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Yo, I am so psyched for invisible force 2.
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Please. Invisible force I was lame.
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I'm all about rising tide.
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Rising tide? The deep?
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Translucent could kick the deep's ass.
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How? He's invisible.
That's, like, all he's got. That's it.
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Exactly. He sneaks up on the deep,
and then boom, motherfucker!
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- Sit down.
- Until the deep makes a shark
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bite translucent's dick off.
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How's he gonna find
his dick? It's invisible.
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Holy shit.
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Benjy!
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Get up. Get up, get up, get up.
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Come on, benjy. Come on, come on.
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Stay back.
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Just stay the fuck back.
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What are you smiling at?
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Homelander?
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You boys okay?
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Can I... can I get a selfie?
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Course you can.
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The seven's queen Maeve and
homelander made another heroic save today,
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stopping a hijacked armoured truck
on the streets of Brooklyn,
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then staying behind for a photo op
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- with some very lucky fans.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Jean?
- Thanks, Jennifer. And now...
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So, this is pretty much everything in one.
Bluetooth speakers.
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It's in stereo, so you can put it
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all around your living room,
have some fun with it.
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You said you have a
standard cable box, right?
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Okay, then I need to get you an
audio transmitter, ath low latency.
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It makes it so there's less audio lag,
and it's got a standard optical in.
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And let's hook you up
with thousand-Meg hdmi.
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Let's go with this one.
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It costs a little bit more,
but the carbon's way more conductive.
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Hey, Gary. I really need to
talk to you about something.
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- Later, kid.
- Okay. Cool.
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Later... you want, like...
Want, like, 30... 30 minutes?
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Like, a solid 45?
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Excuse me, sir?
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Hi. I'd like to make an appointment
for you to come over and...
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Lay some cable.
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Okay. Oh, Robin.
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Oh, dear, dear, Robin.
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That doesn't mean
what you think it means.
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"Laying cable" means sex.
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No, "laying pipe" means sex.
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"Laying cable" means you want me
to come over to your house
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and just take a big, old shit.
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- That's disgusting.
- Well, okay.
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But you... who said it, though?
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Okay. Are you ready? Despite your
best efforts, I'm actually still hungry.
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I'm actually more hungry now.
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- Where are we gonna go after all this hot talk?
- I don't know.
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- You know?
- More importantly, where are we gonna go
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to lay some cable afterwards?
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Geez.
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So, did you ask him?
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- Who?
- Gary.
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Did you ask Gary for the raise?
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Yeah. Yeah. It was... it was a...
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Look, it was a crazy day,
and-and he was super busy,
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but tomorrow for sure. Yes.
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Okay.
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What was I supposed
to do, kick his door down?
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Like homelander?
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I said "okay."
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Yeah, but you didn't mean it.
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Hey, I see the look.
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I see it. Come on.
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This is like when we started dating.
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I don't think that's... I
don't think that's true.
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Dude, I had to ask you out.
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Well, excuse me for waiting.
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You ever hear of chivalry?
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Listen, this is about you
getting what you deserve.
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I'm killing myself at school
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because I think it's gonna be
worth it for both of us.
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You know, if we move in together.
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Wait, what? What? Wait. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey. What was that?
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What'd you just say?
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Well, I mean, we can't keep,
you know, laying pipe
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at your dad's place.
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Trying to be all quiet.
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Staring up at that dumb
Billy Joel post...
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- Poster.
- Hey.
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Don't you ever besmirch Billy Jo...
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I can't stop. I can't stop.
I can't stop. I can't stop.
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Can't stop. Can't stop.
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Robin?
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Robin?
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Let the energy go through the wall.
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I am starlight.
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I'm 110 pounds, and I'm five foot six.
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Turn around, please.
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Okay. Let's see it, dear.
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- You should look away.
- Sorry?
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You should turn away from the camera,
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and you should close your eyes,
or else I'll blind you.
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All right.
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Okay, go ahead.
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I am so sorry.
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Are you all right?
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I was born super-abled.
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My mom was thrilled.
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She took me to all
the little miss hero pageants,
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but I hated it.
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I mean, I can still...
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Smell the hairspray.
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At the q and a, they always
asked me what my wish was,
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and I always said, "to save the world."
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And the judges just
chuckled like it was cute.
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But it wasn't a joke to me.
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Since when did "hopeful" and "naive"
become the same thing?
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I mean, why would you get into
this business if not to save the world?
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That's all I have ever wanted.
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And that's why I've always wanted
to be in the seven.
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Thanks, Jennifer.
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Thought Robin's service was nice.
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Did you see how many people came?
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Lot of respect for that
girl. Lot of love in the room.
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And the spread. What a spread.
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Just really nice.
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- That does not begin to convey the terrible regret...
- Geez. Maybe there's a movie on.
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- No, keep it.
- No, we can switch it.
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Keep it.
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Awful, tragic loss.
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My deepest condolences
to Robin ward's family.
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I was chasing these bank robbers.
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She just stepped in the middle
of the street, and I couldn't...
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Middle of the...
She was a half-step off the fucking curb.
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Oh, now, come on, hughie.
Just don't get upset, okay? Just...
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He knows.
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Swift, thoughtful attention...
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Now I think that a-train
would like to get back to work.
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Everyone at vought is just...
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Just wrecked about Robin.
