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To do this stuff live,
honey, this is somethin'..
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Hi, how you doin'?
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I'm Ella Joyce.
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This is "roc" and we live!
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Tonight's episode is somethin'
you won't wanna miss.
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So if you're scrubbin'
the roastin' pan
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from tonight's dinner,
honey, put it to the side
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leave it alone, let it soak.
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Tonight's episode is about
the presidential election.
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Mm-hm, we gonna do what
bush, Clinton and perot couldn't do
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talk about the issues.
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Only when we make you
laugh, we doin' it on purpose.
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And the best
part about it is that
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we gonna take you, bam
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right into the future,
alright, everybody?
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You ready? Okay, now.
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It is now November
3rd. Election day.
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And you're about to find
out who the emersons
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are gonna vote for.
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You might even find out
who's gonna be misusing
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your taxes over
the next four years.
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Get well soon, Leo.
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Y'all have fun.
Happy birthday, duran.
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Love you, Dan. Bye.
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♪ Them that's got shall have
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♪ them that's not shall lose
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♪ so the Bible says
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♪ and it still is news
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♪ mama may have
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♪ papa may have
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♪ but god bless the child
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♪ that's got his own ♪
them that's got shall get
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♪ god bless the child ♪
them that's not shall lose
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♪ them that's got shall get
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♪ them that's not shall lose
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- Hey, Eleanor.
- Hey, roc baby.
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Sit on down,
breakfast's almost ready.
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You know, baby, since we're
finally on the same schedule
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what do you say we go upstairs
and do some real cookin'?
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Roc, I went through
a lot of trouble
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to fix you this breakfast.
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If you want trouble I'll
give you some troubles.
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You ain't seen no trouble till
you seen my trouble, come here.
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Stop. Eleanor, now, I
know it's conventional.
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But if you tried
kissin' him on the lips
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he might just kiss back.
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- Good mornin', daddy.
- Hey, pop.
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- Hey, son. Uh, Eleanor.
- Ah-ha.
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Do you still have
time to drive me
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over to the school
so I can vote?
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Oh, that's right.
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I gotta get to the
polls before work.
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- It's election day. Sorry, roc.
- Oh, you're sorry.
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- Think how bush feels.
- Ah, hey! Tell me about it.
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Twenty four hours
later we'll be able to say
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"president-elect Clinton."
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Well, and hopefully you'll
be saying it to yourself.
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Daddy, don't tell
me you still thinkin'
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about throwin' away
your vote on perot.
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Well, I'm not throwin' it away
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I'm votin' for the
best man available.
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You see, the key to
everything is the economy.
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And if no one fixes it
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then black people
will suffer the most.
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Now, perot is the most qualified
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because he's got the
best business sense.
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Yeah, he's got great
business sense.
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He spent his sixty
million dollars for a job
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that pays two hundred thousand.
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You got it, roc.
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Yeah, well, Clinton's
no financial genius either.
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I mean the man spent
money on marijuana
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he didn't even inhale.
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Roc, that is no argument.
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You know, you against
anybody who spends any money.
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Well, Clinton said
he'll only tax the rich
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but he's from Arkansas
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where rich is everyone
whose tail is paid for.
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And perot got a lot
of great ideas, right?
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How about that business
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about the electronic
town meetings?
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Who needs congress
when you got Nintendo?
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Well, say what you will, Eleanor
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but my redneck will
beat your redneck.
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Now, that's a nice
bumper sticker.
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[Scatting]
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♪ Yeah keep on rocking
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[vehicles honking]
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Hey, roc baby, I'm so
lookin' forward to this.
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We can just sit back, kick,
relax and watch the election.
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Yeah, that sounds good to me.
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So, who you wanna watch,
brokaw, rather or Jennings?
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Well, doesn't one
of the networks have
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a black anchorman
who's real good?
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You know, what's his
name, um, Bernard Shaw.
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Roc, Bernard Shaw is on CNN.
