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♪ Love is a song
that never ends ♪
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♪ Sunshine turns to rain ♪
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♪ In Disney cartoons,
a parent dies ♪
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♪ Life will be full of pain ♪
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♪ We bring tears
to children's eyes ♪
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HOMER: ♪ They'll never sleep again ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Ooh. ♪
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Barti, wait for me.
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Shh!
Stop all that noise.
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A hunter has entered the forest.
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Cool.
What's a hunter?
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(gunshots)
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- Run, Barti, run!
- Not without you, Mama.
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(gunshot)
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Owl season starts next week.
Next week!
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- (gunshot)
- Death.
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Barti,
if you love me, run!
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♪ ♪
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(gunshot)
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I made it, Mama.
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Mama?
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Mama?!
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Where‐where's my mama?
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I'm fine, sweetheart.
I'm fine.
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Your father took care of
the bad man.
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Time for a little "stag party."
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(hunter grunting)
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- Thank God you're herbivores.
- That's right.
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And today your name is "Herb."
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(gobbling grunts)
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♪ ♪
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(thunder crashes)
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This family is so poor.
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I hate to say it,
but you are a bad provider.
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Hey, I put
a roof over your head.
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(yelping)
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Okay, under your head.
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Family, I have excellent news.
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I got a job as a tutor
in a nice, rich home.
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How deep is the water
in their living room?
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There's no water
in their living room.
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(gasps) That's a thing?
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Oh, Homie, use a coaster.
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Okay, here's a math problem.
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How long can the two of us
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watch your hundred‐inch TV
before anyone gets wise?
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"Y" equals 102.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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I want to watch TV.
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♪ ♪
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Tickets.
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(both laughing)
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Oh, this works on two levels:
blood and guts.
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Sir, you're not happy
with me? Why?
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You have the poor person smell.
(sniffs)
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Gas station ramen,
a whiff of despair.
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May I? (sniffs)
Oh, also class resentment.
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Almost boiling over.
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- Very dangerous.
- Mm‐hmm.
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Now leave. I just have
to find another idiot
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to take your job.
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Idiot, eh?
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How did you
hear about this position?
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Well, through proper channels.
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Certainly not through
your tutor,
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who I never met,
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Or your new maid, Marge.
Or your‐‐
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Lisa, what's your job again?
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Uh, sir, I'm the art teacher.
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Aw, you've loved art ever
since you were a little...
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late for the job interview.
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Ja, ja. Gut.
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We are leaving
on a long vacation.
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Here are the keys to the beer
garden, the saxophone room,
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and my armory of stink bombs.
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- Can we trust you?
- Honored sir,
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we are beyond reproach.
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Especially the new groundskeeper.
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Ah. (grunts)
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(belches)
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I think she has
a thing for the pool boy.
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(thunder crashes)
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(chuckles)
Stupid rich people.
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While they're gone, we eat
their food, drink their booze,
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and break
their complicated toilets.
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I was not built
for the American ass.
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(French accent): He thinks
I am a drinking fountain. Ugh.
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(thunder crashes)
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(doorbell rings)
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Who could that be?
At this hour?
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In the pouring rain?
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Please let me in.
My jeans are wet.
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And they're
my only pair of pants.
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Oh, you poor, poor man.
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Can I get you some tea?
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Oh, yeah, I‐I know where it is.
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Sir, what are you doing?
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I need to go...
downstairs. (grunts)
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Daddy's coming!
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Go on... without me.
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Really, fatso?
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You're that exhausted
going downstairs?
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Why, you little...
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(grunting)
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(groans)
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Huh?
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That's right,
I hid my family
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in this cramped,
windowless basement.
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This is nicer than our house.
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See what I mean?
Bad provider.
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Everything was great
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until you parasites
took our jobs.
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You're squatting in the basement
and you're calling us parasites?
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Well, maybe the truth is
the master is the parasite
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because he exploits us all,
and, um, yeah, okay.
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This is where you're supposed
to be smacking them
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- with the frying pan.
- Sorry. (grunts)
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(grunts, groans)
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(overlapping shouting)
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- Parasites.
- Parasites!
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Geez, how many people
live down here?
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People of all incomes.
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This house is an allegory.
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Emphasis on "gory."
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You don't have
a worthwhile bone in your body.
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(cries out)
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(all shouting, grunting)
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Wait! If we all work together,
regardless of class,
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we could finally change
everything for the better.
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Wow, that sounds great.
Unless it's socialism.
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Not totally,
but certain aspects are
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- similar to social...
