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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Oh, hey, Brenda. What
brings you out tonight?
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Just needed to get out of the house.
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I hear that.
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Want some company?
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Sure.
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Then what if we go someplace else?
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What do you have in mind?
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Herschel does have the kids.
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You okay?
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George?
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Hello?
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Mary, it's Brenda.
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George is in the hospital.
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What's going on?
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Paramedics think it might be his heart.
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All we did was have a nice
time in a public place. Hmm?
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Now, is there anything wrong with that?
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Kind of feels like it.
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It does feel like it.
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Why does it feel like it?
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Maybe...
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'cause it was nice to talk
to someone and feel special.
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It was.
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Sundays were not my favorite day.
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In fact, the only light at
the end of the tunnel was
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the wry musings of Andy
Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes.
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Noise is sound you don't want to hear.
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And of course, one person's
sound is another person's noise.
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So wry.
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The rest of the day was
filled with football,
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church and the only school
I didn't enjoy attending,
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Sunday school.
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And then his mother put
baby Moses in a basket
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and sent him down the river.
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Why?
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Maybe he was crying all night
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and his mother and
father needed a break.
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And maybe his grandmother
was in town to help out,
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but she went to bed early
because she had jet lag
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after her flight from Dallas.
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She did it because Pharaoh ordered
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all the male babies to be killed.
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- That's really in the Bible?
- Yes.
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And Mom won't let me read Judy Blume.
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Sheila the Great changed my life.
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Back to Moses.
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He was found by Pharaoh's daughter
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and went on to lead the
Israelites out of Egypt,
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because even when you feel
lost, God has a plan for us all.
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What was his plan for the male babies
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who didn't get rescued?
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It's tough to say.
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There was a decree to
throw them in the river.
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Innocent babies?
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That is not cool.
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That was Pharaoh, that was not God.
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But according to you, it's
all part of God's plan.
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How do you sleep at night?
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Okay, we're gonna revisit
getting me some help
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with Sunday school.
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I am ready, willing, and...
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Nope. I want someone who
can really connect with the kids.
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But connecting with
the kids is what I do.
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What planet are you on?
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I'm Miss Mary, and I'll be
your Sunday school teacher.
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Oh, no, you won't. I will.
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Slithers, that is a lie.
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And what's another name for a lie?
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A s-s-sin.
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Boy did that s-s-suck.
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Fine, what do you have in mind?
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It's time we hire a youth pastor.
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Fresh blood. I like the sound of that.
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I already put in a call to my buddy
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at the Southern Baptist Convention.
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So, this isn't open for discussion?
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It's already happening?
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As they say in the rec
room Tuesday nights:
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"Bingo!"
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S-s-sorry.
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Hey, Brenda.
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Oh, hey, Connie.
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Haven't seen you in a while.
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Yeah.
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Sounds like you and George
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had a crazy night, huh?
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What? No, we didn't.
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He has a heart attack, and
you get him to the hospital.
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That wasn't crazy?
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No.
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Well, thank God you were with him.
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Well, I-I wouldn't say I was "with him."
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You weren't?
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I was there, and he was there,
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and other people were there.
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Okay.
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You know,
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I'm just glad that he's doing better.
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Mm. Yeah.
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Well, it's good seeing you.
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You, too.
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You both liked it that day I
taught Sunday school, right?
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Ugh, with the snake?
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I didn't like it, either.
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But I'm critical of most things.
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You aren't doing it again, are you?
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No. We're hiring a youth pastor.
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Why?
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To help get young
kids excited about God.
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The same God who lets
babies get thrown in rivers?
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- What?
- We covered Moses in Sunday school.
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Oh.
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Well, that was Old Testament God.
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He gets more fun later.
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Anyway, Pastor Jeff
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is hoping to bring in someone
from the outside to help.
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Oh, and you're jealous 'cause
you think you can do it better.
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No.
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I'm sure whoever we get
will do a wonderful job.
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She's jealous.
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You know it's bad when I can see it.
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What's up?
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My smoke detector's beeping again.
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Have you got one of
those little batteries?
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- I think so. Come on in.
- Thank you.
