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So, what are you boys
doing tonight?
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Well, this evening, Miss Big Rhonda
returns from the dirt farms of Mississippi.
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I am off to the bus station...
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and she will melt
into my loving arms.
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Well, you better wear a raincoat,
'cause she ain't small.
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She is big, isn't she?
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Well, I'm taking
this chick up to the lake for some...
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you know, bird-watching.
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Ooh, bird-watching.
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I think me and Jackie are going
to go "bird-watching" too.
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It's cool, 'cause they don't know
what we're talking about.
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Think they cracked it, Kelso.
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Well, I guess it's just us Three Musketeers
tonight, huh?
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"All for one and one for all," right?
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Well, um, actually...
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your father and I were
gonna do some reading...
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upstairs...
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together.
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What your mom's trying to say is,
"Go away for 20 minutes."
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Forty-five minutes, Red.
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- Thirty.
- Thirty-five.
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Fine.
Get lost for 35 minutes.
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Fine. But you know what?
I got a little question for you.
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Why have kids if you ain't
gonna spend time with them?
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I suggest you use your 35 minutes
to think about that.
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He needs a new girlfriend.
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Come on, Kitty.
You're on the clock.
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Oh, you know what? Just turn off your clock.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
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You can't turn off the clock!
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She doesn't understand the clock.
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Cocoa Puff!
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Mashed potato!
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- What are you doing here?
- Well, I wanted to see you...
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because I wanted
to ask you something.
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- Will you go out with me this Saturday?
- Oh, my God.
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Course I will!
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Can't...
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breathe.
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- It hurts.
- Ah, suck it up.
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Wow, strong girl.
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Crap-alula.
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Fez just asked me out.
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I'm so nervous, and I left
my asthma puffer in Mississippi.
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I've never been on a real date.
What am I gonna wear?
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Who cares?
You could be naked with a welding hat...
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and Fez'd still be all over you.
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Well, that sounds fun.
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But I want it to be special.
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- You know what? We'll help you get ready.
- Really?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that'll be great. I wanna look pretty.
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Pretty?
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Oh, sweetie, maybe you can
learn some jokes or something.
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Look, dropout, this coupon says
20 cents off the athlete's-foot cream.
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- So pay up!
- Is there, uh, a problem here?
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This sad little man
has fungussy feet but won't spend the 20...
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Stacy.
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Mr. Forman, his coupon expired.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Here's your 20 cents.
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Now, you come again, huh?
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- Mushroom foot.
- Stacy!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Forman.
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It's just that he's such a dumb-ass.
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I like you.
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Hey, you know who I like?
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Nixon?
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Stacy, that cute, new cashier at work.
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You should ask her out.
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Sorry, Dad. I don't like to
dip my pen in the company ink.
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Well, I don't like you being home
three Fridays in a row.
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Look, if you don't have
the guts to talk to her...
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- I'll pave the way.
- Hey.
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Listen, if anyone's
gonna talk to her...
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I'll talk to her.
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Well, then we know
no one's gonna talk to her.
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Hey, I might.
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You...
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You still like girls, don't you, Son?
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No, Dad, they're yucky.
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Oh, my God.
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I know. She is seriously hot.
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No, not her. This KISS alarm clock.
Check it out.
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Wake up.
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Yeah, this I like.
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Forman, you have a responsibility
to all of us...
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to find out what's
underneath that smock.
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I bet it's boobs.
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So, spying on her, huh?
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Well, that's mature.
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Why don't you just
pull her hair and run?
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- Yes, let's do that.
- All right. All right, all right.
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All right.
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All right.
I'm gonna go do this.
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- Yeah, all right. I can't do this.
- Oh, geez.
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- I'll go talk to her.
- No!
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What? Now you're gonna
start listening to me?
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Go!
Grease the wheels, pal.
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Thanks for doing this.
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I know you guys'll
make me pretty and stuff.
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Rhonda, it's no problem.
We'll just help you pick some nice clothes...
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clean clothes... and...
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maybe do your hair...
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clean hair.
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Okay,
the beauty ambulance has arrived!
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So, first things first.
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Let's get rid of those shoulder pads.
