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♪ Whoa-oh whoa-oh
whoa oh-whoa ♪♪
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[Woman on TV] 'So,
hurry, there are only 17 left.'
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'and remember,
they're solid gold-plated.'
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oh, lord, I gotta
get in on this.
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Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
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- Come on, pick up, baby.
- 'Hello, who's on the line?'
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ho! Jackpot! Hey, uh,
this is Joey from Baltimore.
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[Woman on phone]
'Hello, Joey from Baltimore.'
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'are you a first-time caller?'
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uh, yes, I am.
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'Well, you're on with Tina at
the super shopping network.'
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- 'may I help you?'
- Yeah, can I get a number?
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'Of course, the number
of that item is by372... '
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uh, no, no, no, Tina.
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I want your number.
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[Tina] 'Next caller please.'
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[dial tone]
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Hey, Tina. Tina!
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Damn! So much for
shopping at home.
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["God bless the child"]
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♪ Them that's got shall have ♪
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♪ them that's not shall lose ♪
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♪ so the Bible says
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♪ and it's still in news
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♪ mama may have
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♪ papa may have
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♪ but god bless the child
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♪ that's got his own
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♪ them that's got shall get ♪
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♪ them that's not shall lose ♪
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♪ them that's got shall get ♪
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♪ them that's not shall lose ♪♪
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♪ whoa-oh oh-whoa ♪♪
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♪ she'll be coming around the
mountain when she comes ♪♪
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Well, goodbye, kids.
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- I'm outta here.
- Where you goin', pop?
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- Well...
- He's got a date with Maureen.
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Yeah, sweet Maureen.
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And see, roc? You didn't
even want me to fix them up.
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Well, I changed my mind..
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Once I found out she
had her own place.
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Pop, you sure seeing
an awful lot of her.
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- Well, you know...
- They got a lot in common.
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I knew they'd be
perfect for each other.
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- You sure were right, Eleanor.
- 'Mm-hmm.'
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Maureen is a lovely woman.
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So tell me about her, pop.
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- Well, she's about...
- She's in her 50s.
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But she look like she in
her 40s. And she bright.
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And got this cute
little hourglass figure.
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Uh, Eleanor, would
you like to take her out?
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No, daddy, I told you
once I introduced you two
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I was out of it.
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Well, thank you, Eleanor.
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So where're you taking her?
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- Well...
- That's right.
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He said he gonna take
her to sails on the harbor.
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Uh-huh. So, what are
they having, Eleanor?
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How would I know?
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Well, for your information..
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We both have a taste for scrod.
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Well, goodnight, kids.
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♪ She'll be coming around the
mountain when she comes ♪♪
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I've never seen pops so
excited about a woman
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in a long time.
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And down at the hospital
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Maureen never stops
talking about dad.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, between you and me
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Maureen never stops
talking about anything.
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Honey, that child can talk.
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Well, this is a match
made in heaven.
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- I have one question though.
- What's that?
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What the hell is scrod?
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Oh, come on, Eleanor. You
don't know what scrod is?
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Roc, you don't know
what it is either, do you?
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- Yes, I do.
- What is it?
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It's lamb.
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Hey, hey, greetings,
sports fans.
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Man, it's tough out there.
They are not hiring anywhere.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute, you mean
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you were out looking for a job?
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No, I read it in the papers.
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They said they're
not hiring anywhere.
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Well, enough about
me. What you got.. Ow!
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So, what're you doing here?
What's going on here, roc?
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I'm doing something you
haven't done in your entire life.
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I'm doing my taxes.
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Is that the short
form you filing?
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Yeah, it's the same
one I file every year.
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Look, roc, I know it's
your money. Well, sort of.
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But you know, you can make
yourself a nice chunk of change
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as a refund if you took
the time to file the long form
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and take advantage
of all the deductions.
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Joey, for your information
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we're already gettin' a refund.
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Three hundred and
forty-seven dollars.
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- Ha! You hear that, Eleanor?
- Wow.
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That's more than
we got last year.
