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[woman moaning]
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[kissing sounds]
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Oh Serge!
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Oh my goodness.
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Hm okay, this could
get a bit tricky.
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Hm. I mean, um,
do we have a plan?
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Because you're both
quite large guys and ah...
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..is there...
[Lauren sighs]
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..an order
that we should...
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[sighs] I guess we'll
figure it out.
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Oh!
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[Lauren moans]
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Huh?
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[men moaning]
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Excuse me?
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I'll see myself out.
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[louder] I'll see myself out.
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[men moan in climax]
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I'm like a candle burning
End to end
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[upbeat music]
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[Ange] No, I don't know
why Peter's here.
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But we do have a
Partner meeting tomorrow,
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so maybe he'll
tell me then.
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Oh Lauren I'll need
you there as well.
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No problem.
Yeah what's this--
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Peter Cook's here from London.
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Peter Cook?
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It's her brother who
she doesn't talk to.
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I'm the first Cook by the way.
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[laughs] Too many cooks!
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What does he need?
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Oh no, he's just stopping by
on his way back to London.
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According to his P.A.
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Apparently he's too busy to
tell me that he's coming himself.
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It'll be budget cuts,
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I'm telling you heads
are going to roll!
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[Ange] So tomorrow, oh he is
such a pain in the bum,
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when it comes to finances.
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Or a merger.
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So, can I get you to prepare
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a full report of your
quarterly billings.
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Absolutely! Don't worry.
I'll have a chat with Alex--
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-[Alex] Huh?
-[Lauren] We'll sort that out.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Cool! So how was it?
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Oh my god! Well I just thought
having a threesome with two men,
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would be more satisfying.
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Hmm. Right!
Were you in the middle?
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-No.
-Oh god were you at the end.
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No.
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See that seems like an awful
lot of jobs in that situation.
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Not enough jobs in turns out.
I feel quite let down.
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Maybe it's the men
that are involved.
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-Next time, why don't we-- -No,
there won't be a next time.
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I don't want to enable two men
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to disappoint me at
the same time again.
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They manage that perfectly
well one by one.
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[Ange] Oh Lauren, can I grab
you for a minute right now.
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I'm just about to
start the report now.
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Oh yeah,
it'll only take a minute.
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Well I was hoping for a
suggestion from you.
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How, how to help me with this.
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[Ange] Well I just can't seem
to get an actual date.
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What am I doing wrong?
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[Alex] Is that Tough Mudder?
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[Ange] Yes! Came 75th. Woo!
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That's great. Fitness is good.
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-[Ange] Yes.
- But that's a bit aggressive.
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Oh, I see, I see.
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[Lauren] No one you're going
to have sex with needs to know
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that you were the
keynote speaker at the
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'Deliberations on the
Economics in Family Law'
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conference in 2012.
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Really?
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And use a multiple
choice question
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with anyone
you match with
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and just copy and
paste it to everyone.
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That's a real time-saver.
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And I am a very busy woman.
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[cuckoo, cuckoo]
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Where is the
fucking potato peeler?
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Oh Floss, language!
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Sorry, where is the
bloody potato peeler?
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Well have you looked in here?
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Yes! I've looked in there.
It's orange.
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Darling just use a knife--
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It's not the 18th Century Mum,
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and I've got a perfectly good
potato peeler.
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I think Lola must have used it
for an experiment or something.
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Oh. Hi Roger, Carol.
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-Oh Jake.
-Hi Jake.
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Woo, woo, woo,
easy with that knife.
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[laughs]
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Yes, she's peeling potatoes
with a massive knife
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because I can't find
the bloody potato peeler.
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-Oh the orange one?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, I took that the other
day.
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Why?
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It's just I've been
sorting out stuff
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because Nancy and I are
moving in to a new house,
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and I realised
it was still here.
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You're moving?
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Combining incomes? Good idea.
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Yeah, it's a huge space Roger.
Honestly.
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Great. Well you can take that
awful cuckoo clock in that case.
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But you wanted that.
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No, it was a present
from your Mum,
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but if you're moving
to a massive house--
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All right you two.
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Well you can take that
awful vacuum cleaner as well.
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That's okay, I got a Dyson.
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You, what!
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Now, we were going to get a
Dyson but it turns out--
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No Dad. Sorry Dad.
