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-Help! Help!
He's got my purse!
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Someone stop him!
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-[laughing] Jesus!
How much Purell does one woman need?
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-It's a dirty city.
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Especially with guys like you
running around.
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-Titanium Rex!
Oh, man!
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-Remember what I said
I'd do if I caught you stealing purses again?
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-Nope.
Pretty severe drug problem, hence the purse stealing.
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-I said I'd beat your ass
like a drum.
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-Aah!
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-But I'm not going to.
You need help, Barry.
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-Barry-- Barry!
That's my name!
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-Jesus, how many drugs
do you do?
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-Huh, how many you got?
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♪♪♪
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-Ahh. Come on,
let's return this purse
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and get you down to the clinic.
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-I'm afraid it's not that easy.
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-Max Penalizer.
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-It's Peen-alizer. Thanks.
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-I don't care how you say it.
Vigilante justice has no place in Storm City.
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-Every crime has a penalty,
and I like mine stiff!
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-Hahh! Ooh!
-Uh, Barry, wait!
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-Huh!
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-[slow motion]
Ohhh, shiiiiit!
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-Yaaaah!
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-Damn it.
A little excessive for a junkie, don't you think?
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-Max Penalizer lives by
his own code.
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The ends justify the peens.
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Gucci!
I'll probably get a fancy dinner outta the deal.
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Don't worry.
I'll cover breakfast.
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-This was a mugging!
Not a date!
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-Not if she respects
the Penal code.
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-My purse!
-Come on, babe. I'll take you home.
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-[engine revving]
-If I didn't have to take Barry to the hospital, I'd--
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-You're too soft, Rex.
Storm City needs its justice served hard.
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Whoooo!
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Skid mark gavel!
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Whoo!
-That is not a gavel!
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-[theme music playing]
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-I call bathroom next!
-I was here first!
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-Sorry, I ate some expired
Muscle Ream protein powder,
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and my butt's
makin' reamed corn.
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-Goddammit!
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-Fresh towels, please take one,
one towel.
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Except for you, Blue Menace,
you get three.
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-Why would I need three?
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-Your tremendous girth
caused by the fat deposits covering your body.
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-Thanks.
Trying to impress a special lady in the house.
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Think I'm wearin' enough
body spray?
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-To disguise the fact
that you're a dog-man? No.
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-Robobot, does this dress
make my torso look short?
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-No, your short torso
makes your short torso look short.
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Towel?
-I already showered.
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-To cover your short torso,
I mean.
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-I'm gonna change.
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-Robobot, when a woman
asks about her dress, you never answer honestly.
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-I'm programmed
for honesty, Ranger.
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I'm told it's the best policy.
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-Not always!
Say I was to ask you if my chin fits my face.
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-Absolutely not.
Get it fixed. -Mmmmmmmm!
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What I'm really looking for
is reassurance from a friend.
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-So instead of the truth,
I should tell you what you want to hear.
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Interesting.
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-Mm-mmm, just look at her.
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-She's a buttery stack
of pancakes, I'll give you that.
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-Chet's gonna make a run
at Cooch.
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-You better make it good!
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Strike out, and me and Robo-Dino
are movin' on dat!
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-I'll grab the fidget spinners.
We'll make an unboxing video-- Ooh! Aah!
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-Courtney, I told you
what I would do to you
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if you didn't move out
of Saturn's room!
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-I'm tryin', but he doesn't
wanna hear it!
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-We'll see about that.
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-What are you guys
talkin' about?
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-Courtney has confided in me
that he'd like to move out of the mansion.
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-[laughs]
Sounds like you just got pranked by the Ringler.
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Good one, Courtney!
Isn't he funny?
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-Yeah. Funny.
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-Hey, Robobot, do you think
my glutes have plateaued?
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-Absolutely not.
Your glutes continue to impress,
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and I expect they will
for many years to come.
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-Oh! [laughs]
I appreciate your honesty.
