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♪ So what if you
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♪ can't touch the sky
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♪ it doesn't mean
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♪ you shouldn't try
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♪ do you wanna fly?
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♪ Ooh-ooh, do you wanna fly? ♪
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Alarm clock
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(TV in background)
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(Rab.)
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Rab, rab, rab.
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Gonnae get up!
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Uh, what time is it?
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Hauf eight. Fuck's sake,
Jake, it's the middle of the night.
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Have you seen ma broo card?
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Where?!
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On the fuckin' table!
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Stop usin' it for
roaches. Look at it! Bye.
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Dog barks
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Shit!
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♪ Stopped my drinkin'
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♪ and runnin' all over town ♪
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right, ma.
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That's me away.
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What have I told you? Whit?
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You're not going to school like
that. Get changed. I'll be late.
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Should've got up when I shouted
you then. And take the makeup off!
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Toilet flushes
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Oi, cowboy, where's yer horse?
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My horse? Round at your
place shaggin' your maw.
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The lifts are aff.
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You'll get someone
locked up dressed like that.
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(He wolf whistles)
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Footsteps on stairs
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(Breathless) Stairs
are a killer, eh?
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Stopped for a breather, eh?
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Want a fag?
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You workin' the night?
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Aye.
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Ever get mixed up
doin' the two jobs?
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Ever stuck a chow
mein through a letterbox?
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I dinnae Ken how ye dae
it. One job's bad enough.
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Need the money. I've two ex-wives with
their hands in my pocket. I better get on.
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Me an' aw.
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That's the third time this
month these lifts have been aff.
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Whit's the matter wi' your face?
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Got an interview.
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Where?
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Video shop. The
one round the corner.
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What if I get it?
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Don't talk shite.
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Want a bit of cheese on toast?
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Got a letter fae
the housing. Bin it.
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What's the other one?
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Think it's a bill.
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Red one? No.
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Bin it.
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So when's the
interview? The morra.
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Who signed you on, her
wi' the hairy knuckles?
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She's interview daft, her.
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Rab, you could go
and kid on yer me.
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How can I? I don't
look anythin' like you.
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Oh fuck it, nae teabags.
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(He laughs)
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Rhythmic ticking
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♪ gotta be careful when
you come upon smilin' faces
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♪ all that's left are traces
of who you've been before. ♪
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Your auntie Carol's kicked me oot, I
need somewhere to stay for a while.
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I've only got one room, Tex.
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I've naewhere else, slept
in the motor last night.
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I've had pins and needles
in my arse all mornin'!
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For how long?
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You'll hardly see
me, I'll be at work.
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You're some banana, I knew
you wouldnae let me doon.
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Right, I better get on wi'
it. Bloody lifts are aff again.
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Here, we could maybe have a party
one night, get some birds up, eh?
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See you later.
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(Sighs)
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It's you tae go.
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(Sighs)
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(Laughs) What the fuck is that?
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Oink!
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Oink's no' a word.
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Check it!
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(Makes buzzer sound)
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Here. Total shite.
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You let me have "baa".
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It's in the dictionary.
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How, if oink's no'?!
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Don't know. I didnae
write the fuckin' thing!
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Hello, auntie Carol?
Aye it's Jimmy. Hiya.
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Listen, I've just seen
my uncle Archie there.
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Aye, he was tellin'
us whit's happened.
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I know, but he's really cut up about it.
Honestly, he was in here brekkin' his heart.
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Listen, could you no' just gie
him another chance? Hello?
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(Sighs)
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Is "moo" in it?
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"Moo: The low deep
sound made by a cow".
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What happened to moo?
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Dinnae have an m.
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Right, how many's that? Two.
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I meant the score.
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Eh, you're on 41, I'm on 312.
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I don't want to play
anymore. Play somethin' else.
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Ma heid's up ma arse wi'
this interview the morra.
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Look, don't worry about it. We'll have a wee
practice run later on, get you prepared for it.
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Guess who?
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God almighty woman!
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It's you. Some welcome, I've
no' seen you for nine months.
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Whose fault's that! Why're you home, you're
not due out for another three? Good behaviour.
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Thought I'd surprise you.
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Nearly surprised the
bloody life out of me!
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Listen, where's Claire?
In the room with Chloe.
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Made this for the wean.
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Ma grandmere, Elle est
marrante, mais Elle fume trop.
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Darlin'!
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Oh, missed you. I missed you.
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Look, made this
for Chloe. Oh, wow!
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Hey, so much for surprisin' your ma,
she set aboot me wi' a bunch o' carnations!
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She's been actin' a bit weird,
da. She's at a funny age.
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She's big, eh?
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D'you want to hold her? No, it's a'right. I'll
wait till she wakes up and get a wee cuddle.
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I'm home for good now, hen.
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Have you been
listening? Aye, I'm listenin'.
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"And the nature and
extent of the repairs
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"means that all tenants will be temporarily
rehoused until the work is complete."
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Temporarily rehoused?
Hope they've got cable.
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Is that all you can think aboot?
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Frank, we dinnae even
Ken where they'll move us to,
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we might end up on
the other side o' the city.
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I was at Shirley's. She went
tae school dressed like that.
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Whit's wrang wi' your
uniform? Too wee.
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Too wee?! If that skirt was
any shorter, Tracy, it'd be a belt.
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Shut up, ma. Don't you
dare tell me to shut up.
