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Edgar Hoover's missing 12 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,680 and the timeline's gonna start changing. 13 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,030 If I can find some water, yes. 14 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,727 Oh! Uh, Gary, 15 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,337 can you check the back seat for some water please? 16 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:34,860 I think I saw something under Hoover's coat. 17 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:37,341 Please don't mention his name. 18 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:39,691 This guy's giving me terrible indigestion. 19 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:41,954 That's probably all the cigars. Ugh. 20 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:44,087 Or all the bigotry. 21 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,655 Oh! 22 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:50,702 Uh, we've got some soda. Does that work? 23 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:53,879 We'll find out. Oh, how about this? 24 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,056 A radio. 25 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:59,059 Oh, we can pick up some newscasts. 26 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,715 radio reporter: The lovely and lethal Bullet Blondes 27 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,587 remain at large, 28 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,937 last seen driving east on the Bankhead Highway. 29 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,591 Caution advised. 30 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,723 They are considered armed and dangerous. 31 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,725 Huh, I can't believe the name stuck. 32 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:15,118 Yeah, and they didn't mention Hoover, 33 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,251 which means they think he's still alive. 34 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:19,079 Yeah. Well, he's not. 35 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:21,864 Wha... 36 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,259 Hey. What's up? 37 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,261 We've gotten out of tighter spots than this. 38 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:28,784 Have we? 39 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,786 Mick's gone. Astra's down for the count. 40 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:33,919 Zari is nursing a broken heart in a pocket dimension, 41 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:36,574 and I killed J. Edgar Hoover. And it was an accident. 42 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,620 And it could have happened to any man of steel. 43 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,012 That's not funny. 44 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:42,014 I spent my whole life studying history 45 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,973 and making sure it's preserved and passed on. 46 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,496 By killing Hoover, 47 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,455 I personally messed up the entire 20th century. 48 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:48,804 Look, we're gonna fix it, okay? 49 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:50,153 Are we? 50 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,633 Because without Gideon or the ship, 51 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,243 there's no way you can guarantee that. 52 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,767 Nate, you are spinning. I murdered a man, Sara. 53 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:58,422 And for the first time in our lives, 54 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:01,121 we have to accept that that could be permanent. 55 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:03,297 Okay, look-- Uh, wife? Nate? 56 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,776 We got a big problem. 57 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,169 Hoover was supposed to be on a train 58 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,866 to New York from Midland this afternoon. 59 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,347 If he's not there, the whole timeline's screwed. 60 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,610 No, it won't be. 61 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:15,178 Nate, history needs saving, 62 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,267 and you are just the man to do it. 63 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,487 So long as the world thinks that Hoover is still alive, 64 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,532 then the timeline remains on track. 65 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,621 No, no, no. I know what you're thinking. 66 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,145 No, there's no way I can impersonate Hoover 67 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,798 all the way to New York. 68 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,583 I could barely do it in some Podunk Texas town. 69 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,977 Gary! Huh? 70 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:35,372 Can you do some kind of spell and make him look like Hoover? 71 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:37,809 Uh, 72 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:40,638 technically, yes. But, um... 73 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:43,989 I'd need some of Hoover's spit or fingernails... 74 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:52,084 Or hair. 75 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:55,871 We're mobile, people. 76 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,394 Well, good. 77 00:02:57,438 --> 00:03:01,311 Because J. Edgar Hoover has a train to catch. 78 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:04,314 79 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:11,365 80 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:28,251 I did a spell to resurrect a machine. 81 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,861 I don't know what this is. 82 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:32,734 I'd recognize that smug little smile anywhere. 83 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,518 It is Gideon. 84 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,346 She doesn't look like a machine. 85 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,044 Well, not a machine exactly, Mami. 86 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:42,352 A computer who speaks. 87 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:43,788 Usually. 88 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,269 Hello, computer. 89 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:49,229 Well, on the upside, 90 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:50,969 looks like you got your magic working again. 91 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,929 My magic is clearly garbage. 92 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:55,278 Stop that. 93 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,976 She's still Gideon though, right? 94 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,108 What's two plus two? 95 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,371 96 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:04,069 There you go. 97 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:10,467 Wow, computers are--are very exciting. 98 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,731 Uh--sorry. 99 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,566 Is it ready? Not yet. 100 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,568 It needs to fully ferment. This is just the primary stage. 101 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,178 Okay, well, we need to come up 102 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,571 with some kind of distraction or something, 103 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:28,659 because that train leaves in five minutes, 104 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,270 and Hoover needs to be on it. 105 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:33,098 And to the public eye, he will be. 106 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:34,970 Look, because they're not gonna be looking at him. 107 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,624 No. They-- What are you doing? 108 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,278 Are going to be looking 109 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:41,411 at the most wanted women in America. 110 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:43,283 What? 111 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,285 Oh, I'm not sure about this. 112 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:48,157 Just follow my lead. Come on. 113 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,333 My safe word is core competency. 