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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:09,040 THE BACHELOR 2 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,680 Story: Antonio Pietrangeli 3 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,680 Screenplay: A.Continenza, R.Maccari A.Pietrangeli, E. Scola 4 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,520 Assistant Directors: F.Zeffirelli, A.Crispino 5 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,880 Art Director: U. Blaettler 6 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,080 Music: A.F.Lavagnino Conducted by: C. Savina 7 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,880 Edited by: Eraldo Da Roma 8 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,440 Executive Producer: C.Bessi 9 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,000 Director of Photography: Gianni Di Venanzo 10 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,480 Directed by: Antonio Pietrangeli 11 00:01:33,592 --> 00:01:37,640 Original Eng subs by Polifem Revised by edam17@KG - March 2013 12 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,932 See that young man about to get married? Well, it's not me. 13 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,440 I'm this one. 14 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,120 And put I'm staying! 15 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,720 I can assure you I’ll always keep this distance between me and marriage. 16 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,840 I'm best man because Armando is my dearest friend. 17 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,520 It really pains me he had to end up like this. 18 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,080 I thought him smarter, but... There he is! 19 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,200 Poor schmuck! 20 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:03,520 I had told him, but he: nothing, he was in love, said he was feeling alone. 21 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,560 O my God! Even Carla's here! 22 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,800 I'd better pretend I don't see her! 23 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,920 When I think I almost married Carla... 24 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,840 All my life with only one woman! 25 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,080 I have 20, what am I to do with the other 19? 26 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,800 20? What am I saying!? 30! 27 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,520 By the way, did I write the number of the one from last night? 28 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,200 No... Ah, here it is! 29 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,760 8-7-16... 30 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,840 She must live around Parioli. Yes, 31 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,760 More than thirty! 32 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,800 Anna, Ava, Beatrice, Elsa, Kati... 33 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,720 I've even got with "K"! 34 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,280 Maria-Grazia... 35 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,400 "Article 141" 36 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,560 "Marriage imposes on the spouses... " 37 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,920 "the reciprocal obligation of cohabitation... " 38 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,520 The first marriage for my baby... 39 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,600 You are the bride's mother? 40 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,560 No. I'm the priest's mother. 41 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,800 ".. she takes his family na... " 42 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,560 ".. family name and is obliged to accompany him wherever he decides to reside. " 43 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,200 "Article 143" 44 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,600 Silvana! 45 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,560 They're all very nice! 46 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,840 - I want a few more from these ones. - Make me ten copies. - Alright. 47 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,640 - Mother! Wanna see the pictures? - Yes, show me. 48 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,440 Nice! Exquisite! 49 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,280 Can I have them back a little? I have to show them around. 50 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,080 Have you seen... 51 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,880 - What say, Anna, can here be around 100 people? - More! 52 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,160 Then the grub must have cost them around 40,000 lire? 53 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,280 At least... 54 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,680 No! At Costanza's wedding it was 300 per person! - Yes? 55 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,600 They even had zuppa inglese! 56 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,160 It's been awhile since we've met! 57 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,760 Last time it was at poor Antonio's funeral. 58 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,760 - But we've met one month ago! At Luisa's Confirmation. - Oh, yes! 59 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,200 - And now, who knows how long it will take. - No 60 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,080 Uncle Carlo is almost eighty by now... 61 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,440 Waiter! 62 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,120 - Waiter! - Please... 63 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,720 - What comes next? - Ice-cream, sir. - Can I have another slice of cake? 64 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,120 - In return, of course. - Yes, sir. 65 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,400 - Do you want some, madam? - No, thanks. 66 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,640 It's the child's. He didn't want it now. He'll have it later. 67 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,920 Of course! It's all paid for anyway. 68 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,120 Have you seen? 69 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,480 Look! Everyone's taking something home, and you don't want to! 70 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,800 No! It's not alright! If they see us what... 71 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,680 Mommy! Don't cry, mommy! Why're you crying? 72 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,320 - Riccardo, it looks as if you never ate! - Come, don't cry. 73 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,960 - Do you want one? - No, no, thank you! 74 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,040 I'd be entitled to! 30,000 lire cost me the present! 75 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,480 Beautiful present! 76 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:30,400 Remember when he said he went out with Silvana only to have fun? - Sure I do! 77 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:34,080 - You did warn him to be careful! - Sir, have one of these candies. 78 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:38,000 - Are they special? - I run them through the bride's wedding ring. 79 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,920 When one eats a candy run through a wedding ring, 80 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,360 he's bound to get married in one year. 81 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,040 - I'll fire both of you! - What's wrong? 82 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,400 - What are you doing, playing smart?! - It wasn't me... 83 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 - Just talk about marriage, and he gets neurotic! - Didn't you know? 84 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,400 Armando! Arma'! 85 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,640 - Why didn't you tell me Carla was coming? - What do you care? 86 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,640 - I don't, but it embarrasses me. - Did you say hi to her? 87 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,960 You think I'm stupid? I pretended not to see her! - No! 88 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:18,600 You must talk to her! You'll have to deal with her, now that I'll be away! - I ? 89 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,920 If she needs anything, I'll get it from Milan. 90 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Yes, but now's different. Remember the fridges her father ordered? 91 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,200 - Well? - Well, she doesn't want them anymore! 92 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,560 It's only normal; things get complicated, with the character she's got... 93 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,280 - If her father was a sergeant, she's a colonel! - What're you two talking about? 94 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,920 Nothing, I'm sorry... 95 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,480 It's late, you have to go, the train won't be waiting for you. 96 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,400 Please... 97 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,360 Mother! 98 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,200 - Oh! Carla, you too here! How're you? - Hi. 99 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,840 - I didn't see you. - No, you didn't see me... 100 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,880 - Had I seen you... - So you didn't notice me? 101 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,240 Eat, eat... One of my employees... 102 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,760 No, I didn't notice. 103 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,960 You were educated in Switzerland alright, but in barracks, not in a boarding-school. 104 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:17,280 If that's what you want to tell me, go on pretending you didn't see me! 105 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:21,840 - Yet, I like you just for your character! - And I dislike you just for yours! 106 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,920 - Carla, I was looking for you! - Strange, only you say so! 107 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,440 - These are for you. They bring luck! - You're so kind, thank you. 108 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,320 - We're off. - Yes? I'll go with you. - No, we're leaving right now. 109 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,680 - No, let's go to the movie! - What're you saying! 110 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,720 - And don't bother Claudia! - Congratulations, and have a nice trip! 111 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,480 I've told you, 112 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,640 if you want to stay in our apartment till you find a house... 113 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,000 Silvana agrees. 114 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,600 No, should I be the third wheel between newly-weds? I'm a bachelor, 115 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,800 I need my independence. I'm in a boarding house, then I'll look for an apartment. 116 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,000 As you wish. While I'm gone, don't think only about having fun! 117 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,600 Remember, all the work rests on your shoulders! 118 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,600 - Have you left a note? - Yes! 119 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,880 - Goodbye, Paolo, and thank you. - Bye. Can I kiss the bride? 120 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,160 - Break a leg! - Thank you! - Both! 121 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,560 Armando... I don't know what to tell you, only that... 122 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,800 Moron! 123 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,520 - Bye. Have a nice trip! - Thank you. 124 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,880 He's lost already... 125 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,880 They've cleaned up everything! 126 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,800 I still have to taste this. 127 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,800 Here they are! Arma'! 128 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,520 Get away, you! 129 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,360 Alone, that's how a man must stay! 130 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,160 No room available? 131 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,160 I understand, thank you. 132 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,400 - How're you, Elsa? - Good day, sir. 133 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:53,160 There are problems. Everything's booked. Rome's swarming with tourists. 134 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,000 What are all these tourists doing here? Why don't they stay at home? 135 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,760 Come with me, the newspaper's packed with guest houses! Look... 136 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,600 - What's he doing? Eating? - Sorry, sir. Just a snack. 137 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,600 - Where's Fornari? - In the store. 138 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,880 Read these ads. Put away this thing, how many times must I say that? 139 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:16,080 Good, you're here. Take that away. That's Armando's idea. 140 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:20,600 Results of marriage. When he has babies, he'll start representing lollipops! 141 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,640 - Funny the boss, huh? - Fornari, you make remarks? What do you want? 142 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:29,720 - I wanted to tell you, sir, that miss Carla refused the fridges. - Yes, I know. 143 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,680 And since they got here, I unloaded them in the store. 144 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,720 - Who told you to? I'll unload you! - But I thought... 145 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,200 You thought what? You mustn't think! You must shut up and wait for me! Got it? 146 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,720 - Did they order them? - Yes. - Then they gotta keep them. 147 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,680 - What do we do now? - Load them, and take them back to her! 148 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,560 I hate it to always have to deal with such things. 149 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,920 I don't think so, you can be so persuasive with miss Carla... 150 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,480 Hush, behave yourself, be serious, shut up, got it? Elsa! 151 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,760 Well, you found a guest house? 152 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,560 - There's one: separate entrance, cheap, all comforts. - Must see it! When? 153 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:07,200 - Right away. It was just vacated by a diplomat. - Oh, a diplomat! Then book it. 154 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,840 Hello? Madam? 155 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,400 Yes. It's agreed. 156 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:32,120 - Alberi' ! - Hi. - What's with those fridges? 157 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:36,280 - I would take them, but says they don't work. - Says? Says who? - I say so. 158 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:40,080 - And who are you? - One who was never enthralled by you. 159 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,680 Hi, Carla. 160 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,600 The fridges work just fine! 161 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:47,320 - You signed the contract, now you take them! - Not a chance! 162 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:51,720 - Here she is! Let dad speak, he knows better! - No, you see to it, I'm busy. 163 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,440 Let's not lose our time: I'm not taking that stuff! 164 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,280 On the contract there was no model, nor price. 