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That's right. Five bucks.
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So what do you say, Eleanor,
you think we ought to donate
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a dollar to a campaign fund?
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Yeah, sure.
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I think all the
candidates runnin'
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are worth about a dollar.
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That's exactly what the
IRS wants you to do, roc.
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You're putty in
their hands, man.
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- What do you mean?
- Look, it might take longer.
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But filing the long form
and taking all the deductions
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that are rightfully yours, roc,
you'll make a big refund, man.
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You just throwing money
away like this, that's not like you.
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- Is this a cheap shot, Joey?
- Yeah, but this is business.
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Look here, for instance, roc,
under your number of deductions.
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Yeah, yeah, two. Me and Eleanor.
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- Roc, what am I, chopped-liver?
- What are you talking about?
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Roc, I live here, you pay for
my food, you pay for my rent.
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I'm a dependent. What good
am I if you can't write me up?
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Now, Joey, you sure you
know what you're doing?
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Roc, trust me, I'm
here to help you.
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Alright.
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And if you're making a
sandwich, I'll have one too.
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Let's see here.
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Now, let's look under
charitable donations.
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What does roc give money to?
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Well, he gives it to me.
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Let's see
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I'm a charitable donation.
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I'm a dependent.
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Why, he ought to be
glad I'm living here.
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Oh, Maureen! Tonight
was magnificent.
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[Chuckles]
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Yeah, you were right to
suggest we skip dessert.
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Nothin' on that pastry
cart could compare to this.
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We ran some groove, sweet thing.
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Gee. I hope all the screaming
didn't disturb your neighbors.
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I just couldn't control myself.
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Uh, you sure are quiet.
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Considering you're usually
quite a little chatterbox.
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Maureen.
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Maureen.
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Maureen!
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Oh, my god.
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- We gonna do my taxes today?
- Oh, yeah.
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Did you get together the
receipts like I asked you to?
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Yeah, here it is.
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That's all I have.
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Ten dollars and
ninety-nine cents
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for a box of Christmas
tree air fresheners?
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Joey, have you everbeen in
the cab of a garbage truck?
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No, roc, I thought
I'd see you up first.
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Well, I'm not talking to you
as your scheming brother Joey
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I'm talking to you as your
scheming accountant brother.
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Listen, we gotta need
a lot more receipts
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'cause I got a ton of
deductions planned.
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Well, look, this is all I had.
You know what I mean?
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You just can't make 'em up.
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No, of course not, roc.
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That would be cheating.
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Hey, hey, sweetheart.
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How you doing, baby?
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Hey, Eleanor,
you won't believe it.
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Pops stayed out
all night last night.
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Really? Oh, good for him.
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Yeah, I'll say.
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'Cause you know what
they say about them nurses.
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No, roc, I don't
know what they say.
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They don't say nothin', baby.
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Hey, papa. So, you're
out a little late, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, Eleanor?
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Did you say Maureen
was your supervisor?
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Yeah, daddy.
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Well, you may be in
line for a promotion.
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What do you mean?
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Oh, you kids won't believe this.
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Something terrible happened.
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Maureen passed away.
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- What?
- Oh, come on, pops.
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Stop kidding, stop
kidding around.
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No, roc.
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He's not kiddin', he's serious.
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Oh, my god.
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Daddy, what happened?
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Well, we were at dinner.
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We were having a great time.
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Next thing I know she just died.
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Daddy, you wanna talk about it?
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Uh, no, I'd rather
not. Excuse me.
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- Morning, pop.
- Yes, I am, son.
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What's with him?
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Joey, daddy's
date died last night.
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Well, sometimes these
things don't work out.
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He'll find somebody else.
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- No, Joey, she really died.
- Yeah.
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Oh, man! That's, that's tough.
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- Let's get to these taxes.
- Joey!
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- How can you be so cold?
- Sis, you know the saying.
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The only thing you can
count on is death and taxes.
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Man, both in the same day.
What are the odds on that?
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Daddy, how are you feeling?
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Oh, I'm feeling a little better.
