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"you are here."
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I'm where?
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(girls scream)
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(boy) freshman!
(boy #2) let's get him!
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(freshman)
help! Help!
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Seniors!
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(girl) freshman.
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(girl #2)
hey, freshie!
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(girl #3)
we got another freshman!
Please, put me down! Help!
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Please, I'll be late
for my first class.
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What do we do with him?
Stuff him in a locker.
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No, not the locker.
Anything but the locker!
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(%% "did we meetsomewhere before?"by Paul McCartney and wings)
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Hey.
Nice game, Tom,
even though we lost.
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Oh, yeah. Ha-ha.
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Hey.
How you doin'?
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How's the old arm?
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Well, it's pretty sore.
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%% ...That's happening
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%% to both of us
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%% happening time
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%% and time again
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%% happening over and over...
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Hi, Tom.
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%% will the king's horses
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%% and all the king's men
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%% ever find out
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%% what it's about? %%
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(bell ringing)
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"never before
has the school board
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"seen a student body
such as this.
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"but starting today,
things will be different.
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"may I present to you
an administrator
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"who has promised
to carry out her duties
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"with an iron hand -
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"the new principal
of Vince Lombardi high -
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Miss Evelyn Togar."
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Thank you.
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Thank you. (clears throat)
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"members of the board,
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"as we stand on the threshold
of a new decade,
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"we must face harsh reality.
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"our educational system
has become far too permissive.
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"as that famous scholar
once said...
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"'my darling Evelyn,
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How I long for the feel
of your luscious thighs
wrapped ar--'"
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"as you all know, I am here
to replace Professor Webb,
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"who is unable
to continue his duties
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As the chief administrator
of this school."
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And now I would like us
all to rise and salute
professor Webb
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For his wonderful,
gallant effort.
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Ludwig van Beethoven,
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Whom you will be
interested to learn,
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Wrote his greatest symphony
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At a time
when he was completely deaf,
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A feat which was
practically unheard of
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At the time.
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(wheezy laugh)
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I know that most of you
are used to listening
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To a very different kind
of music,
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But I hope
that when you hear
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The immortal strains
of Beethoven�s fifth symphony,
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You will realize
what a work of genius
it really is.
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I seem to have misplaced
the turntable.
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Hi, everybody.
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I'm Riff Randell, and this is
rock-'n'-roll high school!
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(%% "Sheena is a punk rocker"by the Ramones)
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%% well, the kidsare all hopped upand ready to go
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%% they're ready to go now,they got their surfboards
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%% and they're goin'to the discotheque � go-go...
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(all screaming)
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What are you doing?
Have you gone crazy?
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Stop that! Sit down.
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%% ...Really has it all
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%% oh, yeah, oh, yeah
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%% Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker, Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker,Sheena is...
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Please, these are
very dangerous chemicals.
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Don't dance near the chemicals.
In fact, don't dance at all.
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%% Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker...
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Asseyez vous.
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Asseyez vous.Asseyez vous.
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(girl) whoo!
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%% well, she's a punk, punk...
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Please stop-- what?
Get down off my desk.
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Get down off my desk!
Get in your seats.
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%% a punk rocker
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%% punk, punk
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%% a punk rocker
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Aah!
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%% ...Kids are all hopped upand ready to go
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%% they're ready to go now,they got their surfboards
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%% and they're goin'to the discotheque � go-go
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%% but she just couldn't stay
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%% she had to break away
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%% well, new York cityreally has it all
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%% oh, yeah, oh, yeah
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%% Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker, Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker, Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker now
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%% Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker, Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker, Sheena is
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%% a punk rocker now
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%% well, she's a...
%% punk, punk
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%% a punk rocker
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%% punk, punk
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%% a punk rocker
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Riff.
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%% a punk rocker
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%% punk, punk
Riff!
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%% a punk rocker
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(music stops)
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Hey, Kate,
I'm getting some static.
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Not as much
as you're going to get.
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So, this is
the type of behavior
that I can expect.
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The minute there's not
a teacher in the room,
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The entire school erupts
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Into a shameless display
of adolescent abandon.
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If it's discipline
that you students need,
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I am the one
who can provide it for you.
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Well, now,
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I'm not interested
in punishing anyone,
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But I think for the good
of the whole school,
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The person responsible
for this deviation
from the schedule
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Should step forward.
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Kate, what are you doing?
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What is your name?
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Kate Rambeau.
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And who are you?
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I'm Riff Randell,
rock-'n'-roller.
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(students laugh)
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Obviously you do not know
who I am.
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I am Miss Togar,
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And I am the new principal
of this school.
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(whoop over pa)
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I want you to go
to your classes... Now.
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This incident is going down
on your permanent record,
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A record
that's going to follow you
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Throughout
your entire life.
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You have managed
to upset the entire school
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With this godforsaken noise.
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Noise? That's the Ramones'
best album.
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Number one with a bullet.
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Randell, I want
to see both of you
in detention center
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Before the next bell,
or else.
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Oh, Riff,
detention center?
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I've never served
a detention before.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I've done more detentions than
anyone in the school's history.
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(%% "teenage depression"by Eddie and the hot rods)
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Whoo-hoo! Come on, Kate.
Loosen up.
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Oh, Riff, not that stuff.
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Oh, come on. It's not
the end of the world.
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Yahoo! Detention.
I can't believe you.
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(laughs)
oh, boy, detention
with my best friend.
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I don't understand it.
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I mean, I'm captain
of the football team...
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(bell ringing)
...My complexion
has cleared up,
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And soon, I'm gonna be going
to the college of my choice.
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Why don't girls go for me?
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Hi, Tom.
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Hey, Cheryl,
how ya doin'? Ah.
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(sighs)
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Nice weather
we been havin', huh?
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Little dry lately, though,
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But I hear it's raining
cats and dogs in Idaho.
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Sure, Tom. Be seeing you?
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All right.
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What went wrong?
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Maybe I'm too forward.
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Hi, Tom.
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Hey, Shawn, baby,
how you doin'?
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�qu� pasa?
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Nice weather we been havin''
lately, huh?
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It's been a little dry,
though.
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I hear it's been raining
cats and dogs in Idaho.
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Yes!
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See ya later, Tom.
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Yes. What happened?
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What went wrong?
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O caring football type,
captain of the team--
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I gotta
get myself together.
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I need to improve
my self-image.
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I need to broaden
my horizons!
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(%% "I wanna be sedated"by the Ramones)
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%% I wanna be sedated
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%% ba ba bamp-ba,ba-ba ba bamp-ba...
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Riff Randell.
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%% ba ba bamp-ba,ba-ba ba bamp-ba %%
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(%% "smoking in the boys' room"by brownsville station)
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%% a-checkin' out the halls,makin' sure the coast is clear
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%% lookin' in the stalls,no, there ain't nobody here
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%% my buddy fangand me and Paul
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%% gettin' caught would surelybe the death of us all
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%% smokin' in the boys' room
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%% yeah
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%% smokin' in the boys' room
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%% now, teacher...
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No, not the urinal!
This one.
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Anything but the urinal!
No! Please!
Watch it! Watch it!
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%% ...Smokin' ain't allowedin school
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%% all right... %%
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Hey, man,
where you goin'?
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End of the line!
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(boy) ...Just like
everybody else.
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Hi. Uh, I need
to see Eaglebauer.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
but he's tied up
at the moment.
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Why don't you
just take a number
and have a seat?
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Miss, you don't understand.
See, this is an emergency.
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Animal, vegetable
or mineral?
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Um... Sexual.
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(boys) whoo!
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It's a code nine!
(electronic siren wailing)
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He'll see you immediately.
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Ah, my man,
it's good to see ya.
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Good to see ya.
How are ya doin'?
Good.
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Well, have a seat.
Have a seat.
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So what'll it be
for the star quarterback
of Vince Lombardi high?
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Fake id? Get you liquor
in any state.
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Uh, no.
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Hall pass? Test answers?
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No, no, that's not
gonna solve my problem.
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Shoot. It's been like this
all morning,
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Ever since Togar took office.
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The whole school's
in turmoil! Well, look.
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Look at this.
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Fake ids down 50%.
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Test answers down 60%.
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Hall passes are fallin''
off the board.
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Let's get back to you.
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Tell me exactly what you want
out of life.
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I want someone
with huge breasts.
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The sweet stirring
of passionate youth.
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I wanna get laid
before I'm 30.
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Are you a virgin?
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Uh, do you mean technically?
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You've come
to the right place.
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Eaglebauer enterprises
is a name that stands
for quality.
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I'm gonna get you a date
with the most primo lady
in this school -
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Kate Rambeau.
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(%% fanfare) (mouths)
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Johnny, why don't you
tell Tom how happy
he'll be with Kate?
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(Johnny over pa)right you are, Mr. Bauer.
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Kate Rambeau, age 17,attends Vince Lombardi high,
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Where she majorsin nuclear physics.
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This perkygal-on-the-go's hobbies
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Include splitting protonsand checkers.
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Includedin your night to remember
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Is a matched setof travelways luggage.(girls' voices) ooh!
255
00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:29,313
That's travelways luggage,the first name in travelfor over five years.
256
00:12:29,314 --> 00:12:32,065
And now back to you,Mr. E.(applause)
257
00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:33,984
(%% flourish)
258
00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:36,854
Thank you, Johnny.
There she is, Tom.
259
00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:38,572
I had somebody else in mind.
260
00:12:38,573 --> 00:12:41,742
Oh, Tom, my files indicate
she's perfect for you.
261
00:12:41,743 --> 00:12:44,177
I know, I know,
but I was kinda hopin'
262
00:12:44,178 --> 00:12:46,580
That you'd set me up
with Riff Randell.
263
00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:50,000
Riff Randell?
264
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:53,153
How about a cheerleader?
Nice set of pompoms.
265
00:12:53,154 --> 00:12:56,840
No! The only girl I ever
dream about at night is Riff,
266
00:12:56,841 --> 00:12:59,910
But I always keep waking up
just before the good part.
267
00:12:59,911 --> 00:13:04,731
Well, how are you set
for large amounts
of hard cash?
268
00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:08,035
(snaps fingers)
I have a major credit card.
269
00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:11,355
Uh, Norma, dear?
270
00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:13,140
Yes, Mr. Eaglebauer.
271
00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:15,943
Yes, would you
draw up a contract
for Tom Roberts
272
00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:17,811
And Riff Randell?
273
00:13:18,946 --> 00:13:21,281
(toilet flushesin background)
274
00:13:23,851 --> 00:13:27,954
(%% "rock and roll"by the velvet underground)
275
00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:31,158
%% you know her life is savedby rock 'n' roll
276
00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:32,659
%% yeah, rock 'n' roll... %%
277
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,294
What's that thing
in your ear, Randell?
278
00:13:34,295 --> 00:13:36,897
Um, it's a...
A hearing aid.
279
00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:38,398
Be careful, Miss Steroid.
280
00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:41,067
She's very sensitive
about it.
281
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:43,670
Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that, Randell.
282
00:13:43,671 --> 00:13:45,438
What?
283
00:13:45,439 --> 00:13:48,942
Sorry to hear that,
Randell!
284
00:13:48,943 --> 00:13:51,511
Fine. How are you?
285
00:13:53,547 --> 00:13:55,849
Oh, I'm fine, thank you!
286
00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:59,152
Oh, I'd say
about a quarter to two.
287
00:13:59,153 --> 00:14:00,887
Come on, Riff,
let's go.
288
00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:03,690
But I just had lunch.
289
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:06,994
So young.
290
00:14:06,995 --> 00:14:08,995
(giggles)
291
00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:10,397
That was close.
292
00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:13,534
We just got out of trouble.
You wanna put us back in?
293
00:14:13,535 --> 00:14:16,970
Are you kidding?
"what's that thing
in your ear?"
294
00:14:16,971 --> 00:14:20,174
She doesn't even know
the Beatles broke up.
295
00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:24,211
I know something is going on
behind my back.
296
00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:26,146
(chuckles)
297
00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:28,448
You two are not
doing your jobs.
298
00:14:28,449 --> 00:14:31,885
Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
299
00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:37,274
You're supposed to be my eyes,
my ears, my nose.
300
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:38,942
(both) ahchoo!
301
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:40,911
Thank you.
302
00:14:40,912 --> 00:14:43,914
If this school
is going to get back
on the winning track,
303
00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:46,483
We have to start cracking down
immediately...
304
00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:54,241
And I know
just where to begin.
305
00:14:57,245 --> 00:15:01,849
Ok, you take a note
to Mr. Mcgree,
306
00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:07,654
And I want you
to take the same note
to coach steroid.
307
00:15:07,655 --> 00:15:09,523
Tell them
to meet me immediately
308
00:15:09,524 --> 00:15:11,624
In the science lab.
309
00:16:21,546 --> 00:16:25,749
The most famous notes in all
of the musical literature.
310
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,718
Now...
(laughter)
311
00:16:30,438 --> 00:16:32,071
"earmail."
312
00:16:32,072 --> 00:16:34,240
Ha-ha-ha.
(class groans)
313
00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:37,577
Class, I have to go
to Miss Togar�s office.
314
00:16:37,578 --> 00:16:40,647
I'd like you
to look over the chapter
on Beethoven�s Fifth Symphony
315
00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:42,933
While I'm gone.
316
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:45,535
Oh, and, class,
as soon as I get back,
317
00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:48,504
There's going to be
a surprise quiz
on this material.
318
00:16:48,505 --> 00:16:50,874
(all) aww!
319
00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:03,586
Come on.
320
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:06,289
Nice work, Rambeau.
I knew you could do it.
321
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,608
Ok, now come on down.
322
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:11,411
I'm stuck.
323
00:17:11,412 --> 00:17:14,447
Nonsense.
There's nothing to it.
324
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:16,149
Just go hand over hand,
325
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:19,769
But above all,
do not slide.
326
00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,371
(squealing noise)
327
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:22,372
(all gasp)
328
00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:24,641
Kate,
are you all right?
329
00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:27,677
All right, girls, she's ok.
You're ok, Rambeau.
330
00:17:27,678 --> 00:17:29,613
Get up and walk it off.
331
00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:31,714
Come on.
Come on, girls.
332
00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:33,216
Let's move it.
Hey!
333
00:17:33,217 --> 00:17:35,985
You fat creep.
334
00:17:35,986 --> 00:17:38,588
Yes?
Note.
335
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:47,197
"darling Evelyn,
how I long for the feel
your luscious thighs--"
336
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:48,832
Oh, wrong note.
337
00:17:54,405 --> 00:17:58,208
All right, class...
338
00:17:58,209 --> 00:17:59,909
(blows whistle)
...Listen up.
339
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:02,579
Are you ok?
I'm going to be gone
for a few minutes.
340
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:05,181
While I'm away,
I want you to continue
341
00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:07,584
With your exercises
for the day.
342
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,586
(girls) aww!
Ah, none of that.
343
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:11,488
(%% piano)
let's have
a little enthusiasm.
344
00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:13,990
And a... (blows)
345
00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:18,195
...A-one and a-two
and a-jumping up and down.
346
00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:20,630
Come on, girls.
That's right.
347
00:18:20,631 --> 00:18:22,332
Peppy!
348
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,635
Keep that up
till I get back.
349
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:36,797
Well, you're probably wondering
why I called you here.
350
00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:37,848
Me.
I know, I know.
351
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:39,182
Me.
I know.
352
00:18:39,183 --> 00:18:40,467
I know, I know.
Me.
353
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,986
Go and monitor
the halls.
354
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,996
Since assuming office
this morning,
355
00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:55,332
I've noticed a number
of peculiar incidents
356
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,533
Among the members
of the student body,
357
00:18:57,534 --> 00:19:01,171
All having to do
with rock-'n'-roll music.
