All language subtitles for Roc s03e06 Labor Intensive.eng

[Engine revving]

[Indistinct chatter on TV]

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
The baseball playoffs!

This-this year, pop, I'm
watchin' every single game.

- Alright.
- Mr. Emerson.

Did you take your sons
to a lot of baseball games

when they were little?

Oh, yeah, all the time.

Uh, night games, double-headers.

I tell you, those were the
happiest moments of my life.

[Both chuckling]

What?

Pop, you know you
only took us to one game.

And then all you did was
drive us up to the stadium

and drop us off at the gate.

You didn't even
make a complete stop.

Son, this little girl was
raised on television

and Hollywood movies, now,
I'm going to lose her halfway

through the story if I don't
give it an upbeat ending.

Well, pop, you don't
know that for sure.

Sheila, what would
you rather hear, the truth

or the phony Hollywood version?

Is the truth gonna
make me feel good?

No, but you'll be a
better person for it.

- Every home game?
- Mm-hmm!

Oh, there you are, roc!
You better get movin'.

It's time to get
to the hospital.

Aha! Da, da, da. Wait a minute.

Hold, okay, okay. Help!

Help! Help! Help!

[Indistinct chatter]

Relax! Relax!

I mean, it's time for
us to go to our prepared

childbirth classes, remember?

- Eleanor..
- Hm?

E-El-Eleanor, do me a favor.

Until it's actually time
to go to the hospital

would you please
not use the words

"it's time to go
to the hospital?"

I promise. Now let's get goin'.

Alright, baby. Alright,
alright, listen, listen, oh, oh..

E-Eleanor, I mean,
do-do we have to go?

You know, t-tonight's
the baseball playoffs.

Well, roc, you told me you
were excited about going

to the childbirth
classes with me.

Well, you know,
I am, baby, I am.

You know, i'm-i'm, you know

i'm-I'm really
looking forward to it.

Then come on, let's go.

You told her you were excited
about going to those classes?

And you criticize me
for making up stories?

[Theme song]

[Scatting]

♪ Baby

♪ there's a man

♪ with no future so it seems

♪ can't live out his dreams

♪ now he's tricked into
thinkin' he won't succeed ♪

♪ and he can't believe

♪ live your life today

♪ oh yeah ♪ not for tomorrow

♪ not for tomorrow oh oh oh ♪ ah

♪ live your life today

[vehicles honking]

[Indistinct chatter]

So are you taking the long
course or the short one?

- There's a short course?
- Yeah, yeah.

Wives don't tell the
husbands about that 'cause, uh

they wanna prolong the misery.

Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I know, right.

To them it's sharing, you know?

Yeah, but i'm-i'm-I'm
gonna tell my wife, you know

I-I wanna take the short course.

Me, too.

- Uh, El-El-Eleanor?
- Yeah, baby?

Do we have to take
the long course?

Well, roc, by the time I'm done

I will have carried our
child for nine months.

- A-a...
- Ninemonths.

Of morning sickness.

Ninemonths

of back pain and
sleepless nights.

So after I've put
in my ninemonths..

It would be nice if
you could handle

a lousy six weeks of classes.

Nine months.

I got the feeling I'm
going to be listening to this

for a lot longer
than ninemonths.

Okay, let's get started.

Class, I'm Angela Burke and i'm
going to be teaching you mothers

all about childbirth.

And you fathers
will learn everything

from how to pack your
wife's overnight bag

to how to cut the
umbilical cord.

Alright, I'm gettin'
the hell out of here.

Roc.

Sit down.

Now, let's begin tonight's
lesson with an exa...

[man on radio] 'And
there's a high fly ball... '

oh! Oh!

[Chuckles] I apologize
for my husband.

- He's a big baseball fan.
- Oh, yeah..

Hey, w-what's the
score? What's the score?

Roc, you know, I can't
wait to tell our child

how his father put his birth

ahead of everything
else in the world.

Oh, you know, if it's a boy

he'll understand
about the playoffs.

Let's get down to
business, okay?

First I'd like to find out
what everyone knows

about labor and delivery.

Now, at what point during labor
should you go to the hospital?

W-When she's hollering
and screaming and carryin' on.

- And everything like that?
- Uh, jerald?

When the contractions
have been coming

five minutes apart
for at least an hour.

That's right, okay.

Now, who can tell me how
long a typical labor takes?

Uh, six to forty-eight
hours. Uh..

There are exceptions, of
course, but you did say "typical."

Ooh-ooh. Roc, see?

Some husbands take
this class very seriously.

Yeah, well, some otherhusbands

are going to have to talk
to him in the parking lot.

Let's give somebody
else a chance. Uh, roc?

Say, your wife's
water broke at home

what is the first thing
that you would do?