114 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:54,946 Coming through here. 115 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,644 Look out, we got the Bullet Blondes. 116 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:58,123 This isn't the last you're gonna hear 117 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,603 of the Bullet Blondes. 118 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:01,039 That's right, coppers. 119 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,432 Who you calling the cops? 120 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,825 We're the Bureau of Investigation. 121 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,522 That's right, 122 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,132 and J. Edgar Hoover always gets his man. Or woman. 123 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:09,831 Or gender non-conforming individual. 124 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:13,138 I need four extra tickets for my associates. 125 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:15,793 Are those the Bullet Blondes? 126 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,795 Well, we're not a pair of canceled stamps. 127 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,623 Pleasure. 128 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:22,017 Mr. Hoover, let me find some seats for you and your men. 129 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:30,504 Our most secure cabin is the honeymoon suite. 130 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:38,468 In the name of J. Edgar Hoover, I'm commandeering this cabin. 131 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:40,644 Oh, no. No need to commandeer. 132 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,342 We don't want to spoil your honeymoon. 133 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,344 Spoil? Phonus balonus. 134 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:45,997 Well, after them Palmer raids, 135 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,391 we'd be proud to help out a patriot like Mr. Hoover. 136 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,355 Squeeze on by here. Congratulations. 137 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,357 Thank you. Congratulations, best wishes. 138 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:04,059 Whew. That was close. 139 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,235 Can you please take these off now? 140 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,369 What are the Palmer raids? 141 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:10,718 After World War I, 142 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:13,373 America was freaking out about Communism, 143 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:17,377 so Hoover and the DOJ arrested thousands of immigrants, 144 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,249 union workers, anything that smelled like organized labor. 145 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,382 Real champion of civil liberties. 146 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,296 Oh, he pretty much codified racial bias 147 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,863 into our judicial system. 148 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:29,127 Okay, look, morally, he's repulsive. 149 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:31,521 Historically, however, 150 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:34,045 he's one of the most important men of the 20th century. 151 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,700 He founded the FBI. He ran it till he died. 152 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:39,747 Yeah, well, great men aren't usually good guys, so. 153 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:44,055 And that is our cue to disappear. 154 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,449 Oh, B, key me. 155 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,103 The key. 156 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:51,193 Time Bureau manual and some honeymoon chocolates. 157 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:53,761 Say hi to Z for me. 158 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,903 Capi-tans, hey. 159 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:09,167 Are we home yet? How did your bank robbery go? 160 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,561 Did we find out who blew up the Waverider yet or no? 161 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,955 Am I talking too much? Am I talking not too much? 162 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,174 I think she's a little high. I'd say very. 163 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:18,002 We're still in 1925. 164 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,961 And now, we are on a train. 165 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:22,442 What? Where are we going? 166 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:26,750 But really where is anybody really going? 167 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:29,449 You okay, Z? I thought you didn't partake. 168 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,102 No, no, no. 169 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:34,758 I know, but you see I found myself on a journey. 170 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:38,762 And that journey is with these tiny, little bears. 171 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:42,244 And I'm going on that journey a la carte. 172 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,294 A la carte. "Allah" carte. 173 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,513 Okay. Well, we'll be upstairs. 174 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,123 Yeah, if you need anything, 175 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,821 please don't hesitate to come and find us. 176 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,997 Actually, hesitate a little. 177 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,304 Oh, hesitate a lot. 178 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,785 Ew, that's gross, moms. 179 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,792 Hey, maybe we won't even need that potion. 180 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:09,793 We just hide out in the cabin. 181 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,318 You in there, Speed? 182 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,407 Speed? That was Hoover's nickname. 183 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,018 Only his closest friends call him that. 184 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:20,804 It's Francis Baker. Junior, of course. 185 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:23,415 Oh, the GW boys are gonna go wild 186 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:25,026 when I tell them I saw you. 187 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:28,246 Gary, potion. Uh, it's frothing and ready. 188 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,510 All right. How long does the spell last? 189 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,033 Uh, it depends upon your metabolism. 190 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,817 Could be an hour. Could be 24. 191 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:36,994 Hey, it sounds like Hoover was a supreme douche. 192 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,344 You really sure you want to be him? 193 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,259 I have to clean up my mess, B. 194 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:46,264 No, but wait. Wait. Don't drink it in front of us. 195 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,184 Did it work? We don't know. 196 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:54,838 Since you drank it in front of us, we'll only know 197 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,231 if the magic works when someone else sees you. 198 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,668 Oh, for the love of... 199 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,540 This is silly. 200 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,716 Let me see your... 201 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,545 face. 202 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:11,289 Edgar. There's that handsome look. 203 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:15,946 204 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,078 205 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,606 Let me buy you lunch, Speed. 206 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:26,566 The oysters here give Old Ebbitt's a run 207 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,697 for their money. 208 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:39,230 Director of the Bureau of Investigation at 29. 209 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,581 Speed indeed. 210 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,626 I think you fellows will be 211 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,150 more comfortable elsewhere. 212 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,593 Yeah. Sure. More comfortable. 