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See, I'm three beeps away
from breaking out my shotgun.
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I don't even put batteries in ours anymore.
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Do not tell Sheldon.
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I saw Brenda at the grocery today.
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Oh, yeah?
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How's she doing?
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I don't know.
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Something going on with her?
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What do you mean?
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I was just talking about what
happened to y'all at the bar,
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and she kind of got weird.
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Weird how?
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What'd she say?
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Well, it's not so much what she said.
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Just kind of a vibe I got.
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Well, maybe you made her
uncomfortable. You do have
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that effect on people.
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I didn't do anything.
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I was just being neighborly.
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Found it. Here we go.
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Hey, anything else?
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No.
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Well, see you.
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See you.
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Hello?
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What did you tell Connie?
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- What do you mean?
- She said
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she saw you at the grocery store,
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and you were acting weird.
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She caught me off guard.
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She was asking questions about
us hanging out at the bar.
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- What did you tell her?
- Nothing.
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Well, whatever you said's
got her sniffing around me
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like a hound dog after a polecat.
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A hound dog after a polecat?
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When I get nervous, I get extra country.
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- Did you get country in front of her?
- No.
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- So you played it cool.
- No.
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So, we got to get our stories straight.
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Now, wh-what did you tell her?
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I told her we weren't together.
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I was there, and you were there,
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and other people were there, too.
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That's good. That's good.
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So, what did you tell her?
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I was a little rude
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and rushed her out of the house.
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Don't you do that all the time?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, I guess we're okay.
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I drew up a list of interview questions
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we can ask the pastors.
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But these are all softballs.
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Shouldn't we dig a little deeper?
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Are you kidding me?
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"Who's your favorite apostle and why"
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is gonna have them
squirming in their seat.
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Oh, please, there are 11
good answers and one bad one.
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Mary, if you're not here to help,
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I can do this on my own.
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I am here to help. I am just saying
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that most people see this
job as a stepping stone
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to bigger and better oppor...
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This is Pastor Andy.
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- Hi, there.
- Welcome.
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Who is my favorite apostle
and why? That is a toughie.
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Although, I suppose any answer
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other than Judas is safe.
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So, where you from?
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Originally Rhode Island.
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And you're a Southern Baptist?
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I guess I'm more of a Northern Baptist,
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but we're all just Baptists, right?
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I'll show him out.
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So, how do you relate to young people?
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Bad.
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Which is what kids these days
say when they mean "good."
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It's a Michael Jackson song.
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Here's another Michael
Jackson song: beat it.
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- Peg.
- Sorry.
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But she's right. Thank you for coming.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Mm.
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Do you have any women friends?
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Uh-oh.
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Mary finally wise up
and kick you to the curb?
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I'm being serious.
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I have plenty of women friends.
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Matter of fact, my
best friend's a woman.
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Are you gonna say your wife?
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You know I am.
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She got in the shower
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with me this morning.
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I don't need to hear that.
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How could something be so clean
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and so dirty at the same time?
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I'm sorry I asked.
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Are you upset 'cause I
said she was my best friend
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and not you?
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No.
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You're in the top three.
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Stop talking to me.
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Definitely my best white friend.
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Okay.
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Who is your favorite apostle and why?
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Ooh.
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I'm-a say Judas.
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What? How?
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Well, for man to be redeemed,
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our Lord had to die.
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If Judas hadn't betrayed him,
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mankind wouldn't have been saved.
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Pretty cool.
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I never thought about it like that.
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Well, you know, when you come
at things from unexpected angles,
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people pay attention more.
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It's what I hope to do with the kids.
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Well, you got my attention.
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Hold on. I'm not sure
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that we should be teaching
the kids that Judas was cool.
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Well, I just try to see
everyone the way Jesus would.
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Preach.
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No, no, that's your job.
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Look, I just want to get the
kids excited about church.
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Think of me as the warm-up band
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before you hit the stage.
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I think we just found
our new youth pastor.
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Can we discuss this?
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Of course. When can you start?
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Why are you watching
The Ten Commandments?
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- I've just been thinking about God.
- Why?
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I don't understand how a God
that's supposed to be good
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lets such bad things happen.
