All language subtitles for Roc s01e13 Rock A Bye Baby 2.eng

[Male narrator]
Last week on "roc.."

Roc, you know it's
been a long time

since we talked
about having children.

Oh, well, then let's talk
about having children.

Roc, I'd love to have a baby.

Eleanor, not now.

I can't wait for children much
longer and I won't. Damn it!

Well, you're just gonna
have to because I won't

do it now and I can't.

I think I'm ready
to give it a try.

Let's, uh,
let's-let's-let's-let's do it.

And I'll worry about
the money later.

Oh, honey, I love you.

I think we need to
face the possibility

that there might be
something wrong with me.

Remember, I-I told you about
the problems my sister had.

I think maybe I
need to see a doctor.

- So what's the diagnosis, doc?
- Excellent.

Hey, but, doc, I
mean, if she's okay..

What's the reason she's
not getting pregnant?

[Scatting]

♪ Them that's got shall have

♪ them that's not shall lose

♪ so the Bible said

♪ and it still is news

♪ mama may have

♪ papa may have

♪ but god bless the child

♪ that's got his own ♪
them that's got shall get

♪ god bless the child ♪
them that's not shall lose

♪ them that's got shall get

♪ them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ whoa ohoo whoa

Why is everybody lookin' at me?

Well, since Eleanor
checks out fine..

You mean it's me?

As we say in the
world of obstetrics

it takes two to tango.

[Laughs] Wait a
minute, wait a minute.

It-it couldn't be me. Uh-huh.

[Laughs nervously]
It couldn't be me.

[Stammers] It just
couldn't be me.

Mr. Emerson, if it's not
Eleanor and it's not you

what do you think
the problem is?

Well, you know, i-it's-it's..

Well, I ain't
worked that out yet.

Uh, doc, what could, what
could be wrong with us?

Excuse me?

I-I, I mean him.

Oh, well there could be a
number of factors involved.

It could be that you've
just had bad luck.

Let's run some tests and see

what the problem
is if there's one.

Well, okay, I guess that's it.

So, doctor, when can
roc start on these tests?

Eleanor, I'm not
takin' any test. I'm fine.

There-there's
nothin' wrong with me.

Denial.

What's the matter with
you, now you take these tests

you find out what the
problem is and you rectify it.

Wha-what are you
so concerned about?

I-I wanna be an uncle.

Well, it's only been a few
months and the doctor said

uh, we just might
be unlucky, so we'll..

- So we'll keep trying, huh?
- Okay, alright, alright.

Well, I-I guess
we'll just keep trying.

Well, if you change your mind,
I know an excellent specialist.

In the meantime,
take a look at this.

It outlines some
steps for you to take

to achieve the right
moment for conception.

Uh, excuse me, doctor,
do you believe in that stuff?

Well, not really, but the
pharmaceutical company

handed them out for free.

- Give it a shot.
- Uh, well, thank you.

- Thank you.
- Good luck to you.

- Thank you, doctor.
- Yes, uh, thank you, doctor

we'll keep trying.

Well... let's go home.

Yes, get the hell out of here.

Now, don't you worry,
Eleanor, th-th-there's nothing

wrong with you and I know
there's nothing wrong with me.

So we'll just, you
know, we'll keep trying.

We waited this long
to have children, roc

and we'll just have
to wait a little longer.

We'll just keep trying.

- I gotta get to work.
- Okay, I'll..

I'll see you when we get
home. We'll get home..

- I'll get home.. L.. You know?
- Yeah.

Good news, Mrs. Williams.

You're gonna have
another set of twins.

[Sighs]

I should have married you.

[Piano music]

- Hey, pop!
- Hey, son.

- How's Clarence?
- Oh, who cares.

Oh, uh.. Beat you
at dominos again?

Oh, that old fool was braggin'

about his grandchildren
for a change.

Man, he beat me at dominos.

So, pop, what's wrong with him
talkin' about his grandchildren?

Nothing if I knew for sure
that I could have some.

But if roc can't make a
baby it's just gonna be

one more thing that Clarence
can hold over my head.

You know, I've always
dreamed of having a grandson.

Now that I've all this
free time on my hand.

I can tell him about all the
interesting people I've met.

And the places I've been.
Teach him our real history.

Not that whitified stuff
they taught you kids.

Yeah, I could buy him toys

take him to the
playground, to ball game..

Oh, you know, do all the things

that I never had time
to do with you boys.

Hey, pop, while we're here, why
don't we toss around some names?

