All language subtitles for Roc s01e04 For Hes Not a Jolly Good Fellow.eng

[Insects chirping]

Coming down!

[Clamoring]

Guys.

[Screams] Hey, guys!

This has gotta stop.

Eleanor's got two days
off, so we can be together.

That means two nights.

I don't remember the last time
we got to bed at the same time

and weren't so exhausted
we just fell asleep.

But hell, between you
guys yelling your heads off

and pop sneezing and coughing

it makes it hard to
get down to business

if you know what I mean.

Some of you guys are married.

I'm sure there are times

you wanna be alone
with your wives, huh?

I wanna be alone with mine.
You can understand that, huh?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Thank you, fellas. Thank you.

Alright, coming back.

[Clamoring]

[Scatting]

♪ Them that's got shall have

♪ them that's not shall lose

♪ so the Bible says

♪ and it still is news

♪ mama may have

♪ papa may have

♪ but god bless the
child that's got his own ♪

♪ that's got his own ♪
them that's got shall get

♪ god bless the child ♪
them that's not shall lose

♪ them that's got shall get

♪ them that's not shall lose

♪ whoa whoa whoa-oo-aa

[sneezes]

[Joey] 'Bless you.'

daddy, don't switch the light on

until after I get this
screwed in, okay?

I don't wanna be
looking like Don King.

Okay.

♪ Ta-da pa-dum pa-da

now, that's a miracle
we take for granted.

- Thank god for James p. Watson.
- Who was that?

The black man who
invented the electric light bulb.

That cold must be
getting to your head.

That was Thomas Edison.

Oh, sure! He
grabbed all the credit

but you gotta get
your facts straight.

See, James p. Watson
was Edison's assistant.

And while Edison was
upstairs asleep one night

Watson got up for a snack.

He got to tinkering
with that filament

and before you know
it, history was made.

Poor Watson never
got a lick of credit.

Oh, come on now. Daddy,
you know that's not true.

Oh, okay. He got some credit.

They named that town
after him in California.

Watts.

Hi, honey.

Oh, sweetheart, you look so good

after all that trash.

Words every woman longs to hear.

[Sneezes]

- 'Bless you.'
- I'm putting some hot tea on.

- Right away.
- Okay.

[Coughing]

So how was your day, son?

Better than the night
I had with my wife.

As you recall, it was a
wheezing, sneezing hell.

Well, I'm sorry, son.

Well, next time,
I'll just lay quietly

and let the virus
take me in my sleep.

- Sneezing didn't bother me any.
- Oh, how could it, huh?

You and daddy were playing
poker till four this morning.

Hey, roc, I was trying
to win some money

so I could pay you back.

Oh, well. How much did I win?

You won... A dollar
and thirty seven cents.

You only won $1.37?

No, I won $149.
You only won $1.37.

A $149?

Hey, roc, you didn't
have to stay up all night.

- Oh, yes, I did!
- Roc.

Is this about money
or being with your wife?

- Now, make up your mind.
- I wanna be with my wife!

Roc, I understand
where you're coming from

but you gotta realize
it's too crowded

for you and Eleanor to have
the privacy that you need.

Hey, why don't you
take it to a hotel?

Hotel?

Oh, Eleanor'll never go for it.

She'll think it's sleazy.

Roc, you're saying
it like it's a bad thing.

[Coughing]

Here you go, daddy.

Thank you.

Elle, um, I was thinkin', uh..

You know what with
tonight being so special to us

and, and it's such a rare
occasion that we, uh..

You know, maybe
we could, you know

deepen and explore
our relationship...

He wants to do the
nasty with you at a hotel.

- I'll pack.
- You'll go?

It'll be fun! Oh, roc.

It's so wonderful

of you to come up with
a such a romantic idea.

Thanks.

♪ Whoo ooh-ooh-aa

- okay, roc. I'm ready.
- Alright, it's about time now.

I've been waiting 45
minutes already. Let's go.

You can't wait to get
me down now, huh?

Well, that and we've been
paying for the room since 3 o'clock.

Eleanor, you're a
vision of loveliness.

Oh, thanks, daddy.

Now, daddy, there's plenty
of vitamin c in the kitchen.

You take it. I feel bad
leaving you all alone.

He's had a full life.
The last half rent free.

Now, come on, let's go.

Call us if you needs us, daddy.

- Don't worry about me.
- Hey, what? Whoa!

- I missed the love birds, huh?
- Yeah.

Well, it's nice to finally
have their house to ourselves.

Actually, I think I'll partake

in a little romance
of my own tonight.

- Oh, what you got there, son?
- Oh, my little black book.

I used to have a
little black book.

Yeah, sometimes when I'm
alone I think about that book.

That and dying slow.

Um... you gonna be alright if I
leave you alone tonight, daddy?

- Oh, yes. No problem.
- Okay.

