All language subtitles for Roc s03e08 Respect.eng

It's there. It's there.

[Indistinct chatter]

- I knew it. Yes.
- Twenty-eight to seven.

All I hope know is the other
side changes his team position

to Dr. Kevorkian.

See, Joey, Joey, look,
Joey, see, you gotta

you gotta have Patience, man,
football is a game of interest.

Hey, guys, guys, the
Washington redskins cheerleaders.

Alright, look at here,
look at here, look at here.

- Ooh, that's good.
- Yeah, cheerleaders.

That's what I call the game
of inches. I'm talking 36-24-38.

- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- You right, you right, 38.

Well, I like a woman
with a big onion.

[Laughter]

- It brings tears to my eyes.
- Mine too.

Yeah, you want a butt big
enough to put your beer on.

No, uh-uh, it's, it's
gotta be big enough

to put the beer on one cheek

and a remote
control on the other

so you can slap it until..

[Laughter]

Don't even tell me where
you'd put the TV guides.

H-h-h-how long

you been standing
there, sweetheart? Baby?

Long enough to know I
got a few onions to fry.

[Theme music]

♪ There's a man

♪ with no future

♪ so it seems

♪ can't live out his dreams

♪ now he's trapped
into thinking ♪

♪ he won't succeed

♪ and he can't believe

♪ live your life today

♪ oh yeah ♪ not for tomorrow

♪ not for tomorrow

♪ oh oh

♪ live your life today

I can't believe the way
you all talk about women.

You guys are dogs.

Come on, sis, now these
women gonna go through

all this trouble to learn
all this precision wigglin'.

Shoot, I owe it to 'em to watch.

Well, if you're gonna
watch 'em like that

you gonna need a bib.

Eleanor, you know we're not
just gawking at these women

I happen to respect
the female form

as a beautiful work of art.

Oh, and, and which work of
art did you respect more, sly

your ex-wife or the woman
she caught you with?

Damn, that's cold.

Roc, you've been awful
quiet throughout all of this.

Yes, I have.

Well, why don't you tell
us what you think, roc?

I think i'm the
luckiest man alive

to be married to you.

Oh, roc, why don't you
just come on out and admit it

you like looking at
all those pretty girls

'cause I'm all fat and pregnant.

Oh, that's not true, Eleanor.

I like looking at pretty
girls before you got fat and..

Can-can-can-can I start over?

Roc, you're trapped

why don't you go
ahead and chew off a leg

and limp to safety.

Come on, sly,
let's get out of here.

Let's go get some food
and go to your place.

I'm ready.

You know I expect
this from Joey and sly

but I'm surprised at you, roc.

Oh, come on, Eleanor, I'm
not doing anything wrong.

I mean, come on, these
girls are cheerleaders.

You know, I mean
they're paid to dance

and look pretty
and stuff, you know.

I-i-i-i was, I was
just watching them.

Roc, how would you like it
if you were doing your job

and a bunch of women
watched you in this way.

Imagine you emptyin' a dumpster

and there's a crowd of
women standing on the sidewalk

gawkin' and hootin' and
hollerin' at your every move?

[Snaps finger]

Roc, you better come back
here from where you are.

Oh, come on, Eleanor, you know

you making a big
deal out of nothing.

Roc Emerson, you
are avoiding the issue.

Uh-oh, she called
him by his full name.

What does that mean?

It means roc better
start eating some crow

or we'll be eatin' fried
Bologna for dinner.

Oh, listen, my son
Stevie is gonna drop by

could you tell him we
went over to my place.

No problem.

- What's wrong?
- Nothin'.

You know I hate it when
married people fight.

I'm not gonna get
married until I find the boy

that agrees with
everything I say.

Oh?

And what will you do when
he comes out of the coma?

[Knocking on the door]

Hey, Sheila baby, how you live?

Your father said he'd meet
you at your house. Bye.

Hey, Sheila, what's
your problem?

[Chuckles] You know you
look real fine in that shirt.

Fits you so snug, I wish
I was one of the buttons.

So do I. It'd be a lot
easier to lose you.

You know you and
your friends are real tight

with your little comments.

Don't you guys
ever stop and listen

to how stupid you sound
when you talk to girls?

It's not stupid,
it's a compliment.

Besides it's like my father says

a female form is a work of art.

Yeah, well, here's something
my father says, get out my face.