165 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,440 Alright... 166 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,600 Model, price... What does it matter? 167 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,800 Why do we always talk about such things, Carla? 168 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,480 About what else? Some nerve you've got! 169 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,360 Yet, when I first came to the shop, you were amiable, smiling. 170 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,560 True! I didn't know you well yet. 171 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:17,640 - But I've always tried to explain... - There's nothing to explain! - Yes! 172 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:21,000 You're mad at me ever since we went to that damned restaurant! 173 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,040 There was a misunderstanding! 174 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,040 I didn't know there were... upstairs rooms. 175 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,440 When the waiter came and asked us: 176 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,520 "Will you take the cognac in the parlor?", I said: 177 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,400 "Let's go have the cognac!" 178 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,840 - But I didn't know that the parlor was... - Enough! It's a closed argument! 179 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:40,640 No, it's not closed at all! You are always angry with me! 180 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,200 - Why not... - Sir? 181 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:46,080 - What do you want? - We're a little late, there was a jam. Shall we unload? 182 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,760 Ah, so you brought them back?! 183 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:52,240 - Alright, unload them. - Haven't you heard the lady? Unload! 184 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,160 - Are you glad? - With a 12% discount, it's a deal! 185 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,520 12? Who said 12? 186 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,040 - 12, or you're taking them back. - Alright, I got it, let's say 10. 187 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,600 I said 12. This way, you'll learn your lesson. 188 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,960 Alright, only because it's you! 11. 189 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,640 - Alright? - I said 12, and 12 it'll be. - Fine, but take them. 190 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,720 Forna'! 191 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 - Hey, Fornari! - Sir? 192 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,560 How did you manage it? 193 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,280 What do you mean "how"? 194 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,200 Forna', are there any traces? Can you see anything? 195 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,600 No. 196 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,040 No, no... Goodbye! 197 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:36,640 - Please, don't mind the mess, I had to fire the maid this morning. - Don't worry! 198 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,440 You know how it is with servants. One can never... 199 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,680 Look, this is your room. Please, come in. As you can see, it's cozy. 200 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:49,040 Sure, is not luxurious but is clean, and cleanliness is what counts, right? 201 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,840 Excuse me, but did a diplomat live in here? 202 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:55,640 Of course, Mr. Muratti, a true gentleman, quiet, discreet. 203 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,000 Some family problems. It seems his wife was having an affair, 204 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,160 I don't know all the details, he left home and stayed here for two years. 205 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,480 Well? Don't you like it? 206 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,400 - It's not that... - It's the best room I've got! 207 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,160 Just for you, since you're a distinguished person. 208 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,200 - Look... - I like refined people. 209 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:16,240 - That's how I am! - I thought... I want to be able to choose my clients. 210 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,040 Madam, you mentioned an independent entry, but 211 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,960 but it isn't at all independent. - But it is! I'll give you the keys! 212 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,440 Mr. Mottimi, whom you've met... oh, you said you didn't, 213 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:30,080 well, he sometimes got home late, with a couple of professors. 214 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,240 They made handouts for students until late at night, and... 215 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,160 - and... - Listen madam,... madam... 216 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:39,000 let me speak. I don't have any students, it was my secretary who... 217 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,240 Good day. Madam, I'm going out, if you want to do my room. 218 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,240 - Very well, miss. Where to, today? - Tel Aviv. 219 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,560 To Tel Aviv! 220 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:51,600 Miss, I too practiced gliding, as young fascist.. - I'm glad, goodbye. - Goodbye! 221 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,760 - So, you don't like it? - Of course I do! 222 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,880 - I like it. - So, you'll stay? 223 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,560 Of course! 224 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,680 I'll stay! 225 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,080 Then... 226 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,760 Madam, what are the terms? 227 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,960 Don't worry! I consider my clients as guests. 228 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,360 Just a small expense refund, of course. 229 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,000 Linen, electricity, water, phone, gas... 230 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:17,560 - Madam, a socket... - What for? - A socket, for my electric shaver... 231 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,920 Oh, imagine! Mr. Baghini caused a short circuit! 232 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:26,360 - Then what am I to do? Can't I shave? - Not with the electric shaver! 233 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,240 A massage, sir? 234 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,640 - A massage? Why? - For your double-chin. - Hands off! 235 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,080 It's conformation! I took after mom! 236 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,760 - I'm beginning to hate this Giulio! - Only now? 237 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,040 - How about a rub, then? - Why? - You got a bald spot, see? 238 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,760 Only if you pull off my hairs there is a spot! Gimme the comb! 239 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,600 - Oh my, how touchy you've become, sir! - What touchy? You keep offending me! 240 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:54,000 If there's something nice I have, is the hair! What rubbing! 241 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,600 - Is it good? - I'd say! It's American! 242 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,440 - So there's no bald people there? - How do I know!? - Rub it yourself! 243 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,040 You look like Gandhi! 244 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,840 - What are you doing tonight? - And you? - We're dining out of town. 245 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,960 Mario found a place where they make ham-stuffed chicken! 246 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,680 Stuffed? With ham bits? 247 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,360 No, the slices inside! 248 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,320 Then, on the fire, the fat melts. Hey! He says it's delicious! 249 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,800 - And where is it? - Below Frascati. 250 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,840 What do you do, always eating? Enough with it, kid! 251 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,200 - I've got a move tonight... - Which one? 252 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,120 - A Chinese girl. - A Chinese girl?! 253 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,520 You marvel, huh? 254 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,720 - Bye, Giulio!- See you, sir! 255 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,720 What can I tell you? She's Chinese... 256 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,880 - Hong-Kong! - Who set you up with her? 257 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,760 Camillo! I told him I wanted a Chinese! 258 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,680 - Paolo! - Hi! 259 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,280 - Hi, Paolo. - Hi, Camillo. You're late. - I'm not! 260 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,760 - Let's go sit there and have a drink. - Let's. 261 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,360 - I was waiting outside. - Why? - I thought I had misunderstood. - No. 262 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,160 - Will they repeat the show? - Yes. - Nice? - Very nice, really. 263 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,600 - What are you having? - A cognac. - Two cognacs. - Yes, sir. 264 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,720 What's up? We're here, drinking cognac, and the girls... 265 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,040 We got a fix. 266 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,240 - The girls didn't come? - They came, but we're in 4 already. 267 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,320 Four?! 268 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,880 - You've brought 3 girls?! - No. 2 girls, and a man. 269 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,440 - A man? - Yes. 270 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:18,160 - You kidding me? You said the Japanese was for me... - True, but what can I do? 271 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,120 - We send him away. - I can't do that. 272 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,840 We work together, and his father is a big shot... 273 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,840 What do I care! Send him away! 274 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,520 Let's do it some other time. Tomorrow night, even! 275 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,280 - What about me? Where are the girls? - There. 276 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,320 The Chinese came for me! You made a joke! 277 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,320 - It's bad luck. - O yes? 278 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,360 - Bad luck? - I can't send him away. - Then you go and I'll take your place! 279 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,240 The girls would be offended! 280 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,760 - Who? Them? - Sure! 281 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,800 I swear I'm through with you! Don't you call me anymore, cause... 282 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,680 - Get your hand off! - Shut up, please! 283 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,600 Camillo, you have abandoned us! 284 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,280 - A friend of mine, Mr. Anselmi. - How are you? You remember? 285 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,000 - Mr. Carbonati. - My friend called me... - Paolo... 286 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,200 Mr. Carbonati is leaving! Alone! 287 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,320 Just a moment, to pay the tab. Waiter! 288 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Camillo..! 289 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,560 Sir... Sir... Sir! 290 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:16,360 - What is it? - Sorry, you forgot to pay. - How much? - 1,000. 291 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,400 - For 2 cognacs? - 2? You pay also for your friend? 292 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,000 Then, it's 2,000. You know, Mr. Camillo has an open account with us, so... 293 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,640 So, he has an open account? Then put mine on his account. 294 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,360 Wait, Cami'! 295 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,960 - Wait, Cami'! - Call me when you can! 296 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,720 Hey, little Chinese, come, I too got a car! 297 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,880 Cami', call me again! 298 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,960 Go that? Some friend! 299 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:15,920 There you go! 300 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,040 Damn dogs... 301 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,480 All of you have dogs, huh? 302 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,000 Dogs are nice... 303 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,160 He surely has fun, isn't it so, Jolly? 304 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,680 Ragioner Ferrari, ragioner Ferarri, you've forgotten your wallet! 305 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,240 There! Try and find my shaver now... 306 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,240 Long lip. Maybe he's got a long lip... 307 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,920 And here's a pimple... 308 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,680 And there it is... 309 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,000 When you feel the cold, you're there... 310 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,480 Pull out the white hair, and comes the black one. 311 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,560 - Hel... O, hello! - Hello. 312 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,480 A sad destiny is ours. Always meeting on the doorstep. 313 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,120 Either you come in when I'm going out, or you going out when I'm getting in. 314 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,000 Our habits don't match. 315 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,680 I can't even escort you, as you're going to your room. 316 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,640 - Where have you been all this time? - Oslo. - Oslo! 317 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,000 What do you do? Flying all the time? 318 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,360 Or you have, as you put it, rest shifts? 319 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,240 Maybe I'll be grounded for a week this month. 320 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,560 Wonderful! Anyway, I'll come and get you every day. 321 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,640 - Et j'attendrai. - Goodbye. 322 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,800 Après-demain, alors, J'attendrai! 323 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,640 Your father's coming from Tokyo? Are you happy? 324 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,120 Laugh some more! 325 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,280 May I? 326 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,280 - Stop! Where are you going? - Don't you know me? I'm a regular! 327 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,760 You can't go down! 328 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,640 - Hi! Welcome! - Hi. 329 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,240 She's my cousin. 