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ADULT ADAM: Growing up,
I hated sports.
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And it wasn't just
that I was unathletic
and uncoordinated, but...
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Yeah, okay,
that was most of it.
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Why are the halls bustling?
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Everyone's pumped
for Friday's big game
against Germantown.
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It's the one day
the jocks high-five me
instead of low-two me.
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What's a low-two?Ah, nice try!
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That court document
is sealed.
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I'm gonna face-paint
a football on one cheek
and a helmet on the other.
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Or more likely,
just wear something blue.
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Is this about
barbaric football?
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Adam, this is a big deal.
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It's the seniors' last game
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and a memory
that they'll share forever.
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Good luck having
any memories
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with so many traumatic
head injuries!
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[BELL RINGS]CORBETT: Excuse me?
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There they are,
my cognitively awesome bros.
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We're too pumped up
to even hear
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your high-pitched
voice right now!
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Germantown's
going down!
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Quaker football
for life!
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Chest bump!
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ALL: Wha!
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Uh, hello?
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Our chests are waiting
to be bumped.
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Thank you, no.
But I will give you
an actor's bow.
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And it's happening!
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Mr. Goldberg,
off the floor.
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This is a school,
not a street corner.
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Break-dance
on your own time.
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Principal Ball,
you're all riled up
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about this dumb game,
too?
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Hell to the yes!
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This is the one day
of the year
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we put
our Quaker values aside
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and hope that Germantown's
quarterback tears his ACL.
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This is been a healthy
give and take.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I need you
to film the game.
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Yeah, our AV teacher
is going to a wedding
in Ann Arbor this weekend,
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leaving Friday and taking
the whole day off.
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Sometimes you need
a travel day.
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Don't take his side.
He's not even a groomsman.
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Sports aren't really
my thing.
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You know, that nice
admissions lady from NYU
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would just hate to hear
that one of their wait-listed
students passed up a chance
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to be of service because
it wasn't his "thing."
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Since when do you
play hardball, Ball?
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Since we haven't beat
Germantown since 1924!
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And, yeah, back then,
the game was called
"Who's Got the Peanut?"
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and women weren't allowed
in the stands,
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but this is our year!
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Fine, I'll film the thing.
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Attaboy!
Germantown is going down!
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Hey, chest bump!
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Not again!
Whoa!
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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪♪ I don't know the future
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♪♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was
October 13th,
1980-something.
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With Erica engaged
and living with Geoff,
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it was time to clean out
her childhood bedroom.
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Keep. Ugh, big toss.
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[GASPS] Bup-bup.
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Strawberry Shortcake,
Erica?
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For shame.
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You've been sniffing her
since you were six.
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[INHALES DEEPLY] Mmm.
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Fruit baby.
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Never mind, I'll just put her
on my keep pile.
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You realize putting everything
from my trash pile
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into your keep pile makes
all this pointless?
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I got a system,
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which is not to let my baby
flush her precious memories
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down the toilet.
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Mom, it's obvious
you're really upset
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because your
most attractive child
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will never live under
your roof again. Ever.
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You'll be back,
because I still have
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the one thing
you need most.
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Money?B.L.C.
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Bever-Loving-Care.
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You may want to try money.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Jane Bales.
[CHUCKLES]
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I didn't say your name
three times
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while looking in a mirror.
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Beverly.
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I see you still haven't
updated your decor...
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Or face.
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Is there something
you needed,
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or do goblins just
trick-or-treat year-round?
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As you know, I have
a thriving real estate empire,
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hence the gold jacket, which
exudes opulence and success.
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And doesn't at all
make you look like
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a valet from Atlantic City.
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[CHUCKLES] I'm not
letting you sell my home.
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This moldy box of
off-brand furniture?
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Oh, God, no.
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I'm the agent for
the house next door,
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and I need you
to mow your lawn.
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Our lawn is fine.
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Fine?
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I keep thinking
Shoeless Joe Jackson's
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going to come out of it
and play baseball.