358
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:04,040
Miss Togar, I have
no particular love
for rock-'n'-roll,
359
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,710
But it doesn't seem to me
that listening to it
360
00:19:06,711 --> 00:19:08,678
Actually hurts
the students.
361
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:12,048
(laughs) but that's
where you're wrong,
Mr. Mcgree.
362
00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:14,150
Recently,
I have been doing a study
363
00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:17,320
Of mice subjected
to rock-'n'-roll music.
364
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,891
Here we have a picture
of this mouse,
365
00:19:21,892 --> 00:19:24,911
A typical member
of the genus rattus rodenti,
366
00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:28,064
As he appeared
before the start
of my investigation -
367
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,567
Clean, good-natured,
368
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:36,106
Content to scamper playfully
about his cage.
369
00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:41,778
This is a picture
of the same mouse...
370
00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:45,415
One week after the introduction
of rock-'n'-roll music.
371
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:46,866
I never dreamed.
372
00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:48,919
Oh, the results
were dramatic.
373
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,087
He lost all interest
374
00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:53,290
In keeping
his cage tidy.
375
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,757
How scientific.
376
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,043
He played
his electric guitar
far into the night,
377
00:19:57,044 --> 00:19:59,278
Keeping the other
test animals awake.
378
00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:00,580
He did?
379
00:20:00,581 --> 00:20:02,582
And he met
this female mouse,
380
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,084
And they have been sharing
a cage together
381
00:20:05,085 --> 00:20:06,753
Out of wedlock.
382
00:20:06,754 --> 00:20:08,972
That's fascinating,
Miss Togar.
383
00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:12,976
Yes, it is.
384
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:15,411
Is she crazy?
385
00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,030
She's a principal.
386
00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:19,032
Monitor the hall,
monitor the hall.
387
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,968
I am sick
of monitoring the hall.
388
00:20:21,969 --> 00:20:24,004
Yep.
389
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:27,374
Let's go monitor
the freshman.
Good idea.
390
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,508
Get him.
391
00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:30,343
All right,
up against the wall.
392
00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:32,012
Spread 'em.
393
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,781
All right, what the hell
do you think you're doing
out here?
394
00:20:34,782 --> 00:20:36,616
I was just getting
my books.
395
00:20:36,617 --> 00:20:39,585
Listen,
you have a hall pass?
Well, no.
396
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,588
(both) no hall pass?
Hit him, hit him.
397
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:46,126
Guys, I'm allergic to violence.
I break out in blood.
Hit him anyway.
398
00:20:46,127 --> 00:20:48,561
Calm down.
Let me see some id.
I haven't got all day.
399
00:20:48,562 --> 00:20:50,563
I need it
for the sock hop tonight.
400
00:20:50,564 --> 00:20:53,533
The sock hop.
Who'd dance with you?
401
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:57,137
All you have is a buck?
I'll have that.
402
00:20:57,138 --> 00:21:00,073
Is this you?
Well, I take
a bad picture.
403
00:21:00,074 --> 00:21:02,442
Tell me about it.
(both) ugh.
404
00:21:02,443 --> 00:21:06,046
Listen, I'm gonna give you
a demerit.
What's a demerit?
405
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:09,515
If you get enough of 'em,
you wind up in Miss Togar's
office.
406
00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:12,185
(both) %% demerit, demerit
well, what for?
407
00:21:12,186 --> 00:21:15,055
Because...
(both) ...You're ugly.
408
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,057
Hit him now.
Hit him. Hit him.
409
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,326
I have a great idea.
Let's go monitor
the girls' gym.
410
00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:20,827
All right.
Ok?
411
00:21:20,828 --> 00:21:23,063
(muffled speech)
412
00:21:25,099 --> 00:21:27,867
(%% piano)
413
00:21:33,641 --> 00:21:34,874
(turns music off)
what are you doing, Riff?
414
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,644
Gym class called
on account of boredom.
415
00:21:37,645 --> 00:21:39,712
Got some of my homework
instead.
416
00:21:39,713 --> 00:21:42,515
Homework?
Yeah, for Mr. Mcgree's
songwriting class.
417
00:21:42,516 --> 00:21:44,551
I've written a song
for the Ramones.
418
00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:47,019
(%% rock)
wait till you hear this.
419
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:49,021
(girls) whoo!
420
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:59,815
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
421
00:21:59,816 --> 00:22:02,685
%% well, I don't care
about history
422
00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:04,988
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
423
00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:08,024
%% 'cause that's not
where I wanna be
424
00:22:08,025 --> 00:22:10,360
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
425
00:22:10,361 --> 00:22:13,062
%% I just wanna have some kicks
426
00:22:13,063 --> 00:22:15,631
%% I just wanna
get some chicks
427
00:22:15,632 --> 00:22:18,618
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
428
00:22:18,619 --> 00:22:20,220
(girls) whoo!
429
00:22:20,221 --> 00:22:23,156
%% well, the girls out there
knock me out, you know
430
00:22:23,157 --> 00:22:25,308
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
431
00:22:25,309 --> 00:22:28,344
%% cruisin' around in my GTO
432
00:22:28,345 --> 00:22:30,647
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
433
00:22:30,648 --> 00:22:33,083
%% well, I don't like
the teachers and the principal
434
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:35,518
%% don't wanna be taught
to be no fool
435
00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:38,271
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
436
00:22:38,272 --> 00:22:41,675
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
437
00:22:43,711 --> 00:22:46,680
%% fun, fun,
rock 'n' roll high school...
438
00:22:46,681 --> 00:22:49,199
(both giggle)
439
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,501
%% fun, fun,
rock 'n' roll high school
440
00:22:51,502 --> 00:22:52,785
%% fun, fun
441
00:22:52,786 --> 00:22:54,086
%% oh, baby
442
00:22:54,087 --> 00:22:55,454
%% fun, fun
443
00:22:55,455 --> 00:22:56,723
%% oh, baby
444
00:22:56,724 --> 00:22:59,258
%% fun, fun,
fun, fun
445
00:22:59,259 --> 00:23:02,028
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
446
00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:04,864
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
447
00:23:04,865 --> 00:23:07,317
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school...
448
00:23:07,318 --> 00:23:11,487
Next I investigated reports
of loss of hearing
by individuals
449
00:23:11,488 --> 00:23:13,957
Due to the high decibel level
involved
450
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:17,293
In playing
rock-'n'-roll music.
451
00:23:17,294 --> 00:23:19,929
Put on these
ear protective devices,
452
00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:21,998
As I am going to -
Mr. Mcgree -
453
00:23:21,999 --> 00:23:24,267
Play a song by the Ramones
454
00:23:24,268 --> 00:23:26,870
At the decibel level
consistent with that used
455
00:23:26,871 --> 00:23:29,706
In your average concert.
456
00:23:29,707 --> 00:23:31,808
Your standard mouse
457
00:23:31,809 --> 00:23:33,810
And your standard speakers.
458
00:23:33,811 --> 00:23:35,712
Now, back, back.
459
00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:39,983
This is
the rock-o-meter.
Gee.
460
00:23:39,984 --> 00:23:45,105
It is used to measure
comparative rock-'n'-roll
intensity levels.
461
00:23:45,106 --> 00:23:47,941
Watch the mouse
while I turn it on.
462
00:23:47,942 --> 00:23:49,876
(%% "teenage lobotomy"by the Ramones)
463
00:23:49,877 --> 00:23:51,961
(squeaking)
464
00:23:51,962 --> 00:23:53,879
%% lobotomy
465
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,848
%% lobotomy
466
00:23:55,849 --> 00:23:57,367
%% lobotomy
467
00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:59,636
%% lobotomy
468
00:24:08,445 --> 00:24:10,729
%% DDT did a job on me
469
00:24:10,730 --> 00:24:13,633
%% now I am a real sickie
470
00:24:13,634 --> 00:24:16,235
%% I guess I'll have tobreak the news
471
00:24:16,236 --> 00:24:18,404
%% that I got no mind to lose
472
00:24:18,405 --> 00:24:21,741
%% all the girlsare in love with me-- %%
473
00:24:24,361 --> 00:24:25,578
Notice the loss of hearing.
474
00:24:25,579 --> 00:24:27,347
The gym!
Girls!
475
00:24:27,348 --> 00:24:29,182
Music!
Legs!
476
00:24:29,183 --> 00:24:30,250
Dancing!
Boobs!
477
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,417
Randell...
Sex...
478
00:24:31,418 --> 00:24:33,803
I think they're trying
to tell us something.
479
00:24:33,804 --> 00:24:35,104
Ok.
480
00:24:35,105 --> 00:24:38,608
(panting) come on,
come on, come on, come on.
481
00:24:40,878 --> 00:24:44,047
%% well, I don't care
about history
482
00:24:44,048 --> 00:24:45,748
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
483
00:24:45,749 --> 00:24:49,151
%% 'cause that's not
where I wanna be
484
00:24:49,152 --> 00:24:51,454
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
485
00:24:51,455 --> 00:24:54,023
%% I just wanna have some kicks
486
00:24:54,024 --> 00:24:56,092
%% I just wanna
get some chicks
487
00:24:56,093 --> 00:24:58,728
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
488
00:24:58,729 --> 00:25:01,931
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
489
00:25:05,002 --> 00:25:07,620
%% fun, fun
%% rock 'n' roll
high school
490
00:25:07,621 --> 00:25:10,222
%% fun, fun
%% rock 'n' roll
high school
491
00:25:10,223 --> 00:25:12,842
%% fun, fun
%% rock 'n' roll
high school
492
00:25:12,843 --> 00:25:15,411
%% fun, fun
%% oh, baby
493
00:25:15,412 --> 00:25:17,680
%% fun, fun
%% oh, baby
494
00:25:17,681 --> 00:25:20,349
%% fun, fun
%% fun, fun
495
00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:22,919
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
496
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,454
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
497
00:25:25,455 --> 00:25:28,091
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
498
00:25:28,092 --> 00:25:33,963
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school %%
499
00:25:33,964 --> 00:25:35,514
(%% piano) (Kate) ...3, 4.
500
00:25:35,515 --> 00:25:38,017
(Riff) 1, 2...
3, 4.
501
00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:40,286
1, 2...
3, 4.
502
00:25:40,287 --> 00:25:42,922
1, 2...
3, 4.
503
00:25:42,923 --> 00:25:45,124
1, 2...
3, 4.
504
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,125
1, 2...
505
00:25:46,126 --> 00:25:47,694
3, 4.
506
00:25:47,695 --> 00:25:49,829
1, 2...
3, 4.
507
00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:51,998
1, 2...
3, 4.
508
00:25:51,999 --> 00:25:54,600
1, 2...
3, 4.
509
00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:57,170
1, 2...
3, 4.
510
00:25:57,171 --> 00:25:59,271
1, 2...
3, 4.
511
00:25:59,272 --> 00:26:01,307
1, 2...
3, 4.
512
00:26:01,308 --> 00:26:03,475
1, 2...
3, 4.
513
00:26:03,476 --> 00:26:06,212
1, 2...
3, 4.
514
00:26:06,213 --> 00:26:08,014
1, 2...
3, 4.
515
00:26:08,015 --> 00:26:09,281
1, 2...
516
00:26:09,282 --> 00:26:10,917
They're dancing.
517
00:26:10,918 --> 00:26:13,485
Oh, no, Miss Togar,
it's calisthenics.
518
00:26:13,486 --> 00:26:15,755
Where are their books?
519
00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:18,524
This is a gym class.
520
00:26:18,525 --> 00:26:21,894
They're exercising
their bodies.
521
00:26:21,895 --> 00:26:23,529
1, 2...
522
00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:27,534
What these girls need
is to exercise their minds.
523
00:26:27,535 --> 00:26:29,769
1, 2...
3, 4.
524
00:26:29,770 --> 00:26:30,970
1, 2...
525
00:26:30,971 --> 00:26:33,706
I told you -
she's crazy.
526
00:26:33,707 --> 00:26:34,707
...3, 4.
527
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:36,042
(blows whistle)
528
00:26:36,043 --> 00:26:38,545
All right, girls,
hit the showers!
529
00:26:38,546 --> 00:26:40,547
1, 2...
3, 4.
530
00:26:40,548 --> 00:26:43,282
1, 2...
(blows)
531
00:26:43,283 --> 00:26:45,585
1, 2...
3, 4.
532
00:26:45,586 --> 00:26:47,153
1, 2...
3, 4.
533
00:26:47,154 --> 00:26:49,188
All right, girls.
Come on, let's go.
534
00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:51,591
(all) whoo!
(blowing weakly)
535
00:27:04,004 --> 00:27:09,709
Uh, Cheryl, do you think
Tom Roberts is cute?
536
00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:12,011
Yeah,
but he's such a dork.
537
00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:14,980
No, he's not.
I think he's a fox.
538
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,382
A fox?
539
00:27:16,383 --> 00:27:20,052
Tom Roberts is so boring,
his brother is an only child.
540
00:27:20,053 --> 00:27:22,555
He's not half as hot
as Joey Ramone.
541
00:27:22,556 --> 00:27:23,889
Who's Joey Ramone?
542
00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:25,991
Where have you been -
Mars?
543
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,927
Earth calling Kate.
544
00:27:27,928 --> 00:27:31,197
He just happens
to be the lead singer
of the Ramones.
545
00:27:31,198 --> 00:27:34,200
I wish we could
see them this Thursday
at their concert.
546
00:27:34,201 --> 00:27:35,702
So what's stopping you?
547
00:27:35,703 --> 00:27:38,538
We can't cut classes
to stand in line
for tickets.
548
00:27:38,539 --> 00:27:40,540
That's right.
Oh, please.
549
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:43,042
Ten years from now,
no one will care
550
00:27:43,043 --> 00:27:46,145
If you've ever been
to high school, much less
skipped a few classes.
551
00:27:46,146 --> 00:27:48,981
You all act
as if everything's
so important around here.
552
00:27:48,982 --> 00:27:51,317
Just because Togar
is stuck in the '50s
553
00:27:51,318 --> 00:27:53,886
Doesn't mean
there isn't life
after high school.
554
00:27:53,887 --> 00:27:56,356
I've got my own future
to think about.
555
00:27:56,357 --> 00:27:58,391
I know I can write
for the Ramones.
556
00:27:58,392 --> 00:28:01,193
All I've gotta do
is get my songs to them.
557
00:28:01,194 --> 00:28:03,262
They won't be in town
for another year,
558
00:28:03,263 --> 00:28:05,264
So I've got to
see them now.
559
00:28:05,265 --> 00:28:07,266
Hey, we wanna go
as much as you,
560
00:28:07,267 --> 00:28:09,268
But we can't all
cut classes.
561
00:28:09,269 --> 00:28:11,270
Well, I guess
it's up to me, then,
562
00:28:11,271 --> 00:28:13,272
But you'll have to
cover for me, Kate.
563
00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:15,808
I'm gonna take
a three-day leave
from Camp Lombardi
564
00:28:15,809 --> 00:28:17,243
And be first in line.
565
00:28:17,244 --> 00:28:20,079
If anyone wants to join me
at front-row center,
566
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,914
Why, you just let me know.
567
00:28:21,915 --> 00:28:23,215
(girl) ok.
(girl #2) yeah.
568
00:28:23,216 --> 00:28:24,950
All right!
