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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,362 I'm sorry, I forgot you're friends with them. 3 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,322 No, trust me, I'd rather forget, too. 4 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,702 Video games used to be our thing. 5 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:38,371 The one thing that I wouldn't be able to take 6 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,706 is you lying to me. 7 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,499 Hey, babe. 8 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,126 - Hey. - Cooperstown. 9 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,545 Would you... just settle this for us, okay? 10 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,172 Would you wear a fucking mustache 11 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,673 and a unibrow for Halloween? 12 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,924 Would you do that? 13 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,217 You would only have to wear the mustache. 14 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:53,386 - I'd be wearing the unibrow. - Well... 15 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,096 We're gonna be Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera. 16 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,598 They're an iconic duo. 17 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,558 Aren't you both a little too white to pull that off? 18 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,018 See? That's what I said. 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,103 That's basically a de facto vote for the magician 20 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,356 and the bunny in the hat, so we're good. 21 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,776 So couples costumes, huh? 22 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:10,445 Yeah. 23 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:12,781 Are you okay? 24 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,157 I woke up this morning, 25 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,492 you had just disappeared without saying a word, so... 26 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,951 And late last night, 27 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:19,245 you sent me that text message that you deleted. 28 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,455 What was that? 29 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,292 You okay? 30 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:29,089 It was just a funny meme of a dog wearing a sweater 31 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,757 speaking in a stupid voice. 32 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,218 - It's just me being silly. - All right. 33 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,470 Oh, I invited Keely to the party, by the way. 34 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,055 Maybe you can bring your relationship back 35 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,640 from the dead, and quick, man. 36 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:42,602 'Cause people are talking nonsense about your breakup and you. 37 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,397 Just... just trust me, nonsense. 38 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,773 Don't worry about it 39 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,233 because people have bigger things to worry about. 40 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,736 Like, what the fuck is he doing here? 41 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:55,699 How did he... 42 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,754 Fucking Rojas. 43 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,673 Okay, I guess you want me to apologize 44 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,968 for getting you out of jail, only I won't because... 45 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,766 Hey. 46 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,269 Yeah, I'm at school. 47 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,604 Can't you hear the hormones? 48 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,482 Okay, bye. 49 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,067 That was my parole officer. 50 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,194 She calls twice a day to make sure I'm either at home 51 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,488 or here, so basically I'm still in jail. 52 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,073 - Seriously? - Well, no. 53 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,324 I mean, if I was still in jail, 54 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,993 I wouldn't have to worry about paying you back. 55 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,661 Also, how do you think 56 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,955 Yale likes students who bail out murderers, Bronwyn? 57 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,248 Oh, I'm still going to Yale 58 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,791 because we're going to prove you're innocent. 59 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,835 We will catch the asshole who did this. 60 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,170 How? 61 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,505 Simon didn't kill himself. 62 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:56,551 My lawyer told me how the cops know. 63 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,595 He brought extra EpiPens to the nurse's office 64 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:01,806 on the first day of school... 65 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,476 just a few hours before he died. 66 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,855 Same ones that showed up later on your bike. 67 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,690 Why do that if you wanted to end it all? 68 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,817 Exactly. But he did set us up. 69 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,277 He wanted us there. 70 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,071 And I think he put the peanut oil in the cup himself. 71 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,282 What, so you're saying Simon wanted us 72 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,867 to find the EpiPens in the nurse's office, 73 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,077 but something went wrong? 74 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,787 Nothing went wrong. Somebody stole them. 75 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,538 Somebody who knew what was going to happen. 76 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,123 Somebody who planted the phone in my bag 77 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,000 because Simon didn't get close enough to me that day. 78 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,294 Nate, he had an accomplice. 79 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,922 Maybe the same person who's been stalking us, framed you? 80 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:36,424 Did that asshole have any other friends apart from Janae? 81 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,842 I have no idea, but here's what I do know. 82 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,552 Addy texted the group last night. 83 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,929 Yeah, she deleted it. 84 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,889 I took a screen shot right before she did. 85 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,224 It was a picture. 86 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,828 - See you later. - Yeah. 87 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:14,004 Hey. Addy. 88 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,507 What is this? 89 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,764 Were you with Jake last night? 90 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,809 Is this his? Was he friends with Simon? 91 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:30,603 You don't have to be friends to kill aliens together, right? 92 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:31,938 Doesn't it seem a bit weird to you? 93 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,773 I'm sure there's an explanation. 