All language subtitles for Roc s02e12 The Poker Game.eng

[Scatting]

Well, Eddie Murphy sure
has come a long way since

"my girl wants to
party all the time.

Party all the time.
Party all the time."

Ooh.

Anyway, you know
Eddie got a new movie out

and it features the
star of our show..

Mr. Charles s.
Dutton, our very own.

And for a change, his hair.

[Laughing]

Anyway, since Charles
is much too modest

to speak up about his own
movie, I'm gonna do it for him.

And since we don't
have a clip or anything

I'm gonna have to act
out all the parts, okay.

So, now Charles' character

is standing there with his
niece wearing a nice suit.

And then Eddie's
character comes up.

And so he says..

[Breathing heavily]

"So is this your uncle?"

And then Charles' character..

Oh and girl, he's
wearing this goatee

looking so fine.

Oh, girl, we talking
Billy de-licious.

[Slurping]

So, Charles, he's standin'
there with this nice suit on.

And so he says..

"Yeah. My niece tells me you're
not half as slimy as I thought."

What do you think?

That's some pretty good
imitation of Charles, ain't it?

[Laughing]

So, sit back and enjoy the show.

This is "roc live"
from Hollywood.

We better get to
work, Charles. Places.

[Scatting]

♪ Them that's got shall have

♪ them that's not shall lose

♪ so the Bible says

♪ and it still is news

♪ mama may have

♪ papa may have

♪ but god bless the child

♪ that's got his own ♪
them that's got shall get

♪ them that's not shall lose

♪ them that's got shall get

♪ them that's not shall lose

[horn blaring]

Hey, pop.

Hey, son.

You know, I was just
reading here about

the state of our
educational system.

- It's a mess.
- Yeah, I know, pop.

I hope when
Clinton gets in office

he does something about it.

Well, he better.

Our children's
futures depend on it.

If a child doesn't
get a good education

he could grow up to be a
criminal or a drug addict.

Or the owner of
the Cincinnati reds.

Hey, pop, I picked up
some really great stuff

on my route today.

What? You finally got
ahold of some tapes

for that eight track
player you found?

Hey, don't kid yourself, pop.
Eight track's coming back.

[Scoffs] 'Yeah..'

hey, look, something else
good happened today, too.

I bumped into Ronnie
and he's inviting me

and some of the fellas over

to watch the
Johnson morales fight.

Oh, really? I didn't
know Ronnie had cable.

Yeah, it's not that
great, you know.

He still needs pliers
to change the channel.

- Hey.
- Hey, Eleanor.

Eleanor, there's a
package for you on the table.

Oh, goody, finally.

It's probably the crystal
platter that I ordered.

Oh, it's beautiful.

What? Forty-eight dollars
for a bumpy piece of glass?

I'll get a blow torch
and a old car windshield

and make you one for nothin'.

Roc, I don't have anything
nice like this for company.

[Grunts] Eleanor, we don't
need a forty-eight dollar platter

to serve two
dollar potato chips.

Roc, when have you ever
sprung for two dollar potato chips?

Roc, why can't I have one new

beautiful nice
thing in this house?

Now, we both making
some good money.

Why do we have to deny
ourselves these simple pleasures?

Eleanor, we're in a recession.
Banks are failing every day.

Companies are laying
people off by the thousands.

Look, and if things
are gonna improve

we all have to do our part to
bring the national budget down.

So, are you saying that the
future of the entire us economy

hinges on this one
forty-eight dollar platter?

Well, yeah.

Well, I was gonna
buy some pants.

But now I'm afraid it'll cause
the stock market to crash.

Oh..

See, daddy even
know how you are.

[Scatting]

♪ Yeah keep on rocking

man, I don't agree with
that. What are you saying?

You don't know
what you talkin' about.

Hey, hey, hey, my money says
this macho morales is gonna put

this boy scrap iron Johnson
on his face kissing the canvas

six rounds, watch.

- Watch, watch.
- Joey, that's why you ignorant.

When you run your
mouth off like that

I wanna donate to the
united negro college fund

because your mind is a waste.

Scrap iron Johnson is gonna
go the distance with morales.

Hey, I ain't lying about that.

Them boys in Vegas gonna
make sure they go the distance.

Or sleep with the fishes,
you know what I'm saying?

Well, Ronnie, for the record,
the plural for fish is fish.

But, uh, you know
what I'm saying, right?

Yeah.

Alright, the fight is
getting ready. Come on.

I'm gonna get another beer.
Anybody want anything?

- I'll take another cold one.
- Yeah, some beer nuts, roc.

Hey, roc, make me a
ham and Swiss on rye

and hold the mayonnaise
and put some grey poupon on it.

Thanks.

[Bell dinging on TV]

[Male announcer on TV]
'Good evening, sports fans.'

