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Hey, Joey, come on down here,
the cab will be here any second.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Now as soon as your plane
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gets into Miami I
want you to call me.
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- Alright, Eleanor, alright.
- Alright.
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And to make sure
none of those women
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mess with you on the beach.
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- Uh-huh.
- I bought you these.
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You want me to wear
a shower curtain, baby?
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Either you wear
those or I'm gonna
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pin my picture to your chest.
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Oh, come on, I'm
not going to Florida
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to relax on the beach.
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You know I'm going to a
sanitation workers convention.
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You know, we've got
business to conduct.
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There's gonna be seminars and
discussion groups all-day long.
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Yeah, and just think
I'll be right there.
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Ah! I got goosebumps.
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Oh, sweetheart, why
couldn't you be coming with me
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instead of this knucklehead.
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Oh, roc, now. Look, you know
I'm not ready to leave the baby.
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And besides, you owe Joey a trip
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'for working on your
election campaign.'
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hey, pop, pop. You
sure you can't come?
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Well, don't take
it personal, son.
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But to fly over a 1000
miles to be in a hotel
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full of trash-collectors is
too close to my idea of hell.
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Yeah, and besides, you'll
miss out on all the nothing
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you do around here all-day.
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[Car honking]
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Well, I guess you
got to get going.
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Alright, sweetie.
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- Bye, sis.
- Kiss your daddy goodbye.
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- 'Bye-bye, Marcus.'
- 'Bye-bye.'
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man, this is gonna be great
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Joey Emerson in the supermodel
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capital of the world and
my only competition is
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a bunch of garbagemen.
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It's like playing poker
with a marked deck.
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I don't know where you're
gonna be playing all this poker at
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you know what I mean, because
you're sharing a room with me.
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- I don't have a room by myself?
- No, you don't.
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How am I supposed to entertain
supermodels with you snoring?
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Roc, wait this messes
up my plans. Hey, hey.
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I'll give you $20 if
you'll sleep in the tub.
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[Theme song]
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[Scatting]
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♪ Baby
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♪ there's a man
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♪ with no future
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♪ so it seems
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♪ can't live out his dreams
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♪ now he's trapped
into thinking ♪
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♪ he won't succeed
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♪ and he can't believe
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♪ live your life today ♪ oh yeah
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♪ not for tomorrow
♪ not for tomorrow
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♪ oh ♪ ooh
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♪ live your life today
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[upbeat music]
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I mean, the seminar was called
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"new technologies
in trash collecting."
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I mean, it was amazing.
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They're actually
working on robot trucks.
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You just holler a command
into the dashboard
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and it does it!
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Stop it, roc. You're
blowing my mind.
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And the best part is, it
doesn't give me any backtalk
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like you, Fred.
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- Roc.
- Yeah. What?
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- You're not gonna believe this.
- What?
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But there are beauticians here.
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They're having a convention
right here in the hotel!
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So what are you so excited
about, Ernie? You're married.
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I know, and I love my wife.
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Man, but did you see
what they did to my nails?
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Yeah, they cut
them claws, I see.
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Ah..
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey, roc. Roc.
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Roc, this is Tracy. Now, Tracy's
from the tangled hair boutique.
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Yeah. The word is she does the
best cellophane wrap in Seattle.
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Oh, Joey, stop embarrassing me.
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[Laughing] Roc,
this is too easy.
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They're jumping in the boat. Why
don't you give me that room key?
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Joey, look, look, look.
I own the harbor, right?
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So, you have to dock
your ship some place else.
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♪ O-o-oh
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whoo!
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Ah. Forget it.
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That car will not start.
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But it doesn't matter anyway.
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I heard on the car radio
that everything's closed.
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- The whole city is shut down.
- Uh-oh.
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I knew I should've
hit the grocery store
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before the storm hits.
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Great, we can't get
to the video store
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and we can't watch TV
'cause our antenna's broken.
