All language subtitles for Roc s03e02 Garbage Mans Apprentice.eng

- Yeah.
- Hey, sis.

Hey, bebop, what you got there?

A laptop computer. My
teacher loaned it to me.

Yeah, Sheila's
been getting all a's.

So, Mrs. Rawlings is
encouragin' her to use her talent.

Oh, man, that's great, you know

if only one of my teachers
had taken that kinda interest

in me, you know, enough to
loan me somethin' like a computer

man, I would've, I would've..

I'd have sold it and got a car
and got the hell out of here.

Get going!

Hey, baby, I'm home.

[Chuckling] Hey, hey,
sweetheart. Muah!

Hey, what's for dinner, baby?

Oh, roc, forget about dinner.

Sheila's teacher
loaned her a computer.

She says she has
an aptitude for it.

Yeah, that's good.
Hm, I smell meatloaf.

Roc, this is important.

I know, let's celebrate
with a meatloaf.

Mm-hm.

[Theme song]

[Vocalization]

♪ Oh baby

♪ there's a man

♪ with no future

♪ so it seems can't
live out his dreams ♪

♪ now he's trapped
into thinkin' ♪

♪ he won't succeed

♪ and he can't believe

♪ live your life today

♪ oh yeah ♪ not for tomorrow

♪ not for tomorrow ♪ ah

♪ oh oh oh oh oh

♪ live your life today

Excuse me, say that again. Say..

How.. Wait a minute. How
could that happen, Eddie?

Yeah, th-that was
supposed to be a su.. Alright.

Alright, alright. You'll get
your money back, okay?

I'MMA win it back on
the next race, alright?

I gotta.. Okay, I
gotta go, Eddie.

Eddie, I gotta.. Ed..

Eddie, I got back the next
day. I'm startin' to lose you.

Can you hear me? E..

- Bad day at the track, huh?
- Pop, my horse did so bad..

They shot the jockey, too.

[Laughs]

I'm serious.

I did it!

Man, these probability
problems are really fun!

Probability, huh?

Huh, that's kinda
like odds, isn't it?

- Kinda.
- You know somethin, bebop?

Education means
absolutely nothin'

unless you apply
it to the real world.

Now let me give you a
probability problem here, okay?

Alright, let's say there's
a horse in the third race

named.. Oh.. Thunderball.

- Right? Now thunderball was...
- Now, son.

You shouldn't be
gettin' this little girl

involved in your gamblin'.

Oh, pop, is that what
you think I was doing?

Oh, i'm-I'm Sheila's
guardian, pop.

I take that very seriously.

She's got a gift with math
and I'm just, you know

i'm-I'm helpin' her
apply it to the real world

by using it in a, you know,
a hypothetical situation.

Mm, fine, Joey, I'll
take you at your word.

But if I find out that she's
helpin' you pick horses..

I'm gonna build a wood shed
out back and drag you to it.

You'll be howlin' louder than
James brown at the Apollo.

Joey, what does
"hypothetical" mean?

Uh... well, it comes
from the Greek "hypo"

which means "a
lot of" and "thetical"

which means "money."

So let's make some. Alright..

- Hey, Joey!
- Yeah?

- Here, sign this.
- What is it?

Remember I told you
there was some openings

at the sanitation department?

Thisis a job application!

Oh, thank you, roc.

Where'd I put my lighter?

[Stammering] Hey, Joey,
let me put this in terms

that you'll understand, see.

A job..

Is like a horse that
always pays off.

I mean, you go to the
window every Friday

and collect your winnings.

It's called a paycheck.

I mean think of it, as you
know, off-track working.

Roc, if I'm gonna
take a 9:00 to 5:00 job

I think I want somethin'
a little more stimulatin'

than trash collecting, you know

somethin' like..
Oh, ditch digging.

Yeah, well, look..
Wait a minute..

Let me tell you.. I ain't
finished talking to ya.

