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[kissing sounds]
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Cheeky line?
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Oh, um, well I don't know if
we should, it's a Sunday night.
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Oh fuck it! Let's go wild.
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I'll get us a cup of tea.
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[sniffs]
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There we are.
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Rooibos okay?
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Probably shouldn't have
caffeine this late at night.
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Wow!
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Okay.
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In for a penny.
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[snorts]
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I'm like a candle burning
End to end
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[pounding]
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[both moaning]
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-[Dallas] Your lips are
amazing. -[Lauren] Oh thank you.
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[Dallas] I was just thinking
before, you are so familiar.
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Familiar? Thank you.
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I think we should
dig deeper.
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How? I'm pretty sure this
is as deep as I can get.
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I can go deeper.
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Are you talking
about your penis?
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I want to be
so deep with you.
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Do you mean in me
or with me?
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I know how to
finish the song.
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Oh hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on...
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[singing] We were lovers,
in a past life...
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[both sigh]
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[dog barks]
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[toaster clicks]
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[Jake] Howdy.
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Hey ah, what's
wrong with Angus?
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She looks a bit flighty.
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Why are you here?
It's half six.
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I've got that site
meeting remember.
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Oh, and the girls,
they need breakfast.
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-Great.
-And showers.
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Fantastic.
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Loz, you always forget
to turn the oven off.
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-No I don't.
-Look.
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Oh, Jake did you
unplug the toaster?
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It is a fire hazard, not to
mention a waste of electricity.
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Are you okay?
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Yes I'm fine.
I wanted some toast.
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Yeah, 'cause you look
really ropey.
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Thank you.
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[chicken clucks]
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So I'm pretty certain
they're going to move me
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to wing attack
for semi-finals
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because I'm really
practicing my pivot,
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my hips now are so flexible
I reckon they could
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just like twist the lid off
a jar of tomato sauce...
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Lauren!
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Yeah? Tomato sauce.
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What's that?
Is that a green juice?
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I can't have
caffeine today.
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A-ha.
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Lovely, you did cocaine
last night didn't you?
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Off a penis.
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[Alex exclaims]
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I'm sorry what?
Are you having a breakdown?
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Um, I might be.
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Have you slept?
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About an hour.
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But relax,
I was snorting cocaine
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on toilet seats before
you were even born.
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Hmm, don't think
you were actually.
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No, I wasn't.
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Whose dick was this anyway?
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Dallas's.
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Oh well that's it then.
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-He's off the list.
-What, he ticks all the boxes.
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Nah, and he's ticked
them once too often.
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Hot, not needy
and no strings.
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I hate to break it to you but
it's called the three shag rule.
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He's going to start
getting feelings.
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Oh come on,
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the only feelings he's
getting are in his ding-dong.
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Don't you ding-dong me.
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Once you have liaised with
a gentleman three times,
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they start asking
where this is going.
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Sorry, are we in
Sex And The City?
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It's a thing, ask anyone.
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Well why didn't
you tell me before?
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Because Dallas is the first guy
you've shtuped three times so...
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Stop making stuff up.
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-Three shag rule!
-No such thing.
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[man] It's true.
It's a real thing.
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[woman] Yeah totally.
Three shag rule.
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He's a model,
turned musician, you know,
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just think about
that for a second.
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Well even models
have feelings, Lauren.
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There are no strings.
I would know.
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-[woman] Oh Lauren.
-Oh thanks.
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What's this?
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"Dallas's delicious hampers".
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"This should help you recover.
Dallas. Kiss, kiss, kiss".
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Literally the definition
of strings attached.
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That's not a string,
it's twine.
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[Ange] Oh Lauren, can I...
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Oh!
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[Ange] Someone's popular.
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[Ange] From someone special?
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Oh no, just a,
a casual friend.
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Right well, I just assumed
you wouldn't want to bring
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one of your casual friends
to the dance tomorrow night.
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Dance tomorrow?
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Really?
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The 'Dancing with the Bar'
charity event?
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Oh gosh.
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-My anti drug charity.
-Yes, your drugs...
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[Ange] Anyway, I've still got
to finish the seating plan,
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and laminate everything.
