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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,007 --> 00:00:21,540 ["GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOVE" BY MASIITI / SAUCKE PLAYING] 2 00:00:28,323 --> 00:00:30,590 [flicks through radio stations] 3 00:00:47,821 --> 00:00:48,821 Shut up! 4 00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:54,293 [PHONE NOTIFICATION] 5 00:01:03,452 --> 00:01:05,352 [ANOTHER PHONE NOTIFICATION] 6 00:01:10,772 --> 00:01:11,772 [INSECT BUZZES] 7 00:01:11,797 --> 00:01:12,797 Get out. 8 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,482 [CAR RUNS OVER EDGE BUMPS] 9 00:01:28,770 --> 00:01:29,770 Fuck! 10 00:01:31,614 --> 00:01:35,014 [CAR CROSSES MIDDLE LINE, ONCOMING CAR SOUNDS HORN] 11 00:01:35,281 --> 00:01:36,281 Fuck. 12 00:01:37,022 --> 00:01:38,489 [SOUND OF LOOSE STRAP] 13 00:01:38,514 --> 00:01:39,814 Oh no... 14 00:01:57,759 --> 00:01:58,759 Fuck you. 15 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:20,989 [INDICATOR CLICKS] 16 00:03:30,617 --> 00:03:31,617 Hey! 17 00:03:32,808 --> 00:03:35,922 You drive like a chook, you fucking doughnut. 18 00:03:36,815 --> 00:03:38,862 What are you doing, you dick brain? 19 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:41,639 What are you, are you blind? 20 00:03:42,763 --> 00:03:43,816 Are you drunk? 21 00:03:45,445 --> 00:03:46,867 Hey! 22 00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:47,892 Bighead! 23 00:03:50,239 --> 00:03:51,239 Oi! 24 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,288 Fuck-features! 25 00:03:53,090 --> 00:03:54,090 What? 26 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:55,724 I... 27 00:03:56,891 --> 00:03:57,891 How old are you? 28 00:03:57,916 --> 00:04:00,091 I'm 16 mate. It's none of your fucking business. 29 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:02,732 Where are your... your learner plates? 30 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,967 Where's yours? 31 00:04:03,992 --> 00:04:06,100 - No, I'm forty-fucking... - Oh, if you got your learners, 32 00:04:06,101 --> 00:04:07,120 you might have been taught to check 33 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,533 the fucking road before you pull out! 34 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,700 I d... I did, I checked the road 35 00:04:09,701 --> 00:04:11,301 and you weren't there, and then-then I... 36 00:04:12,867 --> 00:04:14,038 - Oh, fuck! - Aaah! 37 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,041 - Oh, fuck! - Oww! 38 00:04:15,044 --> 00:04:16,763 - Ow, ow, oh, yeah. - Ow! 39 00:04:16,775 --> 00:04:19,710 Is that... ? Oh, fuck. I'll call... I'm gonna call a... 40 00:04:19,713 --> 00:04:21,998 just stay there, I'll call the thing, the... ambo. 41 00:04:25,295 --> 00:04:28,349 Fuck... um... bastard. 42 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,808 I've got no reception. 43 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:31,690 - Did you have reception? - I don't have a phone. 44 00:04:31,701 --> 00:04:34,519 - Really? Why not? - Okay, can you fucking focus, fuckarse? 45 00:04:34,521 --> 00:04:36,053 Yeah, um... all right, uh... 46 00:04:36,196 --> 00:04:39,555 - Mildura is like 45 k's away, right? - How the shit would I know? 47 00:04:39,558 --> 00:04:41,030 Mildura's, like, big. 48 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,820 They'll have a hospital, or a medical centre or something. 49 00:04:42,821 --> 00:04:45,120 You-you can drive because your car's fine. 50 00:04:45,145 --> 00:04:46,221 - Ute. - What? 51 00:04:46,224 --> 00:04:49,149 It's a ute. And you're gonna have to drive it, so try not to crash it. 52 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:51,167 Y... uh... 53 00:04:52,866 --> 00:04:54,612 Uh... Fuck. 54 00:04:57,932 --> 00:05:00,920 - Um... - Are you kidding me? 55 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:01,927 But it's my... 56 00:05:03,610 --> 00:05:06,294 - piano. - And this is my arm, cockface. 57 00:05:06,319 --> 00:05:09,005 We can just, um, take the trailer off and hook it to the ute. 58 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,093 - We can do that, right? - Yeah, you reckon? 59 00:05:11,118 --> 00:05:14,158 - The axle's gone... genius. - Aah, fuck. 60 00:05:19,247 --> 00:05:20,247 Fuck. 61 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:26,038 Okay. Okay, fine. Come on, we gotta go. 62 00:05:27,059 --> 00:05:29,061 - Come on. I... I'll drive. - Fuck. 63 00:05:29,064 --> 00:05:30,555 Stick it on the back! 64 00:05:32,223 --> 00:05:33,481 Okay, stop! 65 00:05:41,012 --> 00:05:43,309 This is not gonna work, it's way too high. 66 00:05:43,312 --> 00:05:46,704 Oh, stop your whinging. Dig a hole. 67 00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:49,028 ["GOLDEN ERA" BY BRIGGS PLAYING] 68 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,311 Ta-daa! 69 00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:02,504 Ha ha! 70 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,197 What's your name? 71 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,229 Meg. 72 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,930 - That short for Megan, or... ? - No, short for Steve. 