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Wait, Arnie Wofsy's moving?
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To Palm Springs.
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Well, Palm Desert.
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People say it's the same,
but it is not.
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So there's an open house?
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Yes, but steer clear.
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I don't want
any potential buyers
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to meet the riffraff
they share a fence with.
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You get it.
You've seen you.
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Ta.
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Murray, Wofsy's moving.
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What the hell's a Wofsy?
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You know Arnie Wofsy.
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He's lived next door
to us for 20 years.
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That guy's a putz.
He's got my rake.
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Well, you can ask for it back
at the open house.
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It's the last shot I have
to quietly judge the inside
before someone moves in.
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You mean I gotta
get up and walk
all the way next door?
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And put on shoes.
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Oh, it just keeps
getting worse. [GRUMBLES]
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ADULT ADAM: And so,
my mom dragged my dad
to the open house next door.
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Oh, my God.
Can you believe this place?
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They even have a drawer
just for batteries.
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They got the AAs, the Ds,
and even the square ones.
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This brochures says
there's a pool, a sauna,
and a chef's kitchen.
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Can you imagine
what I would do
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with meats
and cheeses in here?
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I already have.
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And they got a TV in
the half-bath off the den.
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Well, if you like
that little fella,
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you should check out
the media room.
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Media room?
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It is a space
dedicated to television.
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[CHOIR SINGING]
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Complete with
sumptuous leather chairs,
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a full-size fridge,
and stadium seating
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so that no one can ever
block your view.
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It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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I know.
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I had no idea
all this was here.
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Why weren't we friendly
with the Wofsys?
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Friendly? Who wants to be
friendly with their neighbors?
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Hello, Goldbergs.
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Ah, it's the guy from,
uh, the thing that I know.
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I'm your child's
guidance counselor,
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John Glascott.
[CHUCKLES]
You know me.
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If you say so.
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Are you in the market
for a new home?
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Oh, I wish.
I'm your classic
lookie-loo.
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I'm currently living above
a Bengali restaurant.
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The intense spices
permeate my bedroom,
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causing a rare condition
called "curry eye."
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Ugh. Now I know
things about you.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Never have before.
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I want to live here.
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What?This house is incredible.
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The kids are moving out,
but if we live here,
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they'll want to
move back in.
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That doesn't seem
like the right reason,
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but I do love
the media room.
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Love is real!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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Murray.Wofsy.
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Quite a house
you have here.
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And?We want to buy it.
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Way under asking
and with multiple
contingencies.
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Thank you for accepting.
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Not a chance in hell.
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We can negotiate
the price.
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I would never sell
to the likes of you.
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What is happening?
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I'll show you to the lovely,
solid mahogany door,
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which is a real showpiece
for the entryway,
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or in your case,
the exit way.
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It's an open house.
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It's a closed house.
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Dang it! This is
my air-conditioning time.
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But why?
We haven't spoken
to you in years.
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Ask your husband.
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Come to think of it,
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it might have been me
that took his rake.
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You better fix it.
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I want this house,
Murray.
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Oh, my.
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I came for
the fresh-baked cookies,
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but I'm leaving with
fresh-baked drama.
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[LAUGHS]
And a cookie.
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom's
dream was crushed,
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I was ready to crush
my video assignment.
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Go, physically gifted people
who live in my area!
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You sure you're
going to be able
to follow all the action?
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Uh, I've seen Wildcats
with Goldie Hawn, so maybe.
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You make everything
less fun.
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We're gonna go
find a seat.
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What's wrong
with up here?
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Sorry, babe.
The top row
of the bleachers
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is for weirdos
and oddballs.
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And superfans!No, Barry!
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You graduated
three years ago.
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This is
the alumni section...
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Former students
and honored graduates
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who've gone on
to make something
of themselves
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and like to give back.
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Give back?
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What could you possibly
have to offer?
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My encouraging screams.
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And we are
seconds away, folks.