'welcome to the main
event of the evening.'

'the middle weight
championship of the world.'

- yeah.
- Yeah.

[All] Let's get ready to rumble!

- Alright.
- Come on.

Hey, roc, you better
come on back, man

the fight getting
ready to start.

[Roc] 'Alright,
I'll be right there.'

'I'm bakin' the bread
for Joey's sandwich.'

[indistinct chatter]

Alright, alright,
it's time baby.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Thud] Oh!

- Oh! Oh! What's going on?
- Wait a minute.

- Five, six, seven..
- Get up!

- What are you doing?
- Eight, nine..

That's the fight,
baby. Stop the fight.

What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?

What did I tell you, huh? What
did I tell you about this boy?

Hey, hey, scrap iron Johnson

is a tired-no-stamina-having-two
dollar-pull-in-a-gas-tank

stranded-on-the-highway
punk. Always has been.

Hey, what happened?
What happened?

What happened?
He got knocked out.

Good thing the pliers
didn't fall over TV

we'd have missed
the whole thing.

Oh, man, you sayin'
I missed it all, man?

Everything but the autopsy.

Here, here, Joey, you
want this sandwich?

No, the fight's over. I
want no sandwich now.

Now, you're gonna eat
this grey poupon and...

Alright, alright, alright.
Not in this man's house.

Alright, so what
we gonna do now?

[Stammers] I missed the fight.
Look, why don't we go bowling?

- Man.
- No bowling, man.

We can do a little
pool or somethin'.

Oh, man, nobody wants
to shoot no pool, man.

Hey, I'll tell you what.

Why don't we just
sit around and talk?

About women and cars.

[Indistinct chatter]

Hey, hey, hey. Ya'll
wanna play some poker?

- That's a good idea.
- Let's play some poker then.

Put your money where your
mouth is. I know you just got paid.

- So let's go.
- Hey, you mean..

You mean, for money?

No, roc, for goats and
chickens like in the old country.

Yeah, for money. Come on.

Now why do we only have
to play for money, you know?

Can't we just play for, you
know, the joy of the sport?

Come on, roc, man, you suckin'
all the fun out of the evening.

I mean, you know, everyone
thinks you gotta shell out

a lot of money to have fun.

- That's not true.
- Oh, here we go.

I mean, okay, just like
you guys, you know.

You spend $2.50 on a beer.

If I gotta go out and blow 2.50,
I'm gonna do it at happy hour.

That way I get beer,
popcorn, chicken wing

and a fist full of
chicken wings.

So, what's your point, roc?

You sayin' we should
play for chicken wings?

No, I'll tell you what.

Let's play for match sticks.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

Match sticks, well, my palms
are sweatin' now, deal me in.

Alright, check this out.
Why don't we just play?

- Is that cool?
- Alright, match sticks..

- Match sticks it is.
- Alright.

Alright, cool, since we
playing for match sticks

we might as well smoke
some bubble gum cigars..

[Scatting]

- Yeah, I fold.
- Yeah, me too.

Yeah, me, too, I
got a hand like a foot.

Well, roc..

- Look like it's me and you.
- 'That's right.'

three tens. Ha-ha,
I feel for you, baby.

- Oh! Nice hand, Fred.
- Tough to beat.

- Eh, a pair of queens.
- Ha...

Oh-oh.. Plus, their ugly sister.

- Oh..
- There you go.

[Indistinct chatter]

Now, I'll tell you if these
match sticks was dollars

I'd be in loss 83 bucks.

Yeah, and I would've won
about three months of rent. Whoa!

Look here, ladies, all this
old nursery school poker

is fine and dandy. But this
time we get down for real.

- You know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah, I hear you.

Well, I know what you're saying.
Do you know what you're saying?

'Cause if you're sayin'
what I think you're sayin'

you're sayin' you wanna
play for some real money?

Yeah.

[Laughing]

You wanna play me
for some real money?

Well, then hold off the fire
alarm 'cause I'm smokin'.

Hey, hey, hey,
wait a minute, roc.

So you trying to say you
wanna play for money for real?

- You talkin' to me?
- Yeah.

- No, is you talkin' to me?
- Yeah, i'm..

I'm askin' you if you
wanna play for real?

- You wanna play for real?
- You must be, my brother.

Let's play for real.

Y'all wanna play me
for real for some money?

Come on. Let's play.

Y'all wanna play
me for some money?

Alright, we'll play
for some money.

Ya'll wanna play me for
some money. Alright. Come on.

'Wanna play me for some money.'

if you don't sit your Larry
moe and curly dancin' self..

[Indistinct chatter]

Alright, okay, you wanna
play for some money.

Alright, fine. Alright.

Okay, let's get it on.
Let's get down to business.

- Alright.
- Dollar a match stick.

