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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,433 --> 00:01:02,355 Time is a funny thing. When I was a kid, the days lasted forever. 2 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:03,940 - One, two... - Hide, hide, hide. 3 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,024 But the years... 4 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,026 - Three, four, five, six... - Quick, over here. 5 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,444 ...well, they went by so fast. 6 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,363 - Tim, no peeking. - Yeah, no peeking. 7 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:13,574 - Before you know it, you're all grown up. - Seven, eight... 8 00:01:13,658 --> 00:01:17,912 - It even happened to me. - Nine, nine and a half, ten. 9 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,039 Ready or not, here I come. 10 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:24,210 My name's Tim, and this, well, this is the rest of my story. 11 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,504 Run for your lives. 12 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,881 No fair, Dad. You peeked. 13 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:33,386 They call me a stay-at-home dad, which means I hardly get to stay at home. 14 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:35,346 Buckle up, Templetons. 15 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,015 - Ready... - Set... 16 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,433 Go! 17 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:45,398 Now, some might say I still have an over active imagination. 18 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:48,776 But being a dad is the coolest job in the world. 19 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,153 It's a bunch of cool jobs, really. 20 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:53,155 Sometimes I'm a race car driver. 21 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:55,616 Whoo! Daddy-o Andretti! 22 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:56,909 Yay, Templetons! 23 00:01:56,993 --> 00:01:59,036 Well, and then sometimes 24 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,539 I'm the best darn cook in the county, and I deal out every meal. 25 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,790 Come on, Pa, hit me. 26 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,584 Tina. 27 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:08,045 Whoo, doggie! And the house wins again. 28 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:12,091 Or a surgeon, if need be. 29 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:14,135 - Spork. - Spork. 30 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,137 - Spatula. - Spatula. 31 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:19,682 Give my creature life. 32 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:24,520 She's alive. 33 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,605 We have our ups and we have our downs. 34 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,524 - No, no, no. Look, Lamb Lamb's okay. - Yay! 35 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,861 But we always stick together. My wife, Carol. 36 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,822 - It's a miracle! - She's the bread winner of the family. 37 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:38,284 Thank you. You know what they say, "It's all about the dough." 38 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,244 And I couldn't have done it without my husband. 39 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,163 He really rose to the occasion. 40 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,415 - It's the yeast I can do. - Yeah, Mama. 41 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,709 She brings home the bacon too. 42 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,211 While I keep an eye on our new baby Tina. 43 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:52,882 But sometimes, feels like she's keeping an eye on me. 44 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,676 - And Tabitha, our little second-grader... - Thank you. 45 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,262 ...who just got accepted into the best school in town. 46 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,639 - Yay! Tabitha! - We're so proud. 47 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:02,558 I still keep in touch with the old gang too. 48 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,143 Believe it or not, Jimbo is mayor now. 49 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,227 Cookie. 50 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:08,022 Of course, his wife, Staci, is the real brains behind the operation. 51 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,774 - Yo, Jimbo! - Now, the Triplets... 52 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:10,858 Busted. 53 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,401 Busted. 54 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:13,778 Yeah, they haven't changed much. 55 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:19,492 And as for my baby brother, Ted, well, he grew up to be the boss, all right. 56 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:22,119 He's so busy we hardly see him anymore. 57 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:25,498 But, hey, he always remembers to send inappropriately lavish gifts 58 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,249 on special occasions. 59 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,919 OMG! Uncle Ted is the best! 60 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,133 All in all, my life is pretty perfect. 61 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,887 But all that was about to change. 62 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:45,518 Good heavens! I'll save you! 63 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,269 Ha! 64 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,021 Thanks, babe. 65 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:52,191 Stay calm, Tabitha. I'm coming for you. 66 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,944 I'm gonna save you from the bubbling lava. 67 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,279 Dad, what are you doing? 68 00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:00,199 Ew, gross. It went everywhere. 69 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,285 Come on, this is the candy volcano of doom. 70 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:05,079 You used to love it. 71 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:08,624 But I'm trying to do my homework, or I'm doomed. 72 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:09,708 Oh. 73 00:04:10,543 --> 00:04:14,004 Because if there's one thing I've learned, you're only a kid once. 74 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,675 Once you grow up, you can never go back. 75 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:20,928 Alalalalala. 76 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,388 Eeh. 77 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,145 Oh, no. 78 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,440 Good night, Dr. Hawking. 79 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,531 Carbon, boron, beryllium, lithium, helium, hydrogen. 80 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,324 Nailed it. 81 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,368 Boom shakalaka. 82 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,749 "Carry the four." Gosh. 83 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,919 Hey there, Tabitha. It's the Good Night Show. 84 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:56,964 Live from your bedroom, starring Dad and Mom. 85 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,592 And special guest, baby Tina. 86 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:01,760 Good night, little Tina. 87 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,637 Come back here, you. 88 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,306 Good night, Mom. 89 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,765 Good night, sweetheart. 90 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,517 Mama's gonna kiss you. 91 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:11,061 - ♪ Good night song with your dad ♪ - What? 92 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,563 It's time for your good night song. 93 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,398 Oh, no, thanks. 94 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:18,235 I'm listening to white noise! Helps me fall asleep! 95 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:20,571 Shh. Shh. 96 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:25,576 Hey, what would you say to me helping you rehearse for the holiday pageant? 97 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,161 Yes! Right? 98 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,997 I can come to school with you and you can get all your friends together. 99 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,708 And we can rehearse together, go get some ice cream after. My treat. 100 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,627 No! You can't do that. 101 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:38,589 Um, liability issues. It's this whole thing. 102 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:42,092 Oh. Right, right. Right. 103 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,304 Whoa. How about your favorite bedtime story? 104 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:46,722 You know, the one about... 105 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,225 Uncle Ted was a magical talking baby. 106 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,936 There was a rocket full of puppies and you saved the world. 107 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,438 It was a good story, wasn't it? 108 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:58,275 Well, it didn't really make a lot of sense. 109 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,027 The jokes were good, right? 110 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,570 Mmm. 111 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:03,113 Okay. Um... 112 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:07,493 Dad. My schedule is brutal tomorrow. 113 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,870 Yeah. My schedule's pretty brutal too. 114 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,248 Oh, don't forget Lamb Lamb. 115 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:13,499 Good night, Lamb Lamb. 116 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,168 Good night, Uncle Ted. 117 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:18,963 I hope to grow up and be a success, just like you. 118 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,381 Maybe we'll see you soon. 119 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,303 Good night, Tabitha. 120 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,975 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 121 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:33,936 Okay. 122 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,938 I think it's time we both grow up. 123 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:39,400 I look forward to greeting you at the breakfast table. 124 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:47,741 Sweet dreams. 125 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:05,718 Mmm. 126 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:16,895 Where has the time gone? 127 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:20,274 How should I know? 128 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:23,027 Wait, wait. I see light. 129 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,988 Out of my way. 130 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:30,784 At long last. The sweet breath of freedom. 131 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:31,744 Wizzie? 132 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,746 You there, what century is this? 133 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:36,373 Unhand me, vile ogre. 134 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:39,001 No. Wizzie, it's me. It's Tim. 135 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,128 Is it really you? 136 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,798 Come closer. Let me see your face. 137 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,592 Closer. 138 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,093 Closer still. 139 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,722 Oh, Timothy. It is you! 140 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,349 Hey! What was that for? 141 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:58,520 You cast me into eternal darkness and wreaked havoc on my circadian rhythms. 142 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:00,105 I'm sorry, Wizzie. 143 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:01,523 Hey, but you look great though. 144 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,859 Except for the arm, you mean. 145 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,527 - Didn't even notice. - You thought it! 146 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,863 I mean, I noticed it, 'cause... You obviously don't have an arm. I... 147 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,032 You would never treat Lamb Lamb this way. 148 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,868 Well, I gave her to my daughter. Tabitha. 149 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,371 You have produced an heir, Timothy? 150 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:18,957 - Two, actually. - Two! Let the bells ring! 151 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,459 No. Wizzie, stop. 152 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:23,003 - Wizzie. Be quiet. - Yes. Yes! It's a time for celebration! 153 00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:26,256 - No. It's not the time for celebration. - What? What is it? 154 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,133 - Be quiet. - What is it, Tim? 155 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:31,929 I don't know. I guess I'm just not feeling very celebratory right now. 156 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,263 Oh? 157 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,808 Tabitha. 158 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:39,436 Man, Wizzie, she's growing up so fast. 159 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:42,064 It's like she doesn't even need me anymore. 160 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,859 Yes, first they start spending less time with you. 161 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,069 Mmm. 162 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,071 Then they stop coming to you for advice. 163 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,280 Exactly. 164 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,241 Soon they take you for granted. 165 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:53,784 I guess. 166 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,744 - Then break your arm. - What? 167 00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:57,496 Then stuff you into a box! 168 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,289 Okay. Wizzie, you're not helping. 169 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:04,169 Okay. I'm just... I'm afraid Tabitha and I are growing apart. 170 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:07,256 Like... Like I did with my brother. 171 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,382 Oh. 172 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:11,260 I thought we had all the time in the world. 173 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,012 But you can't turn back time, can you? 174 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:17,391 How dare you question my power! 175 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:20,561 - Turn back, turn back. - Oh, here we go. 176 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,688 Oh, great wheel of li... 177 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:23,981 Wait. 178 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,399 Did you hear that? 179 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,193 Ugh! Never abuse the snooze button! 180 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:29,319 Shh! 181 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,363 It sounds like it's coming from the baby's room. 182 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:33,615 What is it? A creature of the night? Witches? 183 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,118 - Is it the baying of the hounds of hell? - Wizzie! 184 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,911 Don't go, Tim! 185 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,496 I can turn back time. 186 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,791 To the golden years, when it was just you and me. 187 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,626 My good arm. 188 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:49,047 Don't open the door. Remember last time! 189 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,596 If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again. 190 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,725 If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator. Thank you. 191 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:02,728 Hello? 192 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,938 If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again. 193 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:09,151 Ah! It's just my phone. Get it together, man. 194 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,904 Oh, Tina, you little klepto... 195 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:14,072 - Nighty-night. - Maniac! 196 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,285 Whoa! 197 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,621 Hi, Daddy. 198 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,081 Tabitha? Is that you? 199 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,542 Whoa! 200 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,003 You should've seen your face. 201 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,797 Oh, it's priceless. 202 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,049 You're... Do you... You... Did you... 203 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,302 You... You can talk? 204 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,386 Yep. 205 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,598 I'm in the family business. It's a clip-on tie. 206 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,226 You see, Daddy, BabyCorp is more of what I... 207 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,019 Whoops. 208 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,230 Daddy, Daddy, come in. 209 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,606 Can you hear me? Daddy? 