569
00:28:24,951 --> 00:28:27,704
(%% "school days"by chuck berry)
570
00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:43,952
%% drop the coinright into the slot
571
00:28:43,953 --> 00:28:47,556
%% you've gotta hear somethingthat's really hot
572
00:28:47,557 --> 00:28:51,394
%% with the one you love,you're makin' romance
573
00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:55,030
%% all day longyou been wantin' to dance
574
00:28:55,031 --> 00:28:58,734
%% feelin' the musicfrom head to toe
575
00:28:58,735 --> 00:29:01,320
%% round and roundand round you go
576
00:29:02,706 --> 00:29:05,141
%% hail, hail,rock 'n' roll
577
00:29:06,543 --> 00:29:08,444
%% deliver mefrom the days of old
578
00:29:10,163 --> 00:29:13,616
%% long live rock 'n' roll
579
00:29:13,617 --> 00:29:17,070
%% the beat of the drumis loud and bold
580
00:29:17,071 --> 00:29:19,656
%% rock, rock, rock 'n' roll
581
00:29:21,075 --> 00:29:23,442
%% the feelin' is there,body and soul %%
582
00:30:00,196 --> 00:30:02,331
(buzzes)
583
00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:04,567
(yawns)
584
00:30:04,568 --> 00:30:07,436
(%% "c'mon let's go"by the Paley Brothers)(man imitating war chant)
585
00:30:07,437 --> 00:30:10,239
%% come on,we'll always be together...
586
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,475
Hey, keep away
with that thing.
I don't want any.
587
00:30:13,476 --> 00:30:14,944
Scalper.
588
00:30:14,945 --> 00:30:18,281
%% come on, come on,little darlin'
589
00:30:18,282 --> 00:30:20,766
%% come on, come on,little darlin'
590
00:30:20,767 --> 00:30:23,535
%% come on, come on,little darlin'
591
00:30:23,536 --> 00:30:26,105
%% and again and againand again
592
00:30:26,106 --> 00:30:27,940
%% and again and again %%
593
00:30:28,908 --> 00:30:30,576
(Miss Togar over pa) Miss Kissel,
594
00:30:30,577 --> 00:30:33,346
Please reportto the principal's office.
595
00:30:33,347 --> 00:30:36,014
All your classeshave been canceled.
596
00:30:36,015 --> 00:30:38,250
(boy) a girl!
(boy #2) everyone, hide!
597
00:30:38,251 --> 00:30:40,953
Don't forget the sock hopthis evening.
598
00:30:40,954 --> 00:30:44,123
Tonight's guest speakerwill be Dr. Schulz.
599
00:30:44,124 --> 00:30:45,758
(typewriter clacking)
600
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:47,660
Ooh.
601
00:30:50,464 --> 00:30:53,466
Red alert.
(bell clanging/electronic siren wailing)
602
00:30:53,467 --> 00:30:55,934
(knocks)
603
00:30:55,935 --> 00:30:58,371
(Eaglebauer) who is it?
Kate Rambeau.
604
00:30:58,372 --> 00:30:59,472
Kate, yeah.
Come on in.
605
00:30:59,473 --> 00:31:01,574
Hello, Mr. Eaglebauer.
606
00:31:01,575 --> 00:31:03,576
How are you doing?
Great, thank you.
607
00:31:03,577 --> 00:31:06,045
Please, sit down,
sit down.
608
00:31:06,046 --> 00:31:09,348
What can I do
for you, Kate?
609
00:31:09,349 --> 00:31:11,417
Well, I wanna go out
on a date.
610
00:31:11,418 --> 00:31:15,387
Say no more.
Eaglebauer enterprises
has a man for you.
611
00:31:15,388 --> 00:31:19,642
Tell me, have you had
much experience with boys?
612
00:31:19,643 --> 00:31:24,163
Well... Once I played nurse
with a boy next door
613
00:31:24,164 --> 00:31:27,216
And got sued
for malpractice.
614
00:31:28,685 --> 00:31:31,670
I wish part of Riff
would rub off on me.
615
00:31:31,671 --> 00:31:34,489
Everything's so easy for her.
616
00:31:34,490 --> 00:31:37,460
Did you have
any one particular person
in mind?
617
00:31:37,461 --> 00:31:40,596
Well, I was kind of hoping
618
00:31:40,597 --> 00:31:43,199
That you might fix me up
with...
619
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,217
With Tom Roberts.
620
00:31:45,218 --> 00:31:48,554
Tom Roberts?
Yeah.
621
00:31:48,555 --> 00:31:50,739
I love him.
He's a great guy.
I love him.
622
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,591
Well, can you do it?
623
00:31:52,592 --> 00:31:54,142
This will never work.
624
00:31:54,143 --> 00:31:57,379
Tom will never like me.
I don't know who I'm kidding.
625
00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:59,381
What possible reason
could there be
626
00:31:59,382 --> 00:32:01,851
To put myself
through all this?
627
00:32:01,852 --> 00:32:03,853
Sex.
628
00:32:03,854 --> 00:32:06,388
I must admit,
as far as reasons go,
629
00:32:06,389 --> 00:32:08,423
It must be one of the best.
630
00:32:08,424 --> 00:32:10,960
Kate, I've known Tom
ever since he was a freshman,
631
00:32:10,961 --> 00:32:12,929
When I sold him
his first touchdown.
632
00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,832
Believe me, you're just
the type of girl he goes for.
633
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:20,369
(%% "did we meetsomewhere before?")
634
00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:26,342
Tom, my man.
635
00:32:26,343 --> 00:32:29,545
How's my would-be Romeo?
Eaglebauer, what are we
doing up here?
636
00:32:29,546 --> 00:32:31,680
I thought we were gonna
start training today.
637
00:32:31,681 --> 00:32:33,766
This is the perfect spot
for it.
638
00:32:33,767 --> 00:32:36,201
Most romantic setting
in the city.
639
00:32:36,202 --> 00:32:40,356
Just you, the skyline
and your training partner.
640
00:32:40,357 --> 00:32:43,559
Training partner?
641
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,261
Hi, Tom.
642
00:32:45,262 --> 00:32:48,380
I was kind of expecting
Riff Randell.
643
00:32:48,381 --> 00:32:51,400
Eaglebauer, I don't know
whether I can go through
with this.
644
00:32:51,401 --> 00:32:53,502
Couldn't I just practice
with myself?
645
00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:56,421
You done too much of that
already.
Yeah.
646
00:32:56,422 --> 00:33:00,359
Now, for the next three days,
647
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,063
You two are gonna have
nothing but fun.
648
00:33:04,064 --> 00:33:07,633
Now, the first lesson -
necking.
649
00:33:07,634 --> 00:33:12,271
The place - lovers' Lane.
650
00:33:14,074 --> 00:33:16,709
(turns on tape deck/crickets chirping)
651
00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:18,160
The reason -
652
00:33:18,161 --> 00:33:19,745
Well, you're young.
653
00:33:23,316 --> 00:33:26,585
Now, what's the first thing
you guys do?
654
00:33:28,488 --> 00:33:30,623
Aw, no, no, no, no.
655
00:33:36,163 --> 00:33:39,798
(yawns)
656
00:33:51,344 --> 00:33:53,879
(yawns)
657
00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:31,867
Now, this next step
can either make or break
a successful date.
658
00:34:31,868 --> 00:34:34,186
One-handed approach
to strap unfastening
659
00:34:34,187 --> 00:34:36,621
Is a basic skill
that must be mastered.
660
00:34:36,622 --> 00:34:39,725
Now watch closely
as I demonstrate.
661
00:34:39,726 --> 00:34:43,412
There's the hook.
662
00:34:43,413 --> 00:34:46,515
The snap.
663
00:34:46,516 --> 00:34:48,917
There is the double hook.
664
00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:51,220
There is
the dreaded minihooks.
665
00:34:53,356 --> 00:34:56,575
And, if you play
your cards right,
666
00:34:56,576 --> 00:34:58,461
The easy-open frontal assault.
667
00:35:22,369 --> 00:35:26,454
Isn't it sad when a family
has to suffer so much?
668
00:35:26,455 --> 00:35:28,523
Isn't it.
669
00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:34,396
(buzzes)
670
00:35:39,369 --> 00:35:42,104
Good morning, Joey.
671
00:35:46,042 --> 00:35:48,377
Excuse me,
but I think it's obvious
672
00:35:48,378 --> 00:35:50,379
I'm first in line.
673
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:51,747
Not anymore.
674
00:35:51,748 --> 00:35:54,983
Hey, look,
I been waiting here
for two days.
675
00:35:54,984 --> 00:35:56,252
I'm first in line.
676
00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:59,054
So you wanna be
ahead of me, huh?
677
00:35:59,055 --> 00:36:01,373
I don't wanna be. I am.
678
00:36:01,374 --> 00:36:04,210
Apparently you don't know
who I am.
No.
679
00:36:04,211 --> 00:36:06,045
I'm Angel.
680
00:36:06,963 --> 00:36:11,650
Angel dust, the Ramones'
number one fan?
681
00:36:11,651 --> 00:36:14,854
I followed 'em
on every stop of their tour
from Cleveland to Pittsburgh
682
00:36:14,855 --> 00:36:18,506
To Tucson to Charlotte...
Ohh, you're a groupie.
683
00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:21,509
Yeah, well, I happen
to be a songwriter--
684
00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:22,544
Honey, you're not
a songwriter,
685
00:36:22,545 --> 00:36:24,546
You're a cheerleader.
686
00:36:24,547 --> 00:36:27,232
I am first in line.
I'm first in line.
687
00:36:27,233 --> 00:36:30,336
I'm first in line.
Hey, what do you think
I am - filth?
688
00:36:30,337 --> 00:36:33,405
You think I'm just spit
on the sidewalk for you
to walk on,
689
00:36:33,406 --> 00:36:35,207
Scum under your feet?
690
00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:38,176
I don't know what you are,
but I am first in line.
691
00:36:38,177 --> 00:36:39,678
I am first in line.
I am first in line.
692
00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:42,731
I'm first in line,
and if you don't like it,
693
00:36:42,732 --> 00:36:47,019
You can put it
where the monkey puts the nuts.
694
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:49,204
(mouths/writing)
695
00:36:49,205 --> 00:36:53,275
By the way,
who do you like?
696
00:36:53,276 --> 00:36:55,377
Oh, I think Joey's
kinda cute.
697
00:36:55,378 --> 00:36:58,347
(%% "I just wanna have somethingto do" by the Ramones)
698
00:37:02,319 --> 00:37:06,155
%% hangin' out
on second avenue
699
00:37:06,156 --> 00:37:08,890
%% eatin' chicken vindaloo
700
00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:12,494
%% I just want to be with you
701
00:37:12,495 --> 00:37:16,981
%% I just wanna have something
to do tonight
702
00:37:16,982 --> 00:37:20,686
%% tonight, tonight
703
00:37:20,687 --> 00:37:22,721
(man) hey,
it's the Ramonemobile!
704
00:37:22,722 --> 00:37:25,574
%% tonight, tonight
705
00:37:25,575 --> 00:37:29,095
%% well, all right
(screaming)
706
00:37:29,096 --> 00:37:31,013
%% tonight
707
00:37:31,014 --> 00:37:33,315
%% tonight
708
00:37:33,316 --> 00:37:36,218
%% tonight
709
00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:38,387
%% tonight
come on! Come on!
710
00:37:38,388 --> 00:37:39,754
%% tonight
711
00:37:39,755 --> 00:37:41,490
%% tonight
712
00:37:41,491 --> 00:37:43,425
%% wait
713
00:37:43,426 --> 00:37:45,260
%% now
714
00:37:45,261 --> 00:37:47,262
%% wait
715
00:37:47,263 --> 00:37:49,898
%% now...
I love you!
It's me!
716
00:37:49,899 --> 00:37:51,082
%% ...Myself
717
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:54,486
%% I don't wanna be
with anybody else
718
00:37:54,487 --> 00:37:57,389
%% I just want to be with you
719
00:37:57,390 --> 00:38:02,994
%% I just wanna have something
to do tonight
720
00:38:02,995 --> 00:38:04,797
%% tonight
721
00:38:04,798 --> 00:38:06,248
%% tonight
722
00:38:07,951 --> 00:38:09,718
%% tonight
723
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,453
%% tonight
724
00:38:11,454 --> 00:38:13,738
%% well, all right
(man) all right!
725
00:38:13,739 --> 00:38:16,408
%% tonight
726
00:38:16,409 --> 00:38:18,577
%% tonight
727
00:38:18,578 --> 00:38:21,012
%% tonight
728
00:38:21,013 --> 00:38:22,113
(man) all night!
All night!
729
00:38:22,114 --> 00:38:23,715
%% tonight
730
00:38:23,716 --> 00:38:25,684
%% tonight
731
00:38:25,685 --> 00:38:27,753
%% tonight
732
00:38:27,754 --> 00:38:29,387
%% wait
733
00:38:29,388 --> 00:38:30,955
%% now
734
00:38:30,956 --> 00:38:32,957
%% wait
735
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:34,225
%% now
736
00:38:34,226 --> 00:38:36,561
%% wait
737
00:38:36,562 --> 00:38:37,863
%% now
738
00:38:37,864 --> 00:38:39,832
%% wait
739
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:41,099
%% now
740
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,935
%% hangin' out all by myself
741
00:38:43,936 --> 00:38:47,373
%% I don't wanna be
with anybody else
742
00:38:47,374 --> 00:38:50,309
%% I just want to be with you
743
00:38:50,310 --> 00:38:55,898
%% I just wanna have something
to do tonight
744
00:38:55,899 --> 00:38:57,132
%% tonight
745
00:38:57,133 --> 00:39:00,418
%% tonight...
746
00:39:00,419 --> 00:39:03,022
Joey! Cut it out.
747
00:39:03,023 --> 00:39:04,540
%% tonight
748
00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,107
%% well, all right...
749
00:39:06,108 --> 00:39:10,746
Joey! Joey!
Here's songs!
750
00:39:10,747 --> 00:39:12,815
%% ...Night, tonight
751
00:39:15,017 --> 00:39:17,285
%% tonight
752
00:39:17,286 --> 00:39:18,754
%% tonight
753
00:39:18,755 --> 00:39:22,324
%% tonight
754
00:39:22,325 --> 00:39:24,125
%% tonight
755
00:39:24,126 --> 00:39:25,727
%% tonight
756
00:39:25,728 --> 00:39:27,061
%% tonight
757
00:39:29,232 --> 00:39:31,100
%% tonight
758
00:39:31,101 --> 00:39:33,134
%% tonight
759
00:39:33,135 --> 00:39:34,670
%% tonight %%
760
00:39:34,671 --> 00:39:37,005
(cheering)
761
00:39:38,975 --> 00:39:41,477
I love you.
I love you.
762
00:39:41,478 --> 00:39:43,479
Angel, baby,
good to see ya.
763
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,481
I got a little surprise
for you.
764
00:39:45,482 --> 00:39:47,816
The boys would love
to see ya. Come on.
This way.
765
00:39:47,817 --> 00:39:49,818
Yeah, this way.
Come on, let's go.
766
00:39:49,819 --> 00:39:52,387
Goodbye, cheerleader.
767
00:39:52,388 --> 00:39:54,490
(man) Ramones forever!
768
00:39:54,491 --> 00:39:56,625
Quit shoving, you guys.
Come on.
769
00:39:56,626 --> 00:39:59,260
(man #2) stop cutting
in line!
770
00:40:19,448 --> 00:40:21,399
Well, you know
what they say.
771
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,219
These things always happen
in threes.
772
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:27,439
Oh, really?
773
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,976
I want 100 of your best
Ramone tickets, please.
774
00:40:30,977 --> 00:40:32,711
$1,000.
775
00:40:34,414 --> 00:40:40,168
(%% "you're the best"by the Paley brothers)
776
00:40:40,169 --> 00:40:42,437
Here they are -
the Ramones tickets.
777
00:40:42,438 --> 00:40:45,073
There's many more of them.
You'll get one.
778
00:40:45,074 --> 00:40:46,074
There you go.
