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[Joe] I've always believed in The One.
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That there's someone out there for me.
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A perfect match, a soulmate.
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-And for The One, I would do anything.
-[screams]
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I've had my heart broken more than once.
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Rot in there, you psychotic asshole.
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And things haven't always
been easy in my life.
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[gunshot]
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What did you do?
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[Joe] But all that felt worth it
when I met Love Quinn.
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I wolf you.
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[Joe] I loved her.
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I embraced all of her,
even the hard parts.
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[Dottie] All you ever have to do is keep
your brother safe. You failed.
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[shouts]
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[Joe] But I was wrong... about Love.
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Find a city. When you get there,
I'll help you get legal ID,
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I will send you money, not abandon you.
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Burn in hell.
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[Joe] And by then, it was too late.
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We can be together now.
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I don't think we can.
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-[Joe] Really, really, truly.
-No, I'm pregnant!
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[Joe] And then I realized
who I really need to protect.
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Our daughter.
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For her, I moved to some soulless,
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wealthy suburb outside San Francisco.
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For her, I'd marry the monster,
her mother.
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For her, I'd lock myself into this prison.
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Not sure how I'm ever going
to get us both out.
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But there's one part of the old me
I can't quite shake.
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I still believe in The One.
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That the right person is out there for me.
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I never thought to wonder
what happens after boy gets girl.
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'Cause we know:
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"And they lived happily ever after."
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Fade to black, roll credits.
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I should have asked more questions.
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'Cause I've been in
some harrowing situations in my life.
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-But this?
-[baby crying]
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I could really use a map.
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[Dottie] Joe. Joe.
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That's your cue.
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It's time to cut the umbilical cord.
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[monitor beeping]
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[Joe] But I've forged my way
in the dark before, I can do it now.
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I have to.
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To protect my daughter.
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Congratulations, Dad. It's a boy.
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-It's a boy?
-Hey.
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-Hi.
-[Joe] I'm fucked.
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And so is he.
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[continues crying]
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-Careful. Careful.
-And what's our future president's name?
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Henry.
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[nurse] Does he have a middle name?
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Forty Quinn-Goldberg.
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We were told it would be a girl.
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[nurse] Oh, probably just shy.
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-Kept the goods hidden.
-Karma. God owed us a boy.
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[Joe] As I was saying, fucked.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Joe] Now that the baby's here,
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at least our white picket purgatory
feels logical.
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We moved to Madre Linda
for the schools, after all.
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When that patented NorCal fog burns off,
you can see for miles.
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Miles of nosy neighbors,
peering suspiciously
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from behind lawn care equipment
and video doorbells.
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But, hey, safest neighborhood
in the Golden State.
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And who wouldn't sell their soul for that?
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We have everything.
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So he has everything.
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The perfect family,
funded by Quinn blood money.
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We wanted to get here all on our own.
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You compromise when you have to,
when it's for them.
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Welcome home, Forty.
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Maybe we can use his real name.
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We're a family.
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[Joe] Me, a boy and his mom,
who is usually great
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but occasionally murders people
with her bare hands.
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What could go wrong?
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["Buzzkill" playing]
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We've barely left the house
since that drive home from the hospital.
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♪ But this life is shit
And I just don't want it... ♪
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[Henry crying]
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♪ I hate to be a buzzkill... ♪
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[Joe] I'd imagined parenthood would feel
like an essay by Nicholson Baker.
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Tiny moments made magnificent.
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Yeah.
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♪ "Good things happen
To people that are bad" ♪
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[Joe] Or maybe a novel
by Louisa May Alcott.
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Hard work but rewarding. Noble, even.
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-Go, go, go.
-Okay, okay, okay.
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♪ I don't wanna be a buzzkill ♪
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♪ I hate to be a buzzkill... ♪
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[Joe] Turns out,
parenthood is Groundhog Day
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as written by Jean-Paul Sartre.
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[Henry crying over monitor]
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Joe.
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[Joe] Despite living in some Greek myth
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about pushing a boulder
of baby poop up a hill,
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it's incredible, the urge to protect.
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I feel it in my bones.
I would do anything for him.
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"I thought of Gatsby's wonder
when he first picked out
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the green light
at the end of Daisy's dock.
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He'd come a long way
to this blue lawn, and it--"
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It's okay.
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What I don't feel is connection.
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[crying]
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The more I try to bond, the more he cries.
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He knows we don't have it.
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[crying continues]
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-You okay?
-I'm fine.
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[Joe] "I'm fine" is code
for "nipples are bleeding,
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hormones still a mosh pit,
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haven't slept in six months,
and have not begun to process
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-the death of my brother."
-[knocking on door]
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I'm here. Where's my perfect boy?
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Look what Glamma got Forty.
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[Joe] Also not processing Forty's death,
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Glamma Dottie,
who got a condo 30 minutes away.
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Mom, his name is Henry.
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Well, Henry smells like he needs a change.
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I'll do it. If you just, uh...
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take a few photos for my feed.
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-Okay.
-[Joe] Though she is chronicling her grief
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extensively on Instagram.
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And her shaman officially confirmed
that Henry is Forty, reincarnated.