330 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,040 See? I'm here waiting for you today also. 331 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:55,160 - I hope you haven't grown tired. - You know that it's a sweet waiting. 332 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,600 - Here. It's for you. - Again?! - Yes. 333 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:04,520 - You're always so sweet! Thank you. - It's a heart full with chocolates. 334 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,120 My heart! 335 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,320 Amants sans lendemain, 336 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,120 Lovers with no tomorrow. 337 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,960 What have you said? 338 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,320 It's a film. 339 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:22,560 Who was it with?... Charles Boyer. Charles Boyer and Jennifer Jones. 340 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,160 But we will have a tomorrow, I suppose, won't we? 341 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,880 Even an after tomorrow. 342 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,240 You see... For me, the real woman, 343 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,960 is the one staying devotedly by you. 344 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,240 Giving all of herself, without asking for anything. 345 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,280 Nothing, nothing, nothing! 346 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,600 - Can I have a cigarette, please? - Right...forget it. 347 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,840 Because love... 348 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,160 Can last for a day, a week, a year... 349 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,480 but then... Come on, don't smoke so much! 350 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,200 Paolo... 351 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,680 Do you really love me? 352 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,400 Could I not love you? 353 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,680 Maraschino... 354 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,280 Good... 355 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,400 It takes so little to be happy! Isn't it so? 356 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,520 - Paolo. - What? 357 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,800 Do you know that stewardesses can't get married? 358 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,360 Really? 359 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,120 That's not fair! Why? 360 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:24,120 It's true. Because if they get married, they can't fly anymore. 361 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,440 So? 362 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,520 Too bad! 363 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,040 I loved flying, you know? 364 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,120 Hey! 365 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,960 Gabriella! What are you saying? 366 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,200 Are you mad? You must fly! 367 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,600 It's so beautiful! You want to give up your life, your call? 368 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,000 It's wonderful to feel free up there, in the clouds... 369 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,400 Looking from up there at men, crawling like worms... 370 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:55,160 I'd like so much to fly! If only I could fly! I'd give anything... 371 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:59,200 Yes, but every woman has the right to dream about a home, a family... 372 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,760 Yes, that's true. A family is nice. 373 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,960 The hearth... that human warmth... 374 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,840 - Must you really leave tomorrow? - Unfortunately. But I'm back in 2 days. 375 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,960 And you'll be there, waiting as always, right? 376 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,480 There I will be! With the chocolates, right? 377 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,120 And you arrive... 378 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,800 After tomorrow, then. I'll be waiting! 379 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:40,680 They aren't bad, but in Rome you can get them for 300 lire tops. 380 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,960 Hi! I'm late! 381 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,880 About time! Next time we'll send the plane home! 382 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,600 They sought you. First, lost the bus, then you felt ill, today they're all aboard. 383 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:56,040 - Forgive me, but I had errands to do... - Yeah, sure, I know your errands! 384 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,200 - Hurry, or you'll remain grounded! - How many passengers? - 41. 385 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,280 Livia... She got married on the 11th... 386 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,520 Brunella, Brunella... here she is. Brunella. 387 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,800 Should I?... No, not Brunella... 388 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,680 Camillo... Why's he here? Off you go, Camillo! 389 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,040 Carla. That's it, Carla! 390 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,080 Who calls Carla... 391 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,040 She became so nasty... 392 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,120 But, she'd like it, if I phoned. 393 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,160 She'd like it. 394 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,120 Let's call her. 395 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,480 Hello, Alberini shop. 396 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,480 Oh, it's you! How come? What do you want? 397 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,760 What do I want? What do you want? 398 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,840 Excuse me, I found your number in the memo... 399 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,480 It has to be a mistake, because I have no reason to call you. 400 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,400 Unless it was dad. You want to talk to him? 401 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,120 Ah... no, no, no... 402 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,560 I thought you called... 403 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,960 Oh! Yes, you're right! They misspelled the name! 404 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,200 Here it is. 405 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,080 Yes... It seemed Carla, but it's Clara. 406 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,520 Clara... a girlfriend of mine. 407 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,880 Great! Then, call Clara! Bye! 408 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,200 What a temper... 409 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,520 "Call Clara... " 410 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,640 Daniela... 411 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,680 Elena... what a nose she's got... 412 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,960 Mom, no use looking at! There's one for each letter. 413 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,680 A guy like me... 414 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,120 There's nothing at "H"... 415 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,880 There's nothing at "H"... There is "hostess" at "H"... 416 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,240 There was the hostess! 417 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,520 Take these to Mr. Halden. You're still here?! 418 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,360 Do you want to eat again at the airport? No more errands in town? 419 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,200 Listen, but really nobody called for me? 420 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,520 No one. You've asked me 10 times. Should I announce it on the loudspeaker? 421 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,960 Say, that position at the Milan branch, is it still open? 422 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,160 Yes. It seems you're taking it seriously... 423 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,000 What's the matter? 424 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,880 No... I was just asking. 425 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,480 If you had listened to me! Men only think about themselves! 426 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,920 They're all selfish! They promise the moon and then, at the right moment, bye bye! 427 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,800 - What's that? The whole of it? - The whole of it. 428 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,920 - Well done! - Sir... 429 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,080 Here. Go down there, you gave me a headache. 430 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,560 - Guelfo... What next? - Involtini. 431 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,440 - No, not involtini! - Excellent! 432 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,520 - The gentleman too had them. - Involtini? - Involtini. - Alright. 433 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,720 - Now. - Excellent. - Can't digest them in the evening. 434 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,920 - At your age? At mine! - I know... 435 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,360 - I couldn't live without this. - What is it? 436 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,280 - "Carbon Digercoc" - Yeah? 437 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,040 - A teaspoon after meals... - Helps digesting? 438 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,760 - There's garlic... - Just a little, has to... 439 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,400 - Garlic’s good with involtini... - Don't worry about the garlic! 440 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:21,520 - I'll give you a little of this... - I've never been able to digest garlic. 441 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,120 Good evening. 442 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,440 - You saw that lady? - Who's she? - She comes every day and has a soup. 443 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,760 - And she has a loaded son in Florence... - No!?... 444 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,120 Unbelievable! Go and get married! 445 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,280 And when you're old, the children will take care of you... 446 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,840 I see you think like me. 447 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,960 Children! As long as there's something to grab... 448 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,040 But when they have to give, they don't know you anymore! 449 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,120 - Don't you think so? - True! 450 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,720 - You ever thought of getting married? - What? 451 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,120 Ever thought of getting married? - I'll tell you... 452 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,240 When I was young, yes, But, you see... 453 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,880 - May I? - Please, sit down. - Thank you. 454 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,880 I've always decided I'm better off alone. Don't you agree? 455 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,880 Excuse me if I dip the bread, I always liked it. 456 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,400 By all means! I always do the same! 457 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,400 - Where do you plan to end the evening? - Me? Haven't planned anything... 458 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,880 Hey, I told you to go away, go away, then! 459 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,760 Why not spend the evening together? 460 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,640 - There's no wife waiting at home, right? - Not mine for sure! 461 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,920 - And where shall we go? - I don't know. 462 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,200 You see, I never make plans, it never works. I rely on the unexpected. 463 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,440 - It's more fun like this. - You say? - Don't you? 464 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,880 Ah... Puccini is always Puccini... 465 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,480 - Bravo! Encore! - No way! 466 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,560 - No, no, no! They may believe it! - As you wish. 467 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,080 I'd drive them away... 468 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,360 Had we been married, 469 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,320 you think we'd have been here tonight. free to do whatever we wanted? 470 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,560 At most, we could have gone out, 471 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,080 with our respective ladies, 472 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,720 like my office colleague that I greeted before. 473 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,120 No, don't turn now, they're looking. 474 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,960 But who? 475 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,480 - The one with the beautiful blonde? - Yes. She's the wife. 476 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:56,400 Imagine, she doesn't leave him for one second. She even picks him up at work. 477 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,240 - You follow me? - Yes, I follow you! 478 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,920 You understand that the poor man, 479 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,520 walking with her, eating with her 480 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:11,600 every day, every night, imagine the drag always sleeping with the same person? 481 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,400 That's exactly what I am thinking of. 482 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,840 Shall we go to sleep, what say? 483 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,960 We'd better. This blonde is making us sad, isn't she? 484 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,280 Hey, waiter! 485 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,080 - No, let me. What're you doing?! - No, no... 486 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,720 I can't allow it. You'll pay the next time. 487 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,640 And if we don't meet again? 488 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,920 - Anyway, I don't insist. - So, goodbye. 489 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:42,560 - Aren't you going by Cavour St.? - No, I'd rather walk, I'm not feeling too well 490 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,160 Thanks a lot for the carbon, and for the nice evening. 491 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,320 Sir! 492 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,000 And remember that us bachelors, we're valuable merchandise! 493 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,560 Good evening, madam. 494 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,800 Good evening, sir. Where have you been hunting tonight? 495 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,840 No, no hunting... Just with friends. I'm not even feeling well tonight. 496 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,560 You're young, you work, you have the right to have fun. There's a letter for you, 497 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,520 I think it's from your mother. 498 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,640 You "think"? You know. You always know everything. 499 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,680 - Yes, it's from mother. - Mothers... 