All language subtitles for Roc s02e08 Joey Messes Up.eng

Oh, hi.

I'm Carl Gordon.

Welcome to another
live episode of "roc."

You know, since I started
working on this show

more and more
people recognized me.

I could be standing in a market

uh, in a check out line

and someone will
invariably call out

"I know you. You're
that bald guy's father."

And then they ask
me for my autograph.

Well, meanwhile, the people
behind me are starting to yell

because their
frozen food is melting.

And besides, they watch
"murder, she wrote."

Now the way I feel is

I struggled for over
20 years in the theatre

for a little recognition.

So some hot head
with a lean cuisine

is not going to Rob
me of my moment.

So, if you ever see me
standing in line somewhere

feel free to ask me
for my autograph.

Well, I'll even let you cut in

if you are not writing a check.

And to all you students at the
university of Oregon, Eugene

on November the
3rd, rock the vote.

Love you, moms, loy.
Now, enjoy the show.

Here we go!

[Theme song]

♪ Them that's got shall have

♪ them that's not shall lose

♪ so the Bible says

♪ and it still is news

♪ mama may have

♪ papa may have

♪ but god bless the child

♪ that's got his own

♪ them that's got shall get

♪ them that's not shall lose

♪ them that's got shall get

♪ them that's not shall lose

- Hey, son.
- Hey, pop. Where you've been?

Well, it's Matty's birthday.

I thought I'll get her a card.

Boy, I didn't know what I
was letting myself in for.

What are you talking about?

Well, they got
everything categorized.

Mother's birthday, son's
birthday, brother, sweetheart

but nothing for somebody
you're datin' 'cause you like them

but you don't know
where it's going

and you're not ready
to make a commitment.

[Clear throats]

Hey, daddy.

- Hey, roc.
- Hey, sweetheart.

- How was work, baby?
- Oh, horrible.

Matty told all those
nurses that she's just fed up

with the political
backstabbing for that promotion.

So, Helen and Cynthia want me
to get together with them tonight.

I think, they'll try to get me to
stop daddy from dating Matty.

- Can you believe that?
- Well, now..

Baby, you did get pop to take
her out so we could talk you up.

But, I can't ask
them to break up.

They're so happy together.

[Andrew] Hmm.

You know, I'd be a lot
happier if the woman

didn't have a birthday so
soon in our relationship.

[Eleanor] 'Daddy.'

hey, morning, everybody.

The donut man is
here, come and get 'em.

Sis, I got a chocolate
croissant for you.

- Oh, thank you.
- Help yourself.

And, pop, I got a
cinnamon Danish for you.

And, roc, I got
you a plain donut

'cause I didn't want
to break a twenty.

- Oh, thank you, son.
- Hey. It's the least I can do.

Now that my band
is making a little bank.

I got those books solid all
the way through January.

- Whoa-ho.
- Yeah, yeah.

Come and check us out tonight.
We're playing at charlaine's.

Wow, that's great, Joey.

You know we'll be there,
clapping the loudest.

Yeah, well, I don't
care if you clap or not

just make sure you pay the cover

'cause I get a
piece of the dough.

Also, you'll get a chance
to meet my new girlfriend.

Whoa, you got a
new girlfriend, too?

- What she's like?
- Oh, her name's jenise.

She's smart, she's
funny, she's beautiful.

I mean, she's-she's
everything I deserve.

Mm-hmm.

Where you meet her?

Oh. I met her at
this party, see?

She was kinda down,
'cause she just got out of

this three year relationship
with some old guy, right?

So I-I cheered her
up, I made her laugh

I made her feel
good about life again.

You know, like I do with
everybody, except for you.

You know, son, I'm glad

that you finally getting
your life together.

- 'Thank you, pop.'
- New girl, steady work.

Yeah, Joey, we always knew
you had it, and we are proud of you.

You just needed some
motivation. You know?

I knew I did the right thing
throwing you out of here.

I'll be sure to mention
that when I win a grammy.

[Scatting]

[Jazz music]

Yeah.

Work it, Joey.

[Male #1] 'Yes.'

yeah.

Ho!

[Audience applauding]

[Indistinct chatter]

Miles Taylor, ladies
and gentlemen.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you. Thank
you very much. Alright.

We're gonna take a short break

so we'll be back, so
don't go nowhere. Okay?