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Wow.
-A sincere human connection.
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And all because I told you
what you wanted to hear instead of the truth.
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-Wha-- what?
-Your glutes plateaued three weeks ago.
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They make implants.
Get it fixed.
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-Good advice. Ah, heh...
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-[classical piano music playing]
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-Titanium Rex:
I didn't know you had any talents...
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besides squatting in my mansion.
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-I thought your nightly patrols
were supposed to put you in a good mood.
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-They usually do.
Except, when I run into asshats like Max Penalizer.
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-I know that brute.
He beat a good friend of mine half to death.
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Count Crockula, you know him?
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-Oh, yeah.
Poor bastard's never been the same.
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-I hate anti-heroes.
I mean, pick a side!
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-I'd take a villain
over a vigilante any day of the week.
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-I hear that, word.
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-Wait a minute.
I see what's goin' on here.
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-Two old friends having a chat.
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-Former friends.
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You think I'm just gonna forget
everything you did?
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-Dad?
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How do I look?
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-Amazing.
-Spectacular.
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-What, uh, is the occasion?
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-I have a date,
and I like him, a lot!
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-A civilian?
-No. He's in the business.
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-A hero, I hope.
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-Even if he is a villain,
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as long as Lex is happy,
that's all that matters.
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-He's a little bit
of both, actually.
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-[engine revving]
-Lex!
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-[horn honking]
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-Lex!
-[tires screeching]
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-Get your sweet little ass
down here!
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-You're dating
Max Penalizer?
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-[kissing]
Good night! Don't wait up.
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-Don't worry, Rex.
Just like the city, Lex is safe in my hands.
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Grip the peen, babe.
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Whoooo!
-[tires screeching]
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-Okay, bye!
I'll call you tomorrow.
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-Hello, Lex.
-[screams]
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You scared the crap outta me.
-Well, how do you think I felt, watching you drive off
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on an all-terrain vehicle
with a psychopath?
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-Oh, you're so protective of me.
That's cute.
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But let's shut it down.
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[screams]
-I believe what Rex is trying to say
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is that we have some concerns
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about
Max Penalizer's intentions.
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-Both of you?
What is your problem?
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-You're dating a vigilante!
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-I don't know if you've
ever met Count Crockula.
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-I know exactly
what's going on here.
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Neither of you were there
for me when I needed you,
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and now you think
I'm acting out,
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which I'm probably
not doing.
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I'm going to bed.
-[door slamming]
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-I think it's clear
what we have to do.
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-Kill him.
-Oh, Rex. You're playing into her hands.
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She wants to get a rise
out of us.
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The more you hate him,
the more she'll love him.
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-So we just sit back and watch?
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-No, we kill him.
With kindness!
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[laughs]
-[bang]
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-Oww!
Son of a bitch!
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Oh, I jammed it right
on the couch!
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These lamps really don't
give off enough light!
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I'm gonna lose a nail.
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-Hello!
-Aah! Damn, that's effective!
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-Spending an awful lot of time
with our sworn enemy, aren't we, Rex?
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-I'm worried about Lex,
and whether I like it or not,
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Dr. Devizo knows her
better than I do.
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-And I'm your best friend!
I wanna help, too!
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-This is a delicate
situation, Ranger.
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Don't get involved.
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-Right.
Wouldn't want to upset your new best friend.
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-Dr. Devizo is not my friend.
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-Rex! Rex?
Uh, my foot is looking nasty, buddy.
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Will you help me
up the stairs, please?
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-I-- mmm-- better take that.
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-G7.
-You sunk my battleship.
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You're a goddamn savant!
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-Yes, what
an impressive specimen you are!
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Oh, look, I'm all done.
-Done with what?
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-Packing Courtney's things,
oh-- he didn't tell you?
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Courtney?
-Oh, uh...
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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-Uhh...
I don't think I should sleep here tonight.
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-I know what
you're about to say, and I understand.