210 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,691 Do you read me? How many fingers am I holding up? 211 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:50,943 Thursday? 212 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,737 I should've given you a warning. I forgot you were an old man. 213 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,322 Ah! 214 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,574 Wait, wait. You're from BabyCorp? 215 00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:01,411 Yes! BabyCorp is more of what I call a side hustle for me. 216 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,579 Uh-huh. 217 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,707 The point is I'm all in on the Templetons. Go Templetons! 218 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,001 - Okay. - You guys really know how to baby a baby. 219 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,796 I mean, it's incredible. Not that's it's all five-star. 220 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,506 - You got a lot of issues. - Sure. Yeah. 221 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,425 - We'll talk about that later. - Oh, my gosh! I can't believe this. 222 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,761 Hey! Wanna go scare the crap outta Mom? 223 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,471 Daddy, please stay focused. 224 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:20,681 Oh. Right, right, right. 225 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,558 There's a crisis at BabyCorp. 226 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,768 What is it this time? Kittens? 227 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,854 No. This time it's even worse. 228 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,230 - Worse than kittens? - Yes! 229 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:32,067 That's why I volunteered for this supersecret assignment. 230 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,652 Whoo! I wanna help. What do you want me to do? 231 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:37,155 That's the spirit, Daddy. You are exactly who I need. 232 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,867 - Yes! - To get Uncle Ted. 233 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,535 No. What? 234 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:45,831 What's with the face? Daddy, BabyCorp can't wait any longer. 235 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,749 All the pressure's on me, Pop. 236 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,836 When I volunteered for this gig, I thought it would be easy. 237 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,588 But you two never see each other. 238 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,466 It's so sad. It's like, "F-minus, see me after class." 239 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,262 Sad? Yeah, maybe. A little. I don't know. 240 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,763 Did you forget to call him? 241 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,599 I noticed you can be a little absentminded. 242 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:04,558 Sorry, what? 243 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,768 It's just that you tend to procrastinate. 244 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,354 You have to get him here for the holidays. 245 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,231 No, I'm not gonna call him right now. No. 246 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,108 Daddy, can't never could. 247 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,193 - Did you two have a fight or something? - No. 248 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:18,572 - But you're mad at him? - Stop that! It's complicated. 249 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,824 Why? Do you need help using your phone? 250 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,534 No. I don't need help using my... 251 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,454 Okay. What's the problem? What's the issue? Talk to me. 252 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,289 There's no point, okay? 253 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,249 I call him, I invite him. He never shows up. 254 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,753 He's always got a work meeting or a business trip or a conference call. 255 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,088 All he cares about is work. 256 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:38,425 But after a while you just stop trying. 257 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:42,638 He's still your brother. You were partners. 258 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:48,518 Yeah, I guess sometimes you just... You grow up and grow apart. 259 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,317 Daddy. Don't say no. What if everybody said no? 260 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,778 Nothing would happen. Nothing would get off the ground. 261 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,906 You gotta wake up every day and you gotta say, "Yes, yes, yes!" 262 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,659 Surprise me. Say yes. 263 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,206 This is really disappointing. 264 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,791 And now I'm getting mad! 265 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,543 It's late. We can work on this tomorrow, okay? 266 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,170 Oh! 267 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,048 Whoopsie. Your little horsey fell off. 268 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,342 Another day won't hurt, right? 269 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,594 Good night, sweetie. 270 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,930 Hmm. 271 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,934 Goodnight, sweetie. 272 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,644 Horsey fell off... 273 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:31,728 Tabitha? 274 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,664 Huh? 275 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,529 Uh, don't worry. I got it. 276 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,614 - Where is she? - Where's who? What? 277 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,033 - I came as fast as I could. - Ted? 278 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,951 - I canceled all my meetings. - What are you doing here? 279 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,619 - Why are you yelling? - Where's Tabitha? 280 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,704 - Tabitha? - Where is she? 281 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,872 - Ted. - Uncle Ted! 282 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,623 You're here! You're really here! 283 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,877 Which arm is it? Left or right? Is it your fibula? Talk to me. 284 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,296 Good dilation. Open up. Say, "Aah." 285 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,506 - Are you okay? You look okay. - What are you doing? 286 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,300 Don't worry. I'm fine, Uncle Ted. 287 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,761 - That's my girl. - Whoo-hoo. 288 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,304 Uh, what brings you into town? 289 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,556 - Well, Tabitha fell off her pony. - She did? 290 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,308 - She did? - I did? 291 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,934 Tim left me a voice mail. 292 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,144 - He did? - I did? 293 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,228 You did. 294 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,564 Hello, this is your brother. Help. 295 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,025 Tabitha fell off horsey. Goodnight, sweetie. 296 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,568 Well, that was unsettling. 297 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,363 I swear I didn't leave that message. 298 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,409 On purpose. I... 299 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,660 Butt-dialed? 300 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,497 With my butt... while I was talking in my sleep. 301 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,915 I do that sometimes. 302 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,750 You sleep butt-dialed me? 303 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,043 With my butt. 304 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:23,381 I knew there must be a perfectly logical explanation. 305 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,592 - And there it is. - Hmm. 306 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,053 - All that matters is that you're here. - Whoo-hoo! 307 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,472 - Yay. - Absolutely... uh, for now. 308 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,724 Uncle Ted, please stay for Christmas. Please. 309 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,519 Sorry, sweetie. I can't do Christmas on the 25th. 310 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,521 But, Uncle Ted, I missed you so much. 311 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,273 I missed you so much. I missed you so much. 312 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,192 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 313 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,861 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 314 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,906 Can I talk to you in the kitchen? 315 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,408 Alone. 316 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,955 The baby, Tim? 317 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,415 She's been sent from up there. 318 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,334 - Upstairs? - That's right. 319 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,460 BabyCorp. 320 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,672 So, you're saying the voice mail was some kind of call for help. 321 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,173 Yes! No. 322 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,218 She comes from a secret corporation run by babies. 323 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,430 Tim, I'm gonna give you the name of a doctor. 324 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:16,226 Roy Federman. Just tell him I sent you. Okay? 325 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,645 - What are they saying? - We should give them some privacy. 326 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,980 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 327 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,648 I'm not crazy! 328 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,525 You just don't remember. Tell him, Tina. 329 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,818 - He... - She can't talk, Tim. 330 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,902 - I... - Stop interrupting! 331 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,737 Interrupting what? I don't hear anything. 332 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,823 Except your obnoxious voice, you hear that. 333 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,075 I have a beautiful voice. 334 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,495 Fine. I can prove that everything I'm saying is real. 335 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:36,580 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 336 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,581 Suck it, Ted. 337 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,707 I beg your pardon? 338 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,833 You. Suck. 339 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,418 No, no, Tim. You suck. 340 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,713 - Time to go buy a Christmas tree. - But we already have a Christmas tree. 341 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,756 - No, we don't. No, we don't. - Yes, we do. Yes, we do. 342 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,967 - Suck it, suck it, suck it. - Get that pacie outta my face. 343 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,594 Excuse me. I hate to interrupt. 344 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,804 But may I make a suggestion? 345 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,306 Why don't you both suck it? 346 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,978 - She can talk. - A lot. 347 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,856 Buckle up, boys. 348 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,362 Baby on board! 349 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,906 That's what I'm talking about. 350 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,490 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 351 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,035 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 352 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,244 Ah. 353 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,672 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 354 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,012 Wow. 355 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:36,890 I'm home. 356 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,559 Yeah. See? It's all real. 357 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:40,727 Whoa. 358 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,604 Is that me? 359 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:46,107 If you're fishing for a compliment, ya caught one! 360 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,193 You are a legend in this joint. 361 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,778 A statue? 362 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,864 Well, I did single-handedly save the company. 363 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,533 Double-handedly. Right? We were partners. 364 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,911 Really? I don't see your statue. 365 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,704 I still love you, Daddy. 366 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,456 They got the head size right. 367 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:06,503 Take it from me, you have to be aggressive if you wanna get ahead. 368 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,171 Climb that corporate ladder 369 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,840 until you're the last baby standing at the top. 370 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,010 Actually, I prioritize a good work-life balance 371 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:17,555 and a positive environment where my ideas are valued. 372 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:20,725 Oh, you're serious. 373 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,519 You're funny, Uncle Ted. 374 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,063 I wonder why they didn't mention that in your file? 375 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,147 My file? 376 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,692 - You saw my file? - Yep. 377 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,402 - What does it say? - It says a lot. 378 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,154 - This is the Crisis Center. - Whoa. Wow. 379 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:38,493 This is where we monitor all threats to babies around the world and Hawaii. 380 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,370 This is so cool. This is so cool. 381 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:44,040 "I'm Godzilla." "Run for your lives." 382 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,876 - Why did we bring him? - Daddy, get down from there. 383 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,004 We can play on it later when no one is looking. 384 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,088 What's the crisis? 385 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,424 Yeah! Here we go. What's the crisis, sweetie? 386 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,633 Rusty, roll it. 387 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,552 Huh? 388 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,970 He's new. 389 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:01,641 Just imagine baby surgeons. 390 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,310 Uh-oh. 391 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:06,229 Or baby astronauts. 392 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,566 Floaty, floaty, float. 393 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,736 Yes, babies are gonna run the world one day. 394 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,239 And that day is coming sooner than you think. 395 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,492 Hello. My name is Dr. Erwin Armstrong, 396 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,619 founder of The Acorn Center for Advanced Childhood. 397 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,496 Wait a minute, that's Tabitha's school. 398 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,581 Here at the center, 399 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,668 we believe babies are the ultimate learning machines. 400 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,795 Isn't that right, little Nathan? 401 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,339 - Yeah! - Okay. 402 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:36,760 They should use their precious time to develop faster, push harder. 403 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,927 - Mmm. - Ugh. 404 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:41,389 Parents, they have the best intentions, of course, but they're not experts. 405 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:46,102 Afterall, the only thing holding your child back is... you. 406 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,187 You! 407 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,981 This explains why Tabitha's been pulling away from me. 408 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,649 - It's the school. - Everybody, wave. 409 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:56,279 - "Bye, Mommy. Bye, Daddy. Sayonara!" - Bye, Mommy. Bye, Daddy. 410 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,407 Now, in the past six months, 411 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,118 these schools have been popping up all over the world. 412 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,328 Uh, so what's the problem? 