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What're we gonna do all-night?
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Young lady, have you ever heard
of the fine art of conversation?
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Yeah, but the TV's out
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how are we supposed
to watch any talk-shows?
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Well, I know
what I'd like to do.
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Let's play the black Americans
of achievement game.
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You roll a dice and you never
know where they're gonna land.
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Ira aldridge. Ida b.
Wells or king Oliver.
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I love this game.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Who would be out in this storm?
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- Ooh, carolita.
- Hi.
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- Hey, Sheila.
- Hey, carolita, what's up?
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Ooh, girl, I got a problem.
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My cousin, the one I stay with
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can't get back from
DC in the storm
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and I ain't got no house keys.
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So, uh, can I stay
in your crib tonight?
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You mean, you have
nowhere else to go.
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Obviously, if I did,
would I be here?
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But you see, there's a
problem with you staying here..
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We don't like you.
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[Laughing]
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Daddy, stop it.
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Oh, carolita, it's okay, you
can go on and spend the night.
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Sheila, can we see you
for a minute over here?
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Now, Sheila... We told
you, you couldn't be friends
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with that little girl anymore.
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She's the one that got you
involved in her shoplifting.
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But I swear, I stopped
hanging with her
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right when that happened.
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She must really need
some place to stay.
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Alright. Let's just try to
make the best of this situation.
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'Ey, what's wrong with this TV?
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Did the bald head
guy build it himself?
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The TV's out. We're
gonna play this game.
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Ooh, and afterwards,
we'll dance the hokey pokey
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and then tell ghost stories.
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Daddy!
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[Chuckling] Where are you goin'?
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To get some duct tape
and some electrical cord.
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If we bundle her up real tight
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I think she'll fit
under the couch.
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Oh, stop.
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[Instrumental music]
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Yeah, baby. Yeah, I'm tired.
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I'm just gonna lay here..
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And watch some TV for a while.
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Yeah, look, now..
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Now, that carolita's there..
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Just make sure you
hide the valuables.
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Yeah. I love you
too, sweetheart.
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Mm-hmm.
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What'd you say?
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Say that again.
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Alright.
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You keep talking
like that, i'MMA dive
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right through this phone.
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Okay, I love you too, baby.
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[Blows kisses] Bye-bye.
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Y'all know what I'm saying
though, right? Hey, roc. Roc.
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I want you to meet some friends
of mine. You met Tracy, right?
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This is Pam and this is Monica.
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N-N-Nice to meet
you. Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, they were all roommates
together in beauty school.
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What do you think
would work best, girls?
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Minoxidil, Rogaine, astroturf?
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I wouldn't do anything to it.
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Why, thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Come here, Joey, l-l-l-let
me talk to you a minute.
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- What is going on here?
- What's going on here?
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I think Pam has a
thing for bald men.
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I'm not talking about that, why
you bringing these women here?
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'Cause we're about to have a
party, roc, as a matter of fact
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some of your garbagemen
colleagues are about to join us.
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Did you stop to think that maybe
I'm not in the mood for a party?
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- I'm sorry girls but you're...
- Great idea having this party.
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[Crowd cheering]
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What's up? What's
up? What's up, y'all?
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- Come on in. Come on in.
- J-Joey. Jo..
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- Hey, I'm hungry.
- Oop. She's hungry.
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Hey, Fred, order
room service, will...
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- Room service?
- A-Anybody else need anything?
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Alright, let's see what
we got on the menu here.
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Hey, "lobster newberg.
Rack of lamb. Filet mignon."
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- 'Yeah, order this page, man.'
- Hello, room service.
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Do you serve your lamb
with mint jelly or apricot...
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Look. Look. Look.
The kitchen's closed.?
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Go get your own ch-ch... Lamb.
Just get out of here, everybody.
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Hey, hey! Let's get
some music in here.
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- Yeah!
- 'Come on, baby. Come here.'
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- hey!
- Joey! Joey!