500 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,320 - She must be worrying about you. - I never write to her, poor woman. 501 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,200 Yes. I don't have any children, I'm not married, 502 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,400 but I understand what it means to a mother living far away from her son. 503 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,120 - Does she only have you? - No, there's also my sister. She lives with her. 504 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,200 Oh, and do you go there often? 505 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:58,440 My work doesn't allow me. When I was studying I went for every holiday, now... 506 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,360 - Once, for Christmas... - You've been to college here in Rome? 507 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,360 No. I didn't go to college. 508 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,720 Then, why your "Sir" appellation? 509 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,600 - I'm a manager, can't I be such? - Sure, but the degree... 510 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,960 What degree? I am not a graduate, but I went to high school. 511 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,680 Sometimes a good certificate is better than a bad degree, don't you know? 512 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,360 Yes, I'm telling you. 513 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,440 Other things are important in life, I made it all on my own. - Oh my God! - Well? 514 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,880 - What's the matter now? - I don't know. My stomach hurts. 515 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,880 You need a disinfectant. Hot water with lemon and garlic. I'll make it now! 516 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,600 No garlic, forget it... 517 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,960 - I don't like the way you look tonight. - No, madam, I feel better, I feel better. 518 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,840 Must be tired. I'll have a good night's sleep and tomorrow I'll be fine. Goodnight 519 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,840 Good night, Mr. Anselmi. 520 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,320 Sure, "mister" because I don't have a degree... 521 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,280 Ma’am... Mother's fine, you know. 522 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,440 - Good night. - Good night. 523 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,160 No! 524 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,040 No! 525 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,840 Oh, my God, I don't feel well! 526 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,760 Oh, God, I don't feel well! 527 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,920 All fault of that dotard! 528 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,560 "Eat the involtini!" And I ate them. 529 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,040 "Have the carbon". And I took it... 530 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,960 But I'll denounce him! I'll send him to jail! 531 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,080 Oh, God! 532 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,880 Madam! 533 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,440 Maaadam! 534 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,560 Madam! 535 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,800 I'll make a chamomile. 536 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,840 Boil the water first. 537 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,200 "Chamomile" Is it "Chammomile" or "Chamomile"? 538 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,760 Whichever way it's said... 539 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,200 Oh God! Imagine if there's anything for me! 540 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,560 I feel so bad! 541 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,280 The thermometer? 542 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,000 Look where it... 543 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,160 102.6º ! 544 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,160 No! 545 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,640 No! No! Go away! 546 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,680 Go away! I'm sick! Get down! 547 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,080 Go away! I could die! I'm sick! Understand? I'm sick! 548 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,120 Go away! 549 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,040 This mongrel! 550 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,840 What a brute! You're so selfish! 551 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,160 You're gone pay for this! I'll tie your ear and cut it! 552 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,960 Don't you understand? I could die! 553 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,640 I could really die! Then in the papers: 554 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,920 the funeral will depart from the domicile. What domicile? I don't have one! 555 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,240 It'll take off from the guest house. 556 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,240 What a shame! 557 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,000 Everyone'll laugh: "He was living in a guest house"! 558 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,840 Wasn't he the one always having fun? 559 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,720 What fun?! I've never traveled anywhere! 560 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,880 Did you know I've never been abroad? At Honolulu, for example. 561 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,160 But I'll go to Honolulu... 562 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,640 I'll surely go... 563 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,400 You're asking when? When I want! 564 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,040 I've been told women dance naked and sing in Honolulu... 565 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,040 You've finally remembered me! 566 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,360 You're all sweaty. What's wrong? 567 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,680 I was sick ma'. 568 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,520 Almost died. They didn't understand anything. 569 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,240 The liver, food poisoning, enterocolitis... 570 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,920 But you left in good health, you were fine... Don't know! 571 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,680 No, ma', don't put your hands on my face. They're so heavy! 572 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,680 Come, I'll give you a fresh egg to drink. Can't find these in Rome, you know! 573 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,400 If instead of going to the city, you'd have stayed here, 574 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,360 you wouldn't have been reduced to this. 575 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,760 Why, don't people fall ill here also? 576 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,080 Mother, you... Virgi', are you well? And your fiancé? 577 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,280 Fine, thanks. 578 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,640 - It's not health that he lacks! - Please, mother! 579 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,440 - Why? What happened? - We'll talk later. 580 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,760 Of course! Alone! With no help! 581 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,520 - Without a home! - Come on, mom! You think I live in a cave? 582 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:50,200 Worse than a cave! A man without a family, is like a stray dog. 583 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,120 Prone to all dangers, to all hardship. 584 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,000 Why don't you settle down? 585 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,520 What's in your brain? That I'll live forever? 586 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,600 With all my ailments, I gotta die without seeing you all settled down? 587 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,760 What're you doing? Crying?! 588 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,520 Why are you crying? 589 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,280 All the same, you mothers? 590 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,640 First you cry when the son is bachelor, then when he marries. So, you always cry? 591 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,480 Stupid! You young people, you're all alike! 592 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,320 You never speak in earnest. You're like your sister's fiancé. 593 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,560 They've been engaged for four years, but he isn't saying anything. 594 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,720 He doesn’t, but I know you do! 595 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,200 But the village...What'll people say? 596 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,640 - What do they say? - What they say? 597 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,360 They say he'll never marry your sister! 598 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,440 - You must talk to him. - Me? 599 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,200 I'm a bachelor, like him! I understand him. 600 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,360 So what? You live in Rome... 601 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,200 He must understand there's a man in here, or he'll do only as he wishes! 602 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,320 You'll talk to him! Man to man! 603 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,280 I'll write him a nice letter from Rome. No? 604 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,240 All right, I'll talk to him, mom. 605 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,560 Ma', look here. Is it a bald spot? 606 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,080 Here. Some hands you have! 607 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,040 Mother, you need another radio. This sucks, must have been Marconi's... 608 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,120 Why don't you buy her one? 609 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:07,840 Virginia! 610 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,800 What's the name of your girlfriend? The one who came last winter. 611 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,120 Who?... Angela? 612 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,280 No! Angela's engaged. 613 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:18,280 No, no, no! Please, mom! Every time I come here you make me meet a girl! 614 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,200 Last time it was a cross-eyed one! Please! 615 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:25,280 Anyway, she married the son of the tax collector! Briefest engagement! 616 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,240 God's punishment. Tax collector... 617 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:31,280 This one instead, is a good girl. Clever. Her name is... 618 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,160 - She has such a difficult name! - Even! 619 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,520 - Who're you talking about? Catina? - Yes, Catina. Is she here? 620 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,480 - Invite her here, tomorrow... - No Mom! We're so well alone, why bring her? 621 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,680 But son, no strings attached. 622 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,160 - Just to chat. - That's all I want, to chat with Catina! 623 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,400 Nice the spighetta! Really smells nice. 624 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,320 What're you doing mom? 625 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,640 - Isn't it too much? - No, eat, they're good. 626 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,280 I’ll eat them all right. Can't find these in Rome! 627 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,720 - Home made pasta, right? - No, it's from Rome. - I knew it! 628 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,440 Well... Of course... 629 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,000 The woman is different in the city. 630 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,480 She's independent. 631 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,360 Because she goes out, she works, goes into offices... 632 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,640 factories... 633 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,320 Contacts are much facilitated. 634 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,400 And so... 635 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,920 if it works, fine, if not... Bring another one! 636 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,160 Got it? And we're stuck here! 637 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,440 Wait, don't laugh... You must have the knack, though. 638 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:35,200 You got to use tact, discretion, because every woman, even the loosest, 639 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,720 demands respect. 640 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,640 So, the first thing... 641 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,640 is to introduce yourself. 642 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,080 It impresses. It's a guarantee of seriousness. Like... 643 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,200 You see a woman coming... 644 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,600 "Miss, may I?" And then, name and surname. 645 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,680 I always give fake ones, you can never know... 646 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,160 You then invite her to a bar... 647 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,960 to have a drink... 648 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,800 and so, between sips, 649 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,640 you ask questions. At first, generic ones. 650 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,160 And then... Bang! 651 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,880 Isn't that Don Santino? 652 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,320 Hang on a moment. 653 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,880 Damn you, Paolino! 654 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,480 - How're you? Fine? - I'm fine, yes. 655 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,040 I arrived yesterday. 656 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,600 You make me look... What have you been up to, all this time? 657 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,520 What have I done? I've worked. Day in, day out, day in, day out... 658 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,680 What about getting married? 659 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,120 - Even you? - What do you mean? 660 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,440 - What's this, an obsession? - No. - Can't one stay a bachelor?! 661 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,440 - A man should... - Did you get married? - Me?! 662 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,200 Here's Peppino! 663 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,480 How's things? 664 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,320 - Loafing, as always? - And you? 665 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,000 How come you get a rabbit every time you go hunting? 666 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,760 Took it from Cipolleta's garden. See how nice it is? 667 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,080 - You saw your brother-in-law? - Who? Paolo? 668 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,880 He's there with don Santino. 669 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,560 - Oh, he's here? - Why, you didn't know? 670 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,240 I'll go change, I'm all dirty. See you later! 671 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,560 - Say hello to Virginia.- Hey, say hello to Virginia! 