange?
840
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,791
Albee? Fornés?
841
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:32,833
-Hey. Who are you?
-GIDEON: Oh, hi, Jeremy.
842
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:35,041
Oh. I'm no one.
843
00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:37,083
You seem very much
like someone to me.
844
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,416
Let's find a less
confrontational space.
845
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,500
And have a little talk.
846
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Hey, excuse us.
847
00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:52,291
Um... Hey.
848
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:55,791
Sorry about messaging
you at the theater--
849
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:59,208
About that. I think you might
have me confused
with someone else.
850
00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:02,833
Hey, Pops! Don't leave me
and Dad out of the conversation!
851
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,041
Max, I was talking to my friend.
852
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:07,791
Oh, you're gonna want to talk
to these two more, trust me.
853
00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:09,458
Do you want to tell him
or should I?
854
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,541
Want to tell him what?
855
00:40:11,541 --> 00:40:12,416
GIDEON: Tell me what?
856
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,041
-I'm confused...
-Max.
857
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,000
Pops is on Scruff.
858
00:40:21,416 --> 00:40:23,666
Yeah, he's got an active profile
that says "newly single."
859
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:28,125
And he's been messaging guys
with the intention of cheating.
860
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,750
This guy in particular.
861
00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:32,500
Hey, Max. Max, that's enough.
Stop. Stop it. Give me that.
862
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:33,916
-Stop that!
-Wait, you did this?
863
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,833
With Max's teacher?
864
00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:39,000
-ROY: Yes, I did, but--
-Not with me, no. It...
865
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,375
ROY: What do you mean,
not with you?
866
00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:43,458
I think your son can explain.
867
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,250
What does he have
to do with this?
868
00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:47,583
He deserved to know the truth.
869
00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:49,916
-Did you pretend--
-Well, not me, but--
870
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,500
Is it true?
871
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,666
-Is it true?
-Nothing happened.
872
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,500
All right, it was just talk,
it was all talk.
873
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:56,833
But you wanted something
to happen.
874
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:59,666
I just wanted to talk
and I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
875
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,750
I don't understand why you
would do something like this.
876
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:04,041
Oh, God!
877
00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:05,166
Look, Gideon, I love you.
878
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:07,458
But when I fell in love
with you, you were different.
879
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:11,166
You've changed.
And I'm not sure I...
880
00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:14,041
I don't even know
if I'm able to--
881
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:16,541
Still be attracted to me.
882
00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:20,541
-With all this.
-I still love you.
883
00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:22,875
-I do, but--
-But you like it masc?
884
00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:24,791
Is that it?
885
00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:26,458
And instead of talking
to me about it,
886
00:41:26,541 --> 00:41:28,333
you were gonna fuck
some other guys
887
00:41:28,416 --> 00:41:30,625
-so you can feel it again?
-No, no. Of course not.
888
00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:32,291
I still want you, only you.
889
00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:34,541
You want the version of me
you're comfortable with.
890
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,041
The one I felt I still had to be
when we first met.
891
00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:37,541
But not who I am.
892
00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:40,333
I'm growing.
893
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,916
But after almost
20 years together,
894
00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:44,250
I'm shocked you can't see
that the only thing
895
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:47,750
that has changed here is you.
896
00:41:51,541 --> 00:41:54,458
♪ ("HARDEN MY HEART"
BY QUARTERFLASH PLAYING) ♪
897
00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:56,041
Why?
898
00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:02,250
-Why would you do that to me?
-Why would you do this to us?
899
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,291
♪ Harden my heart ♪
900
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:08,083
♪ I'm gonna swallow my tears ♪
901
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:12,750
♪ I'm gonna harden my heart ♪
902
00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:18,041
♪ I'm gonna swallow my tears ♪
903
00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:21,125
♪ Harden my heartHarden my heart ♪
904
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:21,458
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
905
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:27,125
ZOYA: Obie. What are you doing
out here?
906
00:42:27,208 --> 00:42:29,208
I was looking for you.
I thought that you had left.
907
00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:31,125
Oh, Jeremy actually
asked me to...
908
00:42:33,291 --> 00:42:36,750
-You're upset.
-No.
909
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:39,458
Is it because of what
I said earlier, about the play?
910
00:42:39,541 --> 00:42:42,375
I mean, I was in the middle
of speaking and you just
kinda left.
911
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,541
I was just confused.
912
00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:47,625
'Cause you've been
so weird all night.
913
00:42:47,708 --> 00:42:50,000
And then suddenly
you're yourself again
914
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:52,875
and then you ditch me. So...
915
00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:55,125
(CLICKS TONGUE)
916
00:42:55,208 --> 00:43:00,083
Okay, when I showed up tonight
and you liked how I looked,
917
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:04,125
I thought maybe while you said
you wanted something different,
918
00:43:04,208 --> 00:43:06,750
you're actually
pretty comfortable with what
you already know.