779
00:40:46,075 --> 00:40:49,261
All right,
I know you want one, too.
780
00:40:49,262 --> 00:40:50,979
What's all
this commotion?
781
00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:53,882
There you go.
Excuse me.
What's going on here?
782
00:40:53,883 --> 00:40:56,384
Here you go.
I'm giving out tickets
to the concert.
783
00:40:56,385 --> 00:40:57,820
The concert?
Yeah.
784
00:40:57,821 --> 00:41:00,655
I had no idea the students
were so interested in music.
785
00:41:00,656 --> 00:41:02,324
Wanna go?
Complimentary ticket?
786
00:41:02,325 --> 00:41:04,326
Why, thank you.
I love concerts.
787
00:41:04,327 --> 00:41:06,494
But, uh, who are
the "Ramoneys"?
(freshman wheezing)
788
00:41:06,495 --> 00:41:07,863
The Ramones.
789
00:41:07,864 --> 00:41:10,966
They're the best group
in the world...
...Oxygen.
790
00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:17,806
So, three members
of your family are dead?
791
00:41:17,807 --> 00:41:20,525
Oh, we know for a fact
that you are lying.
792
00:41:20,526 --> 00:41:22,711
Go and show her the proof.
793
00:41:22,712 --> 00:41:27,049
What do you have
to say for yourself?
794
00:41:27,050 --> 00:41:29,300
Hey, got better.
Got better nothing.
795
00:41:30,903 --> 00:41:33,171
I suppose that her parents
are still alive, too.
796
00:41:33,172 --> 00:41:36,975
Should I check on it,
ma'am?
No talking.
797
00:41:36,976 --> 00:41:41,780
Kate, I am really surprised
at you.
798
00:41:41,781 --> 00:41:45,233
I thought
you would serve as a model
for the rest of the school,
799
00:41:45,234 --> 00:41:47,819
Not as an accomplice
to delinquency.
800
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:49,721
Well, she's my friend.
801
00:41:49,722 --> 00:41:53,508
A friend that will lead you
down the road to expulsion.
802
00:41:53,509 --> 00:41:55,977
I'm a teenage lobotomy.
803
00:41:55,978 --> 00:41:58,947
I have made a full report.
804
00:42:02,985 --> 00:42:07,105
Oh, Mr. Monitor, sir,
it's the breathing.
It's the...
805
00:42:07,106 --> 00:42:09,774
"you two girls
have done nothing but defy me,
806
00:42:09,775 --> 00:42:14,696
You have turned
the entire student body
against me..."
807
00:42:14,697 --> 00:42:17,533
(gasps)
Miss Randell, just what is
your problem?
808
00:42:18,668 --> 00:42:19,802
(gulps)
809
00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:22,754
All right, who else has tickets
to this concert?
810
00:42:22,755 --> 00:42:24,690
Uh, just us.
811
00:42:24,691 --> 00:42:27,375
We're the only ones.
812
00:42:27,376 --> 00:42:30,612
Miss Togar, perhaps we're
taking this a bit too far.
813
00:42:30,613 --> 00:42:33,815
After all, the concert is on
their own time, and it's--
814
00:42:33,816 --> 00:42:36,852
Nonsense! They should
be made an example
for the whole school.
815
00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:40,222
All right,
give me your tickets.
I will give them to Charity.
816
00:42:40,223 --> 00:42:42,057
No way!
Very well.
817
00:42:42,058 --> 00:42:45,877
I'll have my hall monitors
take them from you.
818
00:42:45,878 --> 00:42:48,413
(both) body search!
819
00:42:51,316 --> 00:42:53,084
Hey, Riff,
thank you.
820
00:42:53,085 --> 00:42:55,420
Thanks for the tickets,
Riff.
821
00:43:03,195 --> 00:43:05,864
Hey, Riff,
thanks for the ticket.
822
00:43:05,865 --> 00:43:08,367
Yeah, we couldn't
have gone without you,
823
00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:10,369
And everybody's
gonna be there.
824
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:12,371
Yeah, we'll see you
there. Goodbye.
825
00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:14,239
Thanks.
Have a good time.
826
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,840
We won't.
827
00:43:17,543 --> 00:43:20,412
%% yeah, rock, rock, rock %%
828
00:43:20,413 --> 00:43:23,181
(mumbles/sighs)
829
00:43:24,701 --> 00:43:27,735
Can't go to the concert...
830
00:43:27,736 --> 00:43:30,355
Oh, great...
831
00:43:30,356 --> 00:43:32,357
Great day.
832
00:44:01,170 --> 00:44:03,788
(%% "I want you aroundby the Ramones")
833
00:44:09,228 --> 00:44:12,914
%% I want you around
834
00:44:12,915 --> 00:44:17,469
%% I want you around
835
00:44:17,470 --> 00:44:21,023
%% they're tellin' us
836
00:44:21,024 --> 00:44:25,127
%% they're gonna
make a fuss
837
00:44:25,128 --> 00:44:29,464
%% about the two of us
838
00:44:29,465 --> 00:44:32,935
%% I want you around
839
00:44:32,936 --> 00:44:37,305
%% I want you around
840
00:44:37,306 --> 00:44:40,976
%% I know what
you're thinkin' about
841
00:44:40,977 --> 00:44:45,080
%% that you
have some doubts
842
00:44:45,081 --> 00:44:47,549
%% I know
what you're thinkin''
843
00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:54,973
%% when ya find out
I want you around
844
00:44:57,009 --> 00:45:01,279
%% you know if it comes true
845
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,866
%% I'll be so good to you
846
00:45:04,867 --> 00:45:08,720
%% I'll never treat you cruel
847
00:45:08,721 --> 00:45:12,006
%% as long as
I've got you around
848
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:17,996
%% I want you around
849
00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:21,582
%% I want you around
850
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:25,520
%% you heard
that I'm no good
851
00:45:25,521 --> 00:45:29,574
%% yeah, yeah, I'm no good
852
00:45:29,575 --> 00:45:33,378
%% but I'll treat you
like I should
853
00:45:33,379 --> 00:45:37,215
%% I want you around
854
00:45:37,216 --> 00:45:40,752
%% I want you around
855
00:46:01,874 --> 00:46:05,844
%% you know if it comes true
856
00:46:05,845 --> 00:46:09,981
%% I'll be so good to you
857
00:46:09,982 --> 00:46:13,284
%% I'll never treat you cruel
858
00:46:13,285 --> 00:46:17,188
%% as long as I've got you
around
859
00:46:18,508 --> 00:46:22,377
%% I want you around
860
00:46:22,378 --> 00:46:26,080
%% I want you around
861
00:46:26,081 --> 00:46:30,251
%% they're tellin' us
862
00:46:30,252 --> 00:46:34,622
%% they're gonna make a fuss
863
00:46:34,623 --> 00:46:38,025
%% about the two of us
864
00:46:38,026 --> 00:46:41,947
%% I want you around
865
00:46:41,948 --> 00:46:46,901
%% I want you around
866
00:46:46,902 --> 00:46:49,738
%% I want you around
867
00:46:49,739 --> 00:46:54,242
%% I want you around %%
868
00:46:56,278 --> 00:46:58,947
(sighs)
869
00:47:23,171 --> 00:47:26,140
It may have taken me
two million lawns to mow,
870
00:47:26,141 --> 00:47:28,209
But it was worth it.
871
00:47:28,210 --> 00:47:29,577
(knocks)
872
00:47:32,014 --> 00:47:33,782
Hoo-hoo-hoo.
873
00:47:33,783 --> 00:47:35,850
Look at all this stuff!
874
00:47:35,851 --> 00:47:39,955
Color TV, stereo,
wet bar, waterbed!
875
00:47:39,956 --> 00:47:42,624
I'll tell ya,
I never knew gettin' laid
was so expensive.
876
00:47:42,625 --> 00:47:45,460
Ok, I hope I can remember
everything you taught me,
though.
877
00:47:45,461 --> 00:47:46,962
Tom, you're nervous.
878
00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:50,364
Here, have a drink.
It'll calm you down.
879
00:47:50,365 --> 00:47:51,833
Thanks.
880
00:47:51,834 --> 00:47:54,436
Hey, and whatever you do,
don't worry.
881
00:47:54,437 --> 00:47:56,938
Since Riff lost her tickets
to the concert,
882
00:47:56,939 --> 00:47:58,923
You can move right in.
883
00:47:58,924 --> 00:48:00,825
She'll be a pushover.
884
00:48:00,826 --> 00:48:04,162
Besides, look how far
you've come in three days.
885
00:48:04,163 --> 00:48:07,165
Yeah, but the question is
how far will she go tonight?
886
00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:12,503
"if the unknown is 'y'
and the binomial is 'x,'
887
00:48:12,504 --> 00:48:16,992
What is the function
of the equation 'z'?"
888
00:48:18,711 --> 00:48:20,462
Riff.
889
00:48:20,463 --> 00:48:22,547
Riff.
890
00:48:22,548 --> 00:48:25,083
Riff!
Huh? Uh...
891
00:48:25,084 --> 00:48:27,052
Oh, uh, the, uh,
892
00:48:27,053 --> 00:48:30,789
The, uh, major export
of Ecuador is kapok.
893
00:48:30,790 --> 00:48:34,158
Very good, but that's geography,
and this is calculus.
894
00:48:34,159 --> 00:48:35,326
Ooh, sorry.
895
00:48:35,327 --> 00:48:37,962
Look at your math book.
It looks brand new.
896
00:48:37,963 --> 00:48:40,081
I bet you've never
even opened it.
897
00:48:40,082 --> 00:48:43,184
I only use it
on special equations.
898
00:48:43,185 --> 00:48:44,552
(giggles)
899
00:48:44,553 --> 00:48:47,622
Oh, I don't feel like
studying tonight.
900
00:48:47,623 --> 00:48:49,874
Yeah, I've gotta
get home, anyway.
901
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,544
I'm expecting Tom
to call me tonight.
902
00:48:52,545 --> 00:48:54,813
You really like him,
don't you?
903
00:48:54,814 --> 00:48:57,549
Mm-hmm. I've been seeing
a lot of him lately.
904
00:48:57,550 --> 00:48:58,817
You have?
Mm-hmm.
905
00:48:58,818 --> 00:49:00,819
Eaglebauer says we were made
for one another.
906
00:49:00,820 --> 00:49:02,086
Oh, he did?
907
00:49:02,087 --> 00:49:05,122
I think tonight
could be pretty special.
908
00:49:05,123 --> 00:49:07,926
(phone rings)
909
00:49:07,927 --> 00:49:09,060
Hello.
910
00:49:09,061 --> 00:49:10,261
She's on the line.
911
00:49:10,262 --> 00:49:12,096
Great. Just remember
what I told you.
912
00:49:12,097 --> 00:49:15,967
Yeah. Hello. Hello, Riff?
913
00:49:15,968 --> 00:49:18,736
Hi. It's Tom.
914
00:49:18,737 --> 00:49:22,090
Tom?
Yeah, Tom Roberts.Football player?
915
00:49:22,091 --> 00:49:23,241
No.
916
00:49:23,242 --> 00:49:25,376
I talk about
the weather a lot.
917
00:49:25,377 --> 00:49:29,430
Oh, yeah. Hey, Kate,
it's Tom Roberts on the phone.
918
00:49:29,431 --> 00:49:31,566
Tom? Why would he
call me here?
919
00:49:31,567 --> 00:49:33,068
So how's it been?
920
00:49:33,069 --> 00:49:34,519
Oh.
921
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,320
Little dry lately.
922
00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:40,024
Yeah,
but I hear it's raining
cats and dogs in Idaho.
923
00:49:40,025 --> 00:49:44,728
Yes. Yes! Oh, man,
it's goin' great.
924
00:49:44,729 --> 00:49:46,764
Great. (mutters)
925
00:49:46,765 --> 00:49:49,934
Listen, I'm just lying here
in my new van,
926
00:49:49,935 --> 00:49:52,120
On my beautiful waterbed,
927
00:49:52,121 --> 00:49:54,856
Listening to the Ramones'
brand-new album
928
00:49:54,857 --> 00:49:57,658
On this fantastically
expensive stereo
929
00:49:57,659 --> 00:50:01,763
Wondering if you'd like to maybe
go out tonight and get drunk?
930
00:50:01,764 --> 00:50:03,598
All right.
931
00:50:03,599 --> 00:50:06,317
Listen, I really wish
you'd reconsider-- what?
932
00:50:06,318 --> 00:50:08,519
Sure, I'll go out
with you tonight.
933
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,189
You can't do that.
He's mine.
934
00:50:11,190 --> 00:50:12,440
You will?
935
00:50:12,441 --> 00:50:15,377
Just find a datefor Kate, ok?
936
00:50:15,378 --> 00:50:20,815
Great, I will. Listen,
I'll pick you both up
in about an hour.
937
00:50:20,816 --> 00:50:22,517
We got it!
938
00:50:22,518 --> 00:50:24,685
Riff, how can you
go out with him?
939
00:50:24,686 --> 00:50:28,256
I never thought about Tom
until you mentioned him.
940
00:50:28,257 --> 00:50:29,757
What?!
941
00:50:29,758 --> 00:50:31,859
It'd be a change for me,
don't you think?
942
00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:35,964
I never went in much
for the jock type.
Oh, cut it out.
943
00:50:35,965 --> 00:50:38,833
What about me?
What about tonight?
944
00:50:38,834 --> 00:50:41,886
Don't worry. You'll
be in the back seat
with Eaglebauer.
945
00:50:41,887 --> 00:50:44,806
He's lots of fun.
(gags)
946
00:50:44,807 --> 00:50:47,242
I don't wanna have fun.
I wanna be with Tom.
947
00:50:47,243 --> 00:50:51,412
(chuckles) hey,
I'm only kidding, Kate.
948
00:50:51,413 --> 00:50:55,783
I wouldn't do that
to you, huh?
949
00:50:55,784 --> 00:50:57,785
I'll take care of Eaglebauer.
950
00:50:57,786 --> 00:51:00,622
You can have Tom
all to yourself.
951
00:51:00,623 --> 00:51:03,158
Hmm?
Shouldn't kid like that,
Riff.
952
00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:05,160
(mocks) shouldn't
kid like that.
953
00:51:05,161 --> 00:51:07,928
You know how hot I am
for him.
Hot?
954
00:51:07,929 --> 00:51:09,997
Yes, hot.
Whoa.
955
00:51:09,998 --> 00:51:13,501
"hot," off the lips of Kate.
My goodness. Ha-ha.
956
00:51:13,502 --> 00:51:16,404
Ha-ha, we did it!
We did it.
957
00:51:16,405 --> 00:51:19,407
I got you a date
with Kate. Whoo-hoo.
958
00:51:19,408 --> 00:51:21,176
Hot equals Joey Ramone.
959
00:51:21,177 --> 00:51:24,078
No, hot equals Tom.
Ehh.
960
00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:27,982
Aw, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it was
that easy.
961
00:51:27,983 --> 00:51:31,752
He looks like a little cherub
or something. Looks like
he's gonna fly away to Heaven.
962
00:51:31,753 --> 00:51:34,672
He's so sweet-looking,
kinda like a cream puff.
963
00:51:34,673 --> 00:51:36,774
That's why I like him.
964
00:51:36,775 --> 00:51:39,477
I like Joey Ramone 'cause
he's tall and handsome.
965
00:51:39,478 --> 00:51:43,047
He looks like a poem to me.
A poem?
966
00:51:43,048 --> 00:51:46,601
We get them drunk,
we go in the back,
we hit the waterbed...
967
00:51:46,602 --> 00:51:48,603
We gotta take turns
in the back.