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That's a cable channel.
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You remember cable.
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The service that you cancelled
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after the introductory
free month.
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[Laughing]
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- Hello.
- Hey, kids.
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Oh, Matty.
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What a pleasant surprise?
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Yeah, I invited her over
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to watch the election
results with us.
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- I hope you don't mind.
- Oh, well, no, Matty.
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You know you're always
welcome into our house.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Come on, Matty.
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- Let's go get some coffee.
- Okay.
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Help yourself.
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Damn. How am I supposed to
relax with my boss in the house?
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Well, she maybe your boss,
but she's pop's girlfriend.
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Yeah, roc, but she's also
company and look at me.
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I gotta go change.
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Well, Eleanor, we're
just watching TV.
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What're you gonna change into?
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I was thinkin' about
the dress I wore
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to your cousin's wedding.
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Come on, baby,
it's just watchin' TV.
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You don't have to
worry whether or not
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Matty's gives you
that promotion.
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Well, I don't know, roc.
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That promotion come
with $10,000 raise.
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Eleanor dear,
you're out of cream?
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- I'll go out and get you some.
- No, no.
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It's not, it's not for
me. I-It's for Andrew.
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Oh, I'll pick it up tomorrow.
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So, roc, who did
you finally vote for
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Clinton or perot?
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Well, how do you
know it wasn't bush?
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Because no self respects
be respecting black person
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who'd vote for that man.
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- 'Yeah, right.'
- Andrew.
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Are you saying that I
don't respect myself?
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Or are you saying
that black people
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have to automatically vote
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for the quote,
"approved candidate?"
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Oh, my god, she's a republican.
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I'm proud of it, you
got a problem with that?
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No, no, you have a
right to your opinion.
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Matty, I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
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Andrew, George Bush is
an expert on foreign policy.
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He's one of the key
people responsible
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for bringing about the
collapse of communism.
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All Bill Clinton did was bring
about the collapse of Arkansas.
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Well, for your information,
Matty, I'm not for Clinton.
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I voted for vos.. Ross perot.
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- Perot?
- Mm-hmm.
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What an intelligent
use of your vote.
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Why didn't you just
write in homer Simpson?
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Oh, very funny.
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And what's that nonsense about
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bush's, uh, foreign
policy expertise?
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Oh, that was a
brilliant strategic move.
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Throwin' up on the
Japanese prime minister.
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Now, if he can just vomit
all over the Germans
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he'll have that
train problem licked.
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- You being awfully quiet.
- Well, so are you.
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Matty is my boss, what
am I supposed to say to her
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"bush is wrecking the
country, you ignorant fascist
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now, give me that promotion?"
What's your excuse?
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Well, I can't talk and think
of $10,000 at the same time.
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Okay, now, just, just think
about what you are saying.
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Oh, god.
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Could you imagine Ross perot
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handling our, our security
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our national security,
even worse, Bill Clinton?
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He can't even be discreet
about the women he sleeps with.
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At least, someone
want to sleep with him.
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Bush and perot are little hard
on the eyes, don't you think?
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Ten thousand dollars,
Eleanor, ten thousand dollars.
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- Hey... everybody.
- Hey, Joey.
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- Uh, Joey.
- Hmm.
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I'd like you to meet
my lady friend, uh
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who's body is possessed
by the soul of Richard Nixon.
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Andrew, let me
be perfectly clear
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you don't know what the
hell you're talkin' about.
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Uh, hi, I'm Joey, um..
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Sorry we couldn't meet on a
less venomous circumstances.
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- Hi, Joey, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
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Uh, pop, roc, can I, uh,
talk to you for a minute?
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Sure, but I'm not
givin' you any money.
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So, Eleanor, dear,
who did you vote for?
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And please don't say that
two-faced liberal, Bill Clinton.
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Y'all hurry back
now, fellas, hear?
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Yeah, so, uh, what's up, Joey?