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Now, you two weren't married and, look...
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Technically, there's no legal claim.
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But, vought wants to do the right thing:
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Offer you $45,000 in restitution.
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All you have to do is sign right here,
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and I'll offer you the cheque.
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This is a confidentiality agreement.
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It's a boilerplate nda.
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I sign this, and...
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I can't talk about it?
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Have to pretend like it didn't happen, like
I wasn't holding Robin's arms in my hands?
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Look, I know you're upset,
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but we're just trying to help.
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Then say you're sorry.
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Excuse me?
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I mean, you people say "our condolences"
and "my sympathies" and "our regrets,"
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but nobody can look me in the fucking eye
and say "I'm sorry."
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I'm not signing anything. Get out.
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I said get the hell out!
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You okay?
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As I said, boilerplate nda, really.
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Pretty standard stuff.
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Can I think about it?
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If you have any questions at all, just...
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Unit 44, code 20.
Address is 142063rd street. Possible 10-71.
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Any maniacs out there?
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Quiet night.
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Like every night.
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That's too bad.
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We could really use the press right now.
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Oh, Annie.
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I'm hungry.
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Don't worry. I didn't get the job.
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You don't know that.
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They're auditioning girls nationwide.
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Besides, countess probably got it.
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She's so good in a room.
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If you're negative, negative
things happen to you.
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Hello?
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Yes, I'm her mother.
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One moment.
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It's them.
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It's them.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is she.
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I got it?
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You got it!
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You got it!
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Oh, my god.
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I'm so... I'm so sorry.
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It's a weird connection.
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I don't know what that was, actually.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah?
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I think she was an addict.
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Needle tracks?
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12 marks on one arm.
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More dope coming in.
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More pushers at work.
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What you doing?
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Can't file a criminal case against a-train.
Supes are like cops.
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They can't be charged for damages
while they're on the job.
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- Okay.
- But maybe we can file a wrongful death.
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I just got to get Robin's
parents to sign off on it.
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- Hughie, come sit with me.
- Dad, I'm not...
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I'm right...
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Okay.
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Good for you.
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You want to make this right,
what happened to Robin.
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But you can't.
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So sign this.
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What?
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This is a lot of money, hughie.
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We could really use it.
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I can't... dad, they killed her.
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Be realistic, okay?
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Even if we could pay for a lawyer...
And that's a big if... there's no case.
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- She was in the street. Be like if a bus hit her.
- Dad, she was one step off the curb.
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- I saw it!
- I... hughie, look. Look.
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- You can't do this.
- Why not?
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- Dad, I have...
- You don't have the fight. You never have.
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I'm sorry, but it's... it's true.
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Now, come and...
Come and sit with me, okay?
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Remington Steele's on.
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Hughie! Where you going?
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The red carpet outside of vought headquarters,
here for the annual shareholders presentation...
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There she is.
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Welcome to New York.
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- I'm Ashley Barrett, director of talent relations.
- So are all these people here for me?
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Oh, honey.
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Who else would they be here for?
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Come on. We're running late.
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Oh, my god.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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it is without a doubt a good time
to be in the superhero business.
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Our net income is up 14 percent.
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Our latest film, g-men: World war,
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just grossed shy of
$1.7 billion World-Wide.
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And this fall, we break ground
on our newest theme park outside of Paris.
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The branding opportunities are limitless.
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But, you know, none of that really matters.
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Because job one is managing, supporting,
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and advising the brave heroes
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who put themselves in harm's way
each and every day...
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For us.
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Let's take a look.
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A world without crime,
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with Liberty and justice for all,
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that's within our reach,
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thanks to the zoo-plus superheroes
in the vought family.
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We see a bright future ahead,
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where there is a vought hero in every town.
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You're doing really
well, by the way, so far.
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- I... I haven't done anything yet.
- Yeah, exactly.
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You're already up two-and-a-half points
with midwesterners
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and conservative christians in 18 to 49.
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That speech, by the way, your audition...
255
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,298
It was modest, it was humble.
256
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,550
Really fucking smart choice.
257
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,261
I... I meant it.
258
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,471
Yeah, that's why we love you.
259
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,391
So you ready for your life to change?
260
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:01,188
Including the Jewel in vought's crown,
261
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,816
the greatest superhero team
the world's ever seen:
262
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,610
The seven.
263
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,404
That is our job, our honour.
264
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,739
We are vought.
265
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,366
We make heroes super.
266
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,292
I have a very exciting surprise for you.
267
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,629
Both a member of the seven,
268
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,632
and lord of the seven seas,
269
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,259
live and in person, the deep.
270
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,984
Thank you.
271
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,948
Thank you, everybody.
272
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:57,035
After a long...
273
00:17:57,118 --> 00:18:00,455
Distinguished career with the seven...
274
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,292
My good friend, the
lamplighter, has retired.
275
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,713
Let's give him a big "thank
you." What do you say?
276
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,465
Thank you, lamplighter!
277
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,344
But now...
278
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:18,348
As we turn towards the future...
279
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,394
I'd like to introduce someone very special.
280
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,272
And I, for one, can't
wait to work with her.
281
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,275
Please welcome starlight.
282
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,859
Go. Go. That's you.
283
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,039
- Ooh, look at that.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
284
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,208
starlight and the deep.
285
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,426
I love you, starlight!
286
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,096
We love you!