And if there are any talent
scouts out here tonight

let me just say

what the hell are
you doing in this dive?

[All laughing]

- Yeah, yeah.
- Y'all hear that?

They love us.

- You know what?
- Huh?

I gotta admit, you're
gonna be pretty good, kid.

How many more damn
sets we gonna do tonight?

Well, we got a few
more sets to do, miles.

What's, what's the matter?

Hey, hey, hey, Joey.

His girlfriend left him.

Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Sorry about that, miles.

Uh, what happened?

[Clear throats] Some young
punk slicked her away from me.

Three years and a
chunk of my heart gone.

She don't even answer
my calls anymore.

- You said, three years?
- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And if that
ain't bad enough

I hear that, uh, jenise is
coming tonight with this guy.

Just to rub it in his face.

- Jenise?
- Yeah.

Wait, uh, j-jenise
wi-with a "j?"

Yeah, what difference
does that make?

Uh, nothing, I-I just, I
never know what to say

in these situations, so I
always ask for correct spelling.

Excuse me, I'm gonna
make a phone call.

So, if I have to break
up with a chief surgeon

to preserve our friendship,
then it's a small price to pay.

And I still deny that I started

any of those horrible
rumors on you two

but I won't do it again.

Well, I'm sorry, but I just
cannot get my father-in-law

to break up with Matty.

Now, I... See it's
not fair to you, but...

Oh, honey, we don't
expect fairness from you.

Look what we had
to meet on your tariff.

Girl, this is insane! I came
here to see my brother-in-law.

I wanted to meet tomorrow.

Oh, sure. You wanted to
pick the place and the date.

What else do you wanna pick,
Eleanor, are we dressed alright?

I suggest we move this
meeting some place else.

- Some place mutual.
- Alright, alright.

Fine. Just let me
go tell my husband.

Are you sure this
okay with you, Eleanor?

We want you to be happy.

Get out of my life,
I'll be real happy.

Roc baby, daddy, the
girls are now gonna leave.

We're gonna go some place mutual

and talk about
saving our friendship.

I think you have a better
chance saving a rainforest.

[Chuckles]

I'll see you later, baby.

- Alright, sweetheart.
- Alright.

[Indistinct]

So, where were we?

You were talking about the
vice-presidential debates.

Oh, yeah. What a free fall!

You had quayle talking over
Gore and Gore talking over quayle

and stockdale
talking over stockdale.

Excuse me a minute, son.

Oh, man, roc.

What's the matter?

I just found out that
my new girlfriend

is miles' old girlfriend.

Man, he's gonna kill
me when he finds out

that I'm the one that
stole his girlfriend.

But you didn't know
she was his girl.

Yeah. But he's not
gonna believe that.

You have to keep in mind
that my reputation precedes me.

Oh, then you're
really in trouble, Joey.

Yeah, and that's not
the worse of it, see?

He knows that she's coming
here tonight with her new girlfriend.

If he sees us together, this
band is gonna be history.

Joey, this band is your ticket.

Yeah, I know. I gotta
think of something.

Uh, roc, you be her girlfriend,
okay? Uh, her boyfriend.

Well, d-d-do what-do what?
No! No, no! I don't want..

Please, man. Come
on, please, please.

It's just for tonight. See?

If I tell him tonight, he
won't believe me. Roc.

So, please, roc. Just do..

[Jenise] 'Hi, Joey.'

hey. Uh-ah! No, no
kiss, no kiss, no kiss.

Uh, why didn't you tell me
that miles was your boyfriend?

He's in my band.

Oh, my god! You're the kid?

Joey, Joey, Joey, he's coming.

Uh, uh, just play
along. Just play along.

Hey, miles. Hey,
look who's here.

Jenise, you two know each other?

- No.
- No.

Um, uh, my brother
just introduced us. Uh..

Yeah. Um, I just found out,
man. I hate to say it but, uh..

This is jenise's new boyfriend.

'Isn't that right?'

yeah, yeah. She
means a lot to me.

You? You're the guy
who's dating my jenise?

Well, yeah. I could
hardly believe it myself.

Miles, it's just
something that happened.

I mean, I was at this party
and I looked across the room

and it was like no one else
was there but... My baby..

[Mouthing] Roc. Roc.

- Ron..
- Oh, that's roc.

Roc.

