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This programme contains very strong
language and adult humour.
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Come on.
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Where d'you want this then?
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What?
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Give over sulking.
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I said I was sorry
about the boat, man.
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All you had to do
was put a fucking hole in it.
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There.
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Yeah, in the blazing sun.
It's ten bags of cheddar Dan.
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If I want the opinions
of a cheese thief, I'll ask for it.
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I'm not a fucking cheese thief.
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What's that?
Cheese.
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How'd you get it?
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I fucking stole it. I get it.
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I get what you are doing.
Oi, stop laughing!
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(WHISPERS)
Cheese thief.
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It better be proper stinky.
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I'm not paying hundred quid
for some mild cheddar.
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We said 180!
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What ya doing?
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(TUTS)
Look at him.
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Rubbing cheese into his gums
like Scarface.
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(VOICE CHOKED)
One thirty?
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That cheese
just took your breath away.
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1...
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2... 9?
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What does that mean, 1-2-9?
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Hundred and twenty-nine.
Say hundred and twenty-nine
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when you know
I am bad with numbers!
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Now one fifty or I'm gonna take
my van of cheese
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and I'm just gonna fuck clean off.
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I hope your girlfriend
likes cheese toasties.
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Girlfriend?
Love em, actually.
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Oi Dan, fucking hang fire.
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I don't want to be stuck
with a load of cheese.
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Hundred and... thirty... five?
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Done.
Fuck!
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Ahh! I am fucking sick of this shit.
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These are bad jobs.
I don't wanna be stealing cheese.
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I do have a buyer
looking for something very special.
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Bees.
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(SCREAMING)
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I don't do bees.
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This buyer
is prepared to pay top whack
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for some high-quality hives. And...
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..he's French.
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What's him being French
got to do with anything?
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Well, they do eat
a lot of garden animals don't they?
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Snails and frogs and that.
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Maybe they eat bees too?
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Keep most of them
for making honey, but...
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..y'know nibble a couple of crunchy
ones off the top.
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Fuck's going on in your head?
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What's in there, just...
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..Bovril and sawdust?
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Gonna get 'em me or what?
No.
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Scared of bees Vinnie?
(SCREAMING)
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Fucking hell.
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I am not frightened...
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..of bees.
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Five hundred.
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Per hive, all in.
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That's a lot of money isn't it?!
Thereabouts.
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I'm stealing these bees
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because I can.
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Alright?
Alright.
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They don't frighten me at all.
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Cool.
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Gonna steal the shit
out of them bees.
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♪ BARRETT STRONG:
Money (That's What I Want) ♪
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♪ The best things in life
are free. ♪
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♪ But you can give them
to the birds and bees. ♪
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♪ I need money. ♪
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Ah Vin, thank you.
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Forgot I had a meeting
with supplier.
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Thought I was your supplier.
What's going on there?
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Proper supplier.
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Like lemons and tonic waters
and pickled walnuts.
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Pickled walnuts aren't a thing,
are they?
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I know. I told Tommo
he could design a house cocktail
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y'know, stop him moaning.
Mm-hm.
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Came up with a 'Muddy Knuckle'.
(PHONE RINGING)
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Disgusting.
I know.
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I'm going to cancel the order.
Say it didn't arrive.
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He'll have a fucking meltdown.
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Are you alright to give Tyler
his tea and put him to bed then?
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Yeah.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
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He likes Monster Munch doesn't he?
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Bit of Frosty Jack's,
couple of tinnies.
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Just have a big sesh...
Give over!
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Couple of lines of err...
Stop it!
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Here he is... Come here to me you.
Give me a snuggle you pig. Oh...
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(CHUCKLES)
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Right Vin, I'm gonna have to go, OK?
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You be good for your Uncle... Dad?
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Can't we have tea all together?
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Like a family?
I'm busy darling, I can't...
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Right, come on.
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Sausage, beans and chips.
Bye.
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See you later. Let's see
what they're having for their tea.
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What are you having for your tea?
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Fucking bees.
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They're serious. That's a serious-
Everyone's scared of bees.
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Yeah.
Y'know?
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I mean enough of 'em,
they'll kill you, Chris.
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They'll fucking kill-
They're not like a moth.
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Dusty ass moth.
(LAUGHS)
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Oi! Oi!
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Sorry. I was listening.
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No, you weren't.
Look at this.
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Oh fuck! How's she got
her fucking legs to do that?
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Magician's assistant.
Ohhh!
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Sorry Vin. Go on.
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The only reason I'm nicking bees
is cos I was showing off
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in front of that girl, Sam.
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I like her.
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I really like her actually.
She's lovely.
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I just- I'm frightened
that if I fall for her,
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fucking hell,
she could just leave me. Or...
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..Erin, I mean what if
SHE changes her mind,
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she's the love of my life.
She'll change her mind...
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Are you, fucking,
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you're fighting off
an erection you are!
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No!
Fucker!
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Well, it's not for you is it?
What a relief(!)
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She put in all the hard work.
She's earned it.
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Dude, stop perving on her.
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Sorry.
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Get off.
(SMASH)
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Shit.
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Vinnie...
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..trusting your heart with somebody
is the most...
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..terrifying thing you can do.
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But if it works out,
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even for a bit...
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..then it's worth it.
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That was really beautiful man.
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Yeah, it was, wasn't it...
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Yeah, it was good advice.
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Oh for God's sake!
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Have you made yourself cry
with your own words?
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Naah...
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Come here, I need a hug...
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Oh fuck dude.
It's gone. It's gone.
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It's not gone.
Dude, it's not gone.
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Don't cry in my fucking face...