[Imitating chuckling]

- Oh, son.
- Yeah, pop?

Uh, I have a
favor to ask of you.

Uh, it's my turn to
come up with a field trip

for my group at
the senior center

and I was wonderin' if you
give us a tour of the race track

from an insider's point of view.

Uh, you know I love
to, pop, but actually

I think your friends would have
more fun hanging out with roc

you know this is the time
of the year that the seagulls

returned to the dump.

Alright, son,
I'll just tell them

that you're a very
busy young man

with his whole life ahead of him

unlike those veterans and widows

whose days are dwindling
down to a precious few.

Alright, I'll take the old
folks to the race track.

Uh, I also figured you could
get them a little seminar first

uh, you know on the ins
and outs of horse race.

No, no, no, pop, no
way. Okay? Forget it.

Uh, yeah, you're
right, forget it.

Uh, why should you
do anything for me?

I'm just your father who
stayed home from work

to nurse you when
you had the chicken pox

of course I lost a week's
pay and a promotion

and it probably delayed
my retirement five years.

- But that's alright.
- Have 'em here by 3 o'clock.

Well, that was easy.

I didn't even have
to bring up the time

you set fire to the
Christmas tree.

Mrs. Emerson, could
you drive me to school?

I don't wanna take the bus
'cause I don't wanna see that

doofus Stevie bartlett.

Why's Stevie a doofus?

Well, he's always
sayin' stuff to me.

Tellin' me I'm pretty,
tellin' me I've got nice size

and nice hair, rappin'
stupid songs to me.

See, he thinks he's all that

but he ain't nothin'
but a poop butt.

Now, Sheila, you don't have
to take anything off of this boy

you don't want to, this is 1993.

Today, women stand
up for themselves.

Just like Anita hill stood
up to that Clarence Thomas.

Yeah, but Clarence Thomas
still got on the supreme court.

Uh-huh.

Well, that's not a good example.

It's more like that woman
that stood up to that boy

from the Kennedy family.

Well, nothin'
happened to him, either.

I hear he's a doctor somewhere.

Uh-huh.

That's not a good
example either.

Well, look, Sheila, I'm
sure there're many cases

where brave woman stood
up to a powerful man and won.

Name one.

- Tina Turner! Yeah!
- Yeah!

[Laughs]

Tina Turner, now
see, the point is

women are no
longer the weaker sex.

This is our time and
we comin' into our own.

Well, you're right about that.

We're fighting back
and we not takin'

anythin' off of anybody.

No, we aren't.

We're standin'
tall, standing proud

and takin' charge
of our own lives.

- Take your time, sister.
- Mm-hm.

Now no matter what happens,
you gotta fight for your right.

Now you got to
make it clear to Stevie

in no uncertain terms that
he should leave you alone.

You're right, Mrs.
Emerson, I'm gon' talk to him.

Now that's the spirit.

You know, if us, women

would just stick
together as sisters

we could rule this world.

Then what will we
do with all the men?

We'll line 'em all up
along the highway..

Just in case we get a flat tire.

Oh, good, you're home.

I got you a present.

Oh, so, you're not
still mad at me?

Oh, roc, if I was
still mad at you

would I have brought you this

the 1994 redskin
cheerleaders calendar?

Oh, lord.

And since I know you're
as interested in their minds

as you are their bodies

you can read all these
valuable information

that shows them as
complex individuals.

Take kiki for example.

She's an avid roller bladder

who would like to
end world hunger

and then get her own apartment.

Yeah, very funny,
Eleanor, very funny.

Well, I'm glad you got
a good sense of humor

about this, roc

'cause it makes
me wanna give you

your other present.

Oh, yeah?

Eleanor, you
know if I wear these

I'll catch my death of cold.

I'll keep you warm.

What did you have in mind?

Oh, I was thinking
friction heat.

- Baby, you know what I like.
- Mm-hm.

[Telephone ringing]

[Both groans]

Let me go get rid of this call.

I-i-i-I'm gonna find me
an answer machine.

Hello?

Yes. This is Mrs. Emerson.

What? Is she alright?

Well, of course, we
will. Yes. Goodbye.

What, what-what-what,
what happened?

That was Sheila's teacher.

Sheila got into
a fight at school.

- Well, is she okay?
- Oh, Sheila's fine.

But for the next few
days, Stevie bartlett's

gon' be suckin' his
lunch through a straw.