- Kill her!
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(all shouting)
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Seeing all that horror
and poverty makes me think
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- we should lower the corporate
tax rate even further. - Agreed.
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(gunshot)
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There's no way they
can get up here, is there?
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Heh, heh, heh.
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My last words are
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"I'm too young
and beautiful to die.
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Take a baby instead."
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(shouting, grunting)
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Well, Marge, I finally
got you a house with no leaks.
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Yeah, but it's filled
with dead bodies.
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(scoffs)
Some people are never happy.
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♪ ♪
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And they say on moonless nights,
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just like this one,
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in ordinary neighborhoods,
just like this one,
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the ghost of
the murdered squirrel
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leaps, treehouse to treehouse,
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biting the toes of little girls.
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(screams)
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(chuckles)
You sure scared them.
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- Can you get off my lap?
- In due time.
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Oh, Marge.
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I did a chore today.
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Which one?
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Unloaded the dishwasher.
All... the... way.
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Ooh.
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(both moaning)
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Mom, Dad,
can we sleep in your bed?
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(Lisa whimpering)
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Oh, which scary story did
Bart tell you this time?
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The one where the little girl's
head is filled with potato bugs,
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and there's no way
she can tell?
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'Cause that's
only partially true.
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No! And that's even worse!
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Lousy treehouse.
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Every year,
three scary stories:
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two of them good,
and a lame one in the middle.
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I'll put an end to that.
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(grunting)
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(yawning)
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Stupid hard work.
I'll put an end to that.
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(thunder crashes)
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Who dares cleave my trunk,
because...
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You keep talkin'.
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I'm gonna chop you down
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before you finish that sentence.
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(grunting)
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(dog howls)
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I am Groot.
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(laughter)
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Hmm. You're real mature.
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Laughin' at
a brain‐damaged tree.
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(shouting, screaming)
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Help! Help! S‐O‐S!
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Is there a dendrologist
in the house?
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And this is
the Doppler Effect...
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Always teaching science...
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(thud)
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Oh, ain't that nice?
A tree farm.
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No!
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This holiday is worse
than Dutch Elm Disease.
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Eh, no offense there.
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- Oh, yeah...
- (muttering indistinctly)
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Humans have abused us
for too long.
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Today we celebrate
our Arbor Day.
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We have got to get
a better name for that holiday.
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I may live in the human world,
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but I never forget
my tree roots.
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Hey! How'd you like me
to pick something off you?
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I didn't like it at all.
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Feed me. Feed me!
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(laughs)
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You're not a tree.
You're a plant.
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Yes, but I identify as a tree.
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I'm a trans‐plant.
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(laughing)
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A legion of forest grumps
is heading into town,
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bent on revenge for years of
bad tree‐tment. (groans)
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This just in, my chest...
(grunts)
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All right, this is it.
No tree is a match for
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a human with a wooden bat.
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First, we kill them,
then we hang our hammocks!
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(cheering
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(chainsaw revving)
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Finally I'll get my revenge
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for all the leaves I had
to rake, and all the prunin'.
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And the times a tree leaped
out in front of me tractor
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when I was textin' me friends.
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Gah!
(chainsaw revs)
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Oh, no. Pollen!
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And I'm all
out of antihistamine.
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(sneezing)
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Huh?
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Time to hit me a homer.
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♪ ♪
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(roars)
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Whee!
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Oh, the trees won.
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Another crass play for
an environmental award.
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You will make
a fine beanbag chair.
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That is very difficult
to dispute.
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However...
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(grunts) Oh, boy...
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♪ ♪
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(scoffs)
Halloween isn't over,
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and they're already
starting with Christmas.
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♪ ♪
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In January, Bart was awful,
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put earthworms
in his father's waffle.
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In February,
the dead of winter,
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Bart catfished teacher,
right on Tinder.
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In March,
we saw the start of spring.
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Bart unscrewed
the playground swing.
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April's known for paying taxes.
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For Bart, it's known
for nude butt faxes.
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- In May...
- HOMER: Oh, how many months are there?!
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In May we dance
around a pole.
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Bart knocked it down
with a car he stole.
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June is halfway through
the year.
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Bart has a sip
of his first beer.
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July is when
the Bastille falls.
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Bart cuts heads
off Lisa's dolls.
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August is always a scorcher.
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Bart perfects
his turtle torture.
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September,
Bart won't even mention.
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He spends the whole month
in detention.
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October ends with Halloween.
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Bart eats candy
till he's green.
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00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,451
In November,
Bart can carve the turkey.