Na, I ain't got time for that.

- You know, Joey..
- Hmm.

It would make me the happiest
man if I knew that I could live

to see the day that I could
have my own grandchild.

Well, pop, I'm sure you got a
grandchild out there somewhere.

- What's that, son?
- Uh.. Uh..

Nothin', I was just
thinkin' out loud.

That's a lot of hard work.

Son, are you trying to tell me

making love to your
wife is hard work?

No, moving that bed,
so it faces northeast.

As if that's really gonna work.

Well, it's here in this book.

Now, granted this
is a 1912 edition

but desperate times call
for desperate measures.

Son, maybe you're being
just a little too stubborn.

Yeah, roc, maybe you
oughta swallow your pride,

and, uh, let that
doctor check you out.

No way. I told you. There's
nothin' wrong with me.

Well, roc, you could
always wear a poultice

of a ground rhinoceros
horn in your shorts.

That from that crazy book, Joey?

No, that's from "the
Beverly hillbillies."

See, I'm not the one who
cut off any Avenue of research.

- Joey, shut up!
- Hey, roc, it cured jed's gout.

- What?
- Roc, let's face the facts.

Now, for the last
week you made love

to your wife every night. Right?

Monday, when her temperature
was perfect for conception.

Tuesday, her body
temperature went up.

For the next three nights,
you made love anyway

and ignored the
temperature well, perks..

Well, how do you
know all this, Joey?

Excuse me.

See, I've been keeping
myself a little chart.

Hey, I-I don't just say
I wanna be an uncle.

Hey, Joey, how many, how
many times I've gotta say this

this is gonna take some time.

Well, I don't have that
kind of time, damn it.

Hey, you need a change of scene.

Let's say, the
three of us go down

to charlene's and down a couple.

That's a good idea,
pop. I could use a break.

- Where'd you think you going?
- We're going to charlene's.

Uh-uh-uh.

Not so fast, both of
you, back upstairs.

Yeah, I guess
tonight will be better.

- Yes.
- Hi, guys.

Hey, hey.

Hi, fellas, where's roc?

Oh, he's gonna catch up.

He's been working on somethin'
and he's been draggin' a little.

So he's gonna meet us here.

Well, what's he's
been working on?

Well, he and Eleanor are
still trying to have a baby.

- Oh, he's still doing that?
- No, he ain't.

Yeah, and, uh, when he
gets here, maybe we should

uh, make sure he
keeps his mind off of it.

You know, I think it might
be having some kind of

psychological effect on him.

So let's not even
mention kids, right?

- He's here to relax.
- Ah, that's a good point, son.

Let's talk about something else.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, roc.

- Hi, son.
- Baby.. Oops!

It slipped out.

It was just as well, I was
about to say somethin' myself.

Yeah, me too. Well,
this isn't gonna work.

- Sorry, roc.
- Sorry about what?

Well, we thought we'll
make you feel better

if we didn't mention
anything, you know related to

what you're going
through, you know, like, uh..

- Fertility, pregnancy, birth...
- Hey, Joey, Joey.

Damn, wiz, you
had to mention baby.

Alright, it's okay,
but it's no use.

I'm a beaten man, I'm
so tired and worn out

from all this, I don't
know what to do.

In fact, I'm
embarrassed to say this.

Since I've never had a
bad Mark against my name

since I've been
in the department

but I've been falling
asleep on the job lately.

- Man, that's awful.
- I know.

Does this mean that my
trash ain't gonna get picked up?

[Andrew] 'Wiz, can you think
of something that might help?'

'anything that might help
Eleanor and roc conceive.'

[wiz] 'Well, I can only draw
on my own field of expertise.'

well, wiz, I'm willing
to try anything.

Okay, let me ask you
a few questions here.

Have you tried jigglin' her?

That always works
with the radio.

[All laughing]

Hey, roc, wiz might
be onto something here.

Does-does she keep
flashin' 12 o'clock?

[All laughing]

That's real fun.

Hope you guys gettin'
a big kick out of this.

[Laughing] As you
can see, we are.

Maybe you gettin' interference.

Have you tried moving
her away from the TV?

Come on, roc, man, you
know if we could really help you

we would, man. Maybe
laughing at it is good.

Yeah, right, I mean, wiz is
right, I mean, what good is it

to get all tense and
nervous about this, huh?

Yeah, yeah. Hey, I'm sorry.
I guess you guys are right.

- There you go.
- Hey, I even got one.