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Given how ecstatic he is
when she comes around
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and how, well, not with me,
Dottie's Shaman might be right.
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[ominous music playing]
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At least I have a small remnant
of my former life.
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There's no bookstore
in this circle of hell,
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but I found willing buyers online.
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And I send the profits to Ellie...
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whenever I hear from her.
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[Joe] On the rare occasion
we do venture into the wild, Forty--
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No, no. Henry inevitably cries
before we're handed our lattes.
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[Henry crying]
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[Sherry] Aw.
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My twins had an oral fixation
for the record books.
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Sherry, by the way.
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[Joe] As in, locally famous momfluencer
Sherry Conrad.
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Her blog slash podcast slash brand,
Heart-Shaped Mistakes--
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Kill me. --is a mecca
of humblebragging and superiority
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fronting as hard-earned wisdom.
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-I'm Love.
-Quinn-Goldberg?
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-And this is Joe?
-[Love] Yeah.
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And Mr. Handsome here is Forty, is it?
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-Henry. It's Henry.
-Crazy it's taken months for us to meet.
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Yeah. Well, newborn, you know.
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Oh, my God. I completely understand.
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Glad we're able to run into each other.
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We gotta get coffee together, Love.
I'll share all my secrets.
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[Joe] That tone,
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warm with an undertone
of Peach-level condescension.
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You're doing great. Bye.
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Thanks. Bye.
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Like I need her approval. What the fuck?
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She's lucky I didn't stab her
in the eye. Let's go.
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[Joe] Thing about trying
to keep a human infant alive,
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you can't afford to think too hard
about who you're in the trenches with.
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I'm in the trenches with a woman
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who jokes about stabbing someone
in the eye,
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-but is actually perfectly capable of it.
-Want some?
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Mm. Thank you.
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I don't let myself think
about who Love is, what she is.
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My job is to be a good husband
so I can be a good father.
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Hey, Natalie!
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Hi.
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[ominous music playing]
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[door unlocks]
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I don't get what her problem is.
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-What? Who?
-Our neighbor, Natalie.
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She didn't give us a housewarming gift,
nothing when Forty was born.
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Henry. Henry.
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Yeah, I think you're right.
She seems a little off.
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What, did I kiss you wrong? Or...
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No, no, I'm just tired.
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And this place is a mess.
And Sherry just said to my face...
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-basically, that I'm a mess.
-She's an idiot. Just lie down.
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I'll take care of this, take care of him.
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-[Henry crying]
-Shh.
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[Joe] And there he goes.
Every time I touch him.
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Just fucking let me do it, Joe. Joe. Joe.
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It's fine.
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Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
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-[Henry stops crying]
-Hey, hey, hey.
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[Joe] Why does my own child not like me?
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You know, babies can tell
when your heart's not in it.
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-I-- What--?
-No. I'm sorry. It's all in my head.
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[pensive music playing]
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Go fuck yourself.
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[Joe] Love's right.
My heart's not really in it.
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How could it be when you stole it?
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Love?
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Hey, uh...
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we're running low on diapers,
so I'll be right back.
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Honestly, you're what's gotten me
through this imprisonment.
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The green light at the end of my dock.
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Knowing you feel the same as I do.
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Hello, neighbor.
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[Joe] I don't want it
to happen here like this.
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I want you some place luxurious.
You deserve that.
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The car is fine. Shut up and kiss me.
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Did you just read my mind?
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[dramatic music playing]
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[knocking on glass]
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-Hey, neighbor.
-Hi, Natalie.
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You must be so under-slept.
I hear your baby crying all the time.
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-Oh.
-No, no. Babies cry. Just...
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I get why you might be sleeping
in a grocery store parking lot.
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Here. I thought I'd save you a trip.
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[Joe] You've been watching me too.
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-Thank you.
-One more thing.
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Don't believe the bullshit
about breastfeeding preventing pregnancy.
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My sister got knocked up so fast.
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Friends tell friends. So...
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[Joe] Are you flirting with me?
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[Joe] Sure, the condom thing may be
a little joke from a neighbor
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with a mild taste for stirring the pot.
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Just friendly. Very friendly though.
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Exciting as that is, I have to be careful.
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I can't just walk out of this web.
The spider has my child.
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Also, truth? I've made...
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mistakes in the past.
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Would you be a mistake?
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Who are you?
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-Where are you going? Great, feed Henry.
-Oh, just--
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I got winded going up ten stairs.
I need to hit a gym.
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[Joe] Shit.
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Whenever I hang with Henry,
I'm reminded of two things.
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One, he hates me.
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Two, I have to protect him at all costs
from what happened to me.
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[boy 1] Joey!
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-Where's your mama now?
-[boy 2] Run, you little bitch!
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-Run, you little bitch!
-Come get some.
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-What are you scared of?
-Get him!
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Come on, Joey!
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Open the door.
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-You freak!
-Come get what's coming to you.
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-[teacher] Boys! What's going on here?
-Teacher! Run!
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[woman] Boys! What did--?
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[knocking on door]
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[Paulie] Hey, hey. Joe, Joe. Let me in.
Hey, it's me, it's me. Let me in.
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Dude, you okay?