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Well, how can I put
this to you mere mortals?
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I went to the race track today..
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And..
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The rest is history.
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Whoa!
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So, I'm here to
pay off my debts.
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- Startin' with you pop.
- Mm.
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Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty.
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Come on, there you go, pop.
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Roc, this is for you. Twenty,
forty, sixty, eighty, one.
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Twenty, forty,
sixty, eighty, two.
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Twenty, forty.. Shoot, man.
Here, take the whole thing.
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Well, thank you, son. But why
did you have to drag us in here?
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'Cause I didn't have enough
money to pay Eleanor back.
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You know, she did a
lot of things for me, uh
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she cooks my meals, she
does my laundry, she, uh..
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Y-You can see where I'm
going with this, can't you?
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Well, yeah, Joey, I mean
you should give her somethin'.
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Yeah, you're right, roc, uh..
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Hey, let me, let me
borrow $50, huh?
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Nah, pay her back when you can.
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Excuse me, fellas, I mean,
I don't mean to interrupt
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but I was sitting there politely
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listening to our
republican company
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and then it hit me
I didn't invite her.
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Yeah, uh, we better get back.
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- Uh, roc, baby.
- Mm.
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- What was that all about?
- Ah, the usual, money.
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I don't believe Joey,
you know he is even
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starting to borrow
money from me?
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What? Well, then, you
better stay on top of him.
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- Make sure he pays you back.
- Okay.
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Joey, just what do
you think you're doing?
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Oh, you guys weren't really
watching that, were you?
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I mean, it's just a
election return stuff.
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I mean, come on, come
on, "Star Trek's" on.
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I like this one, this is the one
where frank gorshin is black
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o-o-on the left side a-and
white on the right side.
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Joey!
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This is going to be
a very close race.
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Don't you wanna
know if your guy won?
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My guy was pepe alvarado.
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He weighs 97 pounds,
and he already won his race.
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Hey, Joey, she's talkin'
about the candidates.
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Oh, I didn't think
about the candidates.
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Besides, I didn't even vote.
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- What?
- What?
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You registered last month.
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I did, ha, I did a lot
of things last month.
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How could you not vote, this
is a very important election?
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Oh, come on, sis, my one
vote's not gonna make that much...
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Look, Joey, I can
understand if you didn't vote
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because you were not
sure if the candidates
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would really stick through
w-with their promises
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you know, and i-i-if the
problems of country are so big
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no one man can solve them.
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Then me and you would
be on the same page
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thinkin' alike, but simply
not to vote becau...
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Wait, wait, hold it, roc.
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Now, are you sayin'
that you didn't vote?
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Well, you know, l-let's stay
focused here, you know?
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We were mad with Joey.
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You know, he didn't.
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[Scatting]
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[Male narrator] "Roc"
live will be right back.
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[Man on TV] 'How
much damage perot is..'
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hm, hey, this is a
good meatloaf, sis.
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Where'd you get that meatloaf?
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I found it.
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Where?
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Between two pieces of bread.
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In a bag with your name on it.
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That's my lunch for tomorrow.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, roc, here.
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- I don't want it now.
- Roc, forget that meatloaf.
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Now, it's a quarter to eight
the polls close in 15 minutes.
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- You better get going.
- Oh, look, Eleanor!
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It only takes five minutes
to get there, which means
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I've got a solid ten minutes to
decide who I'm gonna vote for.
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Let me think about it.
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[Indistinct talk on TV]
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Why y'all starin' at me?
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Son, you got to hurry
up and make a choice.
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Oh, come on, pop, I
know that, you know.
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But, it's not a
decision I take lightly.
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I've been goin'
over this for months.
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And from my point of view
the choices are a president
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who didn't wanna
sign the civil rights bill
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a governor whose state
doesn't have a civil rights bill
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and a Texas billionaire,
who refers to blacks
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as "you people."
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So, then I think
maybe I won't vote at all
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but that's not right, I mean..