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He'll be serving human jerky.
(chuckles)
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Then, worst of all,
in cold December...
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(choking)
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(automated voice):
R. I. P.
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(phone ringing)
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(Homer screams)
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Lisa, we have
something to tell you.
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00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:33,679
We had a party
and didn't invite you.
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00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,986
It was a week ago.
We watched a cool TikTok.
273
00:14:37,052 --> 00:14:39,123
But anyone
who watches the TikTok
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dies after seven days.
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00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:43,633
I watched it first. (grunts)
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00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:44,968
Oopsie!
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00:14:45,035 --> 00:14:47,406
Finally, I'm not a twin anymore.
278
00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:50,513
I can have the top bunk and...
(yells)
279
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:53,451
I killed Jerry and Larry.
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00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:56,324
Bart, have you heard
about this deadly TikTok?
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00:14:56,391 --> 00:14:59,463
Oh, yeah. Everyone was invited
to that party except you.
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00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:02,336
- Even Milhouse?
- I was the bouncer.
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00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,841
(laughing)
284
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:07,714
Then I watched that
TikTok eight times.
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00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,518
(groans)
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00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:12,524
I didn't watch it.
But you can if you want.
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00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:15,295
Nice try.
288
00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:17,667
If we knew
what was in that video,
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00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,604
maybe we could stop it.
290
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:23,713
We just have to find someone
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who isn't afraid of death
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00:15:25,516 --> 00:15:27,353
and likes to watch TV.
293
00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:29,223
I'm your man.
294
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:34,200
But, Grampa, if you do watch,
you die in seven days.
295
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,605
That's three more
than the doctor gave me.
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00:15:36,672 --> 00:15:38,475
(laughs)
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00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:39,542
Okay.
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00:15:39,578 --> 00:15:41,882
First,
there's an evil‐looking ring.
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00:15:41,949 --> 00:15:43,385
Then an empty chair.
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00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,389
Then a lady combing her hair.
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00:15:45,455 --> 00:15:48,829
I like the old movies
where the combing was implied.
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00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,833
Now there's a bunch of maggots.
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00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,969
Satan head.
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00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,340
More maggots. More maggots.
305
00:15:54,407 --> 00:15:56,277
No, wait,
that's an ad for Chipotle.
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00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,516
Now a woman's jumping
off a cliff,
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00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,586
and we end up
with an abandoned well.
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00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:02,757
This is the kind of movie
you watch in a museum
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00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:04,126
when your feet hurt.
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00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:05,630
And my feet always hurt.
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00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:06,799
(phone rings)
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00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:09,336
MALE VOICE:
Seven days.
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00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,105
What?
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00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:12,977
Seven days.
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00:16:13,044 --> 00:16:14,781
I can't hear ya.
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00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,085
(angrily):
Seven days.
317
00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:18,956
Maybe I better jot this down.
318
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:20,660
What was your name again?
319
00:16:20,726 --> 00:16:22,797
(demonic growling)
320
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:27,507
I don't know who you are
or what you want,
321
00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:29,878
but let me give you
my credit card number.
322
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,849
I don't have time
for your nonsense.
323
00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:33,117
We have bigger problems.
324
00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:35,523
Steroid allegations
on the kickball team.
325
00:16:37,392 --> 00:16:38,428
Psst.
326
00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:41,702
I know about
your infernal TikTok.
327
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:49,083
This is the tragic tale
of a sad second‐grader.
328
00:16:49,149 --> 00:16:51,220
Mopey Mary, they called her.
329
00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:52,924
Kids can be so cruel.
330
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:57,499
Ooh, "Mopey." The worst thing
you can call someone in 1932.
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00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,038
One cold February,
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00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:02,409
after receiving naught
in her Valentine's box
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00:17:02,476 --> 00:17:04,514
but a poop
from the class rabbit,
334
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:07,921
poor Mary ran
to the old school well
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00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,456
and threw herself in.
336
00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:11,895
She was down there
for seven days
337
00:17:11,962 --> 00:17:14,968
before anyone bothered to look.
338
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,707
Fortunately,
it was the end of my shift.
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00:17:17,774 --> 00:17:19,978
(whistles happily)
340
00:17:20,045 --> 00:17:21,080
BART:
Wait a minute.
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00:17:21,147 --> 00:17:22,850
We don't have a school well.
342
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,086
WILLIE:
I covered it
343
00:17:24,153 --> 00:17:26,658
so no one would
ever go near it again.