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So anyway I've arranged for you
to dance with Slimon, Simon.
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No! Please no.
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I can come on my own.
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[Ange] No! You can't enter
a dance competition
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without a dance partner.
You need a partner...
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Look, it would just look good
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in front of the other
Senior Partners.
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Yeah I'll bring someone.
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Okay. Lauren!
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I know it's tricky,
everyone bringing their
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significant others
and you not having one.
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Ange! But I have plenty
of options. Trust me.
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Right? But you wouldn't bring
someone inappropriate would you?
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Ah, I'll dance with Alex.
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Ah, nope, no,
I'm the compere.
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Simon it is.
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Absolutely not.
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-I love pretzels.
-So do I.
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Thank you. I'll bring someone.
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[Ange] Well ah, I'll need
a name by tomorrow morning.
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I have to laminate.
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They don't
laminate themselves.
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Any doctors?
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Oh yeah, John 35,
podiatrist?
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Feet, please no.
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Well, because I love you,
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we've got a literal
spreadsheet of men.
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Any astronauts?
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Okay, Ange is taking Bob
to capoeira lessons
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so we need to take
this seriously, okay?
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Of course she is.
'Dancer' is what we need.
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Dancer, dancer. Brett.
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[both] Engineer, dancer.
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[Alex] Here he is,
let's take a look.
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[both exclaim]
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[Lauren] It is so good
to see you again.
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You're joking right?
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I only came here to
tell you face-to-face,
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you're a horrible person.
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Sorry?
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Sorry for never
calling me back?
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You know you actually
ghosted me?
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Did I?
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Yes, and I thought we had fun.
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We did. We had so much fun.
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And you were the
one who said,
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"Oh you know,
we should do this again".
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-I must've lost your number.
-Oh please.
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Or you slipped
onto the other tab.
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Tab, what does that even mean?
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-What tab?
-On the spreadsheet?
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-What was that, spreadsheet?
-What?
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[Brett] What did you say,
spreadsheet?
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Spreadsheet, yeah.
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Well, it's actually
more of a planner.
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You got a fucking spreadsheet?
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It's nothing personal.
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It's just a way of
keeping track of everyone.
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Everyone?
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So, you're rating men who
you're sleeping with?
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No, God.
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What an awful thing to suggest.
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It sounds like a league table,
is that it?
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Well yeah, no.
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-No?
-No.
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Tell me, where am I on this
fucking spreadsheet of yours?
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Okay, well I guess if
I didn't call you back.
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-Yeah?
-You are probably
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-on the reject tab.
-Tab, right, Jesus Christ.
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Do you want to go to the
thing tomorrow night?
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Just...
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Yeah, there's no chance he's
going to let me take him.
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Ah, that's a pity,
he'd look great in Hugo Boss.
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So did the Nazis.
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Who am I going to take
to the ball, Alex?
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I will not let Ange be right.
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How about Matt?
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Gave him chlamydia.
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Yeah and quite possibly nits.
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Yeah and also it
might seem a bit datey.
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Ah, hang on a second, Alex.
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[upbeat music]
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[school bell chimes]
[children playing]
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Mum, this is Maddy, she's my
best friend, like seriously.
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Oh, well,
nice to meet you, Maddy.
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Hi, will you buy
me a cake please?
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The money goes to the church.
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[chuckles] Well, yeah,
I suppose I will.
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Me too.
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Me three.
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I said 'me T.O.O.'
not 'me T.W.O'
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It doesn't matter.
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It's not a homophone.
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Okay, that's enough.
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Can I tempt you?
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Yes, I think you can.
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It's homemade cream filling.
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Oh, here,
Maddalena actually makes
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the most incredible
Sfogliatelle Ricce.
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Oh wow.
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You must try it,
it is light as a feather.
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Oh my goodness.
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Thank you.
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[Lola] That was
a big mouth full.
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You know, I can
give you the recipe.
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Thanks, I do love to bake.
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It's quite incredible, right?
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Incredible.
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She does a great job.
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There you go.
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[Lola] Come on.
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Bye, BFF Maddy.