968
00:51:48,604 --> 00:51:51,038
All he eats is pizza.
969
00:51:51,039 --> 00:51:55,659
I just love the way
he holds the pizza
dripping above his mouth.
970
00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:58,362
He slithers and slides it
into his mouth.
971
00:51:58,363 --> 00:52:01,565
It's so sexy the way it...
(slurps)
972
00:52:01,566 --> 00:52:03,467
Gross.
973
00:52:03,468 --> 00:52:05,653
(car radio) %% questioningly
974
00:52:05,654 --> 00:52:08,706
%% her eyes looked at me...
975
00:52:08,707 --> 00:52:11,175
This isscreamin' Steve again,
976
00:52:11,176 --> 00:52:14,862
And I've got two free ticketsto tonight's Ramones concert
977
00:52:14,863 --> 00:52:18,199
For the personwho can call and tell me
978
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,201
What albumthis song is on...
979
00:52:20,202 --> 00:52:22,970
"questioningly."
"questioningingly."
980
00:52:22,971 --> 00:52:26,274
What album?
Oh, what album?
981
00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:29,193
Oh, what is it?
Is it road to ruin?
982
00:52:29,194 --> 00:52:32,247
Yes, that's it!
Oh, Kate, how'd you know?
983
00:52:32,248 --> 00:52:34,416
It says it right here
on the cassette.
984
00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:38,052
Quick, where's a phone?
Where's a phone?
We've gotta get to a phone!
985
00:52:38,053 --> 00:52:39,737
Right over there.
Aah!
986
00:52:41,574 --> 00:52:45,710
...Very special. What I'm
trying to say is, dear,
I'd like to ask--
987
00:52:45,711 --> 00:52:47,779
This is very difficult.
Please don't hang up.
988
00:52:47,780 --> 00:52:50,815
I'd like to ask you
to-to-to be my wife.
989
00:52:50,816 --> 00:52:53,317
Sorry, but you're
not my type.
990
00:52:53,318 --> 00:52:55,453
(dials phone)
991
00:52:55,454 --> 00:52:58,322
Oh, please, God,
don't let it be busy.
992
00:52:58,323 --> 00:53:00,825
(rings)
it's ringing.
993
00:53:00,826 --> 00:53:05,596
Hello? Yes, the answer
is "road to ruin."
994
00:53:05,597 --> 00:53:08,432
Aah! We won! We won!
995
00:53:08,433 --> 00:53:11,669
What? Yes, it's Riff Randell
and Kate Rambeau.
996
00:53:11,670 --> 00:53:16,106
Of course we'll be there.
Yes, thank you. Oh, thank you.
997
00:53:16,107 --> 00:53:18,643
Oh, we're going.
998
00:53:18,644 --> 00:53:21,579
Oh, Kate, we're going,
we're going. Oh, we're going.
999
00:53:21,580 --> 00:53:23,013
Aah!
What about Tom?
1000
00:53:23,014 --> 00:53:26,684
Oh, come on. How often do you
get to see the Ramones?
1001
00:53:26,685 --> 00:53:29,137
Oh, but tonight we were gonna be
meant for each other.
1002
00:53:29,138 --> 00:53:32,523
This is my big Chance
to get my songs to them.
We have to go.
1003
00:53:32,524 --> 00:53:34,776
You'll have
a great time.
1004
00:53:34,777 --> 00:53:37,278
(screamin' Steve)and the super-lucky winnersof the two free tickets
1005
00:53:37,279 --> 00:53:39,280
For tonight'sRamones concert
1006
00:53:39,281 --> 00:53:41,366
Are Riff Randelland Kate Rambeau.
1007
00:53:42,868 --> 00:53:44,885
(rings)
1008
00:53:44,886 --> 00:53:48,889
("questioningly" continuesplaying over radio)
1009
00:53:48,890 --> 00:53:52,193
(ring)
1010
00:53:52,194 --> 00:53:54,329
Hello?
Hello? Tom?
1011
00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:57,381
Kate and I can't
make it tonight. We've been in
a horrible seven-car accident.
1012
00:53:57,382 --> 00:53:59,483
We've gotta go to
the hospital for immediate
blood transfusions.
1013
00:53:59,484 --> 00:54:01,485
We'll see you tomorrow
in school. Bye.
1014
00:54:01,486 --> 00:54:04,139
Aah!
1015
00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:08,459
I think he took it well.
Let's go get dressed.
1016
00:54:08,460 --> 00:54:11,029
But I am dressed.
Yeah, but not for the Ramones.
1017
00:54:11,030 --> 00:54:13,864
I got clothes that'll
make you fit right in.
1018
00:54:14,934 --> 00:54:17,635
Come on, sexy.
1019
00:54:17,636 --> 00:54:20,822
The only thing I'll ever lay
is a carpet.
1020
00:54:20,823 --> 00:54:22,991
You can't take this
lying down.
1021
00:54:22,992 --> 00:54:26,427
You gotta crash that concert,
grab her up into your arms.
1022
00:54:26,428 --> 00:54:28,830
Love conquers all.
1023
00:54:28,831 --> 00:54:31,098
Besides, I'd have to
give ya a refund.
1024
00:54:31,099 --> 00:54:33,033
(groans)
1025
00:54:35,888 --> 00:54:38,989
Oh, I think I'm gonna puke.
1026
00:54:38,990 --> 00:54:42,944
(%% rock)
1027
00:54:42,945 --> 00:54:45,612
Oh, sorry, Mantovani's
down the block.
1028
00:54:45,613 --> 00:54:48,015
I'm hep, daddy-o.
I'm into the Ramones.
1029
00:54:48,016 --> 00:54:50,151
Sure you are.
Got any drugs?
1030
00:54:50,152 --> 00:54:53,487
Bottles? Cans? Cameras?
Let me check ya out here.
1031
00:54:53,488 --> 00:54:55,356
(laughs)
1032
00:54:55,357 --> 00:54:57,391
(man) anybody got any glue?
1033
00:54:57,392 --> 00:54:59,293
(man #2) who's the geek
in the beret?
1034
00:54:59,294 --> 00:55:01,762
(man #3) how old's that guy?
Look at the way he's dressed.
1035
00:55:01,763 --> 00:55:05,149
Oh, I'm sorry, we don't let
any more mice in here.
1036
00:55:05,150 --> 00:55:07,618
They've been exploding
all over the place.
1037
00:55:07,619 --> 00:55:09,953
Oh, you got headphones?
Great, great.
1038
00:55:09,954 --> 00:55:14,425
Just don't get
too close to the pa.
Wait, here's your stub.
1039
00:55:14,426 --> 00:55:16,427
Ok, go on in.
Enjoy the show.
1040
00:55:16,428 --> 00:55:19,330
(woman) get this guy.
Is he chic, or what?
1041
00:55:19,331 --> 00:55:21,332
Really, have you ever
seen anyone...
1042
00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:23,200
(man) who's got the carbonas?
(Riff) that's my songs.
1043
00:55:23,201 --> 00:55:25,503
Bottles, cans,
cameras on ya?
1044
00:55:25,504 --> 00:55:28,105
No, nothing. Nothing.
1045
00:55:28,106 --> 00:55:30,308
Ok, you're in.
1046
00:55:30,309 --> 00:55:33,511
Let's see what you got.
Oh, this is nice.
1047
00:55:33,512 --> 00:55:36,046
That won't hurt anyone,
will it?
1048
00:55:36,047 --> 00:55:37,748
Excuse me.
1049
00:55:37,749 --> 00:55:39,950
(man) nice ass.
1050
00:55:39,951 --> 00:55:41,285
Pinched me.
1051
00:55:41,286 --> 00:55:43,253
(woman) I'm lookin''
for 'ludes.
1052
00:55:43,254 --> 00:55:45,623
Feel good?
Yeah.
1053
00:55:45,624 --> 00:55:49,393
Let me see your pupils.
You're stoned. This guy
doesn't get in.
1054
00:55:49,394 --> 00:55:52,797
%% what a wife,she is mine, she is his
1055
00:55:52,798 --> 00:55:55,399
%% and so it goes,and so it goes,and so it goes
1056
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,301
%% and so it goes...
1057
00:55:57,302 --> 00:56:00,304
Kate, do you realize
they're all really brothers?
1058
00:56:00,305 --> 00:56:03,641
Imagine being the only sister
in the Ramones' family.
1059
00:56:03,642 --> 00:56:06,477
(man) we want the Ramones!
1060
00:56:06,478 --> 00:56:08,078
(man #2)
I'm so lovin' it!
1061
00:56:08,079 --> 00:56:09,847
(woman) come out,
please, Joey!
1062
00:56:09,848 --> 00:56:11,849
(woman #2)
we want the Ramones.
1063
00:56:11,850 --> 00:56:13,784
(cheering/applause)
1064
00:56:19,290 --> 00:56:20,691
Hi, gang!
1065
00:56:22,828 --> 00:56:25,128
This is
screamin' Steve Stevens
1066
00:56:25,129 --> 00:56:27,365
Steamin' your way
over station 666
1067
00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:29,734
With
the screamin' Steve show.
1068
00:56:29,735 --> 00:56:32,336
(man) oh, wow!
1069
00:56:32,337 --> 00:56:34,172
(gunshot sound effect)
1070
00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:36,373
We're comin' at ya,
alive and kickin',
1071
00:56:36,374 --> 00:56:39,911
With the hottest band this side
of the iron curtain -
1072
00:56:39,912 --> 00:56:41,162
The Ramones!
1073
00:56:41,163 --> 00:56:43,631
(man) you know it, Steve.
1074
00:56:43,632 --> 00:56:46,467
(woman)
we love you, Ramones!
1075
00:56:46,468 --> 00:56:47,435
Dig it.
1076
00:56:48,870 --> 00:56:52,373
But first, I'd like to
introduce the two winners
1077
00:56:52,374 --> 00:56:54,275
Of the Charity ticket raffle
1078
00:56:54,276 --> 00:56:57,328
Donated by the principal
of Vince Lombardi high!
1079
00:56:57,329 --> 00:56:59,697
(man) Togar eats it!
1080
00:56:59,698 --> 00:57:02,100
(woman yells)
1081
00:57:02,101 --> 00:57:06,738
Sister Maria Teresa
and sister Teresa Maria.
1082
00:57:11,810 --> 00:57:12,977
(concert over radio)
1083
00:57:12,978 --> 00:57:15,863
Now, that's a step
in the right direction.
1084
00:57:15,864 --> 00:57:19,100
And to keep this administration
moving forward,
1085
00:57:19,101 --> 00:57:21,803
I've made a list
of new school policy,
1086
00:57:21,804 --> 00:57:25,439
Which I would like
instituted immediately.
1087
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,009
Take this down.
1088
00:57:28,010 --> 00:57:31,228
Girls - skirts
below their knees
1089
00:57:31,229 --> 00:57:35,132
And boys' hair
above their collar.
1090
00:57:35,133 --> 00:57:39,537
And I think it would be tidy
if they wore neckties.
1091
00:57:40,606 --> 00:57:42,874
And lunch is to be cut down
1092
00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:44,375
To half an hour
1093
00:57:44,376 --> 00:57:48,846
Because I am doubling up
on silent study hall.
1094
00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:53,301
Well, I think that
should teach them a lesson
in deportment.
1095
00:57:53,302 --> 00:57:55,119
How do you spell that?
1096
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,356
D-e-portment.
1097
00:57:58,357 --> 00:58:00,123
Now I want you to meet
the two winners
1098
00:58:00,124 --> 00:58:02,960
Of the screamin' Steve
ticket contest -
1099
00:58:02,961 --> 00:58:05,796
Riff Randell
and Kate Rambeau!
1100
00:58:05,797 --> 00:58:06,797
(cheering)
1101
00:58:06,798 --> 00:58:08,966
(all) yay, Riff!
1102
00:58:08,967 --> 00:58:10,968
You're live
on the air, girls.
1103
00:58:10,969 --> 00:58:14,237
Why don't you say a few words
to the folks at home? Go.
1104
00:58:14,238 --> 00:58:17,541
On behalf of the students
from Vince Lombardi high
who are here tonight,
1105
00:58:17,542 --> 00:58:19,810
I'd just like to say
one thing -
1106
00:58:19,811 --> 00:58:24,064
Screw you, principal Togar.
We made it to the concert,
anyway! Yeah!
1107
00:58:24,065 --> 00:58:29,487
Who says today's youth
has nothin' to say, huh?
1108
00:58:29,488 --> 00:58:32,774
(inaudible yelling)
1109
00:58:32,775 --> 00:58:35,960
Those girls have turned
the whole school against me.
1110
00:58:35,961 --> 00:58:38,312
Hansel, Gretel.
1111
00:58:38,313 --> 00:58:41,248
I want you to crash
that concert.
1112
00:58:41,249 --> 00:58:44,468
I want Randell and Rambeau
brought back here immediately.
1113
00:59:14,199 --> 00:59:16,934
So you're Kate Rambeau, huh?
Yeah.
1114
00:59:16,935 --> 00:59:20,070
I just loved your latest
scientific American.
1115
00:59:20,071 --> 00:59:21,772
Thanks.
1116
00:59:21,773 --> 00:59:24,174
Hey, would you two
lovely ladies
1117
00:59:24,175 --> 00:59:26,410
Like to see
screamin' Steve in action
1118
00:59:26,411 --> 00:59:28,695
As he interviews
the Ramones?
1119
00:59:28,696 --> 00:59:31,832
Oh, great. I know
just the questions to ask.
1120
00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:33,834
That's beautiful, 'cause
I can't think of a thing.
1121
00:59:33,835 --> 00:59:37,404
I've waited so long
to see them. I know
they're gonna love my songs.
1122
00:59:37,405 --> 00:59:39,840
I can believe it.
Ya ready? Here we go.
1123
00:59:41,075 --> 00:59:44,011
Hey, you wanna keep it down
out here?
1124
00:59:44,012 --> 00:59:46,447
They're tuning up.
How'd you get in there?
1125
00:59:46,448 --> 00:59:50,551
Professional secret.
What's this stuff?
1126
00:59:50,552 --> 00:59:55,372
Stuff is gonna prove
to the Ramones that I can
write songs for them,
1127
00:59:55,373 --> 00:59:57,374
So out of my way, dew drop.
1128
00:59:57,375 --> 01:00:01,411
I'm sorry, but
the Ramones' manager,
1129
01:00:01,412 --> 01:00:03,413
A personal
friend of mine,
1130
01:00:03,414 --> 01:00:06,149
Put me in charge
of keeping everyone out.
1131
01:00:06,150 --> 01:00:08,986
What's all the trouble,
Angel, baby, huh?
1132
01:00:08,987 --> 01:00:10,988
Screamin'.
Well...
1133
01:00:10,989 --> 01:00:13,724
Good to see ya.
Long time, right?
1134
01:00:13,725 --> 01:00:16,026
Uh, who are these two?
1135
01:00:16,027 --> 01:00:18,996
These are screamin' Steve's
contest winners.
1136
01:00:18,997 --> 01:00:22,049
Oh, uh, sorry, girls,
you'll have to wait outside.
1137
01:00:22,050 --> 01:00:24,051
Oh, man...
Can't we just watch?
1138
01:00:24,052 --> 01:00:29,640
Angel dearest, why don't you
see these sweet young things
to their seats?
1139
01:00:29,641 --> 01:00:33,411
We'll go ourselves,
thanks.
1140
01:00:33,412 --> 01:00:36,013
It's gonna be ok. Yeah.
1141
01:00:36,014 --> 01:00:39,116
Screamin', I was wondering
if you could give us
a little more airtime.
1142
01:00:39,117 --> 01:00:41,118
I'm hittin' it
once an hour.
