All language subtitles for Roc s03e09 The Graduate.eng

- Hey, everybody.
- Hey.

Hey, babe.

- Hey, Mr. Emerson.
- Hey, sweetheart.

Is it okay if I go to
the record store?

Why sure, as long as
you're home by dinner.

Cool.

Oh, and, uh, Mr. Emerson, uh,

before I go, I think we have a
little business to take care of.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

There you go,
sweetheart. Run along.

I meant my allowance.
You didn't forget, did you?

No, he didn't forget. He
tries that kiss on the head

trick with me too.

Alright.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

Whoa, a whole dollar.

You know, I wouldn't
have to ask so you often

if you give these things
out more than one at a time.

Oh, go on. Get on, now.

Hey, hey, hey, Eleanor. Ha-ha.

They posted the new job
openings down at work!

Oh, lord. Here we go.

Joey, I'm not looking
for new job for you

I'm looking for me.

Oh, well in that case, aim high.

I will. 'Cause one of us has to.

Here, Eleanor, here.

There's an opening
in management.

Yeah, let's see.

Oh, it says, you need five
years experience. You've got that.

Yeah, and I got a
good work record too.

- Uh-huh, good people skills.
- Yeah.

Oh, sorry rocky,
you were so close.

Mm-hmm.

I got great people
skills, you jackass.

Oh.

Must be in good health.

I can vouch for that.

And must have.. Oh, no, roc.

Have a high school diploma, hmm.

Well, that's the one
thing I don't have.

Well..

Hey, roc, look here,
you know, for $50

I'll rent mine, you can
just white out my name.

Joey, get out of here.

See, if you had a
high school diploma

you'd be smart enough to
realize what a good deal it is.

- Oh, well, you...
- You know, I didn't have...

[theme song]

[Scatting]

♪ There's a man

♪ with no future

♪ so it seems

♪ can't live out his dreams

♪ now he's trapped into
thinking he won't succeed ♪

♪ and he can't believe

♪ live your life today ♪ oh yeah

♪ not for tomorrow
♪ not for tomorrow

♪ live your life today

oh, damn, Eleanor, you
know I really wanted a shot

at being in management.

Ah, you know..

You know, I should've
stayed in school.

Oh, roc, you had your
reasons for dropping out.

Your mama died in the
middle of your senior year.

Baby, that be hard on anybody.

But you know,
it's never too late

to go back and get
your high school diploma.

Oh, come on,
sweetheart, no. No, no, no.

Hey, hey, hey.

You'll need any help
drying the dishes?

Oh, heck. You're finished.

Hey, hey, Joey, Joey, Joey.
Let me ask you something.

You know, how
come you always know

when to come in, just
at the precise moment

we're dryin' the last dish, huh?

You peekin' through
the door or somethin'?

No, actually, I
check the pressure

in the bathroom, upstairs.

See, when the water
pressure goes back up

I know you're finished.

Yeah, see it's simple physics
that any high school graduate

would, whoops..

Ah, Eleanor, you, you understand
what I'm talking about, right?

Okay, I'll give you
simple physics I know.

A foot flying at
the right velocity

will kick a stationary
butt, right in the...

- Joey.
- Yeah.

You leave roc alone
now. He feels bad about

not graduating and I'm
telling him he can still do it.

Oh, baby, look.
Come on, Eleanor..

I'm too old to go back
to school. Come on.

Hey, hey, roc,
all you gotta do is

take a test, it called general
educational development test.

Yeah, I know, Joey.
It's the ged, you know.

Hey, but I just can't
jump into this thing

you know, I gotta, I
gotta think about it.

Let me go empty the garbage,
it'll make me feel better.

I missed you, man.

Eleanor, El-Eleanor, I
told you to remind me

to put a dead bolt
lock on that door.

That's cool, man, you
know, just, you know

don't lock me at
your heart, man.

Oh, George, don't mind him.
Roc's got a lot on his mind.

He's thinkin' about going back
for his high school diploma.

Oh, that's great. You
know, I was gonna go back

and get my high school
diploma too, but they tore down

the high school and
turned into a mall.

So I just went down and
got my school clothes.

Hey, man, can we, can
we help you with somethin'?

Oh, yes. See, I need to get
some old clothes from roc

'cause you know, Halloween
is coming up, you know

and I want to go as roc.

Hope you don't plan
on gettin' much candy.