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Sexy baker, suck on that Ange.
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[upbeat music]
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[Abby] Ah you have
sticky hands.
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[Lauren] Oh, come on Abby,
that's not nice.
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How would you feel if she
wouldn't hold your hand?
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I wouldn't care.
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All right, well, what if I
didn't want to hold your hand
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and wasn't being very nice?
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I'd still have Dad.
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Well, what if Mum and Dad
didn't want to play with you anymore?
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I'd be fine.
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Yeah, I'd just walk in the
woods at night and find a new mum.
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Well, that's good to know.
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[upbeat music]
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[knocking]
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[Dallas] Hey, oh nice shoes.
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I'm just delivering you
guys some protein.
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Protein?
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Yeah, I figured you could
probably use some after...
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These guys are
the best burritos--
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You can't just
come to my house.
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Oh, the beef is smoked
over Mesquite wood so it's--
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Yeah, as I ordered.
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Oh, yes.
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So thank you,
Uber delivery guy.
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-Cool.
-Are these pickled jalapenos?
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You are welcome little lady.
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[upbeat music]
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[door slams]
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[Helena] So tired,
I'm sick of it.
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I feel like a
bloody unpaid cleaner.
258
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,377
Literally all I do
is pick shit up,
259
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,742
clean shit all fucking day.
260
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,780
No one ever says a
goddamn thing, I'm done.
261
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:16,015
I know, I miss you,
God I miss you.
262
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,320
I miss you too, God,
when are you coming home?
263
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:21,785
Soon, I don't know.
264
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,990
Oh okay, I just need
to get it out.
265
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,627
I'm all right now, God,
what are you wearing?
266
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,430
I've got a date, with a...
267
00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,163
..DILF.
268
00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,431
Oh, there's no way
I'd date any of the dads
269
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:34,599
from our school.
270
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,270
You must have hot Aussie dads
like Chris Hemsworth.
271
00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:38,296
[knock on door]
272
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,241
Oh, that's Alex,
I'll see you soon.
273
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,680
-Love you.
-I love you, bye.
274
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,714
[bouncy music]
275
00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,086
-Are we having a rave?
-Yes, absolutely.
276
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,660
Okay, bye,
and no matter what she says,
277
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,757
she's not allowed
coffee or martinis now.
278
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,799
-Okay?
-Got it.
279
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,230
But I assume espresso martinis
are fine, right?
280
00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,528
-Yep, that's fine.
-Got it.
281
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,370
I can't believe you
picked up in the playground.
282
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,936
Yeah, do you think
it's inappropriate?
283
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,774
Yes, definitely.
284
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,510
Now bugger off so
I can teach them
285
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:16,814
how to smoke
methamphetamine.
286
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,510
-Okay, bye.
-Bye-bye, all right.
287
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,879
-Eat this.
-Okay.
288
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,247
Oh, that's pretty good.
289
00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,888
It came from an Uber man.
290
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:29,787
Are those pickles?
291
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,590
Jalapenos, yes, you're clever.
292
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,188
Correct, all righty.
293
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,630
Hit the lights,
hit the lights.
294
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:37,956
Yeah!
295
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:38,830
[energetic music]
296
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,070
Jalapenos, jalapenos,
jalapenos.
297
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:47,069
[soft piano music]
298
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,010
You know, it's actually
Maddalena's recipe.
299
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,205
Oh wow, gosh,
that's very impressive.
300
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,010
The girls do seem
to be good friends.
301
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:57,481
Well, Maddalena makes
friends pretty easily.
302
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,190
Yeah, she does seem very--
303
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,420
Advanced?
304
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,486
Yeah, I know.
305
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,994
Yeah, she's actually
reading a year level ahead,
306
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,630
but I know that she likes to
help out the younger kids.
307
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,104
Younger?
308
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,502
Well they're in the same year.
309
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,830
But yeah, it means she tells me
310
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,668
that Lola's still struggling
with her phonetics?
311
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,574
Well, she's only
just turned five.
312
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,670
No, don't worry,
she'll get there.
313
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,668
More wine?
314
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,780
Yes please.