73 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:46,103 What's yours? 74 00:06:46,851 --> 00:06:48,014 Lucky. 75 00:06:48,039 --> 00:06:51,434 It's Lachlan, but... always been Lucky. 76 00:06:51,459 --> 00:06:52,980 [PHONE NOTIFICATION] 77 00:06:53,004 --> 00:06:54,231 Jesus. 78 00:06:54,256 --> 00:06:56,131 - Are you right? - Who's Toby? 79 00:06:56,134 --> 00:06:59,230 - No one, can I have it, please? - Oh what, is he your boyfriend? 80 00:06:59,255 --> 00:07:01,337 - What does it say? - Are you on a plane? 81 00:07:02,938 --> 00:07:06,192 Are you, Lachlan? Are you on a plane? 82 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:13,641 You should give your mum and dad a call and let... 83 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:16,370 - Don't you think you should give them a c... - No! 84 00:07:16,379 --> 00:07:18,492 - I just think that y... - It's none of your business but, is it? 85 00:07:18,512 --> 00:07:20,621 Fine, I don't actually give a shit, dude. 86 00:07:20,624 --> 00:07:22,471 Dood... Dood... 87 00:07:27,399 --> 00:07:29,084 Don't you fricking dare. 88 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,714 - Where are you taking it, anyway? - Perth. 89 00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:41,321 Why? 90 00:07:43,481 --> 00:07:45,109 I don't have a choice. 91 00:07:47,096 --> 00:07:50,011 - What a pain in the arse. - Yeah, I wasn't expecting to have 92 00:07:50,014 --> 00:07:51,604 a fucking car accident. 93 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,465 - I don't believe in accidents. - Oh, great, I'll tell the 94 00:07:54,467 --> 00:07:55,639 - car hire company. - No, dickhead. 95 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:59,129 I believe in car accidents. I just don't believe in... 96 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:00,626 accidents, as in... 97 00:08:00,627 --> 00:08:02,223 - Coincidences. - Coincidences, coincidences, yeah. 98 00:08:02,224 --> 00:08:04,476 Yeah, I don't believe in coincidences. 99 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:06,437 Everything happens for a reason. 100 00:08:08,224 --> 00:08:11,748 - Ow! Be careful! - I can't help it, there are bumps. 101 00:08:11,751 --> 00:08:12,982 Yeah, well you don't have to aim for them! 102 00:08:12,985 --> 00:08:15,886 Can we turn this music... off... for... a minute. Please? 103 00:08:15,889 --> 00:08:17,419 You have to have music when you're driving. 104 00:08:17,422 --> 00:08:20,459 It just does my head in, please. I just need a break. 105 00:08:20,471 --> 00:08:22,297 Five minutes, please? 106 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:23,322 Thank you. 107 00:08:27,726 --> 00:08:28,410 It's just, like... 108 00:08:28,411 --> 00:08:31,942 too many things have to happen to make a thing happen. 109 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,285 You know? 110 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:36,658 If I'd have done one thing different today, 111 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:41,325 one tiny thing, like if I'd have brushed my teeth for longer, 112 00:08:41,331 --> 00:08:44,470 then I wouldn't have been on the road at that specific point, would I? 113 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:48,925 And maybe you would've ran into somebody else and-and killed them or... 114 00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:53,598 ran into a tree and been... crashed in a... a burning wreck, 115 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:56,758 and I wouldn't... have even known or given a shit. 116 00:08:56,778 --> 00:08:59,478 Now, I have met this weird Chewbacca guy, 117 00:09:00,141 --> 00:09:04,741 driving my ute and he's probably like a psycho murderer or something. 118 00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:08,064 'Cause you pretty much have to be a psycho 119 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,293 to not want to listen to music when you're driving. 120 00:09:11,573 --> 00:09:12,573 Wouldn't ya? 121 00:09:17,373 --> 00:09:18,573 [CLEARS THROAT] 122 00:09:27,906 --> 00:09:28,906 It's your turn. 123 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:33,009 The least you could do is distract me. Come on, talk. 124 00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:34,816 - Or music. - Okay, okay. 125 00:09:42,401 --> 00:09:45,747 - Have you heard of ELO? - Earlobe? 126 00:09:45,772 --> 00:09:50,227 E.L.O. British fusion band from the 1970's, ELO? 127 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,685 - Oh, it doesn't matter. - No. 128 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:56,674 So, one of the founding members of ELO was Mike Edwards, right? 129 00:09:56,699 --> 00:09:58,614 - A cellist. - What's a cellist? 130 00:09:59,996 --> 00:10:02,932 - It's a person who plays the cello. - Right. 131 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:05,025 Anyway, one day Mike Edwards 132 00:10:05,026 --> 00:10:08,303 is driving along a road in Devon, in England. 