94 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,609 - Well, did you ask for one? - It's not easy, okay? 95 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,236 Pretty sure that confessing to your boyfriend 96 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,363 that you spied on his chat log is not the best way to rebuild 97 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,115 a healthy relationship, you know? 98 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,159 And I thought we were done with all this Scooby-Doo shit. 99 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,452 Well, I'm not. 100 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,786 Maybe you have the luxury 101 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,246 of forgetting about this whole thing 102 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,248 so you can enjoy walks on the beach with your boyfriend, 103 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,293 but Nate is awaiting trial, remember? 104 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,212 Yeah, I remember. 105 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,630 I also remember what happens 106 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,674 every time we play detective, Bronwyn. 107 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,386 TJ, Vanessa, Ms. Avery got fired or worse. 108 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,973 I'm not losing Jake, too. 109 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:15,357 And Addy has left the group chat. 110 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,150 Cooper just wants to move on. 111 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:20,111 Oh, and I'm not sure if Nate is ever going to forgive me 112 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,404 for getting him out of jail. 113 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,491 Okay, breathe. 114 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:29,037 I'm here. And I'll always be here. 115 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,830 Until I turn 18 and move to New York 116 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:33,667 and none of you losers ever see me again. 117 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,669 And, hey, fuck Addy. I mean, it's not personal. 118 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,087 It's not like you hate Jake or anything. 119 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,631 No, I mean, I don't even know the guy. 120 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:44,260 We only have this one class to... 121 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,553 What? 122 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,980 Okay, so hear me out. 123 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,109 I only have one class with Jake, Ms. Avery's. 124 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,361 Simon wasn't close enough to me that day 125 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,363 to plant the phone in my bag, 126 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,657 but Jake... 127 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,283 What are you saying? 128 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:10,036 When your phone went missing that day, was Jake around? 129 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,288 Jake's always around. He's my friend. 130 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,665 And he's always around Addy. 131 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,792 And she always has her phone out. 132 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,378 So he could've set that alarm on her phone easy. 133 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,048 What about Nate? 134 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,925 Anybody could've jammed my locker, Bronwyn. 135 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,552 - I'm sorry. - Okay, but there's more. 136 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,679 - Nate, wait up. - Just drop it. 137 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,144 Oh, my God. 138 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,937 Okay, what the fuck? 139 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,440 Sorry, um... Nate. 140 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,733 Do you know what's so weird 141 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,901 about Simon and Jake using the Xbox to chat? 142 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,987 I'm not sure why I'm finding this kind of sexy. 143 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,321 Nate. 144 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,991 What did Jake take from Simon's room at the wake? 145 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,744 His Xbox. 146 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,620 What if they planned this whole thing 147 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:57,417 using the Xbox chat, and Jake was taking evidence? 148 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,294 Don't give me hope, Rojas. 149 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,546 Okay, let's say that's true. 150 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,299 He probably would've hammered the thing to pieces by now. 151 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,092 I wouldn't. 152 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,803 Because that would make me look very suspicious. 153 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,805 I trust the criminal on this. 154 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,349 All right, look, if he still has the Xbox, 155 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,851 maybe we can get our hands on it and look at the chats. 156 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:18,521 We don't have the password. 157 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,191 I don't have it. 158 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,942 But I can guess it. 159 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,278 And I guessed right with "About That." 160 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,780 Where's the Xbox? 161 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:31,159 In his bedroom at his dad's house. 162 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,661 Is that where he's gonna throw his Halloween party? 163 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,794 So we could use the party to get access to the Xbox 164 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,962 and maybe see what the chats were about, right? 165 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,298 - Yeah. - If you invite us. 166 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:50,762 Are you fucking kidding me? 167 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,807 You guys seriously think Jake has been stalking us? 168 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,767 He's behind the creepy Simon Says messages? 169 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,435 Well, remember what Janae said. 170 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,188 Simon hated Cooper, Nate, and me, but he didn't hate you. 171 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,315 So whoever was working with him brought you into the fold. 172 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,566 He hated you. 173 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,485 What if he hated you so much, 174 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:06,986 he tried to frame you with the EpiPen? 175 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,531 And when that didn't work, he used it as a distraction 176 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,157 to frame the most likely suspect. 177 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,410 - No offense. - I've been called worse. 178 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,579 Why would Jake hate me before he even found out about TJ? 179 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,709 What if he knew before that? 180 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:24,713 Wait, so you're not only calling him a murderer, 181 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,173 but also a total fucking psychopath 182 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,092 who knew about my secret all along and pretended 183 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:32,095 and he didn't for, like, what, weeks? 