315
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,580
[wine splashing]
316
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,624
There's this thing
tomorrow night,
317
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,520
I don't suppose you're free.
318
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,154
Well, will you be wearing
another sexy dress?
319
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,760
Yes I can.
320
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,722
Yeah, well then, wow.
321
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,361
Yes, whatever it is.
322
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,300
Great, well, I'll
give you the details.
323
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,633
You'll ah, give me what?
324
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,929
The details.
325
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,770
Sure, see I love details.
326
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,470
I'm very attentive to details.
327
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,541
I'll bear that in mind.
328
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,484
[kissing]
329
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,320
[classical music]
330
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:09,387
Oh.
331
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,727
Oh yeah, that'll work.
332
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,314
[Dom] A.
333
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,872
B.
334
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,140
C.
335
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,580
D.
336
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,513
E.
337
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,711
F.
338
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:34,849
G.
339
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:35,754
H.
340
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:37,819
I.
341
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,153
[Lauren moans]
342
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,148
[Dom] Call me Christ.
343
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,561
Wait, what?
344
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,722
I said call me Christ.
345
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,030
Can I call you Chris instead?
346
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,434
J.
347
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,796
K.
348
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,074
L.
349
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,070
M.
350
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,644
N.
351
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,302
N, N, N...
352
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,810
I'm not going to
finish this alphabet
353
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,170
until you call me Christ.
354
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,979
Oh. [gasping]
355
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,220
M.
356
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:10,221
N.
357
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,620
Oh! [screams]
358
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,885
Call me Christ.
359
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:17,463
Christ!
Jesus fucking H Christ!
360
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,325
[music crescendos]
361
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,430
[elevator dings]
362
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:29,204
Hi, I've got some
of those pretzels.
363
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,169
Oh, yeah, really?
364
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,205
And I found someone
for the ball.
365
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,440
-Really?
-Yeah.
366
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:38,979
-Name?
-Dom.
367
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,184
Phone number?
368
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,649
Haven't transferred it yet.
369
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,057
This a real person?
370
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,162
-Yeah.
-Surname?
371
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,230
Inic.
372
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,204
-Dom Inic?
-Yes.
373
00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,370
Hmm.
374
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,730
[phone rings]
375
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,399
It's the school.
376
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,066
Hello?
377
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,010
[upbeat music]
378
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,110
So, Lola, this time she's
brought wine to school.
379
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,677
-Wine?
-Red wine.
380
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,116
Decanted into two
plastic drink bottles.
381
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,720
Right, well, clever.
382
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,424
She was discovered at
morning break with a friend
383
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,490
and they had both spilled
wine all over themselves.
384
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,726
And you're sure
it was Lola's wine?
385
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,892
Yes, but she's adamant
it's the blood of Christ.
386
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,330
Blood of Christ, okay.
387
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,556
I presume they were
going to attempt
388
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,830
some kind of holy communion.
389
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,670
Maybe teaching religion
in a supposedly
390
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,965
nondenominational school
is a bit confusing.
391
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,208
Lola's enrolled in ethics.
392
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,212
Yeah, but I think
393
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,440
she's been sneaking
into Catholic scripture.
394
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:47,449
She's got this
new friend and oh--
395
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,280
Your daughter
brought wine to school
396
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,678
and just gave it to Maddalena?
397
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,290
Well, obviously there
was a bit of collusion.
398
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,323
What does that mean?
399
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:56,657
Well, Lola wouldn't
know the first thing
400
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:57,892
about the blood of Christ.
401
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,160
Do not bring Christ
into this conversation.
402
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,996
Clearly you need to
talk to your daughter
403
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,502
about respecting religion.
404
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,100
Well, clearly your daughter
has been speaking to Lola.
405
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,536
Yes, she was being generous,
letting Lola be her friend.
406
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:10,441
Wow, wow.
407
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,810
And what sort of a person
just lets their daughter
408
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,141
have access to wine.
409
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:17,336
She doesn't have access
to it, she's sneaky.
410
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,110
Okay, okay.
Let's just...
411
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,884
The girls are both
covered in wine
412
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,780
so obviously
they'll have to go home.