See, I've been workin', you
know, see I've been workin'

on this, see, I already got
the tied down, you know

I've been workin' on
it already, you know..

So, I can get
roc down, it's like

Joey, Joey, you
need to get a job now.

Oh, George, not now, George.

Eleanor, hmm-hmm-hmm.

You know, I got..

Get the hell out of here.

Roc, if you really wanna get
your diploma, you can get one.

It's gonna take a
lot of hard work now

but, baby, you can do
anything you set your mind to.

Hey, I mean, you know, 'cause
if I get my diploma, you know

I mean, I'd qualify for that
management job, you know.

I mean, you
know, i'm, i'm, i'm..

I'm gonna stop driving
the truck, you know.

There's no future,
in tossing cans..

Eleanor, the future..

The future of garbage
is under new technology

of collecting trash.

I can see it now, Eleanor,
whole new world of garbage

opening up.

I mean, conveyor
belts, you know.

Cans that empty themselves.

You know, lasers, that, um

that, that that burn garbage,

and convert them into fuel.

I don't know where
garbage is going, Eleanor

but I wanna be a part of it.

Yeah, buddy, I can see it now.

Roc following his dream.

Pickin' up trash on
the space-shuttle.

Ow.

And secure the
blessings of Liberty

to ourselves, and our posterity

ah, to, to, ordain, and
establish this constitution

for the United
States of America.

Yeah, that's what
the preamble says.

But what it doesn't
tell you is that

the constitution is a
racist imperialist document.

Written by no good
property owners.

Pop, maybe those powdered wigs

drove them crazy, alright?

Now, what's, what's
the next question, pop?

You see, the
founding fathers were

a bunch of rich
greedy land owners.

And all these historic documents

are basically the by-laws of
their home-owners association.

It's as if they divided the
country into 13 condominiums.

Pop, they're all
dead now. Let it go.

Besides, if it is on the test

I don't wanna
know about it, pop.

Alright, son, if you wanna
douse the torch of truth

and stumble around in
the darkness of ignorance..

Oh, yeah, yeah, why that,
I'd like, I'd like that, pop.

Well, it just bothers me, son

that there's no black
history on this test.

Take Hannibal, for instance.

The greatest military
genius of all times.

They want you to believe
he was a white man

named Victor mature.

And Cleopatra wasn't
a fine black queen.

She was a white
girl named Liz Taylor.

Yo, pop, you know you
might be right about that, pop

but look, I gotta learn
this stuff for the test now.

Now, you're gonna
help me or what?

Alright, son. I'll just keep
my opinions to myself.

Okay, okay, alright,
alright. Well, thank you, pop.

Now the phrase, secure
the blessings of Liberty..

Liberty? Ha-ha.

Washington and Jefferson
are probably in hell right now

laughing at that one.

And so the Greek
warrior, odysseuys

came up with this plan,
right, to take this city of Troy

and he planted this
big wooden horse.

Alright, what was
odysseus' Roman name?

Ulysses.

Alright, he planted
this big wooden horse..

Now, what would
your Roman name be?

Rockess bald headuss?

I don't know, Joey, but
yours would have to be

joeyuss freeloadus.

Stop playing with me, boy.

- We got a lot of work to do.
- Alright, alright.

Now, odysseus planted
this wooden horse

at the gates of Troy, right?

And he filled it up with
soldiers, and at dawn...

So, okay, wait a minute,
how did he get the trojans

to accept the horse?

He told them it was a
gift, right? So at dawn...

And this trojan horse is a
symbol of what modern consumer

product involving safe sex?

Joey, you know, I
think the only reason

you agreed to help me study

was so, you can have fun
sitting here, messing with me.

But it's not gonna be any fun
because I know all the answers.

No, no. See that's not it.

You want me to quiz
you on all this easy stuff.

If you really wanted to
know about Greek mythology

you'd let me hit you with
some of these tough questions.

Well, you can ask me all
the tough questions you got.

Alright, I'm gonna lay you
out now. Check this out.

- Alright.
- Alright.

Name the goddesses
of fire, of sleep

and fertility of the land.

Hestia.

Presephone.

And demeter.

Yeah, you're right. It's no fun
when you know all the answers.

Hey, hey, pop.

Hey, pop, name
the goddess of fire.

So, as soon as
fertilization occurs

the chromosomes
split and recombine

into their respective cells.

They share DNA from both parents

and this is called mitosis.

- Ah, Eleanor.
- Mmm-hmm.