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We talkin' about a backyard
slumber party!
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Let's do it,
you crazy son of a bitch!
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Groaner, get the [bleep]
outta the way!
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I gotta pack, too!
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-Look, the balls are just
a mow job, but the shaft is a complete re-sod.
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-But we need it done
by tomorrow.
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-What?
You think my job is so easy, don't you?
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-Walking some grass
from your truck to our lawn? It's not rocket sci--
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I mean, you're right.
You have a very difficult job.
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Also, do you model?
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-I like you.
I'll bring over a couple guys.
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We'll have this dick sodded
by this afternoon.
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-If you tell a human
what they want to hear, they'll do whatever you want.
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I'll have to wield
this new power carefully.
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Or, just barrel forward
at full speed and see what happens.
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Giddyup.
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-Okay, Chet. Batter up.
Now don't swing for the fences.
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Let's get you on first base
and go from there.
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-Oh, what am I doing?
I'm a goddamn dog-man, I can't do this!
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-Whoa, whoa!
Heel, heel!
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Now go get that!
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-Oh, oh, oh.
Hi, Cooch.
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Did-- did you see a treat
come in here?
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-Yeah.
I ate it.
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Oh, I-- I guess I could
tell all my friends I bought you dinner!
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[laughs]
Ohhhhh!
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Look, I-- I was wondering
if you would like to-- to go somewhere with me,
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sometime, and do
something, somewhere.
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-Like a date?
-Oh, a-- a-- a date, n-- uh, n-- no, I would never--
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I mean, uh, we-- we-- we'd
just go as, uh-- as fr-- r-- r--
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as frien-- don't say it--
frien-- oh, God, I'm sayin' it-- friends!
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-Friends? Cooool!
I've got a blown bulb in that lamp over there.
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Mind swappin' it out for me?
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Sure-- sure, I'd-- I'd love to.
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-Thank you, friend.
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-What's the word?
You get a date?
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-Of sorts.
You know, I'm gonna come over, do some chores around her room,
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you know, light housework,
maybe help her build a chest of drawers.
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-You're already friend-zoned?
How long were you in there?
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That's gotta be a record!
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-That's it.
I'm tagging in.
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-Then you, too, shall fail.
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I can't believe you idiots
are puttin' the moves on a lady without consulting the master.
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-There was a sock on your door.
-Always, always a sock.
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-Exactly.
Come! You have much to learn.
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-Remember the plan, Rex.
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We could not be happier
that Max Penalizer is taking Lex out tonight.
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Okay, he's here.
Big smiles.
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-Lex!
Get your sweet little ass down here!
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Hey!
Aren't you that really old guy who hugs drug dealers?
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-Oh, he's funny.
Isn't he funny, Rex?
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-Yes.
You're funny.
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-What are you guys doing?
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-We're just letting Max know
how happy we are that he's taking you out.
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-Ecstatic, yes.
We think you make an excellent couple.
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-There is no longer
anything controversial about your relationship.
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-Really?
So you're cool if I stay out all night?
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00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,891
-Uhh, yeah.
-Sure.
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-And you won't mind
if we got our names tattooed on each other's butt cheeks?
231
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:18,365
-Oooh, that sounds neat.
-That would be totally acceptable.
232
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,417
-Maybe we'll end up in Vegas
and tie the knot.
233
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,383
-I see no problem there.
234
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,953
-Sounds good to me.
235
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,511
-If you guys
don't have anything to say,
236
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,728
I'm leaving, right now.
237
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:34,038
Here we go.
238
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,515
Speak now, or forever
hold your peace.
239
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,178
-All right.
240
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,831
And she called our bluff. Frick!
241
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:46,486
-We are following her, right?
-Uh, yes, we're following the shit out of her.
242
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:49,192
It's time
for a change of tactics. Count Crockula?
243
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,670
-One cautionary tale
of Max Penalizer's violent tendencies
244
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,932
coming up!