I'd call him.

[Laughing]

Roc, this class is not a joke.

Now, tonight while I'm
at work, I want you to read

these pamphlets on
childbirth and think about

how important this class
is, and in the meantime

please try and pay attention.

Alright, alright.

Ripkin just hit a
double off the wall.

Look, I-I-I can't get into
that right now. I'm sharing.

Sure.

Alright, I'm telling
you, Joey, you know

Eleanor's really taking
this childbirth class seriously

you know? I don't know why
I have to learn all that stuff.

Yeah, you know, I
think pop's generation

had the right idea, just
knock the woman out

and let the man hang out in the
waiting room and pass out cigars

but I guess today they
consider that insensitive.

Yeah, face it, roc, your
sperm picked the wrong decade

to start working.

Thank you. Thank ya. Thank ya.

[Chuckles] Thank you.

You know, the next time I
tell you I can bounce a quarter

on the toothpick,
maybe you'll believe me.

Now I divorce you from your cash

but you still have
visitation rights.

Visit. Bye!

Al fontaine!

What brings you to town?

I had to come back and get a-a
few things that belonged to me.

Your fives, your
tens, your twenties.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Elliot,
give my man al another shot

of whatever he's drinking, yeah.

- Joey Emerson buying a drink?
- Mm-hmm.

Where'd you get the cash?

Your older brother
increasing your allowance?

Hey, hey, man, I saw
you rakin' in all that cash

on your little bar bets, eh?
Yeah, you a high-roller now.

You must be
drivin', what, a pinto?

You ain't still upset
about that little $500

I took from you last poker?

It was $493. Damn, you
exaggerate everything.

As I recall, you
were awfully close.

You had a pretty good
hand goin' and I just got lucky.

I see what you doin', alright?

You trying to suck me
into your little bar bet.

I ain't havin' it.

So you sayin' there's no room

in that dust-ridden
pocket of yours

for a crisp,
fresh-off-the-mint $100 bill?

You name your game.
Come on, let's go.

- High call.
- Come on, you got it.

- You got it. Let's play.
- Right here.

Oh, hell no, we
ain't usin' your deck.

Aye, aye, aye, Elliot

get-get my deck out here.

- Okay?
- Alright.

Yeah, you had come all this way

to lose your money. Bam!

Seven.

Bam! Ten.

Where are my manners, man?
Let's use your deck. That's okay.

Here, here, we'll, we'll..

[Indistinct chatter]

[Angela] Regular exercise
can strengthen the muscles

and help relieve
discomfort during pregnancy.

Remember also that your
baby needs lots of oxygen

during pregnancy, so proper
breathing is very important.

'Let's practice..'

[indistinct chatter]

- Where have you been?
- 'Breathe in..'

uh, well, i'm-I'm sorry,
I'm really sorry, baby

but something came up at work.

What, you had to rush
the garbage to the landfill

before it spoiled?

No, no, no, well, no, I
r-really had to stay late, babe

so, you know, we were, um,
uh, uh, you know, we had a lot of

lot of, uh, p-paper-paperwork
to fill out, you know

and, um, we, uh, uh, you know,
so we had to, you know, you know

discuss that and, uh, you
know, um, uh, you know..

Okay, baby, you got me,
I-I don't wanna be here.

We just better buy
a whole lotta books

for you to read to the baby,
'cause you sure are bad

at making things up on your own.

You see, in this exercise,
the husband helps his wife

to relax each muscle,
through his touch and his words

he communicates
his love and support.

Oh.

Get on away from me, roc.

I don't want you
touching me right now.

- Uh, m-miss?
- 'Yeah?'

she won't let me communicate
my love and support.

- Hi!
- Oh!

Look at this, we have
a special guest tonight.

Everybody, meet
jerald and Suzy's

brand-new baby girl, Maya.

Oh!

Well, hey, I mean, hey, but
you said you wife was only

in her eighth month. I mean,
can't that be kinda tricky?

Tricky isn't the word for it.

There was a moment
during delivery

when everything
was out of control.

The baby's heart rate went
down to almost nothing.

- Oh, man.
- Oh, my god.

'Yeah, it was touch
and go for a while.'

the doctor was looking worried

the nurses started dragging
out all this equipment.

- I thought we gonna lose her.
- Oh, damn, damn!

I mean, w-w-what did you do?

Well, roc, Angela
covered that in class.

What they do is give
the mother oxygen

to bring the baby's
heart rate up.

I-I must've missed
that part, you know?

Once they gave me oxygen,
everything turned out fine.

Thank god we took this
class or we would have been

even more scared than we were.

Yeah, the more you know
going into that delivery room

the better off you and
the baby are gonna be.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

Yeah, well, the
baby's okay now, right?