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What shoulder pads?
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Okay.
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So, Stacy,
my son Eric is about your age.
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And he's a real nice guy...
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skinny but nice.
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And I was thinking...
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the two of you should go out.
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What do you say?
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Well, I kinda like someone else.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh...
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no.
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Hey.
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- So, did she like me?
- Who?
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- Stacy.
- Who's Stacy?
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- She's not interested.
- She's not interested?
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How can she not be interested?
Who is she?
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See? I knew I shouldn't have let you talk
to her. Great. Now she thinks I'm a freak.
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Oh, she doesn't think you're a freak.
Does she?
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Yes. Yes, she does.
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- You better stay away from her.
- Well, your father's right.
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If anyone's a freak, she is.
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Did Stacy actually
use the word "freak"?
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Why don't you just let it go?
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Maybe the reason girls
don't like you...
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is because you
just don't let things go!
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Stacy was saying just that thing today.
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I'm gonna go take a bath.
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Well, now, who is this Stacy
who doesn't like my son?
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I have half a mind to call her mother.
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I tried to set Eric up
with this pretty girl at wor...
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Well... not pretty.
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Decent.
Less ugly than most.
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Good enough for a young boy, but...
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no man would be interested.
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Red, what are you talking about?
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Why can't anyone in this family
just let things go?
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Red, you're blushing.
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Don't tell me she has a crush on you.
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Kitty, I don't wanna talk about it.
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Okay.
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So, do you...
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like her back?
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Hi. Stacy.
Hi. I'm Eric Forman.
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Look, I, uh, feel a little silly...
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about my dad asking you out for me.
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You probably thought I was, like...
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ugly or... slow or something.
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So, I just wanted to say hi...
you know, give you a chance to...
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you know, take a gander
at the goods, so to speak...
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and, uh, see if maybe, uh, tomorrow night
you wanted to have dinner?
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At your house?
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Will your dad be there?
'Cause I'll go if he's there.
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Okay.
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What, do you, like...
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Do you, like, like my dad?
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Oh, my God!
You like my dad?
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Do you know
if he's seeing anyone?
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Yeah.
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My mom.
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And they bought
furniture together, so...
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yeah, I think it's pretty serious.
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Ladies sit up straight.
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Candy! Ca...
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- Jackie, she doesn't have to sit like that.
- Yes, she does.
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- Stop doing that!
- You stop doing that!
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Hey! If I don't get a freakin' M&M,
I'm gonna start swingin'!
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You stay out of this.
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Jackie, try to be more sensitive.
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Donna, I am not gonna send her
on her date looking like Sasquatch.
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Huh?
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She said you're very pretty... "atch."
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Hey, guys.
I got news.
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Turns out Stacy doesn't even like me.
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- Yeah, we kind of expected that.
- Ooh.
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I thought you said you had news.
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Well, yeah.
Here it comes.
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- She likes Red.
- Ohh!
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- Oh, my God!
- Ohh.
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You're gonna have to leave town!
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- Why?
- Oh, 'cause we're gonna tell everyone!
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Tell me this.
How'd the 50-year-old guy get the girl?
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Look at me.
I'm an attractive man.
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Well, I got you.
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Technically, I got you.
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And then you blew it.
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Which means you didn't lose it,
because you never had it.
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See, there's your silver lining.
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Eric, you have a lot of good qualities.
I mean, you're funny. Like...
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Well, what just
happened to you is funny.
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Look, that chick likes Red
because he's a tough guy, a hard-ass.
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You? You're soft.
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How soft is he, Hyde?
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Softer than Liberace
at the Playboy Mansion.
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Yeah!
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'Cause he plays piano.
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Wait.
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Ohh!
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Burn!
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You guys kill me.
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Look.
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How come Red is such a hard-ass,
and I am so...
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I mean...
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Okay, when a bear has a baby...
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it's a little bear, right?
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My dad's a bear, but I'm like...
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a duck.
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Eric, you were a bear
when you were born...
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but Red pounded you into
the duck that we know and love.
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So, what are you saying?
It's... It's Red's fault?
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Yeah. But the good news is,
as a duck...