We got a problem.

What's that?

All this talk about
fertilization and mitosis..

Uh-huh.

Makes me wanna
recombine with you.

Oh, roc, I'm talkin' about this

in the most clinical
way possible.

I know.

It's different.

I like it.

Oh, roc..

You gotta concentrate now, baby.

Okay, now.

Within the nucleus of each
cell, there's a number of..

You're right, I like it too.
Come on, let's go, big daddy.

Hey, you two. How would
you like to take in a movie, huh?

Ha-ha-ha. The treat is on me.

Your treat? Thanks,
that really nice.

Oh, don't get too excited.

Between the senior
citizen's discount

and the child's
discount, and his coupon

he'll spend all of two dollars.

That's a buck for you

and a buck and a
coupon for you, pop.

Hell if I gotta take this
practice test, you know

so I could really use
the peace and quiet.

- Alright, okay, son.
- Ha-ha-ha.

- Go ahead and study.
- Good luck.

Alright, pop, you know.

[Whirring]

Oh, no, I gotta, I
gotta get a timer.

I only get five
minutes on this thing.

Okay. Five minutes..

[Clock ticking]

[Tapping on book]

[Bell dings]

Okay, peace and
quiet. Peace and quiet.

Ah, music.

Music will do it.
Music will do it.

[Jazz music]

[Rap music]

Hey, son!

Hey, Mr. Emerson,
how'd you do on that test?

I failed.

What do you mean you're
not gonna take the ged exam?

Just 'cause you failed
that practice test?

Don't you want that
management job?

Yeah, I do, sweetheart,
but I guess, you know

that's out of my
reach, you know.

I'll just stay with
drivin' a truck.

Oh, roc, if you don't
get that diploma

and you go for that job later

I just know you're
gonna regret it.

Well, what's one more,
you know, one more regret?

Hey, hey, hey.

So, what's for dinner?

I got regrets I'm
already livin' with.

What're we talkin' about here?

Roc is thinkin' about
not taking the ged test.

He says, he can't take it 'cause

it's too hard and he's too old.

Well, he's right.

So what're we
having? Beef or fish?

Joey! This is serious.

Look, look, it's my decision

whether to take the test or not.

If I don't wanna take
it, I don't have to take it.

Oh, you're right, son.

You don't have to
get your diploma.

Just 'cause black folks
fought and marched

and died for the right
to get an education

in this country, doesn't
mean you have to have one.

Just 'cause those children

in little rock in 1957
risked their lives to go

to a decent school, just 'cause

James Meredith had to
fight his way in ole miss

just 'cause millions of our
people gave up their sweat

and tears and blood,
so you can take this test

it doesn't mean
that you have to...

- Oh, alright.
- Oh, alright, pop, alright.

Pop, please, alright,
I'll take this test.

Pop, alright, okay,
okay. Alright. Alright.

But let me ask you something

you know, why don't
you ever give Joey

inspirational speeches
about gettin' a job?

Well, Joey's problem exists
in a completely different

socio-political context.

And besides, he walks away.

Like this.

Okay, come on, baby,
let's do one last quiz.

I'm gonna get a good night's
sleep for this test tomorrow.

Alright, you got it, baby.

Okay, question
number one, you ready?

- Yeah.
- Alright.

"At the end of world war ii

Churchill, Roosevelt
and Stalin.."

Oww.

What's wrong?

Oh nothing, I'm just
having a contraction.

[Stammering] Oh, well now

last time, I heard that, that
meant you're having a baby

and if you're having a baby,
then we gotta, we gotta...

No, roc, it's too early. This
couldn't be the real thing.

Now please, let's
get on back to work.

Go on, it's okay. Alright.

"At the end of world war ii

Churchill, Roosevelt
and Stalin.."

Ow!

Wait a minute, now,
you sure, you're okay?

Oh, roc..

If I were really having a baby,
the contractions will be coming

faster and stronger.

Now please, it's
okay. It's okay.

"At the end of world war ii

Churchill, Roosevelt and.."

- Ow, ow ow.
- No, no, no.

El-El Eleanor, is this it?

- Oh, I think this is it.
- You really think this is it?

- I really think this is it.
- Hey, pop!

This is it! Hey, Joey,
hey, Joey, this is it!

This is it! This
is it! This is it!

This is it, pop, this is it!

Everybody, this is it.
Get, get, get the door.

Okay, come on, come
on. Get her a coat.