Oh, yeah, Maya made it through

because bottom-line
she was a healthy baby.

And I really think that's
because we took this class

and did everything right.

Suzy, can I hold her, please?

Yes, of course.

Oh..

Look, roc..

She's so precious.

Yeah, look at that
big-haired little baby.

Hey there, little baby.

[Chuckles]

Just think, roc.

We gonna be having
one of these pretty soon.

Yeah, I know.

And right after that
we're gonna have

two, three, four,
five, six more.

[Laughing]

Okay, everybody, back to work,
we got a lot of ground to cover.

Okay, let's go. Let's go!

[Indistinct radio chatter]

- Yes!
- Uh, Jim, Jim? You..

You, you don't want me
to come over there, do you?

- No.
- 'Okay, come on.'

[indistinct chatter]

Good.

[Car honking]

And three and four

and rest.

And five and six and rest.

And seven and eight and rest.

- Okay, break time.
- N-No.

E-E-Eleanor, no, you've-you've
gotta do more exercise and now..

Roc, I'm havin' a baby, i'm
not trying out for the redskins.

Alright, look, well, if-if
you're not gonna exercise..

- Then drink some water.
- No, roc, no more water.

I'm wrinkling from
the inside out.

Uh, but the baby needs,
now, according to this pamphlet

a pregnant woman should drink
at least eight glasses of water

a day. But that's for
the average baby.

Since it's my baby, I say 12.

Roc, I said no more water.

I've got high and low
tides in my ankles.

Well, come on, now,
this is important now.

T-The pamphlet
said it's important!

Oh, really? Show me where.

- It says right there..
- Hm!

Funny, I don't see it anywhere.

[Mumbling]

[Roc] Alright,
alright, alright, alright.

Roc, please tell
me that this odorless

colorless lump isn't our dinner.

This dinner is low-fat and
full of complex carbohydrates

just what a pregnant
woman needs.

How about that, I didn't know
you could get all that nutrition

from ball and a poop.

That ain't no poop,
baby, that's a bird.

Well, I'm sorry, given my age
and my sophisticated palate

I'm craving a
more exotic cuisine.

I think I'll break open those,
uh, cheese and crackers

I keep in my nightstand.

- Hey, Joey!
- Hey, pop.

What you got there?

I got some cheese and crackers
I found in your nightstand.

Ah, Joey, I can understand
you not wanting to eat

that mess in the kitchen,
but why couldn't you

take yourself out for a dinner?

Well, I kinda lost all my money

on a stupid bar
bet with al fontaine.

- Al fontaine?
- Yeah.

I forbade you to see him
when you were nine years old

and I forbid you to see him now.

Pop, I'm over 30, you can't tell
me who to play with anymore.

Joey, didn't you once
lose $500 to that man?

It was $493.

Man, why does
everybody just-just

blow it out of proportion?

Well, you just stay
away from him.

Now, you can't beat
al. You gamble for fun.

- He gambles for a living.
- Hey, pop, I can beat him.

I can gamble for a
living if I wanted to, too.

If I won some more.

Oh, Joey, these dumb
bar bets are beneath you.

Why can't you just walk away?

Pop, it's not the
money, it's the thrill

of putting yourself
on the line, pop.

It-it's-it's t-that excitement
of-of taking chances.

Well, since you
love taking chances

uh, that cheese
expired three years ago.

[Indistinct chatter]

Bam! Six for six!

Pay up, my man.

Alright, who the next
victim up in here?

Alright, al, I'm
ready for a rematch.

Yo, ems, my
personal atm machine.

I think I'll make a
withdrawal this evening.

Put your money
where you mouth...

Joey, can I see you a minute?

Son, now don't take
this the wrong way

but I've been sitting
here for an hour

and I've watched al
clean out six people.

When you walked in, I swear

I saw a big seven
on your forehead.

Pop, pop, listen, listen, you
don't understand, I'm working

a angle. I got him, I'm
gonna take him. Watch.

Uh, son, I'm sure you've
got a good game plan

but maybe you
should go home now.

You know, I, I really
like you in that shirt.

Pop, please, check this
out, check this out, alright?

Alright, al, here's the game.

I got a $100 that says I
can recite the alphabet

backwards, clean, no
mistakes, faster than you.

Man, what in the hell
kind of bet is that, man?

That's the kind of bet you
make in a bar on "sesame street."

[Laughing]

Well, if you watched "sesame
street," al, then you know

that the alphabet is
the one with the letters

and not the numbers.

- Ooh.
- Alright, alright.

- Start the clock.
- Go.

Z, y, x, w, v, u, t, s, r, q, p

o, n, m, l, k, j, I,
h, g, f, e, d, c, b, a.