213 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,736 Ew. 214 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,434 No thank you. 215 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,088 She made a little doll. 216 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,786 I wish the Legends would just get back already. 217 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,178 They would know exactly what to do with her 218 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,180 and her creepy outsider apple art. 219 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,269 They can't find this Dr. Davies guy soon enough. 220 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:21,359 221 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,100 Oh. 222 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,363 Gideon! 223 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:29,324 Great. Now she's broken. 224 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,550 Hey. You okay? 225 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,859 Yeah. Why? 226 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,644 Oh, man. 227 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,123 Are you mad that we're honeymooning in your house, 228 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,516 after everything that happened with John or-- 229 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:51,955 Shh. Aves, I love you. 230 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,696 I love you both. 231 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,655 I love your love. 232 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,179 I love that you're loving each other right now, 233 00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,660 even if that love is happening directly above me 234 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:03,706 while I eat sugar foam. 235 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,665 Okay. 236 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,492 Well, if you ever want to talk or anything, just come find-- 237 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:08,842 No, seriously. 238 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:14,195 I am A-okay. I am golden. 239 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,893 You know what? Just--just hear me out, Z. 240 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,809 No judgment, okay? I'm just... 241 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,898 I think you and Behrad are very different people, 242 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,509 and I think that maybe your coping mechanisms 243 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,642 might not be the same as his coping mechanisms. 244 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,819 You know, honestly, I'm not sure 245 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,560 that I'm doing this stoned thing correctly, 246 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:35,825 because I either feel, like, very hungry or tired, 247 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,348 all of the time. 248 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,002 That can't be it, can it? Can that be it? 249 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,830 I don't know. You're a doer though. 250 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,179 You know? You're like me. 251 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,746 Oh, it's true. I love a project. 252 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,182 You love a project. Let's find you a project. 253 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,837 Ooh, cleaning. Cleaning. That's a good one. 254 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,447 I ought to clean this place. 255 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,406 I'ma clean this place. Clean the John vibes. 256 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,190 Yes. Yes! That's my girl. 257 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,627 You know, at minimum, it will give me an excuse 258 00:11:55,671 --> 00:12:00,110 to leave this room, because you guys are very loud. 259 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,112 What? Come on. We're not loud. 260 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,377 Core competency. 261 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,465 Boop. 262 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:12,166 I don't even know what you're talking about. 263 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:29,661 So tell me. Is there a Mrs. Hoover? 264 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,315 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm married to my job. 265 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:34,057 Oh, well, let me give you my card, 266 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,930 in case you and your job ever get divorced. 267 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,761 My purse. It's gone. 268 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,501 Never fear, madam. 269 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:47,331 You have the nation's finest detective at your service. 270 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,988 Should we round up the usual suspects? 271 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,781 Those are my men. 272 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:06,002 273 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:11,921 274 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:16,273 No one is leaving this car, till we get that purse back. 275 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:20,103 Oh! Now, what was in your purse? 276 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,844 Jewelry? 277 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,672 278 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,545 Money? 279 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,334 Anything of note? 280 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:40,645 Hmm. My calling card, my comb, 281 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,169 and one of those delightful pastries 282 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,127 from the breakfast cart. 283 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:47,174 You never know when you might get a flash of the grumblies. 284 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,662 285 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,490 Goldie! 286 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:02,537 I believe this is what you are looking for. 287 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:05,714 Huzzah! Thank you, Mr. Hoover. 288 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,324 Hip-hip! all: Hooray! 289 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,761 Thank you. Hip-hip! 290 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,459 all: Hooray. 291 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,899 Um... 292 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,511 Well, I must get back to work. 293 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,078 If only all of the bad guys 294 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,864 was easy to catch as Goldie here. 295 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,169 Marvelous seeing you, 296 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,868 Francis Baker, Junior, of course. Okay. 297 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,347 It's working. 298 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,175 They're buying it. 299 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,611 Yeah, they're buying that Gary and I are petty thieves, 300 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,178 'cause of our looks. 301 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,353 I'm trying to be as authentically Hoover 302 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,007 as possible. 303 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,356 I wouldn't mind a little less authenticity. 304 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,705 You understand-- Hey, whoa. 305 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,403 Why don't we go back to Plan A? 306 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,361 Hunkering. You're right. 307 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,233 We should play it safe, till we get to New York. 308 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:53,240 309 00:14:53,283 --> 00:15:00,247 310 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,903 Director Hoover, thank God. We just got word from HQ. 311 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,556 There's a plot afoot to kidnap you. 312 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,602 We need to get you off this train. 313 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,781 Give me a minute. 314 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,958 I'm sure we can find a way 315 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,394 to get to New York that doesn't involve 316 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,919 Hoover cosplay or kidnapping-- Listen. 