672 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,800 Peppino! 673 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:26,480 - Hey, Paoli'! - Peppi'! 674 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,680 How are you? Fine? 675 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,960 - As a poor peasant. - What're you up to? 676 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,960 - Let's have a drink. - I just had one. Let's go to "Pizzangrillo". 677 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,480 But like this, just came back from the country. 678 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,840 I can go home and change, and then meet you. 679 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,360 Come on, ceremonies with me? Look at me! 680 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,320 Let's chat a little, Peppi'. 681 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,880 You look good, really good. 682 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,960 Some fun he'll have! Wait and see, Paolo will even fix the wedding day! 683 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,080 I bet that's why he came from Rome. 684 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,960 But it's not fair. In town he does as he pleases. 685 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,560 Even fake names. 686 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,040 But we live in the country, and must get married! 687 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,200 What's that got to do? When a sister is involved! 688 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,120 Sure! A sister, of course! 689 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,280 A mother like Mrs. Elvira! 690 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,760 Look, look! Remorse, Peppi'! 691 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,280 "Remorse That Kills" Seems to be made for me. 692 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,800 I'm fed up, Peppi'! 693 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,760 Fed up with this irregular life! 694 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,400 This stupid, empty, boring, bachelor's life! 695 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,680 But Paolo! I can't recognize you anymore! - Peppi'... 696 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,200 Think about it. Peppi', we get old! 697 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,760 - We get old, Peppi! I'm 36. How old are you? 35? 34? - 29. 698 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,120 How, 29? 29? 699 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,840 With that moustache... 700 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,680 So what? We're not kids anymore! Peppi', we are not kids anymore! 701 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,680 In short, Peppi', 702 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,440 - I've decided! - What? 703 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,160 - I’ve decided to... get married. - You! 704 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,960 - I... - With whom? 705 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,480 Well, I don't know. 706 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,560 - I must find her. - No kidding! - I'll find her. 707 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,400 But you've always said marriage was a chain! 708 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,320 No, I've never said that. And even if I did, I was wrong. 709 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,080 Now, what matters, is finding a woman. That's it! 710 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,160 But you... Peppi'... 711 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,560 You... 712 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:02,000 - Not because she's my sister... - Cigarette? - Yes, thanks. 713 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,840 Now, not because she's my sister... 714 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,560 - Peppi', not because Virginia's my sister... - Hello Andre'! 715 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,240 - Did it go well? - Not bad. 716 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,920 - One hare and two partridges. - Not because she's my sister... 717 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,880 But if I too found a woman like Virginia, Peppi': With eyes closed! 718 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:20,760 Right? 719 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:24,080 Yes, but see, it's not about Virginia, it's about marriage in itself. 720 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,240 Obligations, worries... and, then, marriage is freedom's grave! 721 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,440 Freedom? What is it? Can you tell me what freedom is? 722 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,160 - Come on! What is freedom? - Freedom... freedom... 723 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,800 is when does what he wants. 724 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,440 Oh, is freedom to remain alone as dogs? 725 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:42,880 To come home and have no one to ask you how you've been, how you feel?! 726 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:47,560 It's sad getting old. With the slippers. With the cough and all, Peppi'! 727 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,400 I don't want to end up like this! 728 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,680 What're you doing? Coming? 729 00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,880 Let's go! 730 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,400 So, when will you get married? 731 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,680 Well, Paoli'? 732 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,560 Let's do so. 733 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,720 You get married first. 734 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,320 No, you first. So you can tell me how it feels. 735 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,840 How could it feel? Great! How else? 736 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,720 Are we playing odd and even? You have a wife, I must yet find her, 737 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,880 - it's your turn. - Hi, Peppi'. - Hi, Anni'! 738 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,600 - Who's she? - Annetta, don't you remember her?! 739 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,880 Annetta? That Annetta? 740 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,440 - No way! She was like a flower! - She got married to the town clerk. 741 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,560 Got two kids. 742 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,080 - She looks like a tub! - You see? 743 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,680 - A large tub! - Another joke of marriage! 744 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,000 If your wife gets like that, what do you do? You keep her! 745 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,120 Come on! It's 1 over 100! 746 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,440 I know some ladies in their forties... 747 00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:48,960 - They're probably careful, work out... - Well, make Virginia work out also! 748 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,440 What? I'm going to make Virginia work out?! 749 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,160 Can you imagine Virginia doing push-ups? 750 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,800 What do you laugh? Annetta's like this because she's got a dysfunction. 751 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,160 I'm telling you! 752 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,280 We almost got engaged, when she was with me, she had a problem. 753 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,640 In short, Peppi'! 754 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:12,600 You got a job, a girl, the brother's approval! What more do you want? 755 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,280 All right, but it's not that I don't want to marry Virginia. 756 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:19,480 - I'm sorry, but I want to think about it. - How much longer, it's been 4 years! 757 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,000 You're right, but, you see, there's lots of small things. 758 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,000 - Like what? - The furniture, for instance. 759 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,920 - The furniture? I'll take care of that! - You will? 760 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,440 I'll take care of it! Let's have a soda. 761 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,640 Damn you! That's what your problem was? 762 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,720 Two sodas, quickly! 763 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,000 What're you doing? Trying to be distant with me?! 764 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,160 How's that? With everything I've done for Virginia? 765 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,680 Sheets, mattresses... 766 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,760 12 of everything... And now, even the bedroom! 767 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,640 Mom... He had no intention of marrying! 768 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,120 It was a toil! If you knew what I told him! 769 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,920 And then, better a bedroom than an old maid! 770 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,400 - Okay! Now that you've told him! - No, I assured him! 771 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,880 - I'm going out. - Where're you going? 772 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,600 You have to meet this Catina, she's a good girl. 773 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,840 And then... the bedroom! 774 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,720 Mom, I'm not getting married! No use pressing me. - Trust your mom! 775 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,440 - You must see her, she's cute. - How can you be cute when your name's Catina? 776 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,760 Tell mother if she isn't cute... 777 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,920 Catina, Paolo's here! 778 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,120 He finally came to see us. He insisted to meet you. 779 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,440 Paolo, you remember Catina? 780 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,520 - Well, no... - Glad to meet you. 781 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,240 Catina! You've become a young lady! You had braids, once? - No. 782 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,040 - I never had braids. - You didn't? - No. 783 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,160 What a... 784 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:44,400 - And what would Catina be doing? - She's in the art high-school. 785 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,520 She'll come to Rome for the exams. 786 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,280 To Rome? Too bad, you'll be studying in Rome, or we'd have met. 787 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,520 - I'll bring the other lamp, so we'll have more light. - Sure, more light... 788 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,280 Thank you, 789 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,760 I'll go to Rome a month before, so I can prepare myself. 790 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,760 And I also want to visit the museums, the galleries... 791 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,280 - Do you visit them often? - Every Sunday. 792 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,400 - How lucky to be living in Rome... - Cigarette? - No, thank you. 793 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,680 Are you familiar with the Vatican Museums? 794 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:08,800 By heart... 795 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,960 Who's your favourite painter? 796 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,240 - Barilla. - Barilla? 797 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,200 I really can't place him. What's his century? 798 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,360 - Modern. - Catina... 799 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,720 I shouldn't say it, but my son has always been very smart! 800 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,960 Serious, studious... 801 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,960 True, really a serious young man. 802 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,600 Paolo... did you go to see Jean-Louis Barrault? 803 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,640 - Who? - Jean-Louis Barrault, de la Comédie Francaise... 804 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,200 No, I've never left Rome! 805 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:46,960 - How could I see him? - But he came to Rome. 806 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,760 Well, when he came, I was gone. 807 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,440 A cake? Have a cake. They're good, you know. 808 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,080 Mother made them, so one has to eat them. 809 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,480 Isn't it so, ma'? 810 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,360 Have you seen the "Pseudus" at the Ostia Theatre? 811 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,280 No, I go to Fregene. 812 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,160 What's this, an interrogation? 813 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,200 - Well, it's late, I should be going. - So soon? 814 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,840 - Stay some more. - I can't. - Why're you leaving? 815 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,240 - It's late. - I'll walk you. - No, Paolo will! 816 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,840 - Paolo! Go with Catina. - Of course. 817 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,080 - Good evening. - Bye, Catina, say hello to your mother. - Bye. 818 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,360 Here. You want a flower? 819 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,000 Bye. 820 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,560 That Catina is really a coquette. Who does she think she is? 821 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,600 You wanted me to invite her! 822 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,280 Yes, she's a good girl, 823 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,160 but that wiseacre attitude! What does she know? Paolo knows much more! 824 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,800 You understand? I feel suffocated by this provincial life. 825 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,600 It's too narrow-minded. 826 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,120 It's too miserable. 827 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,880 It's true that... I understand you... 828 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,520 You see, there're no opportunities. 829 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,080 You are out of touch with progress, with art... 830 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,120 True, provincial life... 831 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,360 Imagine, 832 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,800 when I read they had opened the Flemish exhibition in Rome, 833 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,040 believe me, I nearly ran away from home to go and see it! 834 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,840 Did you see the Flemish? 835 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,720 Well, no... They escaped me, actually... 836 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,520 That's really a shame. 837 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,480 - Here we are. That's where I live. - Yes? 838 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,040 Would you come and have a chat with daddy? 839 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,160 No... Bring daddy to Rome... 840 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,720 - We'll all meet in Rome. - We surely will, goodbye. 841 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,600 Goodbye... 