You got a Dyson?!
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Yeah.
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So I had to use that piece of
shit vacuum cleaner for 5 years,
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which you found on
the side of the road--
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It was actually a perfectly
good vacuum though.
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That a cat had pissed in Jake!
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And now you've got
a fucking Dyson.
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[Jake] Yeah, it's just really
quiet and efficient.
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Yeah! Yeah I know.
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Nice to see you guys.
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[upbeat music]
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[Roger] Right,
that's the last one.
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It's like the
contents of my mind.
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So when do you
head off tomorrow?
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8:15, be there by 3:42,
give or take.
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I can't wait to take the girls
to see those penguins.
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Oh, look at this one.
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Recycle it. I can't keep every
painting they do Mum.
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Darling, why are you suddenly
having a clear out anyway--
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I just need some space.
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[phone bings] Done!
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Now we can call you on the
sat phone wherever we are.
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That's great Dad.
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I think this is called
'conscious uncoupling'.
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No I mean, Jake gets to
start afresh, whereas I'm left
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with all the shit we've
collected over the years.
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Look at this one.
Is it Lola's?
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Darling, you have to admit
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her use of colour
is really something.
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Yeah. Bin it!
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Honestly Mum I can't
keep everything.
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Jake gets to purge,
I want to purge.
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And just finishing off
everyone, if we take a look at our last...
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Flipping nightmare.
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He wants to audit
all the high profile cases,
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and he's insisting on meeting
all of the Associates.
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Personally, I'm telling you
Peter's up to something.
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Hmm, maybe he's
just being friendly.
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[laughs] Friendly!
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No! Not my brother.
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[Ange] Sorry, can I just run
something by you quickly?
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Yeah.
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I got a match.
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-Oow.
-I know.
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His name's Javier and he owns
his own dry-cleaning business.
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Might be useful.
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That's what I thought.
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So, I sent him a
multiple-choice ice breaker,
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just like you told me.
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"If you were a dessert -
would you be:
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-a) Tiramisu,
-Okay.
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-b) Banoffee Pie,
-Hmm.
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-or c) Vanilla Ice Cream?"
-Okay.
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Yeah, and he said,
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"Banoffee Pie, because I'm
tasty and full of cream..."
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I'm just not sure
how to reply to that one.
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Yeah. Okay so, um,
Banoffee pie...
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[both] Bananas, toffee, cream!
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Okay, yep I got it.
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[typing sounds] Yes, yeah,
yeah, there you go.
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Just got to convert the sale.
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Yes, convert the sale.
Thank you.
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No worries.
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[Peter Cook] Your work has been
very impressive, this is why...
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[Ange] How soon do they
respond?
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Not that soon.
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[upbeat music]
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-Has he replied?
-Yes!
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Has who replied?
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She matched with a
successful businessman.
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He sent me this.
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-Oh!
-[Alex gasps]
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Yeah, it's his willy.
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Hm-hm.
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I'm just not sure
why he sent it.
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Yeah, 'big bananas'.
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On reflection
I shouldn't have put that.
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"I'm a fan of big bananas"!
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Banoffee pie--
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Well what did you
expect him to say?
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I'm sorry.
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They're a great
natural energy source.
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Big fan of potassium.
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It's my first willy picture.
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[Lauren] Oh sorry Ange.
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No! It's okay actually.
It's quite enlightening.
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I haven't seen another willy
in, over a decade so, hello!
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[laughs]
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Still, it's not
very romantic is it?
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-No.
-No.
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What are we talking about?
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Just Lauren,
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how she doesn't exude
romance or relationship vibes.
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-No, I don't.
-Yeah.
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[Alex] Ange, maybe
apps aren't for you.
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I mean they do tend
towards hook-ups.
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Which is the point.
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Well, I mean, have you thought
about making a connection
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in real life?
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[snorts] It's a bit awkward.
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-No?
-Connection, in real life?
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Yeah.
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So you mean actually chatting
someone up, like--
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Yeah.
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Well I haven't
chatted someone up in,
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since before the
internet was invented.
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There's no time
like the present.
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[Alex exclaims]
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-Really?
-Hmm.
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What are you doing?
What's happening?
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Okay, so do we go to them or do
we wait for them to come to us?
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Um...