317 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,225 The real J. Edgar Hoover was never kidnapped. 318 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,748 So he must have solved this. No. 319 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,750 This is getting way too out of control. 320 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,404 I mean, I'm sure we can fix this with a do-over. 321 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,405 What if there's no more do-overs? 322 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,798 What if this is it? 323 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,191 We owe it to history to make it right. 324 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,152 Gentlemen, this sounds like a case 325 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,762 for the Bureau of Investigation. 326 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:38,850 327 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,989 Has she had anything to drink? 328 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,251 She doesn't need anything to drink. 329 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,166 She's not a person. 330 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,779 I may not know what a computer is, 331 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,434 but I know a heartbeat. 332 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,132 And you made that, Astra. 333 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:04,528 You are not only a very powerful witch. 334 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,791 You're also a mother now. 335 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,969 I am nobody's mother. Dang. 336 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,623 Now, what will the team do with a human Gideon? 337 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,712 Probably just give her Rory's old room. 338 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,976 There's always space for one more with the Legends. 339 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,021 And where are your Legends now, anyway? 340 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,371 They went to New York, to meet this time travel guy. 341 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,765 Once they find him, they're gonna come get us. 342 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,377 Okay. I'm no expert, but seems to me, 343 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:31,120 if you have a machine that can travel through time, 344 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,643 wouldn't you just go back to right 345 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:36,343 after the moment you left? I mean, unless... 346 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,171 It didn't work. 347 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:47,658 What was the word from HQ? Not a lot of detail. 348 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,270 The Dallas field office intercepted a telegram. 349 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,492 "Hoover on tren, northbond." 350 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,233 "Train" and "northbound" are both misspelled. 351 00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,367 So he's a foreigner. Or a bad speller. 352 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,587 Men in Little Rock are gonna alert D.C. 353 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:04,936 Plan to have agents at every station along the route. 354 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,503 Good. 355 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,766 Mr. Hoover says we're looking for a foreigner. 356 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,551 I didn't say that. Stay put in here, Mr. Hoover. 357 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,031 We'll turn this train upside-down, 358 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,250 till we find our man. 359 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,557 Hoover doesn't run an investigation from behind. 360 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,602 All right. 361 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,169 All we got to go on is this telegram, 362 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,432 which doesn't give us a motive or a means. 363 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:26,262 But its timing does narrow down the list of possible suspects. 364 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,742 Donovan, Rodgers. 365 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,396 Get me a list of all the passengers 366 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,094 that got on this train since Midland. Go. 367 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,530 both: On it, sir. 368 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,705 The three of us are gonna start 369 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,098 at the front of the train, 370 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,273 and we're gonna work our way back. 371 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,535 We're looking for anyone 372 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,450 who has a reason to hurt Hoover. 373 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,238 Who would possibly want to hurt that guy? 374 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,850 "Please" would have been nice. 375 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,376 Is there anyone on this train 376 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,075 you may suspect of having anti-government sentiment? 377 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,815 Anti-government? 378 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,730 The government is the only thing keeping this country 379 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,384 from going to the dogs. 380 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:04,518 Have you heard anyone talk about anarchy or... 381 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:07,869 socialism? 382 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,437 Well, that depends. 383 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,744 Would you call a working wage socialism? 384 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,617 Then yeah. I'd say we're all talking about it. 385 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,664 Lovely to see America by train car. 386 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,146 Be a lot lovelier if I wasn't being spied on 387 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,148 by a bunch of dicks. 388 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,933 By "dick" do you mean cop? Hmm. 389 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,283 Well, you think someone 390 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,589 on this train is a ne'er-do-well? 391 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,591 Well, good luck pulling one over 392 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,637 on America's finest law man. 393 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,682 That's very nice of you. 394 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:43,122 Hoover? That man is cursed. 395 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,863 You have no idea. 396 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,343 Hoover? 397 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,128 Leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 398 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,305 Ugh, tell me about it. 399 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,178 Everybody on this train loves Hoover. 400 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,137 Yeah, everybody with first-class tickets. 401 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,183 The people we talked to would be happy to kill "Hoover." 402 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,012 If we're looking for motive, we got it. 403 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,622 Lots of it. 404 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,450 Yeah, which is as good as finding none at all. 405 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,148 We're switching this investigation away 406 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,716 from the "why" and onto the "how." 407 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,502 And with agents in every city, it'll be pretty hard 408 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,460 pulling off a kidnapping in any of the stations. 409 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,809 They'd get caught immediately. 410 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,681 Or congratulated. 411 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,467 But if you could get the train off the main route-- 412 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,034 No one would be guarding the track. 413 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,210 And if you can redirect the train, 414 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,211 you have control of the train. 