-Wow! Max really jacked up your face.
245
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,976
-He didn't
touch my face, thanks.
246
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,372
-Rex, show some respect,
the man's a count.
247
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,462
-Yes, you're
absolutely underpaid,
248
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:08,027
and I'd bet money
it's because they're jealous of your looks and intelligence.
249
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:10,155
-[crowd gasping]
-We done here? It's late,
250
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,768
and to be honest,
this was fun at first,
251
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,038
but it's getting old.
-[gasping]
252
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,651
-I-- I mean, you're
all special, and your time is much more valuable
253
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:17,913
than mine.
-[applause]
254
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,995
-Here's the one
we told you about.
255
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:23,704
-When I die, is it just
oblivion, or-- or is there something more?
256
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,793
-Uh-- I guess the second one,
that makes you happy, right?
257
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,622
-[crowd gasping]
-Oh-- oh, you like that. Yeah-- yeah, you-- you
258
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,491
go to heaven, where you get
a big hug from God. -[gasping]
259
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,363
-That's right.
God is real.
260
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,275
All gods.
Whatever you believe and kills the pain
261
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,230
is objective truth.
-[gasping]
262
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:40,668
-Snakes! Snakes!
-Sure, snakes as well. All sorts of gods.
263
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,497
-[gasping]
-Lord Robobot is wise.
264
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,195
-Lord Robobo-- oh, God,
what have I done?
265
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,899
-I love this place.
They named a drink after me.
266
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,213
Can I get two
Uncut Nine-Inchers?
267
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,510
Extra dirty?
268
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,985
-I-- I'm okay with just
the water.
269
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,295
-We'll see about that.
270
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,082
Dr. Devizo:
Please don't laugh at that. Please don't laugh at that.
271
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,476
Ohhh!
She's laughing at that!
272
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,559
-What does she see
in that idiot?
273
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,648
-Uh, they say all girls
end up dating their father.
274
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,787
-I've never named a drink
after my penis.
275
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,880
-Why do you assume
I was talking about you?
276
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,959
-I'm her father, Devizo.
277
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,878
-And I raised her.
278
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,843
-So we're both to blame
for being out here in the dark.
279
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,152
-Mostly you, for abandoning her.
280
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:22,019
-But I suppose there are things
I'd change as well, if I could go back.
281
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,587
-Me, too.
282
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,980
I wasn't always
a great friend to you.
283
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,684
-Nor I, you.
284
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,380
Rex on the Beach.
-What?
285
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,121
-You named a drink
Rex on the Beach.
286
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,343
That's kind of a reference
to your penis.
287
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,523
-Hah!
Forgot about that.
288
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,519
-Hey, where'd my
two Uncut Nine-Inchers go?
289
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,302
-Right here.
290
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,956
[laughs]
291
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,350
I've been informed
you had a telephone call.
292
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,924
It was your doctor.
Something about the syphilis! Spreading like wildfire.
293
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,103
-What?
-Yes. I'm afraid any petting,
294
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,489
heavy or otherwise,
is out of the question.
295
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,142
Doctor's words, not mine.
296
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,446
-Who are you?
297
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,622
-A concerned waiter.
298
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,498
-[Dr. Devizo laughing]
-Wait, wait, no, no, let me finish.
299
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:07,149
And Silverwolf
came up to me and said,
300
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:11,154
[as Silverwolf],
"These anti-gravity boots Devizo made sure are heavy."
301
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:14,978
-Oh, yes, yes,
and-- and it turned out he had them on the wrong feet!
302
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,678
-[both laughing]
-[stomach grumbling]
303
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,947
Oh, I wish this truck
came with some food.
304
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,821
-Who says it didn't?
-Titanium Rex/Dr. Devizo: Deandre!
305
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:27,743
-I wasn't gonna lend you
the Arby's food truck without the meats!
306
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,830
Come on!