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People have died so we
can have the right to vote.
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[Sighs]
283
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You know, but then I considered
the candidates all again.
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And when you know it, it
just starts all over again, so..
285
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I don't know, I don't
know, pop, all I know is..
286
00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,901
I just can't seem to
squeeze a paycheck
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the same way I used to.
288
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There are more homeless
people on the street.
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And there are times
I'm afraid to let my wife
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walk out my front door, and
I don't know if any of these
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candidates have their solutions.
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Roc, you just mad 'cause
you don't have anything
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to eat for lunch tomorrow.
294
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Joey, be serious, now.
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You know, I understand
your dilemma, roc.
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But let me explain
why millions of voters
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are coming back
to the president.
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Yeah, the polluted air
has their brains corroded.
299
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Now, son, Ross perot
is the only candidate
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who won't have his presidency
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behove into any
special interest...
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00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:47,097
Oh, n-now, pop, look, listen,
if you and Matty are gonna
303
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hustle me for my vote, then
let me ask the questions.
304
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Fine. I can talk about
the president all night long.
305
00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:55,208
- You up for it, Andrew?
- "Up for it?"
306
00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:59,521
Huh, when I'm done you'll
wish you had, uh, voted for perot.
307
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I'll take that as a challenge.
308
00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:02,687
It'll be like our
own little debate.
309
00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:06,104
Now, you're on, all we need
is somebody to be Clinton
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I think I left somethin'
on in the kitchen.
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Eleanor, you're a
big Bill Clinton fan.
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No, daddy, you misunderstood me.
313
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I said I was a big
George Clinton fan.
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You know, I understand
your reluctance, Eleanor.
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Must be very embarrassing
having to defend Clinton.
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His policies don't make sense.
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Neither does four more
years with you, Mr. Bush.
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Come on, girlfriend,
let's debate.
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Alright, great,
great, great, great.
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Joey, you can represent
the position of, um, apathy.
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00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,039
Oh, come on, roc, I don't
really feel like it right now.
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Alright, perfect,
perfect, perfect.
323
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,110
Alright, let's go, the first
question to you, Eleanor.
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- I mean governor Clinton.
- Alright.
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There have always been
poor people in this country.
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Do you really believe that you
can wipe out poverty altogether?
327
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:57,000
Wow, I'm glad he
didn't ask me that.
328
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,694
Yes, I do.
329
00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:02,214
Now, there will always be
those who have less than others.
330
00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:06,031
The question is,
"how much less?".
331
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:09,338
Yeah, right. Nice
dodge, Eleanor.
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00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:12,029
Uh, president bush, you
have one minute to respond.
333
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I don't know why, the
moderator's surprised
334
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by the governor's awful dodging?
335
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:21,096
He has a history of dodging,
don't you, soldier boy?
336
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,237
You wanna talk history, do you?
337
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,275
Well, history's goin' to
show that this country
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has gone to hell
in a hand basket
339
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since you've been runnin' it.
340
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,660
Although, you've
done a very good job
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runnin' the nurse's staff.
342
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:42,028
Uh, Mr. Perot, you have
one minute to respond.
343
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,378
Well, I'd like to
respond by recounting
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an incident from my past.
345
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When I was a little white
boy, growin' up in Texas..
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I said to my pappy...
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Do we have to listen to this?
348
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,070
Mr. Perot, will
you please refrain
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from any further
references to your pappy?
350
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:05,832
Well, I don't know what you
hope to prove by muzzlin' me.
351
00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:08,762
Mr. Apathy, you have
one minute to respond.
352
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,313
I-I'm sorry, I didn't even hear
the question I wasn't listenin'.
353
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,624
Would you like me to repeat it?
354
00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:16,305
No, it doesn't matter.
355
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:18,454
See, who-whoever you vote for
356
00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:19,792
there's still gonna be wars
357
00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:21,587
there's still gonna
be corruption.