[Coughing]

Uh, daddy, you
don't sound too good.

Maybe I ought to
stay with you tonight.

Oh, don't be silly.

I know how to dial 911.

You go ahead and
have a good time.

[Coughing]

Okay, okay. Alright, alright.

That's it, that's
it. I'm staying.

Oh, well, Joey, if it'll
make you feel better.

♪ Whoa whoa whoa oh-oh

[cars honking]

Oh!

Oh, this is nice.

Roc, how do you
know about this place?

It was on my route.

It always looked so romantic

from down in the alley,
where the dumpsters are.

Uh, will there be
anything else, sir?

No, no. I think that'll do it.

We're saving for a house.

Why don't you
add on the den, sir?

Ooh, that's a nice view.

Oh, look at this bathroom.

Ooh, that's nice.

What's in here?

Oh, roc!

This place has everything.

Oh, it sure does.

Oh, color TV.

Oh, oh!

We got room service, roc.

We don't even have
to leave the room.

No.

For a cup of coffee?

Don't worry, sweetheart.
I've got it covered.

We won't go hungry..

Or thirsty.

Champagne.

Nothing but the
best for my wife.

Oh, my god.

Listen.

- I don't hear anything.
- That's right.

No Joey, no pop. Nothing
but peace and quite.

Let's just sit here
and enjoy it for a while.

- That's enough.
- Oh!

[Laughing]

Not so fast, baby.

I have a little
surprise for you.

Oh.

I think it'll look
even better on you.

We'll just have
to see about that.

[Instrumental music]

'Oh, lady.'

tell me you're my wife.

You're turn.

Okay.

Save the first dance for me.

[Humming]

♪ I want sexual healing..

♪ Oh baby

♪ makes me feel so fine..

♪ Healing me..

♪ It's good to know

♪ sexual healing is something

♪ that's good for me..

Hmm. You sure
look sexy in your pjs.

You look pretty sexy yourself.

♪ I can't get on the..

[Roc] 'Oh, Eleanor, I love you.'

[Eleanor] 'I love you too, roc.'

'What's the matter, babe?'

[roc] 'Mmm.'

'i don't know.'

'this has never
happened to me before.'

[Eleanor] 'Come on,
honey, just, just loosen up.'

- 'alright.'
- 'okay?'

- 'mm-hmm.'
- 'mm? That's more like it.'

- 'mm.'
- 'mmm.'

[roc panting]

Roc, don't get so excited.

I wish I could.

[Car honking]

Roc, honey, calm down.
It's not that big a deal.

Not a big deal? Not a big deal?
What's a bigger deal than this?

I guess to a man
it's a big deal.

I know you couldn't tell
by tonight, but I am a man.

Well, we might as well go
downstairs to the front desk

and, uh, see about
getting our money back.

Roc, look, honey, maybe
the pressure was too great.

The new surroundings.

Let's talk about this.

- I'm a nurse.
- Oh, so, now it's a disease!

- Roc, you're overreacting.
- Where you going?

I need to be alone,
I need to think.

Roc, wait.

I'm here for you, baby.

I'll always be here for you.

Oh, I know, sweetheart, but..

You just have to realize
what happened tonight

is not that impotent.

I meant, important!

[Shouting] Important! Important!

♪ Yeah-ye yeah-ye yeah
yeah-ye yea-a-ah ♪♪

[Indistinct chatter]

[Andrew] Oh, my
man! How you been?

Joey, what did
you bring him for?

I wouldn't have
phoned you at all

if I knew you were
gonna bring him.

You promised me
you wouldn't tell him.

Oh, now, don't blame
your brother, roc.

There's a time
in every man's life

when he needs his
father to comfort him.

Unfortunately for
you, this ain't it.

Couldn't get your soldier
to salute, huh, son?

[Laughing]

Come on, pop, I don't need
this now, huh, keep it down.

I don't want everyone
looking at me.

They're looking at you 'cause
you got your damn jammies on.

Not 'cause your
mojo's not working.

Look, roc..

I understand exactly
what you're going through.

I mean, you're feeling
a little empty, right?

Less of a man.

I mean, there's a..

Feeling of sadness and deep..

Deep humiliation but, roc..

It won't last long.

Has this happened
to you, too, Joey.

Hell, no. If it happened
to me, I'd kill myself.

[Andrew laughing]

- Hey, what's happening, Andrew?
- Hey, wiz.

- How you doing, man?
- I'm alright.

Now, roc, where were we?

Oh, yeah.

Roc, you have got
a serious problem.

And you need a serious solution.

Keep it down, wiz. Keep it down.

[Whispering] Oh, okay, okay.

Look, roc.

What I'd do is..

Picture a nude baseball game.

Women, of course.

Amazons.

Wearing only caps and spikes.

Up to the plate steps margo.

The fleshy part of
her thighs ripple.

