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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:48,647 --> 00:02:50,375 Eddie. 2 00:02:50,376 --> 00:02:54,375 - Good morning, sunshine. - Who is that? 3 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,839 No, no, no, no, no, no... 4 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:00,647 Babe, the sexiest thing I could've done is check her pulse. 5 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:04,391 Jenny. Jenny. Jenny, come on. 6 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,447 Just clam down. 7 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:07,847 Give me a second to smoke a bowl, and figure out what the hell happened last night. 8 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:09,831 I can't do this anymore, Eddie. 9 00:03:09,832 --> 00:03:11,976 Don't. The band's signing papers. We're going on tour today. 10 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:14,535 Yeah. All the more reason we should cut our losses. 11 00:03:14,536 --> 00:03:16,776 Nothing happened in there. I swear. 12 00:03:16,777 --> 00:03:19,975 I could swear too. Don't fucking text me, don't fucking call me, 13 00:03:19,976 --> 00:03:23,656 don't even tweet about me, just don't even think about me. 14 00:03:23,657 --> 00:03:25,551 Facebook? 15 00:03:26,441 --> 00:03:29,831 Jenny, come on. Jenny! 16 00:03:29,832 --> 00:03:32,079 This is all just a misunderstanding. 17 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:56,791 Oh, my god. 18 00:04:29,447 --> 00:04:32,278 Jesus. 19 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:37,494 Hmm... 20 00:05:17,868 --> 00:05:21,759 Well, this can't get any worse. 21 00:05:34,451 --> 00:05:36,899 Toss? 22 00:05:43,655 --> 00:05:47,783 Hey Toss. Hey buddy. 23 00:05:47,784 --> 00:05:50,951 Toss! Come on, buddy. 24 00:05:50,952 --> 00:05:54,727 Hey man, Toss! 25 00:05:54,728 --> 00:05:58,472 No, no, no. 26 00:05:58,473 --> 00:06:01,150 No! 27 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:19,527 - I thought you are dead. - Oh. You mean I'm not? 28 00:06:19,528 --> 00:06:22,863 - What did we do last night? - Oh... 29 00:06:23,496 --> 00:06:25,775 I'll tell you what we didn't do. 30 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:29,878 Oh... 31 00:06:32,871 --> 00:06:34,183 Enough for coke. 32 00:06:34,184 --> 00:06:37,159 - Shit got a little out of hand last night. - AIDS... 33 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,351 got a little out of hand compared to what happened here. 34 00:06:41,352 --> 00:06:43,207 Dude, I can't remember anything. 35 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,479 At some point, I... 36 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:49,167 triple jumped the line between award show drunk and Hasselhoff. 37 00:06:49,928 --> 00:06:51,087 Oh... 38 00:06:51,752 --> 00:06:53,959 Who took a shit in your mouth? 39 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:58,565 Chas. Who else? Fucking asshole. 40 00:06:58,568 --> 00:07:01,127 - Jenny broke up with me. - Oh, cool. 41 00:07:01,128 --> 00:07:04,071 No. Not cool. 42 00:07:04,072 --> 00:07:05,927 Chas fucked this stripper in my room last night, 43 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:07,943 and she's still there. Jenny walked in, and just assumed... 44 00:07:07,944 --> 00:07:10,535 - You hit that? - What? No! 45 00:07:10,536 --> 00:07:13,607 You should've woke her with wood, she would've thought you were Chas, right? 46 00:07:13,608 --> 00:07:15,175 You want Chas' sloppy seconds? 47 00:07:15,176 --> 00:07:17,915 - Can't get more Herpes. - That's not true. 48 00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:25,671 Last thing I remember is... dinner. 49 00:07:25,672 --> 00:07:30,438 I don't remember the last thing I remember. 50 00:07:40,488 --> 00:07:46,391 You know, my back hurts, from carrying you every time we try to have fun. 51 00:07:53,288 --> 00:07:56,871 ...what you want me to do. If you are hungry, eat. 52 00:07:56,872 --> 00:08:00,175 - They wouldn't wait for you. - That's my fucking point, Toss. 53 00:08:02,663 --> 00:08:05,287 - Why are you looking at them? - I don't know. 54 00:08:05,288 --> 00:08:09,191 Why are you making such a big deal out of nothing? As usual. 55 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:13,159 Well, that was a little more heated than usual. 56 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,399 Yeah, she must be ride on the cotton pony. 57 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,383 - Why do you always assume... - Shush... men are talking. 58 00:08:18,384 --> 00:08:22,279 Alright, let's not take your frustrations... on my girl. 59 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,981 She was about to side with her even though you both know that she's bat shit crazy! 60 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,115 - I was simply trying to... - Shut up! 61 00:08:29,116 --> 00:08:32,807 - Hey! That's enough, man. - No, it's fine. 62 00:08:32,808 --> 00:08:36,398 - I'm just gonna check on Beth. - I'm sorry. 63 00:08:38,407 --> 00:08:41,839 Toss! Treat my girl with some respect, man. 64 00:08:48,296 --> 00:08:50,599 - Ladies. - It's about fucking time. 65 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,711 Dinner's been over for an hour. But dig in, boys. 66 00:08:52,712 --> 00:08:55,783 We were at Crazy Girls with boobs. Now we're here. 67 00:08:55,784 --> 00:08:59,655 Did I ever tell you fags about the time I was 68 00:08:59,656 --> 00:09:04,615 balls deep in the two hole of this little Asian bird right here on this very table? 69 00:09:04,616 --> 00:09:07,399 - What was his name? - Ha ha ha. 70 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,959 Forgive us. Most of your stories start that way. 71 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,551 That is because I have a pornographic memory, my friend. 72 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,855 Chas, nobody wants to hear about your sexual... 73 00:09:14,856 --> 00:09:17,735 - Disappointments. - Speak for yourselves. 74 00:09:17,736 --> 00:09:22,343 I love hearing this stuff. It's hot, very sexy. 75 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,779 Sometimes I jerk off. 76 00:09:25,768 --> 00:09:27,655 What? I'm lonely. 77 00:09:27,656 --> 00:09:30,759 All right, you know what? Why don't we put this to a vote? 78 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:36,566 How many people here, actually, want to hear this bullshit? Show hands. 79 00:09:36,904 --> 00:09:39,111 Thank you. Great! Now we don't have to hear about 80 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,511 your quest to defile a girl in every room of this house. 81 00:09:41,512 --> 00:09:45,127 - Not fair. Birds can't vote. - Go fuck yourself, Chas. 82 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:47,049 I already have. Twice. 83 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:49,736 But you know, I've got just enough juice left to get that last room. 84 00:09:49,737 --> 00:09:52,871 Oh, there's a reason, why it's the last room. 85 00:09:52,872 --> 00:09:57,430 - I'll get in. I always do. - I bet you say that to all the boys. 86 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:02,183 If I were you, I will choose my next word very carefully, my friend. 87 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:05,446 Because I can do worse than what everyone hears through your walls and their nightmares. 88 00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:09,031 Well, I think we all know you can do better. 89 00:10:10,532 --> 00:10:13,351 - Right? - Is that a joke? 90 00:10:13,352 --> 00:10:16,359 Listen, if I'm fully drunk, 91 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,943 and she's half attractive, then she's fully attractive. 92 00:10:19,944 --> 00:10:24,007 You know, if Heath Ledger did that kind of math, then he'd still be alive. 93 00:10:24,008 --> 00:10:25,607 Gees! 94 00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:28,134 Was he gonna do math... 95 00:10:28,135 --> 00:10:31,943 - Just somebody call a punch before I do. - Easy, love. 96 00:10:31,944 --> 00:10:35,655 - We just having a spot of fun. - Yeah, fun. Anyone having a blast? 97 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:38,983 You know, I think we all be a little bit off spirit tonight. How you ladies doing? 98 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:41,343 - Em, time of my fucking life. - I'm thrilled to be here. 99 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:46,215 Kinda night you just wanna wrap your lips around cold steel. 100 00:10:46,216 --> 00:10:48,679 Is she going on tour with us? 101 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,295 - I would, but you'd will there, so... - So, great. 102 00:10:52,296 --> 00:10:55,431 - This might be fun after all. - Chas. 103 00:10:55,432 --> 00:10:57,559 You've been a dick ever since I decided to sleep 104 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,911 - the guitarist instead of you. - God... 105 00:10:59,912 --> 00:11:02,599 Love, I've always been a dick. 106 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,151 And you see, the thing about dicks, is that they attract pussy. 107 00:11:06,152 --> 00:11:09,447 And the biggest dick, gets the most pussy. 108 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:12,583 And let's face it. You've never seen a bigger dick than this, 109 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,919 and poor little Eddie here, I mean, he's the rhythm guitar. 110 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,711 - Chas. - What? 111 00:11:16,712 --> 00:11:20,999 For the love of god, I'll super glue your cock your taint. Again. 112 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,743 - Is that a promise? - Well, I think it's time to powder my nose. 113 00:11:24,744 --> 00:11:27,042 Wait, you got coke? 114 00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:31,318 Too soon? 115 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,210 Too late. 116 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:39,855 We've got company. 117 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:47,175 What's he so pissed about? He does play rhythm guitar. 118 00:11:47,176 --> 00:11:48,807 I hate my life. 119 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,307 Jenny. 120 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,375 One two, cha cha cha... 121 00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:56,775 Are you guys expecting company? 122 00:11:56,776 --> 00:11:58,791 Just few of our closest friends, friend. 123 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:01,063 - Really? - Really. 