Who wants a smokehouse brisket sandwich?
307
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,740
-Could I eat, too?
I don't want to do my cautionary tale
308
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,956
on an empty stomach.
309
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,696
-Does he need to be here?
-Rex, he's a count, and he can't work.
310
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,918
What do you want?
-We have many exciting positions at Arby's.
311
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,968
-Tell me more.
-Wait, what is happening?
312
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:47,584
-Give me the binocs.
Okay, Lex is fighting with the waiter.
313
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:51,326
She's pulling his mustache off.
Ugh, American Ranger.
314
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,369
-Ugh, I told him
to stay out of it.
315
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,424
-Aaah!
-He just took a Nine-Incher to the head.
316
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,850
-Aaah!
-And another one!
317
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,117
And he's-- he's pointing at--
oh my God-- start the truck! start the truck!
318
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,470
Start the truck!
-Dad!
319
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,809
-[engine stalls]
320
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,729
-Titanium Rex/Dr. Devizo:
Leeeex!
321
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,514
-This is so disrespectful!
322
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,208
What did you hope
to accomplish tonight?
323
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,685
-Max is a scumbag, Lex!
-But don't take our word for it.
324
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,907
-Let me tell you
a little story.
325
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,697
-Crocodile!
-Ooooh!
326
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,311
-Got him!
-He's a goddamn count, you savage!
327
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,792
-I'm staying with Max tonight,
and I don't care what any of you have to say.
328
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,844
Except for you, Deandre.
I very much respect your opinion.
329
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,711
-Follow your heart!
-[tires screeching]
330
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:31,193
-[groaning]
-What are the chances he has insurance?
331
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,975
-Less than zero.
332
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:37,629
-And now, wherever I turn,
I see his skeleton face!
333
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,766
And I know if I don't move
outta your room, he's gonna kill me!
334
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,810
-Wow.
I-- I just got shivers.
335
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,505
-So, you understand that I--
336
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,562
-Just told the greatest
scary story I ever heard?
337
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:51,039
-That I need to move out.
-To Hollywood, to turn it into a screenplay?
338
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:54,261
Look, w-- we'll talk tomorrow.
I gotta get some Z's.
339
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,911
If I even can after that
weaponized bone-chiller you just dropped on me.
340
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,177
-Awww.
341
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,259
-[knife scrapes]
-Ooooh!
342
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,437
Ohh!
343
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,012
Oh-- ooh, ooh, ooh!
344
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:08,880
-Robobot, when the lizard god
Cowrock returns, may I be his lover?
345
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,135
-Oh, su-- sure, Sarah.
Ab-- absolutely.
346
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,928
-Shit.
I didn't know Cowrock was coming.
347
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,243
I better hide my Pogs.
348
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,929
-Can I talk to you, please?
349
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,536
Cooch, there was no Cowrock
until five minutes ago.
350
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,067
I think I've started a cult.
351
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,681
-Why'd you do somethin'
like that?
352
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,551
-I didn't do it on purpose.
353
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,862
Apparently, when you tell people
exactly what they want to hear,
354
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,289
things get weird.
-Hey, Robobot, I've got some more suppositories.
355
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,207
When's that sacrament going?
356
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,952
-Not sure how we got
to suppositories, but sure, Chuck.
357
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,474
Follow your bliss.
Help me.
358
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:41,518
-I would, but I'd better
hide my Pogs just to be safe. See ya!
359
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,400
-Well, hello there.
360
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:46,879
-What are you doin'
in my room?
361
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,529
-Killing an-- hunting angels.
362
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,623
I got a call from heaven
that you were not--
363
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,232
you were missing!
Line, line!
364
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,103
-Buster Nut:
[whispering] Tell her to cut the chit-chat,
365
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,885
kitty-kat, and retire
to your room.
366
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,539
-Let's cut the chat-chat--
chit-chat, kat-- kitty-kat,
367
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,543
and go to my room--
retire to my room.