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Oh.
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Hmm. Can you think about it
while I watch Yo! MTV Raps?
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- Sure.
- Dope.
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♪ Bust a move... ♪
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Do you believe in God?
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- Yeah.
- But in the Bible,
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he does all kinds of mean stuff.
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If he's good, why would he do that?
268
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,256
Maybe he just wants
to show he's in charge.
269
00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:30,470
Hulk Hogan's nice,
270
00:10:30,473 --> 00:10:33,561
but in the ring, he will mess you up.
271
00:10:33,564 --> 00:10:36,565
That's either really
smart or really stupid.
272
00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,263
That's what I do.
273
00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:40,788
Do you ever wonder if it's all made-up?
274
00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:42,838
Look, this is Texas.
275
00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:45,314
We like football. We like God.
276
00:10:45,317 --> 00:10:48,013
And beef. Beef's up there, too.
277
00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:50,211
But how do you know there's a God?
278
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:52,502
See that girl dancing in them shorts?
279
00:10:52,505 --> 00:10:54,375
♪ Hey, yeah... ♪
280
00:10:54,378 --> 00:10:55,857
There's a God.
281
00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:59,373
Excuse me? Pastor Rob.
282
00:11:00,638 --> 00:11:04,138
I'm sorry if I came off a
little strong back there.
283
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:07,273
Oh. Hey, you're just trying
to do what's best for the kids.
284
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,377
I respect that.
285
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:10,595
Thank you. And I just want you to know
286
00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:13,104
that I am very well-connected
with the parents,
287
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,585
so if I can be of any help there,
288
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:16,804
please let me know.
289
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,635
Yeah, you know, actually,
290
00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:20,895
I try not to get too
close to the parents.
291
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,064
I-I just think it's
important for the kids to feel
292
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,594
like I'm on their side.
293
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,830
Okay.
294
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,299
Ooh, maybe we could do a, uh,
295
00:11:27,302 --> 00:11:29,215
"good cop, bad cop" sort of thing.
296
00:11:29,218 --> 00:11:31,447
Why am I the bad cop?
297
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,429
Oh, I don't have all the answers.
298
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,822
Maybe you should ask God.
299
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,957
Really looking forward
to working with you.
300
00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:48,395
Got a minute?
301
00:11:48,398 --> 00:11:49,962
I'm kind of busy. I'm inventing
302
00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,478
a system of heraldry for
two warring tribes of orcs
303
00:11:52,481 --> 00:11:53,828
in my D&D campaign.
304
00:11:53,831 --> 00:11:56,625
Oh. I was hoping we
could talk about atheism.
305
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,020
Much like an orc, I'm all ears.
306
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,947
What's it like to not believe in God?
307
00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,689
It's great. Big fan.
308
00:12:02,692 --> 00:12:04,460
Are you ever afraid you're wrong?
309
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,375
About religion? Never.
310
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,769
About other things? Also never.
311
00:12:08,772 --> 00:12:10,440
I don't know. It seems a little scary
312
00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:11,666
to just stop believing.
313
00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:12,853
Well, is it more comforting
314
00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:14,379
to believe in a God who
could flood the world
315
00:12:14,381 --> 00:12:16,558
and kill everyone
because he had a bad day?
316
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,439
That's a good point. But doesn't it
317
00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:20,224
upset people when you
say you don't believe?
318
00:12:20,227 --> 00:12:21,357
Oh, yeah.
319
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,751
And that doesn't bother you?
320
00:12:22,754 --> 00:12:24,928
Does it bother you
when you upset people?
321
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:26,365
I couldn't care less.
322
00:12:26,368 --> 00:12:27,715
Welcome to atheism.
323
00:12:27,718 --> 00:12:30,371
Now, if you were an orc,
would you like this flag?
324
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,510
Hey, Connie. Usual?
325
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:38,206
Yeah.
326
00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:39,948
♪ Slow down... ♪
327
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,674
I spend a lot of money here, right?
328
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,329
You sure do.
329
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,157
So if my son-in-law
330
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,899
was in here doing something stupid,
331
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:55,033
I should know, right?
332
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,197
I guess.