Time to pay me, bam!

[Cheering]

Alright, alright, alright,
alright, enjoy yourself.

- But the game ain't over.
- Uh, Joey.

- What?
- Fake an injury, take a dive.

Pop, please.

- Start me off, al.
- Go.

Z, y, x, w, v, u, t, s,
r, o, q, p, n, m, l, k..

N, m, l, k.. N, m, l, k..

J, I, I..

I owe you a $100.

- Hey, drinks on al, yes!
- Hey!

Mrs. Emerson,
the movie's starting.

Oh, good. "Sister act."
I just love this movie.

Just what I need after
a hard day at work.

A good laugh.

Oh, I'm glad you're
home, Eleanor.

Hey, look, I found
something new for the baby.

Mm-hmm, music.

[Chuckles]

Roc, the baby's not
in the mood for music.

The baby just wants to
kick back, do a little swimmin'

watch whoopie goldberg.

Come on, baby, this
is important, you know?

I read, in the third trimester

that the baby can pretty
much hear everything.

And they find
music very soothing.

So I'm playing him classic jazz.

[Jazz music]

You don't have any choice now

but when you get out,
I'll play you some swv.

Yes, I will.

Y-Yeah.

Roc, I was about
to watch a movie.

Okay, okay, if you don't,
if you don't want to listen

to music, then, then do
something for the baby

like, um, like, take a nap.

- I'm not sleepy right now, roc.
- Well, then, get sleepy.

You can get sleepy if
you wanna get sleepy.

No, roc, I can't get
sleepy right now

'cause I'm all worked up.

Someone's got me all worked up.

And do you know who
that person is that's got me

all worked up, roc? Do you
know who that person is?

Eleanor, a simple
no will suffice.

No, no, no!

There, I gave you
three, that should suffice.

Roc, I hate it when you
boss me around like this.

You know, you can be
a very controlling person.

Come on, Eleanor, you're
pregnant and you're just acting

a little crazy, but
that's okay, baby.

Look, I don't get you,
you know what I mean?

You get mad at me
at the class for not

paying attention, so I
start paying attention

and you get mad at me for
paying too much attention.

I mean, how can I be controlling

when I'm too busy
being confused?

Roc, I didn't tell
you to go overboard!

Look, I just, I just wanna
make sure, you know

we have a healthy baby,
look, a lot of people don't realize

that the infant mortality
rate among inner city blacks

is as high as in some
third-world countries, you know?

I just wanna make sure,
sweetheart, that we do

all the right things to
assure us a healthy baby.

Roc, honey, slow down for a
minute. Look, now sit down. I..

I work in a hospital, so I know
how awful the healthcare system

in our country is, even
if you can afford a clinic

as much as they want to,
they can't always provide

adequate service,
and for some sisters

the first time they
see a hospital

is when they are in labor, and
by then sometimes it's too late.

But, honey, you and I can
afford good pre-natal care

and I've taken all the test,
and there are no problems.

Oh, you know, I'm just thinking
about jerald and Suzy, you know

t-their baby's perfect,
you know, and I want

I want our baby to be perfect.

I do, too, sweetheart,
but, you know

I can eat healthy food,
listen to soothing music

and nap myself right into a coma

and we still can't be sure
what's gonna happen.

It's not entirely in our hands.

You gotta have a little faith.

Yeah, I know, I
know. I hate that.

[Chuckles] And you know,
roc, once the baby gets here

there's still gonna be
things you just can't control.

I mean, what you gonna do,
follow him around everywhere?

- Until he grows up?
- No!

D-Da-damn right if it's a girl.

Oh, roc, honey, sweetheart.

It's gonna be alright. Trust me.

Alright, alright,
okay, okay, okay.

- You gonna calm down?
- Yeah, yeah, i'MMA calm down.

Good. You wanna
watch this movie with me?

Okay, that should be fun, yeah.

Good, good, 'cause I just

love me some whoopi.

[Chuckles]

She had a ugly
wig on in that movie.

Stop it.

[Chuckles]

Mm! Popcorn, good.

Yeah, little too much salt,
baby. You might get dehydrated.

I'MMA get you some
water, okay? No.

I like, I like getting
water. I like getting water.

Roc, I said no. My
no should be sufficing.

[Horn blaring]

Yeah, thank you very much, al.

It's been a pleasure
cleaning you out.

Hey, Joey, give me
a chance, man. Man..

I always give you a chance
to win your money back.

Alright, I'll take pity
on you, I'll tell you what

I got $300 right here that
says that the next person

walking through
that door is a woman.

- You on.
- Let's do it.

[Man whistles]

What? I left my lights
on? Thanks for telling me.

Well, don't mention it.

[Theme music]

[Scatting]

[Crackling]

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