413
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,721
And for now there will be no
further disciplinary action.
414
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,160
Okay, she's in
the nurses office?
415
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:34,333
But, as this is Lola's
second time
416
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,960
bringing something
inappropriate to school,
417
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,829
we will really need
to monitor her.
418
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,068
Yeah, I know.
419
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,268
[upbeat music]
420
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,340
What were you thinking, Lola?
421
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,120
I was thinking that his blood
removes the punishment of sin.
422
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,782
Oh okay.
423
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,720
John verse one chapter seven.
424
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,816
Don't need to know
the verse, but thanks.
425
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,460
Anyway, Maggy said I had
to bring it in or she--
426
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,095
Can you just stop bringing
things into school please?
427
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,002
Yeah?
428
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,430
I just need, well,
I just wondered
429
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,970
if you could watch her
for half an hour?
430
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,003
-Yeah?
-I knew this day would come.
431
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:18,740
Jake's not answering
432
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,267
and I've got the meeting
with the Partners.
433
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,809
No need, it's absolutely fine.
434
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,510
Come here Lols.
435
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:25,436
What's that, is that wine?
436
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,811
-Mhmm.
-Shiraz.
437
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,609
Oh, tell me it was from
the Barossa at least.
438
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,080
Okay, so look
at me darling, okay.
439
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,179
Did somebody speak?
440
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,351
That's brilliant,
I just wanted to say
441
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,920
that you do not
need friends like that.
442
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,190
Okay, great.
443
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,256
Thank you.
444
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,693
-They're in the meeting room.
-Thank you, yeah.
445
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,860
Ange, Ange.
446
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,158
-But we'll talk, talk--
-Ange.
447
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,359
Oh uh, one second.
448
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,071
Sorry, sorry.
449
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,470
Do you mind if we take
Dom Inic off the list, please?
450
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,296
Yes I mind,
he's already laminated.
451
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,140
No, no, no, I really
need to take him off it.
452
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,536
Really?
453
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:59,237
What about the table plan
and who would you dance with?
454
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,310
-Well.
-Now, I could ask Simon.
455
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,120
-No, no, no, no.
-Please!
456
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,952
I already have him
laminated, just...
457
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:07,945
Okay.
458
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,360
So as I was saying...
459
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,034
[upbeat music]
460
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,500
So, Abby told me what happened.
461
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,439
We need to talk about the wine.
462
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,540
-Yeah.
-I don't think she's talking.
463
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,435
No, come on Lola, please
stop this not talking thing.
464
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,010
-It's over.
-It's never over.
465
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:34,278
Ah, okay, she is.
466
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,720
And now I don't have a
real best friend any more.
467
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,353
Oh Lola, she wasn't
a very nice friend, okay?
468
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,550
Hey, you don't have to
take wine to school
469
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,261
to make friends,
all right sweetheart?
470
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,993
I just wanted to be
someone's best friend.
471
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,030
Oh baby, I know,
but you're so special.
472
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,300
You'll find a better,
more worthy,
473
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,166
more special friend, okay?
474
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,395
Mum's right, hey,
475
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,840
she sounds like a bit of
a squashed potato anyway.
476
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,306
[Lola laughs]
477
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,279
Who was it?
478
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,380
It was Maddy,
dad's called Dom.
479
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,276
Oh, you know him?
480
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,107
Ah, do I know him?
481
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,881
-Umm.
-What?
482
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,090
Uh, um.
483
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,460
You know.
[clapping]
484
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:20,625
What?
485
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,828
[whispers] You fucked him?
486
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,203
Lola's friend's dad?
487
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,025
Jesus Loz.
488
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:27,899
Right?
489
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,870
How's the air up there
on your massive high horse?
490
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,569
Rosy.
491
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,171
["Your Time" by ORUS playing]
492
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,975
Do you remember the days
When you said
493
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,120
Nothing gets in your way
494
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:47,722
You were led by the
Beat and the music
495
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,190
[music lowers]
496
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:53,755
Okay, well done everyone,
the scores are being tallied.
497
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,460
And remember tonight
we are digging deep for
498
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,298
F.L.A.I.D...