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Joey, look, look, look.
Joey. Joey, look, look.
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I'm going down to the bar and
get a beer, when I come back
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all these people better be
gone. I wanna get some sleep.
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Come on, hey, roc, it wouldn't
hurt you to party a little bit.
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Come on, all garbage
and no play makes roc..
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Roc.
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Where are you going, cutie?
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[Squeaky] I'm leaving.
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Oh, lord, I hope Eleanor doesn't
dust my head for fingerprints.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Hey, bartender, give me a beer.
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Excuse me, could
you pass the pretzels?
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Yeah, sure.
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- Hey, thanks.
- Roc?
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Oh.. What-wha-wha.. Diane!
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Oh, whoa!
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- Hey, whatcha doing here?
- I'm on vacation.
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You're still living in Philly?
That's what your brother said.
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Yeah, I still live there,
just came down here
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to get away for a while.
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The only problem is this
hotel is having a convention
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and there are all these obnoxious
garbagemen everywhere.
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[Chuckles] So what
are you doing here?
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I'm a, I'm a obnoxious
garbageman.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, no, that's okay.
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That's okay. I haven't seen
you since you were a kid!
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- H-How you doing?
- I'm hanging in there.
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- How you doing?
- Well, I'm doing good.
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I've been at this job a while,
you know, and I'm married
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and-and I have a baby son.
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Oh, that's great, you
know I always thought
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you were gonna be a
boxer. You were so good.
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Well, you know, sometimes
things don't work out like you like.
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I used to love to
watch you box at the y.
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You-you used to watch me box?
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Yeah, my brother used to
take me to all your matches.
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I don't know if you
knew this, but I had
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the biggest crush on you.
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Well, no, i-i, you did? I
never knew that. No, no.
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I thought you were so cool.
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Well, um, you know, i-i, well, I
was pretty smooth back then.
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I had, I had this, double-jab
uppercut combination
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used to drop 'em every time.
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- Well, I remember that.
- Yeah.
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Now, can you still do it?
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Well, wait, wait, you-you
want me to try my moves
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right here, I mean, right now?
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Well, I mean, if you
still have some moves.
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You know, unless
you're too old and tired.
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[Chuckles] Did you hear that?
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Am I? Now you wanna see me,
you-you wanna see my moves?
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00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,998
You want me to try my moves?
Right here, right now? Okay.
242
00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:48,794
Alright. Boom! Ha
ha! What do you think?
243
00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:50,657
- Old and tired.
- A-A-Ah!
244
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:54,283
Oh, this is making me
hungry. How about dinner?
245
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:56,760
I know this great
restaurant right on the beach.
246
00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:58,973
- Well, that sounds good to me.
- Good.
247
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,030
Here let me pay for
this. Here you are.
248
00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,208
You know what, whatever
happened to you brother Joey?
249
00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:05,831
I remember in school
he was always goofing off
250
00:11:05,862 --> 00:11:07,452
and getting in trouble.
251
00:11:07,482 --> 00:11:09,902
[Sighs]
252
00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:12,001
You haven't heard, huh?
253
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000
We gave him up for adoption.
254
00:11:22,103 --> 00:11:23,833
[Laughing]
255
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:25,312
I'm sorry your shirt got wet.
256
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:27,904
Yeah, well, that's what we
get for sitting in the front row
257
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,141
at sea world.
258
00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,042
I'll put on a dry shirt
and we'll get going, okay?
259
00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:32,308
- Okay.
- Alright.
260
00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:40,860
- Hey, roc, we..
- Good god. Hello. Hi.
261
00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:44,212
Man, this is some hotel.
262
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:47,171
Usually they just leave
you a mint on the pillow.
263
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,276
Hello, Joey.
264
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,470
I'm sorry, did I tell you
last night I'd be right back.
265
00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:56,481
Joey, it's me, Diane Hubbard
from the neighborhood, remember?