413 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:06,748 - The school is the problem. - Yeah. School is evil. 414 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,125 No, Daddy, not all schools are evil. 415 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,211 - It's just this one. Okay? - Okay. 416 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:15,298 If Armstrong's philosophy keeps spreading, it could be the end of childhood. 417 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,299 No! 418 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,010 Childhood was the worst three years of my life. 419 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,472 That's so sad. You probably just didn't do it right. 420 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,015 - Huh? - Aw. 421 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,894 But luckily, you get a do-over. A second chance. 422 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,024 BabyCorp has developed a new super-duper baby formula 423 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,902 that can turn a grown-up back into a baby. 424 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,321 We have it in cherry, grape, orange and lime. 425 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,781 - For real? - Wait, wait, wait. 426 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,032 You want me to be a baby? 427 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,325 Hey, it's what you do best. 428 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,910 So you can infiltrate the school 429 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,871 and find out what Dr. Armstrong is really up to. 430 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,374 BabyCorp will take care of the rest. 431 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,625 Whoo! 432 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,710 Oh! 433 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,463 It's the perfect disguise. 434 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,341 And it only lasts 48 teensy-weensy hours. 435 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,051 Oh, I am in on the mission. 436 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,637 Sorry, Pops. It's not your mission. 437 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,516 "Warning: May cause drooling, babbling, emotional outbursts, fits of laughter, 438 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:10,478 loss of bowel control, chubby thighs." 439 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:13,106 I think some guys at my gym take this stuff. 440 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,484 My texting hand! 441 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:20,029 Even though it is your daughter's school. Doesn't seem fair, does it? 442 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,614 Daddy, no. Please stop. 443 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,241 Whoa! 444 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,661 What? It actually worked! 445 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,164 It's mine! 446 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,541 - I'm better with this kind of thing. - Oh! 447 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,378 And what kind of thing is that, Flock of Seagulls? 448 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,092 - Everything! - Gotcha! 449 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,721 You might feel very emotional, have some mood swings. 450 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,598 Oh! 451 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,099 Hey! 452 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,477 Ouch! There's the awkward stage. 453 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,978 Now, the tea's hot, Connie. 454 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,980 You always have to be the hero, don't you? 455 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,857 What's that supposed to mean? 456 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,193 Never see him! 457 00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,903 All of a sudden, he shows up with a pony. 458 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,281 You're just jealous, helmet head. 459 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,824 She's my daughter! 460 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,367 She's my niece. 461 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,369 Do you want cream or sugar? 462 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,415 I was always the successful one. 463 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,626 Mommy says no running in the house! 464 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:15,919 Mmm. 465 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,504 Hand over the bottle, mullet. 466 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,800 You can't hug money, you know. 467 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:24,761 Ooh! 468 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,431 But you can, Tim. You can! 469 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,269 Men. Am I right? 470 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,239 It's not personal. 471 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,865 It's business, Leslie. 472 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,660 Well, it's personal to me, Lindsey. 473 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,960 Stop, stop, stop! 474 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,087 I'm sorry, Connie. I have to cut this short. 475 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,755 Tomorrow we'll talk about your problems. 476 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:04,008 Okay! Time-out! This has gone far enough! 477 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,885 Hey! We're home. 478 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,137 - And we got another tree. - A real one! 479 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,058 Upstairs now. Go, go, go! 480 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,434 Push it. No, no. Pull it. 481 00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:14,852 - Go, go, go! - Push it up. 482 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,479 Push it. Pull it. 483 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,897 No. Okay. To the right. 484 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,691 How come I have the heavy end? 485 00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,734 Because you're young and strong, honey. 486 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:22,986 - Little bit more. - Me first! 487 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,070 - Come on. - Get off! 488 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,072 - Tim? Ted? - Mom. 489 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,658 Get the cord. Get the cord! 490 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,744 You just can't disappear. You need a cover story. 491 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:34,205 - Oh, right. - Ow! My soft spot. 492 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,415 Where are you guys? 493 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:36,749 Tell her you're packing. 494 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:39,460 We're upstairs... uh, packing. 495 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:41,004 - Packing? For what? - Whoa. 496 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,797 Ooh. You're going on a brother-bonding trip. 497 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,216 We're going on a brother-bonding trip. 498 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,551 Now? 499 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,304 But, Tim, your parents are coming tomorrow. 500 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,430 They can help out. 501 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,390 Yeah, they could help out. 502 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:55,268 What... No, you can't leave me alone with your parents. 503 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,853 Oh, Tina! 504 00:23:58,605 --> 00:23:59,814 What are you doing? 505 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:03,401 All right, you know what? You're going to baby jail. 506 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,861 - No, no, no! - Tabitha! 507 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,779 - I'm sorry. - A little help here. 508 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:07,864 Hold it up. Come on. 509 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,574 This is Ted Templeton, a man. 510 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:12,076 You can go ahead and take off. I have urgent family business. 511 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,411 Yes, I have a family. 512 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,496 Tim, I'm coming up there. 513 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,749 Yeah, we need to talk. 514 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,042 Hey, Mom... 515 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,293 Oh! Tina! 516 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,880 Put that down. Put that down. 517 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,131 - Put that down! - Tina! 518 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,966 Oh! Put that down! 519 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,968 Get back here. Tina, stop! 520 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,180 What has gotten into you? 521 00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:33,806 Time for us to go! 522 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,391 What... Now? 523 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,852 Yeah, my helicopter's double-parked. 524 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,395 - Bye! - Wait, wait! 525 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,521 - So soon? - Oh, no. 526 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,238 What... Did they really just leave? 527 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:50,365 Yep. 528 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:51,449 Hide! 529 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:54,952 I gotta lose this baby fat. 530 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,998 Tina! What is your problem? 531 00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:08,216 Now, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and be good, Tina. 532 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:10,510 No more devil baby. Deal? 533 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,553 Okay. 534 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:19,686 Ew. 535 00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,774 Thanks so much for coming in, ladies. Would you like some fruit? 536 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,025 Mmm. Ow. 537 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:28,027 - What was... Hey! - Can we get on with this? 538 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,529 Oh. 539 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:31,864 I miss my teeth. 540 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:34,283 I've decided who's going on the mission. 541 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,576 Thank you. I accept. 542 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:36,661 Both of you. 543 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:37,829 - Yes! - No. 544 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,997 BabyCorp wants to get the team back together, huh? 545 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,375 No. They think that's a terrible idea. 546 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:43,835 Of course they do. 547 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,586 Well, I'm the boss, Applesauce. 548 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:48,631 And I think you two are better together than you are apart. 549 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,801 Well, I work alone. Or at least, not with him. 550 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,761 Hey. There's no "I" in "team." 551 00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:57,432 Actually, there's no "U" in "team" either, but there is an "M" "E." 552 00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,017 - T-E-A-M-E? - But teamwork doesn't seem work. 553 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,937 Ah! If you want something done right, do it yourself. 554 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,272 We're all in it together! 555 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,398 Every man for himself. 556 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:06,691 One is the loneliest number. 557 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,443 - The ayes have it! - We the people! 558 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:09,569 Aha! 559 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,282 Ooh. So sorry. Okay. Good night. 560 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:15,658 Ooh. 561 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,202 Guess we'll just have to melt down your big old statue 562 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,204 and turn it into participation trophies. 563 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:21,581 Please, no. Don't hurt my statue! 564 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:25,168 Now... we have secret intel 565 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:30,214 that Dr. Armstrong leaves his office every morning at 11:15. 566 00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:33,760 You need to sneak in there, plant these surveillance devices, 567 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,595 and report back to me. 568 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,388 Oh, man. This is so cool. 569 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:38,473 Testing. 570 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:40,475 ♪ Strangers in the night ♪ 571 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:44,520 Now, I've arranged for a school bus to be here at 8:00 a.m. sharp! 572 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,980 - Thank you, Connie. - Nighty-night. 573 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,148 Do not be late. 574 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,524 Got it. 575 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,610 Easy-breezy-taco-peasy, boys. 576 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,403 Let's get some sleep. 577 00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:16,219 Hey, what's the matter? 578 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:19,347 It's nothing. 579 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:20,807 Oh, sweetie, don't worry. 580 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,601 I'm sure your dad will be back in time to see you in the pageant. 581 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:24,727 That's okay. 582 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,437 What? Don't you want him to come? 583 00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:29,106 - I guess. - Of course you do. 584 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,275 Now go back to sleep. 585 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,401 Good night, Mom. 586 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:33,694 Good night, sweetie. 587 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:56,384 - Don't you want him to come? - I guess. 588 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,055 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 589 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,182 I think it's time we both grow up. 590 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:12,358 The trial of Timothy Leslie Templeton is now in session. 591 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:14,068 - Ha! Leslie. - Trial? 592 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,695 Wait, what are the charges? 593 00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:19,699 Fraud! Claiming to be the world's best dad. 594 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,075 - But I never said... - Exhibit A! 595 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:23,578 Come on. That was a gift. 596 00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:26,372 I suggest you let your attorney do the talking. 597 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,875 Oh, no! 598 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,294 Back in my day, you had to earn one of these babies. 599 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,587 Dad, what? I did not... 600 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:35,089 His best friend was an alarm clock. 601 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,090 Mom. 602 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,718 He broke my arm. 603 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,344 No, I didn't! It was my brother. 604 00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:42,889 - Objection, Your Honor. - Sustained. 605 00:28:42,972 --> 00:28:44,765 We the jury find the defendant... 606 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:46,642 - ...a failure. - Tabitha! 607 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:47,852 Will you please help me out? 608 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:51,606 Whoa! Dad, the homework, it's just too much. 609 00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:52,607 Tabitha! 610 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:54,066 Time's up. 611 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:56,485 - Wait. No! - Save me, Daddy. Save me! 612 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,244 Oh, man. That was crazy. 613 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:08,831 We overslept! We overslept? 614 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:10,374 - Wake up, little halflings! - We overslept. 615 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:11,959 Wake up! What year is it? 616 00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:14,337 Oh, no. 617 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,340 This is bad. No. No! 618 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,260 Get up. Get up. We gotta go! 619 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:23,262 Come on. We're gonna be late for... 620 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:24,472 I'm gonna email it to you. 621 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:25,765 What's going on? 622 00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:28,184 I forgot to set Wizzie for daylight savings! 623 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,228 - What? - Daylight can't be saved, Tim. 624 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,564 Oh, I gotta get the plant and the bug we gotta plant. 625 00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:36,150 - Grab whatever. We gotta go. - Do not panic! 626 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:38,069 - Godspeed, boys. - Let's roll. 627 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:46,827 Upsies. I need upsies! 