287
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:42,891
Hey, buddy, you okay?
288
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,730
Hey, buddy!
289
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,668
Pretty cool, huh? Oh, hey, check this out.
290
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:14,923
We have two world view-4 satellites
in geocentric orbit.
291
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,968
We can essentially read a getaway
car's licence plate from 380 miles up.
292
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,429
That is just...
293
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,056
I mean...
294
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,810
I was working with a police scanner
that I bought on eBay.
295
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,396
Yeah, well, not anymore you're not.
296
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,524
Oh, and wait until you
check out the dining room.
297
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,903
We may or may not have stolen miro
from gramercy tavern.
298
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,823
Yeah, he's fan-fucking-tastic.
299
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,410
That's his, isn't it?
300
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,954
Homelander's? Yeah.
301
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,289
But you'll have your own soon.
302
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,667
Here. Come on. Give it a test drive.
303
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,628
Come on.
304
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,755
Oh, you... you okay?
305
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,174
It's just...
306
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,556
I used to stand in the mirror,
307
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:08,518
pretending to be where I am right now.
308
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:10,979
You know something?
309
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:14,524
On my first day, I...
310
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,153
Well, I... I felt like a fraud.
311
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:22,615
Yeah. But the good news is,
everybody feels that way.
312
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,786
Thank you.
313
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,500
And, hey, we're a team now.
314
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,669
We'll help each other out.
315
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,673
I bet growing up you had
a poster of homelander on your wall, huh?
316
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,552
No, actually, I...
317
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,763
I don't know, homelander's so...
318
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,600
He's like Jesus or something.
319
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:52,645
If you want to know the truth...
320
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,772
I actually had a poster of you.
321
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,941
Really?
322
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,277
Yeah. Yeah. I kind of...
323
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,739
I kind of had a schoolgirl crush on you.
324
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,158
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god.
325
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,702
I hope that's not inappropriate to say.
326
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:12,457
No, no, no, no, no. It's not inappropriate
at all. It's just, it's kind of wild.
327
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,758
What?
328
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,719
I mean, you said you had a crush on me.
I figured that, you know...
329
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,846
- That is...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
330
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,264
Look, you're gorgeous.
331
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:32,101
I'm not... I'm not talking about sex,
just a little bit of pole-smoking.
332
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,354
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
333
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,982
It's just a question of how bad
you want to be in the seven.
334
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,034
Excuse me?
335
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,495
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
336
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,665
Take it easy.
337
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,043
Settle down. We're
just... we're just talking.
338
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:02,382
And look, I know that you're powerful.
I get it. Your powers are no joke.
339
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,134
The thing is...
340
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,345
I am number two around here.
341
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:11,015
So, like, if I say so,
you know, you'd be out of here.
342
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,811
Especially since you attacked me.
343
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,104
I what?
344
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:22,694
I mean, Iowa's sweetheart,
the defender of des moines,
345
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:25,321
just went psycho on the deep.
346
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,032
I mean, that...
347
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,784
That could put you out of the business.
348
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,665
I mean, home to mommy,
tail tucked between your legs.
349
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,500
Just think of all those kids.
350
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,627
I mean, the kids.
351
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,713
Those kids who look up to you,
352
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:44,465
they'd just be shattered.
353
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:50,096
I mean, that's not what
you really want, right?
354
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,308
Or we come together as a team.
355
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:57,186
You and me, we just roll with the punches,
356
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,981
for, like, three minutes, maybe.
357
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,983
It's not a big deal.
358
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,445
And then you know what happens?
359
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,780
All your dreams come true.
360
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:16,581
I'm sure you guys have all heard
that translucent stopped a home invasion
361
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,666
in yonkers last night,
a young, single mother
362
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,501
and her two kids.
363
00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,754
Just incredible. Just...
364
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,757
So tell us, how are you able to vanish?
365
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,216
No, I don't actually vanish.
366
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:32,513
My skin turns into this carbon
meta-material that bends the light.
367
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,223
Like an invisibility cloak.
368
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:38,061
All right, but just to be clear,
you have to be completely naked, right?
369
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,482
I appreciate you coming on
the show, my man. I love you.
370
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,525
Stay tuned for a behind-the-scenes look
371
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:46,944
at invisible force 2,
and later, translucent himself...
372
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:53,368
You interested in a nanny cam? Because
we're actually running a special on that.
373
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,953
It's a pretty popular bear.
There's cameras in the eyes.
374
00:24:56,037 --> 00:25:00,041
Tell me,
how many nannies shake their babies?
375
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,502
I'm sorry?
376
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:07,006
You know, a good, hard shake, like...
377
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:10,510
Like trying to get ketchup out of a bottle.
378
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,470
One percent? Less?
379
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:14,430
I... I don't really know.
380
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,557
Funny, that.
381
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:20,019
They sell a billion dollars' worth
of that shit worldwide.
382
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,271
Goes to show you, doesn't it?
383
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:26,776
The bollocks people will believe
if you get them scared enough.
384
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,199
Cool, cool.
385
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,743
Is there anything I can
help you with today, or...?
386
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:38,454
I'm not gonna piss you about, hughie.
387
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,873
I heard what happened to Robin.
388
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:43,418
- I'm... I'm sorry, who are you?
- She wasn't in the street.
389
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,253
She was one step off the fucking curb.