247
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,116
Bro, why do you do this to yourself?
248
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,285
-They're the ones who do it.
-You asked for it.
249
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,301
-Quit saying your mom's coming back.
-She is.
250
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,165
If she cared, would you be here?
251
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,304
-You don't understand.
-Fine.
252
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,676
Just shut up about it, okay?
253
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,929
-I don't see why--
-The rest of us are trying to deal
254
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,975
with how no one fucking wants us.
255
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:58,654
Face it. When our parents gave us up,
they threw us away forever, man.
256
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,704
[woman] Natalie!
Oh, my God, look at this place!
257
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,608
[Joe] Who are you?
258
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,776
On the surface, a realtor,
and you're good at it.
259
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,288
You wanna make things lovelier.
260
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,210
You left college early
when you met your husband,
261
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,750
tech entrepreneur Matthew Engler,
262
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,304
about whom there is even less to learn
263
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,918
unless I wanna take the word of publicists
264
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,336
paid to manicure every inch
of his online footprint.
265
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,510
Is this what you wanted?
266
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,564
Marry someone older, busy, never home
267
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,981
while you sell houses to rich assholes
268
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:40,020
and pick up his dry cleaning?
Is that love for you?
269
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,815
Do you love him?
270
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,319
Do you long for something deeper, true?
271
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Like I do.
272
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,368
-[Andrew] I know.
-[Kiki] I think someone--
273
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,450
-Like, I think maybe...
-[Sherry] Oh, Love Quinn!
274
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Come hither. [chuckles]
275
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,878
-Hi.
-Hi. This is Kiki, and this is Andrew.
276
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,789
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
277
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,337
Love's gorgeous baby boy is,
what, seven months?
278
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,092
-[Love] Yeah.
-Oh, I miss that age.
279
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:11,184
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love, I was glad to see you in class.
280
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,721
-Fucking kicked my ass.
-Oh, I know.
281
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,926
That class is for really fit people,
282
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,976
but you'll get used to it.
283
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:22,360
-I had so much baby weight to lose.
-Same. I had quite the journey.
284
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,819
I mean, much worse than yours.
285
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,530
It was. It really was.
286
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,821
Is it just me
or is everyone calling me fat?
287
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,198
-Oh, oh, no.
-No, no, no.
288
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,623
And would that even be a pejorative?
289
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,663
I mean, beauty doesn't have a size, Love.
290
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,133
Come latte with us.
291
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,000
-Yeah?
-Mm-hm.
292
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,166
Okay.
293
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,174
-Yeah, I could go for some coffee.
-Amazing.
294
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,127
Great! We got a group.
295
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,257
[Sherry laughs]
296
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,892
[Joe] I might not have solved
the mystery of you yet,
297
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:05,268
but I know one thing:
I wasn't wrong to be intrigued.
298
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,608
Forgive the pun.
This speaks volumes about you.
299
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,776
I didn't even know
this hell-burb had a library.
300
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:25,126
Libraries represent
the very best of civilized society,
301
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,260
the housing of an egalitarian access
to knowledge.
302
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,217
It's what separates us from the apes.
303
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,813
And yet, it physically hurts to see
the condition of most of these books.
304
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,811
Mr. Mooney once said
the way a society treats its books
305
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,524
is the most accurate harbinger
of its fate.
306
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,194
You see enough broken bindings,
307
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,692
you know that Rome's burning
or will be soon enough.
308
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,858
But there's still something to fight for
in this wretched world.
309
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,737
Oh, what's little man's name?
310
00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,615
-Oh, it's Henry.
-I dated a Henry.
311
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:04,254
-Henrys are great.
-Well, Henry thanks you.
312
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,503
Excuse us.
313
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,844
Hard to be invisible
with the greatest lady magnet
314
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,590
in the history of the species
strapped to you.
315
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,433
The Fifth Season, Gone Girl, Seabiscuit.
316
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,385
Okay, I'm stumped. Why those?
317
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,016
-Who are you?
-[Henry crying]
318
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,058
Oh, Henry, okay.
319
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,196
All right, it's okay. Shh, shh, shh.
320
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,334
[Henry stops crying]
321
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,382
-Hi.
-So are you gonna chase after her,
322
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,999
-or could I help you with something?
-Yeah.
323
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,967
-I'd like to apply for a library card.
-You've come to the right place.
324
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,179
Good.
325
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,635
Fill that out for me.
326
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,812
We have a great kids section
just in the corner.
327
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,726
And... you can take that home with you.
328
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,226
Natalie picked it out for you.
329
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,742
[Joe] You are flirting with me.
330
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,321
-Thank you.
-Mm-hm.
331
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,964
When they start to crawl,
it's a miracle anyone survives.
332
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,329
I'm so blessed
we have three incredible nannies.
333
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,498
Oh, my God.
It's twice as insane with twins.
334
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,918
It's kind of why I started writing.
To just share.
335
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,797
So others won't make
the mountain of mistakes I did.
336
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,256
Yeah. What is the name of your blog again?
337
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,426
[Kiki] Oh, she's Heart-Shaped Mistakes.
338
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,725
-You seriously haven't read it?
-No.
339
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,229
-It's small.