358
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,150
I mean, on the other hand,
there's still gonna be people
359
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,452
having babies and..
360
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:25,802
People still be
writin' love songs.
361
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:27,477
I mean, there
gonna be good times
362
00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:29,477
and there gonna be bad times.
363
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:31,587
There'll be highs
and there'll be lows.
364
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:34,486
See, that's why I'm proud to say
365
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:37,067
I really don't give
a damn who wins.
366
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:43,377
It's frightening how
much sense he makes.
367
00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:45,593
Okay, okay, okay, last question.
368
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,660
Uh, president bush.
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Now, our
neighborhoods are dying.
370
00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:53,722
Don't you feel any
responsibility for that?
371
00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:56,618
Well, of course I do, but
things are turning around
372
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the economy grew
in the last quarter.
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00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,553
And we would've done even
better if the Democratic congress
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00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,276
hadn't tied my hands.
375
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,140
Oh, sure. Blame us.
376
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:08,312
That is so typical
of you Republicans.
377
00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:09,864
You don't take
any responsibility
378
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,336
for any of your own actions.
379
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,309
Give Helen the best
shift at the hospital
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00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:17,864
and then say the chief
surgeon made you do it.
381
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:20,166
Wait a sec.. Whoa,
whoa, wait, are you sayin'
382
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,656
that I'm playing favorites?
383
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:24,209
If the rubber glove fits, honey.
384
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:27,211
May I remind governor
Clinton that the president
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is also her boss and
we need two incomes
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to survive his administration.
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00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,336
Apathy.
388
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,689
Apathy, you may respond.
389
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,154
See, this is what
happens when y'all get
390
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,622
involved in this process.
391
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,135
You butt heads with each other.
392
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,662
You get angry, you get hateful.
393
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,319
I'm the only one here
that everybody still likes.
394
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,384
- Shut up!
- No, we don't.
395
00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,863
- I don't even know you.
- Well, that's alright.
396
00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,716
- I'm still like you all.
- Alright, okay.
397
00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:59,308
Alright, l-l-let's just
stay with the issues.
398
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,554
Well, just a minute,
just a minute.
399
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:02,866
Now, Eleanor,
where do you get off
400
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,406
criticizing my
professional ethics?
401
00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:07,288
You're the one that set me
up with your father-in-law
402
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,240
to get in good with me.
403
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,275
Daddy, did you tell her that?
404
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,550
Uh, at this time
405
00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:15,206
I would like to withdraw
from the campaign.
406
00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:18,551
- Andrew.
- Alright, look.
407
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:20,306
This isn't helpin'
anyway, I mean
408
00:18:20,344 --> 00:18:22,554
you guys are giving the
same pre-packaged answers
409
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,656
we've been hearin' all
year, well, maybe it's me,
410
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,249
maybe I'm just not
asking the right questions.
411
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:28,375
No, baby, ain't nothing
wrong with your questions.
412
00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:30,553
It's just that you got to
wear 'em tall hip boots
413
00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:32,896
to Wade through
president bush's answers.
414
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,461
Alright, wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute, h-hold.
415
00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:36,412
I got an idea, I
got an idea, okay?
416
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,588
I'm gonna ask each of
you one last question.
417
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,670
And this could really tell me
what you guys are really about.
418
00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:44,309
Okay? Alright.
Okay, I get laid off.
419
00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:47,724
I run out of money. I lose
my job, I lose everything.
420
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,658
I come up to you on the
street and ask you for money.
421
00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:53,209
And you give me the
money on the condition
422
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:56,241
that I use it a certain way.
423
00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:59,475
Now, how do you tell
me to use it? Apathy.
424
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,967
Um, I'd say you
use it on food, man.
425
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,930
I'd say, "hey, man, go get
yourself a nice steak dinner."
426
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,657
Yeah, real good, Joey,
real good, you know
427
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:10,979
don't put no thought
into it, just go for
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00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,760
the immediate gratification.