1143
01:00:41,119 --> 01:00:43,053
You can do
a little better.
1144
01:00:51,296 --> 01:00:53,764
Hey-ho, let's go!
1145
01:00:53,765 --> 01:00:56,567
Hey-ho, let's go!
1146
01:00:56,568 --> 01:00:59,036
Hey-ho, let's go!
1147
01:00:59,037 --> 01:01:01,339
Hey-ho, let's go!
1148
01:01:01,340 --> 01:01:03,574
Hey-ho, let's go!
1149
01:01:03,575 --> 01:01:05,108
Hey-ho--
1150
01:01:05,109 --> 01:01:07,978
(screamin' Steve)
here they are - the Ramones!
1151
01:01:10,482 --> 01:01:11,915
(Riff) Joey!
1152
01:01:11,916 --> 01:01:14,151
Dee dee!
1, 2, 3, 4.
1153
01:01:33,738 --> 01:01:36,640
%% hey-ho, let's go
1154
01:01:36,641 --> 01:01:38,609
%% hey-ho, let's go
1155
01:01:38,610 --> 01:01:41,278
%% hey-ho, let's go
1156
01:01:41,279 --> 01:01:43,847
%% hey-ho, let's go
1157
01:01:43,848 --> 01:01:46,017
%% they're forming
in a straight line
1158
01:01:46,018 --> 01:01:48,386
%% they're going through
a tight wind
1159
01:01:48,387 --> 01:01:49,853
%% the kids
are losing their minds
1160
01:01:49,854 --> 01:01:51,722
%% blitzkrieg bop
1161
01:01:53,325 --> 01:01:55,559
%% they're pilin'
in the backseat
1162
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:58,295
%% they're generatin'
steam heat
1163
01:01:58,296 --> 01:01:59,930
%% pulsating to the back beat
1164
01:01:59,931 --> 01:02:01,331
%% blitzkrieg bop
1165
01:02:03,001 --> 01:02:08,005
%% hey-ho, let's go,
shoot 'em in the back now
1166
01:02:08,006 --> 01:02:10,040
%% what they want,
I don't know
1167
01:02:10,041 --> 01:02:12,810
%% they're all revved up
and ready to go
1168
01:02:12,811 --> 01:02:14,544
%% they're formin'
in a straight line
1169
01:02:14,545 --> 01:02:17,047
%% they're going through
a tight wind
1170
01:02:17,048 --> 01:02:19,349
%% the kids are losing
their minds
1171
01:02:19,350 --> 01:02:20,550
%% blitzkrieg bop
1172
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,822
%% they're piling
in the backseat
1173
01:02:24,823 --> 01:02:26,890
%% generatin' steam heat
1174
01:02:26,891 --> 01:02:29,059
%% pulsating to the back beat
1175
01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:30,027
%% blitzkrieg bop
1176
01:02:31,596 --> 01:02:36,700
%% hey-ho, let's go,
shoot 'em in the back now
1177
01:02:36,701 --> 01:02:39,002
%% what they want,
I don't know
1178
01:02:39,003 --> 01:02:41,538
%% they're all revved up
and ready to go
1179
01:02:41,539 --> 01:02:43,607
%% they're forming
in a straight line
1180
01:02:43,608 --> 01:02:46,694
%% they're going through
a tight wind
1181
01:02:46,695 --> 01:02:48,229
%% the kids
are losing their minds
1182
01:02:48,230 --> 01:02:49,763
%% blitzkrieg bop
1183
01:02:51,166 --> 01:02:53,667
%% they're piling
in the backseat
1184
01:02:53,668 --> 01:02:55,886
%% generatin' steam heat
1185
01:02:55,887 --> 01:02:57,654
%% pulsating to the back beat
1186
01:02:57,655 --> 01:02:58,822
%% blitzkrieg bop
1187
01:03:00,825 --> 01:03:03,093
%% hey-ho, let's go
1188
01:03:03,094 --> 01:03:05,662
%% hey-ho, let's go
1189
01:03:05,663 --> 01:03:07,864
%% hey-ho, let's go
1190
01:03:07,865 --> 01:03:11,768
%% hey-ho, let's go! %%
1191
01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,426
%% lobotomy
1192
01:04:25,427 --> 01:04:27,194
%% lobotomy
1193
01:04:27,195 --> 01:04:28,528
%% lobotomy
1194
01:04:28,529 --> 01:04:30,497
%% lobotomy
1195
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,009
%% DDT did a job on me
1196
01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:44,377
%% now I am a real sickie
1197
01:04:44,378 --> 01:04:46,713
%% guess I'll have to
spread the news
1198
01:04:46,714 --> 01:04:49,216
%% that I got no mind to lose
1199
01:04:49,217 --> 01:04:51,351
%% all the girls
are in love with me
1200
01:04:51,352 --> 01:04:53,854
%% I'm a teenage lobotomy
1201
01:05:05,350 --> 01:05:08,702
(cheering)
1202
01:05:08,703 --> 01:05:11,738
That, Mrs. Rambeau,
is where your daughter is.
1203
01:05:11,739 --> 01:05:13,641
My daughter Kate?
1204
01:05:13,642 --> 01:05:16,226
I thought she wasin the basementsplitting protons.
1205
01:05:16,227 --> 01:05:19,246
Oh, just as I thought,
1206
01:05:19,247 --> 01:05:23,183
Which is why I called
a special assembly
together tomorrow
1207
01:05:23,184 --> 01:05:25,469
To deal with this crisis.
1208
01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:29,306
I'm going to need
every parent's help, so...
1209
01:05:29,307 --> 01:05:31,007
Listen carefully.
1210
01:05:31,008 --> 01:05:32,759
1, 2, 3, 4.
1211
01:05:46,073 --> 01:05:48,274
%% well, I'm going out west
where I belong
1212
01:05:50,762 --> 01:05:52,913
%% where the days are short
and the nights are long
1213
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,584
%% and I'll walk,
and they'll walk
1214
01:05:57,585 --> 01:05:59,853
%% and I'll twist,
and they'll twist
1215
01:05:59,854 --> 01:06:02,356
%% and I'll shimmy,
and they'll shimmy...
1216
01:06:02,357 --> 01:06:04,624
Kate, she stole
my songs.
1217
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:09,196
%% we're out there having fun
in the warm California sun
1218
01:06:09,197 --> 01:06:11,265
%% well, I'm going out west,
out on the coast...
1219
01:06:13,768 --> 01:06:15,786
Gimme those back!
1220
01:06:18,206 --> 01:06:19,422
%% and I'll walk
1221
01:06:19,423 --> 01:06:21,892
%% yeah, and I'll twist...
1222
01:06:21,893 --> 01:06:23,193
Excuse me.
1223
01:06:23,194 --> 01:06:24,595
%% and I'll shimmy
1224
01:06:24,596 --> 01:06:27,564
%% and I'll fly,
and they'll fly
1225
01:06:27,565 --> 01:06:32,335
%% we're out there having fun
in the warm California sun
1226
01:06:33,404 --> 01:06:34,605
Hey, Riff!
1227
01:06:39,944 --> 01:06:41,845
She's got my songs.
1228
01:06:41,846 --> 01:06:43,513
(both) tackle her!
Tackle?
1229
01:06:50,337 --> 01:06:53,339
%% well, the girls are frisky
in old 'Frisco
1230
01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:58,344
%% a pretty little chick
wherever you go
1231
01:06:58,345 --> 01:07:01,347
%% oh, and I'll walk
1232
01:07:01,348 --> 01:07:04,350
%% yeah, and I'll twist...
1233
01:07:04,351 --> 01:07:06,753
You can catch her, Tom!
1234
01:07:06,754 --> 01:07:09,372
%% and I'll fly,
and they'll fly
1235
01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:13,693
%% we're out there having fun
in the warm California sun
1236
01:07:13,694 --> 01:07:16,430
%% well, we're out there
having fun
1237
01:07:16,431 --> 01:07:18,765
%% in the warm
California sun %%
1238
01:07:24,589 --> 01:07:26,890
%% gabba gabba, we accept you,
we accept you, one of us
1239
01:07:26,891 --> 01:07:29,493
%% gabba gabba, we accept you,
we accept you, one of us
1240
01:07:34,532 --> 01:07:36,733
(mutters)
1241
01:07:36,734 --> 01:07:38,985
Oh, shit.
1242
01:07:38,986 --> 01:07:41,522
%% I don't wanna be
a pinhead no more
1243
01:07:41,523 --> 01:07:43,990
%% I just met a nurse
that I could go for
1244
01:07:43,991 --> 01:07:46,860
%% I don't wanna be
a pinhead no more
1245
01:07:46,861 --> 01:07:49,229
%% I just met a nurse
that I could go for
1246
01:07:58,005 --> 01:07:58,939
Whoa.
1247
01:08:01,242 --> 01:08:03,977
%% I don't wanna be
a pinhead no more
1248
01:08:03,978 --> 01:08:05,979
%% I met a nurse
that I could go for
1249
01:08:05,980 --> 01:08:08,849
%% I don't wanna be
a pinhead no more
1250
01:08:08,850 --> 01:08:10,884
%% I met a nurse
that I could go for
1251
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,454
%% oh
1252
01:08:16,524 --> 01:08:20,126
Thank you, Tom. Oh, thank you
for saving my songs.
1253
01:08:20,127 --> 01:08:22,596
I always knew you were
a terrific football player.
1254
01:08:28,803 --> 01:08:30,671
%% everyone's accusin' me
1255
01:08:33,808 --> 01:08:35,676
%% everyone's accusin' me
1256
01:08:47,889 --> 01:08:49,790
Yay!
1257
01:08:49,791 --> 01:08:52,426
%% I don't wanna be
a pinhead no more
1258
01:08:52,427 --> 01:08:54,762
%% I met a nurse
that I could go for
1259
01:08:54,763 --> 01:08:57,598
%% I don't wanna be
a pinhead no more
1260
01:08:57,599 --> 01:08:59,666
%% I met a nurse
that I could go for
1261
01:09:01,368 --> 01:09:02,703
%% yeah
1262
01:09:15,783 --> 01:09:17,984
%% gabba gabba, hey
1263
01:09:17,985 --> 01:09:19,086
%% gabba gabba, hey
1264
01:09:19,087 --> 01:09:20,087
%% gabba gabba, hey
1265
01:09:20,088 --> 01:09:21,588
%% gabba gabba, hey
1266
01:09:21,589 --> 01:09:22,723
%% gabba gabba, hey
1267
01:09:22,724 --> 01:09:24,057
%% gabba gabba, hey
1268
01:09:24,058 --> 01:09:25,092
%% gabba gabba, hey
1269
01:09:25,093 --> 01:09:26,259
%% gabba gabba, yay
1270
01:09:26,260 --> 01:09:28,561
%% gabba gabba, hey,
gabba gabba, hey
1271
01:09:28,562 --> 01:09:29,830
%% gabba gabba, hey
1272
01:09:29,831 --> 01:09:32,332
%% gabba gabba, hey,
gabba gabba, hey
1273
01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:34,634
%% gabba gabba, hey,
gabba gabba, hey
1274
01:09:34,635 --> 01:09:35,802
%% gabba gabba, yay! %%
1275
01:09:42,543 --> 01:09:46,113
Joey, Joey, Joey!
1276
01:09:46,114 --> 01:09:50,567
Tom? Tom. Tom,
are you all right?
Speak to me.
1277
01:09:50,568 --> 01:09:53,136
Riff, my head.
Riff?
1278
01:09:53,137 --> 01:09:56,189
I've just been handed this note.
It says, "dear Ramones,
1279
01:09:56,190 --> 01:09:59,209
"all my friends
from Vince Lombardi high
are here tonight.
1280
01:09:59,210 --> 01:10:01,745
"even though our principal
Miss Togar thinks you make
nothin' but noise,
1281
01:10:01,746 --> 01:10:03,964
I think you're the greatest."
1282
01:10:03,965 --> 01:10:07,784
Do you mean you
signed up with Eaglebauer
to be with me?
1283
01:10:07,785 --> 01:10:09,686
Yes.
1284
01:10:11,055 --> 01:10:14,424
Listen, I'm glad
you're not Riff.
1285
01:10:14,425 --> 01:10:16,893
What do you say we become
friends, anyway?
1286
01:10:18,445 --> 01:10:21,782
"please dedicate your next song
to my friends Tom and Kate.
1287
01:10:21,783 --> 01:10:24,317
Love, your number one fan,
Riff Randell."
1288
01:10:24,318 --> 01:10:26,537
Ok, this is for Tom and Kate,
from our number one fan.
1289
01:10:26,538 --> 01:10:27,954
Yay!
1290
01:10:27,955 --> 01:10:29,690
1, 2, 3, 4.
1291
01:10:34,629 --> 01:10:37,063
%% yeah, yeah, she's the one
1292
01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:41,435
%% yeah, yeah, she's the one
1293
01:10:44,104 --> 01:10:46,489
%% when I see her on the street
1294
01:10:46,490 --> 01:10:48,992
%% you know she makes
my life complete
1295
01:10:48,993 --> 01:10:51,161
%% and you know I told you so
aren't they great?
1296
01:10:51,162 --> 01:10:53,730
%% she's the one,
she's the one
1297
01:10:53,731 --> 01:10:56,699
%% yeah, yeah, she's my girl
1298
01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:58,068
That's me.
1299
01:10:58,069 --> 01:11:00,670
%% yeah, yeah, she's my girl
1300
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:05,242
%% and when I see her
on the street
1301
01:11:05,243 --> 01:11:07,711
%% you know she makes
my life complete
1302
01:11:07,712 --> 01:11:11,415
%% and you know I told you so,
she's the one, she's the one
1303
01:11:11,416 --> 01:11:14,017
%% she's the one
1304
01:11:14,018 --> 01:11:17,754
%% know I'll never find
a girl like you
1305
01:11:19,724 --> 01:11:23,510
%% but in my heart,
I'll always love you
1306
01:11:23,511 --> 01:11:26,913
%% yeah, yeah, she's the one
1307
01:11:28,566 --> 01:11:31,034
%% yeah, yeah, she's the one
1308
01:11:33,037 --> 01:11:35,572
%% when I see her on the street
1309
01:11:35,573 --> 01:11:38,007
%% you know she makes
my life complete
1310
01:11:38,008 --> 01:11:41,878
%% and you know I told her so,
she's the one, she's the one
1311
01:11:41,879 --> 01:11:43,112
%% she's the one
1312
01:11:45,082 --> 01:11:49,586
%% I'll never find
a girl like you
1313
01:11:49,587 --> 01:11:54,241
%% but in my heart,
I'll always be true
1314
01:11:54,242 --> 01:11:56,876
%% yeah, yeah, she's my girl
1315
01:11:58,879 --> 01:12:01,814
%% the best girl
in the whole wide world
1316
01:12:01,815 --> 01:12:03,717
Back, back.
1317
01:12:03,718 --> 01:12:06,119
%% when I see her
on the streets
1318
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,221
%% you know she makes
my life complete
1319
01:12:08,222 --> 01:12:12,392
%% and you know I told you so,
she's the one, she's the one
1320
01:12:12,393 --> 01:12:13,893
%% the one
1321
01:12:13,894 --> 01:12:16,796
%% she's the one,
she's the one
1322
01:12:16,797 --> 01:12:18,097
%% she's the one
1323
01:12:19,233 --> 01:12:21,635
%% she's the one,
she's the one
1324
01:12:21,636 --> 01:12:23,035
%% she's the one
1325
01:12:24,171 --> 01:12:26,273
%% she's the one,
she's the one
1326
01:12:26,274 --> 01:12:28,675
%% she's the one %%
Joey.
1327
01:12:33,281 --> 01:12:35,815
Yay, Joey!