Okay, roc, so Sheila's teacher
wants us to come by after school

we're gonna sit down with
her and Sheila and Stevie

and his dad and we're
gonna talk about this.

I still don't get it. I mean,
why would Sheila hit Steve.

Because he's been
bothering her at school.

He's been saying things that
make her feel uncomfortable.

Tellin' her she got
pretty hair, pretty eye..

What-what-what-what-what?
That's it?

He complements her? I
mean, you can get hit for that?

Roc, if she doesn't want
him sayin' these things to her

he shouldn't be sayin' 'em.

I agree with that.

But what did you
tell her to do about it?

I told her she didn't have
to take any of that stuff

off of him and I told her she
had a right to be left alone

and that she should
fight for that right.

Oh, okay, you-you
told her to fight?

Eleanor, let me
ask you a question.

I mean is it possible in
your current frame of mind

about men being nothin'
but no good rotten dogs

that you encouraged
Sheila to walk that little boy?

Okay, roc, so
this is all my fault?

I'm beginnin' to think it is.

Well, let me tell you
somethin', roc Emerson.

Woops, full name fight.

I did not encourage
Sheila to hit that little boy

but if she hit him she
must've had a good reason.

Well, wait a minute, come
on, we're talking about

little Stevie bartlett
here. He's a good kid.

Well, roc, even good
kids can be misguided.

I mean there are lot of
bad influences out there.

There are a lot of movies
and video and music today

that give kids idea that it is
cool to disrespect women.

Well, no-no, I don't,
look, I don't like that stuff

anymore than you do, you
know, but that's beside the point.

Stevie didn't start the fight.

Well, look, roc,
it's hard to explain

maybe if you could see it though
Sheila's eyes, you'd understand.

Alright, alright,
alright, alright.

Whatev-whatever
you say, sweetheart.

Look..

School's..

School's not out
'til 3:00, you know..

Which means we still
have a little time to..

You know..

You know.

Roc, if you think I'm
in the mood for any..

You know.

You know.

Then you don't know

your you know what

from your never mind.

Well, I-I-I wasn't in
the mood anyway.

Uh, they're all here now, son

you got your little
talk prepared?

Uh, yeah, yeah, you
know what, pop, I'm thinking

you know, if this
seminar works out

I could do TV infomercials
on gambling, you know

like, like, like, those late
night real estate hustlers.

Check this out, check this
out, okay, I'm in a yatch, right

surrounded by, surrounded
by girls in bikinis right

and then I get Cher to drop
in and I pretend to be surprised

like, "oh, Cher, look,
ladies and gentlemen, look.."

Come back, son.

Uh, folks, let's get started.
Come on now, take a seat.

Take your seat everybody,
make yourself comfortable.

There we go, there we go.

[Clears throat] Good afternoon,
everybody, and welcome to "win at the track

the Joey Emerson way," now,
before we start let me warn you

I could make
you all millionaires

so don't get mad at
me if your taxes go up.

[Laughs]

Oh, right, let's skip the
opening monologue, okay.

In horse racing, there's
several key factors

that you have to keep in mind.

Track conditions,
weights of the jockeys..

Excuse me what qualifies you
as an expert on horse racing?

Yeah, how much money
have you actually won at this?

Uh, no, gambling is not
about winning or losing

like I said it depends on

track conditions,
weights of the jockeys...

How much do you think he makes?

He shares a room with his
father in his brothers house.

I know, his father has suffered
plenty because of this boy.

One year he set fire
to the Christmas tree.

Hey, hey, hey,
okay. Hold it, hold it.

Let's, uh, take a little
time out here, okay.

[Mummering] Pop..
This way please.

So what'd you do, did
you tell these people

every detail of my life?

Uh, son, one thing we
discovered at the senior center is

you can only lie about how
successful your children are

for so long.

Alright, alright, let's move on.

Okay, folks, how many
of you actually know

how to read a racing form?

Oh, so, that's the way it goes

you sit around
reading the racing form

while your pregnant
sister in law

waits on you hand and foot.

I don't see how
you sleep at night.

Uh, uh, excuse me, excuse me

could the students
please hold their comments

till we get to the question
and answer period?

I hear his brother
tries to get him jobs

and he just laughs at him.

I think you oughta stop
readin' the racing form

and take a look at the want ads.