266
00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:59,337
Diane? Yeah, I remember.
What are you doing here, girl?
267
00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:06,338
O-O-Oh.
268
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:09,934
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
269
00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:11,235
Joey, no, Joey. Please, look.
270
00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:13,855
We just met each
other at the hotel bar.
271
00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:16,786
And you were putting
on that shirt because..
272
00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:18,337
'Cause a whale splashed me.
273
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,931
A whale, huh?
274
00:12:21,965 --> 00:12:25,025
Uh, let me speak at you
for a minute, huh, roc?
275
00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:27,548
Roc, look, I know you're
new at making up these stories
276
00:12:27,586 --> 00:12:29,856
so let me give you
a little tip, alright.
277
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,306
Keep it real, okay?
278
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:33,174
Now, see where
you said, "a whale"
279
00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:35,926
I would've said a
waiter, you know.
280
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:38,895
Joey, get your mind
out of the gutter.
281
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:42,031
Roc, you missed all the
garbagemen sanitation seminars
282
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:44,078
this morning, and where you
been hanging out with Diane?
283
00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,043
Look, we're old friends,
we're catching up, you know.
284
00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:47,788
It's perfectly innocent.
285
00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:49,417
Come on, Diane.
Let's hit that jazz club.
286
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:51,758
- Good to see you, Joey.
- Yeah, you too, Diane.
287
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,476
- Roc?
- Hmm?
288
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:57,931
I'm losing all respect for you.
289
00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:59,895
You're acting just like me.
290
00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:04,103
[Instrumental music]
291
00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:09,074
- That jazz club was great.
- I know it sure was.
292
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:11,283
- You're a good dancer.
- Yeah.
293
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,240
Yeah, I told you I
still got my moves.
294
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:15,305
- One more?
- Well, why not?
295
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:16,974
Why not?
296
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,585
[Music continues]
297
00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:25,925
I haven't danced this
much since my marriage.
298
00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:29,275
You know, Diane, i-I've been
meaning to ask you, you know
299
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:32,100
why didn't your husband
come along on this trip with you?
300
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,627
Well, to be honest with
you we've been sort of
301
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,275
having problems lately.
302
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:37,620
I came down here by
myself to sort things out.
303
00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:39,855
Uh-huh.
304
00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:43,236
Why? Would you had rather
that he had come along with me?
305
00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:45,275
[Chuckles]
306
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,590
I don't have to answer
that question, do I?
307
00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:52,068
[Music continues]
308
00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,458
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have done that, roc.
309
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,172
No, no. That-that-that's
okay. That's okay.
310
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,336
Well, actually,
actually, it-it's not okay.
311
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,999
Well, but, uh, don't-don't
worry about it. It's too late now.
312
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,554
- Roc?
- Huh?
313
00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,336
I don't think I
should tell you this
314
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:23,069
but I'm still so
attracted to you.
315
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:25,543
Okay, okay. Don't-don't worry
about it. It'll pass, you know..
316
00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:28,478
It-it'd better pass.
317
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:31,337
Roc, aren't you attracted to me?
318
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:34,138
Um..
319
00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:36,172
Uh..
320
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:39,996
You know, I-I think we should
go to our hotel rooms... Alone.
321
00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:45,344
Yeah, you're right.
That's what we should do.
322
00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:49,658
- Goodnight, roc.
- Goodnight, Diane.
323
00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:53,074
Uh, waitress.
Wait-wait-waitress, waitress.
324
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:55,043
Wa-wa-waitress, give-give
me a drink. Give me a drink.
325
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,338
[Stammering] A cold one.
Lots of ice. Plenty of ice.
326
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:58,999
Just pour it all over me.
327
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,138
But if you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
328
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,481
[Wind whooshing]
329
00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:23,408
I'm bored up in here.
330
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:25,138
Do you wanna play another game?
331
00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:27,422
Yeah, let's play, find something
in this raggedy house to eat.