919
00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:08,541
The perfect picture
by your side.
920
00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,666
But that's not me. (CHUCKLES)
921
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:14,500
I'm gonna say the wrong thing
and sweat through my clothes
922
00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:17,291
and eat in the middle
of the sidewalk. I--
923
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,708
I want you to be who you are.
924
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:23,000
All right, you understand
why I ended it with Julien.
925
00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:25,541
Yeah. You couldn't
find her anymore.
926
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:29,666
But have you thought
about how you might
have contributed to that?
927
00:43:31,416 --> 00:43:34,083
That you didn't lose her
but she got lost behind you?
928
00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:36,166
I mean, it's really hard to date
the prince of New York
929
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,458
when even he won't admit
that that's who he is.
930
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:49,750
(OBIE SIGHS)
931
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:55,750
-Do you mind if I, um...
-Do the right thing?
932
00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,416
Never.
933
00:44:00,791 --> 00:44:01,875
Hey, Jules.
934
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:03,708
-No, thank you.
-I wanna talk.
935
00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:06,125
All right, just really talk.
936
00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:14,750
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
I know, um...
937
00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:19,000
I know that I said that
I didn't like who you'd become.
938
00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:21,166
I, uh...
939
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:24,666
I... I definitely should have...
940
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:26,958
realized and accepted
some responsibility
941
00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:28,125
for my part of that.
942
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:33,333
Maybe, I was more comfortable
not knowing, because...
943
00:44:34,791 --> 00:44:36,375
You know, if I had looked
too closely,
944
00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:37,791
I might see some of myself, too.
945
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:41,833
I spent so much time...
946
00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:43,791
(SIGHS) ...putting forward
this idea of me, that I just...
947
00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:47,083
forgot who I was a little.
948
00:44:49,166 --> 00:44:52,250
Like my dad has.
Like everyone has, apparently.
949
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,791
Except for her.
950
00:44:58,666 --> 00:45:02,500
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
951
00:45:02,583 --> 00:45:03,666
It's no wonder you like her.
952
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:07,458
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
953
00:45:07,541 --> 00:45:11,500
I think-- You know,
I think that you deserve
954
00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:12,750
someone who sees you, who, um...
955
00:45:15,291 --> 00:45:16,416
sees all of you.
956
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,500
(INHALES DEEPLY)
And maybe I needed you
to walk away
957
00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:22,500
to see that I could
stand on my own.
958
00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:31,750
(OBIE SIGHS)
959
00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:43,500
(PHONE RINGING)
960
00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:46,458
-Hello?
WENDY: Reema? It's Wendy.
961
00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:49,375
I know I shouldn't
tell you this,
962
00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:51,708
but a tip came into
the Gossip Girl DMs
963
00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:54,625
a few weeks ago about
your husband's former boss,
964
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:57,250
and Kate didn't want
to tell you. She thought
you might get upset.
965
00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:58,125
REEMA: Oh, my God, really?
966
00:45:58,208 --> 00:46:00,250
What was it?
967
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:01,666
WENDY: One of the escortshe hired
968
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:03,666
was a senior at Constance.
969
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,208
I mean, do with
that what you will.
970
00:46:06,291 --> 00:46:07,708
But I just figured
you'd want to know
971
00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:10,500
in case you felt compelled
to expose the truth
972
00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:11,708
one final time.
973
00:46:11,791 --> 00:46:15,666
Might even get your
husband's old boss fired,
974
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:16,916
get his job back.
975
00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:19,875
That's a lot to hear. Uh...
976
00:46:21,916 --> 00:46:23,541
I can't believe Kate
didn't tell me.
977
00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:24,666
Which is why I am.
978
00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:27,250
Listen, if you do want
to do something with it,
979
00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,791
remember the firewall.
980
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:32,291
You're protected only at school
during school hours.
981
00:46:32,375 --> 00:46:34,708
We all have the password.
982
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:39,375
(PHONE LOCKS)
983
00:46:39,458 --> 00:46:41,000
♪ ("CLOUDBUSTING" BY KATE BUSH
PLAYING) ♪
984
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:47,166
♪ I still dreamOf all the noise ♪
985
00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:49,583
Should we last-call him
before it's too late?
986
00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:54,625
(SNIFFS) Oh, fuck. (GROANS)
(SNIFFS) Here.
987
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:57,333
Maybe it's time
to call it a night?
988
00:46:57,416 --> 00:46:59,708
And why would I do that?
989
00:46:59,791 --> 00:47:01,458
Because you're a bit
out of control?
990
00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:02,500
That's what you like, isn't it?
To relinquish control.
991
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:05,125
Or is that only with me.