Maybe I'm leaving
her on all night.

Hey, yeah, well, now, roc

aren't you glad that
we all got a chance to

like, share and laugh
on this situation?

Yeah, yeah, okay, but do
me a favor, okay? No more.

- Ah, damn it. I had a good o...
- Hey, Joey.

[Whispers indistinctly]

[All laughing]

[Telephone rings]

Charlene's, wiz
speaking. Ooh, Eleanor.

Hey, roc, it's Eleanor.

Yeah, hi, honey.

Yeah.

Okay, I'll be there.

I'm sorry guys, I gotta go.

Eleanor's temperature
is perfect for conception.

- Alright.
- Okay.

[Telephone rings]

So long, son. Break a leg.

Yeah, roc, tonight's your night.

- Now I can feel it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, hey, roc, it's
Eleanor again, man.

Wha-what does she want?
I'm on my way. Take a message.

Ah, she cooled
off, man, she says

you can stay and have a beer.

What?

She cooled off! Well, that's it!

That's it! I can't
take it anymore.

Tell her I've had
it. I'm through.

Tell her I'm finished.

Tell her.. Tell her I'm gonna
go and see that sperm doctor!

♪ Whoa-ooh whoa-ooh
whoa ohoo whoa ♪♪

Well, that's the
exam, Mr. Emerson.

Mm, boy, that was easy.

[Scoffs] I didn't
sleep last night

'cause I was expectin'
something real weird.

You know how you make
all this stuff up in your mind

that's strange,
and you know, but..

Hey, but, thank you
doctor, thank you.

No problem. Could
you fill this up?

- What's this?
- I need a sample of your sperm.

No seriously, what do you want?

Look, I understand this
could be a little embarrassing

but I assure you
it's quite normal.

[Laughing]

Hey, doc, I ain't making
love to no plastic cup.

You see, there's some
magazines out there, if you...

Yeah, right, I gotta really
read at a time like this.

Woah woah woah!

Hey, doc, I can't
go through with this.

Mr. Emerson,
this is the only way

we're gonna find out
if there's a problem.

Now, take your cup and go out
up to that room across the hall

and, uh... I think you
can figure out the rest.

- Eleanor, let's go.
- Where you think you're goin'?

Look, we're leaving
now, nobody said

anything about plastic cups.

Why didn't you tell me?

'Cause I knew
you'd react like this.

Now, roc, how do you expect
them to find anything out?

Well, you know, you
know, x-rays, blood tests

cat scans, the usual.

Roc, look, millions of men
go through this every day.

Now, look, honey, I
know it's embarrassing

but if you just go
in there and do this

then, we can move on.

Eleanor, I know, but
it's not that I won't do it

I-I just can't.

Well, let me tell you something.

[Whispering indistinctly]

You're wearin' what?

[Whispering indistinctly]

Is that possible?

[Whispering indistinctly]

Is that legal, Eleanor?

Eleanor!

Eleanor, you don't know how
humiliating this whole thing is.

I know and I'm
sorry you had to do it.

But at least now we can
move on to the next step

and have our child.

I know.

But can we still do all that
stuff you whispered in my ears?

Yes, sweetheart.

You remember it, don't you?

[Laughing] Yeah, baby.

Well, Mr. Emerson..

I have your results and
your sperm count is normal.

Alright! Hey, yes! You
hear that, Eleanor?

The problem is they don't seem
to be, as we say... Swimming.

What does that mean?

Well, in layman's
terms, they're, uh...

..On a beach.

Lying there.

Getting a tan.

They just don't seem to be as
anxious as you're to make a baby

so we're just gonna put you
on a regimen of medication

and keep checking
you every week.

You mean, I've to come
in here and do this again?

Yes, once a week.

Well, now, a one night
stand with a cup is one thing

but I ain't forming a
permanent relationship.

Roc, you wanna have
a baby, don't you?

Yeah, like normal people.

Mr. Emerson, you're
perfectly normal

except for the fact that your
sperm aren't... Swimming.

Will you quit sayin' that?

El.. Eleanor

Eleanor, I know that you
wanna have a baby really bad.

But I can't do this. Now, doctor
I can't go through this again.

Roc, roc!

[Door shuts]

They all say that.

Joey, where could he be?

Well, sis, he's probably
takin' a walk, you know

thinkin' this through, you
know, tryin' to work it out.

In all our years of marriage

he's never taken
these many walks.

Well, one good thing
has come out of this.

- What's that?
- He's off my back.