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It must've come as
quite a shock. Huh, pop?
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Mm-hmm.
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You ready to talk about it now?
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Well, I already did.
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What do you mean, pop?
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I spoke to your dearly
departed mother Loretta about it
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and I figured out
why this happened.
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Well, why did it happen, pop?
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Well, isn't it obvious?
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It's a sign from
Loretta telling me
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to stay away from other women.
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Oh, no, pop, you've
lost your mind.
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Daddy, you're just
looking for an excuse
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to help you deal
with this tragedy.
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I mean, you must be under
tremendous emotional stress.
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Oh, I know, Eleanor.
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Uh, listen, I'm a rational man.
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I don't really believe
that spirits of the dead
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pass out threats to the living.
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But just to be on the safe side
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I'm never gonna look at another
woman for the rest of my life.
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You know that reminds
me of another deduction.
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Oh, shut up, Joey.
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♪ Whoa-oh whoa-oh
whoa oh-whoa ♪♪
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Eleanor, I don't know, you know
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I don't know if it's a good
idea butting in into pops' life.
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I'm not butting in, roc.
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I just invited Helen over
because she's a nice person.
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- Uh-huh.
- Okay, so maybe I'm butting in.
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But it's for his own good.
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Well, Eleanor, I don't
know, if I know pop
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he's not gonna
take it that well.
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Well, you let me
worry about that.
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Besides, Helen's a
very interesting person.
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- Does she have a good heart?
- She's the sweetest person.
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No, does she have a good heart?
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- Oh, roc, please.
- Hey, kids.
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Hi, daddy.
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Well, claps is busy tonight.
And I don't know where Joey is.
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Would you kids be
interested in taking in a movie?
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Well, we can't tonight, daddy.
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Um, we're having some
company over for supper.
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Oh, well, have a good time.
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Maybe wiz would
wanna do something.
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Uh, no, no, daddy.
247
00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:35,588
Um, look, why don't you
join us for dinner, huh?
248
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:38,620
- Yeah, pop.
- Well, okay.
249
00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:41,025
Great. Who's the company?
250
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:44,548
Oh, just a lady I
know from church.
251
00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:46,721
On second thought,
maybe it's not a good idea.
252
00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:48,454
Alright now, pop, I'm
not gonna lie to you.
253
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,722
Now, now, look, Eleanor
thinks you've been taking this
254
00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:53,618
sign-from-mom thing
a little too far now.
255
00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:55,095
Besides, it's been a while.
256
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,167
Mom wouldn't hold
a grudge that long.
257
00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:00,207
Eleanor, listen.
258
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:01,756
I appreciate what
you're trying to do.
259
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,658
I know you care for me.
260
00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:05,789
But I'm just not ready.
261
00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:07,547
- And, roc?
- Yeah, pop.
262
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:11,590
You got some damn nerve
butting into my business.
263
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:12,660
[Doorbell ringing]
264
00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:14,339
Oh, daddy, that's her.
265
00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:17,339
Please, now, it won't
hurt you to just meet her.
266
00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:18,413
Just meet her.
267
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:24,138
Helen, I'm so glad
you could make it.
268
00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:25,622
Thanks for inviting me.
269
00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:27,135
I brought you a
little something.
270
00:11:27,172 --> 00:11:29,312
Oh, Helen, that
wasn't even necessary.
271
00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:31,904
But thank you. Come on in.
272
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:34,545
Helen, I'd like for you to meet
my husband roc Emerson.
273
00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:36,280
- Hi, how you doing?
- Hello, roc.
274
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:40,790
And, Helen, this is my
father-in-law Andrew Emerson.
275
00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:44,207
- How do you do, Andrew?
- Nice to meet you.
276
00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,685
Well, I gotta be goin'.
277
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:47,594
Oh, no, come on, sit
down, pop, let's chat.
278
00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:50,446
Have a seat.
279
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:59,548
Eleanor mentioned you
used to work on the railroad.
280
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,930
That's fascinating.
I love trains.