124 00:12:01,064 --> 00:12:03,782 - You invited them. - Oh, dude, I invited some people. 125 00:12:03,783 --> 00:12:05,831 - We invited he invites some people. - Wonderful. 126 00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:08,647 Guys, this just supposed to be a dinner party. 127 00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:13,415 Yeah, well uh, we had dinner, so, let's party. 128 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:15,139 Right! 129 00:12:16,392 --> 00:12:19,151 Get out of the way. 130 00:12:21,096 --> 00:12:22,599 Key's in the kitchen. 131 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:26,426 You... Ah! I'm so glad you made it. 132 00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:32,021 I'll find you in a little while, all right? 133 00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:35,454 Get drunk. 134 00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:44,039 - Chas. - What? 135 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,294 I though we had a understanding. What happen to a quiet night amongst friends? 136 00:12:48,295 --> 00:12:52,799 Friends? I fucking hate you. 137 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,182 Jenny? 138 00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:03,558 That's it. 139 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:05,351 Movie's over. 140 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,022 Most of that was news to me. 141 00:13:09,607 --> 00:13:13,127 - Did we sign our contract last night? - I have no fucking idea. 142 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:16,974 - Do you remember anything else? - I remember the Titans. 143 00:13:37,479 --> 00:13:40,054 Toss? 144 00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:42,870 Get the fuck over here. 145 00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:57,031 Greatest, party, 146 00:13:57,032 --> 00:13:58,287 ever? 147 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,022 Dude, fuck. 148 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:20,966 - So we're fucked, and I'm going to jail. - Look at the bright side... 149 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:24,358 Did anyone ever die in Tommy Lee's pool? 150 00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:26,503 - Yes. - Exactly. 151 00:14:26,504 --> 00:14:28,519 Ultimate street credit. 152 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,983 You can't buy that kind of... What the fuck are you doing? 153 00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:33,511 - Calling the cops? - No, no, no, we're not going to jail. 154 00:14:33,512 --> 00:14:36,653 - We're going on tour. - What the fuck, man? 155 00:14:36,654 --> 00:14:39,319 Look, we've got a team of corporate lawyers to deal with this shit now... 156 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,319 while we're on the road, banging groupies two at a time. 157 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,624 Or, our public defender are sitting around with his thumb up his ass 158 00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:47,094 while I've got a guy ironically named Tiny up mine. 159 00:14:49,331 --> 00:14:51,151 Give it... 160 00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:55,847 Re-fucking-lax bro. 161 00:14:55,848 --> 00:14:59,239 - We're somebody else's problem now. - Are we, Toss? 162 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:04,565 Because we don't even know if Reuben came over here last night with the contracts. 163 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:11,111 - We can call Spencer. - Absolutely not. 164 00:15:11,112 --> 00:15:15,477 Not after what he tried to pull last night. That much I remember clearly. 165 00:15:22,311 --> 00:15:24,838 - Woo... - Are you kidding me right now? 166 00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:29,703 - Hey. Getting mad ain't gonna help. - But getting fucked up will? 167 00:15:29,704 --> 00:15:32,509 You know what? I'm gonna wake Reuben up. Because as usual, 168 00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:36,710 - his sobriety will come in handy. - Ha! Sobriety. 169 00:15:36,711 --> 00:15:40,815 He's taken 12 steps at least a dozen times. 170 00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:48,782 Whit a second, Toss. We gonna talk about this. 171 00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:54,055 Boys. 172 00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:58,767 - Your house is on fire. - I highly doubt that, Chuck. 173 00:15:59,816 --> 00:16:02,374 - That was real smooth. - What did you expect me to do? 174 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:06,070 Hide the body? Go! 175 00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:16,103 - Good morning. - That's what I thought. 176 00:16:16,104 --> 00:16:19,142 Outdoor furniture, is my specialty. 177 00:16:26,727 --> 00:16:29,862 What in the name of Oprah happened last night? 178 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:33,639 I uh... don't really know. 179 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,814 This reeks of Chas. 180 00:16:35,815 --> 00:16:38,727 Hey, what time did you end up getting outta here last night? 181 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:41,767 I don't know. Two. Two thirty. 182 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,842 I'm really sorry if we kept you up, man. I mean, things got... a little crazy. 183 00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:49,016 No, I'm sorry. It wasn't you guys. 184 00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:52,935 - I... got into a fight with Geoffrey. - Must be going around. 185 00:16:52,936 --> 00:16:57,190 - Wait, who's Geoffrey? - My sugar daddy. 186 00:16:57,191 --> 00:17:00,663 No offense, Chuck, but you blow through dudes like Toss blows through blow. 187 00:17:00,664 --> 00:17:04,431 Huh! Toss wishes he could go through that much coke, literally. 188 00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:07,335 Yeah, for what it's worth I hope you and uh... 189 00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:10,919 - Geoffrey! - Right. Kiss and make up. Just uh... 190 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,603 - You know, not over here. - We will, and we will. 191 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:18,134 - Now, I don't mean to pry, but Eddie... - What? 192 00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:22,054 I heard Jenny this morning. 193 00:17:22,055 --> 00:17:26,054 Girlfriend got some lung on her. 194 00:17:26,055 --> 00:17:30,279 Oh, that, yeah. Pretty bad, man. 195 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,102 - Oh, you'll be fine. - Thanks, Chuck. 196 00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:34,630 As you can see, I've got my hands full here. So. 197 00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:38,086 Oh, I'd be happy to help. We could have this cleaned up in no time. 198 00:17:38,087 --> 00:17:40,710 Thank you, but that is not necessary. 199 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,918 - You sure honey? - Yes! 200 00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:44,871 It's totally cool. As a matter of fact, 201 00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:48,326 the record label actually has people who will deal with this things, so it's fine. 202 00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:51,910 - Oh. You fancy, huh? - Yeah. 203 00:17:51,911 --> 00:17:55,139 You know it. Thank you for so much for putting out the couch. 204 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,341 I really appreciate it. Take care! 205 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:02,165 - Well, if you need anything. Holla! - Will do. 206 00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:07,974 Woo! That was refreshing. I highly recommend it. 207 00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:12,134 But, I recommend getting high first. Ha-ha. You got a light? 208 00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:15,239 You know, I have a hard time believe in you can produce a joint from thin air, 209 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,446 without a way to light it. Besides, Toss, 210 00:18:17,447 --> 00:18:20,391 I don't know whether you comprehend this, but we have bigger problems here. 211 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:24,134 Uh-oh, bigger than this? 212 00:18:26,535 --> 00:18:30,374 Like a dead guy out there in the pool. 213 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,622 Now I hope Gunther has some answers. 214 00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:53,822 Fuck! What's the last time you saw Gunther? 215 00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:04,039 Is that all you remember? 216 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,119 - I need more fuel. - Fuel? 217 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,414 Yeah, every time I drink or smoke, I remember something. 218 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,886 Dude, that's state dependent learning. 219 00:19:10,887 --> 00:19:13,447 - Yeah, what he said. - No, no, no, no, seriously. 220 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:16,302 The only way to remember a blackout, 221 00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:19,478 is to blackout again. 222 00:19:19,879 --> 00:19:23,726 Yay, science! I'm gonna check Chas' room. 223 00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:30,342 You looking for Chas or Chas' coke? 224 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,582 Wow, I just got picked off first. 225 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:36,430 Well, lucky for us, I'm on second. 226 00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:44,775 Typical. 227 00:19:44,776 --> 00:19:47,982 He's got coke. I can smell it. 228 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,791 The only time Chas is actually up this early is... 229 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,902 - When he hasn't gone to bed. - Exactly. 230 00:19:55,303 --> 00:19:57,830 Unbelievable. Where are these assholes? 231 00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,238 We gotta find them, man. 232 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,191 More importantly, we gotta find that contract or we are all fucked. 233 00:20:05,192 --> 00:20:07,142 What are those? 234 00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:10,882 - Remember me nots. - I think you missed one. 235 00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:20,806 What's happening? 