628 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,164 Get dressed. 629 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:53,793 What have you done to me? 630 00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:55,753 No, really? What? Are we going sailing? 631 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,630 Oh, no. No, no. It's leaving. 632 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:04,428 Wait, no, no. Stop! Stop! Come back! 633 00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:07,014 Ahoy! Come back! 634 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,727 Great, matey. What are we gonna do now? 635 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,204 Oh, no! 636 00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:36,836 Precious, my noble steed. 637 00:30:36,919 --> 00:30:39,046 We must not be late for our first day of school. 638 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:43,801 Oh. Gross. 639 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,678 Huh? 640 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,805 Tally-ho, Precious! 641 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,811 This pony hates me. 642 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,646 It's not that she hates you, Tim. 643 00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:57,106 She just doesn't respect you. 644 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,987 Go left. Go left! 645 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:05,322 I'm gonna go where navigation says. 646 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:07,366 - Turn left. - Thank you, navigation. 647 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:10,202 Turn right. 648 00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:12,955 - Sorry! - Turn left. Proceed on the current route. 649 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:15,791 Yee-haw! 650 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,168 Recalculating. 651 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,880 Hold onto your holster. Yah! 652 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:25,051 Oh, no. It's Carol. 653 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:26,719 - Don't answer it! - Hi. 654 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,429 Tim, how's your bonding trip? 655 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:30,347 Uh... 656 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:31,557 Whoa, slow down! 657 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,518 How is your... 658 00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:36,771 bonding trip? 659 00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:40,232 - You're here. - Oh, no. 660 00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,359 I mean, I wish you were here. 661 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:44,487 Aw, we miss you too. Don't we, girls? 662 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,198 - We're, uh... - We're rebooting our relationship. 663 00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:50,034 And restoring the closeness that we once felt. 664 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,161 - That's so great. - We've gotta go. 665 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,370 Where are you? 666 00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:56,499 - Uh, a hockey game. - He shoots, he scores! 667 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,542 He scores! Ladies and gentlemen, he scores! 668 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:00,920 - ♪ Busted ♪ - ♪ Busted ♪ 669 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:02,088 ♪ Busted ♪ 670 00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:03,798 Is that the police? 671 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:08,552 Uh, no, not the police. It's a hockey alarm. 672 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:11,138 Faster, Tim. I ain't going back to the clink. 673 00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:14,517 I just wanted to remind you that Tabitha's pageant is tomorrow night. 674 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,268 You have to be there. 675 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:21,232 Uh, I will be there in one shape or another. 676 00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:23,442 - You promise? - I promise. 677 00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:24,693 And what about Ted? 678 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,195 Happy holidays, coppers. 679 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,198 You're never gonna take me alive, see! 680 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,616 Uh, he's busy. 681 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,243 What are you doing? It's the cops. 682 00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:33,577 Sorry, Officers! 683 00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,538 Santa's got something for everybody. 684 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:36,622 Sorry! 685 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,337 Recalculating. 686 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,674 Oh, my gosh! It's so real! 687 00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:49,260 It's so real! It's so real! 688 00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:50,886 Tim? 689 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,931 Recalculating. 690 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,975 - Left, left! - Recalculating. 691 00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,977 - Right, right, right! - Recalculating. 692 00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:01,397 And now the moment we've all waited for. 693 00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:07,444 Proceed on the current route. 694 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:09,905 See, Tim. Always trust... Holy... 695 00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:12,575 - Tim! - Uh, Carol. 696 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,410 You're breaking up. I'm losing you. 697 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,537 - No, I can hear you fine. - See you at the pageant! 698 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,038 - Gotta go, bye! - Okay. 699 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:21,959 - Whoa! - Sorry! 700 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:27,089 Oh, no, no, no! 701 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:28,841 It's too real. It's too real! 702 00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:31,427 I don't like it! 703 00:33:35,306 --> 00:33:38,142 Tally-ho, Precious! 704 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,771 No, no, no! Tally-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 705 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:49,153 - Tina! - Tina! 706 00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:53,657 Whoo-hoo! 707 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,285 Whoo! 708 00:33:58,162 --> 00:34:00,164 Tree! 709 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,166 You've arrived at your destination. 710 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:03,709 And with a minute to spare. 711 00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:06,795 Oh. Ha. 712 00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:08,672 I'll send them a check. 713 00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:10,507 That was fun! 714 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:12,092 You did it. 715 00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:13,469 We did it. 716 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,221 I guess we did. 717 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:17,014 I was talking about me and Precious. 718 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,016 - Oh. - Isn't that right, baby? 719 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,309 Yeah. Right. 720 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,852 Get down! 721 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:39,286 Whoa. This place even looks evil. 722 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:41,372 It's just a school. 723 00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:44,166 You're overreacting, and so is BabyCorp. 724 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,628 No. I'm telling you. This school is stressing Tabitha out. 725 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:51,340 Tabitha can handle it. She's a real chip off the old block. 726 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,716 Wait, who's the block? 727 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,426 - I'm the block. - You can't be the block. 728 00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:56,637 - I'm the block. - Then start acting like a block. 729 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,972 What does that mean? 730 00:34:58,055 --> 00:34:59,807 I'm the block. I've always been the block. 731 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,141 Yeah, not even close. 732 00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:02,851 All I do is block. I wake up in the morning, I block. 733 00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:06,105 I go to sleep, blocking. I'm the block. 734 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:07,690 Tim, enough. 735 00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:10,484 - I'm the block. - No, you're not! Stop it! 736 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,610 Shh. 737 00:35:11,694 --> 00:35:14,238 - Sweet. - Suckers. 738 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:15,781 Children only beyond this point. 739 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:16,865 Hey. 740 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,493 No crying is permitted in the separation zone. 741 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:20,911 Looks like we gotta split up. 742 00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:22,705 Good. I could use a break. 743 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,707 - Bye, Mom! - All right, bye, honey. 744 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,166 Ah! There's Tabitha. 745 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,669 - I'll see you after school. - Okay. 746 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:35,092 Apparently, there's no "A" in teamwork either. 747 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,845 All right, let's boogie. 748 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:38,929 Not so fast. 749 00:35:39,013 --> 00:35:40,806 I'm blue. You're yellow. 750 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:44,018 You're over there in the choo-choo. 751 00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:48,105 Aw. It's full of babies. 752 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:49,440 Is it? I didn't notice. 753 00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,984 Just kidding. It's hilarious. 754 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,861 Uh, wait. Your tie's crooked. 755 00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:55,195 Okay, Tim, focus. 756 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:58,198 We'll meet outside Armstrong's office at 11:15. 757 00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,034 We'll sneak in and we'll plant the bugs. 758 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:02,161 Are you focused? Hey, what the... 759 00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:03,912 Oh, I am focused, all right. 760 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,706 No, no. I'm not yellow. I'm blue. 761 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,583 11:30. Stick to the plan. 762 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,834 11:15! 763 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:10,919 Fifteen. Got it. The block is focused. 764 00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:12,838 I'm blue! 765 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,048 I'm blue! 766 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:17,176 Don't you understand? I'm blue! 767 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:18,719 Welcome, children. 768 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,888 Willkommen. Bienvenue. 769 00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:24,391 Annyeonghaseyo and buenos días. 770 00:36:24,475 --> 00:36:27,686 Thank you for choosing to be excellent. 771 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,189 Please don't touch me! 772 00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:32,441 This is some ridiculous mistake! 773 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:33,901 I'm blue! I'm blue! 774 00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:35,986 ♪ The wheels on the bus go pi-r-squared ♪ 775 00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:37,738 - ♪ Circumference all around ♪ - Yes! 776 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:42,785 Hello. 777 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:46,121 Uh, hello. Nice plant. 778 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,665 This is my emotional support plant. 779 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,542 Hi. I'm new here. 780 00:36:50,626 --> 00:36:54,922 Said nihonium to the other elements in the periodic table. 781 00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:56,382 Ooh. 782 00:36:56,465 --> 00:36:58,050 Okay. 783 00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:01,512 Can't sit here, or here, or there. 784 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:06,642 Seating position is determined by class rank. 785 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,019 We can't possibly include your data, 786 00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:11,271 given that the rigor of your previous school 787 00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:13,190 is an unknown variable. 788 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:14,400 Ooh. 789 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:16,026 Sick burn, Nathan! 790 00:37:16,110 --> 00:37:17,903 Ow. 791 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,822 Here. You can take my seat. 792 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,824 I'm so proud of you. 793 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:25,285 I mean, thanks. 794 00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:27,621 Okay. 795 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,039 Good morning. 796 00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:32,000 Good morning, Dr. Armstrong. 797 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:34,044 - Very warm welcome. Thank you. - Huh? 798 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:38,507 As you can see, we've got a new colleague joining us today. 799 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,883 - Whoo. - Hello. 800 00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:41,885 New colleague, why don't you introduce yourself? 801 00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:44,888 Uh, my name's Ti... Um, Marcos. 802 00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:47,266 - Mmm. - Marcos Lightspeed. 803 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:49,977 Marcos Lightspeed. 804 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,646 Yeah, colorful, characterful, and like it. 805 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:53,939 In any case, 806 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:58,569 welcome, Marcos, to Blue Unit. Our most advanced class. 807 00:37:58,652 --> 00:38:02,656 Ooh, this is rarefied air we're breathing. 808 00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:07,035 Here at The Acorn Center, we believe that all competition is... 809 00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:09,079 Healthy competition! 810 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:21,300 I'm trapped in the dum-dum holding tank. 811 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:23,510 I'm having a panic attack! 812 00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:26,722 There must be a way out of here. 813 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,810 Something doesn't smell right. 814 00:38:31,894 --> 00:38:34,229 Blueberry. 815 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,816 I have to get out of here. 816 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,151 Hi. 817 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,819 Don't look at me. 818 00:38:40,903 --> 00:38:41,904 Okay. 819 00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:45,365 And our first subject today is... 820 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:47,201 No fractions, no fractions. Whoa. 821 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,953 Particle physics. 822 00:38:50,037 --> 00:38:51,205 Yes! What? 823 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:52,289 Yes! 824 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,666 Who knows which scientist first theorized 825 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:59,796 that the universe has a limit beyond which the laws of physics break down? 826 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,341 - Oh! Me, me, me! - Wow. Everybody seems to know. 827 00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:05,844 Señor Lightspeed. 828 00:39:05,928 --> 00:39:09,389 Um, Dr. Flambaisley... 829 00:39:09,473 --> 00:39:12,267 Oh, that's the wrong answer. 830 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:16,271 His brain sure doesn't move at light speed. 831 00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:18,565 - Okay. Anybody else? - I know, right? 832 00:39:18,649 --> 00:39:19,650 Right here. 833 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,151 Max Planck. 834 00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:22,444 That's correct. 835 00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:24,655 Tabitha has set the bar. First one on the board. 836 00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:27,908 Ding-ding-ding. Way to go, Tabitha. 837 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:30,494 You're going down, Templeton. 838 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:31,745 Bring it on, Nathan. 839 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:33,038 Yeah, Tabitha. Get him. 840 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,373 Next subject. 841 00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,292 Ancient Greek. 842 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:38,669 Opa! 843 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,045 Uh, Oprah! 844 00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:43,298 Attention! Attention, everyone. 845 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,760 Who wants to play Shawshank? 846 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:48,095 - No! - What? 847 00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:52,391 Who wants to go outside and play? 848 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:55,310 Does that sound fun? Good. 849 00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:57,354 Now, anybody have any ideas? 