281
00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:05,335
Yeah, pop worked on
the railroad for 36 years.
282
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:06,979
'Boy, he's got some
great stories to tell.'
283
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,900
hey, pop, how about
that terrific story you tell
284
00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:10,651
about working on
the century limited
285
00:12:10,655 --> 00:12:12,405
with Lena horne?
286
00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:15,758
Lena horne? Oh, that's exciting.
287
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,827
What happened?
288
00:12:17,827 --> 00:12:19,337
The train was late.
289
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,591
Well, he usually
tells it so much better.
290
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:26,855
Um, daddy..
291
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:30,212
You know, Helen owns
a cute little flower shop
292
00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:31,831
down on state street.
293
00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:33,827
Oh, that's nice.
294
00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:36,522
Uh, listen, is dinner ready yet?
295
00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:38,171
In a few minutes.
296
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,174
Call me.
297
00:12:46,827 --> 00:12:49,237
Wonderful story.
298
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:52,275
I wish your father
could've told it.
299
00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,694
Oh, Helen, I'm so
sorry about that.
300
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:57,554
Uh, well, looks like
I better get going.
301
00:12:57,586 --> 00:12:59,826
- Oh, do you have to?
- I'm afraid so.
302
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,412
Oh.
303
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,758
But, Eleanor, dinner
was just fabulous.
304
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,723
Oh, thank you.
305
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:07,308
I think..
306
00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:14,786
- Well, it was nice meeting you.
- Oh, okay. Bye, Helen. Um..
307
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,787
And I'm sorry
about my ex-father.
308
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:20,447
- You call me soon now, Helen.
- I will.
309
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:22,382
- And thank you.
- Oh, yeah.
310
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,406
What, your friend gone so soon?
311
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:32,663
Daddy, you were
upstairs for two hours?
312
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,974
What, she couldn't wait?
313
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,620
If she has
somewhere better to go
314
00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:37,235
she shouldn't have come by.
315
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,585
Daddy, I'm really angry.
316
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,760
You embarrassed
my friend and me.
317
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,408
- How could you do this to her?
- What did I do?
318
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:47,483
- You were rude, pop.
- How dare you behave this way!
319
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:50,407
What gives you the right to
treat another person like that?
320
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:53,408
I'm sure Loretta didn't
tell you to demean
321
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:55,903
and insult people like that.
322
00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:57,336
How do you know?
323
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,523
You didn't talk to her.
324
00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:01,376
Hey, pop, Eleanor
was thinking of you
325
00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:02,493
when she invited Helen over.
326
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,717
You've been acting weird lately.
327
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,623
Well, weirder.
328
00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,645
I'm sorry, son.
329
00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:10,065
Now, I said I swore off women.
330
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:11,997
When I say something, I mean it.
331
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,834
Well, when isay
something, imean it, pop.
332
00:14:13,862 --> 00:14:15,412
And you let me down.
333
00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:16,842
I mean, Eleanor
invited Helen over here
334
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:18,552
because we care about you.
335
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:21,026
If you care about me,
you'd leave me alone.
336
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,548
Okay, fine, pop,
that's what I'll do.
337
00:14:22,586 --> 00:14:24,306
You ain't gotta ever
worry about me...
338
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,834
But let me tell you one thing.
339
00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:28,972
The one thing you taught
me was to respect women.
340
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,900
And I never thought I'd
see you treat a woman
341
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:33,025
the way you treated
Helen tonight.
342
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:36,068
Well, you don't know
what I've been living with.
343
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:37,827
Oh, pop, for the last time now
344
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:40,377
you're not responsible
for Maureen's death.
345
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,833
Now, I know it's shocked you
346
00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:43,377
but she had a history
of heart trouble.
347
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:44,723
You can't blame yourself.
348
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,308
Oh, yes, I can. You don't
know the whole story.
349
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,674
Oh, come on, pop, what
are you talking about?
350
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:50,069
You said she passed at dinner.
351
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,657
Oh, I know I said that
352
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,829
but that's not
completely the truth.