236 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:23,093 Nothing. 237 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,958 Let me see. 238 00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:32,326 Woo... 239 00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:34,822 Klonopins, nice. 240 00:20:34,823 --> 00:20:36,967 Did you hurt your back falling off the wagon? 241 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:40,006 No, I have a huge pain in the ass. 242 00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:42,023 Does she know you are doing drugs without her? 243 00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:45,443 You could fill the Grand Canyon with what she don't know about me. 244 00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:54,470 You ain't gonna find what you looking for at the bottom of this bag of pills. 245 00:20:54,471 --> 00:20:57,333 Because it ain't in there. 246 00:20:58,483 --> 00:21:00,774 Getting slow. 247 00:21:00,775 --> 00:21:02,310 There you are. 248 00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:05,453 Take what you want. 249 00:21:07,398 --> 00:21:09,286 I'll have fun trying. 250 00:21:09,287 --> 00:21:14,055 Don't try too hard. Because the trip back from rock bottom is a bitch. 251 00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:15,782 Look, it's' just a couple of pills. 252 00:21:15,783 --> 00:21:18,487 Just a couple pills and couple more, I'll be pulling you trigger, 253 00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:22,790 - so you don't pulling Hendrix. - I can handle my shit. 254 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:25,749 Sound like me 12 steps ago. 255 00:21:27,558 --> 00:21:30,150 Twelve, eleven, 256 00:21:30,151 --> 00:21:33,872 ten, nine, eight, 257 00:21:33,874 --> 00:21:39,102 seven, six, five, four... 258 00:21:39,514 --> 00:21:41,670 ...two, one. 259 00:21:41,671 --> 00:21:45,862 - Who's got the next motherfuckers? - Right here, Sebastic Warriors. 260 00:21:45,863 --> 00:21:49,606 - Can you handle these balls? - He's sober. 261 00:21:49,607 --> 00:21:52,455 But I'm drinking for two. So yes, I can handle this. 262 00:21:52,456 --> 00:21:57,455 - Beer pong is foreplay. - And you're about to get fucked. 263 00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:28,774 Double or nothing. 264 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:38,169 Needs more coke. 265 00:23:59,942 --> 00:24:02,245 You all right in there? 266 00:24:25,991 --> 00:24:28,302 Single tear. 267 00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:36,654 How far you gonna take it? 268 00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:41,902 Full fist. No Vaseline. 269 00:24:45,095 --> 00:24:49,298 David Bowie! Again. 270 00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:52,742 - I almost save the last one for later. - No, no, no, no. 271 00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:55,430 No, no. Rock bottom, rock... What is it? 272 00:24:55,431 --> 00:24:57,926 Think John Bonham leaves fucking shit in his dressing room? 273 00:24:57,927 --> 00:24:59,526 You think Ginger Baby didn't do this? 274 00:24:59,527 --> 00:25:02,446 You think Keith Moon didn't do the fucking line? 275 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:11,486 Toss Dunbar on drums, ladies and gentlemen. 276 00:25:11,815 --> 00:25:15,406 I feel like the drummer from Def Leppard. 277 00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:22,357 What the fuck is that? 278 00:25:26,215 --> 00:25:29,933 - Is that my fucking girlfriend? - Dude, that's your girlfriend fucking. 279 00:25:36,518 --> 00:25:39,726 You ever make her to that? 280 00:25:43,462 --> 00:25:45,285 Fuck. 281 00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:48,838 It's been over for a long time, Toss. You know it, I know it. 282 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,598 That half attractive dyke knows it. 283 00:25:50,599 --> 00:25:53,218 - Toss, not here! - Why not? 284 00:25:55,271 --> 00:25:57,765 - That didn't stop you at dinner. - Fuck you, Toss. 285 00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:00,550 Fuck me? Is today my birthday? 286 00:26:00,551 --> 00:26:04,422 You know what? I hope fame does find you, I really do. 287 00:26:04,423 --> 00:26:07,590 Because you'll just fuck it up. That's what you do. 288 00:26:07,591 --> 00:26:13,870 You're just a druggie. Fuck up. Loser. 289 00:26:17,223 --> 00:26:20,206 You... you make me want drugs. 290 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:27,014 What?! 291 00:26:27,015 --> 00:26:30,789 Hey dude. Like... we're cool, right? 292 00:26:36,102 --> 00:26:38,578 What the fuck you looking at? 293 00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:42,254 This was supposed to be a celebration. 294 00:26:50,630 --> 00:26:52,990 Yes! Whoa! 295 00:26:55,847 --> 00:27:01,446 - Okay. So, what happen to Gunther? - I don't know, it all went black. 296 00:27:01,447 --> 00:27:04,166 You got all that from drinking, smoking, and popping a few pills? 297 00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:06,982 Well, yeah, and a decent buzz. 298 00:27:06,983 --> 00:27:08,966 Shato Margo, really? 299 00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:13,109 - Oh, yeah. Chas eared this one. - Wait... 300 00:27:17,606 --> 00:27:22,886 You are serious. Yeah... get in there. 301 00:27:22,887 --> 00:27:26,278 You fill the hole that your dad left when he walked out your life. 302 00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:28,718 Go ahead, down the hatch. 303 00:27:34,598 --> 00:27:36,459 At least we don't fight like that. 304 00:27:38,214 --> 00:27:40,445 Right babe? 305 00:27:40,678 --> 00:27:42,653 Jenny? 306 00:27:51,718 --> 00:27:54,389 I told you I'd be there for you. 307 00:27:54,982 --> 00:27:58,745 Honey? That's my drink. 308 00:28:04,646 --> 00:28:08,964 Spencer. Why don't you run along and ruin someone else's night, suit? 309 00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:12,069 Come on, Eddie. Don't be jealous. 310 00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:15,253 Of what? That fashion beard? 311 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:18,470 Seriously. 312 00:28:18,471 --> 00:28:20,646 I left two inches out so she wouldn't fall in love. 313 00:28:20,647 --> 00:28:23,110 - Say that to me again right now. - He's not worth it. 314 00:28:23,111 --> 00:28:26,377 Eddie, your contract is up. 315 00:28:26,406 --> 00:28:29,542 I'd love to stay and chat, buddy. 316 00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:33,077 Hmm. That's actually not true. 317 00:28:34,342 --> 00:28:37,125 I guess this beer was for my Fiance. 318 00:28:37,126 --> 00:28:38,914 Yeah. 319 00:28:41,734 --> 00:28:44,134 What were you doing flirting with that douche nozzle? 320 00:28:44,135 --> 00:28:46,502 Spencer? Please! I was insulting him. 321 00:28:46,503 --> 00:28:49,062 - Yeah, that's how you flirt. - Don't worry about it. 322 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:52,090 By tomorrow night you gonna have groupies all over you. 323 00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:59,705 Not if you come with. 324 00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:07,141 Look, ever since I gave Reuben your stuff, he's taken a real interest in my career. 325 00:29:07,142 --> 00:29:09,357 That's great, babe and I'll be here when... 326 00:29:09,358 --> 00:29:11,685 It is great. I'm finally getting somewhere. 327 00:29:11,686 --> 00:29:15,606 I can't just, leave my life to watch you live yours. 328 00:29:15,907 --> 00:29:17,482 Jenny. 329 00:29:18,343 --> 00:29:21,406 - Baby, I want this to work. - I... 330 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,034 Of my god. 331 00:29:26,535 --> 00:29:29,190 What the fuck is this? Prom? 332 00:29:29,891 --> 00:29:33,542 If it were prom, you might be at least getting laid. 333 00:29:34,543 --> 00:29:37,542 Today just ain't your day, bro. 334 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:40,422 Shit. I didn't remember anything about Gunther. 335 00:29:40,423 --> 00:29:44,157 But, you remembered something. 336 00:29:46,182 --> 00:29:49,830 Maybe, we gotta take this, 337 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,270 to another level. 338 00:29:51,271 --> 00:29:56,198 - I don't think I have another level. - There, there. Take your medicine. 339 00:29:56,199 --> 00:29:58,065 Come on. 340 00:29:58,087 --> 00:30:00,197 You can do it. You're a big boy now. 341 00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:04,149 - It's four twenty somewhere. - Atta boy. 342 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,133 Ah yes. 343 00:30:08,134 --> 00:30:12,724 Yes... to work... work. 344 00:30:13,574 --> 00:30:15,942 - I need more weed. - Gocha, dude. 345 00:30:15,943 --> 00:30:19,470 - Come on. - Thank you. 346 00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:35,886 Who is this filthy slut? And why does she smell like a dead homeless person? 347 00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:40,294 Gunther? Oh, fuck! 348 00:30:40,295 --> 00:30:42,918 Holy, that is the sexiest thing you could pull last night? 349 00:30:42,919 --> 00:30:45,798 - Cover it up, man! - Yeah, you like that? 350 00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:48,197 Oh, I'm gonna have me a coupla' Minotaur kids... 351 00:30:48,198 --> 00:30:50,117 Cover it up! Cover it up. 352 00:30:50,118 --> 00:30:54,061 It's the best day of my life and you won't even let me enjoy it? 353 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:02,421 You motherfucker. 354 00:31:02,887 --> 00:31:06,870 Well, at least someone in this house knows how to greet me. 355 00:31:22,118 --> 00:31:23,978 Where the hell have you been? 356 00:31:24,998 --> 00:31:26,310 I'm sorry, Eddie. 357 00:31:26,311 --> 00:31:29,350 I didn't realize I had to check in with the Miss of the house before I left. 358 00:31:29,351 --> 00:31:32,805 First thing's fucking last, okay? Do you have any coke? 359 00:31:32,806 --> 00:31:35,458 Do I look like an amateur? 360 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:38,918 - I can murder you right now. - For what? 361 00:31:38,919 --> 00:31:41,222 - For being awesome? - For one, there's a corpse in the pool. 362 00:31:41,223 --> 00:31:43,398 Yeah I know. I saw him when I took my morning swim. 363 00:31:43,399 --> 00:31:46,692 - What? - What do you want me to do about it? 364 00:31:46,853 --> 00:31:50,429 I guess nothing. Just act like an asshole as usual. That's what you good at. 365 00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:55,433 Ey, mate. Look, last night was not my fault. I was drinking whiskey. 