Wait a minute, see now,
bein'-bein'-bein' a garbage man

requires, like, responsibility

intelligence and judgment.

Ha! I guess if you
tell yourself somethin'

enough times, you
start to believe it, huh?

[Laughs]

Hey, look who is
nice enough to carry

the trash basket in for me?

[Indistinct chatter]

[Chuckling] How are
you doing, George?

[Clamoring]

See, see, sanitation, Joey

is a lot more challenging
than you think.

I mean, a lot of bright guys

would jump at the
chance to do a job like this.

I mean..

- Can I get the job?
- Oh, no, George...

Oh, I know.. I know garbage, man

I know how to be a garbage man.

How ya doin', miss
Jackson? Alright, yeah.

Hurling one then.
Are you waking him?

If it ain't out here, it
ain't gonna get picked up.

[Chuckles] Alright, go.

Just think, roc, all that talent

right there under your nose.

Roc, come on, I really need
a job, you know, 'cause like

grandma's disability
just got cut off, you know

and the saving's
is real low, so we..

Really need a job,
really need a job.

Oh, roc, come on, you
can't turn George down.

He and grandma seem
to really need the money

and he's willin' to do the work.

I knew one day I'd have
to blow my brains out.

Oh, thank you, roc baby.

Now where's that
job application...

- It's-it's in the living room.
- Okay. Okay.

Come on, George, I'm
gonna help you fill it out.

Hey, I hope my salary
history doesn't scare 'em away.

[Joey laughing]

Yeah, well, what's so funny?

I like the caliber of
your new recruits, roc.

I mean, as far as garbage
men go, George has gotta be..

- Top gun!
- Yeah, well.

Even if he does
get the job, I bet

he won't even last a week.

Did you say bet?

You-you, uh, you wanna
make this interesting?

[Laughs]

Hey, Joey, I can make it as
interesting as you can handle.

Oh, I can handle a lot.

[Stammers] You can, huh?

[Stammers] You wanna bet me?

You don't wanna bet me.
You do? You wanna bet me?

[Stammers] I'll tell you what..

Okay, I'll tell you what?
I bet you one dollar!

Cash money!

A whole dollar, huh?

Alright, but if you win,
this is gonna put you

in a higher tax bracket.

Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Oh, yeah?

I'll tell you what..

[Indistinct chatter]

No, no, you pay
me. If I.. You pay me..

[Engine revving]

Roc, how you like me now?

Roc, I need you to
train Stevens here...

Oh, no, I'm really.. No,
we gotta talk about this.

I ain't nowhere
gettin' near this boy.

We'll talk after your route.
You're late enough already.

Oh.

Man, I can't believe this!

Roc, you know what, I
wanted.. I wanted to ask you a..

- Can I drive the truck?
- No, you cannot, George.

My truck is a 1983 mack
chassis with a leach cab over.

It's the rolls Royce
of garbage trucks

so while you're in there,
don't touch anything, you got it?

What if my jaws start
ridin' up on me, so..

Yeah, well, that's..

[Engine revving]

Yeah, this is bomb. I heard
you got a radio and a mic.

♪ Good lovin' body
rockin' knockin' boots ♪

♪ all night long

George, George, George,
it isn't that kinda radio.

Oh, alright, sorry.

You know before I left, uh..

I was wantin' to know if you
had checked the oil in the engine

because the training class
always says that the crew chief

should check the
oil in the engine.

- Yeah, I checked it.
- So, uh..

- It's fine!
- Okay. It was fine.

Okay, so what about the water

and the, uh, the pressure gauges

and also the chassis
and-and as a matter of fact

the ale because
the distribution...

George, George, George,
let me tell you something

from my training class. Shut up.

Okay, well, I got that
word in my training class.

You change that from
"shut up" to "shut up, stupid."

Shut up, George! I said..
George, I said. "Shut up!"

Shut up, George!

It says right here
that you can't take

any discarded items
home for your personal use.