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♪ ROXY MUSIC: Love is the drug ♪
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High Class Tentacle porn?
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Private exhibition of erotica
at a pop up gallery.
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So... it's a picture...
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..of a woman...
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..getting... by an octopus?
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Yeah.
Correct...
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Why do you want a photo of a woman
doing it with an octopus?
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Because, Ashley,
it's worth fucking thousands!
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Dylan?
Oh, fuck off.
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Dylan, hang on, this is right up
your street mate,
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you love calamari.
Do you lot often steal porn?
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You know what, it does come up
more often than you might expect.
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Would she not drown, no? The woman.
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No. Fun fact.
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Octopuses can survive
up to half an hour outside of water.
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That's plenty of time to, you know-
(WHISTLES)
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Right then, so just to confirm,
we are all up for nicking the porn?
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Yes?
No. No. Hey, no.
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No we're not stealing porn.
You've fucking had porn.
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Hang on. Hang on.
I've got a job.
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What is it?
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Bees.
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Drugs?
Fuck no! Bees. Bees dude.
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The letters?
Yeah, the letters.
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We're gonna steal all the letter b's
so no one else can use them Ash.
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You fucking... lemonhead.
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Bees!
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B- why can't anyone
understand the concept.
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It's a fucking insect.
Bees.
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We're doing it tonight.
Ah no, I've plans!
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You have not got plans.
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You're playing
Assassin's Creed online
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with a load of shagging teenagers
from Cheetham Hill.
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You move bees after the last one
has flown into the hive
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but before they wind down
for the evening.
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I hate them.
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But I do respect them.
(Jesus.)
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Will you be coming with us?
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No. Bees are very dangerous.
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For the rest of yer
that isn't terrified
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of a kamikaze insect
that's that fucking big,
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you'll meet me out there
at 5pm on the shagging dot.
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Here. Have them passes.
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Give your granny a thrill.
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She's allergic to seafood.
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So the fuck am I,
I don't go banging on about it.
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What is it, shit on Tommo night?
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So, when am I gonna see this
magical woodland hideaway of yours?
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Erm...?
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I could... come over tonight?
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After your bee heist?
It-
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It's not a bee heist...
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It's err...
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I'd like that.
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Yeah. Nine-ish or summat?
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Yeah. Can't wait.
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Alright. OK.
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♪ RAY J: Right Place Wrong Time. ♪
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I mean why, why have we driven
20 miles for bees?
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Doesn't Jim know
somewhere more local than this?
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Only cunts keep bees.
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No, he didn't.
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So, I went online
and found this gaff.
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It's a cafe, ran by posh twats
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who are, like, 237th in line
for the fucking throne
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or some shit.
She's not closed up just yet Vin?
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Maybe we should come back, so?
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No, it'll dark by then,
we need to get it done.
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You get yourself in there,
do some flirting Dyl.
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Just distract her a little bit.
Why me?
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Because you are the only vaguely
gorgeous one amongst us.
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What do I do, send in Fat Ronaldo?
I'm gorgeous too!
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Your hands are massive
and they scare girls, dude.
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In fairness he is the only one
I would pay to see... fucking.
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No, I've got a better idea,
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let's send in
this fucking sociopath instead,
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that owns a sex dungeon,
d'you know...
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What about Cardi, so?
I am not sending Cardi in...
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Why not? Ah, cos he's married.
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Yeah, that's why,
cos he's fucking married.
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You get in there and flirt
like your life depends on it.
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Unbutton that wartime earthy number
and show some pectoral.
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Rest of us are gonna steal
some bees. Let's do this baby.
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I'm afraid the kitchen's closed...
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♪ ETTA JAMES:
I Just Wanna Make Love To You ♪
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Although...
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..I'm keeping the till open
a little bit longer?
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♪ I don't want you... ♪
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I love this song.
Hm.
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♪ ..to be no slave. ♪
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Actually, I was wondering
if you could tell me
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something about bees?
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I was thinking of getting some.
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A... gift for...
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..your wife or girlfriend?
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No.
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Because... none of those exist.
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I would be delighted.
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Lady Beverly Gresham.
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Er, Martin.
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Martin... Bee...singstoke.
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Uh.
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Listen, we've gotta be stealthy.
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We have got eight hives
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we've got four minutes,
we need to get moving.
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Where's Cardi?
254
00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,960
Where the fuck is he?
Oh my God...
255
00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,000
For fuck's sake, what are you doing?
256
00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,720
(MUFFLED)
I don't wanna get stung.
257
00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,600
D'you hear?
Can't hear a word...
258
00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,800
I said...
259
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,640
I don't want to get stung.
260
00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,880
Tommo's taped the holes up,
you'll be grand.
261
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,320
I've taped up the bee holes.
Not for the first time.
262
00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,680
But always with a safe word.
I'm sick of them innuendos, dude.
263
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,120
It's constant. Have you ever
taped up anyone's bumhole?
264
00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,440
No.
No, shut up then.
265
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,640
They won't suffocate will they?
I don't want to kill any of them.
266
00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,040
They're in... denial.
267
00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,280
They're fucking in decline.
268
00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:56,960
Go and get an 'ive, yeah?
Put it in the van.
269
00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,160
A bees brain
is the size of a sesame seed.
270
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200
Wow.
271
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,080
Wow. That's incredible, yeah.
272
00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,520
Wow. That's small isn't it?
273
00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,520
No. Not small for a bee.
274
00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,840
They are incredibly clever. Yeah.
275
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,880
How?
276
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,600
They dance.
277
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,440
I know a lot of dancers.
278
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,920
Not one of them is in Mensa.