366 00:31:56,518 --> 00:31:59,762 You know what? That's your excuse for everything, bro. 367 00:31:59,863 --> 00:32:03,418 Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the dead deer. 368 00:32:03,419 --> 00:32:05,545 Come here! I'm gonna kill you. 369 00:32:06,214 --> 00:32:08,837 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 370 00:32:08,838 --> 00:32:11,398 Eddie, maybe we should find out what he knows before you kill him. 371 00:32:11,399 --> 00:32:14,566 - Jenny broke up with me because of you. - Alright, yeah, it's because of me. 372 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:18,214 Nothing to do with your little penis and K.D. Lang haircut. 373 00:32:18,215 --> 00:32:20,613 Enough with the fake British accent! 374 00:32:20,614 --> 00:32:25,490 Oh, you wanna get real? Come on, let's get real! 375 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,028 Come on. 376 00:32:38,038 --> 00:32:40,581 Fucking asshole! 377 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:44,390 You sons of bitches. 378 00:32:44,391 --> 00:32:49,412 - Do you wanna find the contract or not? - I don't care anymore. I fucking quit. 379 00:32:51,206 --> 00:32:53,765 I fucking quit. 380 00:32:58,598 --> 00:33:00,966 What did you do? 381 00:33:00,967 --> 00:33:02,470 Nothing. 382 00:33:27,365 --> 00:33:31,685 - Come on, have a drink with me. - Sorry honey, you are not my type. 383 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,397 Bitch. 384 00:33:35,398 --> 00:33:38,821 - Just one drink. - Fine. 385 00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:44,885 - Oh! You just spilled forty dollars. - Beat it, nerd. 386 00:33:45,286 --> 00:33:48,813 - You again. - Me. Again. 387 00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:55,000 Why don't we go some place and get shady? 388 00:33:57,543 --> 00:33:58,981 Oh, my god. 389 00:33:58,982 --> 00:34:01,925 What the fuck! Is this prom? 390 00:34:01,926 --> 00:34:05,289 If it were prom, you might be getting laid. 391 00:34:20,213 --> 00:34:22,110 Get out of my way. 392 00:34:23,814 --> 00:34:27,589 Wow, you guys throw a great party. Wish I was invited. 393 00:34:27,590 --> 00:34:32,462 Yeah, it was an impromptu thing. I have no idea it's gonna happen. 394 00:34:35,461 --> 00:34:40,308 You guys told one person at the school for the terminally hip? 395 00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:46,885 You know, I've got a better idea. 396 00:34:51,238 --> 00:34:53,785 Yeah, keep going. 397 00:35:13,510 --> 00:35:17,253 Easy, easy, easy. Business before pleasure. 398 00:35:17,254 --> 00:35:21,605 Oh, but pleasure is my business. 399 00:35:24,606 --> 00:35:27,161 We forget how this works? 400 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:40,422 You, are turing into my best customer. 401 00:35:40,423 --> 00:35:44,957 You are very welcome. 402 00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,358 Maybe we should take a break, huh? 403 00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:50,790 You can't break up with me. You are my drug dealer. 404 00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:52,902 You broke with me first, remember? 405 00:35:52,903 --> 00:35:56,421 - We are really going there? - We don't have to. 406 00:35:56,422 --> 00:36:00,517 I don't have a problem. I just need to hide my stash better. 407 00:36:00,518 --> 00:36:04,214 Yeah well, if you can't get it up again, I'll know you are lying. 408 00:36:04,415 --> 00:36:07,158 Wanna do some ecstasy? 409 00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:09,613 You got any viagra? 410 00:36:16,518 --> 00:36:18,118 Baby... 411 00:36:26,407 --> 00:36:29,638 - How about a little privacy! - Are you serious, Chas? 412 00:36:29,639 --> 00:36:33,701 - That's lame, even for you. - I'm going to fuc... 413 00:36:33,702 --> 00:36:37,157 Jenny, wait. Hold on, I can explain this. Jenny, wait. Give me a second. 414 00:36:37,158 --> 00:36:40,517 This is not what it looks like. Jenny, wait! 415 00:36:40,518 --> 00:36:44,902 Damn it, Chas. Why can't you just fuck in your own room like a normal human being? 416 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:47,301 Do I look like a normal human being to you? 417 00:36:47,302 --> 00:36:48,709 - This is the last time. - Or what? 418 00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:50,885 What? You gonna quit the band, Eddie? 419 00:36:50,886 --> 00:36:53,253 - Yeah. - You're the rhythm guitarist. 420 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:56,658 I write the music, you cocksucker. 421 00:36:59,430 --> 00:37:03,365 So, got any condoms? 422 00:37:03,366 --> 00:37:05,285 What's a condom? 423 00:37:07,286 --> 00:37:10,245 Looks like you gonna have to blow me. 424 00:37:10,246 --> 00:37:14,445 Does that mean I get to tongue punch your firebox? 425 00:37:22,054 --> 00:37:27,053 Oh, Chas. 426 00:37:29,554 --> 00:37:33,849 Chas! What the fuck does that have to do with anything? 427 00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:37,253 Nothing. This is just a great story. 428 00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:39,245 I'd love to hear the girl's side of that story. 429 00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:42,394 I bet you would that's cuz you like being lied to. 430 00:37:43,334 --> 00:37:45,669 Got any condoms? 431 00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:46,990 What's a condom? 432 00:37:51,982 --> 00:37:54,913 Oh, Chas... 433 00:37:55,014 --> 00:37:57,873 Oh, Chas! 434 00:37:57,899 --> 00:38:01,870 Oh! Oh, Chas! 435 00:38:13,510 --> 00:38:15,533 What are you doing? 436 00:38:16,034 --> 00:38:20,573 I'm getting ready to go out and enjoy the party that you didn't invite me to. 437 00:38:21,974 --> 00:38:24,742 Wait... 438 00:38:24,743 --> 00:38:28,133 What about... my turn? 439 00:38:28,134 --> 00:38:31,333 Oh, it is your turn, you selfish prick. 440 00:38:31,334 --> 00:38:32,525 Layla, wait. 441 00:38:32,526 --> 00:38:37,222 Chas, I'm done waiting. Maybe now you can think of someone other than yourself. 442 00:38:37,223 --> 00:38:39,717 Okay, hang on. Hang on. 443 00:38:42,598 --> 00:38:44,865 I've got a condom. 444 00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:49,713 Great! Now you can go fuck yourself. 445 00:38:55,525 --> 00:39:00,621 Easy, gunpowder. Oh, a straw. Perfect. 446 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:10,725 Go fuck yourself, I mean, hello. Hello, hey... Hey. 447 00:39:10,726 --> 00:39:12,645 Yeah. 448 00:39:13,846 --> 00:39:18,708 What? Well, I mean we can't find Gunther, but everybody... 449 00:39:19,685 --> 00:39:22,216 Yeah, we'll all be here. 450 00:39:22,245 --> 00:39:24,353 Bye, love. 451 00:39:24,549 --> 00:39:26,277 That was Spencer, 452 00:39:26,278 --> 00:39:29,753 he's on his way over here right now, with great news about out contract. 453 00:39:30,246 --> 00:39:33,989 - What the fuck does that mean? - I'm fluent in douche. It's not good. 454 00:39:33,990 --> 00:39:38,245 Look, I'll go break it to Eddie, okay? 455 00:39:38,246 --> 00:39:42,117 You think you can keep you little hipster friend away from the pool? 456 00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:44,741 I think I can... 457 00:39:44,742 --> 00:39:47,436 get fucked up trying. 458 00:40:20,613 --> 00:40:23,681 A little early for that, no? 459 00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:29,044 I'm already halfway to a blackout. 460 00:40:31,269 --> 00:40:34,988 What makes you think you can quit the band? 461 00:40:35,973 --> 00:40:38,821 Because I'd rather not hit the big time and be with her, 462 00:40:38,822 --> 00:40:42,484 than go on tour with you assholes. 463 00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:49,261 Come on, drink this one through, huh? 464 00:41:19,558 --> 00:41:22,420 You can't quit the band. 465 00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:29,221 No, what I can't do, is deal with Chas' bullshit 24/7 for the next six months. 466 00:41:29,222 --> 00:41:32,325 It's a small price to pay for rock super stardom. 467 00:41:32,326 --> 00:41:34,260 I'll kill him. 468 00:41:34,981 --> 00:41:37,221 I mean, I'm talking, literal, 469 00:41:37,222 --> 00:41:39,789 straight, fucking murder. 470 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:42,182 You think Fleetwood Mac didn't want to kill each other? The Police? 471 00:41:42,183 --> 00:41:45,748 Those guys fucking hate each other. But it fuels the music. 472 00:41:51,589 --> 00:41:54,804 What if she's the one? 473 00:41:55,589 --> 00:41:57,785 Eduardo, 474 00:41:57,786 --> 00:42:01,093 ten years from now, Jenny may or may not be the mother of you children. 475 00:42:01,094 --> 00:42:05,093 But if you don't go on this tour, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. 476 00:42:05,094 --> 00:42:09,556 Opportunity like this, don't come around that often. 477 00:42:11,205 --> 00:42:13,641 Let's face facts, man. 478 00:42:14,342 --> 00:42:16,564 You destroy the guitar. 479 00:42:17,189 --> 00:42:21,541 - I write all out music, man. - I'm fucking with you, kiddo. 480 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:24,013 I'm with you, man. Just fucking around. 481 00:42:28,390 --> 00:42:30,592 Listen to me, 482 00:42:30,629 --> 00:42:33,056 I've been around the block. 483 00:42:34,053 --> 00:42:37,124 I put records out. I've been on tour, all over world. 484 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:42,164 This is my last shot. And I know it. 485 00:42:43,045 --> 00:42:46,292 You may never get another shot. 486 00:42:47,205 --> 00:42:50,853 And you could write a song that could live forever. 487 00:42:50,854 --> 00:42:54,085 Everyone wants to be where you are right now. 488 00:42:54,086 --> 00:42:58,420 If you wanna let that slip away cuz you're in love with some girl, 489 00:42:58,885 --> 00:43:02,557 Cool. But just do me one favor... 490 00:43:03,366 --> 00:43:09,044 Please be damn sure, that this girl means something to you. 491 00:43:09,637 --> 00:43:12,781 - Gang bang my life. - Yep. 492 00:43:19,525 --> 00:43:22,381 - You're right. - I know. 493 00:43:25,957 --> 00:43:28,468 You in? 494 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:32,028 You're in. 495 00:43:32,101 --> 00:43:34,885 Let's rock every stadium, 496 00:43:34,886 --> 00:43:39,749 take every drug, bang every groupie, until one of us dies. 497 00:43:41,734 --> 00:43:43,397 You're sober, man. 498 00:43:43,398 --> 00:43:45,349 Yeah, it's the same goes to sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll. 499 00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:48,312 I can't leave one out because I don't drink anymore. 500 00:43:49,862 --> 00:43:52,637 Hello. 