- It's against the rules.
- George!

That is one of those rules

you're supposed to break!

I mean, like cuttin'
the tag off the mattress.

Oh, you do that? Well,
I'm callin' the cops.

Do the cops know?

Hey, I'm glad I caught you two.

I got some calls from
customers on your route today.

Oh, yeah? What's the problem?

No problem. I got three calls.

They were all compliments.

One lady said George
carried her cans out to the curb

and then put 'em
back in her yard.

She said the bald, grouchy
guy never did anything like that.

Oh, you know what, I was
gonna rake the leaves, too

but roc had broke the rake.

[Scoffs]

You know you could
learn a thing or two

from this kid, roc.

I'm gonna put you guys
together permanently.

Keep up the good work, Stevens.

Alright.

You gonna leave
a brother hangin'?

Alright. This is great, roc!

This is great, we get to hang
out. You know eight hours a day.

Every day. Go back home to
the same place, you know what?

We should carpool. Then
later on, we take a vacation..

You know, like go to
Africa, get butt naked

let our hair get
nappy, you know.

Hang out with Tarzan, like..

[Singing in foreign language]

If I was to drop dead right now

i'd-I'd be the
happiest man alive.

Oh, daddy, it is so nice of you
to help me make dinner tonight.

Oh, well, Eleanor,
you carryin' a baby.

- You shouldn't be workin' hard.
- Yeah.

Yeah, you should be pampered.

You should have
every whim catered to.

I mean, you're bringin' this
family the greatest gift of all.

The gift of life.

Daddy, no matter what you say

I'm not namin'
the baby after you.

So, the horse's name
is Harry's love, alright?

He's won his last two races,
he goes off at five to one.

It's a seven furlong race and..

And... billy has six apples.

What does x equal?

- Five.
- Why, yes, it does.

Oh, Joey, you just make
algebra come alive for me.

Okay, just take it
down a notch, will ya?

- Hey, baby.
- Eleanor!

When you opened up your
heart and asked me to get

crazy George a job, what
the hell were you thinkin'?

Why? Isn't he workin' out?

He's managed to
delude everybody.

From our knucklehead supervisor

down to the
knuckleheads on my route

that he's a great garbage man.

Well, I guess it's
true what they say.

Cream rises to the top.

Yeah, okay, Joey,
you grinnin' now

but you haven't
won that dollar yet.

The bet is George
wouldn't last a week

and a week's not over.

Okay, roc, we'll, we'll see.

Now when I go on
my spendin' spree

with my whole dollar..

Whatever shall I buy?

Let's see, I could
get a large slurpy.

Or I could get half a
haircut at the barber college.

Oh, roc. It's only a dollar.

We both workin',
we'll bounce back.

That's not what's
buggin' me, you know.

[Stammers] I take pride
in bein' a garbage man.

I mean, you know, if-if a guy
like crazy George can do my job

you know, you know, well, well,
what does that say about me?

A whole lot of things
I've been nice enough

to keep to myself
all these years.

[Stammering] That-that's
what I'm talkin' about.

See, I see it now, you wanna
bunk down the-the bus station.

Don't you? Come here, pop.
Let me tell you something.

[Engine revs]

Station 51. Station 51.

So, when you gonna
let me drive, roc?

Oh, when we get
back to the garage

and I turn the engine off.

Oh, come on, roc,
you could at least, like

let me honk the
horn or somethin'.

You know, my uncle rosco
used to let me honk too.

I just used..

Hey, hey..

[Horn blaring]

[Tires screeching]

George, listen, I think I've
taught you all I can, George.

It's time for you to be
trained by someone else.

Someone with a high
threshold for pain, George.

Well, you know, roc, I've
been meaning to ask you

what does this switch
do, 'cause usually I just use

the black one, I
was wonderin'...

Don't..

[Stammering] What'd I do?

[Glass shattering]

You just dumped 19
tons of trash on the street!