499
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,970
Ah, the Family Lawyers Against
Illegal Drugs
500
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,704
Consultant Help Group.
501
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,739
Yeah, umm...
502
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,141
Great, let's have a five
minute break for everyone.
503
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:11,036
[music continues]
504
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:13,948
[Lauren] Did I miss anything?
505
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,182
No, only about an hour of my
life that I'll never get back.
506
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,178
Hi girls, how's it going?
507
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,380
-Hi.
-May I have this dance?
508
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,691
Thank you so much.
509
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:21,852
Come this this way...
510
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:23,991
Hi.
511
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,156
Hi, how lovely,
thank you.
512
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:26,833
-Do you want some water?
-Yes please.
513
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,592
You should have told me you
were bringing your kids.
514
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,760
It was inappropriate,
yeah, I'm sorry.
515
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:35,270
No, I would have laminated
them a name card.
516
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,670
Oh.
517
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,265
I'd like a laminated
name card, please.
518
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,438
Would you?
519
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,770
Well, I can do one for you
tomorrow if you'd like.
520
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,641
Thank you Ange,
that's very nice.
521
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:46,981
So where's Bob?
522
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,880
Ah, um.
523
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,119
Well, actually he's
double booked himself.
524
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:59,160
He's um, he's been with the
anglers, his angling meeting.
525
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,260
Right?
526
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,755
I probably should have
just brought my kids.
527
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,158
Much better idea.
528
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,059
Yeah.
529
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,930
You guys want to start a
conga line, or something?
530
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,329
No? Paso doble? No?
531
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,440
A different movie.
Merengue?
532
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,541
-Okay.
-Cool.
533
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,740
So, are you talking
to your mum again?
534
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,780
Yeah because I
think she's right.
535
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,146
-Really?
-Maddy is a twat.
536
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,350
Yup, okay, great.
537
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,817
So I might find a
different friend.
538
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,286
Yeah, that's a good idea.
539
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,520
Someone who isn't mean
540
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,519
or tells me I have to
bring wine to school.
541
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,131
Why did she do that?
542
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,092
She said I had to,
543
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,560
or she'd take me off
her best friends list,
544
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,259
and she did anyway.
545
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,170
-What, is this it?
-Yeah.
546
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,195
Oh, that's horrible,
that's really mean.
547
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,871
[Lauren] Yeah, it's horrible.
548
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,180
Who cares about this thing?
549
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,242
Let's get up and dance.
550
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,180
It's your time
To party, to party
551
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,150
And get the life
To party, to party
552
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,260
Well, I'm impressed,
Dom sounds like a real gem.
553
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,086
Yeah.
554
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:10,597
Messiah complexes are
notoriously difficult
555
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:11,732
to come by nowadays.
556
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,730
Do you think maybe our Lord
and saviour Jesus Christ
557
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,029
is trying to tell
you something?
558
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,870
Yeah, maybe that we should have
a religious proclivities column.
559
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,640
Oh I never told you,
I once dated a guy
560
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,035
who used to cry for
Jesus' forgiveness
561
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,366
every time he ejaculated.
562
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,080
Oow, did Jesus
forgive him?
563
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:26,382
Yes, yes I did.
564
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:28,609
Well that's exactly
what I mean when you--
565
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,680
[Dallas] There she is.
566
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,780
Jesus Christ!
567
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,287
This one's dedicated
to you Lauren.
568
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,760
[guitar plays]
569
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:39,862
Gotta woman with
Some class yeah
570
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,460
And a hot mamma ass yeah
571
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,940
She's a working woman
Hell yeah
572
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,472
What's happening?
573
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,110
And she's gonna
Make me swell yeah
574
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,950
She keeps me on
My tip-toes babe
575
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:05,676
She's got the right
To know babe
576
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:11,824
We'll be married
In the afterlife
577
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:17,362
Cos we were lovers
In a past life
578
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,630
Yeah, he's definitely not
getting feelings at all is he?
579
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:22,368
-Yeah, take him off the list.
-Absolutely.
580
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,600
You and me Lauren
581
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,340
And I want you to have
582
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:35,949
My babies
583
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:40,549
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