184 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,639 - For what? - Addy, I really don't know. 185 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,516 But clearly you also had some questions 186 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,934 if you sent us that pic, deleted it, 187 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,936 and then lied about it. 188 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:43,189 Look, if there's nothing on the Xbox, at least we know. 189 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,191 We did do the same thing with TJ at homecoming, 190 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,401 and that was your idea. 191 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,778 Look at how that ended up. 192 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,739 This is insane. 193 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,741 It's Jake. And he's waiting for me. 194 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,618 Addy, Addy. 195 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,538 Addy, Jake is a controlling sociopath! 196 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,707 I mean, can't you see... 197 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,876 look at the way this man manipulates you. 198 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,879 He chooses the fucking flavor of your pancakes 199 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,464 that you don't even like, okay? 200 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:11,176 Addy, he doesn't love you. He loves having a puppet. 201 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,553 That's what Simon was to him before Simon saw him 202 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,514 for who he really is... 203 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,434 until he didn't, I guess. 204 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:27,108 What the fuck is going on here? 205 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,861 Study group. 206 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:33,740 What are you doing to my girlfriend? 207 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,785 Why were you talking to Simon on Xbox? 208 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,413 Addy told us you saw the whole chat history 209 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,832 with Anarchi$K. 210 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,085 You think that was Simon? 211 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,088 No, no, no, that was just some random "Fortnite" kid. 212 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,591 I mean, unless... 213 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,677 Was I being catfished by Simon? 214 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,929 It was some weirdo who was just asking me a bunch of questions 215 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,430 about people that he knew at school. 216 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,099 I mean, was he looking for dirt or something? 217 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,850 I... well, I didn't give him anything, 218 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,935 if that's what you guys are thinking. 219 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,395 Simon would never do that. 220 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,022 Right, destroying people's lives is just fine, 221 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,316 but of course he draws the line at catfishing. 222 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,277 Come on, I mean... 223 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,987 Wait, what exactly am I being accused of here? 224 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,489 I think you know what the fuck we're... 225 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,991 Nothing! 226 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,494 We were just looking into Simon and then... 227 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,705 Now you're looking into me. 228 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,665 No. 229 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,376 Really? 230 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,964 Babe... 231 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,799 No. 232 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,556 Jake! 233 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,307 Jake, come on. Jake! 234 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,185 Stop, stop, I told myself that if this was gonna work, 235 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,146 I was gonna have to learn how to trust you again. 236 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,772 And then I... 237 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,400 and then I find out that you... 238 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,818 you been spying on me, Addy? 239 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,737 No, it wasn't like that. 240 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,281 Jake, I just saw it by accident and, yeah, 241 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,158 I thought it was weird, but then you explained it all 242 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,869 and it makes sense that Simon was a total creep and did that. 243 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,829 Look, it's either me or the people 244 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:06,499 that have been filling your head with shit. 245 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,294 It's your choice. 246 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,194 So first you crash my party, 247 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,196 and then you badger my girlfriend. 248 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,074 We were just chatting about you 249 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,117 and how you are definitely not 250 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,453 a total and complete piece of shit. 251 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,375 Oh, yeah, we've gotten funnier with the years, freak. 252 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,503 - I'll tell you that much. - You have. 253 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,880 Especially when you try and act tough. 254 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,428 So what'd you say to her? 255 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,350 Dumbass. 256 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,898 - What the fuck? - Tell me right now. 257 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,358 - What'd you say to her? - Jake, what are you... 258 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,443 Hey, aren't you friends with that Janae chick? 259 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:19,531 She's, like, totally fucked up. You should probably come help. 260 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,866 Yeah. 261 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,202 Yeah, yeah. Jake, Jake. 262 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,079 - What's up with the smirk? - Jake, get off. 263 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,247 Man, I want to know. I think you should tell me why. 264 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,247 - Jake, Jake! - I said why? 265 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,833 She's cheating on you, genius. 266 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,715 Look, man, you know I don't lie. 267 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,523 Hey, babe, I heard shouting. Are you okay? 268 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,612 Yeah, I'm fine, babe. 269 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,822 What's up? 270 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,783 Come here, come here. 271 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:07,370 Mm, don't leave me out there. 272 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,803 I don't believe him. 273 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,764 Do you? 274 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,353 Well, all right. 275 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:35,357 If we want to crash this party, we're gonna need costumes. 276 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,281 All right. 277 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,825 Thanks so much for helping us so quickly. 278 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,745 Okay, so we need to find something to cover our faces, right? 