[Vehicles honking]

Well, if you had let me drive

none of this stuff wouldn't
have been happenin'.

[Engine revving]

It was a accident...

Will you listen to me, please!

It doesn't matter if
it was an accident.

You're still on probation,
you could lose your job for this!

Does this mean I can't
join the credit union?

Yes! See.

I keep tryin' to tell you

this job isn't as
easy as you think.

You're way over your head here

and Joey was a fool to
bet that you could handle it.

Yeah, he was a fool
to bet.. Who'd he bet?

Well, he-he-he-he bet me.

Wait a minute, so,
you bet against me?

Oh, yes, I did.

So, roc, you mean to tell me
while I've been busting my butt

tryin' to good on
this job, you've been

rootin' for me to mess up?

[Chuckling] Hey, come
on, George, you know

it was just a little bet,
you know, come on..

Oh, oh, don't-don't-don't
take it personally.

No, roc, this job
was important to me.

Not necessarily for the
money, but I wanted a job

like you have a job, you
know, like how you get respect.

The reason I got the job
is 'cause I look up to you.

I want to be just like you, man.

I mean, it was so bad, man, I..

I even wanted to
shave my hair bald, man

and gain some weight, man.

Hey, well, look, George, George

don't... don't
take it personally.

You know I mean, come on
don't- don't take it so hard, man.

What the hell happened
with you two out there...

It was my fault, man. My fault.

I don't wanna hear any excuses.

This was a major screw
up and you're out of here!

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute,
wait a minute, Randy. Listen.

I've gotta take
responsibility for this, see.

I didn't train the
kid right and..

He wasn't gettin' the kind of
help, you know he need from...

Well, he should have!

You guys don't know what kind
of heat I've been taking upstairs.

When traffic backed up for miles

phone calls, people
comin' out of the wood work.

Roc, you've been
here for eight years!

I want a full report on my
desk before you go home tonight

or else..

And Stevens, one more
time and you're done.

Thanks for takin' the
heat for me, roc man.

- I love you, man...
- No, don't touch me, George.

Hey, hey, hey, pop, I got
a good feelin' about this.

I think my horse is
gonna come in, so..

So what do you think I
should do with all this money

I'm about to make?

Should I get, uh, big screen TV?

Oh, oh, check this out.

How about a, how about a-a-a

a boomin' stereo system?

Joey, for once in your life

I think you should do
somethin' completely crazy.

You know, do somethin' wild,
somethin' you never did before.

- 'Like what?'
- Pay me back.

How about I just get you,
uh, a pair of these slippers

that glow in the dark?

Ah, Joey, you spend your
money on useless things.

You never pay back your debts.

You lie, you cheat, you
run around with women.

You know, you
should run for office.

[Doorbell rings]

Where-where does he
get these things, huh?

[Chuckles]

- Hi, who are you?
- Hello.

Uh, I'm miss rawlings.

I'm Sheila's math teacher.

Oh, i'm, uh, I'm one
of her guardians.

Please. Please come in.

Unfortunately, I have
some disturbing news

to share with you.

When Sheila returned
the computer I loaned her

I found things like names of
horses and weights of jockeys.

I think Sheila used my
computer for gambling.

Our Sheila?

I am shocked.

I-m-i'm-I'm shocked
and I am furious.

Uh, see, um..

My father has a bit
of a gambling problem

and, um, and, uh, I'll-I'll..

I'll talk to him, okay?

Oh, you should.

[Sighs] You know, kids are
very impressionable at Sheila's...

Yes, they.. Yes,
they-they certainly are.

Now, thank you.
Thank you for coming.

- Sure.
- Okay.

[Groans]

Sheila!

- Yeah, Joey?
- I need to talk to you, please.

[Sighs] Look, uh, Sheila..

I haven't been giving
the kind of guidance

that you need, alright.

So I'm gonna tell you somethin'.

I want you to take
this to heart, okay?