279
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,600
♪ SANTANA: Black Magic Woman ♪
280
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,320
The average honeybee
281
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,360
will make
282
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,200
one twelfth
283
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,520
of a teaspoon of honey
284
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,680
before it dies.
285
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,040
A lifetime of endeavour...
286
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,640
..just swallowed.
287
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,640
Oh no...
288
00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,880
♪RODRIGO Y GABRIELA:
Diablo Rojo ♪
289
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,560
What's the matter, Martin?
Err...
290
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,800
Ah, ah, Cramp.
291
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,200
Ah, oh!
292
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:56,760
Get away.
293
00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,720
Vin, I'm not going back over there.
294
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,960
Yes you are you big twat.
295
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,480
Get the fuck in there
and go and get the last hive.
296
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,880
There's one fucking left.
297
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,920
Ahh!
Ooh fuck...
298
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,560
It's so easy to live for bees.
299
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,960
Right, this has been really lovely.
300
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,760
Oh, uh, do you want to stay
for a, a, another drink?
301
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,800
Something stronger?
302
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,320
I make a honeycomb martini
that will set your soul on fire.
303
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,920
No. I'm good. I'm good.
304
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:21,960
Erm...
305
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,480
Please, take one of these.
306
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,240
It's got my number on it.
307
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,600
You just give me a "buzz"
308
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,640
if you want to know anything more
about bees.
309
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,360
Um...
310
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,560
Never h- uh, honey?
311
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,960
It's Royal jelly.
312
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,320
Bee saliva.
313
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,760
It has a huge range
of medicinal benefits,
314
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,440
but I mainly use it as...
315
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,480
(DEEP INHALE)
316
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,880
..an aphrodisiac.
317
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,040
You put a spoon of that
in someone's drink
318
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,280
and you can have... anyone you like.
319
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,640
It sounds- it sounds a little bit
non... non-consensual.
320
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,880
They always consent.
321
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,920
Eventually.
322
00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,560
Yeah, it's be-
it's been really lovely.
323
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,160
♪ THE DRIFTERS: Honey Love ♪
324
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,120
♪ I'm gonna get me some ♪
325
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,360
♪ honey love. ♪
326
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,240
♪ Yes, I love it, I love it... ♪
327
00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,280
Come on.
328
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,560
Jesus Christ, what's the deal?
329
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,560
You had the easiest job,
took the longest.
330
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,320
Fuck me! She was the perfect mix
of tedious and terrifying.
331
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,720
Sounds like that bloody porno
332
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,960
you found about the woman
and her car tax.
333
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,080
I just like a bit of variety,
you know, bedroom wise.
334
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,480
I just thought
maybe did Tommo have anything...
335
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,440
..fun, like, lying around,
you know?!
336
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,480
What, Cardi too vanilla
for you now, is he?
337
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,480
Oh no, no not at all, no.
338
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,160
I just thought about y'know,
339
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,680
cranking it up a gear, like,
now that we're legal y'know?
340
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,440
Surely there must be something there
in one of them filing cabinets.
341
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,600
Butt plug behind the radiator
or something like that?
342
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,720
Ah...
343
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,760
..anal beads!
344
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,120
Oh no...
345
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,280
Don't worry Holy Father, not even I
wouldn't take it that far.
346
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,520
Or like one of them
Korean wank aids.
347
00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:00,160
Maybe one of them silicone,
like, vibrating arseholes
348
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,120
that throbs along
to the Bee Gees' music?
349
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,120
I actually did find something
but I think it might be too dirty.
350
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,520
Dirtier the better.
No, I mean like dirty as in...
351
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,400
"matted hair and bits of carpet".
352
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,120
I honestly do not mind
if it's a bit grubby like.
353
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,040
Squirt of fairy liquid
and that there be game ball like...
354
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,080
Does he not know
about the money yet?
355
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,240
No.
356
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,480
Well, have you spoke Vinnie?
357
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,880
Absolutely not.
358
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,240
Well, like, what are you gonna do?
359
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,800
He's not gonna give up is he?
360
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,320
Mr McCann.
361
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,760
Hi, I wasn't ignoring you...
362
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,000
Erm, yeah I know, I know...
It's just...
363
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,280
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?
364
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,680
You know I like to see the books
once a week.
365
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,000
I know. I know. It's just because
we've been really busy.
366
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,160
I'm working from home today,
so erm...
367
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,760
..come over about eight, yeah?!
368
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,200
Yes Mr McCann, yeah.
369
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,960
Oh, and Erin?
Hm?
370
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,440
Don't you ever dare
ignore my calls again.
371
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,760
♪ OS MUTANTES: A Minha Menina ♪
372
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,760
(SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)
373
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,080
(SCREAMS)
There's one in my helmet,
374
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,200
get it off, get it off.
375
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,040
I can't grab your helmet
if you don't stop thrashing about.
376
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,960
Now that, I have said before.
377
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,160
It's in my ear.
378
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,880
It wants my brain.
379
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,920
It's gonna be fucking disappointed
if it gets there love.
380
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,640
It's got me
in the fucking eye, dude.
381
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,920
Have you nicked a fucking jar
of honey off that- you...
382
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,880
I haven't nicked it.
She gave it to me.
383
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,320
It's not honey. It's royal...
Royal jelly.
384
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,720
It's just a middle-class honey
is all that is...
385
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,000
No. No. No.
Royal Jelly is a secretion.
386
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,840
Why's she given you
a jar of bee spunk for?
387
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,160
It's bee spit Cardi.
388
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,560
Oh fuck,
there's a distinctive tang off that.