1328
01:12:38,586 --> 01:12:40,853
I told you
you'd have a great time.
1329
01:12:40,854 --> 01:12:42,455
I am.
1330
01:12:42,456 --> 01:12:45,358
Maybe that's them
in there.
Oh, boy, we got 'em now.
1331
01:12:47,027 --> 01:12:50,713
Have you seen two young
high school girls around?
1332
01:12:50,714 --> 01:12:53,816
Yeah, I got 'em on me.
1333
01:12:53,817 --> 01:12:56,452
(both) body search!
Aah!
1334
01:13:01,075 --> 01:13:03,209
Is he all right?
1335
01:13:03,210 --> 01:13:05,712
Hey, pizza!
Great.
1336
01:13:07,481 --> 01:13:11,384
What are you doing here?
These are my songs.
1337
01:13:11,385 --> 01:13:13,987
I've been trying to get them
to you for the longest time.
1338
01:13:13,988 --> 01:13:16,055
Hey, it's Riff Randell,
our number one fan.
1339
01:13:16,056 --> 01:13:19,058
Oh, wow,
you remembered my name.
1340
01:13:19,059 --> 01:13:22,529
This is the big time, girlie.
This is rock-'n'-roll.
1341
01:13:22,530 --> 01:13:25,865
Yeah, well, this is
"rock 'n' roll high school."
1342
01:13:25,866 --> 01:13:27,534
"rock 'n' roll high school"?
1343
01:13:27,535 --> 01:13:29,636
Yeah, I wrote it for
Mr. Mcgree's music class,
1344
01:13:29,637 --> 01:13:32,655
But I really wrote it
for you, Joey.
1345
01:13:32,656 --> 01:13:35,458
Hey, pizza! It's great.
Let's dig in.
1346
01:13:35,459 --> 01:13:37,861
Yeah, I want some.
Oh, thanks.
1347
01:13:37,862 --> 01:13:41,732
How many times
do I have to tell you?
No pizza for you, Joey.
1348
01:13:41,733 --> 01:13:44,300
More wheat germ
and riboflavin.
1349
01:13:44,301 --> 01:13:46,336
Yeah, come on, Joey.
Eat. Good.
1350
01:13:46,337 --> 01:13:49,055
I'm gonna eat some myself.
Mmm. Mmm.
1351
01:13:49,056 --> 01:13:51,474
Organic alfalfa sprouts.
Come on, Joey.
1352
01:13:51,475 --> 01:13:54,811
Good. Mmm. Come on, eat, Joey.
Good boy. Yeah.
1353
01:13:54,812 --> 01:13:57,847
Mama'll love ya. You like it,
huh? Huh? Good, yeah.
1354
01:13:57,848 --> 01:14:00,250
Iron, niacin, b12.
1355
01:14:00,251 --> 01:14:01,684
Grown from the earth.
Good...
1356
01:14:01,685 --> 01:14:04,287
I'll cherish this moment
forever.
1357
01:14:04,288 --> 01:14:06,656
This is how I like
to see you, my son.
1358
01:14:06,657 --> 01:14:09,392
Ok. Ok, girlie, the boys'll
take a look at 'em
1359
01:14:09,393 --> 01:14:11,194
And get back to you
tomorrow, huh?
1360
01:14:11,195 --> 01:14:13,680
Yeah, we're gonna be in town
one more day,
1361
01:14:13,681 --> 01:14:16,366
And if we like 'em,
we'll come pay you
and Mr. Mcglibb a visit.
1362
01:14:16,367 --> 01:14:18,935
Say hi to Vince
for us.
Oh, wow.
1363
01:14:18,936 --> 01:14:22,873
This is the happiest day
of my life.
1364
01:14:25,176 --> 01:14:26,910
Gabba gabba, hey.
1365
01:14:32,817 --> 01:14:35,085
(birds chirping)
1366
01:14:35,086 --> 01:14:37,871
And I say to you parents,
1367
01:14:37,872 --> 01:14:41,124
This high school
is a failure.
1368
01:14:41,125 --> 01:14:44,594
The past semester
has been a black Mark
1369
01:14:44,595 --> 01:14:48,765
On the proud tradition
of Vince Lombardi high.
1370
01:14:48,766 --> 01:14:53,670
Student Riff Randell alone
has disrupted classes...
1371
01:14:53,671 --> 01:14:56,456
They can't say I haven't
contributed anything.
1372
01:14:56,457 --> 01:14:58,692
...And banded the students
against me
1373
01:14:58,693 --> 01:15:02,112
To attend a concert
of the Ramones.
1374
01:15:02,113 --> 01:15:04,414
Hey, yeah!
That's right.
1375
01:15:04,415 --> 01:15:08,451
...That awful
rock and roll music.
1376
01:15:08,452 --> 01:15:12,622
You see before you
my first major step
1377
01:15:12,623 --> 01:15:16,026
In putting this school
back on the winning track.
1378
01:15:16,027 --> 01:15:18,445
I give you...
1379
01:15:18,446 --> 01:15:20,780
The final solution.
1380
01:15:20,781 --> 01:15:22,165
(students gasp)
1381
01:15:22,166 --> 01:15:24,166
Those are our records.
1382
01:15:25,435 --> 01:15:26,670
Hey, gimme those.
1383
01:15:26,671 --> 01:15:28,955
(all complain)
1384
01:15:28,956 --> 01:15:33,627
And this is what we think
of the Ramones...
1385
01:15:35,162 --> 01:15:37,798
(boy) we've gotta stop her!
1386
01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:40,100
Somebody stop her!
She can't do that!
1387
01:15:40,101 --> 01:15:41,334
(boy #2) hey!
1388
01:15:49,193 --> 01:15:50,610
Miss Togar,
1389
01:15:50,611 --> 01:15:54,030
I cannot stand by
and allow you to do this.
1390
01:15:54,031 --> 01:15:55,816
Then stand aside,
Mr. Mcgree.
1391
01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:57,767
Let me through.
1392
01:15:57,768 --> 01:16:00,203
(Eaglebauer) she's
burning our records!
We gotta stop her!
1393
01:16:00,204 --> 01:16:02,088
(Tom) I'll get the hose.
1394
01:16:08,546 --> 01:16:10,580
Togar!
1395
01:16:11,315 --> 01:16:13,467
That's the last straw, Randell.
1396
01:16:13,468 --> 01:16:15,151
Detention... For life!
1397
01:16:15,152 --> 01:16:19,639
(%% "school's out"by Alice Cooper)
1398
01:16:22,376 --> 01:16:26,563
%% school's out for Summer
1399
01:16:26,564 --> 01:16:28,615
(all yelling)
1400
01:16:30,884 --> 01:16:34,237
(Riff) let's take the school.
1401
01:16:34,238 --> 01:16:37,857
My darling Evelyn,
how I long for the feel
of your luscious thighs.
1402
01:16:37,858 --> 01:16:41,044
See you later, Togar.
It's already fifth period.
1403
01:16:42,245 --> 01:16:44,331
(boy) she's gonna
call the cops.
1404
01:16:44,332 --> 01:16:47,617
%% no more pencils
1405
01:16:47,618 --> 01:16:49,719
%% no more books... %%
1406
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:52,839
Hey, come on, you guys.
Follow me into the school.
1407
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:57,961
I regret that I have
only one life to give
for rock-'n'-roll.
1408
01:16:57,962 --> 01:17:01,598
You belong in school with us,
Mr. Mcgree. Come on.
1409
01:17:01,599 --> 01:17:05,351
Things sure have changed
since we got kicked out
of high school.
1410
01:17:05,352 --> 01:17:08,488
Oh. Where are you going?
To Mr. Mcgree's class.
1411
01:17:08,489 --> 01:17:11,024
Well, I'm happy
to see some students
still are interested
1412
01:17:11,025 --> 01:17:12,826
In their studies.
1413
01:17:12,827 --> 01:17:14,828
We're not students.
We're the Ramones.
1414
01:17:14,829 --> 01:17:18,498
Ramones? You're responsible
for making that horrible
rock-'n'-roll music?
1415
01:17:18,499 --> 01:17:20,967
You turned the whole school
against me.
1416
01:17:20,968 --> 01:17:24,738
(cheering)
1417
01:17:24,739 --> 01:17:26,940
Do your parents know
that you're Ramones?
1418
01:17:26,941 --> 01:17:29,075
(cheering)
1419
01:17:29,076 --> 01:17:30,210
Come on in.
1420
01:17:31,712 --> 01:17:33,980
(girl) yay, Ramones!
1421
01:17:33,981 --> 01:17:35,915
(boy) kill the principal!
1422
01:17:40,972 --> 01:17:43,990
Rock-'n'-roll high school
is on the air again.
1423
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:49,178
(%% "high school" by mc5)
1424
01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:53,033
%% well, come on
1425
01:17:53,034 --> 01:17:56,536
%% kids want a little action
1426
01:17:56,537 --> 01:17:58,421
%% kids want a little fun
1427
01:17:58,422 --> 01:18:00,640
More exciting
than study hall.
1428
01:18:00,641 --> 01:18:02,541
%% ...Have to get their kicks
1429
01:18:02,542 --> 01:18:04,143
%% before the evening's done
1430
01:18:04,144 --> 01:18:06,479
%% 'cause they'regoin' to high school...
1431
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:09,015
Hoy, hoy, hoy,
hey, hey hey.
1432
01:18:09,016 --> 01:18:11,383
I'm really groovin', baby.
1433
01:18:11,384 --> 01:18:13,936
%% high school,hey, hey, hey
1434
01:18:13,937 --> 01:18:17,073
%% you betterget out of the way
1435
01:18:17,074 --> 01:18:20,009
They're going to destroy
the school.
1436
01:18:20,010 --> 01:18:21,510
I can't believe it.
1437
01:18:21,511 --> 01:18:22,578
Whoo!
1438
01:18:22,579 --> 01:18:23,913
Ooh...
1439
01:18:23,914 --> 01:18:26,115
%% they only wannashake it up, baby
1440
01:18:26,116 --> 01:18:29,619
%% dance to the rockin' bands
1441
01:18:29,620 --> 01:18:32,172
%% they only wanta little excitement
1442
01:18:32,173 --> 01:18:34,640
%% they like to geta little out of hand...
1443
01:18:38,595 --> 01:18:41,664
(both) oh, students...
1444
01:18:41,665 --> 01:18:44,901
Oh, students.
1445
01:18:49,824 --> 01:18:52,742
What the hell...?
1446
01:18:52,743 --> 01:18:54,460
(girl) we've got ya now.
1447
01:18:54,461 --> 01:18:58,230
Get down, Mcgree.
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
1448
01:19:01,401 --> 01:19:02,969
(both) surf's up.
1449
01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:05,638
Call the national guard.
They're causing a riot.
These kids are--
1450
01:19:05,639 --> 01:19:07,807
The national guard?
1451
01:19:07,808 --> 01:19:09,809
But my children
are inside that school.
1452
01:19:09,810 --> 01:19:10,777
Oh, dear.
1453
01:19:13,413 --> 01:19:16,266
%% the kids know whatthe deal is
1454
01:19:16,267 --> 01:19:19,135
%% they're gettin'farther out every day
1455
01:19:19,136 --> 01:19:22,238
%% we're gonna be taking over...
1456
01:19:22,239 --> 01:19:24,641
Get off, you little...
God, you weigh...
1457
01:19:24,642 --> 01:19:28,478
%% high school, rah, rah, rah
1458
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:29,879
%% high school...
1459
01:19:34,535 --> 01:19:35,634
(static/feedback)
1460
01:19:37,854 --> 01:19:40,657
%% high school,rah, rah, rah
1461
01:19:40,658 --> 01:19:43,593
%% high school,sis, boom, bah
1462
01:19:43,594 --> 01:19:45,527
%% high school...
1463
01:19:48,549 --> 01:19:50,182
(Hansel and Gretel) whoa!
1464
01:19:50,183 --> 01:19:52,952
Hey! Wait!
We're in here!
1465
01:19:52,953 --> 01:19:54,320
Wait, wait.
1466
01:19:54,321 --> 01:19:56,472
You're gonna
get it now, fat boys!
1467
01:19:56,473 --> 01:19:58,707
Whoo!
Nice garters.
1468
01:19:58,708 --> 01:20:00,310
(screams)
1469
01:20:00,311 --> 01:20:03,779
Whoo, sexy legs.
Whoo, Mcgree.
1470
01:20:03,780 --> 01:20:05,815
(all laughing)
1471
01:20:10,220 --> 01:20:13,423
Firing line...
Apple brown betty.
1472
01:20:13,424 --> 01:20:19,379
We were only following
the recipes!
1473
01:20:19,380 --> 01:20:23,133
Firing line...
The Tuesday surprise!
1474
01:20:23,134 --> 01:20:26,552
No, no, not
the Tuesday surprise.
1475
01:20:26,553 --> 01:20:29,673
(girl) taste treat.
(girl #2) it's delish.
1476
01:20:29,674 --> 01:20:31,323
Go get 'em, guys!
1477
01:20:31,324 --> 01:20:34,377
%% well, come on, let's go,let's go, little darlin'...
1478
01:20:34,378 --> 01:20:37,514
(boy) eat it, Vince!
1479
01:20:37,515 --> 01:20:40,165
%% come on, come on,let's go, and again
1480
01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:43,202
%% and again and againand again
1481
01:20:43,203 --> 01:20:45,805
%% well... %%
1482
01:20:48,309 --> 01:20:50,726
No, no.
Oh, what the hell...?
1483
01:20:50,727 --> 01:20:53,296
Oh, my God...
1484
01:20:53,297 --> 01:20:55,097
(students) yeah!
1485
01:20:55,098 --> 01:20:56,332
Demerit! Demerit!
1486
01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:58,835
Demerit! Demerit!
1487
01:20:58,836 --> 01:21:03,105
(boy) come on up,
and we'll bang your erasers.
1488
01:21:03,106 --> 01:21:05,141
So what do you think
of my school, guys?
1489
01:21:05,142 --> 01:21:07,443
Boy, when you have recess,
you really go all out.
1490
01:21:07,444 --> 01:21:10,779
Consider yourselves
officially enrolled in
rock-'n'-roll high school.
1491
01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:14,183
The facilities are yours.
Do whatever you want.
1492
01:21:15,435 --> 01:21:18,470
%% do you wanna dance
and hold my hand?
1493
01:21:18,471 --> 01:21:21,073
%% tell me, baby,
I'm your lover man
1494
01:21:21,074 --> 01:21:26,045
%% baby, do you wanna dance?
1495
01:21:26,046 --> 01:21:29,348
%% do you wanna dance
under the moonlight?
1496
01:21:29,349 --> 01:21:31,583
%% squeeze me, baby,
all through the night
1497
01:21:31,584 --> 01:21:37,207
%% oh, baby,
do you wanna dance?
1498
01:21:37,208 --> 01:21:39,459
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1499
01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:42,128
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1500
01:21:42,129 --> 01:21:43,963
%% do you, do you, do you?
1501
01:21:43,964 --> 01:21:47,533
%% do you wanna dance?
1502
01:21:52,506 --> 01:21:55,808
%% do you wanna dance
under the moonlight?
1503
01:21:55,809 --> 01:21:58,144
%% squeeze me, baby,
all through the night
1504
01:21:58,145 --> 01:22:02,982
%% oh, baby,
do you wanna dance?
1505
01:22:02,983 --> 01:22:06,168
%% do you wanna dance
under the moonlight?
1506
01:22:06,169 --> 01:22:08,438
%% squeeze me, baby,
all through the night
1507
01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:14,009
%% oh, baby,
do you wanna dance?