279 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,081 And when we get there, you guys are too famous 280 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,874 to be taking off your masks then saying shit. 281 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,293 Okay, so y'all are trying to be Ocean's Eleven 282 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,462 on a killer on Halloween? 283 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,797 It's cute. 284 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,799 If it was a movie, I'd watch the shit out of it, 285 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,967 but this is not a movie, y'all. 286 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,720 This is real life, real consequences. 287 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,639 Sounds crazy what y'all trying to do. 288 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,265 It's insane, actually. 289 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,267 Yeah, but this could be our only chance. 290 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,936 He knows we're onto him, and he's not gonna 291 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,771 hold onto that Xbox forever. 292 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,815 We need you 'cause we can't just sneak in 293 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,150 through the front door, but you've got an invitation. 294 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,152 Okay, but what if Jake clocks me? 295 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,363 I mean, he's not exactly a big fan of me right now. 296 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,948 Use your Southern charm. 297 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,282 Right, so we're fucked. 298 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,450 Do you want Nate to go back to jail? 299 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,161 I don't care about Nate. No offense. 300 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,621 I'm starting to get a little offended. 301 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:35,125 I'm doing this for Simon. What about Addy? 302 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,586 I mean, what if she's going to bed every night with a fucking psycho? 303 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,547 Well, then, I can't win in this shit. 304 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,132 It's like either my best friend is guilty, 305 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,758 or he'll probably figure out what I've done, 306 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,468 and I'll lose him too. 307 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,971 I don't have that many people. 308 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,183 You have us. 309 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,939 Unless you, like, fuck it up. Then you're on your own, champ. 310 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,949 Fuck you, boy scout. 311 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,718 What the fuck do you want? 312 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,304 I want you to write a post about Addy. 313 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:33,433 I want her to suffer. I want her to sweat. 314 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,645 Have you thought about, 315 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,982 I don't know, breaking up with her? 316 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,233 No, she knows that the one thing 317 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,527 that I can't stand is a cheater. 318 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,946 She knows how my dad ruined my mom's life, 319 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,532 how it completely fucked us, and she still just went 320 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:53,286 right ahead and fucking took me for a fool. 321 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,832 You cross me, I'm gonna teach you a lesson. 322 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,626 Well, why would I help you? 323 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,961 I mean, you remember the days when we would just daydream 324 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,381 on all the ways we'd get back at the high school, 325 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,882 you know, jocks and posers. 326 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:09,678 I also remember the summer you got a gym membership, 327 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,262 grew abs for brains, 328 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,598 started hanging out with some jocks. 329 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,060 And I remember deservedly making fun of you for it. 330 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,190 And then you never spoke to me again. 331 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,193 I either prayed at the altar of Jake, 332 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:28,822 or I didn't exist. 333 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,740 Well, I did, 334 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:35,036 but only to be made fun of by you and your new jock buddies. 335 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,459 You're the biggest fake I know. 336 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,003 I'm not you, Simon. 337 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,088 I'm not... 338 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,841 I'm not strong enough to be different. 339 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,593 Well, that's why we're not friends anymore. 340 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,389 You're gonna have to find someone else to help 341 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,683 with your little revenge plot. 342 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,405 How about this? 343 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,118 What if I dare you? 344 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,911 We're not 12. 345 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,621 And I remember how much trouble we got in 346 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,373 when you used the magic words. 347 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,501 Oh, come on, man, it was a blast and you know it. 348 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,629 That one time we changed every desktop wallpaper 349 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:30,592 in the library to pictures of... what was it? 350 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,093 - Hemorrhoids. - Hemorrhoids. 351 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,887 It was assholes for the assholes. 352 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,139 You remember the time you dared me 353 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,392 to take peanut oil in gym class? 354 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,311 Make it look like a jock poisoned me? 355 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,313 - Too bad you chickened out. - Yeah, well, 356 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,607 it wouldn't have worked anyway. 357 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:51,946 Poisoning is far too sophisticated for those idiots. 358 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,699 Maybe that idea was just too ahead of its time. 359 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,660 I mean, think about it, nobody would've believed 360 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,204 that they wanted to kill you back then. 361 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:04,084 But now? 362 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,003 Now what? 363 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,512 A lot of assholes hate you, Simon. 364 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,306 I'm sure there's a few that you hate right back. 365 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,558 I've certainly got a candidate on my list. 366 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,228 Yeah, after your party, I can think of a few. 367 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:27,524 But... we're not 12. 368 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,901 Exactly. Now we're old enough. 369 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,197 We're smart enough to do it right. 