133 00:10:08,797 --> 00:10:13,430 And one of those huge hay bales rolls down a hill and lands on his car. 134 00:10:14,102 --> 00:10:16,741 Kills him instantly. He didn't even know what hit him. 135 00:10:17,485 --> 00:10:19,065 What are the chances, hey? 136 00:10:21,745 --> 00:10:22,745 Well... 137 00:10:23,922 --> 00:10:26,507 Devon is pretty hilly, so let's say, 138 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:31,138 one in ten of those hay bales sits on some kind of slope. 139 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:35,844 And maybe one in a thousand of them sometimes goes for a little roll. 140 00:10:35,847 --> 00:10:39,060 And let's say maybe one in twenty of those slopes 141 00:10:39,085 --> 00:10:43,320 leads to a road where a car goes past any given point 142 00:10:43,332 --> 00:10:45,529 some number of times an hour. 143 00:10:45,554 --> 00:10:48,632 And maybe one in every three or four thousand 144 00:10:48,657 --> 00:10:52,617 of the drivers of those cars is an artist of some repute. 145 00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:56,161 So, the chances that one day one of those hay bales 146 00:10:56,164 --> 00:11:00,031 was gonna kill a moderately well known cellist is... 147 00:11:00,056 --> 00:11:01,354 reasonably high. 148 00:11:03,423 --> 00:11:06,318 Well... not high, but... 149 00:11:06,343 --> 00:11:09,617 The thing is, when the numbers are big enough, which they are, 150 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:12,460 one in a million things happen all the time. 151 00:11:15,284 --> 00:11:17,457 Nothing happens for a reason. 152 00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:20,955 Or everything happens for no reason. One of those. 153 00:11:24,006 --> 00:11:26,265 You are so boring. 154 00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:37,807 How would you rate your pain out of 10, Meg? 155 00:11:37,832 --> 00:11:40,477 - What's 10? - 10 means it would be unbearable. 156 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:43,414 I don't know, 2 and a half? 2? 157 00:11:43,439 --> 00:11:45,802 - 2? - 2... W-wouldn't 9 be like 158 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,583 your face is on fire or something? 159 00:11:47,601 --> 00:11:51,333 So then 7 would be like, I don't know, having your knee shot off? 160 00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:54,768 - And then 5 would be... - Okay. Are you left-handed? 161 00:11:54,789 --> 00:11:55,986 - No, I'm... - Great. 162 00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:58,626 So you can fill this in and your dad can help. 163 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,624 - Yeah. - Oh. No, I'm not... 164 00:12:00,627 --> 00:12:02,019 - Excuse me! - Um... 165 00:12:02,879 --> 00:12:04,999 - I'm not actually her... - Yeah. Come on, Dad! 166 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,298 [SOMEONE GROANS AND OPENS A CAN] 167 00:12:07,849 --> 00:12:09,771 Paul? No. 168 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,915 - Already opened it. - No! 169 00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:17,108 - I'm gonna get going. - Your piano's on my ute. 170 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:20,190 Yeah, I know but I... I have to figure out how to get it off. 171 00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:21,555 [PHONE NOTIFICATION] 172 00:12:22,315 --> 00:12:23,223 Shit. 173 00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:28,119 - PAUL: My soul hurts! - RECEPTIONIST: That's your liver, Paul. 174 00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:33,798 - What's your last name? - Flynn. 175 00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,410 - Flynn, okay. - Why? 176 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,572 Wh... no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing this. 177 00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:41,695 - Yes. Yes, we are. - No, no. 178 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,987 - No, we can't... I'm not... - Yes, we do. 179 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:44,665 We can't lie on a government form. 180 00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:46,571 It's not a government form, you fucking nerd. 181 00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:47,667 - It's just a plain doctor's thing. - Meg? 182 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,270 - Why... ? - Yeah? Coming! 183 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:53,195 - Come on, Dad! - Meg! 184 00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:54,813 - No. - Okay. 185 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,816 - You're not doing this. - You want them to know 186 00:12:55,819 --> 00:12:57,206 that you had an accident, that was your fault and, 187 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,194 you left the scene, with a minor injured? 188 00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:03,102 I didn't do anything. I drove you here and now I'm going. 189 00:13:03,127 --> 00:13:05,289 I'm actually in a serious hurry. 190 00:13:05,314 --> 00:13:06,958 - I'll tell 'em you're a perv. - What? 191 00:13:06,961 --> 00:13:09,388 - Yeah. I'll tell them you're an old perv. - What? 192 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,691 Sorry? 