842 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,200 Flemish my foot! Fix your teeth, rather! Damn! 843 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:41,600 Drop dead, you and the Flemish! 844 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,680 Tickets, gentlemen. 845 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,800 - What's this? - What's the matter? 846 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:03,880 Sorry! 847 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,600 - Here. - Thank you. 848 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:23,040 "I pray to Thee, St. Anthony, To marry, Thou help me!" 849 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,000 Mother... 850 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,640 she's got a fixed idea... 851 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,360 Even if I wanted to, who to marry? 852 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,040 Easy for mom to say: "Get married!" 853 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:48,040 But where to find a real wife? A good, serious, understanding wife? 854 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,320 Forget it! 855 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,160 Maybe Carla? 856 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,280 Yes, among those I know... 857 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,760 But even her... 858 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,520 Carla? No way! 859 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,520 What say? Carla? 860 00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,560 This the latest model. Room for vegetables, eggs... 861 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,080 - I'd like a smaller one, miss. - Very well. This one, then... 862 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,600 Of course, it doesn't have all the features of the other one... 863 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,560 - This is the '65 model. - I like it. 864 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:13,240 Does it work with the same kind of power as irons and hot plates? 865 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,800 Of course, madam. 866 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,520 Well, I'll talk to my husband, he's against this stuff. 867 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,360 Says that cold things are are bad for health. 868 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,520 - Your husband isn't all wrong. Come back with him. - I will. 869 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,480 - Goodbye, miss. - Goodbye. 870 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,640 - Hi Carla, how're you? - You take fun in driving customers away? 871 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:32,160 She wouldn't have bought anything, cause hubbie doesn't approve. And they rule. 872 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,480 You've come to offer another great deal? 873 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:38,080 No, here is the contract you have to sign and send to Milan. 874 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,160 Listen... 875 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,080 - I haven't come for the contract. - Why then? 876 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,720 What do you mean why? 877 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:54,880 Well... 878 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,720 Why have I come? 879 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,160 You have a way to make people feel uncomfortable! 880 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,920 You always ask precise questions, you never try to understand. 881 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,680 It's not at all easy, 882 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,520 what I have to tell you. 883 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,440 Especially for a guy like me. 884 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,760 Let's hear it. What's so important you've got to tell me? 885 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,160 Sorry, did I ask a too precise question? 886 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,240 Carla... 887 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,240 I'm no longer what I used to be. 888 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,480 I don't even know what's going on. 889 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,360 It's really against my principles, everyone knows. 890 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,960 I was born a bachelor. 891 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,120 But... 892 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,480 for some time... 893 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,920 all I do is think about you! 894 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:46,680 Paolo, sorry, but you just don't know how to say such things! It's not like you. 895 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:51,280 What do you think? That I'd believe you, or even fall into your arms?! 896 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,000 Poor Paolo! You really don't understand me! 897 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,280 What's with this "Poor Paolo"? 898 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,960 Who do you think you are? Who cares about you? 899 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,720 I said it just like that! And I've got thousands better than you! 900 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:09,200 With that attitude of colonel you've got, which idiot could stay near you? 901 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:13,280 If you want to know, I found one! I'm engaged! And he's much better than you! 902 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:17,400 And if he found you here, he would kick you out! He's over 6ft tall! 903 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,480 Of course! Only a 6ft tall moron you could have found! 904 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:26,560 So, leave! What're you waiting for? You got thousands? Go! - Sure I'll go! 905 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:31,520 Here! This is the contract! Sign it! 10%! Sorry, but that's all I can do! 906 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,120 Yes, yes! There are thousands! All better than her! Oh, excuse me! 907 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,160 Well, not this one... 908 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,480 - "I have a fiancé over 6ft tall!" - Congratulations! - Thanks. 909 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:43,920 But... 910 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,400 Thousands! There are thousands! 911 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,840 This one, for instance, 912 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,640 Okay, I stop her and say what? Ask her to marry me? 913 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,280 She'll think I'm mad! 914 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,000 Look at this one! 915 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,240 She's taller than Carla's fiancé! 916 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,720 More than 6 feet, she must be 6.5 ! 917 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,560 Well, she's got heels. 918 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,720 So what? 919 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,480 Even with heels... She's quite foxy! 920 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,440 This honeymoon didn't do you any good. 921 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,680 You get back, 922 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:27,040 you criticize, you say I did nothing, that nothing works without you... 923 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,640 You could've come back sooner, since you're so smart! 924 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,160 - Have you called me, sir? - Yes, buy me cigarettes, 925 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:34,560 - I'll be right back. - You're out of cigarettes? 926 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,320 - Here, smoke these. - No, they're too strong. Riccardo will bring them. 927 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,960 If you wait for Riccardo, you'll give up smoking. 928 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:46,080 Armando, dear, what's with this tie knots? Look how's done, small one... 929 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,120 Your wife's a good cook, but she doesn't know how to do shirt collars. 930 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,640 Why? What's wrong with it? 931 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,920 Look at it! All ruffled up, like an accordion! Look at mine. 932 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,440 - Well, they do it at the guest house. - No, no... "Fulgor" laundry. 933 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:02,440 Personally by the manager. And what a manager, a 23 years old girl! 934 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,760 - Mr. Armando, Ladice on the second line. - Thank you. 935 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,440 There're some invoices for you to sign. 936 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:10,920 Let's see... 937 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:14,520 Invoices... 938 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,040 - Well? Isn't that guy coming to pick you up anymore? - Which one? 939 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:23,480 - The aviation officer. - Oh, the cadet. He's a family friend. - So? 940 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:28,000 Because he's family friend, he can't be liked by a girl? Even had a sword. 941 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,880 Well, I don't like him anyway. 942 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,880 Yet, you should decide. 943 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,920 Marriage is very important for a woman, you know? 944 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,480 Only for a woman? 945 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,760 Well, no. 946 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,400 What's that got to do? A man always has time. 947 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:49,560 In fact, a bachelor can become a husband, but then, how can he revert to bachelor? 948 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,720 If ever, widower. 949 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,400 Sir, how many signatures are you doing? 950 00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,120 Sorry... 951 00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,760 Make another copy. 952 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,640 As serious, she's serious. 953 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:09,960 Moreover, cute. 954 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,320 Young, well built. 955 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,160 I would almost... 956 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,280 What say, mom? 957 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,880 - Shall we step down? - No, we'd better not. 958 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:42,960 Why? 959 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:44,840 I meant... 960 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:50,000 So, while you would admire Rome's panorama...I'd be admiring you! 961 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,920 - Sir, I didn't know you so gallant! - No? 962 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,520 See there was no danger in coming with me? 963 00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,360 That's not why I was saying it! 964 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:02,040 It's that mother doesn't know I went out with you, and she worries if I'm late. 965 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,360 Mom, alright. Let's have a smoke, and then I'll take you to mother. 966 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,240 - Thank you. - All right? 967 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,880 - What a nice little car! - It is. 968 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:14,240 - It's comfortable even in four. - Yes, four are very comfortable, but... 969 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,640 it's better in two, isn't it? 970 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,320 You've even got a radio 971 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,720 You like it? 972 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:25,040 Did you know you can tune in even when driving without looking? 973 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:29,040 See? Am I looking? First, second, first, second... - Handy! 974 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,080 The radio is good company. 975 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,040 Yeah, as if you needed a radio to have company! 976 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:39,240 - But, Elsa, you have a low opinion of me! - Not at all, quite the opposite. 977 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:41,480 As boss, we esteem you a lot. 978 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,120 You are kind, understanding... 979 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,360 - and serious. - As your boss? 980 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:47,800 And as a man? 981 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,800 - As a man... - Well? 982 00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,960 It's getting late, please take me home, will you? 983 00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,960 You are wrong about me. 984 00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:58,040 - I've straightened up now. - Sure, sure... 985 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,080 - Make yourself at home. - Thank you. 986 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,640 I'll call mother. 987 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,040 - No need to bother! - Not at all. She'll be happy to meet you. 988 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,320 I've talked so much about you, Mr. Armando, Fornari. 989 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,720 May I? 990 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,120 Oh! 991 01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:24,040 Cute! Who is it? You at a fancy dress party? 992 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,880 - Everyone's fooled! It's my mother, when young. - No! 993 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:28,720 You're like two peas in a pod! 994 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,560 But I prefer this one, you know. 995 01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:36,680 - Can I ask you for your mother's hand? - Go ahead, if you don't mind the age. 996 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,120 No, no, such a woman can't grow old. 997 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,200 Such a woman stays... Mother! 998 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,320 Elsa, you came home late today. 999 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,160 - Let me introduce you to Mr. Anselmi, my boss. - At last I meet you! 1000 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,160 I'm so pleased by your visit! 1001 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,200 Hey! What if the daughter becomes like the mother?! 1002 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,400 What do you do if you're married?! Live with Dr. Jekyll? 1003 01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:01,240 No, I just came to see your daughter home, but now it's late, madam. 1004 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:05,440 So soon? Stay some more! Just a minute! Won't you really have anything? 1005 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,960 Come back another time! We'll be delighted! Goodbye, sir! 1006 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,120 - Hi. - Hi. 1007 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,120 Give me "Il Tempo Illustrato". 1008 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:21,000 - Seems there's none left. I'll check the display. - All right. 1009 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,280 No. This is an old edition. 