389
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,440
Spunk, spit; all does the same job.
Oh...
390
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,120
Tell you what,
I'll have a bit of that.
391
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,160
Go on Tommo. Oh!
392
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,960
Full finger of it.
(LAUGHS)
393
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,360
No, no, no. No, no.
394
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,800
I have tried spunk in my time.
395
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,640
And that my friend,
that is not spunk.
396
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,720
Go on!
Go on, 'ave a bit.
397
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,200
Get a bit of spunk down ya!
398
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,240
Real men try a bit of spunk
from time to time.
399
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,280
Go on, go on.
(ALL LAUGHING)
400
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,000
And again. And again. Go on.
401
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Ahhh!
402
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,480
Fuck!
403
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,680
Alright?
Alright, you alright?
404
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,640
I just drilled
me fucking head into...
405
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,680
(BUZZING)
406
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,040
Oh fuck.
407
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,720
Bees!
408
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,760
(ALL SHOUTING)
409
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,920
Fuck.
410
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,120
Ah...
411
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,760
Ooh!
412
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,520
Ooh, fucking hell.
413
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,840
What?
414
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,320
Swollen...
415
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,240
Oh fucking hell...
416
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,360
What are we going to do now?
Shit... let me have a look.
417
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,760
What ya doing?
Just gon' have a look.
418
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,040
Keep it fucking closed.
Oh fuck...
419
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,640
Fucking fuck. Shitty bees!
420
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,480
Is there anything that...
calms them down?
421
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,880
Like... jazz or...
422
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,720
Fucking Jazz? Who the fuck...
Nobody listens to Jazz.
423
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,280
I listen to jazz.
He loves it.
424
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,800
Oh du- do break out
your fucking saxophone,
425
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,040
won't yer, you dickheads...
426
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,880
♪ THE METERS: Cissy Strut ♪
427
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,000
Smoke.
428
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,720
Right empty your bloody pockets,
weed, hash,
429
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:08,880
whatever the fuck you've got.
430
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,200
Ay, oi. What d'you do,
rob a pick 'n' mix?
431
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,040
They're your keys you dickhead!
432
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,320
We need them.
433
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,560
Ketamine?
No.
434
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,600
It's a tranquilizer, int it.
435
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,040
Yeah it is a tranquilizer
for fucking horses, Tom.
436
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,280
Not just horses Vincent. Also...
437
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,160
..camels and that.
You've fucking made that up.
438
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,880
Give me your cigs.
No. No. No. No. Vincent.
439
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,440
I'll fucking mess your hair up.
Give me your fucking cigs...
440
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,280
No. No. No. No.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
441
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200
Come on.
442
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,240
We're gonna need some blowing.
Go on Ash.
443
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,120
We're on, we're on!
Dyl, get the door.
444
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,600
3, 2, 1, go...
445
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,640
Right, we still can't get back
in the van.
446
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,840
How're we supposed to get back home?
JJ.
447
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800
(PHONE RINGING)
448
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,400
Vin, I'm a bit busy, alright?
449
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,120
You couldn't give us a lift
could ya love?
450
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,280
How fucked is my van?
N-no, don't panic, just-
451
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,440
I think it's a tow situation
to be honest with yer.
452
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,440
What have you done to her?
I fucked it into a post.
453
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,520
It's a superficial prang.
454
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,240
It fucking adds character,
if anything.
455
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,720
Come and get us dude.
Now?
456
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,480
No, no, no. Just keep your feet up
and relax you fucking lemon.
457
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,520
Where do you think I am?
I'm in the fucking quagmire,
458
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,000
my trainers are just fucked.
Where are you?
459
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,840
Err, I dunno, there's fields
and a fucking great big road. Dyl?
460
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,400
JJ, mate, I'm gonna drop you a pin.
461
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,520
We're all gonna need to fit
so bring something roomy.
462
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,760
Wait? What?
How longs he gonna be?
463
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,280
Fuck knows... An hour?
Shit.
464
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,600
Well, there's no point
waiting for him here is there?
465
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,840
I noticed a nice country pub
maybe half a mile back.
466
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,080
And I myself am partial
to a pint of cider
467
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,440
and some Wasabi peas.
468
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,200
We just robbed the local cafe
of a load of rare fucking bees
469
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,480
and you want to go to the fucking
local boozer, get pissed up?
470
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,600
It's not the 1970s.
471
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,000
Not everyone in the countryside
knows everyone else anymore.
472
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,440
It's all tourists and second
homeowners round here anyway.
473
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,800
Yeah. It's fucking freezing.
474
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,840
Cardi?
475
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,160
I'll have a pint.
476
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,120
Cardi, get out
of that fucking diving suit will ya.
477
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,160
What d'you reckon then?
478
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,120
Farmers or wankers?
479
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,360
Definitely wankers.
480
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,800
Y'alright fellas.
481
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,640
(JUKEBOX BUTTONS BEEPING)
482
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,880
♪ CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL:
Bad Moon Rising ♪
483
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,640
(QUIETLY)
They don't look much like
484
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,280
second homeowners to me.
No.
485
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,320
Get the drinks in, Dyl.
486
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,640
♪ I see trouble on the way.
Evening fellas.
487
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,160
Lovely pub you've got here.
488
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,080
How's it going?
Five pints of lager...
489
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,600
..and can I get a look
of complete disdain as well please.
490
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,080
We only do mead.
491
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,640
Mead?
492
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,360
Nectar of the Gods.
493
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,120
Yeah, love- yeah, lovely.
494
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,120
Five-five meads then, please.
495
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,520
Queen's Finger, Worker's Toil
or Honeyhive?