370 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:41,037 I dare you. 371 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:47,043 You're sick. 372 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:50,005 Missed you, too. 373 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,215 Babe. 374 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,851 I said I'd come pick you up. 375 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,520 Yeah. 376 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,481 It's okay. I like riding my bike. 377 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,066 Yeah, but people see you on that thing, 378 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,442 they're going to think that I'm an asshole 379 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,027 for not giving you a ride, Addy. 380 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,197 Anyways, you look amazing. 381 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,115 - Mm. - And I was thinking, 382 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,742 what if we both look amazing? 383 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,037 What if we both dress as magicians? 384 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,914 What? 385 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,791 Yeah, I brought my own costume. 386 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,086 We could be like Houdini and Ms. Houdini. 387 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,630 Addy, we're going to look like a couple of penguins. 388 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,090 But a bunny costume... 389 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,217 Yeah, a very, very cute and sexy bunny. 390 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,302 Look, I just wanted our first party back together 391 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,344 to be picture perfect. 392 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,055 Is that too much to ask? 393 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,311 Okay, look, if you'd rather us do your thing, 394 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:31,147 I guess that's cool, too. 395 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,419 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 396 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,546 Hey, Mother Vanessa. 397 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,381 Oh, don't give me "Mother Vanessa." 398 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:40,008 You are excommunicated. 399 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,843 You're just taking that bitch back? 400 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:46,389 Don't call her that, okay? She messed up once, all right? 401 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:47,766 I think she learned her lesson. 402 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,809 Well, didn't Ms. Avery learn her lesson? 403 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,603 She's gonna be homeless, you know? 404 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,521 And I am grounded. 405 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,065 I will be grounded 406 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,233 once my parents get back from Puerto Vallarta. 407 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,319 You want me to talk to 'em? 408 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,029 Parents love me. You know this. 409 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,990 Yes, text my mom. 410 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,034 You're welcome. 411 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,916 Hi, welcome. Who are you? 412 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,001 Hope you're not who I think you are. 413 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,553 You know what? Actually, you're not welcome. 414 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,597 Don't make throw you out, man. 415 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,808 I was just playing along, bro. 416 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:34,521 That chick Bronwyn? She scares me sometimes. 417 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,314 Jake, you were right all along, okay? 418 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,109 I shouldn't have touched them with a 10-foot pole. 419 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:44,531 It's too late, Coop. 420 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,491 Bro, I don't even know who you are anymore. 421 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,828 All right, come on, let's go... 422 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,539 Jake, Jake, you want to know who I am? 423 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,959 I'm gay, okay? 424 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,877 That crazy rumor that you may have heard 425 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:00,630 that you couldn't quite believe, 426 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,674 it's true. 427 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:06,219 That's why I've been so distant lately. 428 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,304 I know how you'd react. 429 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,976 Do you know how hard it's been for me not being able 430 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,311 to talk to my best friend about any of this? 431 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,487 Need a drink? 432 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:31,703 For you, I'll make an exception. 433 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:33,329 Double whiskey soda? 434 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,373 You know me so well. 435 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,125 All right. 436 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,586 We already talked about this. No, stop, Zach. 437 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,714 Seriously, get off of me! 438 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,508 Keely, that's Zach? 439 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,635 But why is your ex here? 440 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,095 Hey, hey, are you okay? 441 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,389 Not your problem anymore, Cooper. 442 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,183 I can take care of myself. 443 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,185 Keely. 444 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,139 Hey, man. 445 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,437 Look, I appreciate you being honest with me. 446 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,274 I'm glad you came. 447 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,694 Yeah, me too. How about that drink? 448 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,655 - Cheers. - Cheers. 449 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:04,546 I think Cooper said that was his room. 450 00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:09,759 We got so lucky he didn't see us. 451 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,261 You did not need to come here. 452 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:13,471 - Stop trying to protect me. - Stop trying to save me. 453 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,682 Why are you risking your fucking future for me, Bronwyn? 454 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,934 Because. 455 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:20,270 I want to be with you. 456 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,815 Not just because we're thrown into this weird situation 457 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,817 together, and I think you're hot, 458 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:29,279 although I do, but you're also smart, 459 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,197 and you're funny, and you do the right thing 460 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:32,824 more often than you give yourself credit for. 461 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:36,953 And I like that you never sugarcoat anything, 462 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,705 and your horrible taste in movies, 463 00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:41,833 and the fact that you have an actual lizard. 