1508
01:22:14,010 --> 01:22:16,478
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1509
01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:18,981
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1510
01:22:18,982 --> 01:22:20,516
%% do you, do you, do you?
1511
01:22:20,517 --> 01:22:23,386
%% do you wanna dance?
1512
01:22:29,877 --> 01:22:32,578
Go on, get out there!
Yeah!
1513
01:22:32,579 --> 01:22:34,897
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1514
01:22:34,898 --> 01:22:36,166
%% do you, do you, do you?
1515
01:22:36,167 --> 01:22:39,652
%% do you wanna dance?
1516
01:22:39,653 --> 01:22:42,454
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1517
01:22:42,455 --> 01:22:45,374
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1518
01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:46,910
%% do you, do you, do you?
1519
01:22:46,911 --> 01:22:50,780
%% do you wanna dance?
1520
01:22:50,781 --> 01:22:53,316
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1521
01:22:53,317 --> 01:22:56,119
%% do you, do you, do you,
do you wanna dance?
1522
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:57,370
%% do you, do you, do you?
1523
01:22:57,371 --> 01:23:01,173
%% do you wanna dance? %%
1524
01:23:07,047 --> 01:23:09,682
(cheering)
1525
01:23:18,591 --> 01:23:21,427
Attention!
Give it to me.
1526
01:23:21,428 --> 01:23:23,195
Attention, students.
1527
01:23:24,815 --> 01:23:26,149
(Togar) attention, students.
1528
01:23:26,150 --> 01:23:28,751
Hey, quiet!
Quiet, everybody! Listen!
1529
01:23:28,752 --> 01:23:32,655
This is your principal -
Miss Evelyn Togar!
1530
01:23:32,656 --> 01:23:35,391
I wanna speak
to Riff Randell.
1531
01:23:35,392 --> 01:23:38,728
Quiet! Come on.
Into my office.
1532
01:23:38,729 --> 01:23:40,763
I don't think
it's working.
1533
01:23:40,764 --> 01:23:42,966
I know how to...
You don't think it's working?
1534
01:23:42,967 --> 01:23:46,602
Start talking, Togar.
It's your dime.
1535
01:23:46,603 --> 01:23:50,139
Ok, Randell. I know we've had
our differences in the past,
1536
01:23:50,140 --> 01:23:52,975
But I think it's time we tried
to understand one another.
1537
01:23:52,976 --> 01:23:55,461
I think the problem is clear.
1538
01:23:55,462 --> 01:23:59,165
I am a reasonable,
well-educated, mature
adult member of society,
1539
01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:04,370
And you are a spoiled
heathen punk who has
taken over my school.
1540
01:24:04,371 --> 01:24:06,738
(applause)
1541
01:24:14,047 --> 01:24:16,248
So let's make a deal.
1542
01:24:16,249 --> 01:24:19,585
I can have you expelled
and turned over to the police.
1543
01:24:19,586 --> 01:24:22,154
But I'm gonna
forget about that
1544
01:24:22,155 --> 01:24:25,157
And just put one black Mark
on your permanent record
1545
01:24:25,158 --> 01:24:27,877
That will follow you throughout
the rest of your life...
1546
01:24:27,878 --> 01:24:30,062
(all murmur)
1547
01:24:30,063 --> 01:24:32,998
...If you'll just
come out of there right now.
1548
01:24:32,999 --> 01:24:36,185
(all protest)
1549
01:24:36,186 --> 01:24:40,756
I don't think one more
black Mark is gonna make
too much of a difference.
1550
01:24:40,757 --> 01:24:44,827
Eaglebauer, your partner,
comes through again.
All right.
1551
01:24:48,298 --> 01:24:50,466
(screams)
1552
01:24:50,467 --> 01:24:54,904
Here's what I think about
your school records, Togar!
1553
01:24:54,905 --> 01:24:58,941
You handled that very well,
Miss Togar.
1554
01:25:06,717 --> 01:25:09,017
What's that?
1555
01:25:09,018 --> 01:25:11,587
I don't know. I...
1556
01:25:11,588 --> 01:25:13,522
Miss Togar!
1557
01:25:13,523 --> 01:25:16,092
(both yelling)
1558
01:25:24,835 --> 01:25:29,438
Well, now they've done it.
Destroying government property.
1559
01:25:29,439 --> 01:25:32,942
I think ya failed,
Miss Togar. I think we're
gonna have to do it my way.
1560
01:25:32,943 --> 01:25:35,511
I think you're right.
1561
01:25:35,512 --> 01:25:38,514
Randell, I just talked
to the chief of police.
1562
01:25:38,515 --> 01:25:41,918
You're not out in five minutes,
he's going to Storm
the building.
1563
01:25:41,919 --> 01:25:43,752
Well, you heard it, folks.
1564
01:25:43,753 --> 01:25:46,989
Miss Togar has just
given the students
of rock-'n'-roll high
1565
01:25:46,990 --> 01:25:48,324
An ultimatum.
1566
01:25:48,325 --> 01:25:52,394
A classic confrontation
between mindless authority
1567
01:25:52,395 --> 01:25:54,730
And the rebellious
nature of youth.
1568
01:25:54,731 --> 01:25:58,000
The moment of truth
is at hand. What will
these kids do next?
1569
01:26:20,123 --> 01:26:22,091
Boy, this sure is
rock-'n'-roll high school.
1570
01:26:22,092 --> 01:26:24,994
Yeah, we liked it so much,
we're gonna play it
on our next album.
1571
01:26:24,995 --> 01:26:28,797
To show our appreciation,
we're gonna make you
an honorary Ramone.
1572
01:26:28,798 --> 01:26:31,417
(students cheering)
1573
01:26:31,418 --> 01:26:33,219
(girl yells)
1574
01:26:34,687 --> 01:26:37,623
Hey, guys, people say
that your music is loud
1575
01:26:37,624 --> 01:26:40,510
And destructive
and lethal to mice,
1576
01:26:40,511 --> 01:26:43,763
But I think you're
the Beethovens of our time.
1577
01:26:43,764 --> 01:26:45,731
That was a good one,
Mr. Mcgree.
1578
01:26:56,009 --> 01:26:58,944
(timer ticking)
1579
01:27:08,488 --> 01:27:10,823
Kate, is it a go?
It's a go.
1580
01:27:10,824 --> 01:27:13,559
All right!
Everybody follow me.
We're gonna evacuate.
1581
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:15,978
I guess we should
rush the building.
1582
01:27:17,814 --> 01:27:19,048
Not so fast. Look.
1583
01:27:23,486 --> 01:27:24,653
They're coming out.
1584
01:27:27,257 --> 01:27:28,657
It's over.
1585
01:27:28,658 --> 01:27:30,459
We won.
1586
01:27:31,345 --> 01:27:34,146
Ladies and gentlemen,
school is out.
1587
01:27:34,147 --> 01:27:37,583
It appears as if the final bell
has rung for these students.
1588
01:27:37,584 --> 01:27:40,052
Has Riff Randell given up?
1589
01:27:40,053 --> 01:27:42,221
Has she and her
fellow classmates
1590
01:27:42,222 --> 01:27:45,257
Failed Miss Togar�s
final exam?
1591
01:27:45,258 --> 01:27:47,993
Is this the end
of rock-'n'-roll high?
1592
01:27:47,994 --> 01:27:51,397
Just what do you
have to say for yourself,
young lady?
1593
01:27:51,398 --> 01:27:54,700
I have seen the errors
of my ways.
1594
01:27:54,701 --> 01:27:58,837
I'd just like to say
to all students everywhere
1595
01:27:58,838 --> 01:28:02,175
That you may think the school
is yours for a while,
1596
01:28:02,176 --> 01:28:06,245
But it's always
run by the principal
and her administration.
1597
01:28:06,246 --> 01:28:07,680
That's nice.
1598
01:28:07,681 --> 01:28:10,249
Vince Lombardi high is...
1599
01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:13,636
Is your school, Miss Togar,
1600
01:28:13,637 --> 01:28:15,571
So you can have it.
1601
01:28:15,572 --> 01:28:18,891
Well, I'm very happy to see
that you've come to your senses.
1602
01:28:18,892 --> 01:28:21,194
And what would you have done
with the school, anyway?
1603
01:28:21,195 --> 01:28:24,480
Rock the roof off it.
Hit it, Marky!
1604
01:28:26,883 --> 01:28:31,587
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1605
01:28:31,588 --> 01:28:34,890
%% well, I don't care
about history
1606
01:28:34,891 --> 01:28:36,992
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1607
01:28:36,993 --> 01:28:39,962
%% 'cause that's not where
I wanna be...
1608
01:28:39,963 --> 01:28:42,415
It's so loud.
1609
01:28:42,416 --> 01:28:44,717
%% I just wanna have some kicks
1610
01:28:44,718 --> 01:28:47,220
%% I just wanna
get some chicks
1611
01:28:47,221 --> 01:28:51,290
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1612
01:28:51,291 --> 01:28:54,360
%% well, the girls out there
knock me out, you know
1613
01:28:54,361 --> 01:28:56,729
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1614
01:28:56,730 --> 01:28:59,432
%% cruisin' around in my GTO
1615
01:28:59,433 --> 01:29:01,900
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1616
01:29:01,901 --> 01:29:04,437
%% I hate the teachers
and the principal
1617
01:29:04,438 --> 01:29:06,905
%% don't wanna be taught
to be no fool...
1618
01:29:06,906 --> 01:29:09,542
Those Ramones
are peculiar.
They're ugly...
1619
01:29:09,543 --> 01:29:11,661
Ugly, ugly people.
1620
01:29:14,614 --> 01:29:17,516
%% fun, fun,
rock 'n' roll high school
1621
01:29:17,517 --> 01:29:19,685
%% fun, fun,
rock 'n' roll high school
1622
01:29:19,686 --> 01:29:22,187
%% fun, fun,
rock 'n' roll high school
1623
01:29:22,188 --> 01:29:24,790
%% fun, fun, oh, baby
1624
01:29:24,791 --> 01:29:27,293
%% fun, fun, oh, baby
1625
01:29:27,294 --> 01:29:29,795
%% fun, fun, fun, fun
1626
01:29:29,796 --> 01:29:32,197
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1627
01:29:32,198 --> 01:29:34,800
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1628
01:29:34,801 --> 01:29:37,469
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1629
01:29:40,206 --> 01:29:42,675
%% well, I don't care
about history
1630
01:29:42,676 --> 01:29:44,677
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1631
01:29:44,678 --> 01:29:47,579
%% 'cause that's not where
I wanna be
1632
01:29:47,580 --> 01:29:50,199
%% rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1633
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:52,485
%% I just wanna have some kicks
1634
01:29:52,486 --> 01:29:54,970
%% I just wanna
get some chicks
this is wrong.
1635
01:29:54,971 --> 01:29:57,506
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1636
01:29:57,507 --> 01:29:59,975
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1637
01:30:02,695 --> 01:30:05,297
%% fun, fun,
rock 'n' roll high school
1638
01:30:05,298 --> 01:30:07,966
%% fun, fun,
rock 'n' roll high school
hey, my man.
1639
01:30:07,967 --> 01:30:10,269
What can I do for ya?
1640
01:30:10,270 --> 01:30:12,938
%% fun, fun, oh, baby
1641
01:30:12,939 --> 01:30:15,307
%% fun, fun, oh, baby
1642
01:30:15,308 --> 01:30:17,510
%% fun, fun, fun, fun
1643
01:30:17,511 --> 01:30:20,329
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1644
01:30:20,330 --> 01:30:22,681
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1645
01:30:22,682 --> 01:30:25,351
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school
1646
01:30:25,352 --> 01:30:28,070
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock 'n' roll high school %%
1647
01:30:28,071 --> 01:30:29,921
(students cheering)
1648
01:30:45,338 --> 01:30:47,206
Yay!
1649
01:30:47,207 --> 01:30:51,877
Detention. Detention.
Detention. Detention.
1650
01:30:51,878 --> 01:30:56,515
Well, that about wraps it up
here at rock-'n'-roll high.
1651
01:30:56,516 --> 01:31:00,685
Remember, if your principal
ever gives you trouble
1652
01:31:00,686 --> 01:31:04,356
And you want this to happen
at your school,
1653
01:31:04,357 --> 01:31:07,393
You just give old
screamin' Steve a call.
1654
01:31:07,394 --> 01:31:11,430
I'm in the book
under "screamin'"!
1655
01:31:13,866 --> 01:31:16,535
%% well, I don't careabout history
1656
01:31:16,536 --> 01:31:19,271
%% rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1657
01:31:19,272 --> 01:31:21,806
%% 'cause that's not whereI wanna be
1658
01:31:21,807 --> 01:31:24,410
%% rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1659
01:31:24,411 --> 01:31:26,678
%% I just wanna have some kicks
1660
01:31:26,679 --> 01:31:29,314
%% I just wannaget some chicks
1661
01:31:29,315 --> 01:31:33,352
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1662
01:31:33,353 --> 01:31:36,422
%% well, the girls out thereknock me out, you know
1663
01:31:36,423 --> 01:31:38,957
%% rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1664
01:31:38,958 --> 01:31:41,593
%% cruisin' around in my GTO
1665
01:31:41,594 --> 01:31:43,862
%% rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1666
01:31:43,863 --> 01:31:46,331
%% I hate the teachersand the principal
1667
01:31:46,332 --> 01:31:49,134
%% don't wanna be taughtto be no fool
1668
01:31:49,135 --> 01:31:51,603
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1669
01:31:51,604 --> 01:31:54,373
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1670
01:31:57,009 --> 01:31:59,311
%% fun, fun,rock 'n' roll high school
1671
01:31:59,312 --> 01:32:01,913
%% fun, fun,rock 'n' roll high school
1672
01:32:01,914 --> 01:32:04,616
%% fun, fun,rock 'n' roll high school
1673
01:32:04,617 --> 01:32:06,851
%% fun, fun, oh, baby
1674
01:32:06,852 --> 01:32:09,288
%% fun, fun, oh, baby
1675
01:32:09,289 --> 01:32:11,823
%% fun, fun, fun, fun
1676
01:32:11,824 --> 01:32:14,326
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1677
01:32:14,327 --> 01:32:16,795
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1678
01:32:16,796 --> 01:32:19,864
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1679
01:32:21,901 --> 01:32:24,636
%% I don't careabout history
1680
01:32:24,637 --> 01:32:27,072
%% rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1681
01:32:27,073 --> 01:32:29,641
%% 'cause that's not whereI wanna be
1682
01:32:29,642 --> 01:32:32,010
%% rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1683
01:32:32,011 --> 01:32:34,580
%% I just wanna have some kicks
1684
01:32:34,581 --> 01:32:36,948
%% I just wannaget some chicks
1685
01:32:36,949 --> 01:32:39,718
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1686
01:32:39,719 --> 01:32:42,321
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1687
01:32:44,924 --> 01:32:47,392
%% fun, fun,rock 'n' roll high school
1688
01:32:47,393 --> 01:32:49,928
%% fun, fun,rock 'n' roll high school
1689
01:32:49,929 --> 01:32:52,431
%% fun, fun,rock 'n' roll high school
1690
01:32:52,432 --> 01:32:54,933
%% fun, fun, oh, baby
1691
01:32:54,934 --> 01:32:57,336
%% fun, fun, oh, baby
1692
01:32:57,337 --> 01:32:59,938
%% fun, fun, fun, fun
1693
01:32:59,939 --> 01:33:02,374
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1694
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:04,976
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1695
01:33:04,977 --> 01:33:07,579
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school
1696
01:33:07,580 --> 01:33:10,115
%% rock, rock, rock, rock,rock 'n' roll high school %%
1697
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:21,115
---the end---
1698
01:33:22,305 --> 01:34:22,196
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