- Yes, Joey.
- Alright, now.

About that computer
and the gambling.

From now on..

You erase the names of horses

and all that stuff
before you give it back.

Alright? Alright, give me some.

- 'Hey, babe.'
- Hey, sweetheart!

How you doin', baby?

[Moaning]

Oh, hey, baby.
How you doin', baby?

[Chuckling] Hey, Joey,
you're here. Good. Well..

George made it through the week.

- You won the bet.
- I knew it. What'd I say?

What'd I say, any hambone off

the street could
be a garbage man.

Yeah, I guess you were
right about that, Joey.

Hey, hey, hey, roc,
I got another dollar

says he'd make supervisor.
What do you say?

- Are you feelin' lucky?
- Oh, well, look, Joey..

You won the bet, alright,
so let's just forget about it.

Now, wait.. Hold-hold-hold
it, roc. I beat you.

But you don't, you don't
act like you get beat.

Come on, roc, your dollar.

Dollar used to be yours.

You should be smackin'
your head and doin'

your little angry
dance right now.

Somethin' else is goin' on,
you're not tellin' us about he...

Well, if you really wanna know..

Today... george dumped
our whole load on the street.

But, roc, you just
said he was doin' well.

Yeah, but I took the heat
for him, you know, I mean..

But, look, you
gotta keep this quiet

'cause if this gets
back to my boss

George could lose his job.

- Oh, roc.
- Mm?

Baby, all the years
I've been married to you

you know you still
manage to surprise me.

Well, I don't...

[smooches]

That was a real, wonderful,
sweet thing you did for George.

Yeah, well..

Oh! Uh, uh, excuse
me. Uh, please?

Excuse me, so what you
sayin' basically is George

made it through the week
because you covered for him, right?

Then technically I
didn't win the best.

Oh, no, you really
didn't win the bet, Joey

but you can keep the dollar.

Oh, you good,
roc, you real good.

[Chuckles] What?

Uh-huh, you, how am
I gonna take that dollar

when I know that
you threw the bet?

I mean, I can't laugh at you

I can't, I can't
make fun of you.

Come on, you upset the whole

happy winner
sore loser tradition.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Don't apologize, roc,
you just make it worse.

Oh, Joey, come on. Joey,
come on. Take the dollar.

Oh, you would just
love that, wouldn't you?

Uh, no, you keep
your damn dollar.

I want no part of it.

On the other hand, I could
use it to get a lottery ticket.

- Eleanor?
- Uh-uh?

I really think that
Andrew would make

a wonderful name for the baby.

Listen to this.

"Andrew, meaning
man. Manly. Strong."

Daddy, I know

you would be greatly honored

if the baby were to
carry your first name

and I know that you
would be so proud

when you introduced
him to all your friends.

Oh, I've taken that
into consideration.

And I've decided to
tell you.. Give it up.

Hey, family! Life is good
when you in the winner circle!

I'm a winner, baby!
My horse won.

My horse won! Yay!

- We did it, we did it...
- We!

What do you mean,
"we", young lady?

I used my computer to
help Joey pick his horses.

Oh, help me, father.

- What?
- Joey, I trusted you.

How could you
lie to me like that?

A fine example you're setting.

Pete Rose would make
a better role model.

Bettin' on horses? Teachin'
little children to gamble?

Joey, what is wrong with you?

Hold on, you think
Joey was just using me?

No way!

He was trying to
win enough money

to get me a computer.

Thanks, Joey.

You're not just a guardian

you're a guardian angel.

Well, you-you
know my philosophy.

[Chuckles] Ed-education first.

[Chuckles]

Mrs. Emerson, could you
drive me to the computer store?

Alright, sweetie,
sure. Let's go.

And don't youdo
this again, Joey.

Four hundred, five hundred..
I could get a printer, too.

I love you, Joey.

She took you, didn't she?

I do not believe
that girl is just 11.

[Theme music]

[Crackling]

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