496
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,800
Give him the finger,
everyone else does.
497
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,200
Yeah. No. Y'know it's good because
it makes your thing go green.
498
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,920
What the fuck is that?
499
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,040
It's mead. It's all they had.
500
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,360
Looks like tramp piss.
501
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,120
Woah... I don't mind that.
502
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,960
Oooh!
That's... hm.
503
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,120
What kind of a pub only sells mead?
504
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,560
Well, I mean err...
this kind of pub?
505
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,880
It's a fucking 18th century
monk's drink innit?!
506
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,120
Yeah, what's your point?
My point is...
507
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,240
(LOW VOICE)
..normal people
508
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,320
don't fucking drink mead do they!
And normal pubs don't sell it.
509
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,960
Tourists drink all kinds of shit
won't they?
510
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,360
(WHISPERED)
This ain't a tourist pub dude!
511
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,960
Glover.
Vinnie.
512
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,600
Enjoying your mead then lads?
513
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,440
Yeah it's delicious.
Fucking nice yeah.
514
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,400
It's different.
Interesting ain't it?
515
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,760
It's a beautiful drink.
516
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,720
Better than milk.
517
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,640
Ay, lads?
(LOCALS CHEER)
518
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,080
Bees...
519
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,920
..are much better than cows.
520
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,880
Which do you prefer?
521
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,120
Bees or cows?
522
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,880
I love bees. Just love 'em.
523
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,640
What about you lad?
524
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,680
Er, bees.
525
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,120
Bees Sir. Bees yeah.
526
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,840
Err, bees, bees all day long int'it.
All of us.
527
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,600
Well, I like both?
528
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,040
(MUMBLES)
Fucking hell.
529
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400
Both?
530
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,240
Ash!
531
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,280
(LAUGHING)
532
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,600
So...
533
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,520
..what brings you lads in here
this evening then eh?
534
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,280
Ou-we- our van broke down.
535
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,680
Oh, right.
536
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,640
Well if you need to call the AA
there's a payphone on bar.
537
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,960
Thanks man.
Thanks.
538
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,800
They tried to put a mast up
round here, once.
539
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,240
Never tried again.
540
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,920
You need some ice on that lad!
541
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:16,960
He's alright.
542
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,240
Err ,yeah.
543
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,800
Thank you though, sweet of you.
You're fine aren't you, our lad?
544
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,800
Oh!
(LAUGHS)
545
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,280
Hey(!)
546
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,320
Oh, he's...
547
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,800
Shit! Fuck! What the fuck was that?
548
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,720
I thought it was alright.
Shut the fuck up!
549
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,840
Listen to me. Listen to me...
550
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,800
Have you noticed?
Why what's wrong?
551
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,600
Am I the only fucking one... Bees!
What?
552
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,640
There's fucking bees everywhere.
553
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,760
Bees, this and that, y'know.
554
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,000
It's making me uncomfortable,
555
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,960
given the nature of what we've got
in the back of the van.
556
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,440
Drink the tramp piss
557
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,560
and let's get
the fuck out of here.
558
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,560
Your eye is upsetting these locals,
do you know that?
559
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,720
Yeah?
560
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,760
Don't be sick.
It's disgusting.
561
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,840
It's Lady Gresham.
562
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,280
Bees are gone.
563
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,320
They've been stolen.
564
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,640
Shit.
565
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,560
(SHOUTING)
Not a-fucking-gain!
566
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,560
I thought you'd chained hives down?
567
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,840
I did chain hives down.
568
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,120
Twice.
569
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,960
But you know what they're like.
570
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,440
They'll nick anything.
571
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,680
(SHOUTS)
Anything.
572
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,760
The lead from your roof.
573
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,960
The water from your taps.
574
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,720
Wait there.
Yeah.
575
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,080
One little shite
576
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,560
stole the compost out me bin.
577
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,360
And now those bloody bees.
578
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,640
(SHOUTING)
Again.
579
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,760
Well, I'm not fucking having it.
580
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,600
Not this time.
581
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,800
You.
582
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,480
Look at you.
583
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,480
If anyone in this pub...
584
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,960
..looks like a fucking thief...
585
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,520
..it's him.
586
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,600
(WHISTLES)
587
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,640
Don't be shy.
588
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,520
What happened to your eye, lad?
589
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,560
Cardi...
590
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,320
B-
591
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,880
Bee sting.
Oh, ho-ho!
592
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,480
Alright. Alright Hang on.
593
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,000
Now just-
594
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,040
(ALL TALKING)
595
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,600
Chill out a minute. Just hang fire.
596
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,680
Look- alright. Fucking hell, we did.
597
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,320
We stole the bees.
598
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,840
I didn't know
it meant this much to yers.
599
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,880
I am really sorry.
Shall I call police?
600
00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,960
Fuck off!
601
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,840
Only thing worse than a thief
602
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,240
is a fucking copper.
603
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,320
Agreed.
604
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,600
Well then,
605
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,640
what?
606
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,280
Put 'em in cellar?
607
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,120
We're not fucking going
in the cellar.
608
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,000
(SHOUTS)
Get in... the fucking... cellar.
609
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,640
Oh scary bee man
with his shite blunderbuss.
610
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,280
It's a fucking ornamental thing,
that-
611
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,120
Fucking hell!
Where's the fucking cellar?
612
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,200
What's it like in cellar?
613
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,920
Not nice!
614
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,680
Alright you...
615
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,840
What's that?
616
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,440
My penis. Cos your fucking hands
are down there.
617
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,760
Keys.
618
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,920
Well just say keys then.
619
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,720
Fucking Nosferatu.