- Dollar a match stick.
- That's cool.

Dollar a match stick, pal.

[Scatting]

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, roc, you now owe me $706

American, my brother.

Sure, sure, whatever.

You not gonna have a
problem with payin' me, are you?

[Scoffs]Problem?

Man, easy come, easy go.

Whoa, I tell you.

See, roc Emerson
dropped $700 in poker.

I tell ya, I know I should've
brought my camcorder.

- See you later, Joey.
- I'll see y'all later.

[Ronnie] 'Alright,
Fred, take it easy.'

so, roc, how you
gonna pay this man?

You gonna dig up
some coffee cans

you got buried in your backyard?

Hey, look, Ronnie, I've
to run down to the bank.

I'll square you-I'll
square you away later.

Hey, man, I know
you're good for it.

Don't worry about it.

- You wanna have a cold one?
- Yeah, yeah.

Right on.

Seven hundred dollars.

Damn! How did this happen?

- It's like I went crazy.
- Well...

I knew one day I'll have
to blow my brains out.

That'll teach you, roc.

You should leave
gambling to us professionals.

Eleanor's gonna kill me
when she finds out about this.

So, don't tell her then, roc.

Joey, Eleanor reads
bank statements.

When she sees the $700 missing
what am I gonna tell her, huh?

Clinton raised taxes.

Alright, alright,
roc, how about this?

I'll give you the $700, okay?

You pay me back
a little bit at a time.

That way Eleanor, she'll
never know anything about it.

- No, Joey, forget it.
- Well, come on, roc.

Seriously, now
since that car accident

my pockets have been
runnin' deep for a change.

As much as you've done
for me, let me do this for you.

Joey, I don't borrow
money from anyone.

It's just not the way I live.

Roc, there's nothing
wrong with going into debt.

I mean, the last
five presidents did it.

It's your birth right as
an American. Come on.

Joey, if I borrow, I owe.

And I don't wanna owe
anyone. Especially you.

So, what you're tryin' to say,
roc? My money is no good?

- Well, not that but...
- Yeah, yes, it is.

See, roc, it would
just kill you to let me do

something for you
once, ' wouldn't it? Damn.

Well, then never
mind, big brother.

Forget I even brought it up. Was
trying to do something for you..

Hey, man.

I overheard Joey,
your brother talking.

You know, I gotta
tell you something.

I really respect your integrity.

Of course..

I would've taken the money.
You know what I'm saying.

That's the kind of brother I
am. You know what I'm sayin'.

[Male narrator] "Roc live"
will continue in a moment.

♪ Keep on rocking

roc lost $700 at poker?

- Mm-hmm.
- He can't even say $700.

Yeah, I know, pop.

You know, I tried to
give him the money

so he wouldn't have
to tell Eleanor about it.

- Uh-huh.
- He turned me down.

I mean, that's insulting, pop.

I mean, especially since
I've been polite enough

to take everything
he's ever given me.

Well, son, don't
take it personally.

Roc's always been too proud
to take anything from anyone.

Now, I remember when
I used to come home

from one of those
long railroad trips.

I'd feel guilty about
being away from you boys.

So I'd take you to a movie.

But roc would always
insist on paying his own way.

That must've made you
feel more guilty, huh?

No, not really. I just made
him pay for you and me too.

Okay, I'm gonna
get out of here, pop.

I don't wanna be around
when roc gets home.

Yeah, I wish I could say the
same thing. But I live here.

- Take it easy, daddy.
- Alright, you too, son.

Alright.

- Hey, pop.
- 'Hey.'

- Eleanor home?
- No, not yet.

But don't worry.

I didn't breathe a word to her
about all that money you lost.

Oh, man, Joey told you already.

Oh, son, don't blame Joey.

See, Joey and I have
an understanding.

He tells me your business.
And I let him into your house.

Well, it doesn't
matter anyway, pop.

'Cause I'm gonna bite the bullet

and tell Eleanor everything.

Oh, I wouldn't do that, son.

The last time you told her
about one of your gross errors

of judgment, we got
on a first name basis

with this pizza delivery boy.

Oh, pop, I gotta
tell her, you know

otherwise... i feel guilty.

Why do you always
have to confess?

I swear, when your mother
was pregnant with you

she must've been
scared by a catholic.

Oh, hey, baby.

[Blowing kisses]

Eleanor, those are
some beautiful flowers.

Oh, thank you, daddy.

Yeah, they'll go
perfect on your grave.

Now, son, I wouldn't
do that if I was you.

I'm tellin' you.

- Uh, Eleanor.
- Yeah, sweetie, baby.

Uh, I'll call the pizza guy now.

- Uh, Eleanor.
- Hmm.

- We need to talk.
- Oh, roc, come on.

Now don't start gettin'
on me about these flowers.