I tell you what,
992
00:47:05,208 --> 00:47:07,125
let's ask some of your
other candidates?
993
00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:09,708
-Max, don't--
-We got-- We got Judd.
994
00:47:09,791 --> 00:47:14,250
(SNIFFS) Uh, Phuc? Robert?
Oh, he's cute.
995
00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:16,208
Is that-- Is that your phone?
996
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,916
Why is that on your phone?
What is this?
997
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:18,791
He's lying. It's his phone.
998
00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:20,875
He's just really fucked up
right now--
999
00:47:20,958 --> 00:47:22,291
Correct. Check.
1000
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:24,958
I am-- I'm outside
my boundaries now,
1001
00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:26,333
just like both of you.
1002
00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:28,833
In fact, I am so outside
that I don't know
1003
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:31,333
if you're gonna be able
to hear me when I say
1004
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,416
I'm not the only one
who fucked up here.
1005
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,791
You fucked up, too.
1006
00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:37,541
You fucked me.
And you wanted to.
1007
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:40,916
God, come on, it is time
that we all stopped hiding
1008
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,750
and started being
who we really are, right?
1009
00:47:42,833 --> 00:47:46,333
Right? Okay, no more lies.
Only truths. Okay.
1010
00:47:46,416 --> 00:47:50,208
So I will go first as
the only truth-teller here.
1011
00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:53,791
You guys, you just, you don't
do it for each other anymore.
1012
00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:56,500
You just do me.
But you can't have me.
1013
00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:58,583
Nobody can have me.
1014
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:02,708
I am not even here. I am gone.
And end fucking scene.
1015
00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:06,375
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING
IN BACKGROUND) ♪
1016
00:48:06,458 --> 00:48:08,833
♪ The sun is coming out ♪
1017
00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:13,541
♪ (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1018
00:48:20,083 --> 00:48:23,250
-Where's Lola?
-I sent her home.
1019
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:26,000
-Oh, to your pied-affair?
-DAVIS CALLOWAY: Cute.
1020
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:28,541
And no. To her own apartment.
1021
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:32,458
You know, when you were a kid,
1022
00:48:32,541 --> 00:48:35,458
I wanted you to feel like you
were the only woman in my life.
1023
00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:36,958
Because you are.
1024
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:39,375
So I made a choice
1025
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:42,708
that I would always keep
my dating life private.
1026
00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:46,833
And I think I forgot
that you grew up
1027
00:48:46,916 --> 00:48:48,125
and can handle the truth.
1028
00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:51,416
I couldn't be more sorry.
1029
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,833
I never want to lie
to you again.
1030
00:48:54,916 --> 00:48:58,750
I think that we can both
agree to do better.
1031
00:48:58,833 --> 00:49:00,666
That we can live our lives
more honestly,
1032
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:02,458
with ourselves
and with each other.
1033
00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:10,125
I'd really like to meet her.
1034
00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:22,250
So does the Four Block Rule
1035
00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:24,166
still apply on
the Upper West Side?
1036
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,666
I guess that depends on
the subject being discussed.
1037
00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:29,041
-What if I whisper it?
-No promises.
1038
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:35,166
I'd really like to kiss you
right now. (EXHALES)
1039
00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:45,875
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
1040
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:53,958
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1041
00:49:58,416 --> 00:50:00,916
(RAFA SIGHS)
1042
00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:05,416
You put on a real show tonight.
1043
00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:10,000
There's another one
tomorrow, I'm sure.
1044
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:14,833
I don't appreciate being used.
1045
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,958
I had no idea it would
blow up like that.
1046
00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:21,500
What did you think would happen?
1047
00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:23,625
You know, that my dads
would realize
1048
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:25,500
that they were being stupid
and just talk?
1049
00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:26,791
But I fucked it up.
1050
00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:28,625
No, it would have
come out eventually.
1051
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:30,875
It always does.
1052
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,750
(SNIFFS) Yeah, I know.
But I just didn't realize
1053
00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:34,625
it would hurt this fucking much
when it did.
1054
00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:44,125
(SOBS)
1055
00:50:47,666 --> 00:50:49,125
♪ ("HARDLINE"
BY JULIEN BAKER PLAYING) ♪
1056
00:50:49,208 --> 00:50:52,166
GOSSIP GIRL: You know whythe play's the thing?
1057
00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:57,916
Because it holds up a mirrorto our own lives.
1058
00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:07,208
-♪ Blacked out on a weekday ♪
-(CELLPHONE PINGS CONTINUOUSLY)
1059
00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:10,833
GOSSIP GIRL:
Sometimes it's about stayingtrue to your private self.
1060
00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:15,250
♪ Still somethingThat I'm trying to avoid ♪
1061
00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:20,458
GOSSIP GIRL: Or leaving yourpublic self behind.