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ADULT ADAM: I had to admit,
that night, there was
an energy in the air.
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Had I been wrong?
Were sports exciting?
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And here is the kickoff!
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Germantown...
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Does not return.
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ADULT ADAM: Nah.
It was boring as hell.
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Here's the snap.
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Nope. Dead ball.
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Oh, so slow.
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Which led me to get distracted
by just about anything.
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[LAUGHS] I have to say it,
that is a handsome pigeon.
226
00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,849
My Spanish teacher's really
mowing down that snow cone.
227
00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:41,069
That dude
in the opposite stands
looks like Carl Weathers.
228
00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:44,202
Scoreboard zoom!
Ee-ooh-ee-ooh.
229
00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:45,813
Hot pigeon is back!
230
00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,163
Strut your stuff,
my fetching friend!
231
00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:51,601
This is it, folks.
Six ticks left on the clock.
232
00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:54,778
Looks like the Quakers
are about to lose
another heartbreaker.
233
00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,301
There's the snap.
234
00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,477
Walls drops back.
235
00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:58,565
And he fumbles!
236
00:07:58,739 --> 00:07:59,783
But wait,
237
00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,264
Corbett, he squirts
out of the pile!
238
00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,961
Whoa, look at the veins
on Principal Ball's head.
239
00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,049
He laterals back
to Spink!
240
00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:05,963
He's really getting into it.
241
00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,791
Spink back to Walls, and...
242
00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,011
And there's daylight!
There's daylight!
243
00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:14,798
He...could...go...
all...the...way!
244
00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:17,366
Touchdown! Touchdown!
245
00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,324
What are we
so excited about?
246
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,717
Is the band coming back
on the field?
247
00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,545
We won! We won!
248
00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,068
I'm going down there.
249
00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:26,027
Maybe a lineman will give me
a hip pad as a souvenir!
250
00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:30,248
Oh, [BLEEP].
251
00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,337
ADULT ADAM: While I missed
the biggest play ever,
252
00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,818
my dad was taking a swing
making nice with the neighbor.
253
00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,298
Hey, Wofsy.
254
00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,430
Here's your rake.
Are we good?
255
00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,477
This isn't my rake.
This is a small hand rake.
256
00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,045
I loaned you
a full-size leaf rake.
257
00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,742
A rake's a rake.
258
00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:48,397
Every autumn,
I love gathering
all the fallen leaves.
259
00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:51,008
I build a big pile,
and sometimes,
I frolic in it.
260
00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,053
You took that from me.
261
00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,055
Fine. I'll buy you
another rake
262
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,839
so you can do
your upsetting
leaf business.
263
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,146
Oh, it's not just the rake.
264
00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,628
Your kids hit a million balls
and Frisbees over my fence,
265
00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,804
and for some reason,
three hockey nets.
266
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,153
You could have
tossed them back over.
267
00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,459
I did, and they hit them back,
268
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,810
and then they say,
"We're playing
fence volleyball."
269
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,638
That's between
you and them.
270
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,378
And what about
the avocado tree?
271
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,294
I love guacamole, okay?
Is that a crime?
272
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:19,689
No, but dangling
your youngest child
from a ladder
273
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,387
to steal your neighbor's
tree treasure is.
274
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,912
Screw this! Screw you!
275
00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,478
I need my special
hand-rake back.
276
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,916
Choke on my guac,
Goldberg!
277
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,658
I can't, Wofsy!
'Cause you ran out!
278
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,834
ADULT ADAM: While my dad
dropped the ball,
279
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:37,489
I was hoping a test audience
wouldn't notice
my costly fumble.
280
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:41,406
...could...go...
all...the...way!
281
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,974
Touchdown! Touchdown!
282
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,541
What the hell is this?
283
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,587
Why are we looking
at Principal Ball?
284
00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:50,502
Well, Principal Ball's
unbridled enthusiasm
285
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,330
distracted me from
the handsome pigeon
I was filming.
286
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:53,288
You were filming
a pigeon?