193 00:13:10,716 --> 00:13:14,539 Um... we're just shocked by the acne statistics. 194 00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:17,111 - That's... terrible. - It's terrible. 195 00:13:17,138 --> 00:13:19,406 - It's a surprising figure. - Yes. 196 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,168 Okay. You can wait here. 197 00:13:22,061 --> 00:13:23,699 - Meg. - You're my dad, 198 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,790 or you're a fucking pedo. Got it? 199 00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:29,137 - Wh... - Love you, dad! 200 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:42,634 So how can the excess be half the value of the bloody car? 201 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,292 Shit! 202 00:13:46,282 --> 00:13:47,627 Right. Uh-huh. 203 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,235 So in your world the word "comprehensive" means 204 00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:51,650 literally its own opposite. 205 00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:54,133 When I... when I ticked the box "comprehensive" I was actually saying 206 00:13:54,156 --> 00:13:57,914 "Please get me the insurance that's not comprehensive." 207 00:13:57,939 --> 00:13:59,939 But... no, but that... you're lying. 208 00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:02,030 That... that's... no, I'm not abusing you, 209 00:14:02,039 --> 00:14:05,025 I'm just trying to articulate my frustration. 210 00:14:07,831 --> 00:14:09,618 - Fuck! PAUL: All I want is a little respect... 211 00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:12,583 why are you... are you talking to me like I'm not... 212 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,708 - a... a... human being now? - Shh! All right. Paul, enough! 213 00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:17,482 PAUL: I built a house once! 214 00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,131 Well, I thought I'd send you a video. 215 00:14:31,156 --> 00:14:34,484 Because, I don't know, you might watch it. 216 00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:37,040 Miracles happen. 217 00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:39,692 Oh, do you like my beanie? 218 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:42,766 Barbara made it and, uh... took her two weeks, 219 00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:44,445 so we're never gonna hear the end of it. 220 00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:50,284 - Uh... Oh, look, I'm the full Peter Garret... 221 00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:52,183 You watching porn in a hospital? 222 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,410 So inappropriate. 223 00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:58,134 - What did the doctor say? - He thinks it's broken. 224 00:14:58,651 --> 00:14:59,801 LUCKY: All that training... 225 00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:02,522 The X-ray guy isn't here 226 00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:05,753 so they can't do an X-ray, so they can't, like, set it. 227 00:15:05,756 --> 00:15:07,203 But they gave me this, so... 228 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,844 - How long? - His daughter's in Wicked. 229 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,220 - What? - Yeah. X-ray guy's daughter's in Wicked, 230 00:15:13,223 --> 00:15:16,205 which starts at 6 in Dimboola, so... 231 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,126 You can go. 232 00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:22,926 Okay... 233 00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:25,244 Don't worry, I told them I did it playing netball. 234 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,814 Why did you tell them that I'm your dad? 235 00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:38,222 I don't know, they would've... 236 00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:40,932 asked a whole lot of fucking boring questions. 237 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,896 This makes me feel really nice. You want some? 238 00:15:46,677 --> 00:15:50,502 It's kind of like, it still hurts, but... you don't care. 239 00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:53,580 Where's your real dad? 240 00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:57,124 Um... pub. 241 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,975 If he's having a good day. 242 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,886 Okay. [CLEARS THROAT] 243 00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:15,773 Sorry about your... 244 00:16:21,695 --> 00:16:22,695 Bye. 245 00:16:24,545 --> 00:16:26,614 How are you gonna get your piano off my ute? 246 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:28,877 - I'll figure it out. - Then what? 247 00:16:28,902 --> 00:16:30,027 I'll figure it out. 248 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:34,429 I'm going to Perth, too. 249 00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:36,076 What? 250 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,046 - No, you're not. - Yeah, I am. 251 00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,812 I'm gonna go stay at my mum for a bit. 252 00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:42,102 Your mum lives in Perth? 