-She invented momfluencing.
340
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,942
-Don't be humble.
-No. It's fun.
341
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,822
I can stay home with my twins.
What do you do for work?
342
00:19:56,069 --> 00:20:01,369
-Well, I used to-- I'm trained as a chef.
-Oh.
343
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,655
Yeah, and I, uh...
344
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,663
I haven't really had much time
since he was born, I guess.
345
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,458
-Well, yes.
-Your job right now is to connect
346
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,962
with your baby and your man.
347
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,714
So easy for you to say.
Has your vagina even recovered yet?
348
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,427
-Oh, my God. You're embarrassing her.
-Don't be vagina-phobic.
349
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:25,099
God! I wish someone would've told me.
Sex is hard to get back into.
350
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:29,351
-But connecting intimately? So crucial.
-[Andrew] Mm-hm.
351
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,806
Endorphins, oxytocin,
it's incredible for the breast milk.
352
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,608
In fact, if you're not orgasming,
353
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:39,242
your breast milk isn't doing it
for your baby's precious growing brain.
354
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,162
-Well, we're all over that, so...
-Oh.
355
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,082
Okay.
356
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:52,500
[Joe] Tender Is the Night is widely
considered Fitzgerald's darkest work.
357
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,674
It's about marriage and infidelity.
358
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,094
Invitation? Or a warning?
359
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,592
-Okay. I finally got him down.
-Mm. Good work.
360
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,511
And I got you...
361
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,765
a pain au chocolat.
362
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,274
[Joe] Don't get me wrong.
This isn't some German fairy tale
363
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,772
where a witch keeps me locked up
till it's time to eat me.
364
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,686
Love is nice, giving.
365
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,111
I fell in love
with a certain version of her.
366
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,570
What do you think?
367
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,916
-It's okay.
-Exactly. This is the best bakery in town?
368
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,590
Shoddy lamination. Too sweet.
369
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,839
-Definitely didn't use French butter.
-Yeah. Yeah, banish them.
370
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,172
Off with their heads. Done.
371
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,023
-Hi.
-Hi.
372
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,077
Am I interrupting your reading?
373
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,156
-No, no. No, you're not.
-Seems like I am.
374
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,075
-Just come back. Come back, Love.
-Fuck.
375
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,834
-Stay. Stay.
-No, Joe. Why?
376
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,250
-Why won't you talk to me?
-What? We talk--
377
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,668
Something is going on.
You're always distracted.
378
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,797
-I'm not distracted.
-Why won't you tell me?
379
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,013
[Henry crying over monitor]
380
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:28,929
I've got him.
381
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,274
I'm gonna take him to his grandma's.
382
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,565
-Love.
-No, don't worry about it, Joe.
383
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,608
Enjoy the quiet.
384
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,292
[Joe] Where are you?
385
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,498
[cell phone buzzing]
386
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,693
-Hello.
-[Natalie] Hey, neighbor.
387
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,189
Care for a drink?
388
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,822
How'd you get my number?
389
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,438
My husband, Matthew, works in tech.
390
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:26,492
So...
391
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,704
not at all invasive tech.
392
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,197
Why are you nervous?
393
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,655
Got some checkered past
you're trying to hide?
394
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,536
No, I'm not worried about me so much as...
395
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,883
you know, the future of civilization.
396
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,382
Ah.
397
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,215
Well, that's a lost cause.
398
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,299
You know, I feel I should warn you.
399
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:55,020
There's no such thing
as privacy in Madre Linda.
400
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,520
Including here.
401
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:58,646
See.
402
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,728
All the cameras in my house.
403
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:06,651
One out here is broken. That's why
I spend so much time by the pool.
404
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:11,949
It's the only place in this entire town
I don't feel like I'm being watched.
405
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,202
Boop. Boop.
406
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,370
There.
407
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,905
[Joe] You want us to be alone?
408
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,578
Even that's not really privacy.
409
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,036
Matthew will see I turned them off
and wonder why.
410
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:26,336
It's so weird,
I don't remember putting on a leash,
411
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,423
just kind of...
412
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,296
slipped around my neck at some point.
413
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,425
[Joe] You're a prisoner too.
414
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:35,602
I guess
marriage isn't really built for secrets.
415
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,192
Or people aren't really built
for marriage.
416
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,153
Come with.
417
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,231
I need another drink.
418
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,365
To new friends.
419
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,593
"Who can often have
a better time together than old."
420
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,628
-You got my book.
-Hmm.
421
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,008
-Oh, shit.
-Whoa.
422
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,801
Here. Is that okay? Can I see it?
423
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:18,230
Aye. Just put pressure on it.
That should stop the bleeding.
424
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,686
Do you have a first aid kit?
425
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,364
Yeah.
426
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,028
[Joe] It feels right.
427
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,661
Taking care of you.
428
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:35,372
There. I think you'll live.
429
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:39,041
-Does it hurt?
-Nothing more wine won't cure.
430
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,715
You feel it too, don't you?
431
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,800
What?
432
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,221
That feeling
when you're first with someone.
433
00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,265
All the tension, possibility...
434
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,020
I wish I could bottle it.
435
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,185
It's better than anything.