Bam, margo
pulls that first pitch

down the first base line.
She's impressive out of bases.

She's roundin'
second in slow motion

as the out-fielder
hurls the ball in.

Margo dives for the bag.

Sliding head first, her
ample bosom blazing a trail

from second to third.

By the time margo
reaches third..

I score.

Oh, come on, wiz.

This thing's not
gonna do me any good.

I'm surprised. You
usually can fix anything.

Yeah, I usually can, man,
but they ain't invented a tool

that can fix your problem, yet.

And if they did, I
wouldn't want to operate it.

Oh, now, son, forget
about all this stuff.

Now, you got a beautiful woman

back at the hotel
room waiting for you.

Somebody who cares about you

and somebody who's gonna
stick by your side no matter what.

Now, you got to go back there

put everything
else outta your mind

and give it another try.

Now, that'll work.

Oh, thanks, pop.

What if it happens again?

Give that naked
baseball thing a shot.

[Indistinct TV chatter]

You decided to come back?

Well, I had the rest
of my clothes here.

Roc, how could you just leave
me here with nothing better to do

than to watch the "home
shopping network?"

Oh, I'm sorry, Eleanor.

I had to go to charlene's
bar and sort this out.

Get back on track.

You didn't buy
anything, did you?

No, roc.

Alright, I know I
shouldn't have left, but..

I just... Needed
someone to talk to.

Roc, I'm the one to talk to.

I know, I know.

It took me a while

but I finally realized
what was important.

- You did?
- Yeah.

You see... There was
this beautiful woman..

Waiting for me up here..

And no matter what I do..

Or can't do..

That woman's gonna
love me just like I love her.

You're a smart man.

- 'Oh, oh, Eleanor.'
- 'Oh, I love you, roc.'

[roc] 'Butt, margo! Butt!'

who the hell is margo?

In-fielder.

- What?
- Eleanor, it happened again.

If I was a horse,
they'd take me out

shoot me and put
me outta my misery.

You're just putting too much
pressure on yourself, babe.

I wanted tonight
to be memorable.

Oh, it's memorable alright.

I'll never forget this night.

Oh, come on, roc.

Now, you got to admit

it is pretty funny.

You wouldn't think it was
funny if it happened to you.

I think it would be real
funny if it happened to me.

[Both laughing]

Oh, you were lucky.

Mom and pop never
talked about the facts of life.

Hmm.

So finally, in the fifth grade..

I took it upon
myself to take Joey..

And talk about the
birds and the bees.

Wasn't it a little
soon to be telling

your six-year-old
brother all about sex?

No, I wasn't telling him.

- He was telling me.
- Oh.

[Eleanor] 'Okay, okay. No.'

if you couldbe unfaithful..

Who would you
be unfaithful with?

Living or dead.

If she's dead, why would I
wanna be unfaithful with her?

[Laughing] Just suppose.

Well..

Maybe, uh, Dorothy
dandridge, I guess.

- Yeah.
- That's a good choice.

I'd pick Denzel Washington.

Well, he's living.

Don't worry, baby, he
way out there in Hollywood.

Yeah, he better stay there too.

One day, when I was
about... Five years old..

I was sitting out
on the front stoop..

When I saw the scruffiest
mutt across the street.

I thought I'd play
with him for a while.

I crouched down and snapped
my fingers and whistled.

He perked up his
cute little ears and..

Came running towards me.

What's wrong, baby?

Oh, he was halfway across
the street when he was, uh..

Hit by a car and killed.

Oh, roc.

I still get dreams
about that dog.

Oh, but you can't blame
yourself for what happened.

Yes, I can.

'You know, you were right.'

I'm looking back on last night

and laughing about it already.

Don't get me wrong.

This kinda thing
is only funny once.

Happens again, I enter the
witness protection program.

I had a great time, roc.

Yeah, me too.

That's what makes it so funny.

Normally, I'd have
been mad as hell.

Spending so much on
this hotel room... And then..

Having my, uh,
technical difficulties.

But I feel we got ten
times our money's worth.

Eleanor, it was great
not making love to you.

Thank you, sir. It
was good for me too.

[Laughing]

Last night..

Was how we used to be roc.

You know, when we first met.

Seemed like all we did was talk.

Maybe that's what
last night was all about.

Remembering what
we got married for.

I never forgot.

I love you.

I never felt closer to
you than I do right now.

We're pretty lucky, huh?

Lot of couples can
have a... Night of sex..

But there are very few
who can get a night..

Like we just had.

In a funny sort of way if..

We had done anything more..

We would've spoiled it.

You're right.

We would have.

Let's spoil it.

[Scatting]

♪ Yeah

♪ keep on walking

♪ oh lord

♪ oh yeah yeah yeah

♪ yeah yeah well well well ♪

♪ oh

♪ oh oh

♪ whoa whoa

♪ keep on walking on

♪ oh yeah

♪ yeah

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