620
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,760
Get out of it.
621
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,800
You'll find your bees
in a van up the way.
622
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,560
You better fucking hope I do, lad.
623
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,120
(BOLTS LOCKING)
624
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,120
Fuck.
625
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,960
Oh, fucking hell.
626
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,200
Come on you rusty bastard.
627
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,680
Not a single bar.
628
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,400
Christ.
629
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,960
Fuckers've been gone ages
haven't they?!
630
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,440
Latch won't budge lads.
631
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,800
There's no chance.
Shit.
632
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,520
Don't worry boys.
633
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,560
I've got a plan.
634
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,640
(SHOUTS)
635
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,040
Oh, nice one Tommo...
636
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,160
Meant to be seeing Sam tonight.
Are ya?
637
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,240
Yeah.
Oh, for... sexy time?
638
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,040
Yeah.
639
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,080
Sex is like...
640
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,760
..playing the violin, innit?
641
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,520
I don't know what I'm doing.
642
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,840
(SIGHS)
What do you think they'll do to us?
643
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,960
I reckon they'll let us go
when they get their bees back.
644
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,400
Yeah. I hope-
645
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,440
Oh, fuck!
646
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,080
Oh, fucking hell!
647
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,720
What is it?
648
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,680
Is that-
Ooh fuck me!
649
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,280
No that's a...
Fuck me, that's a dog. Dog. A dog.
650
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,880
Yeah. That's a Labrador.
100 percent. Dog.
651
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,000
Is it?
652
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,040
Dog yeah.
653
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,920
How do you think it died?
654
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,360
Maybe Carl Slater
bummed it to death?
655
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,080
Shit!
656
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,680
Thank you for finding them.
657
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,720
My little babies.
658
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,240
I know how much those bees
mean to you.
659
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,200
Stupid bastards,
660
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,680
coming into our pub,
661
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,920
after doing this.
662
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,400
Where are my bees?
663
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,440
Eh?
664
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,360
(SCREAMS)
665
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,160
There you go.
666
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,680
You be careful with him, love.
667
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,760
It's fine. I'm his business partner.
668
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,600
Urgh, it's so hot down here, dude?
669
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,920
(SIGHS)
anybody else feeling dead hot?
670
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,680
It's like...
671
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,840
..you just can't breathe,
it's all muggy.
672
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,640
We're not gonna die down here,
are we?
673
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,440
Alright, just sit down for a minute,
your eye's probably...
674
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,000
Is it bad?
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
675
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,400
Dyl. Dyl.
Yeah?
676
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,800
Go and see if there is any mead
in one of them bloody barrels.
677
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,880
Might take the edge off.
Why bother eh?
678
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:53,560
Might as well just leave us to rot
with the other fucking detritus.
679
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,360
That's all we are, innit?
680
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,560
Human debris
in the wheelie bin of existence.
681
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,760
Nothing's loose,
it's all solid, sure.
682
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,360
The only way out is the hatch,
or the front door.
683
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,600
I can't fucking do it.
684
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,440
(SOBBING)
I can't fucking do it anymore.
685
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,880
I'm a husk.
686
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,840
I'm a shell.
687
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,760
I'm a fucking broken man.
688
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,440
Come on God.
689
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,440
Hey? You big dickhead.
690
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,480
Strike me down.
691
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,560
Fucking finish me off.
Put me out of my misery. Cos...
692
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,160
..I have had e-fucking-nough...
693
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,760
Try that hatch again?
Yeah.
694
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,800
Oh, yeah, do that.
695
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,600
It's fucked.
696
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,160
The numbers are off.
697
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,480
Yeah. I was expecting the takings
to be a lot higher than this.
698
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,920
About thirty thousand pounds higher.
699
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,720
OK, erm...
(CLEARS THROAT)
700
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,480
My fucking brother, my...
701
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,240
My brother, he...
702
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,560
.."borrowed" money from the safe
703
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,240
and I tried to get it back off him,
I swear, I went after him.
704
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,280
How much?
705
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,560
All of it.
706
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,280
I know this is my fault
and I promise, I will pay you back.
707
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,440
Every single penny.
708
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,480
I've actually come up
with a repayment plan.
709
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,440
Think of it like a... business loan.
(CLEARS THROAT)
710
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,520
Here is a project turnover growth
711
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,080
and this is the amount
that you'll be getting
712
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,880
every single month
from my share of the profits.
713
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,440
I know it's gonna take a while
Mr McCann,
714
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,160
but I promise you,
you are gonna have
715
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,320
one of the best clubs
in the North West when I'm finished.
716
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,440
No.
717
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,960
No?
No.
718
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,160
The money gets paid back, in full,
by the end of the month.
719
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,440
But it's thirty grand.
720
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,360
We can't raise that sort of cash.
721
00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,960
There are...
722
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,440
..other repayment options available.
723
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,280
(SIGHS)
724
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,040
I'll come up with the money.
725
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,600
Make sure you do.
726
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,520
I was driving past
your lad's school the other day.
727
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,000
You've got to be so careful
outside schools.
728
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,640
Take your eye off the road
for one second and...
729
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,680
..well.
730
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,800
Those sort of accidents
don't bear thinking about do they?
731
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,880
In full.
732
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,200
By the end of the month.
733
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,600
Oh shit!
734
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,040
Where are the fucking bees?
735
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,640
They're in the hives
in the back of the van.
736
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,880
We found hives...
737
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,880
..no fucking bees.
738
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,040
Ooh, Lady Biverley-
Be-Ber-err, Beverley
739
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,280
I just want to apologise,
I can see you're really upset.