415 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,213 Ooh! Ooh! Inside job. 416 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,997 Inside job. Inside job. 417 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,349 Director Hoover, meet Igor Lewandowski. 418 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,741 Train's engineer. 419 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,482 A Russian and a labor organizer. 420 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,875 He wasn't scheduled to work today, 421 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,311 but had a change of heart. 422 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,921 Joined the crew back in Midland. 423 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,314 Awfully convenient. 424 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:46,707 Did he confess? He won't say diddly, 425 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,491 but he's our guy. I'm sure of it. 426 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,014 Trust you can get the... 427 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,756 confession we need. Do your worst, boss. 428 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,585 Yeah. 429 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,414 430 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:03,506 431 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,942 Oh, boy. 432 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,031 Very sad party of one happening here. 433 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,511 Doesn't matter. 434 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:12,298 Zen in ten, here I come. Starting with the fridge. 435 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,260 See, even I know you don't keep whiskey in the fridge. 436 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,437 437 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:28,575 438 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,628 Aves. Hi, Z. 439 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,369 How many bottles of whiskey are there on the table? 440 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,415 Um, two. 441 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,243 Two! 442 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,114 The fridge is making whiskey. 443 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,072 What? That's fantastic. 444 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,901 The Waverider. Yeah? 445 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,774 I guess it's kind of like the Waverider. 446 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,950 Although the fridge doesn't take requests like Gideon. 447 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,953 No, no, no, this bottle-- this bottle is the Waverider. 448 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:02,565 And this bottle is the mystery Waverider that blew us up. 449 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:08,267 So if there's two Waveriders, who's to say there isn't... 450 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,141 third Waverider? 451 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,798 And a fourth. It will never end. 452 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,975 Oh, I get it. 453 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,933 You're still really stoned. 454 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,935 So--so, let's say we go back and stop the mystery Waverider 455 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,415 from blowing us up. That's great. 456 00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,199 But that Waverider came from somewhere. 457 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,592 Which means if one showed up, then another one could. 458 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,115 And another, and another, and another. 459 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,335 Okay. Wait. Let's just slow this train down. 460 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:36,120 Take this. Remember this? Here. Grab this. Hi, hi, hi. 461 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:39,036 Look, squirt. Squirt, squirt. Squirt and wipe! 462 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,212 Squirt and wipe, and the gummies are gonna wear off, 463 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,692 and then you're gonna be 464 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,433 feeling the natural high of a job well done. 465 00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,348 Look. Show me. Show me. I'm watching. 466 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,002 Aves, I-- Squirt and wipe. 467 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,791 You got this. You got this. You can be mean. 468 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,619 You can be mean as hell. 469 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,496 He's all ready for you, sir. 470 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,149 Good. 471 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,413 Uh, "sir," quick word? 472 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,241 How are you gonna swing this, Nate? 473 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:12,331 I don't know. I don't want to hurt the guy, but... 474 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,810 No way, man. 475 00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:15,638 Look, those two agents are expecting Hoover. 476 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,205 They have all the evidence they need. 477 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,338 That's more than enough. 478 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,817 It's not enough. I need a confession. 479 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,384 Look, Nate, I know you feel like this is 480 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,081 the end of the world, 481 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,388 but you're just a good guy who made a bad mistake. 482 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:28,259 What was the alternative? Let him kill you? 483 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,044 You're worth a thousand Hoovers. 484 00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,699 By comparison to Hoover, I am nobody in the timeline. 485 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:35,005 Come on, Nate. You know that's not true. 486 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,746 You've gotta forgive yourself. 487 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,749 488 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:44,754 489 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,713 This isn't about me. 490 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,372 So what are we gonna do? 491 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,199 You ever hear the one about the black lady, the brown lady, 492 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,028 and the broken computer who walked into a bar, in 1925? 493 00:22:58,072 --> 00:22:59,682 Uh, no. Yeah. 494 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,510 Because it would never happen. Let's face it. 495 00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:04,731 There's nothing we can do. The Legends are on their own. 496 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:09,953 497 00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,913 Great. More decapitated apple heads. 498 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:20,007 499 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,751 I think she's trying to tell us something, Astra. 500 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:29,843 An apple a day. Easy as apple pie. 501 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,629 Don't put all your apples in one box. 502 00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:36,415 That is not a thing. Okay. 503 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,417 It's six apples in a box, off the table, on the floor. 504 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,897 Thank you, Dr. Seuss. 505 00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:43,117 It's clearly apple... 506 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:46,773 Sauce. 507 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,560 Okay, you know what enough? 508 00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:53,432 Just stop trying to tell us things. 509 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,563 I wish I could just shove you back 510 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,086 in the wires, and the sockets, 511 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,784 or whatever makes you work on the Waverider, 512 00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,786 because then maybe you could actually help us. 513 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,276 So why are you so mad at Gideon? 514 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,191 She hasn't done anything to you. 515 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,932 Because... 516 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,805 she's a constant reminder of my giant failure. 