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Or do I just ask
someone for a light?
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Well, we're not smoking are we
so that would be a bit weird.
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Yes, it would be weird.
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No, we just pick our target,
then we assess.
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Right. What about him?
The tall guy with the red tie.
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[Lauren] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's do a bit of
surveillance first okay.
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Follow me. Bring your drink.
Just keep cool okay. Be cool.
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[low music and chatter]
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So he asked me about
ethical trades,
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I said, "Well do you
want to make money or not!"
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[men laugh]
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I don't think he's
very romantic, no.
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You're a busy woman Ange. Don't
waste time chatting to tossers.
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-No.
-Okay.
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Yes, cheers. No tossers.
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Just keep looking
until they come over.
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It's quite simple.
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So he won't think
that I'm desperate?
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I'll just keep looking.
Just keep looking.
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No, not glaring Ange! More like
half-lidded, sort of sexily.
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-Sexily?
-Yeah.
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-Ahh, yep, yep.
-Yeah.
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Like this...
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No, don't chew your lip.
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Um, you look a bit ill.
Dial it back, dial it back.
252
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:01,796
[Lauren] Um, here we go,
here we go.
253
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,537
It's working.
254
00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:04,972
-Play it cool.
-Cool.
255
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,410
A couple of lovely cougars.
256
00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:10,183
-Hello.
-Open your eyes Ange.
257
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,050
[man] So, which of you two
want a go on this?
258
00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:15,483
Sorry, what?
259
00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:16,748
Me.
260
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,080
Are you a fairground ride?
261
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,220
I love fairground rides.
262
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,985
I'll be the ride of your
life baby, I swear to God.
263
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:22,223
You wanna, you wanna
get out of here.
264
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,658
Yes.
265
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,730
-No.
-Yes.
266
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,661
-Yes.
-No! No Ange. No.
267
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,730
-God!
-I don't understand.
268
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:39,142
-Hey.
-Hey.
269
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,435
What am I doing?
270
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,838
I'm probably the
oldest woman here.
271
00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:46,079
What have I got
to offer anyone?
272
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,175
Ange!
273
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,150
You are the Managing Partner
of a leading law firm.
274
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,117
-Remember that.
-Yes.
275
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,590
But my hair doesn't
bounce anymore.
276
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,394
Nothing on me bounces anymore.
277
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,530
You should smile more.
278
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,700
Women look better
when they smile.
279
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:04,896
Pardon?
280
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,970
Let me buy you a few drinks,
cheer you up a bit.
281
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,973
Ah, she's had all
the drinks thanks.
282
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,565
I am fine, thank you though.
283
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,670
Have a nice night,
but thank you.
284
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:13,838
Can I ask you something?
285
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,914
You really think you're going
to get a better offer?
286
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:17,676
What?
287
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,354
Well, with all the makeup
you've caked on and those eyebrows.
288
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,053
-Okay, let's go home.
-My eyebrows?
289
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,054
I'm just saying,
290
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,220
I don't think
you're in a position
291
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,383
to be too picky are you?
292
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,951
Okay.
Who do you think you are?
293
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,249
Hmm?
294
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,190
You've come over here, you've
offered to buy her a drink,
295
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,916
she declined politely
and now what?
296
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:35,091
You feel entitled to
insult her for rejecting you.
297
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,860
If you want to get to
know someone, be nice.
298
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,770
Because, do you know what?
299
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,200
We, don't, need you.
300
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,910
Can you give me a hand
with my bag please.
301
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,218
Thank you.
302
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,150
Now, we get shots.
303
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,760
-Whoo, yeah.
-Yeah.
304
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,992
[Lauren] Let's see a band.
305
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,960
[live music playing]
306
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,495
[music playing]
307
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,996
[Lauren] Oh, yeah, this...
308
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,870
..this isn't home.
309
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,665
We're not at home.
310
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,180
-Isn't it?
-No.
311
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,580
I wonder what suburb
do you think we're in?
312
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,506
Um...
313
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,620
Suburb?
314
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,423
-We're here.
-Yeah.
315
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,015
Thank you.
316
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:35,886
I'm really hungry.
317
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,360
Maybe we can get a kebab.
318
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,893
-Kebab!
-Kebab!
319
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,759
Oww!
320
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,699
Hello!