332
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,308
Is there any more chicken left?
333
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:35,104
No, and until I can get to
the grocery store all we got is..
334
00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:41,547
Ketchup, relish and
garbanzo beans... And cheese.
335
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:45,716
Oh, great. I never imagined my
last meal would be condiments.
336
00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:49,142
Well, you got any
flour? I can make pizza?
337
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:52,722
- You know how to make pizza?
- She's a really good cook.
338
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,588
Well, when you're on
your own as much as I am
339
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,280
you learn to do
things for yourself.
340
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,550
Pizza out of flour, relish
and garbanzo beans.
341
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:01,656
Well, aren't you talented?
342
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,449
Man, you sure are
easy to impress.
343
00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,622
Look, I'm going over
to the oven to make fire.
344
00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:08,517
I must be a genius.
345
00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:13,787
We'll let her make the pizza
and then we'll kick her outside
346
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:16,617
and see what she can make
out of snow and road salt.
347
00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:23,207
Well, carolita, that
pizza was wonderful.
348
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:25,311
Yeah, it was good
enough to be delivered
349
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:27,524
by a pimply-faced
kid in a gremlin.
350
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,703
Yeah, I can cook good alright.
But what good does it do me?
351
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,144
My relatives still
don't want me around.
352
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:37,552
Carolita, can I talk to
you alone a minute?
353
00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:40,656
Sure, but if you kick me off
you won't get any dessert.
354
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:43,659
I was planning on making
my famous davita cheesecake.
355
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,791
Now, I'm gonna
get right to the point.
356
00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:51,617
The way I see it,
you have two choices.
357
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:53,275
You can continue
on the road you're on
358
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,620
and wind up in juvenile hall
359
00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:58,475
or you can take
your talent for cooking
360
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,447
and make something of yourself.
361
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,532
What are you saying, for the
rest of my life I should work
362
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:03,831
in some burger joint?
363
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:07,592
Oh, carolita, you're
thinking way too small.
364
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:11,720
Now, you could be a chef
in a first-class restaurant.
365
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:14,098
Then you'd have a
job you'd be proud of.
366
00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:16,167
And you'd make a lot of money.
367
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,406
And if you're not sure
you wanna be a chef..
368
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,898
There are other
things you could do.
369
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:24,241
You're a smart, creative kid.
370
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:25,715
Don't blow it.
371
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:28,448
So, all these chefs they
make lots of money, huh?
372
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,452
Well, let's put it this way..
373
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:34,212
You see that pizza as flour,
ketchup and garbanzo beans..
374
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:37,691
But in New York and la,
they'd call it nouvellecuisine
375
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,174
and make you
pay 20 bucks for it.
376
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,855
Ooh, what a scam.
377
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,586
Ooh, thanks for the
advice, Mr. Emerson.
378
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,660
- Hmm.
- Now, where's my 20 bucks?
379
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:53,692
I said New York and la. This
is Baltimore. We don't play that.
380
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:00,971
Hey. Hey, there you are. Hey.
381
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,770
Eleanor called, but don't
worry, I covered for you.
382
00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:04,933
I told her you were out
getting splashed by a waiter.
383
00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:07,655
I didn't ask you
to lie for me, Joey.
384
00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:10,279
Whatcha got in your hand, man?
385
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,590
- It's Diane room key.
- Oh.
386
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,450
And I don't have to
cover for you, huh?
387
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,382
Come on, Joey. Don't
jump to conclusions.
388
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:17,933
I haven't slept with her.
389
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:22,282
But I gotta tell you, man..
390
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,480
I'm tempted.
391
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,617
I'm really, really tempted.
392
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:31,168
[Sighs] So what
are you gonna do?
393
00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:41,925
[Sighs]
394
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:43,925
I'm gonna go take a walk, man.
395
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:57,787
- Hey, Diane.
- Hey, roc.
396
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,277
I've been thinking about you.