501 00:43:53,638 --> 00:43:56,965 You are either with us, 502 00:43:56,966 --> 00:44:00,005 or you're against us. 503 00:44:00,006 --> 00:44:02,501 You think you pussies can handle two at a time? 504 00:44:02,502 --> 00:44:06,356 Sorry, doll face. I'm sober, and this kid is lame. 505 00:44:07,173 --> 00:44:09,996 Hi. I'm Layla. 506 00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:13,701 Gunther Shea. 507 00:44:13,702 --> 00:44:14,725 And this... 508 00:44:14,726 --> 00:44:17,413 Is the most boring person in the world. 509 00:44:17,414 --> 00:44:20,248 - Oh, you've met. - Yeah. 510 00:44:21,029 --> 00:44:24,869 Your hands, so petite. 511 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:27,961 My cock's gonna look huge in this. 512 00:44:29,190 --> 00:44:33,637 Well, I think this guy is not against you, but... 513 00:44:33,638 --> 00:44:37,380 if you'll excuse me, I gonna go find my girl. 514 00:44:37,381 --> 00:44:39,205 I told you. 515 00:44:39,206 --> 00:44:41,220 More for us, babe. 516 00:44:41,221 --> 00:44:44,645 Welcome to the Gentlemen's Lounge, shall we? 517 00:44:44,646 --> 00:44:47,436 I love you. 518 00:44:52,870 --> 00:44:54,245 What the fuck, Spencer? 519 00:44:54,246 --> 00:44:56,324 Why don't you take me outside so I can teach you a lesson? 520 00:44:56,325 --> 00:44:59,148 Jenny's not here to save you this time. 521 00:44:59,149 --> 00:45:02,853 I got six inches on you, buddy. And I'm taller. 522 00:45:02,854 --> 00:45:07,461 - Why you have to be such a douche bag? - That's Mr. Douche Bag to you, okay? 523 00:45:07,462 --> 00:45:10,085 But since you ask, six nights a week, 524 00:45:10,086 --> 00:45:14,116 three venues a night, I scour this town for talent. 525 00:45:14,117 --> 00:45:18,149 And Ruben, he sees you online, for free, while he was busy not working. 526 00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:20,037 And now I have to deal with four talentless hacks 527 00:45:20,038 --> 00:45:22,053 with a Macbook Pro and too much time on the hands. 528 00:45:22,054 --> 00:45:23,525 Well, why don't you tell me how you really feel. 529 00:45:23,526 --> 00:45:26,789 I really feel that in 20 years, you'll be still making bad music, 530 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:30,498 while I'll be balls deep in your girlfriend, and sport fucking your sister on the side. 531 00:45:34,277 --> 00:45:37,925 No wonder Jenny doesn't want to be near you right now. You stink. 532 00:45:37,926 --> 00:45:39,877 You've seen Jenny? 533 00:45:39,878 --> 00:45:42,989 Easy, tiger. This is cashmere. 534 00:45:43,686 --> 00:45:46,341 Where is she, you son of a bitch? 535 00:45:46,342 --> 00:45:49,573 She needed a friend, okay? 536 00:45:49,574 --> 00:45:54,068 And as a friend, she doesn't want to see you right now. 537 00:45:54,981 --> 00:45:56,980 Oh, hey, Reuben! 538 00:45:57,637 --> 00:46:00,852 I'm sure he'd love to see this. 539 00:46:03,141 --> 00:46:06,469 Now, if you need me, 540 00:46:06,470 --> 00:46:10,496 I'll be convincing this "has been" that you're a "never will be". 541 00:46:22,693 --> 00:46:24,757 Jenny? 542 00:46:26,469 --> 00:46:28,140 Jenny! 543 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:26,605 Oh... Come the fuck on. 544 00:47:31,238 --> 00:47:33,924 I wonder what kinda douche bag Spencer's got in store for us. 545 00:47:33,925 --> 00:47:36,261 Dude, I don't know what I'm gonna do if he pushes me the wrong way right now. 546 00:47:36,262 --> 00:47:39,341 - I'll do all the talking. - Great, that's reassuring. 547 00:47:45,188 --> 00:47:50,340 Well, well, well. If it ain't Mahoney and Tuckleberry. 548 00:47:50,341 --> 00:47:52,868 Where's the black guys does the sound effects? 549 00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:56,325 One of you guys Edward Mesmerberg? 550 00:47:56,326 --> 00:47:58,853 Mesmerberg? 551 00:47:58,854 --> 00:48:01,573 Yes, I am, officers. 552 00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:03,045 Can I help you? 553 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:06,073 Yeah, we're here to investigate a noise complaint we got this morning 554 00:48:06,074 --> 00:48:09,765 that maybe related to the disappearance of Mr. Reuben Adler. 555 00:48:09,766 --> 00:48:12,133 What? Reuben is missing? 556 00:48:12,134 --> 00:48:15,269 Well he didn't go home last night. And didn't show up for work this morning. 557 00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:17,868 Needless to say, a lot of important people are worried about him. 558 00:48:17,869 --> 00:48:21,764 We have reason to believe this was the last place he was seen. 559 00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:23,956 That is the rumor. 560 00:48:25,156 --> 00:48:26,276 Oh, wait. 561 00:48:26,277 --> 00:48:28,965 Is he a grippy fat person? 562 00:48:28,966 --> 00:48:32,428 Dark hair, well-built. Kinda Jewy-looking. 563 00:48:37,628 --> 00:48:39,256 Excuse me. 564 00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:47,332 Who's your decorator? Amy Winehouse? 565 00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:50,212 We uh... had a few people over last night. 566 00:48:50,213 --> 00:48:52,325 That explains the noise complaints. 567 00:48:52,326 --> 00:48:56,069 I don't know who complained. I mean... the world was here. 568 00:48:56,070 --> 00:49:00,164 Yeah. According to our report we got this morning at 4:48 AM. 569 00:49:00,165 --> 00:49:03,789 That was like, eight house ago? You guys run by the cable company? 570 00:49:04,646 --> 00:49:08,788 Sorry, officers. My friend here, is uh... 571 00:49:09,253 --> 00:49:11,748 - drunk. - I'm not drunk. 572 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:14,292 I'm a bit tipsy. 573 00:49:14,693 --> 00:49:16,804 Give me that. 574 00:49:16,805 --> 00:49:20,805 We're just getting here now because we were gleaning evidence from Mr. Adler's car, 575 00:49:20,806 --> 00:49:22,212 which was found near LA LAX. 576 00:49:22,213 --> 00:49:26,084 That evidence points to a suspect. With a list of priors as long as my johnson. 577 00:49:26,085 --> 00:49:28,467 This guy's johnson. 578 00:49:29,124 --> 00:49:31,652 We spent the next four hours hunting down said suspect, 579 00:49:31,653 --> 00:49:35,621 then the next three interrogating him. I need you to corroborate this story. 580 00:49:35,622 --> 00:49:37,989 Yeah, um... 581 00:49:37,990 --> 00:49:42,980 Said suspect, his name doesn't happen to be, Gunther Shea, does it? 582 00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:45,989 Our suspect is Mr. James White. 583 00:49:45,990 --> 00:49:49,484 - AKA Filipino James. You know him? - No. 584 00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:52,389 Now, see, last night was an alcohol fueled haze. 585 00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:54,021 Just like this afternoon, apparently. 586 00:49:54,022 --> 00:49:57,541 Uh excuse me, we're drinking to remember. It's science, so... 587 00:49:57,542 --> 00:50:01,093 Right, and it's still a little bit hazy, Officers. 588 00:50:01,094 --> 00:50:04,069 You boys wanna go to jail for obstructing justice? 589 00:50:04,070 --> 00:50:07,364 No, sir. But I'm sorry to say we're almost out of booze. 590 00:50:07,365 --> 00:50:11,212 Why don't you collect a few statements? 591 00:50:13,957 --> 00:50:16,500 Love to. 592 00:50:26,054 --> 00:50:26,980 Reuben's in the pool. 593 00:50:26,981 --> 00:50:30,085 - How does a grown ass man drown? - I have no idea. 594 00:50:30,086 --> 00:50:32,620 His sorrow in alcohol. 595 00:50:35,108 --> 00:50:38,500 I'm gonna ask you kindly, son. Put that out. 596 00:50:38,501 --> 00:50:41,509 And I'll tell you kindly... 597 00:50:41,510 --> 00:50:43,781 to go fuck yourself, Dad. 598 00:50:43,782 --> 00:50:47,140 If I gotta ask again, I'm gonna ask with this. 599 00:50:47,141 --> 00:50:50,244 Woo-hoo, I love foreplay. 600 00:50:51,845 --> 00:50:53,773 Oh... I got a prescription. 601 00:50:53,774 --> 00:50:57,587 - Yeah... Let me see that prescription. - Oh, come on. 602 00:50:57,989 --> 00:51:01,636 Hey Kazansky, you getting anywhere? 603 00:51:01,637 --> 00:51:04,492 I don't know. Am I? 604 00:51:06,661 --> 00:51:10,908 Hey Howie. You're not gonna believe this shit. Get over here. 605 00:51:12,389 --> 00:51:14,405 Well, maybe we can be each other's bitch in prison. 606 00:51:14,406 --> 00:51:17,088 Don't worry, I'm hung like a Tic Tac. 607 00:51:21,670 --> 00:51:23,332 Hey, is that what I think it is? 608 00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:25,284 I bought his kid one for his birthday. 609 00:51:25,285 --> 00:51:28,901 He loves the shit out of this thing. Can't stop talking about it, for chris sakes. 610 00:51:28,902 --> 00:51:33,767 Hey, officers. Um... I think that the prescription is in my room. 611 00:51:37,733 --> 00:51:41,508 So this is typical Monday afternoon for you boys, huh? 612 00:51:41,509 --> 00:51:43,540 Slow Monday. 613 00:51:45,318 --> 00:51:47,081 What was that? 614 00:51:48,133 --> 00:51:50,724 What was that? 615 00:52:06,598 --> 00:52:08,957 What the hell are you guys into? 616 00:52:12,518 --> 00:52:15,716 Alright. Someone better tell me what the hell happened here last night? 617 00:52:15,717 --> 00:52:18,308 I'm getting tired at the lack of cooperation we're getting here. 618 00:52:18,309 --> 00:52:22,753 Would you please arrest me or get me out of this because I'm gonna shit my pants. 619 00:52:23,205 --> 00:52:27,717 The next thing I remember I woke up to my girlfriend breaking up with me. 620 00:52:28,318 --> 00:52:31,553 Because she thought I had another girl in my bed. 621 00:52:31,554 --> 00:52:33,364 Who were you in bed with? 622 00:52:33,767 --> 00:52:35,397 - A dead deer. - What?! 623 00:52:35,398 --> 00:52:38,692 What, uh... my, uh, associate meant today was, 624 00:52:38,693 --> 00:52:43,716 hooked up with a deer face chick and she was really gross. 625 00:52:43,717 --> 00:52:46,340 You mean to tell me you don't even know if Adler was here? 626 00:52:46,341 --> 00:52:50,208 Unless you've got something stronger than this. I'm afraid not. 627 00:52:51,525 --> 00:52:53,604 Your friend here better be able to fill in some holes. 628 00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:55,401 That's my specialty. 629 00:52:57,285 --> 00:52:59,372 He's the sober one? 630 00:53:02,886 --> 00:53:04,723 Great! 631 00:53:04,772 --> 00:53:07,400 The band's all here. 632 00:53:08,805 --> 00:53:13,316 Pardon me, Officers. I'm Spencer Bayne, Esquire. I'm with the label. 633 00:53:13,317 --> 00:53:15,269 Mind if I have a quick little band meeting with the guys? 634 00:53:15,270 --> 00:53:16,708 - Please. - Thanks. 635 00:53:16,709 --> 00:53:19,876 Fellas, you might wanna bend over for this one. 636 00:53:19,877 --> 00:53:22,404 As you know, Reuben's missing, 637 00:53:22,405 --> 00:53:25,836 and the suspect's a Hall of Famer in Chino. 