I'm glad he's got
other interests.

- Oh, Joey.
- Come on, come on, sis, sis.

Come on, sit, sit down and
tell me what happened to him.

Okay, th-the doctor
explained that he'd have to

take some medication and
get a checkup every week.

No, no, I mean, tell
me about the plastic cup

and that look on his face.

- Joey, this is all my fault.
- What do you mean?

I pushed roc into havin' a baby.

Right, but if you hadn't you
would've never found out

he had a problem and then
we would have had to put off

having kids that much longer.

You know, Joey,
when roc first decided

he wanted to have a baby..

I saw a side of him I
thought I'd never see.

I mean, I always knew
deep down in my heart

he'd make a great father

but for the first
time, he saw it too.

Hmm.

- Well, that's him now.
- That's roc.

Damn. Nearly caught
my death of cold out there.

Ah, no luck, huh, pop?

- No.
- Where did you look?

- Charlene's.
- Where else?

Well, I checked the men's
room, then I went around the back

in the side,
checked every table.

And, uh, that took two hours?

Well, you know, once I'm in
there, they hate to see me go.

- He hasn't shown up yet?
- No, he hasn't.

Ah, seems like I spent half
my life chasing after these two

and you wanna have kids.

Well, I say, I do
but I'm startin'

to wonder if it's even worth it.

I mean it seems
like there's more pain

than joy in all of this.

Plus the reality of it is
once you do have a baby

you're up all night, feedin' it,
worryin' about it, changin' it.

Shoo. Maybe roc's
first feelings were right.

Maybe it is best to wait.

You really believe
that, Eleanor?

- No.
- 'That's him.'

roc, oh baby, thank
god you're home.

- Hey, son, you alright?
- Roc, where the hell you been?

I was worried sick.

I'm sorry I just needed
some time by myself.

Wh.. And you couldn't
pick up a phone?

Oh, Joey, stop!

All that matters
is that he's home.

I guess you two wanna be alone.

No, it's okay,
pop, you can stay.

- Joey.
- Oh, well, alright, alright.

Well, roc, you know
where I'll be if you need me.

Yeah, rent free.

Out walking again, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, they say it's
beautiful at night.

Roc, every time
you go for a walk

you come back with
some kind of revelation.

Yeah, I could write a book.

Anyways, as I was passing the..

Great blacks in wax museum,
I did realize something.

What's that, baby?

I was lost.

You, um..

You've to go somewhere and then

look around and suddenly
you don't know where you are..

I mean you think you're
goin' in the right direction

and then you
find out you're not.

I mean, it's kinda like
this situation, you know.

You just want everything to
go nice and easy and then..

Suddenly you know
you're totally confused.

You know, why couldn't,
why-why-why couldn't

this be, um... Easy for us, huh?

I mean, why couldn't
we have a baby

right off, like most people?

Life isn't always easy.

Oh, yes, it is, for
some people, Eleanor.

I mean, this is an awful
thing, for a man to find out.

I mean, all your life you
think you'll be able to..

To father a child and
then one day you wake up..

And find out you can't.

Roc, getting upset
about it isn't gonna help.

Yeah, I know.

But Eleanor..

The one thing..

That I was always certain
that I could... Give you

in this world..

May not happen.

I mean, I know I can't give
you lots of things, but damn it..

I wanted to be able
to give you a child.

The doctor never said
that it couldn't happen.

Oh, I know, I know, I'm just..

I'm just so disappointed
and angry about all this

I don't know what to do.

[Scoffs] Oh, hell, why
should this be any different

from any other
part of my life, huh?

What do you mean?

I-I'm gonna have to
work harder for this

just like everything
else I've ever wanted.

Don't-don't get
me wrong, Eleanor.

I'm not feeling
sorry for myself.

This is just the way that
things have always been.

Wait a minute, roc.

Are you sayin' what I
think that you're sayin'?

I don't know. What
am I saying, Eleanor?

That you're gonna go
through with the treatment?

Well, if that's what it takes
to have a baby with you..

Then, yes.

But, Eleanor, I'm
gonna warn you.

I'm gonna be real irritable.

Oh, well, I think
I can handle that.

Roc, the doctor didn't say how
long it was gonna take, did he?

Oh, what difference
does it make, huh?

We'll just keep tryin'

and eventually
something will happen.

- 'Alright.'
- 'yes.'

[Scatting]

♪ oooh oooh

♪ oooh ooh ooh

♪ oooh..

[Zapping]

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