436
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,192
[Joe] I feel it.
437
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:12,152
I thought it would stay, with Matthew.
438
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,579
Do you think it inevitably goes away?
439
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,078
I think if it's right...
440
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,198
it stays.
441
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,252
So how long did it stay with you and Love?
442
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,302
It's hard to say. Um...
443
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,631
I didn't know the real her...
444
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,336
when I fell in love.
445
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,506
-I know how that feels.
-I got swept up.
446
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,425
By the time I realized, it was too late.
447
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,770
I couldn't leave. I couldn't leave her.
448
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,768
People leave all the time.
449
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,146
Not Love.
450
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,200
Our daughter-- We thought
we were gonna have a little girl.
451
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,411
Anyway...
452
00:26:58,950 --> 00:26:59,990
I'm in it now...
453
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:01,834
with Love.
454
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:03,367
Are you?
455
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,423
Kids aren't handcuffs.
456
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:11,499
Matthew has a stepson.
457
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:16,176
-We don't see him much.
-That sounds terrible, for the kid.
458
00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,929
It's fine, actually.
459
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,051
You know why?
460
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,807
People are happier
when they aren't lying to themselves...
461
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,228
and everyone else.
462
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,979
So, what are you doing here?
463
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:28,734
[groans]
464
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,526
-I can't leave him either.
-Oh!
465
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,396
I can't do that to him.
466
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:40,237
Even if it means I stay in this...
467
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:45,579
Dwell Magazine, Twilight Zone
fucking purgatory forever.
468
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,461
-Is it that bad here?
-Ha.
469
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,707
If you're not careful,
470
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,918
you'll start caring about private schools,
471
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,876
stock portfolios,
start reading on a Kindle.
472
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:58,797
Fuck.
473
00:27:58,885 --> 00:27:59,925
[Natalie chuckles]
474
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,194
You wanna see my reading room?
475
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,452
We've always slept in separate rooms.
476
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,278
I'm an insomniac.
477
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:23,157
Also, a slob.
478
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,535
[Joe] Everything suddenly feels real.
479
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:34,165
I'm married but to the wrong person.
What if you're the right one?
480
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,014
Hey, where'd you go?
481
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,256
Get out of your head.
482
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,218
Come here.
483
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,405
[Joe] No. Husband, father. I can't.
484
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:05,332
I'm sorry.
485
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,827
I gave you the wrong impression.
486
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,830
-I'm pretty sure you didn't.
-No.
487
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,884
I'm just looking for a friend.
488
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,463
Shit.
489
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,932
[Joe] No, never again.
490
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,234
-I promised myself I would do this right.
-[door closes]
491
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,639
Love. Hey, I thought--
492
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:33,398
I got there...
493
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,944
and then I thought about seeing my mom,
494
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,815
and I went and got Häagen-Dazs instead.
495
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,323
Are you okay? You look a little flushed.
496
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,293
I just had a drink with the neighbor.
497
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,248
-Hmm. [chuckles]
-You're right. She's crazy.
498
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,828
Look, I'm sorry for running off.
499
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:53,916
I just--
500
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,473
I was just thinking about our vows.
501
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,564
Oh. Yeah.
502
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:11,561
The ones we wrote on In-N-Out bags
on the way to the courthouse.
503
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:16,150
You said you would always share a bite
of your pastry with me.
504
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,819
That's-- That's so generous.
505
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:22,611
-I am generous.
-You really are, and I'm an asshole.
506
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:26,315
-No, you're not. You're just--
-I am. And it's been so crazy.
507
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,331
And I was just thinking about that bite.
508
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,621
And you were hungry?
509
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,171
-Yeah.
-Me too.
510
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,633
[dramatic music playing]
511
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,062
[Joe] That feeling you wanna bottle,
512
00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:51,388
turns out, it can come back.
513
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:53,854
Maybe this is what we were looking for
in each other, Natalie.
514
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,515
What I needed from you.
515
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:58,193
A way back to Love.
516
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,573
Maybe, thanks to you,
517
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,320
I can make this work.
518
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,279
[moaning]
519
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,376
I should have told Sherry we were busy.
This is gonna suck.
520
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,920
Something tells me
she's not someone you say no to.
521
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,554
It'll be fine.
522
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,879
-[doorbell rings]
-I have you...
523
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,008
and pie.
524
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,181
-Quinn-Goldbergs.
-[Love] Hey.
525
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:34,434
-Step right on up.
-Here you go. This is for you.
526
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,227
-It's gluten-free.
-Oh, great.
527
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,151
Yes.
528
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,396
[Joe] Fun fact,
Sherry had to post an apology video
529
00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,281
in August 2020 after it was discovered
530
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:45,068
that she had a massive party
while the rest of us were home,
531
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,993
clutching hand sanitizer.
532
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:50,120
Rumor was, the whole neighborhood got
a secret vaccine
533
00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:53,489
manufactured for the Queen of England
and were thus immune to COVID.
534
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,075
I don't believe in conspiracies,
535
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:59,384
except when they're about
unfair advantages of being rich.
536
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,169
Those are true.
Trust me, I married a Quinn.
537
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:05,843
Go get you some Pinot.