850 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:58,438 No! 851 00:39:58,522 --> 00:40:00,983 Come on, people. We need to think outside the box. 852 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,484 - Me, me! - You, Bo Peep. 853 00:40:02,568 --> 00:40:08,949 We can build a hot-air balloon out of popsicle sticks and bubble gum. 854 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,576 And how would it fly? 855 00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:12,452 Pixie dust! 856 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:14,162 Get back in the box, Bo Peep. 857 00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:16,498 - All the way in? - All the way in. 858 00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:18,542 - Yay! - Can we get in the box, too? 859 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,544 - Can we? - Glue. 860 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:22,504 I like glue. 861 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:25,132 Who doesn't? But we're trying to brainstorm here. 862 00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:28,343 Glue's good. 863 00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:31,096 Think, think, think, think. 864 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:34,057 Think, think, think, think, think, think. 865 00:40:34,141 --> 00:40:35,183 Bingo! 866 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:39,688 Next subject. X is equal to the derivative of... 867 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,148 - Ooh, me! - Itself. 868 00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:42,524 Kudos for Tabitha. 869 00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,276 Wow. You knew that? 870 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,446 The world's leading producer of bauxite is... 871 00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:48,780 - Oh! - Australia. 872 00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:50,699 Once again, Tabitha's on the board. 873 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,618 - Very good. - Yes, Tabitha! 874 00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:54,536 We've got 15 minutes, people. 875 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:58,457 The difference in try and triumph is just a little oomph. 876 00:40:58,540 --> 00:40:59,541 Oomph! 877 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,335 Go big or go home. 878 00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:03,045 Okay. Going home. 879 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,088 - Let's pick up the pace. - No! 880 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:07,841 Hands down, Norma Rae. This is my time. 881 00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:10,052 To be, or not to be? Tabitha? 882 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,803 - To be. - That's correct. 883 00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:15,557 Can anyone tell me the horsepower of a 302 engine? 884 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:17,059 Uh, seven? 885 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:18,226 Oh, boy. 886 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,978 Weak sauce, Nathan. That was weak. 887 00:41:20,062 --> 00:41:21,772 Tabitha, have an idea about that? 888 00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:24,483 300 horsepower with a four-barrel carb. 889 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:25,734 Wow. 890 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,736 Her dad must be a genius. 891 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,113 On my signal, unleash heck. 892 00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:32,366 Fire! 893 00:41:35,494 --> 00:41:36,495 Yes! 894 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,540 I found a cure! 895 00:41:40,624 --> 00:41:42,793 Yes! Yes! She did it! She did it! 896 00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:46,296 Marcos! 897 00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:48,674 I did it. I did it. 898 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:54,012 Remember, your size doesn't determine your strength. 899 00:41:56,682 --> 00:42:00,018 Well, so far it's Tabitha number one and everybody else last. 900 00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:02,604 No! 901 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,947 Psst. Hey, Tabitha. You're really... 902 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,907 A geek. I know. 903 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,909 No. You're amazing. 904 00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:19,037 Oh. Thanks, Marcos. 905 00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:21,790 You'll be singing a different tune at rehearsal! 906 00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:24,251 The wrong tune. 907 00:42:25,669 --> 00:42:27,838 You're so funny. Hilarious! 908 00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:33,969 And yeah, Templeton. Don't be late. 909 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:36,221 Late. I'm late. 910 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:37,347 Next subject. 911 00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:38,473 Yes. 912 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:39,599 Just a little further. 913 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:44,980 Glue! 914 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,857 Ah! 915 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:49,317 - Excuse me. - Yes, Marcos. 916 00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:51,695 Can I have a hall pass? I have to go. 917 00:42:52,404 --> 00:42:54,614 Voilà. Feel free. 918 00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:56,408 Now what? 919 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:58,118 Now what? 920 00:42:58,201 --> 00:42:59,745 Glue! 921 00:42:59,828 --> 00:43:01,538 Glue is bad! 922 00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:04,458 Glue. 923 00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,585 Glue is good. 924 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,629 How to get to the principal's office. 925 00:43:10,464 --> 00:43:11,882 Of course! 926 00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:14,760 You get sent to the principal's office. 927 00:43:17,012 --> 00:43:18,263 Booyah! 928 00:43:19,473 --> 00:43:20,932 ♪ I think it's very vital ♪ 929 00:43:21,016 --> 00:43:22,100 ♪ To rock a rhyme... ♪ 930 00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:25,061 ♪ Here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme ♪ 931 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,105 ♪ To rock a rhyme that's right on time ♪ 932 00:43:27,189 --> 00:43:28,690 ♪ It's tricky ♪ 933 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:30,567 ♪ It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky ♪ 934 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,486 ♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme ♪ 935 00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:34,905 ♪ To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky... ♪ 936 00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,823 What's up, y'all? 937 00:43:36,907 --> 00:43:37,949 School is... 938 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,410 stupid. 939 00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:43,163 Listen, you know, I acknowledge your anger. 940 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:45,916 It's very feisty, but please sit down. 941 00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:47,000 Okay. 942 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,460 Uh, no. 943 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:51,505 Sitting is stupid. 944 00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:53,840 He's such a bad boy. 945 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,220 ♪ It's tricky to rock a rhyme ♪ 946 00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:01,014 ♪ To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky ♪ 947 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:02,766 - ♪ How is it, D? ♪ - ♪ It's tricky ♪ 948 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:06,645 All right. I'm afraid you can't disrupt class any longer. 949 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:10,106 Oh, no. Are we gonna have a talk in your office? 950 00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:11,608 No. 951 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,110 You are gonna have a time-out. 952 00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,071 - He's going in The Box. - The Box? 953 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,490 No. The Box makes you crazy. 954 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:19,616 The Box? 955 00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:28,041 ♪ Sail away, sail away, sail away ♪ 956 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:30,377 Start over, Marcos. 957 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:33,004 Your time-out begins now. 958 00:44:33,088 --> 00:44:34,381 Relax. 959 00:44:34,464 --> 00:44:35,465 Wait! 960 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:41,137 Don't cry. There, there. 961 00:44:41,221 --> 00:44:42,264 All better. 962 00:44:52,399 --> 00:44:54,985 It's like they always say. 963 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:56,820 If you want something done right, 964 00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:58,864 you have to do it without your brother. 965 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:02,576 We meet again, doorknob. 966 00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:12,252 Hello. Welcome, welcome. 967 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,629 Please, come in. Entrez-vous. 968 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,256 - You're here. - Oh, yes. 969 00:45:16,339 --> 00:45:18,884 I... I was expecting you. 970 00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:22,137 I... 971 00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:25,432 I expected that you... 972 00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:27,601 would be... expecting me. 973 00:45:27,684 --> 00:45:28,727 So there. 974 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:32,480 Oh, and by the way, I know why you're here. 975 00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,232 So... so there. 976 00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:36,943 You do? 977 00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:39,362 Mm-hmm. Yes, I do. 978 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,532 - Have a seat, please. - Thank you. 979 00:45:42,616 --> 00:45:44,159 - You know what you are? - Mmm? 980 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:48,413 You are, if I may, extremely intelligent. 981 00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:49,497 Go on. 982 00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:52,542 As a matter of fact, I've been observing you. 983 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:54,961 Spends time wisely, check. 984 00:45:55,045 --> 00:45:57,505 Makes good use of classroom materials, check. 985 00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,549 Keeps hands to self, check. 986 00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:01,718 Hey, forget "works well with others." 987 00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:04,804 You make others work well for you. 988 00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:08,141 That's literally the title of the book I'm working on. 989 00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:09,142 No kidding. 990 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:12,646 You had no business being in Yellow Level, did you? 991 00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:13,980 It was sabotage. 992 00:46:14,064 --> 00:46:16,149 Sabotage, exactly. Jealousy, fear... 993 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:17,609 Hey, I faced the same obstacles. 994 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:22,906 In fact, you remind me a lot of myself when I was your age, 995 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:26,117 which is... now. 996 00:46:29,663 --> 00:46:30,830 What? 997 00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:35,460 Surprise. Surprise. 998 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:38,004 What the frittata? 999 00:46:38,088 --> 00:46:39,172 Well put. 1000 00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:41,549 He's a b... You're a baby. 1001 00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:44,302 I repeat, you're a baby. 1002 00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:46,638 So surprised you said it twice. 1003 00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:51,017 Unfortunately, people are not ready 1004 00:46:51,101 --> 00:46:55,355 for a baby in a position of power... yet. 1005 00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:58,358 Remind me to get the number of your mutton chop guy. 1006 00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:01,361 You know, I could use somebody like you. 1007 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:05,073 With a superior intelligence, like my own. 1008 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,241 - Uh... - Mmm. 1009 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,743 - Really? - Somebody who can, uh... 1010 00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:11,413 Mmm. 1011 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:12,872 Mmm. Yeah. 1012 00:47:12,956 --> 00:47:16,042 ...truly comprehend what I'm trying to accomplish. 1013 00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:17,669 Well, you're looking at him. 1014 00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:19,045 Bingo. Mmm. 1015 00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:22,465 We have a secret level. For very special babies. 1016 00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:24,843 Mmm. The best of the best. Ah, the elite. 1017 00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:25,885 Beyond blue? 1018 00:47:25,969 --> 00:47:28,054 Oh, yeah. Way beyond. 1019 00:47:28,138 --> 00:47:29,472 Way beyond. 1020 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:33,810 There's a meeting today after school. 1021 00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,270 Babies only. 1022 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:36,563 We may be small, 1023 00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:40,525 but we're about to teach grown-ups a big lesson. 1024 00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:44,154 Lolly? 1025 00:47:44,237 --> 00:47:45,363 Okay. 1026 00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:46,781 Oh. Time for recess. 1027 00:47:46,865 --> 00:47:48,116 Bye, bye. 1028 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:51,161 Sayonara. 1029 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,125 Well, I think that went well. 1030 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:00,503 - You're a baby. - What? 1031 00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:02,172 I repeat, you're a baby. 1032 00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:03,465 Is he talking to me? 1033 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:06,426 He better not be talking to me, because I'll... Armstrong? 1034 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,679 You're right, Connie. He's talking about Armstrong. 1035 00:48:09,763 --> 00:48:11,806 I don't know what has gotten into her... 1036 00:48:11,890 --> 00:48:13,767 ...but she's acting strange, Dr. Federman. 1037 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,437 Isn't it a bit early for terrible twos? 1038 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,855 Is there terrible ones? 1039 00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:21,483 - Is that a thing? - Oh, piano playing bunny, you slay me. 1040 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:22,859 Okey dokey. 1041 00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:26,613 We need some eyes on the prize, visual confirmation here. 1042 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:29,824 Oh, Daddy! 1043 00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:32,452 If I were there I'd pinch you so hard. 1044 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:34,287 ♪ Sail away, sail away... ♪ 1045 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:35,997 Your time-out has concluded. 1046 00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:38,124 Sail a... Sail away! What time is it? 1047 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:39,876 It is time for recess. 1048 00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:41,920 I'm late. I'm late. 1049 00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:44,547 I mean, come on. He'll understand, right? 1050 00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:46,424 Okay. Where is he? Where is he? 1051 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:52,764 - Umph! Yeah, baby! - No. Not my bows. 1052 00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:55,016 But they're not your bows... 1053 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,101 ...anymore. 1054 00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:58,311 Yep, where there's crying, there's my brother. 1055 00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:05,443 - Psst. - Here you go. 1056 00:49:06,194 --> 00:49:07,195 Cool. 1057 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,323 Glue. Glue. Glue. 1058 00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:14,077 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1059 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,037 Hey, blue. Where do you think youse going? 1060 00:49:16,121 --> 00:49:18,039 - You lost? - Could you let me through, please? 1061 00:49:18,123 --> 00:49:19,833 - No! - So what? 1062 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:22,252 Did you flunk coloring class, kid? 1063 00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:24,254 Really, guy? 1064 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,422 Mmm. Cherry. 1065 00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:28,883 Go on. Blues on the other side. 1066 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,219 - Let him through. - Okay, he's cool. 1067 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,513 See. I'm cool. I'm cool. 1068 00:49:34,514 --> 00:49:35,765 You failed me, Tim. 1069 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,560 I was desperate. I crawled. 1070 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:41,521 I did things with glue that I'm not proud of, 1071 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:42,605 but I made it. 1072 00:49:42,689 --> 00:49:44,399 I made it all the way to Armstrong's office 1073 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,526 and then... Where's Tim? 1074 00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:47,777 - I know, I... - Where's Tim? 1075 00:49:47,861 --> 00:49:48,945 - I tried to... - Where's Tim? 1076 00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:50,238 I was in The Box, okay! 1077 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,322 The Box? 1078 00:49:51,406 --> 00:49:52,323 The Box? 1079 00:49:52,407 --> 00:49:53,449 Glue. 1080 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:54,909 Yeah, that's right. 