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00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:29,531
They say the unhappy spirit
of Mopey Mary lurks
345
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:33,304
in the murderous video
shared by popular children.
346
00:17:33,371 --> 00:17:35,610
Shouldn't you have
told the police first?
347
00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:37,179
I tried to tell Wiggum.
348
00:17:37,245 --> 00:17:39,551
He got scared and ran off.
349
00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:43,191
Daddy, that's my pee‐pee bed.
350
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:45,563
Uh, not anymore.
(chuckles)
351
00:17:49,504 --> 00:17:52,042
Looks like it's up to me
to save the school.
352
00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:53,646
I can do this.
353
00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:55,482
Beware.
354
00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:56,752
Milhouse?
355
00:17:56,818 --> 00:18:00,091
Yeah. It was really nice of
them to give me ghost glasses.
356
00:18:00,158 --> 00:18:01,528
Now, be careful, Lisa.
357
00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:04,099
And can you kill off
a Hershey bar for me?
358
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,037
I think that's how I get one.
359
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:08,041
The rules aren't very clear
up here.
360
00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:09,711
I will.
361
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:15,355
(phone ringing)
362
00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:20,933
MALE VOICE:
Seven days.
363
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,037
- Coward!
- Say what?
364
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,175
I don't want to wait seven days.
365
00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,412
So... come and get me now.
366
00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:30,953
Uh, I have to move
some stuff around; just a sec.
367
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,857
(hold music playing)
368
00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:36,464
WOMAN: Killing you is very
important to us. Please hold.
369
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:39,771
Your curse will be answered
in the order it was received.
370
00:18:39,838 --> 00:18:42,610
MALE VOICE:
Okay, um, how's Wednesday?
371
00:18:42,677 --> 00:18:43,545
I've got a guy coming
to look at
372
00:18:43,612 --> 00:18:45,448
the air conditioner
in the morning.
373
00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:48,421
Kill me now or kill me never.
374
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:49,624
Fine!
375
00:19:01,615 --> 00:19:03,451
Hello, Mary.
I'm not scared.
376
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:07,058
Um, would you mind taking those
black boots off in the house?
377
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,762
Oh, wait.
378
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:11,802
Those are your feet! (screams)
379
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:15,175
(growling noises)
380
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,515
Um, I wanted to give you
something. (chuckles)
381
00:19:18,582 --> 00:19:21,220
Something that will change
the way you look at the world.
382
00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:23,224
(choking)
383
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,594
Here it is.
384
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:25,996
(choking)
385
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:28,434
A valentine? For me?
386
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,269
(coughs)
387
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,405
I want to be your friend.
388
00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:31,975
I want to braid your hair
389
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,745
and see your beautiful face.
390
00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:36,852
Ah! All right. All right.
391
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,889
We'll work with that. Oh...
392
00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:40,391
You know why I'm smiling?
393
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,205
- (frog croaks)
- 'Cause I have a best friend!
394
00:19:42,229 --> 00:19:44,433
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Best friend?
395
00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,370
I've already suffocated.
396
00:19:46,437 --> 00:19:48,441
Give me a little space.
397
00:19:49,076 --> 00:19:50,378
Okay, no problem.
398
00:19:50,445 --> 00:19:52,884
Hey, I wrote you
a song on the saxophone.
399
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,088
It's called "Well Bottom Blues."
400
00:19:55,154 --> 00:19:56,958
♪ ♪
401
00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:00,307
I'll tell you what.
I'm just gonna walk
402
00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:01,267
right over here, okay?
403
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,471
You sound great.
404
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:06,010
I bet it sounds even better
from the bottom of the well.
405
00:20:06,076 --> 00:20:08,649
(shrieking)
406
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:15,094
WOMAN: ♪ We'll see you next Halloween ♪
407
00:20:15,161 --> 00:20:19,704
♪ With tales of horror
and pain ♪
408
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:24,714
♪ Treehouse X‐X‐X‐I‐I‐I ♪
409
00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:29,323
♪ Take a trip down
Dismembering Lane ♪
410
00:20:29,389 --> 00:20:34,199
♪ Where were Kang
and Kodos this time? ♪
411
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:38,675
♪ Crammed into
the final frame. ♪
412
00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:41,681
We're dimmer stars
than Proxima Centauri.
413
00:20:41,748 --> 00:20:44,554
Let's go drown our sorrows
in a child's blood.
414
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,626
Hasn't there been enough death
in this episode?
415
00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:49,530
Really?
416
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:01,888
♪ ♪
417
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,870
(screams)
418
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:47,470
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