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You gonna let her
talk to me like that?
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Dinnae talk to your ma like that.
Whatever. I'm away to my room.
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She is a cheeky little madam. She
better start showing me some respect.
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Gie's a beer, hen, will you?
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So, tell me, mr Marshall, what
made you apply for the position?
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The broo said they'd stop
ma money if I didnae come.
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And what would you bring to
the position were you offered it?
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Ma pieces for ma lunch.
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Nice one, Jake, write that
down in case you forget it.
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One final question, mr Marshall - if you came across
a fellow employee stealing money from the till
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..what would you do?
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I'd threaten to grass him.
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..If he didnae split it wi' me.
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Here, get wan rolled. You've
nothing to worry about, man.
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Don't start that nonsense.
For Christ's sake, Alice.
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I've been banged up wi' a bunch of hairy
arsed guys for nine months. Gie me a break.
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I'll break your bloody
leg if you don't shift it.
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(Sighs) Some welcome home that
is. Got a warmer welcome in the jail.
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Away back to the
bloody jail then.
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♪ Loud muffled music
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♪ when the little
piece of heaven... ♪
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grab a plate, there's
plenty there. (Music stops)
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Stay up and have a wee blether,
eh. I've got college in the morning.
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'Sake, when I was your age I was
up a' night and still made it to my work.
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I'm knackered. You're
gettin' old before your time.
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Hauf way there wi'
they daft pyjamas.
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(Turns music back up)
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Right, I'm away.
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Hey-hey-hey, what's this?!
Where's your other shirt?
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Your interview shirt, wi' the soup stains
and the hash burns? Needs ironed. Get it oan.
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You turn up lookin' like that,
they'll think you want the job.
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Use yer heid, wee
bit o' psychology, eh?
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Put your head down, there
you go. There you go, darlin'.
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(Baby burps)
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Oh! (Tuts) Oh,
sweetheart. Whit ye doin'?
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Oh, come on.
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Darlin', the wean's puked up on me. Want
to show me how that washin' machine works?
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Aye, stick a brush up ma arse
and sweep the floor while I'm at it.
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(Boys laughing)
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Wolf whistle
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a'right, Claire bear?
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Whit's up wi' your face?
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I cannae get a guy to look at me and she goes
through them like her da goes through Jaffa cakes.
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Keep it in your
trousers, she's only 15.
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Shut it, ya fat dick. Who
you callin' fat? I'm no' fat.
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Cheeky wee bastard.
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You goin' oot wi' anybody?
Naw, how - you lookin'?
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Aye, in yer dreams! I had a
dream about you last night.
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Was a two hanky wan. You're a
dirty bastard. Hey, whit was that for?
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Aye, you wish!
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See you later.
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I got it.
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Got whit? The job.
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Whit?!
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What d'you mean you got it?!
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I don't know what happened, I...
He... He didn't even interview me.
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I was talking to this wee granny
about "cannibal holocaust".
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He just comes o'er and
says "fine, job's yours".
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You're a fuckin' bunnet. You've went in there gien
it Jonathan Ross and he thinks you're a film buff.
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That'll be me noo, stuck in the hoose
on my tod a day, bored oot ma tits.
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It's always self,
self, self, wi' you.
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(Baby cries)
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What colour eyes
has him upstairs got?
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Who?
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That rab Campbell.
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Difficult to say.
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Disnae look ye in the
eye long enough to tell.
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I don't mean to be funny, Jimmy, but
when was the last time you had a ride?
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Whit?
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There's 51 songs in here
and 37 are about dugs.
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Well, I like dugs.
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No' healthy. Need
to get yerself a burd.
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Her doonstairs isnae bad.
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Claire?!
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Aye, nice arse on it. Wouldn't
mind gien it a skelp maself.
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Shut up, Tex.
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Oh, got a wee thing
for her, have you?
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Naw, you sound
like a dirty old pervert.
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It's 4.50 an hour.
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Big wow (!) 4.50 an
hour. Is it cash in haun?
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Better than broo
money innit, but?
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How can it be better? You get broo
money for lyin' in your bed a' day!
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Want a wee game o' scrabble?
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It's like playin' with
fuckin' old McDonald.
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(Sighs) Gonnae
gie's a draw o' that?
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You're gettin' hee-haw.
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Add that tae your
collection o' farmyard noises.
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(Gurgles & spits)
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Toilet flushes
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d'you have to make
that noise in there?
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Whit?
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It's like an animal... You're grunting
and snorting and... It's disgusting.
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What is wrang wi' you, woman? You've been
on ma back fae the minute I got back home.
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(Snivels)
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Look, I'm sorry, darlin'. I
didn't mean to upset you.
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Get away from me!
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(Oh! Fuck's sake.)
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(Sobs) I'm away to
sleep in the living room.
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I get to take out as
many movies as I want.
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It's got lo-o-oads of porn.
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Aye, a' that soft core shite. No, honestly, the
real thing. Back o' the shop, not for sale. Oh-hoh!
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Hunners o' it. D'you know whit he's got? Oh...
Whit's her name? Her... Her that does that mad trick.
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Wi' the ping pong balls.
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Aye?!
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Here, when d'you start?
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Monday.
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♪ And I got high as
the highest mountain
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♪ I came down
hard as a meteorite
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♪ I met a man who
turned my daytime
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♪ into night ♪
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