1062
00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:26,708
♪ Start asking for forgivenessIn advance ♪
1063
00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:30,916
♪ All the future thingsI will destroy ♪
1064
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,458
GOSSIP GIRL: Sometimes,it's about confrontinga painful reality...
1065
00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:40,625
♪ That way I canRuin everything ♪
1066
00:51:40,708 --> 00:51:43,916
GOSSIP GIRL: ...or sublimatingyour deepest fantasies.
1067
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,750
♪ When I do, you don'tGet to act surprised ♪
1068
00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:47,875
(EXHALES) Hi.
1069
00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:49,458
Did you like it?
1070
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:52,333
♪ When it finally ♪
1071
00:51:52,416 --> 00:51:54,166
I didn't...
1072
00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:57,583
not like it.
1073
00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:02,458
But I never want
to do it again. Do you?
1074
00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:03,166
Of course not.
1075
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:10,375
-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry, too.
1076
00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:12,833
♪ Medicine and poison ♪
1077
00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:16,083
♪ Take whatI can get away with ♪
1078
00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,833
GOSSIP GIRL: Isn't it alla performance, anyway?
1079
00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:21,125
It's my own fault.
1080
00:52:23,625 --> 00:52:25,291
When I got that tip
about George's boss,
1081
00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:27,666
I couldn't resist posting it.
1082
00:52:27,750 --> 00:52:30,041
But at least now you know
your firewall didn't work.
1083
00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:31,666
It could've happened
to any of us.
1084
00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:33,875
We're so sorry it was you.
1085
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,833
And don't worry, I didn't crack
during the interrogation.
1086
00:52:35,916 --> 00:52:37,125
Your identities are safe.
1087
00:52:38,791 --> 00:52:39,125
I'll miss you both.
1088
00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:50,333
KATE: Did you turn
the firewall back on?
1089
00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:53,625
-God. Why do I feel so terrible?
-We didn't have a choice.
1090
00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:55,083
It was her or us.
1091
00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:58,041
And now, we don't have
to be nervous anymore.
1092
00:52:58,125 --> 00:53:00,250
Wendy's contacts at Horace Mann
and Dalton
1093
00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:02,416
confirmed they'd start
sending in tips, too.
1094
00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:04,333
So did mine
at Nightingale and Spence.
1095
00:53:04,416 --> 00:53:06,625
Which means Gossip Girl's
gone citywide.
1096
00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:08,375
The target's off our back.
1097
00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:10,791
And impossible to trace.
Bigger than ever.
1098
00:53:12,041 --> 00:53:14,583
She used the tip.
We didn't make her.
1099
00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:15,208
Didn't we, though?
1100
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:19,083
♪ ("ROYL" BY CHLOE X HALLE
PLAYING) ♪
1101
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:22,708
♪ Could be paradiseNever know till you try ♪
1102
00:53:22,791 --> 00:53:23,708
GOSSIP GIRL:
Yet no costume can conceal
1103
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:26,250
what you don't want me to see.
1104
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,166
Sooner or later,the clothes come off,
1105
00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:33,583
the makeup washes awayand the real you emerges.
1106
00:53:33,666 --> 00:53:38,333
Your secrets, your sins,your truths, your lies.
1107
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,208
-Hi. Where have you been?
-It's story time!
1108
00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:42,208
Peak posting hour
is about to strike.
1109
00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:46,208
I left my phone at home.
1110
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,500
Um... Okay. No one panic.
1111
00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:53,791
I'll log in on my phone.
1112
00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:54,916
And we can download
your presets.
1113
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,083
-And we can figure it out--
-I left it intentionally.
1114
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,291
Consider me offline today.
1115
00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:06,250
Okay, you tried. But Zoya's
clearly not playing along.
1116
00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:09,333
It's time that we reinstate
order as it once was.
1117
00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:10,208
And that means JC on top, alone.
1118
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:15,208
Oh! That Buffal-ho needs to go.
1119
00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:22,708
I have intel. If we used it,
Little Z would be sistory.
1120
00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:23,375
Dites-moi.
1121
00:54:25,625 --> 00:54:27,125
MONET: If they don't start
a war themselves,
1122
00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:28,625
we'll just have to
start one for them.
1123
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,333
GOSSIP GIRL: All the worldmay be a stage,
1124
00:54:31,416 --> 00:54:35,958
but on the Upper East Side,the play doesn't matter.
1125
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:38,750
It's all in the execution.
1126
00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:42,333
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
1127
00:54:42,416 --> 00:54:46,250
♪ Won't you get on my waveWon't you get on my wave now ♪
1128
00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:48,000
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
1129
00:54:49,916 --> 00:54:52,791
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1130
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:28,666
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪84302
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