Yeah. Well, um,
sometimes she calls me, uh

you know, roc, um, Ron,
um, you know, as a pet name.

- Right.
- Kinda cute, don't you think?

Wait a minute.
You're cattin' with her

and your wife's a few feet away.

Well, yeah. She just left.

This doesn't make sense, jenise.

You quit me for
this garbage man.

Hey-y-y-y, that-that's
not necessary.

Alright, miles. Forget
about it. Come on, come on.

[Joey] 'We got another set
to go. Just forget about it.'

man, he better take
care of this like he said.

Okay, don't worry,
roc, it'll all work out.

You listen to me very carefully.

It's too late for
me. I'm his brother.

But you can still save
yourself. Now, run.

Okay, alright, alright.
Thanks a lot, Curtis.

Uh, hey, miles, I'll see
you tomorrow, okay?

Yeah. See you, kid.

You better take
good care of her.

[Sighs]

Well, am I finished now, Joey

or do you want me to
go and meet her parents?

I think Joey can handle
it from here. Thanks, roc.

Oh, my pleasure. Um,
uh, what was that, Joey?

You needed to speak
to me. Oh, sure, sure.

- Come on.
- Excuse me.

Now, Joey, I did
this for you once

but I'm not doing it again ever.

Okay, alright. Don't worry, roc.

I'm not gonna do anything
to jeopardize this band, okay?

Oh, boy. Okay. I'm a, i'm
gonna break it off with jenise

and I'll tell miles
the truth or...

Then you better.

'Cause miles will be hurt if
he hears this on the street.

Now, you understand?

Not much of a
people person, is he?

Eh, jenise, eh, come on, let's
sit down for a minute, okay?

- Sure, Joey.
- Sure, have a seat.

Uh, jenise, uh, I can't risk

miles findin' out about us.

So, uh, so, maybe
we ought to call it quits.

- I'm sorry.
- What?

So, you're saying the band
is more important than us?

No. No, no, it's not just
that. See, it's.. I like miles.

See, and we, we got to
think of him, jenise, you know.

So, it doesn't
matter how we feel?

All that matters
is how miles feels?

Uh, well, uh..

Uh, yeah, that's, um..

See, that's, that's what
I like about you, jenise.

You, you so smart,
I'm gonna miss that.

Uh, Joey, this isn't right.

I'm not going back to
miles no matter what you do.

It was just about over
when we met anyway.

So, he's gonna be
unhappy either way.

Why should we be unhappy too?

Yea, 'cause, uh, two unhappys
don't make a happy, do they?

[Laughs]

Baby, I care about you.

And you care about me
and that's all that matters.

We should keep
seeing each other.

And what miles doesn't
know won't hurt him.

Miles who?

[Laughs]

[Male narrator] Stay tuned
for more "roc" live after this.

♪ Whoa whoa whoa

[door opens]

Uh, Eleanor, Eleanor, wake
up, Eleanor, wake up, wake up.

What? What? What's wrong, roc?

Oh, n-n-nothing,
nothing's wrong, you know.

I just wanted you to
know that you might hear

this crazy rumor going
around that, you know

that I'm havin' an affair.

What? Who started that?

Well, you know, me, uh..

Oh, well, you
then lost your mind.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

See, um, Joey, Joey
didn't know he was dating

miles' ex-girlfriend

and I didn't want
him to lose his band.

So to cover for him, you
know, I had to pretend

to be her, her boyfriend.

At charlaine's? In
front of everybody?

Well, not everybody, couple of
drunks were in the bathroom...

Roc. What the heck
is wrong with you?

Now I'm the center of a
neighborhood scandal.

So, is she pretty?

- Who?
- Your mistress.

Oh, come on, Eleanor, you
know I'm not really having affair.

Besides, I feel as
bad about it as you do.

Come on, now. Now, get
on with it now. Come on.

You know, roc, if you not
goin' beg for my forgiveness

then this not gonna
be any fun at all.

[Chuckles]

Okay then, okay, okay.
Eleanor, please, please

please forgive me, please.

That all depends.

What you gonna fix me
for breakfast in the morning?

[Chuckles]

Oh, that damn Joey.

I asked for a puppy
and I get a little brother.

I want some grits and
eggs and sausage, waffles..

[Instrumental music]

Now, I'm tellin' you,
Joey is playing with fire

with that jenise thing.