287
00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:54,898
You didn't see
this pigeon.
288
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,900
Birds do have
a mesmerizing way.
289
00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,075
Shut up, Matt Bradley.
290
00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,424
Birds are the roaches
of the sky.
291
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,252
Is it that bad?
292
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,124
Because the school wants
to do a post-game pep rally
293
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,821
and show the game
at lunch tomorrow.
294
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,780
I'd probably just leave
the country if I were you.
295
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,651
I mean, they're going to hunt
you down wherever you go,
296
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,392
but see a little bit
of this crazy world first.
297
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,960
You should also
change your name.
Maybe Xander Hamlin?
298
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:16,137
Oh, he can't pull off Xander.
Maybe Bernard or a Chester.
299
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,529
I'm not moving
out of the country
300
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:18,966
and living a different life
as a Chester.
301
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,707
Then there's only
one solution.
302
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:21,882
Come clean and...
303
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,188
We re-create
the play on video.
304
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,626
Yes. That sounds reasonable
to me in this moment.
305
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,280
But we're
just four dudes.
306
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:32,936
Four dudes with the raw skill
and physical perfection
of a varsity football team.
307
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,634
Plus, with
my slick editing,
308
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,113
no one will know
the difference, probably.
309
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,028
ADULT ADAM: At least
that's what I'd hoped,
310
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,943
but they knew the difference,
311
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,728
and were not afraid
to express their opinion.
312
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,861
[CROWD BOOING ANGRILY]
313
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:45,949
Dude, what did you do?
314
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,256
A seamless re-creation?
315
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,388
That's clearly your brother
and his idiot friends!
316
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,433
One of them's
wearing jeans!
317
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,130
I'll handle this.
318
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,655
Relax! Sports don't matter!
319
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,788
[BOOING ANGRILY]
320
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,880
ADULT ADAM: My brother
couldn't help me fix
my big sports screw-up,
321
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,926
so I had to
step up to the plate
and face the high heat...
322
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,710
Whatever that means.
323
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,451
This is the worst thing
that ever happened
to our school
324
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,583
since the witch burnings.
325
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,324
You're lucky we don't
do that anymore.
326
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,978
Technically,
I'd be a warlock.
327
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,632
That's what they call
male witches.
328
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,416
Just FYI,
if it comes up socially.
329
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,679
When would it come up
socially?
330
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,768
At a Wiccan cocktail party?
331
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,248
Perfect example,
but I'm still furious.
332
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,424
What if we just lob a call
to Germantown Prep
and redo the game?
333
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,252
That's your solution?
334
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,950
Look, I don't want to
overstate this,
335
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,517
but you have killed
our school spirit forever!
336
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,518
I can fix that.
337
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,390
What is spirit anyway
338
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:36,739
if not something dead
that comes back
to haunt people?
339
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:37,914
But in a good way.
340
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,655
Stop speaking in tongues,
warlock.
341
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,005
I'll make a new video
of the seniors
342
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,834
sharing their joyful
William Penn experiences.
343
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,009
Why should I give you
another shot?
344
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,185
Because,
like our football team,
345
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,361
you love the story
of an underdog
346
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,624
coming from behind
for a big win.
347
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,584
But if you don't reinvigorate
our student spirit,
348
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,934
I'm calling NYU
and showing them
the pigeon video.
349
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,936
The stakes
are weirdly high.
350
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,809
ADULT ADAM: With that,
I set off to win back
my classmates.
351
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,115
Yo, Walls! Senior year!
Hit me with your
favorite memory.
352
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,292
Eat a hot, wet dog turd,
Goldberg.
353
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,816
Which they weren't
exactly happy about.
354
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,774
You ruined my life.
355
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,037
I was gonna put that
in my hype reel
to get into SMU!
356
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,952
Here's a senior quote...
357
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:16,953
"Every second
of every day,
358
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,085
"I want to kick you
in the head."
359
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:18,955
I say this
as an educator...