253 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,335 Yeah, she works in the mines, in Kalgoorlie. 254 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,925 - Kalgoorlie's not Perth. - Pretty close. 255 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:49,189 - It's 600... - Anyway, I haven't seen her in 256 00:16:49,214 --> 00:16:51,546 ages and she wants to, like, reconnect or whatever. 257 00:16:51,555 --> 00:16:53,584 You can't drive to Kalgoorlie. 258 00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:55,531 Why not? 259 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,498 Cos it's 3000 kilometers across a massive, weird desert, 260 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:01,830 and you've got a broken fricken thingie. 261 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,450 - Well, isn't that lucky? - How? 262 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,336 That the knobjockey that broke it is also going to Perth, 263 00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,932 - and can take me, so... - Aah? 264 00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:10,027 - Yea. - No! 265 00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:13,150 - No? - No, no, no, no, no. You... you're a... 266 00:17:13,736 --> 00:17:15,775 - you're a nightmare! - What? 267 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,795 I mean, apart from the fact that you're incredibly fricking annoying, 268 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:22,396 - you just threatened to tell people that I'm... - [RAISED VOICE] A pedo? 269 00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:24,099 Jesus Christ. 270 00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:28,137 ... maybe in two weeks or so. ... stay here for... 271 00:17:28,162 --> 00:17:29,543 Nah. 272 00:17:29,568 --> 00:17:30,846 Nah? Okay. 273 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,181 Nah. 274 00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:36,150 - See ya. - Mm-hmm. Whatever! 275 00:17:36,175 --> 00:17:37,672 - Bye! - Bye-bye! 276 00:17:55,244 --> 00:17:56,353 Hi, Jez. 277 00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:58,407 I had a car, like a proper car accident... 278 00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,706 No, I'm not asking for money... 279 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,260 I'm just trying to get back to Perth. 280 00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:04,453 I... I mean, I am, but it would just be a loan for, like, five days. 281 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,157 No, I'll pay you back... or a week. 282 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,697 No, Paddy... two, two weeks. 283 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:09,885 Seriously. 284 00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:13,301 No, no, I'm totally fine. It was three years ago, Gemma. 285 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,496 Yep. No, no, no... 286 00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:17,605 The hire car wiped out my bank account, when my car got... Mm-hmm. 287 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,203 I don't remember saying it, if I did. Okay. 288 00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:21,824 Yeah, I know I still owe you money, but I just... 289 00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:24,325 No, Steph... It'll be, like, five days... Paddy! 290 00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:30,014 Fuck. 291 00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:49,307 Eclipse Mobile wishes to advise that you have insufficient credit 292 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,381 - to make the call. - Friggin... fuckshit. 293 00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:58,868 - No 10s or 20s. 50 or 100. - But I've only got this. 294 00:19:02,549 --> 00:19:05,211 Is there anywhere else that I can get phone credit? 295 00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:06,477 Shouldn't think so. 296 00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:15,519 I'll have this muesli bar, please. 297 00:19:44,621 --> 00:19:47,787 Barbara made it and, uh... took her two weeks, 298 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,420 so we're never gonna hear the end of it. 299 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:54,906 Uh... Oh, look, I'm the full Peter Garrett under here. 300 00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:58,722 But I'm feeling good though. 301 00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:02,131 Uhh, listen, love. 302 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,888 Been talking to the others, Locky, and... you need to come home. 303 00:20:08,632 --> 00:20:11,860 It's been eight years and, uh... enough's enough. 