390
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,589
- And you didn't take the pay-off.
- Yeah. I said, who the hell are you?
391
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:51,634
- How do you know that?
- Name's butcher.
392
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,261
Billy butcher.
393
00:25:55,138 --> 00:26:00,268
Listen, I was thinking that you and
me should have a little bit of a chat.
394
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,689
You're a fed?
395
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,274
You don't sound like a fed.
396
00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:07,400
What, I can't immigrate?
397
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:10,737
There's a giant green slapper with
her ass in the harbour that says different.
398
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,781
- You don't really look like one, either.
- No? What do I look like?
399
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:17,076
Like you're starring in a porn version
of the matrix.
400
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,120
Well, it's all right there
in black and white.
401
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,998
Okay. What exactly can I do for you?
402
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,710
No, you got it all wrong, hughie.
It's what I can do for you.
403
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,587
You see, you ain't alone, son.
404
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,338
It happens a lot more than you think.
405
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:33,176
Supes lose hundreds of people each year
to collateral damage.
406
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,679
No. Come on, that'd be all over the news.
People would be screaming bloody murder.
407
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:40,099
Yeah, look, there might be the odd mention
of it now and again, like with Robin,
408
00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:44,645
but there's a fuck-sight more that happens
that just gets swept right under the rug.
409
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,105
Why?
410
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,568
Ain't it obvious?
411
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:55,364
Movie tickets, merchandising,
theme parks, video games.
412
00:26:55,448 --> 00:27:00,119
A multi-billion dollar global industry
supported by corporate lobbyists
413
00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:02,914
and politicians on both sides.
414
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:06,459
But the main reason
that you won't hear about it
415
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,337
is because the public
don't want to know about it.
416
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:13,007
See, people love that cosy feeling
that supes give them.
417
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,136
Some golden cunt
to swoop out of the sky and save the day
418
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,722
so you don't got to do it yourself.
419
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:23,184
But if you knew half
the shit they get up to...
420
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,563
Fucking diabolical.
421
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:31,734
But then... that's where I come in.
422
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,612
Come in to... to do what?
423
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:38,157
Spank the bastards
when they get out of line.
424
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,409
How do you spank a supe?
425
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,495
Come on, son.
426
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:44,872
Where?
427
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:46,249
You'll love it.
428
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:50,878
Not likely.
Listen, I think this is good. I'm good.
429
00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:53,881
Thank you for
an extremely weird conversation,
430
00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:56,759
but I don't want to go
to a second location with you.
431
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,970
So, I'm gonna get back to work.
432
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,429
Thank you.
433
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,683
Hughie! Hughie.
434
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:09,063
This is your one and only, mate.
435
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,524
Once I go, I'm gone.
436
00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:17,113
I'm offering you the opportunity
to get them that got your girl.
437
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:25,037
What have you got to lose
that you ain't already lost?
438
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,310
Where are we?
439
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,061
Keep your mouth shut.
440
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:56,235
Harry. Got your message.
Thank you for being an upstanding citizen.
441
00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,738
You know this is fucking
police brutality, man.
442
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:02,366
You know what they'll do to me,
they catch me letting you in?
443
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:05,328
Not half of what I'll do if you don't.
444
00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:10,499
Did he just say you were police?
445
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,045
Yeah, you know, cop, fed,
all the same to twats like that.
446
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,266
Holy shit.
447
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:30,853
Pick yourjaw up off the
floor and try to blend in.
448
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:36,233
This is the only place where the supes
can scratch their filthy little itch
449
00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:38,361
without the paps taking snaps.
450
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,450
Wait, wait, wait. That's Ezekiel.
451
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,373
The "capes for Christ" guy...
452
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:54,585
Preaches all that "pray the gay away" shit.
453
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:57,088
And now he's the meat in the manwich.
454
00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:59,048
Fucking hypocrite.
455
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,682
Keep going forward.
456
00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:14,939
There. There. Stop.
457
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:18,609
Wait, wait, wait.
A-train's... a-train's here right now?
458
00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,987
Was. This is from last night.
459
00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,406
Turn it up.
460
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,908
I cannot believe you ran through a bitch.
461
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:29,161
You want to hear something crazy?
462
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:34,083
I ran so fast through this bitch
that I swallowed one of her molars.
463
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:37,420
Like a bug on the fucking freeway.
464
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,547
Dude, that's nasty.
465
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,468
They're laughing.
466
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:47,763
Just... like she's a joke.
467
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,350
They're fucking laughing.
468
00:30:57,690 --> 00:31:01,110
So, what are you gonna do about it?
469
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,317
Oh, for Christ sakes.
470
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,944
Clean yourself up.
471
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,864
Never let them see you like this.
472
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:52,745
Translucent, you're a goddamn pervert.
473
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:02,713
I'll just go.
474
00:32:05,216 --> 00:32:06,759
They're all like that?
475
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:10,721
All of them? Even homelander?
476
00:32:10,805 --> 00:32:12,640
Homelander's the exception.
477
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:15,059
He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke.
478
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,186
Man's a Saint.
479
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,896
But the rest of them, yeah.
480
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,607
Pardon my French, fuck those fuckers.
481
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:25,027
Here. Have a shufti of that.
482
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,362
What are these?
483
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,782
That's the police log
the day that Robin got murdered.
484
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:33,369
Couple of bar fights.