[Applause]

Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey

I-I look at the want ads, okay

it's just that all I
see are desk job

and I happen to be creative,
I happen to be in a ca..

What the hell am I
explaining this to..

Alright, alright,
now, hold it. Hold it.

I didn't bring you you all
here to hurl insults at my son.

Well, Andrew, we're
only repeating the things

that you said a hundred times.

I'm not saying they're not true

I'm just sayin' don't
repeat it to him.

We don't need a
seminar on horse racing.

When I go to the track I
bet on whichever jockey's

wearin' the color of money.

Green.

Oh, that's interesting, you know

I think in professional
gambling circles

that's known as
the stupid method.

Do you wanna take this outside?

People! People! People!

People, let's not have
another ugly incident

like at the oktoberfest.

Now, let's get goin'. We don't
wanna miss the daily double.

Man.

Listen, pop, I don't too much
feel like going to the track now

after the way these buzzards
have picked at my carcass.

Oh, come on, Joey.

We're countin' on
you to drive the Van.

Yeah, that's the least you
can do for your father, you bum.

Hey, you wanna take this
outside? Alright, I'm playin'.

I'm playin'. Give me
a hug. Give me a hug.

- Sheila honey, are you alright?
- I'm fine.

What are you afraid
of, Stevie's eyes

was gonna break her little hand?

Oh, that's real cute, sly.

Wanna see if your onion
breaks my little foot?

No, no, come on.

Roc, if she so
much as touches me

I'm suing you for 2.1 million.

Well, everybody
better calm down.

Look, the point is, sly,
neither one of us knows

what happens between
these kids and neither do you.

Everybody knows
Sheila beat up on him.

Now, roc, get into
this. What do you think?

Well, I'll tell you what I think

you know me, I-I-I
think it's a simple case

of a child being influenced
by a lot of feminist, um..

I-I'm keepin' an open
mind, that's what I think.

Alright, thank
you all for coming.

I know we're all concerned
about what happened

and I think the best
way to get to the truth

is to hear from the
students themselves.

So, Stevie, why
don't you go first?

Well, I was standing
in the schoolyard

mindin' my own
business, Sheila pass by

I complimented her,
and she went off on me.

Show her your eye, now I
think he's gonna need stitches.

You know, this could
wreck his modeling career.

W-Well now, if this is
about compliments...

Stevie's lying. This isn't
just about compliments.

See, he told me I
look real sexy in my top

and when I told him to go away

he started singing
this song to me.

One of the real
dirty ones I hate.

You know the kind that
call girls 'bitches' and 'hoes.'

and when I turned to walk away
from him, he grabbed my butt.

Now that's when I hit him.

Look, look, look, look,
look, look, look, look, look.

Now, maybe he gets
out of hand sometime

but the boy's just a kid,
you know, he'll grow out of it.

Now, wait a minute,
sly, wait a minute

now, we're talking about
a 12 year old boy here

grabbing at girl's butts

that problem's not just gonna
go away like, uh, like pimples.

You've got to set an
example for him, I mean

I mean when you're at
home watchin' television

talking about women
like they're pieces of meat

I mean he picks up on that.

Roc, you sittin' right beside
me doin' the same thing.

Well, I don't have a boy.

[Clears throat]

Although I might be having a
boy but, uh, but, but, you know

but I'll know when to stop

you know from what
I learned here today.

Mr. Bartlett, you, Stevie and I

are going to have to
discuss this problem.

So, would you come
with me, please?

[Chuckles] That's
nice, huh, dad?

Sheila, baby, I am so sorry

that you had to go
through all of this.

Yeah, me too, look, Sheila

sometimes guys
can be really stupid.

Like, I was stupid,
Eleanor, accusing you

of gettin' Sheila all worked up.

Well, thank you, roc,
and I hope you understand

now that all compliments
are not innocent

and that if women don't
wish to be complimented

men should respect those wishes.

Well, no, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute, Eleanor

I don't see nothin' wrong
with calling a woman pretty.

You know, I've never met a
woman who didn't like hearing that.

Hm, in fact, it even
gets you discounts

at the lunch truck.

So you flirtin' with the
lady at the lunch truck?

I, I think I'll
wait in the hall.

I, I wouldn't, I ain't
flirtin' with nobody.

I'm, I'm just trying
to paint you a picture.

Well, let me paint
you a picture, roc.

Big ball husband

on the couch in his
brand new draws..

By himself.

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