517 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:22,548 That's why you don't want to go after the Legends. 518 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:27,857 I'm useless to them, Spooner. You made one mistake, Astra. 519 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:31,731 Ease up on yourself. At least you still have magic. 520 00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:35,517 Hey, you have things to offer too. 521 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,127 Like what? 522 00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:39,478 Without aliens, what do I bring to the table? 523 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:45,222 Ranch wear? Okay. You know what? 524 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,137 I guess we're both pretty useless. 525 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:48,661 You mean the three of us are... 526 00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:51,185 What is that? 527 00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,369 Gideon, no! 528 00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:11,335 529 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:15,514 530 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,037 Why did you do that? 531 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,214 Wires and sockets. She understood you. 532 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,179 Hey, Z. 533 00:25:29,223 --> 00:25:30,659 Can Sara and I grab one of those bottles of... 534 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:33,662 whiskey? Oh, hey, girl. 535 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,403 Hey, buddy. 536 00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,405 Uh, what did we talk about? 537 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:39,581 More cleaning. No more gummies, yeah? 538 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,018 Oh, no. I'm not stoned. I'm enlightened. 539 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:45,021 See, I finally realize why John gave me this key. 540 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:48,024 To clear my head and think about the bigger picture. 541 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,374 See, I was so focused on my phones, and skincare sales, 542 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,463 and romantic entanglements that I never stopped to think 543 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:55,205 about what was really going on with the team. 544 00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:58,295 The team. Our team? Yeah. 545 00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:01,734 See, without those distractions I was able to dig deep 546 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:04,214 and really think about how we got here. 547 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,042 So I read your Time Bureau agent manual earlier. 548 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,784 What? That thing's over 200 pages. 549 00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,612 Yeah, and I started thinking, 550 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,701 it's not about the how they blew us up. 551 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:15,095 It's about the who. 552 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:18,315 I made a list of suspects. Do you want to see? 553 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,579 Um, yes. Yes I do. Great. 554 00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:27,281 Time to spill the beans, Lewandowski. 555 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,808 What'd you say? 556 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:35,071 Please, you're making a mistake. 557 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:38,118 I'm making a mistake? I'm making a mistake! 558 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,607 Get out. Out! 559 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:58,791 No, no, no. Please. 560 00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:08,670 Sounds like he's really putting the screws on him. 561 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,454 Let me know if he needs backup. 562 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,326 I gotta take a leak. 563 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,593 Don't do this, Nate. 564 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:22,858 Ah! 565 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,120 Ahh! 566 00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:27,689 Ahh! What are you doing? 567 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,649 I'm trying to tell you that you don't... 568 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,781 Have to tell me... 569 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:35,566 Anything you don't want to, because... 570 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:38,221 I will find the answers I want... 571 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:39,658 some other way, okay? 572 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:44,706 This is even worse than last time. 573 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:48,318 I've interrogated you before? 574 00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:50,407 Of course you don't remember. 575 00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:54,498 You and your men came after me and my family, 576 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:58,677 and hundreds of others on your manhunt for Emma Goldman, 577 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,591 back in 1919. 578 00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:02,332 I knew nothing about her, 579 00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:05,205 but because of your Red Scare, no one believed me. 580 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:08,164 My wife and children had to flee, 581 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,427 and your men beat me for being Russian. 582 00:28:11,472 --> 00:28:13,387 I lost everything, because of you! 583 00:28:20,437 --> 00:28:22,048 I'm sorry, Igor. 584 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:27,749 That makes total sense why you were planning on kidnapping me. 585 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:30,709 Me? 586 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:35,757 I try to stay as far away from you as possible. 587 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,193 But when you're looking for enemies, 588 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:38,891 that's all you see. 589 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:43,591 Makes it easy to miss what's going on right in front of you. 590 00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:53,775 Where'd those mountains go? 591 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:55,603 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 592 00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:58,606 Somebody switched tracks 15 miles back. 593 00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,869 Igor, thank you, Igor. 594 00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,784 I'll untie you in a minute. 595 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,047 Grab him! 596 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:09,486 Jig is up, Hoover. Get over here. 597 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,229 It's kind of silly, huh? 598 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:14,448 Put on the right kind of suit, 599 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:16,755 and you can fool anybody you want. 600 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,757 Even America's best detective. 601 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,896 Pretty dumb pulling a gun on a Bureau agent. 602 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:30,072 You think you're the smart guy here? 603 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,509 If you hadn't made such a stink back in Midland, 604 00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:34,424 we never would have known you were on this train. 605 00:29:34,468 --> 00:29:37,253 Funny thing is we've been trying to pinch you for months. 606 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,429 Snorky's offering a nice chunk of cash 607 00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,214 to whoever brings you in first. 608 00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:47,307 Snorky. Snorky-Snorky? 609 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,265 Who the heck is Snorky? 610 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:51,441 These guys work for Al Capone. 611 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,530 Come out with your hands up, Hoover. 612 00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,841 So do all of them. 613 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,278 You got two minutes! 614 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,847 615 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,114 616 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:15,161 I ain't got all day, Edgar! 