397
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,830
Yeah, I've been
thinking about you too.
398
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:02,902
I mean, not in that way.
399
00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:05,551
Well, sort of that way, I mean.
400
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:08,756
Well, actually it's between, you
know that way and the right way.
401
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:12,693
You know what I mean? Not
that your way isn't the right way.
402
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:14,674
Well, I've been thinking
about you every which way.
403
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:17,339
Oh, no. Don't-don't-don't
say that. No, don't say that.
404
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:19,549
Look, roc, I know
you're attracted to me.
405
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:20,826
Yes. Yeah-yeah-yeah, I am.
406
00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,552
And your wife
would never find out.
407
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:24,346
No, yeah-yeah-yeah.
That's true. That's true.
408
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,969
So then, give me one good
reason why we shouldn't do this?
409
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,900
Because I love my wife.
410
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:38,314
Roc, I know you do and I'm not
asking you to run away with me.
411
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,034
I just want to spend
one night with you
412
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:44,548
that we're never
going to forget.
413
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:46,336
I mean, Diane, listen, you know
414
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:49,309
y-y-you're right again,
Diane, you know.
415
00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:51,344
I'm sure if I spent
the night with you
416
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:55,379
it would be a wonderful,
wonderful memory.
417
00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:57,723
Right up until the
time I get home..
418
00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,998
And look in Eleanor's eyes.
419
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,934
Then it'll become
something I'll spend
420
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:05,335
the rest of my
life trying to forget.
421
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,659
I see.
422
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,619
I mean, aren't you..
423
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,685
Aren't you concerned..
424
00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,484
About your feelings
when you have to look
425
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,237
your husband in the eyes?
426
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:20,305
My husband hasn't looked
in my eyes in a long time.
427
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,244
Well, then he's out
of his damn mind.
428
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:25,424
You know, roc, when I
married James I thought
429
00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:29,338
I was gonna be
madly in love forever.
430
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:31,339
But like you said about
your boxing career
431
00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:33,029
sometimes things
just don't work out
432
00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:35,588
the way you want them to.
433
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,660
Listen, Diane, listen. I mean..
434
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,549
Marriage is-isn't
easy, you know?
435
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,826
It's-it's-it's something, you
know, you-you-you got to
436
00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,452
you gotta, you gotta
work on, you know.
437
00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:49,522
And you're not solving anything
by sleeping with another guy.
438
00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:52,031
You know what I mean,
even if he is, you know..
439
00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,028
You know, handsome,
you know, and witty
440
00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:57,788
and charming and
sexy and fine and..
441
00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,927
You know... And-and-and
a great boxer.
442
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,925
[Chuckles] An okay boxer.
443
00:21:02,965 --> 00:21:05,685
[Chuckles] Okay.
444
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,554
Okay, roc, I hear you.
445
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:10,586
You wanna do me
one favor though?
446
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:13,930
Yeah, yeah, if it doesn't
get me divorced, yeah.
447
00:21:13,965 --> 00:21:15,895
Have a drink with me.
448
00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:18,901
I'd like to toast the
night we never had.
449
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:21,311
Oh, that sounds good to me.
450
00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:23,624
Hey, give me a bottle, no,
make it a glass of champagne.
451
00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:25,855
Hey, roc, look, look.
452
00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:26,976
I've been thinking
a lot about this, okay
453
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,660
I gotta take a stand, alright.
454
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,559
Now I'm not gonna let you
mess up your marriage, alright.
455
00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:33,586
And I don't wanna have to do
this but you left me no choice.
456
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:36,970
Diane, I'll sleep with you.
457
00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:44,718
[Theme music]
458
00:21:44,758 --> 00:21:52,378
♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪
yeah yeah yeah yeah
459
00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:53,903
♪ yeah yeah
460
00:21:53,931 --> 00:21:57,971
♪ oh oh oh ♪ oh yeah
461
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,830
[woman vocalizing]
462
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,430
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