353
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,827
What do you mean?
She didn't die at dinner?
354
00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:58,787
Well, you could say
she died at dessert.
355
00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:03,335
Well, as dessert.
356
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,384
- What?
- Oh, grow up, son.
357
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:11,553
What do I have to
do? Spell it out for you?
358
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:13,856
While I was basking
in the afterglow
359
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:16,622
poor Maureen was
already in the afterlife.
360
00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:21,518
Oh, my god.
361
00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:25,901
[Whispering] She died in bed?
362
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:28,481
Right there next to me.
363
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,931
Sometimes I think if I
had kissed her goodnight
364
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,925
and left her at the door..
365
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,715
She might still be alive today.
366
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:37,144
Pop, why didn't you tell
us this when it happened?
367
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:39,476
Well, it was embarrassing.
368
00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,761
Not just for me, but
for poor Maureen
369
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:43,343
going like that.
370
00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:48,453
Yeah, uh, I can
understand. You know?
371
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:52,692
Look, son, I didn't really
think it was a sign from Loretta.
372
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:54,974
The fact is..
373
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:58,724
Two wonderful women
in my life have died.
374
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,864
I don't wanna open up myself
up to that experience again.
375
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,786
Now, look, pop, I know
this hurts. You know?
376
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:07,693
But you can't stop livin',
just because Maureen did.
377
00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:08,914
I mean, think about it, you know
378
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:11,481
she might have
died alone that night.
379
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,973
You know, you, um..
380
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,790
You probably gave her her
last moments of pleasure, pop.
381
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:23,205
You may be right, son.
382
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:26,165
I think I did make
her happy at the end.
383
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:29,926
I mean, I was a quite
a firecracker that night.
384
00:16:32,862 --> 00:16:34,862
Between you and me
385
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:37,761
I may have reached
my own personal best.
386
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,622
Oh, that's great, pop.
387
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,585
I think we've said all
that needs to be said
388
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,166
don't you think, pop?
389
00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:46,856
Sure, son.
390
00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:49,101
So, what do I do?
391
00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:51,973
Well, you can go up
and apologize to Eleanor.
392
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,690
That's a good idea, son.
393
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:56,454
I'll go upstairs and
apologize to Eleanor now.
394
00:17:01,275 --> 00:17:02,995
- Roc.
- Yeah, pop.
395
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:05,592
Thanks, son.
396
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,715
Ah, don't mention it, pop.
397
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:10,691
'Firecracker.'
398
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,590
hey, hey, roc, good news.
399
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,720
Your refund check came
today, but you weren't here
400
00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:19,758
so as your accountant, I
assumed power of attorney.
401
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:20,997
You didn't cash it, did you?
402
00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:22,654
No, I wanted to see the look
403
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:23,995
on your face when you opened it.
404
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,550
[Roc laughing]
405
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:30,521
Fifteen hundred dollars!
406
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,861
Fifteen hundred dollars.
407
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:34,716
Oh, Joey, I can't
believe this. This is great.
408
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:36,008
So, roc, you're in
a good mood, huh?
409
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:39,244
Oh, I'm in a $1500 good mood.
410
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,895
Hey, you know somethin', Joey?
I'm gonna share this with you.
411
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:43,211
You gonna..
412
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:46,071
Um, look, roc, you
hang on to it, okay?
413
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:47,553
But why?
414
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:49,996
'Cause, uh, this also came.
415
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,930
Oh, oh, what's this?
416
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:54,095
Roc, you're being audited
for the past five years.
417
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,862
What?
418
00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:57,686
Yeah, I guess that
long form you filed
419
00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,104
kinda sent up a red flag.
420
00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:00,622
- Joey!
- We can work this out.
421
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:01,995
We can work this out.
422
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:07,414
[Doorbell rings]
423
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:13,590
- Andrew?
- 'Hello, Helen.'
424
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,901
what do you want?
425
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,901
Helen, I came by to apologize.
426
00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,236
That wasn't necessary.
427
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:24,755
Oh, yes, it is.