464 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,668 And I can't go more than a few minutes 465 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:47,464 without wanting to kiss you, so... 466 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,924 there's that. 467 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:55,555 It was more of a rhetorical question, you know? 468 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:09,235 ♪ We've been dancing to this song all of our lives ♪ 469 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:12,030 ♪ When you're here ♪ 470 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:14,282 Oh, what, you are fresh out of prison, huh? 471 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:15,700 There's no fucking Xbox in there. 472 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:16,993 I looked everywhere, drawers, everything. 473 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,203 - There's nothing. - Are you sure? 474 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,412 Yeah. 475 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,164 Well, we just gotta keep looking. 476 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:24,042 If I were him, I would put the thing under lock and key. 477 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,543 Okay, great, I'll go look downstairs, 478 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:27,504 and you guys keep looking in each other's mouths. 479 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,799 Let's... let's go this way. 480 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,513 Are you still on that zero sugar diet or what? 481 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,224 This is a whole lot of sugar. 482 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:47,399 Hey, just want to say, 483 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,526 it's really good to be back at one of your parties. 484 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:50,860 I needed this. 485 00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:52,779 Yeah, me too. 486 00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:59,619 Look, man, if I were you, 487 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:02,789 I'd talk to Bronwyn. 488 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:04,332 If she keeps hanging out with these people, 489 00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:07,085 she's gonna be giving her graduation speech 490 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,879 in handcuffs, you know? 491 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:11,715 Tell her to let the criminal take the fall, 492 00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:14,551 stop playing detective, she... 493 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,888 You're just looking out for her, you know? 494 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:25,270 Right, right, yeah. 495 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:28,606 Like you've been looking out for me since all this started. 496 00:27:30,442 --> 00:27:31,901 Yeah. 497 00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,786 What about Cooper? 498 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,706 Eh, whatever, man. 499 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:47,751 Maybe the superstar needs to be brought down a peg. 500 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,378 They all do. 501 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,422 Man, I can't wait to see their faces. 502 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:56,426 It's gonna be fucking hilarious. 503 00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,470 You're gonna be there, right? 504 00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:01,806 What? 505 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:06,770 Well, outside detention just in case? 506 00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:08,104 You know, I don't trust those idiots 507 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:09,606 to know their way around an EpiPen. 508 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:12,275 No, no, Simon. 509 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,404 I told you, nothing to tie me to any of this. 510 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:19,783 I mean, that's why we're doing this 511 00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:21,826 and not planning over cookies. 512 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:24,454 Oops. 513 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:28,750 I guess I shouldn't have recorded all of our conversations then. 514 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,418 Dumbass. 515 00:28:35,674 --> 00:28:39,094 I'm kidding. 516 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:42,347 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 517 00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:56,528 You know what? I'll, uh... 518 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:01,366 Yeah, I'll be there. 519 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:04,244 If you make it worth it. I'm talking epic, man. 520 00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:05,787 No EpiPen in your bag. 521 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,622 They have to run down to the nurse's office, 522 00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:10,041 run back, they save you in the nick of time. 523 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:14,796 And all those assholes look like true murderers. 524 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:18,091 Hey, Simon, we'll teach them a lesson they'll never forget. 525 00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:24,097 I dare you. 526 00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:35,483 Nothing in there either. We should just keep looking. 527 00:29:35,525 --> 00:29:38,069 Fuck waiting in line. There's a bathroom upstairs. 528 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,529 - It's the best one. - What're we gonna do? 529 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:42,532 Just for me. Chill out. 530 00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:46,119 You guys are such needy little bitches. 531 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:52,876 You are not the bathroom. 532 00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:57,505 I'm gonna go to sleep. 533 00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:05,263 - Hey, did you say under lock? - Yeah. 534 00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:09,684 Is she out? 535 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:11,686 I think so. 536 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:15,273 - Okay. - We gotta hurry up. 537 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,236 Shit. 538 00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:23,239 How'd you do that? 539 00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:24,574 - Hey. - No, how'd you do that? 540 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:25,658 No. 541 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,160 - Do it again. - Zach, get off of me. 542 00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:28,787 - Seriously. - You're being so dramatic. 543 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:31,081 Seriously, just get the fuck away from me! 544 00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:32,791 Just listen, okay? Keely! 545 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:34,334 Keely, come here! 546 00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:37,087 I'll be right back. 547 00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:01,194 Hello? Who are you? 548 00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:03,947 Excuse me. 549 00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:05,865 You okay, babe? 550 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,033 Yeah, she just came in. 551 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,785 Okay, who the fuck are you? 552 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,876 - Janae. - What are you doing here? 553 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,546 Heard really great reviews about all your Halloween parties. 554 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,631 Yeah, recommended by nine out of ten assholes. 555 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:25,135 But you know what? Not really my scene. 556 00:31:25,176 --> 00:31:28,471 Maybe try that again but this time lose the fucking attitude 557 00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:29,848 and tell me the truth. 558 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:33,518 I invited her... 559 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,437 Jake, before her little number at school. 