638 00:53:25,989 --> 00:53:29,044 Suffice to say, the old man's probably not coming back. 639 00:53:29,045 --> 00:53:32,901 Which means, I'm promoted, and you are fucked. 640 00:53:32,902 --> 00:53:36,612 But we already signed the contract, right? 641 00:53:36,613 --> 00:53:40,996 The papers you signed are in Reuben's briefcase, which never leaves his side. 642 00:53:40,997 --> 00:53:43,044 And since said the briefcase wasn't recovered, 643 00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:47,045 I'm guessing it's probably in a ditch somewhere next to his rotting corpse. 644 00:53:47,046 --> 00:53:50,372 Now, I was going over my roster of bands, 645 00:53:50,373 --> 00:53:53,188 and I just don't think we're gonna be needing your services anymore. 646 00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:55,748 The tour is off. Go fuck yourselves. 647 00:53:55,749 --> 00:53:59,140 - What? You can't do that. - I can. And I will, Eddie. 648 00:53:59,141 --> 00:54:01,860 But you know what you can't do? Play guitar. 649 00:54:01,861 --> 00:54:05,760 Does anyone here realize I write the fucking music? 650 00:54:05,761 --> 00:54:10,628 Chas, you got all the talent in the world, but you wanna fuck me, 651 00:54:10,629 --> 00:54:12,996 - and that's not gonna happen. - Blow me. 652 00:54:12,997 --> 00:54:16,618 - Toss, you gonna be dead by 30. - I'm 34. 653 00:54:16,619 --> 00:54:20,676 I know. That leaves the legendary Gunther Shea. 654 00:54:20,677 --> 00:54:24,100 The only real asset in the band. What do you say? 655 00:54:24,101 --> 00:54:26,123 Thanks? 656 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:31,076 - What are you doing for lunch? - I drink lunch for breakfast. 657 00:54:31,077 --> 00:54:33,555 That doesn't even make sense. 658 00:54:33,892 --> 00:54:35,364 Oh, I almost forgot. 659 00:54:35,365 --> 00:54:38,404 Eddie, what's the quickest way from here to your girlfriend's mouth? 660 00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:41,732 I'm gonna rip that fashion beard off your face! 661 00:54:41,733 --> 00:54:43,844 Okay, okay, it's cool. 662 00:54:45,733 --> 00:54:48,772 Hey, it's cool. I've got GPS, and I'll find it. 663 00:54:48,773 --> 00:54:53,893 Somebody tell me where the commode is in this joint? I'm growing a tail over here. 664 00:54:53,894 --> 00:54:57,412 You boys better start singing, or we'll bring forensics down here, 665 00:54:57,413 --> 00:54:59,972 drug sniffing dog, we'll come to our own conclusion. 666 00:54:59,973 --> 00:55:02,724 Whoa whoa. Wait, alright. 667 00:55:02,725 --> 00:55:06,884 I'll talk. If I talk, what I say's gonna be used against me in court? 668 00:55:06,885 --> 00:55:08,708 You don't say anything about Adler's disappearance, 669 00:55:08,709 --> 00:55:09,924 I don't care if you plead the fifth. 670 00:55:09,925 --> 00:55:12,260 I always wanted to do that. Yeah, I'm gonna plead the fifth. 671 00:55:12,261 --> 00:55:14,405 I'd like to drink to fifth now, if that's available. 672 00:55:14,406 --> 00:55:16,740 I'd like to drink some water. 673 00:55:16,741 --> 00:55:18,788 Oh, no, thanks. 674 00:55:18,789 --> 00:55:21,555 Give him the water, you punk. 675 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,536 Fucking Vodka! 676 00:55:33,541 --> 00:55:36,556 - You motherfuckers! - Really? 677 00:55:37,157 --> 00:55:38,828 I can't tell. 678 00:55:47,676 --> 00:55:49,508 Where should I start? 679 00:55:49,509 --> 00:55:51,749 Well, we left off with you... 680 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:54,820 being at a "Gentlemen's Lounge" 681 00:55:54,821 --> 00:55:57,836 with Toss and a female names Layla. 682 00:56:00,645 --> 00:56:02,917 Don't let it die a virgin. 683 00:56:02,918 --> 00:56:06,304 Virgins. Thanks for nothing. 684 00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:16,716 This will smoke itself. 685 00:56:17,605 --> 00:56:20,132 Do you guys, um... 686 00:56:20,133 --> 00:56:22,771 wanna do some Ecstasy? 687 00:56:23,332 --> 00:56:26,157 Don't put a question mark where I put a period. 688 00:56:39,716 --> 00:56:42,707 How about you? 689 00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:49,349 Don't threat me with a good time. 690 00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:51,517 We need music. 691 00:56:59,364 --> 00:57:03,924 I'm coming too! Okay... 692 00:57:08,901 --> 00:57:11,844 Come on. I've gotten bigger into smaller. 693 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:14,203 I gotta go around. 694 00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:22,308 One. More. Line. 695 00:57:22,309 --> 00:57:24,356 One. More. Line. 696 00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,659 One more line. 697 00:57:41,348 --> 00:57:44,012 Yeah, Chas. 698 00:57:47,332 --> 00:57:49,587 Rock star! 699 00:57:57,252 --> 00:57:59,684 I'm just kidding. 700 00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,572 I'm just kidding. 701 00:58:06,373 --> 00:58:10,156 - I'm just kidding. - Just kidding... 702 00:58:15,428 --> 00:58:17,660 David Bowie. 703 00:58:18,469 --> 00:58:22,500 Sorry, he got into my panties first, but, you'll have your chance. 704 00:58:22,501 --> 00:58:25,476 - I couldn't pull these off. - You couldn't pull these on. 705 00:58:25,477 --> 00:58:28,452 So, where were we? 706 00:58:28,453 --> 00:58:32,100 We were just talking about that rock star loser who didn't appreciate me. 707 00:58:32,101 --> 00:58:33,924 So you like rock star... 708 00:58:33,925 --> 00:58:37,772 So, you like losers. 709 00:58:38,373 --> 00:58:40,956 What about rock star losers? 710 00:58:56,261 --> 00:59:00,783 It's just a little acid, boys. So... 711 00:59:02,308 --> 00:59:03,684 Who wants me first? 712 00:59:03,685 --> 00:59:06,883 Looks like I'm about to fall off the wagon going 50. 713 00:59:06,884 --> 00:59:09,444 I got dips on the mouth. 714 00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:11,820 Amigo. 715 00:59:31,245 --> 00:59:33,157 Yeah. 716 00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:36,388 Feel like I'm jut being railed like Dumbo. 717 00:59:36,389 --> 00:59:38,729 Thank you for leaving those shoes on. 718 00:59:42,885 --> 00:59:45,412 I always thought I'd be saying this to chas, but Toss, 719 00:59:45,413 --> 00:59:46,788 why don't you come out of the closet? 720 00:59:46,789 --> 00:59:50,188 Yeah, why don't you come over here and hit this? 721 00:59:58,661 --> 01:00:01,412 Oh, well, so, where were we? 722 01:00:01,413 --> 01:00:03,652 Oh, that's right. I know where we were. 723 01:00:03,653 --> 01:00:07,652 You, were just about to blow me. 724 01:00:07,653 --> 01:00:10,820 Ah, yeah, no. It's not gonna happen. 725 01:00:10,821 --> 01:00:12,940 That would be like sucking his dick. 726 01:00:13,285 --> 01:00:16,383 - I blew him and you kissed me. - Not in that order. 727 01:00:16,836 --> 01:00:19,115 Really? 728 01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:22,687 Okay. Whatever. 729 01:00:24,741 --> 01:00:28,356 That's okay. I haven't fucked the guitarist... 730 01:00:28,357 --> 01:00:30,112 yet. 731 01:00:32,516 --> 01:00:36,516 - Where are my notes? - What? 732 01:00:36,517 --> 01:00:39,172 My notes. They were just here. 733 01:00:39,173 --> 01:00:41,484 I seriously have no idea what you are talking about, kid. 734 01:00:41,485 --> 01:00:44,140 You took them, didn't you? 735 01:00:44,869 --> 01:00:47,164 You alright? 736 01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:54,848 The goal gets weird. Weird term pro. 737 01:01:27,781 --> 01:01:30,924 They're all whores. 738 01:02:19,341 --> 01:02:21,299 What are you doing? 739 01:02:21,763 --> 01:02:25,631 Drinking wine. Playing guitar. 740 01:02:27,588 --> 01:02:32,772 Clearly, trying to hook up with myself. You look like shit. 741 01:02:32,773 --> 01:02:37,444 - I can't hear you with that shirt on. - Dude, have you seen Jenny anywhere? 742 01:02:37,445 --> 01:02:41,555 I can't here you with that shirt on. 743 01:02:43,056 --> 01:02:45,059 Help. 744 01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:46,292 Okay. 745 01:02:53,668 --> 01:02:57,335 My brain... is like uh... 746 01:02:57,957 --> 01:03:00,371 hot air balloon. 747 01:03:00,548 --> 01:03:03,236 Cover in a sexless marriage. 748 01:03:03,237 --> 01:03:07,716 So, is that why I'm dressed like a dick head right now? Huh? 749 01:03:10,341 --> 01:03:12,908 Funny. Yeah. 750 01:03:13,477 --> 01:03:16,516 Look, why don't you just pull the trigger and get the rest of that out, alright? 751 01:03:16,517 --> 01:03:20,184 No. The coke's outweighing the booze. 752 01:03:20,773 --> 01:03:23,140 I know Beth had you all fucked up in the head, man. 753 01:03:23,141 --> 01:03:26,916 - But look, you just got... - I'm all fucked up because the LSD... 754 01:03:26,917 --> 01:03:29,663 is stronger than the Ecstasy. 755 01:03:31,173 --> 01:03:35,123 I'm tripping. Balls, man! 756 01:03:37,124 --> 01:03:40,735 I've seen music in here. And colors, man. 757 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:52,267 Jenny? 758 01:03:52,868 --> 01:03:54,020 This is not what it looks like. 759 01:03:54,021 --> 01:03:56,484 - We were just talking, I swear. - See, there. 760 01:03:56,485 --> 01:03:58,244 You can tell she's lying because she's a woman. 761 01:03:58,245 --> 01:04:01,028 - And her lips are moving. - Shut it, Spencer. 762 01:04:01,029 --> 01:04:03,556 - One more word from you and I'm... - How's my dick taste, Eddie? 763 01:04:03,557 --> 01:04:06,563 - Oh, you touch... - Think about it, kiddo... 764 01:04:06,564 --> 01:04:11,783 You hit him, he wins. No contract, no tour. 765 01:04:17,027 --> 01:04:20,484 You know what? You two deserve each other. 766 01:04:20,485 --> 01:04:24,307 Don't say that, please. 767 01:04:24,803 --> 01:04:27,032 It's gonna be fine, buddy. 768 01:04:27,433 --> 01:04:30,307 - I just miss her so much. - Hey Gunther. 769 01:04:30,308 --> 01:04:35,763 That sound advice coming from a guy who's almost made it, what, like six times now? 770 01:04:36,645 --> 01:04:38,360 He's mine. 771 01:05:08,068 --> 01:05:11,623 You want some creep tonight? Bitch. 772 01:05:19,524 --> 01:05:22,035 I thought they'd never leave. 773 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,755 Slut. 774 01:05:42,692 --> 01:05:45,539 Hey, this is Jenny. Sorry I missed your call, leave me... 775 01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:47,523 It's all I got. 776 01:05:47,524 --> 01:05:51,928 Tell me... you got... the contract. 777 01:05:57,380 --> 01:05:58,820 I did, but... 778 01:05:58,821 --> 01:06:01,219 We want answers and we want them now. 779 01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:05,380 Where is our copy of the contract? 780 01:06:05,381 --> 01:06:07,244 I'm gonna shoot that damn thing. 781 01:06:13,731 --> 01:06:16,675 - What, uh, no, no, no... - Shhh... 782 01:06:16,676 --> 01:06:18,444 What? 783 01:06:18,445 --> 01:06:20,707 Hello, Officers. 