740
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,600
Shouldn't 'a stole them damn bees.
741
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,560
And I didn't know they meant as much
as they did to you.
742
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,520
So, you tell us how much they cost
and we'll, fucking, sort it.
743
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,720
I don't want your money.
744
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,040
That's a good job
cos we ain't got none.
745
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,080
Bees are very special.
746
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,440
They are life.
747
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,000
Without them,
the entire ecosystem fails
748
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,040
and everything on Earth would die.
749
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,000
Then it's a good job we...
750
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,760
..set them free y'know!
751
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,640
Back to nature and all that craic.
752
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,320
Hey, Lady Beverly...
Martin!
753
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,080
Ay! Ay! Oh! Don't you hit my friends
you dickhead.
754
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,440
Ooh!
Hang on a minute...
755
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,040
Alright, fair enough.
756
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,440
So, what now, Lady Gresham, ma'am.
757
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,760
Let me think about that.
758
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,960
Oh!
759
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,280
Oi. Hey.
760
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,120
That wasn't- that wasn't
a fucking Labrador was it?
761
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,320
That were a bloke.
Fucking hell!
762
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,080
I fucking said it didn't I?
I said not to come to this pub.
763
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,920
And now we are all fucking locked
in a cellar because you Dyldo
764
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,440
were a little bit chilly.
No! This is not my fault.
765
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,720
Pub was Tommo's idea.
Oh don't try blaming me sweetheart.
766
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,800
I were the one who suggested
robbing a painting of a woman
767
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,600
getting dicked down by an octopus
if you recall.
768
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,520
She is going to kill us.
769
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,760
Oh!
Stop drinking fucking mead.
770
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,160
You're smashed out of your head now.
771
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,200
No one kills anyone
over fucking bees.
772
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,560
(SIGHS)
773
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,680
Prang, my arsehole!
774
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,120
(LAUGHS)
I don't feel quite ready for that!
775
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,920
What the fuck has happened here?
776
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,040
Right. You lot. Against that wall.
777
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,200
Me and me sister
778
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,400
have had a chat.
779
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,280
Sister?
Yeah. Sister.
780
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,800
She married up.
781
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,120
Not that it worked out for her.
782
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,320
Me...
783
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,520
..and those bloody bees...
784
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,960
..are all she's got left.
785
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,400
Bev wanted me to- Well...
786
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,240
..her plan were a bit extreme
for my tastes.
787
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,080
You know what a woman's like
when she's a bee in her bonnet.
788
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,400
However,
789
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,080
I do think
790
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,560
she does deserve
some form of compensation.
791
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,000
Fair enough.
So, I think it's only fitting...
792
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,360
..if one of you lot
793
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,400
offers up a finger.
794
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,360
See Dylan.
You've only got to finger her.
795
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,120
I'll cut it off quick and clean,
I promise.
796
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,360
You'll barely feel it.
797
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,000
♪ THE ANIMALS:
The House of the Rising Sun ♪
798
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,240
This lad...
(LAUGHS)
799
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,560
Are you winding us up
with the finger? Cos I...
800
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,520
He's trying to scare the shit-
and it worked an'all... You are...
801
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,360
..fucking terrifying us.
Behave yourself.
802
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,440
You're joking, aren't yer.
803
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,320
No.
Shit.
804
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,920
I actually think
I'm being quite reasonable
805
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,920
given the circumstances.
Fuck off is it reasonable?
806
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,560
You stole, and presumably...
807
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,400
..killed, her bees.
808
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,600
I can't just let you
walk out of here scot free
809
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,360
like you're Elton fucking John
or something.
810
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,040
What are you fucking on about?
811
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,840
Are we in
a parallel fucking universe?
812
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,280
Where you can ask young men
813
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,440
to willingly give up
their fucking digits.
814
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,160
Think about it dude.
It's fucking nuts.
815
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,720
It's like the scene
in fucking Robin Hood.
816
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,560
Kev Costner and the start of...
the film.
817
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,320
Cuts his fucking hand off.
Come on man.
818
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,880
Maybe you're right.
Good.
819
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,080
(SIGHS)
820
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,120
Some toes?
821
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,760
No, not toes.
822
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,960
What's he gonna do with toes?
Toes is worse.
823
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,760
It is not a negotiation.
824
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,360
Look. You lot aren't leaving here
825
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,640
unless someone
gets something chopped.
826
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,440
I'll give you ten minutes.
827
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,000
That's fucking good of him.
828
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,760
I think we all know
who it should be.
829
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,840
(ALL SAY DIFFERENT NAME)
830
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,800
What do you mean Vinnie?
You fucking gobshite.
831
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,840
(ALL ARGUING)
832
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,160
Stop! Fucking shush!
833
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,880
They'll hear us.
834
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,920
Alright. Just...
835
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,520
It should be, it should be me.
836
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,920
Motherfuckers.
837
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,560
You're fucking straight in
with your...
838
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,880
Of course, it should be you.
839
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,000
Of course, it should be you, you-
it was your all your idea,
840
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,320
this whole thing,
stealing the bees.
841
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,360
Hang on...
842
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,400
..Cardi.
843
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,440
Hey?
844
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,440
All I am saying is I know people
who have woken up
845
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,360
missing more than just a finger.
846
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,920
Huh?
847
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,080
Desperate times...
848
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,360
Fuck me. Fucking hell. Jesus Christ.
849
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,240
We shouldn't be considering it.
You can't be...
850
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,000
He's a fucking sweet lamb.
He's a star child.
851
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,400
How the fuck
is he gonna make sandwiches
852
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,600
with a fucking missing finger?