560 00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:37,188 I didn't know she was gonna come. 561 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:40,483 What... What are you wearing? 562 00:31:40,525 --> 00:31:42,736 I... I was just trying it on. 563 00:31:42,777 --> 00:31:44,487 You said that maybe we could do my idea. 564 00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:45,739 Yeah, sure, if you want to turn this 565 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:47,490 into a who-wore-it-best shit show. 566 00:31:47,532 --> 00:31:48,825 That's obviously not what I want. 567 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,411 Right, like you have never ever made me feel like a fool, Addy. 568 00:31:51,453 --> 00:31:53,079 I mean, where would I have gotten the idea 569 00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,665 that you would try to fucking humiliate me in public? 570 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,250 Hm? 571 00:31:57,292 --> 00:32:00,170 Maybe by cheating on me? 572 00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:03,381 It's just a costume. 573 00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:10,013 All right, fine, have fun with your new friend. 574 00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:11,389 Addy. 575 00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:18,730 How do you like them pancakes, huh? 576 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:34,204 She's not my friend. She's not welcome here. 577 00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:43,880 Door's this way. 578 00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:07,070 - Get away from me! - Come on, just a kiss. 579 00:33:08,571 --> 00:33:10,615 Get off! 580 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:15,578 Get out, and get the fuck away from me! 581 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:18,915 Stupid bitch. You can have her, bro. 582 00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:21,418 Wow. 583 00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:24,129 My ex was a pitcher. 584 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:27,424 Guess I gained some muscle at batting practice. 585 00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:30,760 I'm sure he's very proud of you. 586 00:33:30,802 --> 00:33:34,264 He's a bit of a jerk, but... 587 00:33:34,305 --> 00:33:37,100 he was right. 588 00:33:37,142 --> 00:33:38,852 I don't need him. 589 00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:46,359 Well, need some ice for that hand? 590 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,362 Yeah? Come on. 591 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:55,076 All right, do you want 592 00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:56,578 the good news first or the bad news? 593 00:33:56,619 --> 00:33:58,079 Whatever's faster. 594 00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:00,498 Okay, the good news is whatever's in here is important 595 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:01,875 - 'cause this lock is the shit. - Right. 596 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:04,836 Bad news is this lock is the shit. 597 00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:14,262 I just want to make sure you're fine. 598 00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:17,557 Yeah well, it's kind of weird feeling but it was worth it... 599 00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:20,560 Okay. Here, take this. 600 00:34:20,602 --> 00:34:23,688 Did you see the look on his face? 601 00:34:39,829 --> 00:34:41,373 Stop talking. Get out. 602 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,708 Well, that's just fucking awesome. 603 00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:56,012 Babe. Babe, I'm so sorry. 604 00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:58,973 I'm done with those losers. I swear. 605 00:34:59,015 --> 00:35:02,310 It's okay. You don't have to listen to me. 606 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:03,853 I want to. 607 00:35:03,895 --> 00:35:06,523 The bunny costume is much cuter. 608 00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:10,026 I'll go change. 609 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:11,945 Only if you want to. 610 00:35:40,432 --> 00:35:42,851 I think you may need this. 611 00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:44,978 How did you even find it? 612 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:46,604 Magic, 613 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:49,399 which is funny because I think I was under a magician's spell. 614 00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:53,153 Now it's broken because of pancakes. 615 00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,654 Well, welcome back. 616 00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:57,532 And I promise we're not gonna screw this one up. 617 00:35:57,574 --> 00:36:00,869 Here you go. 618 00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:02,495 Let's go. 619 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,798 Here. Okay. 620 00:36:19,846 --> 00:36:22,640 What're you doing here, huh? 621 00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:24,517 You think I'm a fucking idiot, hm? 622 00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:37,489 Short answer? 623 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:41,159 Abso-fucking-lutely I do. 624 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:52,337 I lost Jake. 625 00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:54,214 No, you didn't. 626 00:36:57,509 --> 00:37:00,637 Jake, what's going on? 627 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,141 - Jake, what are you... - Shut up, shut up. 628 00:37:05,183 --> 00:37:08,353 Coop, shut the fuck up. 629 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,730 - You don't think I will? - Jake... 630 00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:12,190 Get the fuck out of my way. 631 00:37:21,074 --> 00:37:22,409 If I pull this trigger right now, 632 00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,577 who do you think the cops are going to believe, huh? 633 00:37:27,706 --> 00:37:32,043 Me or Murder Club? 634 00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:47,809 Addy? 635 00:38:09,414 --> 00:38:10,414 Jump. 636 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:11,875 Ahh! 637 00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:14,252 Ah, fuck! Ah, fuck! 638 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:15,420 Addy? 639 00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:18,048 - Run, come on! - Ow, shit! 640 00:38:18,089 --> 00:38:19,382 Run! 641 00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:21,092 Just get the Xbox out of here! 642 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:23,386 Addy! 643 00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:50,121 Fuck. 644 00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:54,959 Fuck, come on, come on. 645 00:38:59,089 --> 00:39:02,092 How do you like my bike now, Jake? 646 00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:05,595 Ahh! 647 00:39:05,637 --> 00:39:07,097 Addy! 648 00:39:18,566 --> 00:39:19,984 Addy! 649 00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:29,661 Go on without me. 650 00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:32,288 You're hurt. I'm staying with you. 651 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,376 Addy! 652 00:39:38,211 --> 00:39:42,173 Addy, Addy! 653 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:52,308 Come on! 654 00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:56,479 This way. Come on. 655 00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:11,703 Ahh! 656 00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:13,496 No! 657 00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:19,753 You know I know how to use this. 658 00:40:19,794 --> 00:40:22,005 Yeah. 659 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:25,884 Yeah, Jake, I know. 660 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:30,430 You always wanted to teach me. I never wanted to learn. 661 00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:31,806 I hate guns. 662 00:40:31,848 --> 00:40:34,184 I just never wanted to tell you 663 00:40:34,225 --> 00:40:37,312 'cause I always so afraid of upsetting you. 664 00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:41,441 Not anymore. 665 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:48,698 You know this is your fault. Everything. 