617 00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:18,381 Come out, or we start popping passengers. 618 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:25,606 Oh, we can totally take these guys. 619 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,087 No. 620 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,352 Without Gideon it's hard to keep track of the timeline, 621 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:34,876 but Hoover wasn't killed by mobsters, right? 622 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:37,966 So don't we have to fight? 623 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:40,229 In the real timeline, none of this happened. 624 00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:42,710 And the world still thinks I'm Hoover. 625 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:45,931 I'm gonna have to make this right. 626 00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:00,902 Come on. 627 00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,733 628 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:12,827 629 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,360 Well, congratulations. 630 00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:25,405 You got me. 631 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,107 Who are you? 632 00:31:37,069 --> 00:31:38,070 Damn it. 633 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,030 Give the multiverse a low probability. 634 00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:44,206 I mean what even is a paragon? Mm-hmm. 635 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,035 I think we are onto something very important here, Z. 636 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,602 Me too, Aves. 637 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,212 Okay, so who's left on our villains list? 638 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:51,822 Damien Darhk. 639 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:53,955 Loves us way too much to kill us I think. 640 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,958 Mm-hmm. Mallus. Malice? Whatever. 641 00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:59,961 Big Beebo--aww, David Bowie. 642 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,658 You know, he got that really great song out of us. 643 00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:03,051 Yeah. it was very catchy. Yeah. 644 00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:04,226 Let's put him in the "maybe" pile. 645 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:05,575 Okay. 646 00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:07,229 What about those guys, over there? 647 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:09,623 Ah, these guys over here. We got time pirates. 648 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,059 Time wraiths. Time witches. Clones. 649 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:13,627 Doppelgangers. Ourselves. Time itself. 650 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:16,456 Okay. Let's call that the "why the hell not" pile. 651 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,240 Copy that. 652 00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:19,938 Oh. 653 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,113 And then there's this one. 654 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:26,945 I mean that's too out there, right? 655 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,164 Zari, we've been chased by a demon dog. 656 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,992 Who's to say that we're not being hunted by-- 657 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:34,517 Sara! Ava! Is that... 658 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:40,871 Guys? Hello? Anybody. Hello? 659 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:43,657 We got a Hoover-shaped Nate problem. 660 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,702 That does not sound good. Guys? 661 00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:47,313 Hate to cut it short, 662 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:49,489 but we could really use some backup out here. 663 00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:52,144 Yeah, Nate's been kidnapped by Al Capone's men. 664 00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:55,712 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 665 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:58,150 We need to find a way to stop this with zero casualties. 666 00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:00,239 What, with weed gummies and magic booze? 667 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,285 Yes. both: Yes? 668 00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:04,678 I ain't gonna ask you again. 669 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,854 We got Hoover. Not some nobody clown. 670 00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:08,551 You're right, I am a nobody. 671 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,555 But I'm a nobody who killed J. Edgar Hoover. 672 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:15,645 Killed? Yeah. 673 00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:17,125 I'm surprised to bring in the head 674 00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:18,518 of the Bureau of Investigation. 675 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,476 Instead, I got Mr. Nobody. 676 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,478 This is not the plan. 677 00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,002 Yeah. Tell me about it. 678 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,743 Oh, Snorky's gonna pop me, for sure. 679 00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:28,397 That doesn't seem fair. 680 00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:30,051 I mean, how could you have known the guy 681 00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,835 you were supposed to kidnap ended up getting killed? 682 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,750 Some things are outside of your control. 683 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:36,057 I could just bump you off and mess your face up real good. 684 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,754 Pass you off as Hoover's body. 685 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:40,801 You could do that. May work, for a while, but... 686 00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:49,331 you can't outrun the lie forever. 687 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:52,378 Eventually, you just end up hurting 688 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,162 the people you care about. 689 00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:56,077 Sometimes, it's easier just to face the music 690 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:58,123 and accept the fact that you made a mistake. 691 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:02,605 Hey, take a deep breath with me. Come on. 692 00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:04,694 both: 693 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:12,093 Now, repeat after me. I forgive myself. 694 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:15,966 I forgive myself. There! 695 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,272 Now, don't you feel better? 696 00:34:17,316 --> 00:34:19,057 No. Oh. 697 00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:22,364 But that makes me feel better. 698 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:25,237 You all right there, big guy? Better now. 699 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,195 Hoover's death must have been quite the shock, 700 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,936 so we brought you a little something 701 00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:30,546 to soothe your grieving souls. 702 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:32,548 And there's plenty more where that came from. 703 00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:35,203 Oh, never-ending, one could say. 704 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,987 Holy smokes. 705 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:41,427 The Bullet Blondes? The big fellow loves you gals. 706 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:46,432 I would like to formally apologize 707 00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:48,086 for how I treated you both. 708 00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:51,219 And I would like to ask for a do-over. 709 00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:53,091 Already done. My man. 710 00:34:54,048 --> 00:34:55,919 Your photographs don't do you justice. 711 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,579 That's a lot of company, for the middle of nowhere. 712 00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:06,582 713 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:13,676 714 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:28,256 Boys. Ladies. 715 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,953 Another Hoover? 