784 01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:23,364 - Can I help you? - I hope so. 785 01:06:23,365 --> 01:06:26,819 But I stopped by to help the boys clean up. Is, that all right? 786 01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:29,988 - But you need to... - Give me more, give me more... 787 01:06:39,652 --> 01:06:43,024 - What the fuck was that? - Well, here we go. 788 01:06:43,525 --> 01:06:46,212 Pretty sure that girl just found Reuben's dead body in our pool. 789 01:06:46,213 --> 01:06:48,324 - You're shitting me? - Mom was right. 790 01:06:48,325 --> 01:06:50,115 My first record will be criminal. 791 01:06:50,116 --> 01:06:54,139 Where the fuck is our copy of the contract? 792 01:06:55,044 --> 01:06:58,051 Stall the cops. I know what I have to do. 793 01:06:58,052 --> 01:06:59,844 You guys are on your own. I quit. Remember? 794 01:06:59,845 --> 01:07:02,276 Good thing I'm not talking to you... 795 01:07:02,277 --> 01:07:05,604 Guys, stall the freaking cops. Superman's on it. 796 01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:09,123 Have you see my trunk? I'm gonna save this freaking band. 797 01:07:09,124 --> 01:07:14,470 We got a corpse in the pool. Which means this is now a crime scene. Nobody leaves. 798 01:07:24,067 --> 01:07:28,691 - You know the protocol, rookie. - Come the fuck on. He's dead. 799 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:36,547 Watch commander this is car W-2K. Investigating a 10-54. 800 01:07:36,548 --> 01:07:40,451 Requesting paramedics at 90201 Hagen Road. 801 01:07:40,452 --> 01:07:43,460 - 10-23 car W-2K. - 10-4. 802 01:07:43,461 --> 01:07:46,276 - Anything? - Tell them to send the Coroner. 803 01:07:46,277 --> 01:07:48,427 I gonna die if I have to make out with this corpse any longer. 804 01:07:48,428 --> 01:07:50,643 Paramedics are en route. Do you need further assistance? 805 01:07:50,644 --> 01:07:53,764 - Yeah. You'd better send the Coroner. - How about some backup? 806 01:07:53,765 --> 01:07:56,810 How about you do your job and let do me do mine? 807 01:08:02,649 --> 01:08:05,796 This dead body ringing any bells for you boys? 808 01:08:05,797 --> 01:08:10,276 Not yet. Amigo. Toss me one of those. 809 01:08:10,277 --> 01:08:13,283 - This is a fucking clown show. - Hey guys, I don't think so. 810 01:08:13,284 --> 01:08:15,907 We gonna take statements form you later, you can't do it if you are drunk. 811 01:08:15,908 --> 01:08:19,579 This maybe the last beer I have before I lose my anal virginity. 812 01:08:21,604 --> 01:08:23,764 Hey, put the beer down. 813 01:08:24,165 --> 01:08:26,500 Never take me alive. 814 01:08:26,501 --> 01:08:31,204 Kazansky, go get him. I'll take it from here. Hey get the old guy, too. 815 01:08:31,205 --> 01:08:32,643 Let me know if you gotta take a shit, 816 01:08:32,644 --> 01:08:35,852 we wouldn't want you wiping your own ass. You old prick. 817 01:08:42,628 --> 01:08:45,455 Looks like we're going to jail, Eddie. 818 01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:48,547 You know, I was up all night thinking... 819 01:08:48,548 --> 01:08:52,580 Thinking? Is that what the kids call a good old fashioned coke bender these days? 820 01:08:52,581 --> 01:08:55,652 Take it easy, baby dick. I know I messed up. 821 01:08:55,653 --> 01:08:59,363 And then I went over to Jenny's last night, and I tried to fix things. 822 01:08:59,364 --> 01:09:00,863 And? 823 01:09:00,864 --> 01:09:04,982 I mean I tried to reason with her, but... she's a girl. So... 824 01:09:07,268 --> 01:09:09,635 Let's just say... 825 01:09:09,636 --> 01:09:13,299 I don't think she's coming back, mate. 826 01:09:34,404 --> 01:09:39,585 Well, well. Looks like you manage to do in one night what I wanted to do for years. 827 01:09:39,588 --> 01:09:41,380 You murdered my boss. 828 01:09:41,381 --> 01:09:45,091 - Eat my dick, Spencer. - Not if it cured cancer. Chas. 829 01:09:45,092 --> 01:09:47,140 You're gay, and your ass sticks. 830 01:09:47,141 --> 01:09:49,955 Mr. Bayne, would you mind identifying the body for us? 831 01:09:49,956 --> 01:09:53,764 Abso-fucking-lutely not. I was too much of that prick when he was alive. 832 01:09:53,765 --> 01:09:57,252 That's fine. Next of kin has been alerted. I'm sure they'd be glad to do it. 833 01:09:57,253 --> 01:10:01,298 Great. I'll be over here, chillaxing. 834 01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:06,355 Want a front row seat for this. Let's go, baby. 835 01:10:06,660 --> 01:10:08,931 You boys are in a heap of trouble. 836 01:10:08,932 --> 01:10:11,779 Wait, hey! It's okay. I remember last night. 837 01:10:11,780 --> 01:10:14,403 Crackpot, crackpot. Remember! Everything... 838 01:10:14,404 --> 01:10:18,098 Right on. Okay! Hm... 839 01:10:20,964 --> 01:10:24,871 Touchdown... ladies and gentlemen. 840 01:10:25,572 --> 01:10:27,556 I don't feel good. 841 01:10:30,020 --> 01:10:34,098 So, this is how you niggas do it up in the hills, huh? 842 01:10:35,107 --> 01:10:37,851 Samuel L. Jackson. 843 01:10:39,907 --> 01:10:43,043 Oh, my... goodness! 844 01:10:43,044 --> 01:10:46,283 Filipino James. Theses are my darlings. 845 01:10:46,284 --> 01:10:49,867 - Darlings, say hello to, uh... - Jenny. 846 01:10:50,979 --> 01:10:55,043 - Bitch, you wanna die tonight? - I was uh, just leaving. 847 01:10:55,044 --> 01:10:58,275 You look upset, baby girl. Wanna talk to daddy about it? 848 01:10:58,276 --> 01:11:01,763 I don't know you but I know what you're doing. And it is not gonna work. 849 01:11:01,764 --> 01:11:05,060 Woo! Sharp tongue. I like that in a bitch. 850 01:11:05,061 --> 01:11:07,402 Excuse me. 851 01:11:14,852 --> 01:11:17,091 Look, we looking for Chas. We the entertainment. 852 01:11:17,092 --> 01:11:19,418 That's typical. 853 01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:25,452 Find that nigga Chas and give him everything that he has coming to him. 854 01:11:25,453 --> 01:11:27,043 Nothing more. You hear me? 855 01:11:27,044 --> 01:11:33,491 Now, who's this whore gotta blow to get me a drink up in this bitch? 856 01:11:40,311 --> 01:11:42,354 Is that your briefcase? 857 01:11:42,948 --> 01:11:46,898 Alright, I think we got some code 45... 858 01:11:47,748 --> 01:11:49,603 It's a... 859 01:11:49,604 --> 01:11:51,844 Nice place you guys got here. 860 01:11:51,845 --> 01:11:54,628 Yeah, we like it, we like it. 861 01:11:54,629 --> 01:11:57,604 - You rent? - Yep, yep, we rent. 862 01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:00,675 It's the worst house on the block, but we're on the block. 863 01:12:06,156 --> 01:12:08,291 Do you have any crack? 864 01:12:08,292 --> 01:12:10,531 Jenny? 865 01:12:10,532 --> 01:12:13,427 - You see her anywhere, man? - What? No, she left. I don't know. 866 01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:15,844 I don't know right now. Give me that. Give me that. 867 01:12:15,845 --> 01:12:17,123 Bitch did not look happy. 868 01:12:17,124 --> 01:12:21,123 Look, you gotta beat that shit out of her before it becomes a fucking problem. 869 01:12:21,124 --> 01:12:22,371 Fuck me. 870 01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:24,996 - You a friend of Chas? - Not anymore. 871 01:12:24,997 --> 01:12:28,771 Damn. That coulda been arranged. One of my bitches. 872 01:12:28,772 --> 01:12:32,939 Honest, hard-working people are trying to do coke. 873 01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:35,779 What the fuck is going on here? 874 01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:37,987 There's a pimp and some entrepreneurs. 875 01:12:37,988 --> 01:12:40,875 - And crack. - And crack. 876 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:44,188 You boys ready to rock? 877 01:13:13,444 --> 01:13:14,403 Get it off me! 878 01:13:14,404 --> 01:13:17,746 Easy, playa. 879 01:13:23,748 --> 01:13:25,027 What? You're better than me? 880 01:13:25,028 --> 01:13:27,491 Fool! She's deaf! 881 01:13:27,492 --> 01:13:30,738 This chick's got a listening problem. 882 01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:33,867 I'm stuck, you dick! 883 01:13:35,716 --> 01:13:37,507 Time's up. 884 01:13:37,508 --> 01:13:42,363 Lollipops, you off the clock so get up off the cock. 885 01:13:43,364 --> 01:13:45,458 What about me? 886 01:13:48,388 --> 01:13:51,018 I love your accent. 887 01:14:17,155 --> 01:14:21,035 Damn... That's gonna cost extra. 888 01:14:21,796 --> 01:14:24,387 Hey, you got any crack? 889 01:14:24,388 --> 01:14:26,811 Nigga... I'ma crack you. 890 01:14:28,196 --> 01:14:30,770 How much money you got? 891 01:14:35,139 --> 01:14:38,174 Oh, come on. Dude. 892 01:14:53,379 --> 01:14:58,435 I wasn't finished. I know, I think I left a ring inside of her. 893 01:14:58,436 --> 01:15:00,419 Yo cards are all maxed, fool. 894 01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:03,211 So unless you got cash, you're finished. 895 01:15:03,212 --> 01:15:06,947 Look, we got one, two, three, four hos in here. 896 01:15:06,948 --> 01:15:11,407 We've been here an hour. That's a grand easy. 897 01:15:13,316 --> 01:15:15,555 Grand. 898 01:15:15,556 --> 01:15:17,347 I don't have that kinda money. 899 01:15:17,348 --> 01:15:23,075 Nigga, you best give me my money. Or someone has to get, physical. 900 01:15:23,076 --> 01:15:25,879 No James. He's out best customer. 901 01:15:27,652 --> 01:15:30,819 We ain't here pro-boner bitch! You finger fuck yourself, 902 01:15:30,820 --> 01:15:36,331 I'd better get 55 dollars and 39 cents. You understand? 903 01:15:36,932 --> 01:15:38,723 You shouldn't have done that. 904 01:15:38,724 --> 01:15:42,403 Look, I go take a shit, I call that bitch. 905 01:15:42,404 --> 01:15:44,822 What you gonna do about it, hippie? 906 01:15:49,443 --> 01:15:51,171 Run! 907 01:15:51,172 --> 01:15:53,091 Do her. 908 01:15:53,092 --> 01:15:55,434 Save her. 909 01:15:57,443 --> 01:15:59,842 I'm gonna regulate. 910 01:16:02,627 --> 01:16:04,747 Gun! 911 01:16:30,399 --> 01:16:33,190 Hands to heaven, motherfucker. 912 01:16:40,604 --> 01:16:43,467 You don't even know how to use that, bitch. 913 01:16:43,524 --> 01:16:46,403 Okay, okay, hey hey hey... 914 01:16:46,404 --> 01:16:49,987 How about... I cut you both a little discount. Huh? 915 01:16:49,988 --> 01:16:52,779 Say five hundred. 916 01:16:55,524 --> 01:16:58,042 Way to kill Bambi. 917 01:17:15,299 --> 01:17:18,474 Hello there. Are you okay? 918 01:17:24,459 --> 01:17:28,227 My fiance would kill me if we're doing this, but hi. I'm Layla. 919 01:17:28,228 --> 01:17:32,003 If I wanted any lip service from you, I'd let down my zipper. 920 01:17:32,004 --> 01:17:33,666 Oh, okay. 921 01:17:44,068 --> 01:17:46,947 Please, please! Just one rock. I gotta have that crack. 