360
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,174
You [BLEEP] up.
361
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,262
[CROWD BOOING]
362
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,264
While my peers rejected me,
363
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,048
my mom was looking
for a little help
from her friends.
364
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,790
Okay, Wofsy
won't sell to us,
365
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,792
so, Ginzy, I need you to put
the house in your name
366
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:33,491
and I will pay you back
over many, many years
at little to no interest.
367
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,319
Beverly,
this is book club.
368
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,105
We're talking about
Toni Morrison's Beloved.
369
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:41,499
Well, I would be-love-it
if you would just do it.
370
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,501
Linda,
how's your credit?Bad.
371
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,982
Then I'm tapped out.
Anyone else?
372
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,636
Why don't you seduce him
with home-cooked meals
and baked goods?
373
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,377
Or...
374
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,466
Essie actually
seduces him.
375
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,859
Excuse me, now?
376
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,600
Come on, you're single
and ready to mangle.
377
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,299
Let's fix your hair and makeup
and send you over there.
378
00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,604
What's wrong with
my hair and makeup?
379
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,650
Mom, I shouldn't have
to say this again,
380
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,087
but sending your friends
to do adult favors
is no way to get a house.
381
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,306
Do you have any better ideas?
382
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,960
Ooh, write a letter.
383
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,831
That's what my parents did
when they bought their house.
384
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,660
Lou and I wrote a note
that was so moving
and heartfelt
385
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,054
that the nice, old lady
wept in my arms.
386
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,318
Of course.
A heartfelt letter. Oh.
387
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,842
But instead of
Geoff's stupid idea,
we'll do my thing.
388
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,061
Kids, follow me.
389
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,280
I'm insulted,
but along for the ride.
390
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,892
ADULT ADAM: And so my mom
took a shot at doing
what she does best...
391
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,111
Emotional manipulation.
392
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,635
Listen, I know you
have issues with Murray,
393
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,943
but I gotta tell you
the real reason
we need this house.
394
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,597
What's that?We're pregnant.
395
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,164
The hell?Mom!
396
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,774
They're shy about it,
but it's true.
397
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,168
Erica is with child.
398
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,386
I can't feel my body.
399
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,475
Congrats.
How far along are you?
400
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,782
Oh, far enough along
to know the clock is ticking,
401
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:50,177
and they cannot start a family
in that dingy studio apartment
402
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:54,007
with asbestos and raccoons,
right, Erica?
403
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,052
Uh, poison,
woodland creatures,
and a baby...
404
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,358
It could all be true.
405
00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,187
I loved having
my grandkids close.
406
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,450
Then my son-in-law
dragged them away
to the desert
407
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,365
so he could start
a magic club.
408
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:07,455
Idiot. With his cards
and illusion cabinet.
409
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,065
Well, these two
aren't going anywhere.
410
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,937
Or stopping at one.
411
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,591
She's got about,
uh, five to seven
more to spit out.
412
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,115
She definitely
knows my body.
413
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,508
Have you ever heard
of a family bed?
414
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,729
Well, ours is gonna
fit three generations.
415
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,471
Oh, speaking of three,
let's talk numbers.
416
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,908
ADULT ADAM: As my mom
made headway with Wofsy,
417
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,910
I needed a new way
to restore school spirit.
418
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,564
Hot... Hype!
419
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,652
Every second
of every day,
I want to...
420
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:31,914
ADAM: What do we think?I love it.
421
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,395
Sorry.
422
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,918
I'm talking about
my giant Tootsie Roll.
423
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,964
Your video is crap.
424
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,182
Stupid sports
ruin everything!
425
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,358
It's not sports' fault.
426
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,447
In fact,
you actually love sports.
427
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,537
For example,
what's this?
428
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,931
That's my costume from
Jesus Christ Superstar.
429
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,367
I played Unnamed Apostle.
430
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,021
That's your jersey.
431
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,284
And this is?My playbill from The Wiz.