1081 00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:56,202 - The Box! - The Box. 1082 00:49:56,286 --> 00:49:57,453 Show a little respect. 1083 00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:00,582 See, Tim, this is why I work alone. 1084 00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:03,168 I'll succeed in the mission. 1085 00:50:03,251 --> 00:50:04,752 You can take the pony home. 1086 00:50:04,836 --> 00:50:08,006 The only thing you're ever gonna succeed at is being alone. 1087 00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:09,257 - Fine. - Fine! 1088 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,717 Fine! 1089 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,136 - I like ponies. - Ah! 1090 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,596 Thank you for sharing. 1091 00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:23,438 You're blowing it, Templeton! 1092 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:24,606 Yeah, Templeton! 1093 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:25,732 I'm trying. 1094 00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:28,610 Ugh! You always come in a beat late. 1095 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,154 I'm sorry, Nathan. I'm doing my best. 1096 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:35,366 Your best is gonna keep me out of going to Juilliard. 1097 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:37,785 - Yeah, Templeton! - It's one, two, three, 1098 00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:41,080 - and one, two, three. - And one, two, three. 1099 00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:44,417 - And one, two, three. - And one, two, three. 1100 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,878 - And one, two... - Oh, come on! 1101 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,296 Are you kidding me? 1102 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:49,964 I just can't do it right now, okay? 1103 00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:51,466 I can't. I just can't. 1104 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:53,676 - I'll do it tomorrow. - Seriously? 1105 00:50:55,595 --> 00:50:57,847 All right. All right. All right. 1106 00:50:57,931 --> 00:50:59,974 See you at the pageant tomorrow. 1107 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,976 Beat it. 1108 00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,817 Oh, Nathan, Nathan, let me do it. 1109 00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:12,528 Let me do it, Nathan. I wanna sing the song. 1110 00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:16,324 No. I wanna see her fail. 1111 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:19,577 Oh. Pure genius. 1112 00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:22,872 I can't wait. 1113 00:51:22,956 --> 00:51:23,957 We'll see about that. 1114 00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:27,669 Goodbye, children. Sayonara. 1115 00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:30,546 Auf Wiedersehen. Adieu. 1116 00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:32,507 Adios, niños. 1117 00:51:36,469 --> 00:51:38,221 Oh, come on! 1118 00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:40,265 Ah! 1119 00:51:43,226 --> 00:51:45,561 Oh, my gosh! 1120 00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:48,898 Stop what you're doing. 1121 00:51:48,982 --> 00:51:50,984 I see a baby pony. 1122 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,861 I like ponies. 1123 00:51:54,988 --> 00:51:58,324 Over there! So cute! 1124 00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:08,626 That's it? No "Hello"? 1125 00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:10,378 - Not even a "Hi, Mom"? - What? 1126 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,088 Hi, Tabitha! 1127 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:13,214 Oh. 1128 00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:14,924 Hi. 1129 00:52:15,008 --> 00:52:18,428 What? You never told me you had an older sister who could drive. 1130 00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:19,971 Uh... That's my mom. 1131 00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,514 Tabitha, don't interrupt. 1132 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,016 I'm a new friend of Tabitha's... 1133 00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:24,767 Hey, stop. 1134 00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:25,768 Oh, really? 1135 00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:28,688 - I mean, we just met. - What's your name, new friend? 1136 00:52:29,439 --> 00:52:30,857 Stop. You're embarrassing me. 1137 00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:33,109 Marcos. Marcos Lightspeed. 1138 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,820 - Ow! - Tina! 1139 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,030 What is with you? 1140 00:52:37,113 --> 00:52:38,281 Cute kid. 1141 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:43,202 Well, I better get going if I'm gonna walk those three and a half miles home. 1142 00:52:43,286 --> 00:52:44,787 In the snow. 1143 00:52:44,871 --> 00:52:46,205 Without a jacket. 1144 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:48,666 Three and a half miles? 1145 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:51,085 Three and a half, six, somewhere in there. 1146 00:52:51,169 --> 00:52:53,504 Yeah, well, that TV dinner is not gonna microwave itself. 1147 00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:55,715 - TV dinner? - Yeah. I'm a latchkey kid, 1148 00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:57,300 so I eat whatever I want, 1149 00:52:57,383 --> 00:52:59,093 and cartoons are my babysitter. 1150 00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:00,303 - No! - Oh, yeah. 1151 00:53:02,555 --> 00:53:05,850 ♪ Strangers in the night ♪ 1152 00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:08,269 ♪ Exchanging glances ♪ 1153 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:09,520 ♪ Lovers... ♪ 1154 00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:10,813 What is this? 1155 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:12,607 Some kind of prank? 1156 00:53:13,274 --> 00:53:14,817 Children can be so cruel. 1157 00:53:14,901 --> 00:53:15,943 Hello? 1158 00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:35,129 Whoa! This is exactly like Bill Gates' rec room, 1159 00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:36,881 but a little smaller. 1160 00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:48,434 What is all this? 1161 00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,354 Research and development? 1162 00:53:52,814 --> 00:53:54,273 Product testing? 1163 00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:01,114 Huh. Something tells me this isn't day care. 1164 00:54:02,407 --> 00:54:05,284 Boy, could I use a spy camera right about now. 1165 00:54:09,664 --> 00:54:10,790 Anyway... 1166 00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:16,462 Aw... 1167 00:54:16,546 --> 00:54:19,841 Now, aren't you a cutie in that little karate outfit. 1168 00:54:21,426 --> 00:54:22,593 Huh. 1169 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,181 Is this some kind of a ninja boy band? 1170 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:31,436 Whoa! 1171 00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:32,520 Whoa! 1172 00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:35,148 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1173 00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:40,111 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! 1174 00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:41,737 Whoa! 1175 00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:42,905 I give up! 1176 00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:45,032 Cobra Kai! 1177 00:54:45,116 --> 00:54:46,659 Cobra Kai! 1178 00:54:50,163 --> 00:54:51,539 Sayonara, baby! 1179 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,541 - Hey, there you are. - Oh, hello. 1180 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,959 Thank you. 1181 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:56,919 I see that you've angered my baby ninjas. 1182 00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:59,630 Oh, boy. Shoo! Shoo! 1183 00:54:59,714 --> 00:55:03,259 What maniacal underground fortress doesn't have ninjas, am I right? 1184 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:06,095 Impressive, huh? Pretty impressive. What do you think? 1185 00:55:06,179 --> 00:55:10,057 I know tuition's pretty steep, but how do you afford all this? 1186 00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:11,851 Oh, that's a good question. 1187 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:13,853 I taught babies to code. 1188 00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:15,521 - No! - Yes, you know what they say 1189 00:55:15,605 --> 00:55:18,858 about having an infinite amount of monkeys banging on typewriters. 1190 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:20,693 They will eventually write Shakespeare. 1191 00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:23,112 A-plus. Oh, boy. You are smart. 1192 00:55:23,196 --> 00:55:26,741 Or the most popular apps that money can buy. 1193 00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,659 Apps. They're writing apps. 1194 00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:31,662 Cat Chat, Palm Doodle, 1195 00:55:31,746 --> 00:55:34,540 oh, Find My Nose, Stock Crush. 1196 00:55:34,624 --> 00:55:36,000 You did Stock Crush? 1197 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,376 I love Stock Crush. 1198 00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,920 All us. 1199 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:42,715 But my next app, ooh, it's gonna change the world. 1200 00:55:43,633 --> 00:55:44,634 Forever. 1201 00:55:44,717 --> 00:55:46,010 So why bother with a school? 1202 00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:48,554 You could go public and make millions. 1203 00:55:48,638 --> 00:55:50,473 Oh! 1204 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:52,725 - Billions. - Billions. 1205 00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:55,811 Yeah, but some things are more important than money. 1206 00:55:55,895 --> 00:55:57,396 Please don't say "love." 1207 00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,649 Mmm. Power. 1208 00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:01,317 That's more like it. 1209 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:04,403 Wow. This is so amazing. 1210 00:56:04,487 --> 00:56:07,365 First the ride, and now a full sit-down dinner. 1211 00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:09,367 Wow. What a palace! 1212 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,826 I mean, you have electricity? 1213 00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:11,911 Well, yeah. 1214 00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:13,788 Man, you guys are beyond generous. 1215 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,331 You're welcome anytime. 1216 00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:18,209 Tabitha, you mind setting the table? 1217 00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:19,293 Okay, Mom! 1218 00:56:19,377 --> 00:56:21,420 Really? You're just gonna throw that right there, huh? 1219 00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:24,048 Psst. Psst. 1220 00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:25,258 Daddy. 1221 00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:26,467 It's Marcos. 1222 00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:28,094 What are you doing here? Where's Uncle Ted? 1223 00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:31,472 - What? He kicked me off the mission. - He can't do that. Only I can do that. 1224 00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:32,723 You're back on the mission. 1225 00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:34,433 No need. I have my own mission now. 1226 00:56:34,517 --> 00:56:36,602 What could be more important than my mission? 1227 00:56:36,686 --> 00:56:38,521 Gotta go. Lightspeed out. 1228 00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:41,440 This is so great. 1229 00:56:41,524 --> 00:56:42,858 Well, I hope you're hungry. 1230 00:56:42,942 --> 00:56:44,986 Been so long since I've used silverware. 1231 00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:47,280 So, how'd you like your first day? 1232 00:56:47,363 --> 00:56:48,573 Kind of intense. 1233 00:56:48,656 --> 00:56:50,449 Yeah. You'll get used to it. 1234 00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:51,701 Even that Nathan kid? 1235 00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:53,703 Nathan. Ugh. He's a mess. 1236 00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:55,871 Yeah. He's such a square. 1237 00:56:55,955 --> 00:56:57,456 - "A square"? - Uh... 1238 00:56:57,540 --> 00:57:01,210 Yeah, you know, like a dork. Dweeb. Nerdlet. A real poindexter. Lame-o. 1239 00:57:01,294 --> 00:57:04,130 Dorkus to the max... they used to call me. 1240 00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:06,340 - You're weird. - I am? 1241 00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:08,467 Yeah, but in a good way. 1242 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:12,555 So, why is the pageant stressing you out so much? 1243 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:14,765 I have to sing. 1244 00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,976 - So what? - I don't know. 1245 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:21,606 My whole family is going to be there, including my dad. 1246 00:57:21,689 --> 00:57:23,357 Oh. Right. 1247 00:57:24,442 --> 00:57:26,485 You're embarrassed of him? 1248 00:57:26,569 --> 00:57:28,571 No! No, it's not that. 1249 00:57:29,822 --> 00:57:32,241 It's just, he's really good at this kind of thing. 1250 00:57:32,325 --> 00:57:35,119 Being creative and using your imagination. 1251 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,204 But it's hard for me. 1252 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:40,833 I just want him to be proud of me. You know? 1253 00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:44,295 Really? 1254 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,339 Well, yeah. 1255 00:57:48,591 --> 00:57:50,384 Um, who are these extra plates for? 1256 00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:52,094 Mom and Dad. 1257 00:57:52,178 --> 00:57:53,888 Hey! The key still works. 1258 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,681 You guys should really change the locks. 1259 00:57:55,765 --> 00:57:57,516 - Oh, you made it. - Look who's here. 1260 00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,060 - Mom and Dad. - Grandma! Grandpa! 1261 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:00,561 There she is! 1262 00:58:00,645 --> 00:58:02,188 - Come here, my little tabby cat. - You're here! 1263 00:58:02,271 --> 00:58:03,606 Look at how big you are! 1264 00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:05,650 You're almost a teenager. Can you vote yet? 1265 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:08,277 - Ten and a half more years. - Daddy, they're gonna recognize you. 1266 00:58:08,361 --> 00:58:09,445 No, no. It's fine. 1267 00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:11,656 I've got the glasses. See? 1268 00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:13,282 - Selfie! - How do you do it again? 1269 00:58:13,366 --> 00:58:14,784 - Bring out the baby. - Hide! 1270 00:58:14,867 --> 00:58:17,328 - Where are you hiding that baby? - Just be cool. Be cool. 1271 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:18,746 - There she is. - Hello. 1272 00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:20,081 Hey, who's the new guy? 1273 00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:21,832 - That's Marcos. - I gotcha! 1274 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,545 Attention, babies. 1275 00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:29,298 Bienvenue. Willkommen. 1276 00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:32,385 Dobro pozhalovat' and namaste. 1277 00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:34,679 Uh, babies. 1278 00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:38,265 Hey, no more screen time. 1279 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:43,813 Listen. Believe it or not, I used to be just like you. 1280 00:58:43,896 --> 00:58:46,982 Yes. I even had parents. 1281 00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:50,111 Mine were child psychologists 1282 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:53,489 - who made me part of an experiment. - Really? 1283 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:57,535 They exposed me to 10,000 hours of Mozart, 1284 00:58:57,618 --> 00:59:00,496 - language lessons and public radio. - Wow. 1285 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:01,914 I hate public radio. 1286 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:05,251 It was at that point I realized I was smarter than my parents. 1287 00:59:05,334 --> 00:59:09,797 And with my first step, I ran away from home. 1288 00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:13,300 Why? They pushed me around. 1289 00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:15,386 I got told what to do all the time. 1290 00:59:16,512 --> 00:59:19,473 But a single word changed my life. 1291 00:59:19,557 --> 00:59:20,599 "No." 1292 00:59:20,683 --> 00:59:22,601 - Say it. - No! 1293 00:59:22,685 --> 00:59:23,644 Take a nap. 1294 00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:24,603 Nyet! 1295 00:59:24,687 --> 00:59:26,522 - Put on your coat. - Nein! 1296 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:27,648 Eat your vegetables. 1297 00:59:27,732 --> 00:59:28,983 Nahii. 1298 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,527 Are you gonna let grown-ups push you around? 1299 00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:33,070 No! No! No, no, no! 1300 00:59:33,154 --> 00:59:35,114 - Are you? - Good God, no! 1301 00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:36,323 That's right. 1302 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:39,660 Why do parents get to be in charge anyway? 1303 00:59:39,744 --> 00:59:41,746 They had their chance, and what did we get? 1304 00:59:41,829 --> 00:59:45,583 Pollution, politics, wars. 1305 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,127 Ooh. 1306 00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:50,171 Not "ooh." Boo! 1307 00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,006 Boo! 1308 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:55,468 The only thing holding us back is them, 1309 00:59:55,551 --> 00:59:57,136 but not anymore! 1310 00:59:57,219 --> 01:00:01,223 The moment that we've worked so hard for is almost here. 1311 01:00:01,307 --> 01:00:02,558 - B-Day! - B-Day? 1312 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:03,517 B-Day. 1313 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,144 I'm this many. 1314 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:08,105 No, it's not your birthday. 1315 01:00:08,189 --> 01:00:10,941 It's the beginning of the baby revolution. 1316 01:00:11,025 --> 01:00:14,153 Yay! And there'll be cake. 1317 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:15,654 Cake for everybody. 