321
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,070
See ya later.
322
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,310
[Lauren] Got a girlfriend.
All right. Cool.
323
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:04,949
Oh hi.
324
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,950
-I'm Gregory.
-Hi Gregory.
325
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,819
-Or George.
-Or George.
326
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,818
-It's Gregory or George.
-Hmm.
327
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,360
Gregory George?
Which one? Georgery?
328
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:17,325
-It depends on the context.
-I feel a bit sick.
329
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,960
-Oh!
-Oh god!
330
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,696
Maybe this will make
me feel a bit better.
331
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,907
-There you go.
-Yeah, that's better.
332
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,642
-[Lauren retches]
-[Gregory exclaims]
333
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,340
Ahhh!
334
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:31,909
No, I swallowed it,
it's all right.
335
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,807
Oh no, yeah no, it's good.
Must go. Yep.
336
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,550
[Lauren] Okay, no worries.
I'm not in the mood.
337
00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,217
[Gregory] Yep.
See you later.
338
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,119
Yeah, I should go home.
339
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,560
[music fades]
340
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,665
[birds chirping]
341
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,912
[Lauren groans]
342
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,052
Oh gosh.
343
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,587
God!
[knocks bottles over]
344
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,170
[uneasy music]
345
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:47,491
[distorted music]
346
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,362
Where's my fucking bed?
347
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,797
Okay.
348
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,026
Great!
349
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,840
[Lauren groans]
350
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,841
[chicken clucks]
351
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,924
And when I woke up I just
had this crippling loneliness.
352
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,956
Oh! PMT? Hang over anxiety?
353
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,393
But then I realised
I was just hungry.
354
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,587
I can't stop eating.
We're due on.
355
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,360
I can't eat because
I feel awful.
356
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,698
I mean, why did you
let me go out out?
357
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,200
[Helena] You didn't
even ring me.
358
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,198
[bowl clangs on ground]
359
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,399
[Helena] What?
360
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,409
Where's my table?
361
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,540
[Helena] What are you on about?
362
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,376
[Lauren gasps] Oh no.
363
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,454
Lauren what the hell
is going on?
364
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,180
I think I might have
lost your necklace.
365
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,954
Oow!
366
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,220
[Lauren retches]
367
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,156
[Alex] No, no, no, no.
Do not be sick on the Jensen.
368
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,523
-No I'm fine.
-Yes.
369
00:15:58,590 --> 00:15:59,730
It was a false alarm.
370
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,260
-Okay great.
-Yeah.
371
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,487
-Get out.
-Great.
372
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,101
Already pushing it to
get to my netball finals
373
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,400
in time for the
pre-game rituals.
374
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,695
Sounds a bit witchy.
375
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,596
It is, and now I'm
hauling your sorry arse
376
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,198
all the way across town
to collect a necklace
377
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,870
from some dirty
rockstar's house.
378
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,168
Well Helena gave it to me for
my 30th, so I have to find it.
379
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,480
This is why we don't
schtub dirty rockstars.
380
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,640
I didn't schtub anyone, so...
381
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,451
And this is why
we have the Spreadsheet,
382
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,582
so you don't go around picking
up random necklace thieves.
383
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,948
I know! Well you were too busy
384
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,976
chatting up Peter bloody Cook
all night, so...
385
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,291
And what about Ange?
386
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,523
She went home at three in the
morning, so she's all right.
387
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,460
Here we go.
388
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:31,992
[Alex exclaims]
[Lauren retches]
389
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,657
No. Go in that dead bush.
390
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,900
-[Lauren retches]
-[Alex] Yep.
391
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,659
-Nope, nah. I'm fine.
-Yep.
392
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,431
Yeah I just need some Berocca,
and I'll be all right.
393
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,369
Okay. Is that what's in there?
394
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,300
Yeah.
[bottle explodes]
395
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,238
[Lauren screams]
396
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,272
What are you--
397
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,266
Oh god, I'm so sorry.
398
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,080
Do you have a change?
In the boot of your car?
399
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,342
-No!
-For netball?
400
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,721
You guys want a tea or...
401
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,019
Ah, no.
402
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,490
Just, I wonder if you've,
have you seen my necklace?
403
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,629
Oh cool.
Yeah, no, just help yourselves.