A few cars got nicked.
485
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,871
But you know what's not in there?
486
00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:38,124
No bank alarms going off.
487
00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,793
No one charged at central booking.
488
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:45,673
A-train stopped two bank robbers, my arse.
Someone's fucking hiding something.
489
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:47,007
Hiding what?
490
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:50,052
Well, I don't know, whatever
dodgy shit he was up to that night.
491
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:53,013
Why couldn't he stop?
I mean, what was in that bag?
492
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:55,141
You know? Who was he running from?
493
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:57,685
- Or where was he running to?
- Bingo.
494
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:01,564
Work that out, and we'll have the fucker,
I can smell it.
495
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,440
Okay.
496
00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:06,944
Okay, so...
497
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,529
What can I do to help?
498
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,157
Here's what you do.
499
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,326
Ring vought, tell them you'll
take the money, sign the nda,
500
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:16,996
but only if a-train's there
in person when you do it.
501
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:20,166
- Why does a-train need to be there?
- They'll take you into the seven tower,
502
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,877
- through security, mate, and then you'll plant a bug.
- A bug?
503
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,671
A bug. And we'll have a little listen.
504
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,464
See what's really going on.
505
00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:29,925
Okay, let me just...
Sorry, let me just get this straight.
506
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:33,512
You want me to...
You want me to go to seven tower by myself,
507
00:33:33,596 --> 00:33:38,517
and... and you want me to plant a bug, like
I'm... what, like I'm fucking James Bond?
508
00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:41,145
- Yeah, exactly. You got it.
- You're FBI.
509
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:44,356
If you're FBI, then get a warrant.
Why do you... why do you even need me?
510
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,985
Hughie, hughie, look, mate,
I got a warrant, all right?
511
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:52,489
But that place is firewalled, untappable,
and locked up tighter than a nun's knickers.
512
00:33:52,573 --> 00:33:55,951
I couldn't get myself in there in a million
years. But you, son, you could do it.
513
00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:57,745
- No, no, I can't, okay?
- Yeah.
514
00:33:57,828 --> 00:34:00,164
I can't. No. You didn't
see a-train covered in...
515
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:04,919
And I'm, what, I'm just supposed to go in
there, and I'm supposed to shake his hand?
516
00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:06,462
- And smile?
- Yeah.
517
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,881
I'm not...
Do you know who my favourite musician is?
518
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,966
- Who?
- James Taylor.
519
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,886
Number two, Simon & Garfunkel.
Number three, Billy Joel.
520
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:16,972
Any of those guys, they don't infiltrate.
521
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:20,100
- Okay? I'm not an infiltrator.
- Hughie, hughie, fucking grow a pair.
522
00:34:20,184 --> 00:34:23,646
- You heard that cunt laughing at your girl.
- No.No.No.
523
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,440
No, I can't. I can't do that.
524
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:29,985
I'm sorry, I'm just gonna fuck it up,
and you're not gonna have your bug...
525
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,324
I'm not... I'm not like you.
526
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:43,457
This is amazing, Madelyn.
527
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,751
Thank you for this. My
kid is gonna lose his mind.
528
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,087
It is our pleasure.
529
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:49,838
Just do not sell it online.
530
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,592
All right. What are you thinking?
531
00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:58,097
Baltimore is a beautiful town,
but you've got a problem.
532
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:02,017
Your homicide rates
are up, what, 62 percent?
533
00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:05,646
The police are not closing cases. You're
on the verge of needing a federal lifeline.
534
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:08,023
Cut to the chase, Madelyn.
535
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,276
Who are you proposing?
536
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:12,361
Nubian prince.
537
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,739
Fits your population's
demo, but not too militant.
538
00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:20,077
Caucasians love him, too,
with a 59 percent approval rate.
539
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:25,082
I am willing to give you
a three-year exclusive contract
540
00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:26,583
with full PR support,
541
00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:31,130
and I'm gonna give you nine and
a half points of the merchandising.
542
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,965
I thought he was in Detroit.
543
00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:35,134
Well, we're thinking about making a move.
544
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:36,927
How much?
545
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,471
$300 million a year.
546
00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:45,602
I know, I know, it's a tough swallow.
547
00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:49,356
But we both know that
your city needs a hero.
548
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,485
$200 million for nubian prince.
549
00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:56,113
I can sell that.
550
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,615
I'm sorry, Steve, I can't do it.
551
00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:01,035
We've got Atlanta waiting in the wings.
552
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,620
I think maybe you can.
553
00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:05,289
And why is that?
554
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,754
I happen to know about compound v.
555
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:16,550
What is compound v?
556
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:20,429
It's the type of rumour that could
really tarnish those heroes of yours.
557
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,805
Nobody wants that.
558
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,223
People need heroes.
559
00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:26,018
Now, I can make sure
that that stays a rumour,
560
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,020
because I'm a friend.
561
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:31,774
But friendship does out both ways.
562
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:35,611
I'm sorry, Steve,
I don't know what you're talking about.
563
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,655
$300 million is the price...
564
00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:41,158
Or we go to Atlanta.
565
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,536
So, how amazing is it?
566
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,080
What's homelander like?
567
00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:48,165
He's busy.
568
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:51,627
I haven't really met him yet, but...
569
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:56,340
- Mom, I got to tell you what happened.
- Oh, I forgot.