I'd give a talking
to him, if I were you.

Nah, he wouldn't
listen even if I tried.

Joey's always gone his own way.

Just opposite of his brother.

Now, roc always minded his
parents. Took our word as law.

Aw, that's nice.

Yeah, but I still
like Joey better.

Hey, pop, is Eleanor here?
I'm supposed to meet her.

Oh, yeah, I heard.
You're in the doghouse.

Huh, so she's making
you taking her shoppin'.

Huh-huh. She's
not making me, huh.

You know, I just happen
to, you know, take an interest

in the, you know, the
kind of linen we purchase.

Excuse me, can I talk to you?

Uh, sure, sure.

Plain and simple. Are
you really seeing jenise?

Well, didn't Joey talk to you?

No, he didn't.

And I got a funny feeling
you're covering for him.

If you are, then I'm
leaving the band.

Oh, then yes. I'm
seeing her. Mm-hum.

- You are not.
- Well, yes, I am.

What's her favorite food?

Uh, cheese.

What kinda answer is that?

Wait, wait, wait, you,
you tryin' to tell me

she doesn't like cheese?

Everybody likes cheese.

- Hey, roc, baby.
- Hey, sweetheart.

- How you doing?
- Nerve-racking.

Oh, hi, you must be
miles. Hi, I'm Eleanor.

Hello, Eleanor.

So, baby, you ready to go?

Oh, you must be
talkin' about the affair.

I'll go wait over by the bar.

Your wife is very understanding.

Oh, yeah, you should
meet her boyfriend.

Come off it, roc.
I know it's Joey.

I was just hopin',
somebody around here

might be real with me.

Now, look, miles, miles.

Joey didn't know jenise
was your girlfriend.

And he would've
told you right away.

He was just afraid.

He had three days. Time's up.

The band is history.

You tell him he can go to hell.

Well, I've told him a
bunch of times. He won't go.

[Trumpet music]

[Phone ringing]

Ah..

[Humming]

Hello. Ah, Mr. Rayburn,
yeah, how you doing, man?

Uh, Saturday the 18th?

Ah, yeah, we might be available.

But, uh, as I recall,
last time we talked

you said the only
thing I could ever play

in your club was lotto.

No, no, no.
Listen, listen, listen.

Let me tell you something, Zach.

There's no way on
god's green earth

that I would ever let my band..

How much?

Well, hell, man, let's
let bygones be bygones.

I'll come over there at
7 o'clock. Cool. Peace.

Thank you, Mr. Rayburn.
Appreciate that.

Hey, roc, what you
doing here, man?

- Joey, we gotta talk.
- Can't it wait?

The manager of the blue note
cafe wants to book us. Gotta go.

Joey, there is no more band.

Miles found out
about you and jenise.

How did he find out,
roc? Did you tell him?

- No. I didn't have to tell him.
- Listen, roc, Mr. Perfect.

I know you don't like
to lie but one little lie

to save your brother
wasn't going to kill you.

One little lie, Joey?

I stood in a bar with my
arms around your girlfriend.

Ruined my reputation.

And went to tell
my wife to tell her

that I'm not having an affair.

- So did it kill you?
- Oh, come on, Joey, shut up!

You got me to humiliate myself.

And you hurt miles. A man
you supposedly look up to.

I mean, doesn't it bother
you that the man is in pain?

Alright, yes, yes, roc,
it bothers me, okay.

I'll let him cool off
for a couple of days

and I'll straighten
everything out.

Joey, when are you
gonna learn, huh?

Not everything can
be straightened out.

You simply can't keep
cheating people this way.

Alright, roc,
okay, alright, I said

I would apologize to the man.
What else you want from me?

I want you to change!

I want you to look at the
last 32 years of your life.

Your last five bands.

And what you did today,
and then you ask yourself

what have you
got to show for it all.

[Male narrator] "Roc"
live will be right back.

♪ Keep on roc..

[Trumpet music]

Joey, you're killing my night
trade. Lighten it up, honey.

I'm playin' through my
pain, charlaine, please.

Uh, I'm dedicating
this to, uh, miles Taylor.

He's a good, decent man whose
only mistake was trusting me.

[Trumpet music]

Uh, thank you, you've
been a great audience.

Uh, why not buy
everybody a round, huh?

[Scatting]

[Applause]

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