1318 01:00:15,738 --> 01:00:18,073 B-Day! B-Day! B-Day! Cake! Cake! Cake! 1319 01:00:18,157 --> 01:00:19,617 No more rules. 1320 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,452 Ooh là là. 1321 01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:23,370 - No more parents. - Cake. Cake. Cake. 1322 01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:24,455 Uh-oh. 1323 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:25,664 Pew, pew, pew! 1324 01:00:25,748 --> 01:00:28,876 Sayonara, Mama and Papa! 1325 01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:30,377 Oh, this is bad. 1326 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:32,755 All right, pep rally's over. 1327 01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:34,673 Your parents are gonna pick you up. 1328 01:00:35,716 --> 01:00:37,259 This is my life's work. 1329 01:00:37,343 --> 01:00:40,262 Oh, yes, 17 long months. 1330 01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:42,765 To... no more parents. 1331 01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:44,517 Mmm. 1332 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,519 Cheers to the revolution. 1333 01:00:48,187 --> 01:00:49,855 No. Nope. Nope. 1334 01:00:49,939 --> 01:00:51,482 - Oh, Tina. - Oh, that's a keeper. 1335 01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:53,609 Oh, it's so cute. What's the app called? 1336 01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:54,777 It's called QTsnap. 1337 01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:57,071 - Oh! Show me how to download that. - Everyone has it. 1338 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,531 So, Marcos. 1339 01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:00,658 - Lightspeed? Is that what you said? - Mm-hmm. 1340 01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,451 Sounds like a cartoon name. 1341 01:01:02,535 --> 01:01:04,245 It really does. 1342 01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:09,458 Well, my parents, they're a little wacky, so... 1343 01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:12,878 Huh. It's like I know you from somewhere. 1344 01:01:12,962 --> 01:01:14,421 - Uh, I don't think so. - That is a keeper too. 1345 01:01:14,505 --> 01:01:17,091 Hey! Hey! Doesn't he look familiar? 1346 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,008 I don't think I do. 1347 01:01:18,092 --> 01:01:19,510 Yeah, he looks just like Tim. 1348 01:01:19,593 --> 01:01:21,178 Yeah! You look like Tim! 1349 01:01:21,262 --> 01:01:22,847 Hmm? 1350 01:01:22,930 --> 01:01:24,849 Except Tim didn't wear glasses. 1351 01:01:24,932 --> 01:01:27,059 Ah, that's right. Tsk. Ah. 1352 01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:30,437 Huh. Well, how about that. 1353 01:01:30,521 --> 01:01:32,147 Hey, where is Tim anyway? 1354 01:01:32,231 --> 01:01:34,275 Tim and Ted are on a trip. 1355 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:36,151 - Together? - They're bonding. 1356 01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:38,445 - Well, that's about time. - Yeah. 1357 01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:40,781 I just hope Tim's back in time for the pageant. 1358 01:01:42,074 --> 01:01:44,910 Uh, why... Why wouldn't he be there? 1359 01:01:44,994 --> 01:01:47,830 - Tim Time. - Tim Time. Oh. 1360 01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:49,206 What's... What's Tim Time? 1361 01:01:49,290 --> 01:01:50,708 - Go ahead. - Okay. 1362 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:54,753 Well, Marcos, Tim Time is like a black hole, 1363 01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:59,091 where things like reality and being on time get lost. 1364 01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:00,467 Oh. 1365 01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:03,554 Tabitha's father has a very active imagination. 1366 01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:05,014 Which is a good thing. 1367 01:02:05,097 --> 01:02:07,224 Yeah, that's... I'd say that's a good thing. 1368 01:02:07,308 --> 01:02:10,519 Oh. Remember when he said our boss was trying to kidnap us? 1369 01:02:10,603 --> 01:02:11,604 He did? 1370 01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:14,356 Or that his baby brother could walk and talk, 1371 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,942 but only when we weren't looking? 1372 01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:21,780 Wow. Turn around. 1373 01:02:23,699 --> 01:02:25,534 That's so Dad. 1374 01:02:25,618 --> 01:02:28,037 You know, Ted was quite a handful himself. 1375 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,997 Oh, he could be very... 1376 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,166 - Uptight. - Mmm. Yes. High-strung. 1377 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,710 Oh, remember the time he sued us? 1378 01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:37,338 Teenagers. Ugh. 1379 01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:39,715 He really looked up to his big brother though. 1380 01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:41,050 - He did? - He did? 1381 01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:43,719 Oh, yeah. He wouldn't leave him alone. 1382 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,554 Everything Tim did, Teddy wanted to do. 1383 01:02:45,638 --> 01:02:46,639 - Really? - Yeah. 1384 01:02:46,722 --> 01:02:49,016 Tagalong-Teddy we called him. 1385 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:51,477 - Well, not to his face. - No, not to his face. 1386 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,312 He was very litigious. 1387 01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:55,773 But you know what? Your dad didn't mind. 1388 01:02:55,856 --> 01:02:57,691 He was so proud of his little brother. 1389 01:02:57,775 --> 01:02:59,526 - Oh, yeah. - He loved showing him off. 1390 01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:02,154 Those guys did everything together. 1391 01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,406 They were best friends. 1392 01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:07,660 Just like you and me. Right, Tina? 1393 01:03:07,743 --> 01:03:09,078 Best friends forever. 1394 01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:10,454 Tickle monster! 1395 01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:12,164 That's so sweet. 1396 01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:23,008 - And this is my closet. - Oh, cool closet. 1397 01:03:23,092 --> 01:03:25,511 And this is my bed, and this is my fish. 1398 01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:27,972 Hey! Wanna see something really cool? 1399 01:03:28,055 --> 01:03:29,056 Sure. 1400 01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:32,685 I made this vocalizer for Dr. Hawking. 1401 01:03:32,768 --> 01:03:34,937 Hey, my old... What did you do? 1402 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,063 Check this out. 1403 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,898 Say hello, Dr. Hawking. 1404 01:03:39,108 --> 01:03:41,026 Hel... 1405 01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:42,528 Um... 1406 01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,822 He has performance anxiety. 1407 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:46,156 Mmm. Yep. 1408 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,033 Oh! This is Lamb Lamb. 1409 01:03:48,117 --> 01:03:49,326 Hey, Lamb Lamb. 1410 01:03:49,410 --> 01:03:52,371 That's my galaxy model right up there on my shelf. 1411 01:03:52,454 --> 01:03:54,873 - My scientist of the week award. - Wow. 1412 01:03:54,957 --> 01:03:57,543 My geode rock collection and my telescope. 1413 01:03:57,626 --> 01:04:00,754 Sweet. Hey, cool guitar. 1414 01:04:00,838 --> 01:04:02,381 Yeah. That's my dad's. 1415 01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:04,174 Cool dad. 1416 01:04:04,258 --> 01:04:05,175 Are you okay? 1417 01:04:05,259 --> 01:04:07,261 Yeah, I'm a lot taller in my mind. 1418 01:04:08,262 --> 01:04:11,515 Hey, if you want, I can help you with your song. 1419 01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:13,267 No! You can't. 1420 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,393 Your ears will bleed. 1421 01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:16,687 Oh, please. It'll be fun. 1422 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,480 How about this one? It's a classic. 1423 01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,358 Do we have to? 1424 01:04:21,442 --> 01:04:22,693 Come on, let's try. 1425 01:04:24,611 --> 01:04:25,696 Okay. 1426 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:29,408 It's not gonna be good though. 1427 01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:31,326 No judgment. We're just having fun. 1428 01:04:36,915 --> 01:04:40,627 ♪ There's no place like home ♪ 1429 01:04:40,711 --> 01:04:43,672 ♪ For the holidays ♪ 1430 01:04:43,756 --> 01:04:45,466 Please, stop. 1431 01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:47,801 No, stop. Ah... 1432 01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:50,387 ♪ No matter how far away you roam ♪ 1433 01:04:52,473 --> 01:04:54,308 Good... try. 1434 01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:56,935 Ugh! I just get so nervous. 1435 01:04:57,019 --> 01:04:58,228 That's okay. 1436 01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:04,568 Listen, all you gotta do is imagine that you're inside the song. 1437 01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:08,405 Everything in the lyrics is actually happening to you. 1438 01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:11,158 And you can see the notes. 1439 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:20,209 ♪ Well, if you want To sing out, sing out ♪ 1440 01:05:20,292 --> 01:05:24,088 ♪ And if you want to be free, be free ♪ 1441 01:05:24,171 --> 01:05:27,174 - ♪ 'Cause there's a million things to be ♪ - Wow. Whoa! 1442 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,801 ♪ You know that there are ♪ 1443 01:05:28,884 --> 01:05:29,885 Marcos, wait up! 1444 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:31,345 Come on. 1445 01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:33,639 ♪ And if you want to sing high Sing high ♪ 1446 01:05:33,722 --> 01:05:35,057 That's a little too high! 1447 01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,351 ♪ And if you want to sing low, sing low ♪ 1448 01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:38,685 I got ya. 1449 01:05:38,769 --> 01:05:42,064 ♪ 'Cause there's a million ways to go ♪ 1450 01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:43,398 ♪ You know that there are ♪ 1451 01:05:43,482 --> 01:05:45,859 OMG, that's a lot. 1452 01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:49,571 ♪ Aha, it's easy ♪ 1453 01:05:49,655 --> 01:05:54,159 ♪ Aha, you only need to try ♪ 1454 01:05:57,996 --> 01:05:59,873 ♪ You can sing what you want ♪ 1455 01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:01,500 Yeah! This is fun! 1456 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,418 ♪ The opportunity's yours ♪ 1457 01:06:03,502 --> 01:06:04,503 Whoo! 1458 01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:07,798 ♪ And if you do it your way ♪ 1459 01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:09,049 Whoa. 1460 01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:11,552 ♪ You can do it today ♪ 1461 01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:14,388 Marcos, wait! Where are you? 1462 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:16,014 Come on. You can do it. 1463 01:06:16,098 --> 01:06:17,975 I can't. I can't. 1464 01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:29,862 Now go for it. 1465 01:06:35,784 --> 01:06:37,619 Whoa. 1466 01:06:40,414 --> 01:06:41,415 Hey. 1467 01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:43,458 ♪ It's easy ♪ 1468 01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:49,089 ♪ You only need to try ♪ 1469 01:06:49,173 --> 01:06:50,883 All right. My turn. 1470 01:06:50,966 --> 01:06:52,342 Here we go. It's all you. 1471 01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:55,888 ♪ And if I want to sing out, sing out ♪ 1472 01:06:55,971 --> 01:06:56,972 Yes, let it out. 1473 01:06:57,055 --> 01:06:59,600 ♪ And if I want to be free, be free ♪ 1474 01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:03,353 ♪ 'Cause there's a million things to be ♪ 1475 01:07:03,437 --> 01:07:06,023 ♪ I know that there are I know that there are ♪ 1476 01:07:06,106 --> 01:07:10,903 - ♪ I know that there are ♪ - ♪ You know that there are ♪ 1477 01:07:10,986 --> 01:07:14,448 - ♪ I know that there are ♪ - ♪ You know that there are ♪ 1478 01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:17,659 ♪ I know that there are ♪ 1479 01:07:21,914 --> 01:07:23,832 Wow. That was so great. 1480 01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:25,834 No, you were so great. 1481 01:07:25,918 --> 01:07:27,211 Thanks, Marcos. 1482 01:07:27,294 --> 01:07:28,378 Wha... 1483 01:07:28,462 --> 01:07:31,131 - Oh, that's a keeper. - They can see us. 1484 01:07:31,215 --> 01:07:32,549 Guys, come on. 1485 01:07:32,633 --> 01:07:34,009 Stop. No, do it. Do it. 1486 01:07:35,177 --> 01:07:36,970 Oh, no. 1487 01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:39,056 Parents, right? 1488 01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:40,641 Bye, Templeton family! 1489 01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:42,059 - Bye-bye. - Bye, Marcos. 1490 01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:43,185 Lightspeed. 1491 01:07:43,268 --> 01:07:44,895 - Weird kid. - Yeah, I don't like him. 1492 01:07:48,315 --> 01:07:50,442 ♪ Catch my eye ♪ 1493 01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:53,862 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 1494 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:56,615 ♪ This bond is tighter than we... ♪ 1495 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:58,242 You go get 'em, Tabitha. 1496 01:07:58,325 --> 01:07:59,785 ♪ ...ever planned ♪ 1497 01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:03,372 ♪ Give me courage ♪ 1498 01:08:03,455 --> 01:08:05,457 ♪ So I can land ♪ 1499 01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:07,459 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 1500 01:08:08,377 --> 01:08:10,504 Pick up, pick up, pick up. Choo-choo! 1501 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:13,006 Don't they understand it's the fate of the world? 1502 01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:15,008 I've been on hold forever! 1503 01:08:15,092 --> 01:08:16,885 All operators are currently napping. 1504 01:08:16,969 --> 01:08:19,471 I've been on hold so long I got a tooth growing in. 1505 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:21,765 Back in my day, we wrote memos. 1506 01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:23,267 That's cute and old-timey. 1507 01:08:24,810 --> 01:08:26,728 I weep for the future. 1508 01:08:26,812 --> 01:08:29,564 Do you wanna talk about your feelings now while I'm on hold? 1509 01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,733 - I can give you 20 minutes. - No. 1510 01:08:31,817 --> 01:08:33,360 Let's get to the nut. The nugget. 1511 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:34,569 What are you afraid of? 1512 01:08:34,653 --> 01:08:37,406 Sharks. Getting shot in the head with an arrow. 1513 01:08:37,489 --> 01:08:39,491 And the IRS. That's it. 1514 01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:40,951 There you go. Was that so hard? 1515 01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:42,035 Baby steps. 1516 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:43,787 Now, what about being lonely? 1517 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,664 - I'm not lonely. - Mm-hmm. 1518 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:48,083 I'm just alone. 1519 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:50,585 - There's a difference. - I think it's time you read your file. 1520 01:08:50,669 --> 01:08:52,587 - Just give me. - Uh-uh-uh-uh. 1521 01:08:52,671 --> 01:08:56,174 Whoa! This is it? It's so thin. 1522 01:08:57,467 --> 01:09:00,554 Dear Boss Baby, I promise you this... 1523 01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:03,223 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 1524 01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:05,767 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 1525 01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:09,521 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning, I will be there. 1526 01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:12,649 Year after year after year. 1527 01:09:13,317 --> 01:09:17,571 And you and I will always be brothers. 1528 01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:19,573 Always. 1529 01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:22,784 Makes me wanna make a sad face. 1530 01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:29,583 We were just kids. 1531 01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:32,544 We didn't know anything about the real world. 1532 01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:35,380 And eventually, you have to grow up. 1533 01:09:35,464 --> 01:09:38,759 Just because you grow up, it doesn't mean you have to grow apart. 1534 01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:39,843 I don't know. 1535 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:41,511 Maybe it's already too late. 1536 01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:44,973 Sorry I'm late. 1537 01:09:45,057 --> 01:09:47,351 Daddy! Daddy, Daddy. 1538 01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:50,187 - What's going on? - Uncle Ted really misses you. 1539 01:09:50,270 --> 01:09:51,480 Isn't that nice? 1540 01:09:56,026 --> 01:09:58,236 So, hey, uh, what you doing? 1541 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,030 Oh, I was, uh... I don't know. 1542 01:10:00,113 --> 01:10:02,199 I was just working on this. 1543 01:10:07,329 --> 01:10:09,956 Look, I'm sorry about what I said at recess. 1544 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,542 What happens on the playground stays on the playground. 1545 01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:14,336 I was worried about Tabitha, you know? 1546 01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:15,921 She's your daughter. I get it. 1547 01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:19,591 This whole time, I was thinking about what I wanted and not what she needed. 1548 01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:22,052 I think I finally got this parenting thing figured out. 1549 01:10:22,135 --> 01:10:24,513 Gold star for you, Daddy. Keep it up, Pops. 1550 01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:28,141 Well, about that, Armstrong wants to get rid of parents somehow. 1551 01:10:28,225 --> 01:10:30,352 - Sorry, what? - He's planning a baby revolution. 1552 01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:34,272 Ugh, come on! Just when I got good at this whole parenting thing. 1553 01:10:34,898 --> 01:10:36,441 - We gotta stop him. - Not we. 1554 01:10:36,525 --> 01:10:38,151 - You? - Neither one of us. 1555 01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:40,320 - BabyCorp is taking it from here. - Ah. 1556 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:42,447 They're gonna send in the Baby SEALs or something? 