It's from my friends' winery.
538
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,344
They 3D-print their wine barrels.
539
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,601
Hi.
540
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,759
[indistinct chatter]
541
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:16,940
Thank you.
542
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:20,940
Oh, that's Kiki and her husband, Brandon.
543
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:25,398
And there's Andrew and his lawyer husband.
544
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,025
I can't remember his name.
545
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:28,528
Jackson.
546
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,946
Andrew, Jackson. Now, that is unfortunate.
547
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:37,787
Oh, my God.
548
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,831
-How could I forget?
-They seem okay,
549
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,548
if you discount the obscene
one-percenter bubble they live in.
550
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:48,759
Mm. I have to discount that
or we'd have to guillotine both of us too.
551
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,591
Then they're a nice couple.
552
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:52,642
[Sherry laughing]
553
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,313
Contrary to our gracious host.
554
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,020
[Joe] Never trust a queen bee.
555
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,140
Let me show you around, Love.
556
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,847
-Oh, thank you.
-Yeah.
557
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,188
[Cary] Ah, you must be Joe.
558
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,938
Finally, we meet. Cary Conrad.
559
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:11,414
'Cause is your life even a brand
without a perfectly imperfect soulmate?
560
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,699
Oh, my God.
561
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:16,663
Mission accomplished. I cannot tell
who the bigger douchebag is.
562
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:19,754
-Nice to meet you.
-Let me show you the grill setup.
563
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,331
Okay.
564
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:27,207
A sea of awkward nerds made good.
Tech made the money, wives did the rest.
565
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,836
Clothes, hair, Barry's Bootcamp,
566
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:33,393
and they go from kid-stuffed-in-locker
to 21st-century master of the universe.
567
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:36,259
-It's kind of sweet.
-Kiki tells Dakota, "Don't bother Daddy.
568
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,517
He's micro-dosing ketamine.
It's his special time."
569
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,980
[Joe] If you overlook the haze
of narcissistic delusion
570
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,271
that just the right biohack,
571
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,564
you'll live forever.
572
00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,937
It's all paleo. Well, keto, really.
573
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,356
I find when I I.F.,
I'm good on any amount of fats.
574
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,406
-I.F.?
-Intermittent fasting.
575
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,195
You don't?
576
00:33:55,742 --> 00:34:00,582
Well, I mean, obviously you must not
because you're genetically blessed.
577
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,916
Let me get in there.
578
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,496
Oh, yeah.
579
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,746
Lucky. Super high metab.
580
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,878
The guys come and train with me.
I'm a monster. You'll love it.
581
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:14,295
[Joe] Is he flirting with me
or inviting me to join Fight Club?
582
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,845
Help yourself to meat.
583
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,058
I'll be back.
584
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:23,227
I didn't know
Lena and Chris were back from Paris.
585
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,981
Oh, and apparently had the best time.
586
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,225
-They're open, the marriage.
-[Love] Oh.
587
00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,203
No judgment from me.
588
00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:33,817
Really?
589
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,744
-None?
-I spent my summers growing up
590
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:39,954
on a commune,
so I got a big dose of all that.
591
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,746
Whatever works, right?
592
00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:45,543
You are such a breath of fresh air, Love.
593
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,035
I'm glad you moved here.
594
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,336
-My pleasure.
-Oh.
595
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,472
Hi.
596
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,628
Natalie and Matthew Engler.
597
00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:58,137
-Oh, she looks amazing.
-She is a bad person.
598
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:03,097
Matthew was married
to this incredible woman named Mimi,
599
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:06,104
mother of his child, and then, well--
600
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,687
He met Natalie, and--
601
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:11,402
We're far too feminist
to ever say a woman stole a man.
602
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:15,664
She's nice enough.
Great realtor, you know. A cheater.
603
00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:17,908
Good to know
when a person lives next door.
604
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:18,830
[Kiki] Mm-hm.
605
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:22,578
Oh, I must say hello to Les.
He's sourcing us a French bulldog.
606
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,712
-I'm empty. I'm gonna go fill up.
-Okay.
607
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,384
[Joe] You're here, with him?
608
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,263
Looking perfectly content.
609
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:38,094
Was our evening nothing?
A mistake for us both?
610
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:43,430
Ever sat in a virtual reality pod?
611
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:45,983
-Joe?
-No, I can't say that I have.
612
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:49,310
Oh, Cary's got one in his garage.
It's insane.
613
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:53,147
Not even just for porn.
But also the porn is spectacular.
614
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,702
[Joe] We as a species
deserve to go extinct.
615
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,621
[women laughing]
616
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,831
So my friend Rachel in L.A.,
617
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:07,791
she said the brother's a crackhead
who got himself killed.
618
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:11,464
And the dad's shady too.
Apparently, Anavrin is a front.
619
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,754
Money just papers over that garbage fire.
620
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:18,048
And, of course, she took her daddy's cash,
bought a whole new life here,
621
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,854
where the rest of us work
for what we have.
622
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,428
-[Kiki] Amen.
-[Sherry] Amen.
623
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:23,353
Hi.
624
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:25,810
Can I top off your wine?
625
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,563
-Hi.
-[Sherry] Oh, my God!