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you can move more easily
through the water.
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And now back to Night of the Living Dead.
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Is everything okay over there, Stacy?
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Come here, Mr. Forman.
I wanna show you something.
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Holy crap!
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You're a zombie!
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I... want... Red.
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Red!
How could you?
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She's a sexy zombie!
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She overpowered me!
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I knew I couldn't trust you,
you cheater!
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Kitty!
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What the hell was that?
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Oh, Kitty.
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Oh, I need to talk to you.
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I just wanna say...
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with regard to this Stacy thing...
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Look.
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I'm bound to attract
a certain amount of attention.
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I can't help that.
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- But I would never...
- Oh, Red.
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You wouldn't stray.
You've got too much character.
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And who could blame her
for being interested?
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You're certainly interesting to me.
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Really?
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Do you, uh...
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have some spare time?
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Why?
Am I on the clock?
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I'm thinking 45 minutes.
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Ohh.
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The scenic route.
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I give you...
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the new Rhonda!
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First time in heels.
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So, where's Fez?
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Oh, he's nervous,
so he's in the "whoo-hoo."
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Have you been working
on her all night?
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She wouldn't even let me pee.
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00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,240
I'd squash her like a bug
if I could catch her.
258
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,040
But I do look pretty.
259
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,320
Rhonda, is that you?
260
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,400
Boy, you look like a different girl.
261
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,000
Do you like it?
Oh!
262
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,160
Well, I thought
we would begin our evening...
263
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,840
with a hot dog eating contest.
264
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,160
Now, I realize
you're county champion...
265
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,600
but I think I could
make it interesting.
266
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,960
Sorry, Fez.
267
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,080
I don't eat hot dogs
for glory or money anymore.
268
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,960
It's not ladylike.
269
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,880
- Says who?
- Says them.
270
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Them?
271
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,960
What have you meddling whores
done to my Rhonda?
272
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,400
- It was Jackie.
- It was Donna.
273
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,440
Fez, she wouldn't let her pee or eat.
274
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,320
- Donna called her Sasquatch.
- That was you too!
275
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Shut up!
276
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,600
Shut up. I just want her back like
she was the first night I met her...
277
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,520
on her knees, chugging beer
straight from the keg.
278
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,680
But, Fez, I threw up twice that night.
279
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,800
Yes...
280
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all over my heart.
281
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,280
You big, lovable, clumsy galoot.
282
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,280
And now, it is time that you two left.
283
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,240
Good day.
284
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,600
- But, Fez...
- He said, "Good day"!
285
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,880
So, I'm a duck, huh?
286
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,960
Yeah, we'll see who's a duck.
287
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,680
Oh.
Hey, there you are.
288
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,880
Yeah, we need to talk, man.
289
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,880
I've been thinking out
this whole Stacy thing...
290
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,320
It's your fault.
Yeah.
291
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,480
You were too tough on me,
so now I'm soft.
292
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,320
Oh, boo-hoo.
293
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,960
You don't know
the first thing about tough.
294
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,040
My old man was tough.
295
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,640
When I was your age,
he shipped me off to the navy.
296
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,680
He sure as hell wasn't
settin' me up with cute cashiers.
297
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,640
Which I'm sorry I did.
Because now I've got this...
298
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,360
creepy little girl giving me
google eyes all day...
299
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,440
stickin' heart-shaped
notes in my locker.
300
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,120
And on top of it all...
301
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,360
I had to have a talk with
your mother about infidelity.
302
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,200
That was unpleasant!
303
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,040
So you just be grateful
that your dad...
304
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,000
doesn't yell at you 24 hours a day!
305
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,000
And don't give me that look,
because this isn't yelling!
306
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,880
When I yell, you'll know it!
307
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,800
Well, thanks.
Good talk.
308
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:23,180
Man, look at all this stuff.
309
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:26,580
I just realized how happy I am
not to be a girl.
310
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:30,340
Well, that should have happened
at a much younger age.
311
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:41,780
- How long was I out?
- Long enough.
312
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,500
You guys wanna get a burger?
313
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,060
Out in public?
Okay, I'll drive.
314
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,980
I'll buy.
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