666 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,533 Simon would still be alive right now 667 00:40:50,575 --> 00:40:52,410 if you just hadn't been a slut. 668 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,412 It's on you. 669 00:40:56,664 --> 00:40:58,083 None of this would've happened 670 00:40:58,124 --> 00:41:01,711 if you would've just been loyal to me. 671 00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:07,926 I loved you, Addy. 672 00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:11,471 I even give you a second chance and now? 673 00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:13,973 Well, now look at us. 674 00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:18,269 Really, Jake? 675 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:24,442 Can I just have my bag back? 676 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:27,570 Please. 677 00:41:27,612 --> 00:41:29,406 Hey. 678 00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:34,244 Just drop it. Drop it. 679 00:41:34,285 --> 00:41:35,954 Drop it! 680 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,460 Hey, friend. 681 00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:45,964 Always looking out for me? 682 00:41:46,006 --> 00:41:47,966 Just trying to break us apart, man. 683 00:41:48,008 --> 00:41:50,927 So we wouldn't find out what you had done to us, 684 00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:53,763 to me, your friend. 685 00:41:58,393 --> 00:42:00,729 It's nothing against you, man. 686 00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:03,023 I just wanted to get rid of the fucking genius 687 00:42:03,064 --> 00:42:04,482 who really believed he could play me... 688 00:42:06,609 --> 00:42:09,320 I'm sorry. My fingers. 689 00:42:09,362 --> 00:42:14,868 And frame my lying, cheating girlfriend. 690 00:42:17,662 --> 00:42:18,955 It's a shame that nobody thought 691 00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:20,290 that she was smart enough to come up 692 00:42:20,331 --> 00:42:22,000 with a plan half as good as mine. 693 00:42:24,961 --> 00:42:26,963 So I had to go with plan B: 694 00:42:27,005 --> 00:42:29,132 frame the most obvious suspect. 695 00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:31,551 You just couldn't let go, could you, huh? 696 00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:33,303 - Could you? - Jake. 697 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,806 Well, now you will. 698 00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:43,480 Give me the Xbox, babe. 699 00:42:43,521 --> 00:42:45,940 Now! 700 00:42:56,701 --> 00:42:59,162 Okay. 701 00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:01,706 We'll do whatever you want us to do. 702 00:43:05,585 --> 00:43:07,962 That's my girl. 703 00:43:23,436 --> 00:43:24,854 Ahh! 704 00:43:24,896 --> 00:43:26,981 - Ah, fuck! - Ahh! 705 00:43:27,023 --> 00:43:28,942 Ahh! 706 00:43:36,449 --> 00:43:38,243 Oh, my God! 707 00:43:55,051 --> 00:43:57,971 Oh. 708 00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:03,977 Oh... 709 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,409 It'll dissolve as soon as you put it in water. 710 00:44:19,451 --> 00:44:21,911 How the fuck do I let you talk me into this? 711 00:44:21,953 --> 00:44:23,413 Are you bitching out again? 712 00:44:23,455 --> 00:44:26,875 Everything I've done to expose the liars and fakes, 713 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,003 and now I'm about to fake my own assassination attempt 714 00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:31,421 after blackmailing 715 00:44:31,463 --> 00:44:35,300 the only teacher I like in this damn place. 716 00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:38,011 Well, you could always just go home, 717 00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:41,806 back to your boring fucking life, 718 00:44:41,848 --> 00:44:45,769 wondering what if you had the guts to actually go through with it. 719 00:44:47,979 --> 00:44:52,609 I dare you... 720 00:44:52,650 --> 00:44:55,487 for the last time. 721 00:45:17,175 --> 00:45:19,928 I'll see you on the other side. 722 00:45:19,969 --> 00:45:21,471 Simon? 723 00:45:21,513 --> 00:45:23,431 What, dumbass? 724 00:45:30,855 --> 00:45:33,566 See you on the other side. 725 00:45:55,046 --> 00:45:57,841 Jake. 726 00:45:57,882 --> 00:46:00,010 Jake, no. 727 00:46:00,051 --> 00:46:02,220 No. 728 00:46:07,058 --> 00:46:09,811 It's okay. It's okay. 729 00:46:13,189 --> 00:46:15,859 What now? 730 00:46:28,329 --> 00:46:29,622 It's all bullshit, guys. 731 00:46:29,664 --> 00:46:30,874 Okay. 732 00:46:30,915 --> 00:46:33,251 So here's what the police want us to believe. 733 00:46:33,293 --> 00:46:36,588 They want us to believe that during Jake's Halloween party, 734 00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:39,132 he just decides to run away. 735 00:46:39,174 --> 00:46:40,508 Why? 736 00:46:40,550 --> 00:46:43,386 Because his girlfriend, the liar-in-chief, 737 00:46:43,428 --> 00:46:46,973 said that she saw Simon's user name on his Xbox or something, 738 00:46:47,015 --> 00:46:48,725 and when she confronted him about it, 739 00:46:48,767 --> 00:46:51,686 he got all upset and nervous. 740 00:46:51,728 --> 00:46:54,689 He seemed really upset and nervous. 741 00:46:54,731 --> 00:46:56,024 I don't know why. 742 00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:57,317 I mean, come on. 743 00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:58,985 He was totally fine when I saw him. 744 00:46:59,027 --> 00:47:01,029 And then... okay, 745 00:47:01,071 --> 00:47:03,782 so I really wish I remembered the rest of the night. 746 00:47:03,823 --> 00:47:05,575 That last strawberry daquiri will always be one 747 00:47:05,617 --> 00:47:08,161 of the biggest regrets of my life. 748 00:47:08,203 --> 00:47:10,580 You talk to him again? 749 00:47:10,622 --> 00:47:12,123 That was the last time I saw him. 750 00:47:12,165 --> 00:47:16,086 So, yeah, he takes his car and his phone 751 00:47:16,127 --> 00:47:21,007 and just disappears dressed as a fucking magician. 752 00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:22,967 So were you at Jake's party? 753 00:47:23,009 --> 00:47:25,845 I was at home that night. Where else would I have been? 754 00:47:25,887 --> 00:47:27,430 The police are even considering 755 00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:29,432 dropping the charges against Nate 756 00:47:29,474 --> 00:47:33,395 because conveniently enough, Jake left Simon's Xbox 757 00:47:33,436 --> 00:47:34,979 in his room for the police to find. 758 00:47:35,021 --> 00:47:38,066 I didn't even know that Jake was into video games. 759 00:47:38,108 --> 00:47:39,359 But if there's something in there, 760 00:47:39,401 --> 00:47:40,694 you guys can find it, right? 761 00:47:40,735 --> 00:47:43,863 The police get access, and of course there are 762 00:47:43,905 --> 00:47:47,409 the chats Simon recorded, basically a full confession. 763 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:51,538 Smells like a setup to me... a Murder Club setup. 764 00:47:51,579 --> 00:47:53,289 This is all news to me. 765 00:47:53,331 --> 00:47:55,959 Just like that, everyone has just gone back 766 00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:57,544 to their lives like nothing happened. 767 00:47:57,585 --> 00:47:59,921 Can I go back to class now? 768 00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:01,214 Have a good day. 769 00:48:01,256 --> 00:48:03,967 Jake is not a murderer. 770 00:48:04,009 --> 00:48:07,095 And he most definitely is not a quitter. 771 00:48:07,137 --> 00:48:10,098 He would've never fled to Mexico without telling me. 772 00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:12,267 There are so many holes in the official truth 773 00:48:12,308 --> 00:48:13,643 that the mainstream media are trying 774 00:48:13,685 --> 00:48:15,311 to shove down our throats. 775 00:48:15,353 --> 00:48:18,773 But we are not sheep. We are an army. 776 00:48:18,815 --> 00:48:23,611 Because we just surpassed 20,000 followers. 777 00:48:23,653 --> 00:48:25,071 And it's just the beginning. 778 00:48:25,113 --> 00:48:27,073 So please make sure to tell everyone you know 779 00:48:27,115 --> 00:48:30,744 to click the link in my bio, follow, and share. 780 00:48:42,464 --> 00:48:44,341 I called you on the burner phone yesterday. 781 00:48:44,382 --> 00:48:47,385 It said the number didn't exist. 782 00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:49,346 You said we'd go back to normal. 783 00:48:52,807 --> 00:48:56,269 We are not each other's normal. 784 00:49:45,985 --> 00:49:48,321 You ever gonna tell me what happened with Murder Club? 785 00:49:51,116 --> 00:49:52,659 Don't call us that. 786 00:50:11,511 --> 00:50:12,971 _ 787 00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:00,100 _ 788 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:10,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 56406

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