1010 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,000 - All gone, dotto'. - No! 1011 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:40,320 And me who always thought you ended up right here... 1012 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,280 Dotto', you're always jokin'! 1013 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,080 Shall I be damned... 1014 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,640 - None left, then? - No. 1015 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,520 - Bye. - 'Afternoon. 1016 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,080 Who knows how much makes a newsstand? 1017 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,920 Marry a newspaper vendor, become a newspaper vendor. 1018 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:12,780 Hello, sir, 1019 01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:15,100 - Miss Anna! - Your laundry's ready. 1020 01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:17,340 - Washed well? - Sure, as always! 1021 01:02:17,420 --> 01:02:21,380 Hope so, for I have a date with a girl who knows about clean laundry. 1022 01:02:21,460 --> 01:02:23,340 - More than me? - Same as you. 1023 01:02:23,420 --> 01:02:25,340 Don't worry, you'll look fine! 1024 01:02:25,660 --> 01:02:28,300 - Is she beautiful? - Like you, Miss Anna. 1025 01:02:28,380 --> 01:02:29,860 Is she your fiancée? 1026 01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:32,380 Well, not really, but if she wants... 1027 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,580 - You didn't ask her yet? - No. 1028 01:02:34,780 --> 01:02:36,540 I'm asking her now. 1029 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:40,780 - Careful! I might take you seriously. - Anna... 1030 01:02:40,820 --> 01:02:44,620 Haven't you noticed I've been bringing over clean laundry lately? 1031 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,120 Don't I deserve a date? 1032 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:55,880 Paolo? 1033 01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:00,280 Forgive me for being late, but I went home to tidy up. 1034 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,120 - What's this dress? - You like it? 1035 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,080 It's a model! They said I'm the only one to have it! 1036 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,240 Of course! Who else would wear it? 1037 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,640 - Is it a rat? - Hey, where do you take her? 1038 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,440 Do we go to the "Open Gate"? 1039 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,840 - Huh? - Huh? 1040 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,520 - The "Open"? - They won't let you in. It's closed, the Open! 1041 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,960 Let's go in here, they've got the TV. 1042 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:24,660 - My God, this is a funeral! - No, no, quiet... 1043 01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:29,060 It's a fashionable cafe! Sit here! It's so nice. Waiter? 1044 01:03:29,220 --> 01:03:30,260 Waiter. 1045 01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,620 "Intermission" 1046 01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:38,820 We apologize with our viewers for this technical breakdown,.. 1047 01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:42,220 - Yes? - Waiter, two coffees. Is that all right? - Yes. 1048 01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:45,460 - You know that I was to be an announcer? - Really? 1049 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:49,060 - I know, I know. - How do you know if I never told you? 1050 01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:51,620 Well, I can imagine it... 1051 01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:55,620 By chance. Since the TV manager brings his laundry to our shop, 1052 01:03:55,660 --> 01:03:57,660 he pressed me for an audition! 1053 01:03:57,860 --> 01:04:01,900 Bravo. Quiet now. Now let's watch... the... TV 1054 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,680 Our game is very simple, 1055 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,040 I will mention surnames of celebrated people. 1056 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,720 You'll have to say right away their first names. 1057 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:16,320 Let's try an example. If I asked what is Aligheri's first name, 1058 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,920 you would answer right away... - Dante! 1059 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,000 Calm down, keep quiet. 1060 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:23,880 You see?! It was so easy, yet he didn't know! 1061 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,840 He said it in a low voice, that's how it's done. 1062 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:31,080 Why are you so restless? I didn't imagine you being like this. Calm down! 1063 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,560 Mozart, 1064 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:36,960 a great musician, 1065 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,000 he had two names... 1066 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:43,720 - Two names. Do you know it, miss? - Amadeus Wolfgang. - Bravo, miss. 1067 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,760 And now... Verdi! 1068 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,880 - Giuseppe. - Giuseppe. Very good. Colleoni? 1069 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:52,040 - Bartolomeo. - Bartolomeo. That's right. 1070 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,480 - Petrarca. - What was Petrarca's first name? 1071 01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,000 You don't know it either? 1072 01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,880 Of course, I know... Giovanni. 1073 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,440 - Giovanni. - Oh, Giovanni... 1074 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,760 I'll help you. Think about Assisi. 1075 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,360 Assisi... 1076 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,440 Giovanni! 1077 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,440 - Giovanni! - Keep silent. Stay calm. 1078 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,840 Keep calm. Keep calm. 1079 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:24,000 - Oh! Francesco! - Francesco! Very well! 1080 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,600 Francesco... But you told me it was Giovanni! 1081 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,520 His name was Francesco! 1082 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:36,360 Sure, Francesco is Petrarca's first name. Giovanni's the waiter. I was calling him. 1083 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,440 Giovanni!... Waiter! Come here! 1084 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,440 - How much is it, Giovanni? - 350. - Let's go. 1085 01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:47,480 Let's go, cause I never liked this place, nor will I come again. Here, 350. 1086 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,680 Well... She's not bad as wifey... 1087 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,360 Of course, she's no genius... 1088 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,520 But talks too much. Wants to know who's Petrarca. What do you care? 1089 01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,960 - Look how she's dressed... - Sir? - Who is it? 1090 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,160 Mr. Armando called. Says he's stuck at the Register Office. 1091 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,880 What do you mean stuck? I need the car! 1092 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,760 - Well, I know nothing about. - How, you know nothing? 1093 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:09,360 Sir? 1094 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,680 - You know you made a splash on my mother? - Really? 1095 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,800 Well, she too... struck me... 1096 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,480 Mom, is always mom, right? 1097 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,600 - Send her all my best. - Thank you, sir. - Mom... 1098 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:33,280 Wow! Lucky you! Always having fun! One in, one out, huh? 1099 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,720 How dare you? Who do you think she is? 1100 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,960 You won't tell me that, with those hips, you have serious intentions? 1101 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,400 Did I ask your opinion? Shut up! Stay in your place! 1102 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,520 Right away! 1103 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,320 Let's keep distances! Don't take liberties! 1104 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:46,960 Some hips... 1105 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,840 It's not her hips that are large. 1106 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,840 It's her head that's small. 1107 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,280 Lady! I'm getting in! 1108 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,080 Excuse me please. 1109 01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,760 Anna! Go forward. I'll buy the tickets. 1110 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,920 Two. Me and that young lady. Where you going? 1111 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,200 I'm getting the tickets, why that face? 1112 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,080 Anna? 1113 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:27,240 Please! 1114 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:30,040 Let me at least turn around! Anna! 1115 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:33,320 - Here! - Stay there, stay there! And I'll stay here. 1116 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:47,320 Jerk! Boor! I'll teach you to paw me! 1117 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,320 Paolo! Paolino! 1118 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,600 - Where are you? - Where is Paolino? - Paolino! Come here! 1119 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,520 Excuse me! 1120 01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,520 Hey! Where are you off to? 1121 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,600 Madam? 1122 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,160 Quiet, Jolly... 1123 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:22,400 - What's wrong? - Who knows? 1124 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,320 - I found it with a wounded ear. - Poor Jolly! 1125 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,480 I'm off, madam. I'll send for my luggage tomorrow. 1126 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,280 I'm so sorry! You really won't come back to Rome? 1127 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:35,240 Just passing through. With my new job, I'd better move to Milan. 1128 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:39,200 - Good evening, madam. - Hush, Jolly! Come in, Mr. Anselmi. 1129 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,000 Look who's here... 1130 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,880 Once... we used to meet often... 1131 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,160 True... 1132 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,640 Well, by chance... 1133 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,200 We've met tonight, haven't we? 1134 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:56,080 - Yes! For the last time. - She's leaving us, she moves to Milan. 1135 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:57,200 To Milan? 1136 01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:01,600 - And you're leaving this place? - Yes. Now here, now there. That's our life. 1137 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,520 We can't have a home, nor a family. 1138 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,800 Right? That's what men think. 1139 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,440 And... If I come to Milan, I'll look for you. 1140 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,520 - With chocolates maybe? - Right, with... - Goodbye. - Goodbye, dear. 1141 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,880 - Goodbye... - Goodbye. 1142 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:22,200 And don't forget about the "California" guesthouse, if you happen to be in Rome. 1143 01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:26,040 Rest assured, madam. I won't forget it. 1144 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,440 Salute the Amazon for us! 1145 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,080 Have a nice trip. 1146 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,160 Why don't you sit down for a moment? 1147 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,480 Poor girl... 1148 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,040 It hurts seeing people leaving. 1149 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,440 Even if you barely know them. 1150 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:53,880 Oh, yes! 1151 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,160 So much light... 1152 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:02,720 Maybe you didn't notice, but Miss. Gabriella had set her eyes on you. 1153 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,360 Come on... 1154 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:07,240 We women are never wrong about these things. 1155 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:09,880 Yes, but,.. 1156 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:13,560 she's a modern girl, free, independent... 1157 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:17,560 I assure you that type thinks about marriage more than all others. 1158 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,280 Moreover, you're a serious young man... 1159 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,240 - with a position... - Yes, yes, but... 1160 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,440 - I don't fall for it! - One never knows. 1161 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:29,280 Mr. Primi said he would never get married. 1162 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,640 And then, with the first one that came around. 1163 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:35,800 A bad lot... Imagine, he met her in a bar. 1164 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:37,240 A streetwalker! 1165 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,840 - Moreover.. - Well... 1166 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:44,520 Girls are all alike. Capable of anything, so to get married. 1167 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,320 Don't you tell me, madam. I know women... 1168 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,080 It's difficult... 1169 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,160 finding a serious woman... 1170 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:52,600 married... 1171 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,000 not a girl anymore... 1172 01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:58,280 who,.. just because of this, has... 1173 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,600 no longer vain desires. 1174 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:02,560 Who would give... 1175 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,280 without demanding. 1176 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:15,800 Jolly is more nervous like usually... maybe for the wound. 1177 01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:17,720 I'll make it another compress. 1178 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:21,440 I discovered a cut on its ear, and I really don't know how to... 1179 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:22,680 Excuse me. 1180 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:37,480 If you come near me again, I'll tear your other ear also! 1181 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:42,260 We suggest the 120L... 1182 01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:47,420 .. offered by us... on advantageous terms... 1183 01:11:47,980 --> 01:11:50,660 Better write: "extremely advantageous" 1184 01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:52,980 I lost track. How did it go? 1185 01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:56,540 "that will be offered by us on extremely advantageous terms"... 