432
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,851
The school paper said
my performance
433
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,418
was
"alarmingly insensitive."
434
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,463
See? That's your program.
435
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,684
And the script
is your playbook.
436
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,860
The stage
is your playing field,
the cast is the team,
437
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:05,992
and the audience
is the crowd.
438
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,385
I get it.
Theater is my sport.
439
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,648
Only one problem,
football sucks.
440
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,563
To you.
But for a lot of people,
441
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,478
it's their best memory
of high school.
442
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:18,047
I mean, what if some jerk
took your precious
musical away?
443
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:21,311
I wouldn't have
that permanent rash
from that cat costume,
444
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,487
but I see what
you're saying.
Thanks.
445
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,489
ADULT ADAM: As I set out
with a new plan,
446
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:29,058
my parents went about
the business of selling
our old house.
447
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,582
You know, usually,
during open houses,
448
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,454
the homeowner
isn't around, and yet,
449
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,890
uh-heh, here you are.
450
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,718
Work around me.[DOORBELL RINGS]
451
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:37,588
Okay.
452
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,202
Hi, welcome! Come on in!
453
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,464
Thanks. [LAUGHS]
454
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,509
So much character.Mm-hmm.
455
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,773
Banister's a little wonky,
though.
456
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,819
You'll definitely want
to replace that
457
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,256
with maybe something
tasteful and not gross,
458
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,563
but the house
has good bones.
459
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,653
Just terrible skin and teeth
and furniture and room flow.
460
00:15:58,827 --> 00:15:59,959
Ugh. And the carpet.
461
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,352
Oh, yeah.
It's from a crime scene.
462
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,138
Let's pop into the kitchen
and see what else
we can rip the ass out of.
463
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:08,228
ADULT ADAM: Turns out
that one open house
did make a sale...
464
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,098
To my dad.
465
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,059
Whoo-hoo!
Old man Wofsy
took the bait.
466
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,366
10% over asking in cash!
467
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,674
[GRUNTS] Look out, block!
The Goldbergs are upsizing!
468
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:20,544
We're moving!
469
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,633
No, we're not.
470
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,548
♪♪♪♪
471
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,335
ADULT ADAM: After messing up
472
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,119
and becoming the most
hated kid in school,
473
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,034
I had one final shot
for a legendary comeback.
474
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,688
Okay.
475
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,733
I know none of you
want to be here,
476
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:39,041
but there's one senior
who just won't quit.
477
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:39,911
Adam.
478
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,353
So, I know
we'll never have video
479
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,355
of the amazing thing
our football team
did that day.
480
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,140
I'm sorry.
481
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:54,143
I just figured, if I lost
one special moment,
482
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,233
maybe I could help
find a few more.
483
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,019
ADULT ADAM: That night,
I didn't know if I'd graduate
with everyone hating me,
484
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,934
but I figured that with
a great song,
485
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,764
I could remind everyone
that our time together
was truly a wonder.
486
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:11,900
♪♪ What would you do
if I sang out of tune?
487
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:16,035
ADAM: Looking back, I'm amazed
at the time we've spent here,
488
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,342
that we've gotten to
grow up together
at William Penn Academy.
489
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,606
What else can I say about
our class other than...
490
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,086
There wasn't
another one like it.
491
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,783
♪♪ Try not to sing out of key
492
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,351
♪♪ Oh, baby, I get by
493
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,832
♪♪ I get by with a little help
from my friends
494
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,877
♪♪ All I need is my buddies
495
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,229
♪♪ I get by with a little help
from my friends... ♪♪
496
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,318
Some of us have been together
since first grade,
497
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,233
and most
haven't changed a bit.
498
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,368
It's funny how, even if
we weren't close friends,
499
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,066
we were all connected.
500
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,980
That's what makes
this place special.
501
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,243
The people,
502
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,594
and that's what
we'll take away.
503
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,726
William Penn
has taught us lots...
504
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,946
That is,
when we paid attention.