570
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,384
I was playing mah-jongg
with Patty and Trish,
571
00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:01,887
and Patty is going on and on
about how her daughter got into med school,
572
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,639
and I'm thinking, so what?
573
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,100
My daughter got into the seven!
574
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,144
Anyway, so, what did you want to tell me?
575
00:37:11,105 --> 00:37:13,524
Everything's great.
576
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:15,526
Just how we dreamed.
577
00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:19,571
Mom, actually, you know what? I have to go.
578
00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:21,573
All right. Bye, honey.
579
00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:45,889
Excuse me.
580
00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:47,641
I'm sorry, are you okay?
581
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,227
Just seemed like a...
582
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:51,645
Tough call.
583
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,898
- Sorry. I don't mean to bother you.
- No, no, it's okay.
584
00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:59,027
I'm fine. I'm just...
585
00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:01,155
I'm just having a bad day.
586
00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:04,158
Yeah, me too.
587
00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:08,036
Is it, like, a work thing, or...
588
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,997
A life thing?
589
00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:13,417
It's a work thing.
590
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,836
You?
591
00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:19,631
Life thing.
592
00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:25,637
You know how you have this...
593
00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:28,182
Image of yourself?
594
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,727
Like, I thought I was strong.
595
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,104
You know? Like, made of steel.
596
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:35,105
A fighter.
597
00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:36,356
And...
598
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,361
Then I was faced with this
horrible situation with this asshole...
599
00:38:42,196 --> 00:38:44,156
And...
600
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:48,702
I just heard my mom's voice in my head,
601
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:52,915
"keep smiling, the show must go on,"
602
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:56,084
and... I didn't fight.
603
00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:59,838
And now I just feel sick.
604
00:38:59,922 --> 00:39:02,966
Partly because I did it, but...
605
00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,677
Mostly because...
606
00:39:06,929 --> 00:39:11,183
Turns out I'm not who I thought I was.
607
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:18,190
Oh, I'm sorry.
608
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:24,738
- I... I didn't mean to just dump all of that onto you.
- No, no, it's totally fine that you dumped.
609
00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,953
Listen, do you like your job?
610
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:34,456
It's the only thing I've ever wanted.
611
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,375
And it's a good job?
612
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:39,211
Like, you're not selling kids smack?
613
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,713
No, it's a great job.
614
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:44,258
I could help a lot of people.
615
00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:47,094
Thing is, I...
616
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:50,347
Used to know this girl...
617
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,393
And we used to go skating at rockefeller,
618
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:58,021
and I'd be on the side
with this death grip on the rails.
619
00:39:58,105 --> 00:40:01,608
She would just charge headfirst
into the middle of the rink.
620
00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:04,319
And she wasn't... good.
621
00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:06,613
Like, she fell...
622
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,201
But she was never scared.
623
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:18,166
And she always used to say:
624
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:22,379
"Just because you fall on your ass
doesn't mean you have to stay there."
625
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,382
So you fell on your ass, you know?
626
00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,510
That's not who you are.
627
00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:32,347
So who are you?
628
00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:40,147
I'm a fighter.
629
00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:43,567
I'm gonna fight.
630
00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:51,116
I'm gonna take that son of a bitch's head
clean off his body.
631
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,285
Okay. Wow, that was...
632
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:54,995
Okay.
633
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,332
Little scary, but...
634
00:40:58,415 --> 00:41:00,417
But cool.
635
00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:04,796
I'm... I'm hughie, by the way.
636
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,590
Annie.
637
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:24,775
Okay, man. I'm in.
638
00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:32,199
Okay, it's ringing.
639
00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:34,076
Yeah, hello?
640
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,995
Hi. Hi. Yes, hello. Hello, Mr. Friedman.
641
00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:38,997
It's hughie Campbell. I got your message,
642
00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:44,002
and $45k, it's just... it's just...
It's bingo, like, life-changing.
643
00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:48,048
But I just need one thing
before I sign anything.
644
00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:52,094
- I need an apology from a-train.
- He already apologised.
645
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,762
Well, no, no, no.
646
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,389
No, he hasn't. Yes, he sent his...
647
00:41:55,472 --> 00:42:00,811
He sent his regrets and his
sympathies on... on TV, but I...
648
00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:06,149
If I could just get an apology
face-to-face, that would be fantastic.
649
00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:07,859
Just to... just for closure,
650
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:09,945
just to put... just to
put a b-button on it.
651
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,947
Okay, yeah. But...
652
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,074
Hugh, I'm telling you,
the answer's gonna be no.
653
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:17,285
All right, in that case,
can you just give me... hello?
654
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:21,039
I think... they hung up.
I don't think they're gonna go for it.
655
00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:25,001
Oh, yes, they will.
656
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,353
Starlight.
657
00:42:43,437 --> 00:42:46,732
Don't want to be late to
your first official meeting.
658
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,277
I had a whole welcome speech planned.
659
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,778
Sorry, sir.
660
00:42:51,862 --> 00:42:53,572
Please, homelander's fine.
661
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:56,533
Beginning to wonder if you'd even show up.
662
00:42:56,616 --> 00:43:00,370
I mean, all that pressure,
it's a lot for anyone to swallow.
663
00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:03,498
Yeah. Don't worry, I'll be fine.
664
00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:05,167
I'm here...
665
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:08,003
And I'm not going anywhere.