Get a coat. Give me the coat.

Give me the coat.
Get the car, get the car.

Pop, come on. Pop, come on.

This is it! This is it!

This is it!

I really thought this was it.

I thought, I thought
it was too, baby.

Hey, uh, look here.

Next time, you think, this is it

don't call me until you
see at least a leg or a wing

or something.

Well, I still want to come
along when it happens for real.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Yeah, somethin' to see alright.

The miracle of birth.

By the way, uh, while
we're on the subject

where do babies come from?

- 'Uh..'
- well, uh, they fly..

- They, you know..
- Gotcha!

I'm just kiddin' with you
guys. I already know.

- Oh.
- Oh, girl..

Ooh, that was fun, goodnight.

Oh, roc baby, I'm so sorry.

I kept you from studyin'.

You know, Eleanor

ever since I decided
to take this test

it's been one hassle
after another, you know.

Maybe somebody's
tryin' to tell me somethin'.

Oh, roc, you're just nervous.

You're gonna do fine
on that test tomorrow.

You just need to get
some sleep, baby.

Yeah, but the test is in
five hours, sweetheart

no use going to sleep.

I might as well hit
the books again.

Alright, goodnight, baby.

[Indistinct chatter]

They give out
pencils here, right?

Ah, there's no place like home.

Oh, man! George,
what're you doing here?

Oh, man, I was having
this magical dream, man

it was like you as a tin man,
and Joey was like the scarecrow

and so, who was going
on a yellow big road, singing

♪ ease on down ease on
down down down ooh ooh ♪♪

George, George, George,
George, George, George.

You know, why do
you come to sleep here?

You, you can sleep at home.

Well, see, you know, you told
me you wanted to do your ged

so I thought I'd come down
here and be like, you know

take my ged too,
come on, hit me with this

♪ ease on down
it's your birthday ♪♪

Come on, come on..

Shut up, George. Shut up.

Hello, everyone.

I'm Dave Terry, and I'm the
proctor for your exam today.

Please sign your test
sheets with your name

and social security number.

Oh, I don't know my
social security number

can I just use my
lucky lotto number?

George, if you don't shut up...

Okay, folks, you have
two hours for section one.

And... begin.

Psst.. Roc.

- Roc.
- What?

Are we supposed to
like, put like, circle these in

or we supposed to
put xs beside them?

'Cause I don't know if
you circle them down

or you start making
figures, you know..

- Come on, leave me alone.
- Gentlemen.

In the hallway, please.

Man, Bryant gumbel
is straight trip.

What was all that
talking back there?

Were you guys cheating?

Oh, no, Mr. Terry,
we weren't cheating.

Your honor, I would
like to plead our case

me and my client will
simply confirm because if you

watch the video-tape we were
nowhere there in the vicinity...

George, George,
George, George, George.

Um, Mr. Terry, we
weren't cheating.

Unfortunately,
George is my neighbor.

And he was askin'
me about you know

how to fill in the
bubbles, and you know..

Why should I believe you?

Oh, you don't
think I'll be cheating

off a guy like him, do you?

- Six, six.
- What?

Six, that's my social
security number, six.

Uh, ne-ne need I say more?

Tell you what?

I'm gonna give you
guys another chance.

Go in and take your test.

Man, does William Scott still
get on your nerves, you know..

Roc, you know, the
answer for your middle name

on the test, you
know, I was thinking

I would go with
something like Malik.

Yeah.

Yeah, go for it, George.
That's a good name, go for it.

Uh, how do you spell that?

Huh, Malik. Ma-lik

I think that's uh, a-s-s.

You know, that don't look right.

- Hey, Joey.
- Yeah?

- The mail come in yet?
- Yes, it has.

- Did my test scores come in?
- Yes, they did.

- Where'd you put 'em?
- Well..

That information's gonna
cost you five dollars.

Joey, I'll break...

Hey, hey, hey,
roc. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, isn't it worth five dollars
to find out that you passed?

Don't play with me.

- What?
- You passed.

- I passed?
- You passed.

- I passed?
- You passed that.

You passed.

Eleanor. Eleanor.

Eleanor.

- I passed.
- Ah! Congratulations, baby.

I knew you can do it.

Hey, hey, and I did
pretty good too, look.

- An 81.
- Ha-ha-ha.

That ain't nothin'. I
got an 89, check it out!

Well, let me see that.

George, that's a 68.

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