505
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,079
We learned that life
is about messing up,
506
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,298
getting up, growing up.
507
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:07,216
Yeah, we're all just kids with
our whole lives ahead of us,
508
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,221
but the William Penn years,
they really were the best.
509
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,660
♪♪♪♪
510
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,757
[SCATTERED CLAPPING]
511
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,415
[APPLAUSE]
512
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,461
[CHEERING]
513
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,945
ALL: Seniors! Seniors!
Seniors! Seniors! Seniors!
514
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,426
Whoo!
515
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,689
♪♪♪♪
516
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,216
Nice work,
Mr. Goldberg.
517
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,568
You might really
have a future
in this kind of thing.
518
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:55,699
ADULT ADAM: Maybe I did.
519
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:04,055
Murray, I don't get it.
You wanted that house, too.
520
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,232
I did.
521
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,408
Until that mean lady realtor
522
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,540
wanted to replace
the banister.
523
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,238
So? It is wobbly.
524
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,022
Really?
Tear down the banister
525
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,242
where little moron Barry
got his head stuck?
526
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,373
No, thank you.
527
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,462
You remember that?
528
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,551
Of course I remember that.
I remember everything.
529
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,814
That stain in the carpet
that they want to pull out,
530
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,990
that's from Adam
being an idiot,
531
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,906
and that chip in the wall
that they want to replace,
532
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,386
that's from
Erica's stupid head.
533
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,347
Oh, Murray.
534
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,393
No media room is worth
losing all of that.
535
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:41,223
This is our broken-down,
busted-up house.
536
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:42,398
It's perfect.
537
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:43,617
You're not moving?
538
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,880
No.
539
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,403
I thought I could
trick you
540
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,361
into spending
more time with me,
541
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,408
but I can't leave
these memories.
542
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,671
Mom, we'll go,
but no matter what,
543
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,412
we'll always come back.
544
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,631
This is our home
forever, too.
545
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,808
♪♪♪♪
546
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,201
[CLICKS TONGUE]
547
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,290
But I already wrote
the check to Wofsy.
548
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,247
Oh, damn it.
549
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,859
Well, I guess you guys
will have to live next door.
550
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,470
Yeah, no.
551
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,385
Your little pregnancy
performance earlier
552
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,300
made living next to you
seem not so great.
553
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,258
It was the family bed for me.
554
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,565
Then I think I have
another idea.
555
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:22,525
ADULT ADAM: Turns out
you can think about the future
and still hold onto the past.
556
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,920
[LAUGHING]
557
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:29,750
Looking back at high school,
we were all different people
with different interests,
558
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,274
but we shared a certain bond,
559
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,755
not because of where
we'd come from,
560
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,845
but because of the years
we had spent together.
561
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:41,675
Because in the end,
all that matters
is the people.
562
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,981
Sure, they may come and go
throughout the course
of our lives...
563
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,289
Oh, howdy,
neighbor-slash-landlord.
564
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,856
[CHUCKLES] I hope
you like bird-sitting.
565
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:52,120
...but the memories
they create are forever.
566
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,295
♪♪♪♪
567
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:58,822
[BELL DINGS]
568
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,915
ADAM: The Wonder Years
is the best.
569
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,004
Who doesn't love a kid looking
back at his formative years
570
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,268
with... I'm just gonna
say it... Wonder?
571
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,008
Except I don't buy
Kevin and Winnie.
572
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,314
It's like,
why is she with him?
573
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,229
What? He's a loveable
every-boy
574
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,318
with timeless
and deceptive charm.
575
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:18,233
Ehh. He's short
and has a weird voice.
576
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,017
Plus, he's got that
really annoying best friend.
577
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,410
Paul's the breakout
character.
578
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:22,846
If anyone's annoying,
it's the older brother.
579
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,674
Wayne rules.
580
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,154
I like the way he doesn't
think anything through.
581
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,025
I'm a fan of
the older sister.
582
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,157
Why don't they give her
more stories?
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