666
00:43:10,714 --> 00:43:14,259
Can we get back to this, please?
This is a serious crime.
667
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:17,971
These assholes pirated my movie
three weeks before release,
668
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,556
and you can't walk down 5th Avenue
669
00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:22,601
without bumping into a table
of unlicensed homelander shirts.
670
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:26,813
Copyright infringement is costing vought
$1.2 billion per year.
671
00:43:26,897 --> 00:43:28,523
That's money out of our pockets.
672
00:43:28,607 --> 00:43:30,358
We've all got, what, four points each?
673
00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,068
What the fuck?
674
00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:34,571
You got four points?
675
00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:36,490
And clearly better lawyers.
676
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:39,242
Hey, hey, hey, guys, come on.
677
00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:40,619
Stop.
678
00:43:40,702 --> 00:43:42,454
What's starlight gonna think?
679
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:45,457
Listening to us haggling over nickels.
680
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,585
We're the seven, for god's sake.
681
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:51,671
Whether we're out there or we're in here.
682
00:43:51,755 --> 00:43:54,007
Now, what I do want to hear...
683
00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:57,344
Is who you saved this week.
684
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,305
Who's up for that?
685
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:05,894
Let's start with you, man.
686
00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:13,819
Do you have a dog?
687
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,364
All right, give us your phone.
688
00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,574
There's fuck-all security to worry about.
689
00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:21,409
In fact, they're a bunch of muppets.
690
00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:24,079
And the metal detector
won't pick this up. Right?
691
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,706
And what they'll probably do
is take you through the security
692
00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:28,124
and then up into the boardroom.
693
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:31,127
Sit down. Be nice, congenial.
694
00:44:31,211 --> 00:44:34,089
Then, real polite-like, tell them
you're gonna take a fat shit.
695
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:38,468
Go into the bog, take the bug out. Peel back
the plastic bit to reveal the sticky side.
696
00:44:38,552 --> 00:44:41,596
Put the plastic bit in the bog. Flush it.
697
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,976
Then go back into the boardroom,
sit down, big smiles,
698
00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:48,144
plant the bug underneath the table.
699
00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:49,813
Easy-peasy Japanese-y.
700
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,065
Bob's your uncle. That's that.
701
00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:53,400
- That's that?
- Yeah.
702
00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:56,903
That was... that was a lot. I've... hold
on, can you just... can you repeat it again?
703
00:44:56,987 --> 00:45:00,031
- Just a little bit slower? Because I...
- Listen.
704
00:45:00,115 --> 00:45:02,659
Fuck. Hughie, calm down, all right?
705
00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,996
This is like that scene in the matrix.
706
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:08,915
Now, you could take
the fucking red pill, right?
707
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:15,338
Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying
into your chai tea green latte, what the fuck.
708
00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:18,925
Or you could take the blue pill.
709
00:45:19,009 --> 00:45:22,512
Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take
the other pill and quit being a cunt.
710
00:45:22,596 --> 00:45:26,683
- Which pill do you want me to take?
- Just quit being a cunt. That's what I'm saying.
711
00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:29,561
Fuck me. Okay.
712
00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:16,358
Sir, could you empty your pockets, please?
713
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,137
Thank you.
714
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:17,377
Excuse me, can I...
715
00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:19,629
Can I use your bathroom?
716
00:47:20,797 --> 00:47:22,590
Just to be clear, a-train's apology
717
00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:25,301
isn't an admission of any sort
of culpability whatsoever.
718
00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:28,346
Do you understand?
719
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:34,144
I'm sorry about what happened
to your girlfriend, all right?
720
00:47:37,981 --> 00:47:39,774
Hey, dude, are you okay?
721
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:53,328
Fine.
722
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,542
I appreciate the apology.
723
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,878
Accidents happen, right?
724
00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:03,173
After all, I mean,
you were saving the world.
725
00:48:03,256 --> 00:48:06,593
Okay, great. Thank you so much. As you
know, a crimefighter's work is never done.
726
00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:10,430
Douglas here will handle the rest of
the paperwork for you, okay? Thank you.
727
00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:12,599
I told you, you have to be better.
728
00:48:15,477 --> 00:48:17,103
Can I use your bathroom?
729
00:49:12,075 --> 00:49:14,494
What the fuck?
730
00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:34,264
And I look him right
in the eye, and I smile.
731
00:49:34,347 --> 00:49:38,226
And that was awesome, man,
just getting to stare that asshole down.
732
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,103
I get why you dig this job.
733
00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:42,647
Yeah, you know,
it has its moments, doesn't it?
734
00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:45,733
You were right. Fuck a-train.
735
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:48,945
Fuck a-train. Fuck... fuck the seven.
736
00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:52,740
Fuck all... seven.
737
00:49:52,824 --> 00:49:54,659
What are we...?
738
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,703
What are we doing here?
739
00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:59,706
Well, you got to go to work, don't you?
740
00:49:59,789 --> 00:50:03,293
Yeah, but I don't...
741
00:50:03,376 --> 00:50:07,338
Well, I mean, that's all I
need you for right now, hughie.
742
00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:10,175
Yeah, I mean, but I can...
743
00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:13,720
I can help with other stuff, you know?
I could... I could be, like, your tech guy.
744
00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:18,516
You know? Like, I could be in the Van with the thing
and, like, you know, "he's down the hall to the left."