368
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,365
Let's cut the chit-chat,
kitty-kat, and retire to my room.
369
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,073
-Don't you sleep
in the bathtub?
370
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,900
-I-- more words!
Mayday! Mayday!
371
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,419
-That's right.
I've been feeding Robo-Dino those chestnuts
372
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,684
you just gobbled up.
What do you say we cut out the middle man--
373
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,558
-[electricity crackles]
-Aah! Son of a bitch!
374
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,520
What idiot put a 15-watt bulb
in a 100-watt lamp?
375
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,779
-Oh, oh, that's my bad,
I'll get it fixed for you right away, Cooch.
376
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:24,522
-Hey, hey is it my turn yet?
-Okay! That's it! Everyone out.
377
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,655
Come on.
Don't wanna hear nothin' but "see ya's" from all of you.
378
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,869
-All: See ya.
-[slamming door]
379
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,659
-So Lex is spending the night
with her boyfriend.
380
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,794
-And we only have ourselves
to blame.
381
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,656
-And your terrible advice.
382
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,358
-Rex! I've done
some investigating.
383
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,145
-Haven't you caused
enough trouble?
384
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,580
-I'm just getting warmed up.
385
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:46,977
After the stakeout
went south, I did some old-fashioned sleuthing.
386
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,983
-Oh, Christ, is this microfiche?
387
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,845
-That's right.
Give a man a fiche, he'll eat for a day.
388
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,896
-Teach a man to fiche--
-Will you just tell us what you found?
389
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,945
Oh, no.
-Storm City PD have visited Max Penalizer's condo
390
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,602
on multiple
domestic disturbance calls.
391
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,947
-Lex could be bedding down
with a maniac.
392
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,777
-Say the word, Rex.
-We're going in.
393
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,478
-Lex:
O-M-God.
394
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:16,616
I mean, that is a lot
of Criss Angel memorabilia.
395
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,751
Is it ironic?
-No. I'm a Mindfreaker.
396
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,324
Hope that's not a problem.
397
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,491
Hey!
Is there something behind your ear?
398
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,967
-Please don't.
-That usually works.
399
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,458
You want another Mike's Hard?
Chill out?
400
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,279
-Yeah, I probably
shouldn't have another drink, 'cause it's getting so late--
401
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,888
oh, where is my watch?
402
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,638
-Impressed?
403
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:39,770
-Oh, dang it.
I just remembered I didn't bring an overnight bag.
404
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,734
-Got you covered. Here.
405
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,653
-"The Penalty Box."
Wow. Yes, thank you,
406
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,129
but I will stick
with my own underwear.
407
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,560
-You mean these?
-[laughs]
408
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,607
Oh, can I use your bathroom?
409
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,003
-A little Smashmouth
should seal the deal.
410
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,697
-Aah!
What the hell?
411
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:58,785
-Huh?
412
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,229
Son of a bitch!
413
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,842
Where... is... Lex?
414
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,363
-She doesn't wanna talk
to you, old man.
415
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,187
The verdict is in.
416
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:12,275
And you're interrupting
the penalty phase.
417
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,290
-Aaah!
-[grunting]
418
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,509
-Time for a little
mob justice.
419
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,459
-Careful!
That thing is powerful.
420
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,067
-It also looks like
a tallywhacker, Rex.
421
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,078
I'll be goddamned if I let it
touch me.
422
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:28,780
-[grunting]
423
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,036
-[lash whipping]
424
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,349
-[grunting]
425
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,314
-Rex!
426
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,352
-[explosion]
427
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,877
-A taste of my own peen.
428
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,842
-How's that
for a domestic disturbance?
429
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,361
-What are you talking about?
430
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,885
-Domestic disturbances.
We saw your file.
431
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,629
-Apparently, you didn't read it.
I was dating the Dominatrix.
432
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,072
She tossed me around
like a rag doll.