626
00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:29,484
Okay.
627
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:37,067
May I state the obvious?
Sherry Conrad is a terrible person.
628
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:42,026
-Can you fucking believe that?
-Who runs this town, so...
629
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:45,825
you kind of can't
get righteously indignant
630
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,752
unless you also wanna be lonely.
631
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,498
Well, I have friends.
632
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,591
Where, in L.A.?
633
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,917
You need some here too.
634
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:01,008
I assume you came here for the schools?
635
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:04,010
Well, now, you know those come at a cost.
636
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,845
Pinot, please.
637
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,770
Look, they hate me.
638
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:14,226
Think I stole Matthew from their friend,
who by the way, was cheating first, but...
639
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:16,904
Point is,
640
00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:19,904
everyone has to find their way
in Madre Linda.
641
00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:24,332
You mean, around Sherry and her mafia?
642
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:27,498
It'll be easier
if you can get them to accept you.
643
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:31,418
They just called my family a garbage fire.
I don't really see that happening.
644
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,629
Okay. Fair.
645
00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,674
So do what I do. Get her to respect you.
646
00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,415
Authenticity scares the shit out of her.
647
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:45,098
Do you, no apology, loud and proud,
and you'll cow her into,
648
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:49,139
if not submission,
at least basic fake friendship.
649
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:54,307
Okay, great. One problem.
I don't really know who I am these days.
650
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,781
I just had a baby,
651
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,864
and everything's a--
652
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:07,159
There's nothing authentic
or intimidating about me.
653
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,833
I'm just a stay-at-home mom going insane.
654
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,171
I guess there's some...
655
00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,052
things I need to figure out.
656
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,513
So if you could do anything,
657
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,799
what would you do?
658
00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:23,763
Just for fun?
659
00:38:25,344 --> 00:38:26,184
Okay.
660
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:28,851
So this is stupid.
661
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:33,061
But I have this fantasy
of opening a bakery.
662
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,114
I'm a trained pastry chef in another life,
663
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:39,528
and feels ridiculous to think about
in a town where nobody eats gluten.
664
00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:40,648
I eat gluten.
665
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:41,735
Seriously?
666
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,356
You know what?
667
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,908
There's a space available
that might be perfect.
668
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,451
Could be wrong.
669
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,249
Or this was fate.
670
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,370
Call me if you ever wanna see it.
671
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,786
Thank you.
672
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:02,384
It's really nice
to have an actual conversation.
673
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,925
I can't believe
we've been living next door for months.
674
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:07,511
Joe's seen more of you than I have.
675
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,055
Oh, not really.
676
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,639
I keep telling Matthew, I'd love to have
you both over for a drink sometime.
677
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,938
It's crazy, we haven't had
either of you at the house yet.
678
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,311
We'll do it soon.
679
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,228
Yeah, that sounds great.
680
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,316
Definitely.
681
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,161
[Joe] What is wrong?
682
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:28,368
I have been doing everything
for this family,
683
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,239
and you've been fucking the neighbor.
684
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:34,286
-What? Wait, what are you talking about?
-I'm not an idiot, Joe!
685
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,662
I'm not having an--
686
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:39,208
Look, I don't know what she said,
but I told you the truth.
687
00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:42,423
We had a drink.
She started acting a little crazy. I left.
688
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,835
Then you came home and fucked me
for the first time in six months.
689
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,385
-What is that? A coincidence?
-Fine. I like that she flirted.
690
00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:50,679
Is that what we're doing now?
Policing each other's minds?
691
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,393
-Are we not allowed to have a fantasy?
-Don't give me that.
692
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,524
There's nothing simple about it
when somebody gets stuck in your mind.
693
00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,692
-I don't care if you fucked her.
-Sounds like you care.
694
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:00,021
Are you obsessed with her?
695
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,316
-It's not like that.
-Really?
696
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,111
-Yeah.
-You sure?
697
00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:08,664
I'm sure. Because it was like that
with you, Love! I married you.
698
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,409
The man I fell in love with would do
anything for the ones he loves.
699
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,742
I still would. I moved here.
700
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:17,118
We're in this fake, plastic suburban hell.
701
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:21,536
-We moved here for the baby.
-He was supposed to be a girl.
702
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:24,758
What does that fucking matter?
703
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:27,379
I don't even-- I-- I don't-- It doesn't.
704
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,136
It feels so emblematic
of getting it wrong,
705
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:33,509
of feeling like I am gonna
fuck him up. Like he knows.
706
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,597
He looks at me like I'm a monster.
707
00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:38,352
How do you think I feel?
708
00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:42,729
You remember what Forty said.
Five seconds before he died.
709
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,452
That I'd be crazy if I ever thought
I could be a good mother.
710
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,661
Well, he was out of his mind.
711
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,577
Maybe he wasn't.
712
00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:00,171
We...
713
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:02,956
both...
714
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,842
have done bad things.
715
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:10,626
I wanted to move here so that...
716
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,136
we could start new...
717
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,813
be safe and never have
to do anything bad ever again.
718
00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:20,516
We get to choose.
719
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,613
We get to choose. We are safe now.
720
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,109
We're together.
721
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,112
I promise, no more.