428
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,588
Listen, I was rude
and inconsiderate.
429
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,790
I was gonna bring you flowers
430
00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:29,897
but since you're a florist
431
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,236
that would be gilding the Lily.
432
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,831
So to speak.
433
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:35,136
So I brought you
31 flavors instead.
434
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,590
I love ice-cream.
435
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:39,720
What kind?
436
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:40,904
Well, I just told you.
437
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:44,101
I brought you 31 flavors.
438
00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:46,237
Well, I didn't know
what kind you like.
439
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,275
Look, can I come in?
440
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,590
This is a lot of ice-cream
441
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,830
my hands are frostbit.
442
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,206
Alright, come on in.
443
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:55,965
You know, I dropped the whole
social security check on this
444
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,970
so I hope you have an appetite.
445
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000
You sure know how
to make an entrance.
446
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:04,004
Look, Helen, if
it's alright with you
447
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:06,694
let's start the evening over.
448
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:10,004
Hi, I'm Andrew Emerson.
449
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,344
Ooh!
450
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,619
You weren't kidding.
451
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,235
You are frostbitten.
452
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:17,660
Well, you know what they say.
453
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:21,339
Cold hands... Warm heart.
454
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,863
[Laughing]
455
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,336
And Lena sang to me
all the way to New York.
456
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,099
[Laughing]
457
00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:40,102
You do tell a much better
Lena horne story than your son.
458
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:44,243
Who, by the way,
is a very nice man.
459
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:48,140
As a matter of fact, you
have a wonderful family.
460
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:50,857
Yeah. I'm lucky to have him.
461
00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:52,756
But you know something..
462
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:56,137
You can be surrounded by
a family and still be lonely.
463
00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:59,377
Yes, I know what you mean.
464
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:00,463
Well, that's why it's so nice
465
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:01,622
when you meet someone
466
00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:03,755
you're comfortable with.
467
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,717
Are you comfortable
with me now, Andrew?
468
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:10,336
Yes.
469
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,335
Very much so.
470
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:18,313
♪ Don't know why
471
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:21,896
♪ there's no sun up in the sky ♪
472
00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:24,965
Did Lena horne really
sing this song to you?
473
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,170
Hmm. Well, as far as
I'm concerned she did.
474
00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,172
Who would have thought
475
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,376
the way evening started
476
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:36,833
that it would
turn out like this?
477
00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:39,857
I'm so glad you came
by to apologize, Andrew.
478
00:20:39,896 --> 00:20:41,166
So am I.
479
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:46,305
But it's late. I
better be going.
480
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:48,974
Andrew, you don't have to.
481
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:53,793
Look, Helen, I have
to tell you something.
482
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,378
The reason I behaved towards you
483
00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:59,143
the way I did earlier
this evening is..
484
00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:02,212
I was just coming off a
pretty tragic experience.
485
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:04,406
Oh, I'm so sorry.
486
00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,448
Well, if you don't want to...
487
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,237
Oh, I do, but..
488
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:11,065
[Sighs] I'm a little nervous.
489
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,103
Oh, you don't
have to be nervous.
490
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:14,857
Oh, yeah.
491
00:21:14,862 --> 00:21:16,032
But you do.
492
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:20,029
Why?
493
00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:22,834
Well..
494
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:26,756
The last woman I made love to
dropped dead right afterwards.
495
00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:29,685
Really?
496
00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:35,687
I'll take my chances.
497
00:21:37,724 --> 00:21:40,314
Really?
498
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:44,239
♪ Everything I had is gone ♪
499
00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:50,718
[Andrew] 'Oh, Helen.'
500
00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:52,098
'that was wonderful.'
501
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,716
'what do you say we go
to dinner tomorrow night?'
502
00:21:58,517 --> 00:21:59,857
'Helen?'
503
00:22:01,931 --> 00:22:03,071
'Helen!'
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[Helen] 'Ah, yes, Andrew?'
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[Andrew] 'Oh, lord!'
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'don't ever do
that to me again.'
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[men scatting]
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