433
00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:00,759
Was it a mistake
that our safe word was "Dear God, call the cops"?
434
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:05,468
Maybe. Probably. Yeah.
But I'm a gentle lover.
435
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,769
-Yep, he's right.
Mentions "gentle lover"
436
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,685
in the police report,
which is weird.
437
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,650
-Look, I'm sorry.
We overstepped our bounds.
438
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,740
I'll-- I'll tell Lex.
439
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,219
Lex?
440
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:20,349
-[street noise]
441
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,751
-Where is that son of a bitch?
442
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,840
Aaah!
-I know what you've been doing.
443
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,399
You feel like a big man,
444
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,706
going after
another man's sidekick.
445
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,762
I've been sitting up here
thinking about what I was gonna do to you.
446
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,969
-Okay, okay, okay!
You've-- you've got me.
447
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,328
I guess if I'm being
honest with myself,
448
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,589
I-- I just wanted
Courtney out of the way,
449
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:46,512
because-- because deep down,
I... want--
450
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,810
-To be my nemesis?
I knew it!
451
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,507
Psychologically torturing
my sidekick to get to me?
452
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:53,816
[laughs] Oh, you!
-[laughs]
453
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,731
Yeah...
454
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:56,986
[sighs]
455
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,208
-[all chanting "Cowrock"]
456
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,428
-Hey, I put out some Kool-Aid
and cyanide if anyone wants some.
457
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,698
-Okay, I never said anything
about cyanide.
458
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,661
-When the snake god
Cowrock arrives,
459
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,479
with his animalistic
demigods, our bodies
460
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,008
shall be their sacrament.
Right, Robolord?
461
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:14,012
-All right, that's enough.
Look, I know this is going to go over like a lead balloon,
462
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,395
but I have to tell the truth.
463
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:18,408
Cowrock, the lizard god, is--
464
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,631
-Sarah:
Right there!
465
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,281
-The cycle is complete.
Shall we consummate our worship with our bodies?
466
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:26,756
-Uh, yeah, you do that stuff
and never think of me again.
467
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:29,027
As I have said it,
so it shall be, see ya.
468
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,330
-[chanting "Cowrock"]
-Sarah: The great serpent shall undress now.
469
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,727
-Uh, now, take it easy!
Let's respect my boundaries.
470
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,861
-Eh, let's not look
some strange ass in the mouth.
471
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,734
-Why are you painted like that?
472
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,386
-Because I took your advice
and became a terrible liar.
473
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,871
This is my coat of shame.
Where have you been?
474
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,481
-Beating up Lex's boyfriend.
Quite enjoyable, really.
475
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:50,793
-[Robo-Dino groaning]
476
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:53,221
-What-- what was that?
-I cannot tell a lie.
477
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:56,179
That's Robo-Dino
coming like a freight train.
478
00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,408
-What the--?
-I think you guys have been out a little late tonight.
479
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,230
What'd you get up to?
480
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,758
-Uh, you know,
uh, took in a movie, got some Arby's.
481
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,592
-I knew you couldn't
just leave me alone!
482
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,240
You both think
I'm still a child, and I'm not!
483
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,416
And I'm gonna prove it.
484
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:16,202
By admitting that this time,
and only this time,
485
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,598
you were right.
486
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,031
Max Penalizer was a tool.
487
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,818
Good night, Dads.
488
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:31,221
-Titanium Rex: Count Crockula?
-Turns out I have a concussion.
489
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,053
-Well, you can't sleep here.
490
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,011
-I'm not supposed
to sleep at all.
491
00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:38,229
Do you have any board games
or some coffee?
492
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,530
-Rex, the man is a count.
493
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:46,581
-[theme music playing]
494
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,416
-[monkey chittering]
-Man: Stupid monkey.
495
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:03,768
-[paper tearing]
-[monkey cry]
496
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:04,857
-[slap]
497
00:23:04,907 --> 00:23:09,457
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