404
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,696
Okay thank you.
405
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,030
Okay, let's hurry this up.
406
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,168
Ah!
407
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:17,503
Ah so, camomile or
lemon grass and ginger?
408
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,410
Ah, no time for tea thanks.
409
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:20,871
Is this how you get scabies?
410
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,879
-Yes I think it probably is.
-Oh.
411
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:26,714
Ah I wouldn't look under there.
412
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,149
-Oh god.
-Jesus.
413
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,590
It's gold. Like with a half
moon and a little curl.
414
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,452
Oh yeah, I was looking for
that.
415
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,590
Yeah, no. Are you sure you
were wearing it last night?
416
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,386
Yes I was, yeah.
417
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,858
Can I give you my number
in case you find it please?
418
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,830
Ah, in case I find it,
yeah okay.
419
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,127
-Thanks.
-There's no password.
420
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,328
Okay, yep.
421
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,200
Just ring me if you find it.
422
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,496
It's really precious.
Thank you.
423
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,970
[Gregory] You're welcome.
And hey, thank you.
424
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,811
[upbeat music]
425
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,083
I didn't realise
that you played netball.
426
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,878
Ah yeah, I started again
after the split.
427
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,050
Keep the serotonin flowing.
428
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,160
You don't strike me immediately
as a netball player.
429
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,534
-Oi!
-Well, yeah.
430
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,603
I was captain of
my university team.
431
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:17,962
-Okay.
-Yeah.
432
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,530
So how many hobbies
does one elderly man need?
433
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,270
Elderly? Thank you.
434
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,070
Um, two aerobic. Preferably
three emotionally stimulating,
435
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,240
and creative ones, and ah,
hopefully one culinary.
436
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,051
Oh yes, the off milk.
437
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:35,282
The Kefir.
438
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,650
There must be a word
for someone like you?
439
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,886
Who compulsively
collects hobbies.
440
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,190
Yeah, yeah. Changeling.
441
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,764
Bon vivant. Is that a word?
442
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:44,592
[Lauren laughs]
443
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,126
-Enigma.
-Enigma.
444
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,360
I was thinking more like
of a hobby hoarder.
445
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,427
-Ah, it's two words.
-So bon vivant though.
446
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,027
Well you can piss off
because you're just jealous.
447
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,100
Yeah I am jealous,
448
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,126
I'm jealous of someone
who has time for hobbies.
449
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,641
Jealously is a curse so...
450
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,273
[Alex] And Anna scores
the winning point.
451
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,640
It was beautiful.
[cheers and whoops]
452
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,036
Show us that pivot Alex.
453
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,150
Oh look at that, look at that.
Look, he's so flexible.
454
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,882
It's all in the hip swing.
455
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,347
Yeah. Hot yoga.
456
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:11,815
Don't give him
another hobby, please.
457
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,420
Hot yoga? Yes good for
the core stability too.
458
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,286
Oh god.
459
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,920
[Matt] Yeah, see ya later.
460
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,359
You should carve out some
me time for yourself Loz.
461
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,800
Should I?
462
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:28,303
Just something simple,
and wholesome.
463
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,040
A way to while away the few
years you've got left.
464
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,803
If you tell me
to start quilting
465
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,811
I may have to
vomit on your face.
466
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,280
We should quilt.
We should totally quilt.
467
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,242
-I have an overlocker.
-I bet you have.
468
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,881
I bought one in a garage sale.
469
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,180
[upbeat music]
470
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,347
[Helena] So, did you
find the necklace?
471
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,346
Ah, I'm working on it.
I'll find it.
472
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,150
[Helena] Rosa hey.
Give him back his football.
473
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,561
What about all
your clutterjunk?
474
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:51,862
You finish clearing out?
475
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,764
Clutterjunk is not a word.
476
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,030
Oh my god! You should paint.
477
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,034
I don't need to paint.
478
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,770
Well I just did my front door.
Did you get the pictures?
479
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:01,672
Yeah, seven of them.
480
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:02,943
So much better, right?
481
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,801
Ah, wasn't it already
a sort of pinky brown?
482
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,810
Flynn!
483
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,242
[Door bell]
Oh got to go.
484
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,577
Find my necklace.
485
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,110
I will, I will.
486
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,682
Hey. Oh!