333
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,635
Before he went to the hospital,
334
00:12:58,638 --> 00:13:03,467
was he in here doing something stupid?
335
00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,514
Just hanging out.
336
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:07,872
- Why?
- No reason.
337
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,533
Just watching too many
soap operas, I guess.
338
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:15,142
Let's just keep this between us, okay?
339
00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:17,192
Sure thing.
340
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:19,369
Hello?
341
00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:21,361
Hey, George. It's Nick from the bar.
342
00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:24,939
Why the hell are you asking
questions about me at the bar?
343
00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,056
I don't know what you're talking about.
344
00:13:27,059 --> 00:13:28,319
Nick told me everything.
345
00:13:28,322 --> 00:13:30,361
Well, clearly, I was lying.
346
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:37,617
You want to accuse me of something,
347
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,707
- say it to my face.
- All right, fine.
348
00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:41,101
You have a fight with your wife,
349
00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:42,775
you end up in a bar with Brenda Sparks,
350
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,033
and now you're both
acting weird about it.
351
00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:46,601
There's no story.
352
00:13:46,604 --> 00:13:49,477
We're two people who went
to the same bar. That's it.
353
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,611
That better be it.
354
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,142
Connie, I get it. You're protecting
355
00:13:53,145 --> 00:13:54,188
your daughter, but hear me
356
00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:57,150
when I say nothing happened.
357
00:13:58,683 --> 00:14:00,334
Okay.
358
00:14:00,337 --> 00:14:03,010
And I don't appreciate you
snooping around behind my back.
359
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:04,830
You're absolutely right.
360
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,268
I was wrong to do that. I'm very sorry.
361
00:14:07,271 --> 00:14:10,971
Little ticked at Nick for
blabbing about it, but...
362
00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:13,936
I'm-I'm sorry.
363
00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:15,982
Thank you.
364
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,942
We good?
365
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,902
We're good.
366
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,595
"We're good" my ass.
367
00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:32,986
All right, you two, get ready for bed.
368
00:14:32,989 --> 00:14:35,142
- Church in the morning.
- I'm not going.
369
00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:36,612
What do you mean, you're not going?
370
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,440
I don't think I believe in God anymore.
371
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,845
What did you do to her?
372
00:14:39,848 --> 00:14:42,741
Hey, she came to me. I mean, I
took the ball and ran with it.
373
00:14:42,744 --> 00:14:44,882
Look at you with a sports analogy.
374
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,058
We're both evolving. Ooh, evolution.
375
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,798
Another thing I'll teach you about.
376
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,670
I don't care what you believe.
377
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,345
You are going to church tomorrow.
378
00:14:52,348 --> 00:14:53,455
I don't want to.
379
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,456
It might be fun.
380
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,342
- The new youth pastor's starting.
- So?
381
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:58,397
We can attack his belief system together.
382
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,375
Like the Wonder Twins of atheism.
383
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,296
See? Your brother's excited.
384
00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:05,293
You just want the new
guy to have a bad day.
385
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,033
I can want two things.
386
00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:11,350
Well, hey, y'all.
387
00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:13,223
I'm Pastor Rob.
388
00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:16,400
I'm, uh, guessing everyone
knows what this is.
389
00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:18,697
- The Bible.
- That's right. That's right.
390
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,178
What else is it?
391
00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:21,354
The word of God.
392
00:15:21,357 --> 00:15:23,806
Excellent. Excellent.
393
00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:25,767
You know what else it is?
394
00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:32,564
It's just a book.
395
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,088
I like him.
396
00:15:34,091 --> 00:15:36,976
It's a good book. Got
lot of great stories.
397
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,689
Instructions on how to live life.
398
00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:40,083
But...
399
00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:44,853
God is more than just a book.
400
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,041
God is real.
401
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:49,127
God is everywhere.
402
00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:54,350
And God loves you.
403
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,007
He's losing me.
404
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,447
It ain't pretty, but it's private.
405
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:01,885
So,
406
00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:02,924
what's up?
407
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,796
Now, don't freak out,
408
00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:07,353
but Connie was at the
bar asking questions.
409
00:16:07,356 --> 00:16:08,353
What the hell?