745
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,768
- Like, I can...
- Yeah, look, son, I...
746
00:50:20,852 --> 00:50:23,563
I think it's best that I take it from here.
You know what I mean?
747
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,024
Yeah, but I can... I can really help.
748
00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:28,985
I know you can help, but I got it.
749
00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:43,124
Oh, w... oh, hey, wait.
750
00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:48,463
You ever see an asshole tear up $45k?
751
00:50:51,633 --> 00:50:53,301
Hughie.
752
00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:57,472
You're a good lad.
753
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:16,074
Ms. Stillwell, I wasn't sure you'd call.
754
00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:19,035
This fucking chafes, but...
755
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:22,580
I'm willing to come down
to $230 million for nubian prince.
756
00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:25,166
That's very reasonable, maddie. Thank you.
757
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:28,711
And, Steve, this compound v...
758
00:51:28,795 --> 00:51:32,382
Any rumours you may have heard
about my heroes...
759
00:51:32,465 --> 00:51:35,176
Iibellous and completely untrue.
760
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:40,515
But we all know how rumours spread,
so... I'd appreciate your discretion.
761
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:41,599
Of course.
762
00:51:41,683 --> 00:51:43,184
You have my word.
763
00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:44,852
Thank you.
764
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,480
Have a safe flight home.
765
00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:55,947
Policing cities is a thorny enough issue as it is,
but allowing superheroes into national defence?
766
00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:58,491
We 'd basically be privatizing war.
767
00:52:00,285 --> 00:52:02,120
Good night, hughie.
768
00:52:02,203 --> 00:52:03,913
You'll lock up?
769
00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:06,791
Thanks, Gary.
770
00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:20,930
Sorry, we're closing up.
771
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:29,272
Hello?
772
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,276
Who are you?
773
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:37,113
Right in front of you, prick.
774
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,826
You think I wouldn't find this thing?
775
00:52:46,539 --> 00:52:48,207
Hughie.
776
00:52:51,878 --> 00:52:54,380
You pussy, I followed
you from the fucking tower.
777
00:52:54,464 --> 00:52:56,841
No, no, no!
778
00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:02,263
Who's that guy you were with, in the car?
779
00:53:02,347 --> 00:53:03,639
- Who was he?
- I don't...
780
00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:05,308
- He put you up to this?
- I don't know!
781
00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:08,895
- He was just some uber driver, okay?
- Don't give me some bullshit! Uber driver!
782
00:53:08,978 --> 00:53:11,189
Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?
783
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,901
- Why'd you plant the bug?
- Please.
784
00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:17,362
Please, please, please. No, please.
785
00:53:17,445 --> 00:53:18,946
We're the seven,
786
00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,907
earth's most mighty,
787
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,826
champions of the innocent,
788
00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:25,703
motherfucker!
789
00:53:33,378 --> 00:53:35,963
Sorry about the mess.
790
00:53:38,174 --> 00:53:39,967
You should fuck off, hughie.
791
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,184
Hughie, run!
792
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:51,062
Well, well, well,
793
00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,856
if it ain't the invisible cunt.
794
00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,429
There you are.
795
00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:55,168
So who are you?
796
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:56,794
Fucking spy?
797
00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:59,380
For who?
798
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,259
You're gonna fucking tell me,
799
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:06,012
or I'm gonna smash your fucking scalp off!
800
00:55:06,095 --> 00:55:07,889
Who the fuck are you?!
801
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,932
I'll tell you who you are.
802
00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:12,435
A fucking moron.
803
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:16,397
"Translucent" doesn't
even mean "invisible."
804
00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:19,192
It means "semi-transparent."
805
00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:46,260
Is he... is he dead?
806
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,304
Is he...?
807
00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:51,474
Well, he ain't moving.
808
00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:55,728
- Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
- How'd you know the electric would do the job?
809
00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:57,563
Skin's carbon.
810
00:55:57,647 --> 00:55:59,607
Highly conductive.
811
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:02,527
Saw it on Jimmy Fallon.
812
00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:07,281
Would've taken me forever
to work that one out.
813
00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:08,699
Good job.
814
00:56:08,783 --> 00:56:10,034
Let's get him in the boot.
815
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,245
Wait, wait, what? Wait, what? What?
816
00:56:14,372 --> 00:56:17,166
No, no, I mean, what are we...?
What are we doing with him?
817
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:19,669
Well, hughie, you just offed
one of the seven, mate.
818
00:56:19,752 --> 00:56:21,045
Me? I...
819
00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:23,923
You... you hit him with a fucking car!
820
00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:26,300
Look, potato, fucking po-tah-to.
821
00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:28,094
We're both in a shitload of trouble.
822
00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:32,223
No, no, no, we're not! It's... it...
He... he attacked us, okay?
823
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:37,728
And you're a federal officer, you know?
Just... just call the fucking FBI.
824
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:42,066
Yeah. Okay, so, look,
technically, I'm not a fed.
825
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:45,570
What?!
826
00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:49,657
Then who the fuck are you?!
827
00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:02,169
Don't worry about it, kiddo.
It's just a little turbulence.
828
00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:03,713
It'll be okay.
829
00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:30,781
What's he doing out here?
830
00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:32,617
Aren't you guys friends?
831
00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:38,456
Oh, my god.
58795
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