722
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:30,954
No more bad things ever again, okay?
723
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,661
While we're telling the truth,
724
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:37,122
you are a great mother.
725
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:39,576
Thanks.
726
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,302
Does that mean
I can stop reading Sherry's shitty blog?
727
00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:56,256
There's still time to bond with him.
728
00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:01,478
Try reading him something
other than Fitzgerald. He is a baby.
729
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,978
Yeah, I'll give it a shot.
730
00:42:10,819 --> 00:42:11,899
Should we go home?
731
00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:14,318
Yeah, let's go home.
732
00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,003
-[Henry crying]
-[humming]
733
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,546
-Hey, are we okay?
-Hey.
734
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,510
-He's been great all night.
-Okay.
735
00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:34,930
Go get some rest. I got him.
Really. I got him. I got him.
736
00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:36,640
-Thank you, thank you.
-Good night.
737
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,350
-Thank you, thank you.
-I love you, Forty.
738
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,430
Oh.
739
00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:41,522
You're okay, Henry.
740
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,440
"Happily ever after" looks
a lot different than I thought.
741
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,486
And a family, the reality of one,
742
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,242
might not be for everyone...
743
00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:00,492
but it's all I've ever wanted.
744
00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:04,832
So I'm gonna make this work.
No matter what it takes.
745
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,165
Goodbye, you.
746
00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:20,064
[upbeat music playing]
747
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:27,268
[man] Nineteen bucks? It's crazy.
I'll give you 2 bucks.
748
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:31,284
This isn't a pawnshop, sir.
We don't negotiate late fees.
749
00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:34,148
Manager. I wanna speak to a manager.
750
00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:56,764
[sighs]
751
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,349
Hi, Natalie.
752
00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:02,927
Yep.
753
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:07,766
Yeah, I wanted to see that place
you were talking about for a bakery.
754
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:12,322
Amazing.
755
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:17,740
"But he could not think
of a story to tell Frog.
756
00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:19,452
Then...
757
00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:20,531
Uh...
758
00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:24,703
Toad poured a glass of water
over his head."
759
00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:31,957
Am I the asshole here?
I'm sorry. That's a bad word.
760
00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:34,587
Is it me?
761
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,551
I'm trying.
762
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,351
I'm in over my head.
763
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,925
He said, using an idiom
his son will never understand
764
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:48,436
because it's impossible
to communicate with babies.
765
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,399
[coos]
766
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:51,896
Yeah, right. Exactly.
767
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,230
[babbling]
768
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:03,328
How are we supposed
to understand each other?
769
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,157
How am I supposed to do this right?
770
00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:11,134
I wanna do this right, Forty--
771
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,838
Henry. Henry.
772
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:13,918
Henry, you see?
773
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,760
You're getting into my head.
774
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,973
I'm gonna do everything I can.
775
00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:29,103
I just don't know what that means yet.
776
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:30,557
I...
777
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:33,938
[laughing]
778
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,782
So wait, you don't hate me?
779
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:45,156
[babbles]
780
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,747
Yeah, same here.
781
00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:53,634
Same here.
782
00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:55,919
Okay. Yeah, it's a good talk.
783
00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:57,550
[clearing throat]
784
00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,129
Yeah, let's keep reading.
785
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,054
Uh...
786
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:04,143
"'Why are you pouring water
over your head?' asked Frog.
787
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:10,306
'I hope that if I pour water over my head,
it will help me to think of a story.'"
788
00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:19,608
It's cute, right?
789
00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:22,153
Build-out's already mostly done for you.
790
00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,946
And the tenant left all the appliances?
791
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,117
Kind of had to.
792
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:33,292
Look, I'm not gonna lie.
793
00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:36,043
This town isn't exactly
the easiest market.
794
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,086
Your stuff has to be good.
795
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,549
-That, I'm not worried about.
-Then nothing to worry about.
796
00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,722
Except landlord has another offer.
797
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:51,019
But he loves me, so sign
a 3-year lease today and you're golden.
798
00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:55,056
I already sent you papers to e-sign.
799
00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:02,070
-Can I--? Can I see downstairs?
-Yeah, let's go.
800
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,274
Okay, so I know how it looks,
801
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:37,151
but I was told this is
the best walk-in freezer on the market.
802
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,822
Let me show you the other storage room.
803
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:56,922
Permits are easy.
804
00:47:56,999 --> 00:48:00,089
So you can have
this place up and running crazy fast.
805
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,894
[moaning]
806
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:16,225
[dramatic music playing]
807
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:47,882
Bottom line, in the right hands,
this place could be a raging success.
808
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:50,466
So, what do you think? [gasps]
809
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,642
This is just the beginning, Henry.
810
00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,645
Frog and Toad are great. But wait
until you meet Pippi Longstocking.
811
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:01,268
-[cell phone buzzing]
-You'll freak out.
812
00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,145
I'm just leaving the library. What's up?
813
00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,651
[Love sobbing]
814
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,954
Hey, Love. You okay?
815
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:12,487
Um, Joe.
816
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,872
What's wrong?
817
00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:17,409
I think we need to go to couples' therapy.
818
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,560
[theme music playing]
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