410
00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:09,861
It's fine. I handled it.
411
00:16:09,864 --> 00:16:11,025
We're all good.
412
00:16:11,028 --> 00:16:12,114
Well, I hope so.
413
00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,508
We are.
414
00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:15,377
But I think we probably
shouldn't go to the bar
415
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:16,771
at the same time for a while.
416
00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:18,924
Okay. You stay home. I'll go.
417
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,885
Why me? That's where I hang out.
418
00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:22,252
I'm single.
419
00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:24,275
Who am I gonna meet sitting at home?
420
00:16:24,278 --> 00:16:27,801
I don't know. Mailman? Plumber?
421
00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:29,767
I've seen a movie where
the pizza delivery boy
422
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:32,466
does pretty well for himself.
423
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:37,275
Yeah, I bounced around from
job to job after college.
424
00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:39,561
Never really had a
plan for what was next
425
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:44,213
until one day, I felt the
Lord call me to his service.
426
00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:45,939
Yes, Missy Cooper.
427
00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,986
- Right?
- How'd you know?
428
00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:50,528
Let's see, Mary's your
mother, Sheldon's your brother,
429
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,564
and I hear you are
one heck of a pitcher.
430
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,002
I do my homework, y'all.
431
00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:57,205
Homework. He's winning me back.
432
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,580
So, what's on your mind, Missy?
433
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,783
Is it okay that I'm
wondering if God is real?
434
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,205
I can take this one.
435
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,368
Yes.
436
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,275
He is absolutely right.
437
00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:08,377
- He is?
- I usually am.
438
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:11,599
Can't just believe something
because people say it's true.
439
00:17:11,602 --> 00:17:13,378
You have to question it.
440
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,025
It's kind of like the,
uh, the scientific method,
441
00:17:16,028 --> 00:17:17,157
right, Sheldon?
442
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,705
Did my homework on you, too.
443
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,969
But what if I decide he's not real?
444
00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:24,431
Look, I'm not asking you
to believe what I believe.
445
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:27,740
I'm just asking you to
think about what you believe.
446
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,978
Sounds like you're already doing that.
447
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,017
- Yep.
- What do you know about me?
448
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,205
Hmm. Billy Sparks.
449
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,642
Sixth grade.
450
00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:40,428
Also plays baseball, but
maybe not as good as her.
451
00:17:40,431 --> 00:17:42,214
Whoa.
452
00:17:42,217 --> 00:17:43,978
And then Pastor Rob
said it doesn't matter
453
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,329
if I believe in God
'cause God believes in me.
454
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,071
I said the same thing.
455
00:17:48,074 --> 00:17:49,334
Not like he did.
456
00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:50,400
Well, I told him
457
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,517
religion isn't objective
and there's no proof for it.
458
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,651
Oh, I bet he didn't like that.
459
00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:55,740
He loved it.
460
00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:57,308
He quoted Kierkegaard and said
461
00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,291
if you could prove it,
there'd be no room for faith.
462
00:18:00,294 --> 00:18:02,947
Oh. Well, good for him.
463
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,863
- He also likes homework.
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,995
He even threw the Bible on the floor.
465
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,674
- He what?
- You heard me.
466
00:18:12,995 --> 00:18:14,843
When you were married,
would you have said
467
00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:16,672
that Herschel was your best friend?
468
00:18:16,675 --> 00:18:19,879
What married person would say that?
469
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,185
My buddy Wayne.
470
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,877
Does this buddy of yours have kids?
471
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,144
- No.
- Then what the hell does he know?
472
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,452
He's a very happy guy.
473
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,193
It's exhausting.
474
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,447
Ooh, I should get going.
475
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:32,665
Okay.
476
00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:35,154
You want to take a
chicken for the smoker?
477
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,955
Do I look like a vegetarian?
478
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,635
Mom?
479
00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:41,291
- You out here?
- Um, I'll-I'll be there
480
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,338
in a sec, honey. I'm-I'm
just feeding the chickens.
481
00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:47,603
- You need some help?
- No. I'm almost done.
482
00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:48,953
Okay.
483
00:18:50,892 --> 00:18:56,666
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