They only co.. They was on
sale, only cost a dollar forty nine.

And I didn't even touch
the household fund.

I used some change that I
found under the sofa cushion.

Hey, well, that's great.

Ain't you becoming a
fine domestic economist.

- Thank you.
- Hey, listen, sweetheart.

What I wanted
to tell you is, um..

Well... it all started, you know

with the fight last
night, you know.

- Yeah.
- It was real short.

- Yeah.
- You know, real short.

I mean, real, real,
real, real short.

[Chuckles] Roc, honey,
what are you trying to say?

Oh, we didn't have
anything else to do, you know

so we played poker,
and I lost $700.

[Vase shatters]

What did you say?

Oh, you know, it was a
real short fight, I was crying

'cause, you know I lost..

You lost $700.
Roc, how could you?

Eleanor, I got really excited.

You know, my blood
started pumping, you know.

I started picturing myself
with all this cash in my pocket.

Did you also picture yourself
with suitcases and a bus ticket?

Hey, come on, Eleanor.

Come on, I made a
mistake and I'm sorry.

And I don't need to
be lectured about it.

Oh, yeah, right.

You don't need a
lecture about losing $700

but I need a lecture
about a crystal platter

that cost only $47.

Forty-eight.

Look at this, roc.

So, Eleanor, did you drop
it or bust it over his head?

I dropped this one
but it's still early.

Well, if it were me

I'd have taken
the $700 from Joey

and kept it quiet.

Joey offered you $700
and you didn't take it?

Oh, come on, Eleanor.

You know how I feel
about borrowing money.

Roc, so you're saying that
you could've taken the money

paid up, I wouldn't
have known anything

and I still had my
beautiful vase?

Well, yeah, I guess so.

What the hell wrong with you?

You on some kind of medication
I don't know nothing about?

And when he turned
down Joey's help

he hurt his feelings too.

In fact, as Joey told it to me

I think he was
holdin' back tears.

Oh, poor little Joey.

Bid bad roc wouldn't
take his money.

I don't think he meant
it. He was showboating.

Joey's never done
nothin' unless it's for Joey.

Hey, roc, I need to talk
to you in private, please.

Anything you've to say to me

you can say it in front
of Eleanor and pop.

Roc, if I tell you in
front of certain people

it defeats the purpose
of what I got to tell you.

Well, just go on, say
what you gotta say.

Alright, fine.

Roc, I bought you a marker
from Ronnie, so wouldn't have to

tell your wife about
that $700 you lost.

Now she knows, are you happy?

Well, alright, Joey.

Wait a minute, she knew already?

That's right, so I don't
need your money.

Well, I'm gonna
lend it to you anyway.

- Look, Joey, I told you no.
- I don't care what you say.

I'm gonna give you this help
whether you want it or not.

Forget it, I pay my own debts.

There was a time when
you weren't so independent

that you took money from me.

If you talkin' about
that pencil box

I paid you back for it.

Now, you just wait a minute.

Now, you just listen
to me, roc Emerson.

I'm gonna tell you something.
Now Joey here is family.

And that is what family
is for, to depend on.

Yeah, you're always sayin'
that Joey was too selfish.

Now this is a big step
for him. Let him help you.

Now, roc, I want you
to accept what Joey did.

And I want you to
tell him thank you.

Ha, you can't be serious.

She looks serious to me.

Now, what do you say when
somebody gives you something?

Thanks.

Now you can do better than that.

Come on, roc, say
it like you mean it.

I'm waiting.

Well, thank you, Joey.

I'll write you a check.

Check? Are you crazy?

After all the food he's
eaten out of our refrigerator?

After all the loads of laundry
I done washed for him?

Oh, I know how to
pay him back, roc.

Joey, I wanna
thank you very much.

Son, you made me
feel real proud today.

Eh, eh. That's the
last time I loan anybody

in this family some money.

I'm serious, too.
That's it, I'm serious.

From now on, "eh,
Joey, can I borrow..."

"no, you can't borrow nothing."

[Scatting]

"Roc live" will be back
after these messages.

♪ Whoa whoa whoa oh whoa ♪♪

- Deal the cards.
- I know how to play poker.

I'm not sayin' that you don't.

I just wanna see how
you managed to flush

$700 down the toilet.

Eleanor, all I wanna know is

is this gonna
haunt me till I die?

No, if you slip into a
coma someday, I'll let it go.

Just look at your cards, roc.

Bad hand, huh?

What, what, what happened?

What, what, what did I
do? My face give it away?

Sorta.

You perspiring and
I can see the cards

reflected on your forehead.

[Scatting]

♪ Keep on rocking

♪ oh yeah yeah yeah

♪ yeah yeah

[scatting continues]

♪ Whoa whoa

♪ keep on rocking

♪ whoa yeah

[scatting continues]

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