487
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,680
Oh!
488
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,290
-Hey.
-Hi.
489
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,352
Sorry, I was just
getting ready for bed.
490
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,790
Yeah. Ah, I was just
thinking...
491
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,400
-You okay?
-Yeah, are you?
492
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,062
Yeah.
493
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,660
Yeah, I was thinking
today was really fun.
494
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,031
-Yeah it was.
-Hanging out and...
495
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,370
It was really fun.
496
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:37,795
Hm.
497
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,869
-Having a laugh and...
-Hm.
498
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,240
Just thought maybe you...
499
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,107
Yeah.
500
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:43,975
-Yeah.
-Hm.
501
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,852
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I think so.
502
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,350
[Alex laughing] Well
this is a shit show.
503
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,459
Yeah, it'll be fine
if I avoid him.
504
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:57,761
Yeah, well that's
going to be easy,
505
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,160
He's your friend,
he's your neighbour,
506
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:02,055
he's Jake's best mate,
he's the local paramedic.
507
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,627
Yeah, I won't get injured, I'll
avoid all paramedic emergencies.
508
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,670
You do realise you can't
sleep with him ever again.
509
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:08,503
Yeah, yeah.
510
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,397
'Cause that's three times
right?
511
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,338
-Exactly, yeah.
-And then you know?
512
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,340
-Unless you want a--
-No, do I want a boyfriend?
513
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:15,736
No!
514
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,650
[upbeat music]
515
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,890
[Ange] Oh Lauren, before
I forget. I found this.
516
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,720
Oh my goodness!
517
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,860
I know! Remember
you nearly lost it
518
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,922
in that poker game
with the tree surgeon.
519
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:33,991
Yes!
520
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,489
Yes. I sorted it out.
So it's fine.
521
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,430
Thank you. I've been
looking for it. Thanks so much.
522
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,227
Oh I appreciate it. Thank you.
523
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,170
Oh it's a pleasure.
524
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,101
[Alex] Well I for one am
thrilled we spent so long
525
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,512
rummaging around that
disgusting house for absolutely no reason.
526
00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:47,911
I thought it had slipped off.
527
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,310
[Dallas] I have
a delivery for ah...
528
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,206
[Alex] Oh shit, shit, shit,
shit! I'll call security.
529
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,110
No. No, wait.
530
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,309
-[Dallas] Angela Cook.
-Yes, that's me.
531
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,979
-Hi.
-Hello.
532
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,290
Did you order a Dallas'
Delicious Hamper for Ange?
533
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,494
[Lauren] Hm-hm.
534
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,760
Well we have a ready made match
making tool at our finger tips.
535
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,755
[Alex] Look at you
being a good witch.
536
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,797
[Lauren] Yeah.
537
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:10,731
You actually used
the Spreadsheet
538
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,500
to provide someone with
real human companionship.
539
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:16,535
-Yeah, well
-That was, that was quick.
540
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,300
[Lauren] Well, he's
a fast charmer.
541
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,270
[woman] Mr Cook.
542
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,710
[Alex] Hmm.
543
00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,476
-Did he just wink at you?
-Hmm?
544
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,520
Um, I didn't really
want to tell you this now.
545
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:33,854
[laughs nervously]
Has anyone ever told
546
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,790
you've got like a very
penetrating gaze.
547
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,285
Peter Cook offered
me a job in London.
548
00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:39,986
-Right.
-Hm.
549
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,790
Well, not so much a
job as a promotion,
550
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,031
like a really
big promotion.
551
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,200
Lots more money, some really
big clients and it's in London.
552
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:52,969
Yeah, you said.
553
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,710
England.
554
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:56,910
Great.
555
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,180
[gentle music]
556
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:05,417
[turns tap off]
London, England.
557
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,988
In London, England. I know
where fucking London is!
558
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,960
Fucking snake, Peter bloody
Cook poaching my best friend.
559
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,585
I don't have a dining table.
560
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,260
I don't have a fucking bed,
561
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,900
and this clock can fuck off!
562
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,274
You bitch! You can fuck off!
563
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,040
Come on, piece of shit,
get off!
564
00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:26,812
Come on, get off!
565
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,142
[electrical crackling]
566
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,780
[Lauren screams] Oh
you're fucking joking!
567
00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:36,380
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