1186 01:11:56,620 --> 01:12:00,060 .. and will be delivered with... 1187 01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:02,980 .. voltage transformer, neon light, 1188 01:12:03,140 --> 01:12:06,020 ice basket, egg shelf... 1189 01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:08,500 .. and mortadella sandwich...- What? 1190 01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:13,740 Don't write this, but tell Riccardo to stop leaving the mortadella everywhere! 1191 01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:17,660 Greetings, etc... Write it down and bring it to me. 1192 01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:19,740 - Oh, my dear Armando! - Say! 1193 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:23,020 Did you answer when Silvana phoned here yesterday? 1194 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:25,780 - Yes. So? - So you made me quarrel! 1195 01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:29,900 - I?! - Yes, you told her I was gone for an hour, instead of 20 minutes. 1196 01:12:29,980 --> 01:12:33,540 - She even checks your way home? - That's not your business! 1197 01:12:34,260 --> 01:12:37,420 Is it my fault?! You wanted to get married, now enjoy it. 1198 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:40,220 That's all you're able to say! Your lifestyle is maybe fun? 1199 01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:41,940 At least I don't fight. 1200 01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:45,460 But you not only have trouble at home, you also pour it out on me! 1201 01:12:45,540 --> 01:12:47,740 For five years we always got along. 1202 01:12:47,820 --> 01:12:50,940 But since you've got married, you already raised your voice 3 times! 1203 01:12:51,020 --> 01:12:52,820 Yes! All right! All right! 1204 01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:57,700 Thank God I stopped right in time! 1205 01:12:57,780 --> 01:13:00,620 If I ever again think about getting married... 1206 01:13:01,060 --> 01:13:02,820 .. I'll chop off my hand! 1207 01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:06,100 You can live without a hand, but with a wife... 1208 01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:12,140 - We already are five days late... - I don't care! Let dottor Anselmi sign it 1209 01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:16,940 - I'm sorry. - Hi, Armando, I've brought the contract. - Talk to Paolo, I must go. 1210 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:21,920 - Miss Alberini. - Show her in, 1211 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,720 - Hi. - Hello. How're you? 1212 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,240 To what do we owe this visit? 1213 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,120 I've brought the signed contract. 1214 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:31,440 Thank you. Take a seat. 1215 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:33,800 You put 12%... 1216 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,360 But why did you bother to come?! I could've sent Fornari for it. 1217 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,600 Why's that? Couldn't you have come? 1218 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:42,320 Well, no... 1219 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:46,600 After the way you behaved last time it's obvious you don't enjoy my coming there... 1220 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:49,200 Now it's me who's misbehaving... 1221 01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:53,720 I can't understand why you come saying all those... stupidities. 1222 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,600 That you've squared up, that you've become serious... 1223 01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:02,440 You come telling these things to me! As if I didn't know you well enough... 1224 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:04,360 Okay... You're right. 1225 01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:08,440 You know me too well, you understand my intentions right away. 1226 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:12,200 All right. I won't tell you such stupidities anymore. 1227 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:13,840 All right? 1228 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:14,920 Satisfied? 1229 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,680 - As you wish. - That's fine. 1230 01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:20,960 Now, I have to go. 1231 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,440 So soon? 1232 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,640 Well, yes, yes. 1233 01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:27,080 - I'll see you out, ok? - No, don't bother. 1234 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,040 Bye... See you soon. 1235 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,120 - Sir, do you need me? - No, you come when I don't call for you. 1236 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,040 Here, this is the contract. 1237 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:55,680 - Miss. Carla has left, hasn't she? - Of course, what else? To have stayed? 1238 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,320 But she didn't stay long... 1239 01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,520 Well... not long. 1240 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:04,400 At the office... Even if she had stayed, what could we have done? 1241 01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:07,360 At the office no, but somewhere else... true, sir? 1242 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,240 Somewhere else, of course. 1243 01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:13,000 With Carla? Do you think I'm getting sentimental over Carla? 1244 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,680 I know her well, you know, after all that happened between us... 1245 01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,800 Let's not get into specifics. 1246 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,240 I could tell you... 1247 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:24,440 But it's useless telling you, you're not up to it... 1248 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:27,280 These are things a little morbid, my dear... 1249 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:28,400 Oh my God! 1250 01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:33,600 - Was it Carla? Did she hear? - Of course, she was there... 1251 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,920 - Why tell such things? - I?! 1252 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,080 - Yes, you! - What..? - How dare you? 1253 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,680 What do you want? What're you doing here? Go work, get out! Out! 1254 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,280 Imbecile! Go work! 1255 01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:49,320 She heard... 1256 01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,480 - Hi. - Hi. - Your daughter? 1257 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,680 - Carla's downstairs. She's crying. - Crying? Why? 1258 01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,280 - I don't know what happened. - She fell, hurt herself? 1259 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,360 - No. She won't tell me. - Must be a blue fit. You know how girls are... 1260 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:10,680 - Carla! - I just wanted to say hello... 1261 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:13,640 - Carla! Paolo wants to say hello. - Don't call her. Let her be... 1262 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:16,720 - Go! - I don't want to bother her, if she's crying... - It's better. 1263 01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:18,520 I'm not intruding? - No! 1264 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,360 Carla! Are you in here? 1265 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:23,080 Carla! 1266 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:25,840 It's me. 1267 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,000 A colonel that cries! 1268 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:33,280 Carla, why are you crying? 1269 01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,760 I regret what happened, but... 1270 01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,640 .. sometimes we men say things that shouldn't be said... 1271 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:41,040 It's that... 1272 01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:43,160 .. we say them just for... 1273 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,560 Is it my fault if that's how I am? 1274 01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:50,280 I am not sentimental, romantic, I am a sensible man... 1275 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,560 I am not one of those sighing under their lover's window, 1276 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:57,440 or calling at 2 am saying: "Oh there's the moon and the stars, come down" 1277 01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:02,560 Say something, Carla... 1278 01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:04,240 Please... 1279 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:11,120 They do sell these refrigerators of mine, don't they? 1280 01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,120 It's perfumed... 1281 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:19,560 Well, you were treating me badly, so I was saying that you... 1282 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,560 I mean... that you liked me. 1283 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,000 And you couldn't stand me, right? 1284 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:27,080 You never understood anything about me! 1285 01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:30,080 You mean you don't find me annoying? 1286 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:32,680 Well, even that fiancée of yours... 1287 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:34,240 .. he made me mad... 1288 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:37,120 .. you were saying he was better than I, 1.90 m tall... 1289 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:39,640 What 1.90m?! I was never engaged! 1290 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,520 - What? You weren't... - Leave me alone! 1291 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,560 All right... I'll leave you alone... 1292 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,640 I'm going... But don't cry... 1293 01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:55,840 What do you care if I cry?! 1294 01:17:55,920 --> 01:18:00,520 You aren't sentimental, you aren't one of those who call their girl at 2 am... 1295 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:03,560 - to tell her... - As for that, no, I don't... 1296 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:09,760 Even your father told me... 1297 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,360 .. he said: "You talk to her. " 1298 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,080 And I see that's even worse... 1299 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:18,640 Well... Bye. 1300 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,080 I'm leaving, then... 1301 01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:38,960 I've left... 1302 01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,160 It makes me rage! 1303 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:55,520 And then, why is she crying? If at least she were in love with me... 1304 01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:00,600 One can't marry a woman only because she's in love with him... No way! 1305 01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:06,340 And then, what's that got to do? If I were also in love... 1306 01:19:10,780 --> 01:19:11,860 Are you in love? 1307 01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:14,420 Are you in love? 1308 01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:05,500 She surely has a... 1309 01:20:05,860 --> 01:20:08,340 - Hasn't she? - You'll see... - What's he saying? 1310 01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:10,660 We were saying your friend is very talented. 1311 01:20:10,740 --> 01:20:14,500 - She's a good dancer. - She made a splash everywhere with the way she dances. 1312 01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:17,180 - Not only for that... - Do you like her a lot? 1313 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:20,740 Maybe I'm wrong, but she's putting on quite an act... 1314 01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:37,780 She'll change, and then she'll come at our table. 1315 01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:41,980 Who? Abbe? - Didn't I tell you? - No! - Carmen met her in Barcelona. - Really? 1316 01:20:42,020 --> 01:20:44,340 That's the kind of thing I set up... 1317 01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:48,060 - Like the last time... - Why, didn't you have fun? 1318 01:20:48,100 --> 01:20:49,220 Well, no... 1319 01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:51,780 - You weren't there... - Stop being formal! 1320 01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:54,260 Yes? Good idea, we've met since two hours already. 1321 01:20:54,340 --> 01:20:57,460 - She knows some pretty dirty jokes... - Cut it out! 1322 01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:03,340 Shall we dance, Carmen? 1323 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:21,040 - He's cute, Camillo, isn't he? - Yes, but sometimes he exaggerates. 1324 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:22,520 No... are you offended? 1325 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:26,800 No, but saying I'm telling dirty jokes, that's not nice, is it? 1326 01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:30,640 He's joking! You know Camillo... 1327 01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:36,960 Here she is! Cami'! Cami'! 1328 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:38,920 Cami'... Abbe... 1329 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,240 - What do you want? - She's come! 1330 01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:54,120 Enchanted... 1331 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,120 - Why, can't I say it? - Are you mad? 1332 01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:58,800 Why? Is she offended? 1333 01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,200 Poquito tired? 1334 01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,760 - No, no... Not at all tired. - At all? 1335 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,360 - I don't like when sit down. - Me neither. I like standing. 1336 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,800 - Go dance! - No, no... 1337 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:16,160 - My friend is a very good dancer. - He's joking... 1338 01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:20,360 - Come on... - I can't... - It's a slow dance... - Yes... 1339 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:26,920 Take a dive... 1340 01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:32,960 - I'm taking a dive... - No, no, no... 1341 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:34,720 - No? - Easy... Mire... 1342 01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:45,920 I've got it... Modern boogie... 1343 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,040 I got it. 1344 01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:02,720 - Thank you... - No, no, no! 1345 01:24:07,140 --> 01:24:08,780 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1346 01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:12,220 - You excuse me. - It's time for me to change. 1347 01:24:17,980 --> 01:24:19,020 May I? 1348 01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:43,760 Hello! Carla? It's me, Paolo. 1349 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:47,640 Do you mind? 1350 01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:51,480 It's 2 am. 1351 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:56,520 It's true. It rains... 1352 01:26:58,760 --> 01:26:59,760 Yes. 1353 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:02,280 Yes. 1354 01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:04,880 Yes. 1355 01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:05,960 Yes. 1356 01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:11,600 Miss Carla Alberini do you take Mr Paolo Anselmi, here present, for your husband... 1357 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,280 according to the rite of Holy Mother Church? 1358 01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:15,360 Yes. 1359 01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:24,880 - THE END - 109285

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