716 00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:31,912 Thought you said you killed him. 717 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:34,654 I--I did. 718 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,702 719 00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:41,139 Okay. Two Waveriders and two Hoovers. 720 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,836 That cannot be a coincidence. 721 00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:45,404 Is it me, or does he look even more pissed off now? 722 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,189 We're kidnapping you. 723 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:50,148 And I'm arresting you. 724 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:51,801 In fact, you're all under arrest. 725 00:35:51,845 --> 00:35:53,455 Over our dead bodies! 726 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,805 Maybe we should just skedaddle right over here. 727 00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:57,851 Yeah? Everybody, take cover! 728 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,553 729 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:05,815 Ah! 730 00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:12,909 731 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:17,479 Get in there. Come on, move it. Go! 732 00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:18,872 We can't let Hoover die again. 733 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,354 Don't think we need to worry about that. 734 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:30,666 Ah! Ugh! 735 00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:32,277 Jeez, ah! 736 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:37,325 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, slow. 737 00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:38,935 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait... 738 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,069 Guys, this is out of control. 739 00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:44,593 The timeline's at serious risk of changing. 740 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:45,725 What are you doing? 741 00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,258 Oh! 742 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390 Come on. 743 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,573 Oh, no. Did we kill him again? 744 00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:14,275 There's no blood. 745 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,886 Whoa. That dude is tough. 746 00:37:20,934 --> 00:37:22,718 I don't even think he is a dude. 747 00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:24,024 I think he's a... 748 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:32,162 Robot. 749 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,296 What are the chances? 750 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:38,125 Wait, so robots blow up the Waverider? 751 00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:43,391 J. Edgar Hoover, a robot. That explains a lot. 752 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:46,089 I ate a robot? 753 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,569 Shh. Sorry, stomach, 754 00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:49,615 and small intestine, and small stomach, and-- 755 00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:52,095 Gary, shush. Shush. You did not eat a robot. 756 00:37:52,139 --> 00:37:53,401 You ate the real Hoover. 757 00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:55,751 This--this must be his replacement. 758 00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:57,623 You guys, what--what is he doing? 759 00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:00,321 Rebooting himself? 760 00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:04,107 Self-destruct sequence initiated. 20 seconds. 761 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:06,153 Um, guys, I don't think that--yeah. 762 00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:09,025 We gotta go! Come on. Let's go. Move it. 763 00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:11,289 Oh, I hope Spooner and Astra are okay. 764 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:12,855 They're probably having the chillest time 765 00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:14,596 at Gloria's right now. 766 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,989 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 767 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:19,122 768 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:24,084 769 00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:35,182 Hey, Gideon. Hey... 770 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:40,970 I'm sorry. I'm so used to the old you. 771 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:43,233 The one who always had all the answers. 772 00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:46,106 I never thought you'd be the one needing help from us. 773 00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:50,676 Do you think we could try again? 774 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:59,206 I wish we could figure out a way to communicate with her. 775 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,860 I mean, she's obviously trying. 776 00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:07,214 Amor, you'll find a way. You always did. 777 00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:12,785 Esperanza, you didn't speak until you were six years old. 778 00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:17,355 I don't remember that. 779 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:20,183 You communicated with me in other ways. 780 00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:22,838 We always understood each other, you and I, 781 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,579 even if we weren't using words. 782 00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:27,408 You would come over and hug me 783 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:31,107 or hold my hand. 784 00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:35,111 Your little touch, it made me feel heard. 785 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,550 It's your gift, Esperanza. 786 00:39:42,554 --> 00:39:43,729 Gracias, Mami. 787 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:51,780 788 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:58,918 789 00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:03,401 I know this must be tough for you. 790 00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:06,055 I get it. 791 00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:08,754 And it must be really hard when no one understands 792 00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:10,625 what you're trying to tell them. 793 00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:13,454 And I hope you know that you're not useless. 794 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:15,630 You're just figuring it out. 795 00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:22,724 I'm terrified. How did I even get here? 796 00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:24,552 I'm so lost. Why can't they understand me? 797 00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:26,162 I can hear her. 798 00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:28,164 I can hear Gideon's thoughts. She's scared. 799 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,123 What's she saying? Hey, it's okay. 800 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:32,473 Gideon, I'm right here. 801 00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:35,302 Just breathe and focus. 802 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,308 Dr. Davies' machine in New York City. 803 00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:43,658 Time travel experiment takes place November 7th. 804 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,921 She's saying Dr. Davies' time travel experiment 805 00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:47,575 will take place in New York City, 806 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:49,359 on November 7, 1925. 807 00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:52,450 That's two weeks from today. Precisely, Captain. 808 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:57,367 She's back! 809 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:59,500 That's fantastic. The plan's gonna work. 810 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,023 Two weeks. 811 00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:02,503 Maybe that explains why they're not back yet. 812 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,244 But we have to get to Dr. Davies first, 813 00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,507 or the Legends will die. 814 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,161 Or maybe that's why. 815 00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:11,164 816 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,382 Pack up that ranch wear. 817 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:15,734 We've got some Legends to save. 818 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,846 Greg, move your head. 58656

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