853
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,960
(BANGING AND SCRAPING)
854
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,680
JJ!
I thought I could hear you lot.
855
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,440
What are you doing in the cellar?
856
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,240
♪ FONTAINES D.C.:
Boys In The Better Land ♪
857
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,280
Hiyah.
858
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,840
Dyldo, come and grab Cardi.
859
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,600
Alright guys...
860
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,920
Oh, fuck.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
861
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,480
Right lads, I have done this before.
862
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,520
And the important thing...
863
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,400
..is to just relax in-
864
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,280
Little cunts.
865
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,880
(CARDI MOANING AND GROANING)
866
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,160
♪ You're not alive
until you start kicking. ♪
867
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,400
♪ When the room is spinning
and the words ain't sticking. ♪
868
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,520
His elbow's in my crotch!
869
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,560
Fuck me!
870
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,400
Get out of the fucking van!
871
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,960
Ahh look, is this a thing?
872
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,080
BOTH: Yeah.
873
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,120
This is lovely...
874
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,400
Oh shit.
875
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,760
You little fucker!
876
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,240
(SCREAMS)
877
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,280
Oh my God!
878
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,960
What the fuck?!
879
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,120
Told you
bees were fucking dangerous.
880
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,920
♪ SOUL SURVIVORS: Mama Soul ♪
881
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,960
(PHONE ALERT)
882
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,760
Yeah alright, Mr Popular.
883
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,760
It's a fucking nightmare.
Half of these are from Chinese Dan
884
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,120
wondering where the fuck
his bees are.
885
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,520
Talk to him tomorrow
886
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,560
It's not too late
to go see her, you know.
887
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,320
Sorry! I'm sorry I'm late.
888
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,760
Is it rude
that I started without you?
889
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,640
Just get in there, it's freezing!
890
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,440
I just wanted to check that
the engine was running OK. But...
891
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,600
..it seems fine though.
892
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,840
So, what did happen
to all them bees?
893
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,080
Don't know and... I don't care.
894
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,440
♪ ERYKAH BADU: On And On ♪
895
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,280
♪ Oh my, my, my. ♪
896
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,400
(BUZZING)
897
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,720
♪ I'm feeling high. ♪
898
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,480
♪ My money's gone ♪
899
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,280
♪ I'm all alone. ♪
900
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,840
D'you really think
he would've cut your finger off?
901
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,040
Yeah I do! Yeah.
He was a very frightening man.
902
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,680
That's a pretty good excuse
for being so late.
903
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,440
Are you warm enough?
Yeah. I'm fine. Feel.
904
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,840
Look at them tiny hands,
look at them guys.
905
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,000
Jesus, you're like a borrower.
906
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,160
Oh, what the fuck is that?
907
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,760
(CHUCKLES)
I nearly forgot about him, one sec.
908
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,720
I need to feed him actually...
909
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,880
Do you wanna see him?
910
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,360
♪ SMOKEY ROBINSON AND THE MIRACLES:
You Really Got A Hold On Me ♪
911
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,480
Is it real?
Have a touch.
912
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,480
He's lovely y'know.
913
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,640
When I found him,
he was really weak.
914
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,760
But if give them a chance...
915
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,840
..they do come to yer.
They'll surprise yer.
916
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,280
Little fatty.
917
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,200
You sure you're warm enough.
918
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,080
Yeah, I'm fine.
It is cold, innit it?
919
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,520
♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪
920
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,480
♪ Really got a hold on me. ♪
921
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,600
♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪
922
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,120
♪ Really got a hold- ♪
923
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,200
Vin!
924
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,400
Shit.
925
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,400
I need to speak to you.
It's really important.
926
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,440
It's fine,
I need to use the bathroom anyway.
927
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,480
Oh, erm...
928
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,560
Vinnie?
929
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,760
I'm coming, hun.
930
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,680
In you come.
Vin...
931
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,560
What's going on?
It's McCann.
932
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,920
I've really fucked up.
933
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,240
What the fuck do you mean McCann?
What're you talking about?
934
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,520
Right, I didn't get the money from
the bank for the Rat and Cutter.
935
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,560
Oh my God.
936
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,720
Listen. Listen.
937
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,480
Right, he gave me a big float
to put through the books.
938
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,240
That's fucking
money laundering, innit?
939
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,400
I know and it was in the safe
that Ronnie and Keithy stole.
940
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,720
How much?
941
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,400
How much Erin?
942
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,560
Thirty thousand.
943
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,600
And he wants it back
by the end of the month.
944
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,080
Hi.
945
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,880
It's OK.
946
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,040
Sorry I...I di- I didn't realise
you had company.
947
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,880
OK, I'll call you tomorrow?
OK. I'm sorry Sam...
948
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,920
Don't worry.
949
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,960
Erm, yeah. Tyler, he erm...
950
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,720
Right, he wouldn't do anything
to Tyler would he? He wouldn't.
951
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,280
It was j- it was a threat.
What did he say about Tyler?
952
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,880
He knows what school he goes to.
953
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,640
And he was saying something
about kids having accidents...
954
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,120
Something-
955
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,560
I'm just really worried.
956
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,280
Nothing's happening to that boy,
can you hear me?
957
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,720
(MUFFLED)
I'm so scared.
958
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,760
Don't be scared.
959
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,920
Nothing's gonna happen to that boy.
960
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,320
I'm gonna fix it.
961
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,840
You're done.
962
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,400
What're you doing here?
963
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,280
I need to talk to you man. Alone.
964
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,800
I think we've got a problem.
965
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,200
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966
00:41:57,250 --> 00:42:01,800
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