429
00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:14,763
Yeah, well, that's
my party line.
430
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,305
President bush.
431
00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,624
I would tell you to go
out and buy yourself
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00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:23,375
a new suit of clothes, so
you could go to job interviews
433
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,523
get a job and support yourself.
434
00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:29,281
Hm! Governor Clinton.
435
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,280
A new suit's only
gonna get you so far
436
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,970
I'd tell you to go get
some job re-training.
437
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,930
Education is the key
to getting a high skill job.
438
00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:43,034
Okay. Mr. Perot.
439
00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:46,658
Well, I would tell you
to invest your money
440
00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:48,929
in apples or roses
or somethin' else
441
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,785
that you could
sell on the street.
442
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:52,787
Now, if you worked real hard
443
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,827
eventually, you could build this
444
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,282
into your own small business.
445
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,690
Mm.
446
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,864
[Indistinct chatter on TV]
447
00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:04,453
Okay.
448
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:07,032
Okay, I got it. I know
who I'm gonna vote for.
449
00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:10,028
Really, that one question
answered it for you?
450
00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:11,998
Well, who convinced
you? Uh, who you votin' for?
451
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:14,794
Well, I'm not sayin'.
Although, I'll give you one hint.
452
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,617
He's white.
453
00:20:16,655 --> 00:20:19,515
Okay, well, it's five
minutes to eight, I gotta go.
454
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,481
Hey, roc, wait a second,
i-I'm gonna go with you.
455
00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:23,337
Oh, you, you gonna vote? Great.
456
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,689
Joey, I'm so proud of you.
457
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,384
Oh, what made you,
uh, change your mind?
458
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:31,043
Well, I was listenin' very
carefully to the debate
459
00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:32,518
and I realized that i'd, I'd be
460
00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:34,031
a real knuckle-head
if I didn't vote.
461
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,758
Well, the important
thing is you're voting.
462
00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:38,453
And you're still a knuckle-head.
463
00:20:38,482 --> 00:20:40,042
Hey, roc, since you've
already made you decision
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00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:42,478
uh, can I copy off your ballot?
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00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:47,337
[Scatting]
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00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,009
[Male narrator] We'll be
back with more live "roc"
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00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:50,934
right after these messages.
468
00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:58,002
[Indisinct chatter on TV]
469
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,900
Alright, Eleanor, I'm sorry too.
470
00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:03,901
I guess we just got
a little carried away.
471
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,901
Yeah, well, the
important thing is that
472
00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:10,971
we can disagree without
letting it affect our lives.
473
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,070
Like... just off the top
of my head for instance
474
00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:15,903
the promotion.
475
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,830
- Nice try, Eleanor.
- Mm-hmm.
476
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,592
Well, one good thing
about havin' a fight
477
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,070
you always have fun makin' up.
478
00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:26,033
Oh, Andrew.
479
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:29,618
And I know how you
Republicans love makin' things up.
480
00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:34,044
Shh! Wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.
481
00:21:34,068 --> 00:21:35,858
T-T-They're about to
announce the winner.
482
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,408
[Man on TV] 'And now with
97 percent of the precincts'
483
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'around the country reporting,
it now appears certain'
484
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'that the next president
of the United States, is..'
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[male #1] 'Cut. Okay,
everybody, that's a wrap.'
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- thank you very very much.
- What?
487
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- How do we all know who it is?
- I'm sorry.
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[Scatting]
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♪ Keep on rocking on
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♪ oh lord
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♪ ohh yeah yeah yeah
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♪ yeah yeah well well well
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♪ oh good god now
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♪ ohh whoa whoa
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♪ keep on rocking on
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♪ oh good god now
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♪ oh whoa
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♪ ooh ooh
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♪ keep on rocking on
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♪ whoa good god now
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♪ whoa whoa whoa
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♪ keep on rocking on
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♪ oh good god now
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♪ whoa whoa
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♪ keep on rocking on
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