922 01:17:46,948 --> 01:17:51,971 Give it to me, Come on, brother man. I'm sorry I was gonna shot you. 923 01:17:51,972 --> 01:17:55,114 I was just fuc... No, no... 924 01:18:05,412 --> 01:18:07,538 Wait a second, 925 01:18:08,547 --> 01:18:12,599 you're telling me, Chas really is half a gay? 926 01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:16,803 You know I may have a small cocaine and hooker problem. 927 01:18:16,804 --> 01:18:19,746 And apparently you like getting pumped more than a pair of Reeboks. 928 01:18:19,747 --> 01:18:22,882 No. Apparently "Jagermeister" is German for "makes me kiss boy". 929 01:18:22,883 --> 01:18:27,907 Enough. Where's the girl Reuben left with? Layla? Anybody have her number? 930 01:18:27,908 --> 01:18:30,147 I'll suck your dick. Just give me the crack. 931 01:18:30,148 --> 01:18:34,386 - I don't get digits, I give them. - Last night must be an exception. 932 01:18:35,747 --> 01:18:38,446 Hey boys, take it easy. Take it easy! 933 01:18:40,003 --> 01:18:43,427 All right. Everybody calm down. Right now, you hear me? 934 01:18:43,428 --> 01:18:47,351 - Okay, okay. - I say calm down, you hear me? 935 01:19:01,603 --> 01:19:04,466 I regret nothing! 936 01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:15,299 Son of a bitch! 937 01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:18,435 - Lookit, lookit what I found. - You found the briefcase. 938 01:19:18,436 --> 01:19:22,595 - What the shit do you care? - You should care. It's Hermes. 939 01:19:22,596 --> 01:19:27,899 Oh, what kinda party are you all having, why wasn't I invited? 940 01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:33,027 I'll take that. This is company property if I'm not mistaken, right Officers? 941 01:19:33,028 --> 01:19:37,123 A long as it doesn't have any evidence pertaining to the body. 942 01:19:37,124 --> 01:19:39,715 - At least I get one phone call. - I just hope she answers. 943 01:19:39,716 --> 01:19:42,499 I'm far too fucking pretty for jail. 944 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:45,746 How am I suppose to get drugs in the clink? 945 01:19:46,723 --> 01:19:49,986 I just wanna to rock one stadium with you guys. Once. 946 01:19:49,987 --> 01:19:52,579 You guys will shit yourselves. And your pants. 947 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:54,595 So every time I ever get shot a big time... 948 01:19:54,596 --> 01:19:57,470 You shit yourself, Gunther. 949 01:19:58,244 --> 01:20:01,743 That douche bag is right. Right now, I'm a fucking loser, 950 01:20:01,744 --> 01:20:07,142 - Eddie quit the band, Toss needs rehab. - I don't need rehab. Rehab needs me. 951 01:20:08,183 --> 01:20:11,043 Chas is Chas. 952 01:20:11,044 --> 01:20:14,146 I'm so over the hill, when I look back, it's like I'm sliding out a mountain, 953 01:20:14,147 --> 01:20:18,403 but I do know this... we play nice. 954 01:20:18,404 --> 01:20:21,327 Even though we have no idea how to play nice. 955 01:20:21,728 --> 01:20:23,682 Eddie, 956 01:20:23,683 --> 01:20:27,522 out of my six shots at rock stardom, 957 01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:31,587 this is the only time, one time, I thought I had a legitimate chance. 958 01:20:31,588 --> 01:20:34,563 That's because you write the music. 959 01:20:34,564 --> 01:20:36,721 I mean it. 960 01:20:38,082 --> 01:20:43,107 Well, I'd rather go to jail than go on tour with you selfish pricks. 961 01:20:43,108 --> 01:20:47,690 Fine. You wanna quit the band? Quit the band, kiddo. Bands come and go... 962 01:20:48,291 --> 01:20:50,562 but this was more than a band. 963 01:20:50,563 --> 01:20:53,672 And these pricks, as selfish as they are... 964 01:20:53,673 --> 01:20:58,289 never quit on you. So who's in? 965 01:20:59,907 --> 01:21:01,866 Amigo! 966 01:21:09,987 --> 01:21:12,002 All we need, 967 01:21:12,003 --> 01:21:16,642 is somebody to write us couple of really great songs. 968 01:21:16,643 --> 01:21:18,522 Come one. 969 01:21:18,723 --> 01:21:21,155 Come on! 970 01:21:21,156 --> 01:21:26,427 It's definitely dysfunctional. But it's family. 971 01:21:28,259 --> 01:21:30,434 - I love you guys! - Yeah! 972 01:21:30,435 --> 01:21:33,707 There you go. Come on! 973 01:21:34,883 --> 01:21:37,706 Stay away from the pretty one, I think it's contagious. 974 01:21:38,211 --> 01:21:40,099 David Bowie! 975 01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,731 Yeah! 976 01:21:41,732 --> 01:21:44,195 Oh, my god. No! 977 01:21:44,196 --> 01:21:46,994 - Hello boys. - Jenny? 978 01:21:47,907 --> 01:21:50,134 - What are you doing here? - Here to help. 979 01:21:50,135 --> 01:21:53,474 I had my whole life ahead of me. 980 01:21:53,475 --> 01:21:56,035 Look who strolled into the office a hour ago. 981 01:22:01,858 --> 01:22:05,315 Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. 982 01:22:05,316 --> 01:22:08,930 I can't live without you. I can't pay rent. 983 01:22:08,931 --> 01:22:13,090 You thought that guy was me? I'm way better looking than that. 984 01:22:13,091 --> 01:22:15,855 Wait, are you Reuben Adler? 985 01:22:16,356 --> 01:22:19,394 - In the flesh. - Then who the fuck is that? 986 01:22:19,395 --> 01:22:24,689 Why god? Why Geoffrey? 987 01:22:25,587 --> 01:22:28,163 I better be in that will, you motherfucker. 988 01:22:28,164 --> 01:22:31,715 No call, no email, no text. 989 01:22:31,716 --> 01:22:33,923 Man, boss, we've been worried sick about you. 990 01:22:33,924 --> 01:22:38,915 I'm sure. Is that why you tried to exercise power of attorney? 991 01:22:38,916 --> 01:22:42,015 Yeah, I was trying to protect your interest. 992 01:22:42,016 --> 01:22:44,610 Yeah. We're gonna need a statement from Chuck. 993 01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:47,298 We're gonna need a statement from you as well, Mr. Adler. 994 01:22:47,299 --> 01:22:50,435 - We were carjacked. - It was awesome. 995 01:22:50,436 --> 01:22:53,987 It made us realized how short life could be. So... 996 01:22:53,988 --> 01:22:58,947 I chartered a plane to Vegas. Guys, meet the fifth Mrs. Reuben Adler! 997 01:22:58,948 --> 01:23:01,155 Come here, baby. 998 01:23:06,564 --> 01:23:11,011 While I'm alive, why is my favorite band still in handcuffs? 999 01:23:11,012 --> 01:23:14,626 There still is a matter of the dead body we found in the pool. 1000 01:23:14,627 --> 01:23:18,795 The only offense they're guilty is, throwing the greatest party ever. 1001 01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:21,923 Take them off. 1002 01:23:21,924 --> 01:23:23,794 Reuben... 1003 01:23:24,418 --> 01:23:27,242 the company could face a major lawsuit. 1004 01:23:27,299 --> 01:23:29,763 Maybe we should consider cutting our losses here? 1005 01:23:29,764 --> 01:23:32,770 Are you shitting me? You can't buy press like this. 1006 01:23:32,771 --> 01:23:35,021 We'll go platinum in a week. Days! 1007 01:23:35,023 --> 01:23:38,434 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Are you sure they are not more trouble then they're worth? 1008 01:23:38,435 --> 01:23:42,943 Spencer, you have a horrible fucking taste. 1009 01:23:44,387 --> 01:23:47,650 Is that my Hermes briefcase? 1010 01:23:52,258 --> 01:23:55,714 Why is their contract covered in... 1011 01:23:55,715 --> 01:23:56,418 piss? 1012 01:23:56,419 --> 01:23:59,011 - Look, this is, is... - I don't want excuses. 1013 01:23:59,012 --> 01:24:00,675 I want that contract re-drawn, 1014 01:24:00,676 --> 01:24:03,778 and I want these guys in front of fifty thousand people tomorrow night. 1015 01:24:03,779 --> 01:24:05,346 Yes! 1016 01:24:05,347 --> 01:24:10,578 - But, but, but Reuben... - But what? 1017 01:24:11,106 --> 01:24:16,721 Listen, okay? Just think this one through. Please! 1018 01:24:18,251 --> 01:24:20,370 Fine. 1019 01:24:20,610 --> 01:24:22,643 You're fired. 1020 01:24:27,682 --> 01:24:29,649 Bullshit! 1021 01:24:30,147 --> 01:24:31,874 You wouldn't know how to wake up without me. 1022 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,858 You know, that sounds a little gay. 1023 01:24:33,859 --> 01:24:37,059 Have your office cleaned out by the time I stroll in around noon tomorrow. 1024 01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:41,155 Oh, man. You gonna fucking regret this, old man. That is a promise! 1025 01:24:41,156 --> 01:24:44,035 Officer, I'd like a restraining order against this guy. 1026 01:24:44,036 --> 01:24:47,075 - Hey, hey, hey... - Jesus. 1027 01:24:47,076 --> 01:24:50,434 Mr. Adler, hi, um... 1028 01:24:50,435 --> 01:24:52,434 Can I hit him? 1029 01:24:52,451 --> 01:24:54,851 I don't know. 1030 01:24:54,852 --> 01:24:56,203 Can you? 1031 01:25:03,747 --> 01:25:05,507 Yeah! 1032 01:25:05,508 --> 01:25:08,762 - Nice shot! - Huh? 1033 01:25:08,963 --> 01:25:13,506 Chuck he says this man in the pool, is his um, lover, Geoffrey. 1034 01:25:13,507 --> 01:25:18,499 We got into a fight. He must have gone on one of his bender and... 1035 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:21,762 There, there, Chucky. I know how hard this must be for you. 1036 01:25:21,763 --> 01:25:27,183 Why don't you do sit down. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. 1037 01:25:27,684 --> 01:25:31,819 Apparently, the deceased was in and out of Betty Ford more than, Gerald Ford. 1038 01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:34,403 You maybe the luckiest sons of bitches alive. 1039 01:25:34,404 --> 01:25:37,122 But we are all going downtown for questioning. 1040 01:25:37,123 --> 01:25:40,074 I'll let you out quicker than Lindsay Lohan. 1041 01:25:40,154 --> 01:25:42,413 Don't worry, boys. 1042 01:25:47,938 --> 01:25:49,411 Thank you. 1043 01:25:49,412 --> 01:25:53,026 You... kinda save the day. 1044 01:25:53,027 --> 01:25:56,494 - Thank Chas, actually. - What? 1045 01:26:01,026 --> 01:26:03,011 Rhythm guitar, Eddie. 1046 01:26:03,012 --> 01:26:06,205 You are only rhythm guitar. 1047 01:26:09,890 --> 01:26:13,923 We do have the worst timing. 1048 01:26:13,924 --> 01:26:16,625 We both wanna lead. 1049 01:26:17,346 --> 01:26:19,650 And you know that I wouldn't make uh... 1050 01:26:19,651 --> 01:26:23,985 - that mistake twice, right? - I know. 1051 01:26:24,323 --> 01:26:28,706 I'm sorry, Jenny. I'm sorry for all that. 1052 01:26:29,307 --> 01:26:30,914 Me too. 1053 01:26:30,915 --> 01:26:34,930 So... what now? 1054 01:26:37,475 --> 01:26:40,547 Go on tour. And um... 1055 01:26:40,548 --> 01:26:43,570 I'll be here when you're back. 1056 01:26:43,971 --> 01:26:49,570 One of those... if it's meant to be, it's meant to be type of deals, huh? 1057 01:26:49,571 --> 01:26:52,753 Yeah, I guess so. 1058 01:26:55,395 --> 01:26:57,890 This is all so very... 1059 01:26:57,891 --> 01:26:59,818 Rock and Roll. 1060 01:27:40,611 --> 01:27:43,882 All right. That's enough. 1061 01:27:52,387 --> 01:27:56,714 Well... now it's time for the real party.83749

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