304 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,277 Everyone makes... 305 00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,110 Tobes... 306 00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:38,700 PAUL: What have you got there? 307 00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:41,929 LUCKY: It's a coffin. 308 00:20:42,886 --> 00:20:44,086 [PAUL LAUGHS] 309 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,847 No, that's a piano, eh? 310 00:20:47,528 --> 00:20:50,244 - You play? - Not if I can help it. 311 00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:52,681 PAUL: I used to play the oboe. 312 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,355 Of all the fucking things. 313 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,380 The duck... 314 00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:03,394 - Mate! - Aaah... what? 315 00:21:03,419 --> 00:21:04,419 Um... 316 00:21:05,268 --> 00:21:06,783 Could I have some beers? 317 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,075 - Get your own beer. - Um... I've got... 318 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,362 $16.20. 319 00:21:30,146 --> 00:21:32,071 You look after your little girl. 320 00:21:32,096 --> 00:21:33,126 Next thing you know, 321 00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:36,766 she'll be 28 and she'll be blaming you for a shit life. 322 00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,025 And she'd be right, I suppose. 323 00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,169 Sorry, they're a bit warm. 324 00:21:45,243 --> 00:21:46,243 Cheers, mate. 325 00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:48,126 [PAUL BELCHES] 326 00:21:53,169 --> 00:21:54,369 Ugh. 327 00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:01,113 [LUCKY PLAYS HAUNTING MELODY] 328 00:23:32,668 --> 00:23:34,027 - Mr. Flynn. - Yes? 329 00:23:34,535 --> 00:23:38,121 - Hi. Hi. - I just had a message from the radiologist. 330 00:23:38,146 --> 00:23:41,559 He forgot he was on call tonight, so he's kind of gone and gotten drunk... 331 00:23:41,584 --> 00:23:43,821 - at Wicked... - Oh. 332 00:23:43,846 --> 00:23:45,303 - ... in Dimboola. - Yeah. 333 00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:46,539 - Sorry. - Okay. 334 00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:48,955 But we have got another one coming from Bendigo, 335 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:51,110 but she's probably at least a couple of hours away. 336 00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:53,144 - I'm really sorry. - Okay, that's great. 337 00:23:53,169 --> 00:23:54,516 I mean, that's terrible. 338 00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:56,909 But it's good that someone's coming... 339 00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:59,212 - Whe... where are you going? - I... I have... 340 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,636 I'm just keeping an eye on the stuff in my ute... 341 00:24:01,661 --> 00:24:04,140 - Ah... Is that a piano? - Yeah, it's a piano. 342 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,143 - Aah? - Yeah. 343 00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:06,805 - Do you play? - No. 344 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:07,830 I mean, not at night. 345 00:24:07,855 --> 00:24:10,167 - Not at... in hospitals. - Yeah, no. 346 00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:11,529 - No, I didn't... - Didn't mean here. 347 00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:12,817 - Just meant in general. - Yeah. 348 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,546 - Do you... play? - No. Yes. 349 00:24:14,571 --> 00:24:15,659 - No. Good. - No. No. 350 00:24:15,684 --> 00:24:17,084 - Okay. Night. - Good night. Thanks. 351 00:24:18,849 --> 00:24:21,049 ["GET FREE" BY THE VINES PLAYING] 352 00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:22,686 [SOUND OF A UTE ENGINE] 353 00:25:59,556 --> 00:26:01,561 Choccie croissant? 354 00:26:02,796 --> 00:26:04,793 - It's still warm. - Thanks. 355 00:26:06,751 --> 00:26:07,751 Uh, yeah. 356 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,174 What's the diagnosis? 357 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,740 MEG: It's bad. 358 00:26:17,295 --> 00:26:18,455 You're a cockwomble. 359 00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:21,563 [LAUGHS] 360 00:26:27,762 --> 00:26:28,890 Fractured radius. 361 00:26:30,304 --> 00:26:32,576 - Want me to sign it? - Piss off. 362 00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:38,326 I'm like your... your hay bale, eh? 363 00:26:39,677 --> 00:26:40,677 What? 364 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,314 You're like that... that... that earlobe guy, 365 00:26:43,339 --> 00:26:44,476 and I'm your hay bale. 366 00:26:45,879 --> 00:26:47,629 One in a million, baby. 367 00:26:48,347 --> 00:26:50,881 ["LIVIN' THING" BY E.L.O. PLAYING] 368 00:26:55,603 --> 00:26:57,586 By the way, you owe me 50 bucks. 369 00:27:40,181 --> 00:27:42,381 ["GOLDEN ERA" BY BRIGGS PLAYING] 27263

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