1557 01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:44,241 - Looks like it. - So, you'll, um... 1558 01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:46,159 You'll be headed back to your office? 1559 01:10:46,243 --> 01:10:48,703 Uh, yeah. Well, keep in touch, Tim. 1560 01:10:48,787 --> 01:10:51,998 Hello? BabyCorp? Thank goodness, BabyCorp. 1561 01:10:52,082 --> 01:10:54,126 Well, BabyCo... What? 1562 01:10:54,209 --> 01:10:56,837 What are you saying there's not enough evidence, BabyCorp? 1563 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,922 - Uh-oh. - So, you're not gonna do anything? 1564 01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,590 But, BabyCorp... Ugh! 1565 01:11:00,674 --> 01:11:02,384 Well, then we'll take care of it! 1566 01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:05,137 You know what, BabyCorp? I quit! 1567 01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:07,556 What a bunch of diaper sniffers. Well... 1568 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,143 ...looks like we have to stop Armstrong ourselves. 1569 01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:12,519 We're going rogue. 1570 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:13,687 I like it! 1571 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,439 - So, the mission's back on? - Yeah! 1572 01:11:15,522 --> 01:11:18,984 If you two can put up with each other a little longer. 1573 01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,278 I suppose I can live with that. Tim? 1574 01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:22,320 I think that's doable. 1575 01:11:22,404 --> 01:11:23,321 Yay! 1576 01:11:23,405 --> 01:11:25,198 Forced together again! 1577 01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:27,659 It's 8:45 p.m. 1578 01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:29,828 Okay. Now our clock is ticking. 1579 01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:33,665 We have to stop Armstrong before the formula wears off. 1580 01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:36,626 Working as a team, we will strike at the pageant. 1581 01:11:36,710 --> 01:11:37,711 Go, Tina! 1582 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,046 Now, this top-secret document... 1583 01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:43,592 - Sweetie, it's the program. - This top-secret program 1584 01:11:43,675 --> 01:11:46,970 reveals that Armstrong is scheduled to address the audience, 1585 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,890 which he will do right here, at the very end. 1586 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:51,308 We need someone backstage. 1587 01:11:51,391 --> 01:11:52,684 Tim, that's you. 1588 01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:55,270 How am I gonna get backstage if I'm not in the pageant? 1589 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:57,105 My people will take care of that. 1590 01:11:57,939 --> 01:11:58,940 Ah! 1591 01:11:59,024 --> 01:12:00,233 Thank you. Thank you. 1592 01:12:00,317 --> 01:12:01,318 - No! - Great. 1593 01:12:01,401 --> 01:12:02,486 And... go! 1594 01:12:03,737 --> 01:12:04,905 Glue! 1595 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,409 - No! - There, there. All better. 1596 01:12:09,493 --> 01:12:10,535 Awesome! 1597 01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:14,539 Now, I'll be your eyes and your ears in the audience. 1598 01:12:14,623 --> 01:12:16,333 I can't let Mommy see me talk, 1599 01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:18,543 or she's gonna start squealing and hugging me, 1600 01:12:18,627 --> 01:12:21,880 but these little doodads will let you understand my baby talk. 1601 01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:23,340 It's called a GAGA device. 1602 01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:24,633 - Hmm. - Aw, that's cute. 1603 01:12:24,716 --> 01:12:26,176 Check it out. 1604 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:27,844 - Can you hear me, Daddy? - Also cute. 1605 01:12:27,928 --> 01:12:32,390 Meanwhile, with my new purple status, I can stay close to Armstrong. 1606 01:12:33,141 --> 01:12:34,809 Um, that's... that's an eyebrow. 1607 01:12:34,893 --> 01:12:37,354 - Oh. Sorry. - Uh, no, that's, uh... 1608 01:12:37,437 --> 01:12:40,398 When the moment is right, I'll implant a device. 1609 01:12:40,482 --> 01:12:41,566 - Got it. - Got what? 1610 01:12:41,650 --> 01:12:43,151 I mean, you've got this. 1611 01:12:43,235 --> 01:12:44,402 Go get 'em, tiger. 1612 01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:47,697 Oh, thank you, parents. Thank you. 1613 01:12:47,781 --> 01:12:50,492 There's the old enthusiasm I like to see. 1614 01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:52,702 This will allow me to control his suit. 1615 01:12:52,786 --> 01:12:56,206 I can make Mutton Chops do whatever I want. 1616 01:12:58,792 --> 01:13:00,377 I can make him dance. 1617 01:13:00,460 --> 01:13:02,337 - I can make him prance. - Hey, no! 1618 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,923 Including exposing himself to the audience. 1619 01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:08,385 Every parent will pull out their phone. 1620 01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:10,595 Don't look at me. No! 1621 01:13:10,679 --> 01:13:13,473 The photos will spread like a diaper rash! 1622 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:15,392 Our pizza party. 1623 01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:18,144 Boom! Bam! Poo! Poof! Questions? 1624 01:13:18,228 --> 01:13:19,896 After Tabitha sings her solo, right? 1625 01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:21,356 After Tabitha sings. 1626 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:24,484 Now we just sit back, relax and enjoy the show. 1627 01:13:27,696 --> 01:13:30,907 Welcome, parents, to our holiday pageant. 1628 01:13:30,991 --> 01:13:36,788 Remember, flash photography in the auditorium is absolutely okay. 1629 01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:39,457 Take a picture. Show your kids that you love 'em. 1630 01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:40,917 Yippee! 1631 01:13:41,001 --> 01:13:43,753 Come on, Tim. You promised you'd be here. 1632 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,381 Oh, sorry. This seat is taken. 1633 01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,383 - Yep. Sorry. - Oh, no. 1634 01:13:48,466 --> 01:13:50,468 So sorry. Uh, sorry! 1635 01:13:50,552 --> 01:13:52,512 Sorry! I'm so sorry! 1636 01:13:52,596 --> 01:13:54,973 Uncle Teddy, are you in position? 1637 01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:56,766 The baby's in the cradle. 1638 01:13:56,850 --> 01:13:58,727 The baby's in the cradle. 1639 01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,272 Papa Bear, can you read me? 1640 01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:03,898 The flake has landed. 1641 01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:06,109 Places! Places, everybody. 1642 01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:07,652 - Here we go. - Oh, my gosh! 1643 01:14:07,736 --> 01:14:09,279 - It's starting. It's starting. - Finally. 1644 01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:12,407 It's starting. It's starting. Yay! 1645 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:13,950 You're a big pageant guy, huh? 1646 01:14:14,034 --> 01:14:16,661 No, I'm not talking about the show. I'm talking about B-Day. 1647 01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:19,789 - B-Day? - Oh, yeah. 1648 01:14:19,873 --> 01:14:21,583 It's already in the parents' phones. 1649 01:14:23,293 --> 01:14:27,797 I taught babies to code. Apps. They're writing apps. 1650 01:14:27,881 --> 01:14:31,843 But my next app... ooh, it's gonna change the world. 1651 01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:33,303 Forever. 1652 01:14:34,179 --> 01:14:38,350 QTsnap is the app that's going to change the world forever? 1653 01:14:38,433 --> 01:14:41,061 Forever starts today. 1654 01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:43,188 Uh, cool. 1655 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,071 - ♪ It's wintertime ♪ - ♪ Christmas... ♪ 1656 01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:53,073 - ♪ It's the best time of year ♪ - ♪ ...here ♪ 1657 01:14:53,156 --> 01:14:57,118 ♪ But due to ice caps melting Global warming's here ♪ 1658 01:14:57,202 --> 01:14:59,204 ♪ It feels like summer ♪ 1659 01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:00,997 ♪ The snow has disappeared ♪ 1660 01:15:01,081 --> 01:15:02,916 ♪ It's all our parents' fault ♪ 1661 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:05,460 - ♪ So we're all doomed ♪ - ♪ All... ♪ 1662 01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:07,045 Doomed! 1663 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:08,588 This is kinda dark. 1664 01:15:08,672 --> 01:15:10,131 Did the kids just say we're doomed? 1665 01:15:10,215 --> 01:15:11,883 What the heck are we watching? 1666 01:15:13,635 --> 01:15:15,261 Their brains are turning to mush. 1667 01:15:15,345 --> 01:15:17,347 Months of hypnotic research embedded 1668 01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:20,642 in the most user-friendly photo app ever made. 1669 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:21,810 Ooh! 1670 01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:25,897 Now all we need to do is sit back, relax and enjoy the show. 1671 01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:26,981 - Hey! - Right. 1672 01:15:27,065 --> 01:15:29,442 - I'll be right back. We're... - ♪ And now we're going to tell you ♪ 1673 01:15:29,526 --> 01:15:31,444 - Hey! - Out of Dundle Floofers. 1674 01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:33,822 Mmm. 1675 01:15:33,905 --> 01:15:35,323 Diwali! 1676 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:39,035 Las Posadas! 1677 01:15:41,413 --> 01:15:42,539 Agnostic! 1678 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:45,750 And Hanukkah! 1679 01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:48,294 Your son is so talented. 1680 01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:49,671 Oh, so is yours. 1681 01:15:49,754 --> 01:15:50,755 Liars. 1682 01:15:50,839 --> 01:15:53,007 Tina, come in. B-Day is happening now. 1683 01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:54,676 It's all in the phones. 1684 01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:58,179 Armstrong is using an app to brainwash the parents. 1685 01:15:58,263 --> 01:15:59,806 Gasp! 1686 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:01,850 We have to stop the show. 1687 01:16:01,933 --> 01:16:05,854 Okay, there's a... there's a big old no-touchy-switch backstage. 1688 01:16:07,522 --> 01:16:09,149 Daddy, we have to pull the plug! 1689 01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:11,359 Daddy, come in! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 1690 01:16:11,443 --> 01:16:12,944 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 1691 01:16:13,027 --> 01:16:14,696 Ugh. He's not responding. 1692 01:16:14,779 --> 01:16:15,989 Of course not. 1693 01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:18,199 - I'll do it myself. - Stop! 1694 01:16:19,451 --> 01:16:21,161 Theater kids only! 1695 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:23,538 Oh, come on, nativity! 1696 01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:24,831 Look holier! 1697 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:29,669 Hey, Tabitha. 1698 01:16:30,587 --> 01:16:33,506 Don't you worry, okay? You're gonna be great. 1699 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:34,883 Thanks, Marcos. 1700 01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:36,468 And thanks for all your help. 1701 01:16:36,551 --> 01:16:37,594 Anytime. 1702 01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:39,429 I feel like you really understand me. 1703 01:16:40,180 --> 01:16:41,681 I'm so excited. 1704 01:16:41,765 --> 01:16:44,726 I can't wait to see the look on my dad's face when I sing. 1705 01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:47,854 Hey! You're on, Templeton. 1706 01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:49,022 Wish me luck. 1707 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:50,148 And break a leg. 1708 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,775 Or two, for that matter. 1709 01:16:58,490 --> 01:16:59,491 Psst. 1710 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:02,994 - Tim! - Is that the baby Jesus? 1711 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:12,337 ♪ We have to shut down the pageant ♪ 1712 01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,422 - Yeah! - What? No, why? 1713 01:17:14,506 --> 01:17:17,175 Armstrong's turning the parents into zombies 1714 01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:18,760 so they'll do whatever he wants. 1715 01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:21,304 What? What are you doing? No! 1716 01:17:21,387 --> 01:17:22,847 Tabitha's on next. 1717 01:17:22,931 --> 01:17:26,392 You'd risk the future of the world to see your daughter sing? 1718 01:17:26,476 --> 01:17:28,520 Yes! I have to be there for her. 1719 01:17:28,603 --> 01:17:30,772 Look who's worried about showing up for things all of a sudden. 1720 01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:32,565 What's that supposed to mean? 1721 01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:34,108 You didn't even come to my graduation. 1722 01:17:34,192 --> 01:17:36,444 - Ah! Which one? - Business school. 1723 01:17:36,528 --> 01:17:38,029 Law school. None of them. 1724 01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:39,697 You didn't even come to my wedding! 1725 01:17:39,781 --> 01:17:41,616 - Which one? - I only had one! 1726 01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:43,076 We had a deal, Tim. 1727 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:45,119 You promised you'd be there always. 1728 01:17:45,203 --> 01:17:46,621 - Whoa. - Breach of... 1729 01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:49,082 - Where did you... - ...contract! 1730 01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:54,462 - Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa! 1731 01:17:54,546 --> 01:17:56,840 How do you do there, fellas? 1732 01:17:57,590 --> 01:17:59,759 Nothing's gonna ruin my B-Day. 1733 01:17:59,843 --> 01:18:02,512 Not even you. 1734 01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:03,888 Oh, busted. 1735 01:18:03,972 --> 01:18:08,685 It was obvious from the very beginning that you two were working together. 1736 01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:09,936 What gave us away? 1737 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:15,942 Well, I'd say the bickering, the petty disputes, the jealousy. 1738 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:19,320 You know, you two are brothers in every single way. 1739 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:23,116 Off to The Box they go. 1740 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:24,534 What? No! Not The Box. 1741 01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:26,119 Not now. Please. 1742 01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:28,872 Aw, it's just too bad that you're never gonna 1743 01:18:28,955 --> 01:18:30,790 have a chance to reboot your relationship 1744 01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:32,709 - and restore the closeness... - No! 1745 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:34,502 ...that you once felt. 1746 01:18:34,586 --> 01:18:36,379 - Sorry about that. - No, no! No! 1747 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,006 Adios, Marcos. 1748 01:18:41,426 --> 01:18:43,011 Oh! Look! Look! There she is. 1749 01:18:43,094 --> 01:18:44,429 There's our little angel. 1750 01:18:44,512 --> 01:18:45,805 - Tabby's in the tree. - Ooh! 1751 01:18:56,649 --> 01:18:59,152 You had one job to do. 1752 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,236 One job. 1753 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:03,156 - Oh, no. - The fountain! 1754 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:04,699 It's flooding the room! 1755 01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:06,284 This isn't a time-out. 1756 01:19:06,367 --> 01:19:07,410 It's game over. 1757 01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:18,880 Psst. 1758 01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:22,383 It's one, two, three, and one, two, three. 1759 01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:36,356 ♪ Catch my eye ♪ 1760 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:38,524 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 1761 01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:44,030 ♪ This bond is tighter Than we ever planned ♪ 1762 01:19:44,739 --> 01:19:47,116 ♪ Give me courage ♪ 1763 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,702 ♪ So I can land ♪ 1764 01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:53,247 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 1765 01:19:53,331 --> 01:19:57,168 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 1766 01:19:58,252 --> 01:20:01,130 ♪ Laugh and cry with me ♪ 1767 01:20:01,214 --> 01:20:03,967 ♪ Fly that high with me ♪ 1768 01:20:04,050 --> 01:20:06,177 ♪ See the sunset and the sunrise ♪ 1769 01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,261 Wow. 1770 01:20:07,345 --> 01:20:09,514 ♪ The world looks so good Through our eyes ♪ 1771 01:20:09,597 --> 01:20:13,518 ♪ Like the moon and stars at night ♪ 1772 01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:18,815 You're right. I blew it. I ruined the mission. 1773 01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:21,484 And I'm a terrible father. 1774 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,861 Hey, you did sort of ruin the mission. 1775 01:20:24,654 --> 01:20:26,030 But you're a great dad! 1776 01:20:26,114 --> 01:20:27,615 No, I'm not. 1777 01:20:27,699 --> 01:20:30,868 I could never do your job. I mean, you work around the clock. 1778 01:20:30,952 --> 01:20:34,163 You can't even quit if you wanted to, and you don't even get paid. 1779 01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:36,416 Frankly, I don't see how that's legal. 1780 01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:38,543 I was always jealous of you. 1781 01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:40,753 I wanted to be successful too, you know. 1782 01:20:41,379 --> 01:20:44,632 Sure, Tim, I made a lot of money... 1783 01:20:44,716 --> 01:20:46,134 but you made a family. 1784 01:20:48,136 --> 01:20:50,138 The truth is... 1785 01:20:50,221 --> 01:20:51,889 it's lonely at the top. 1786 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,062 ♪ Reach with me ♪ 1787 01:20:58,146 --> 01:21:01,357 ♪ See the sky ♪ 1788 01:21:01,441 --> 01:21:06,529 ♪ I'll always be here For the rest of your life ♪ 1789 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:09,240 ♪ Sail that ocean ♪ 1790 01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:11,701 ♪ Find that sand ♪ 1791 01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:15,204 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 1792 01:21:15,288 --> 01:21:19,250 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 1793 01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:28,509 You know, I'm... I'm sorry we don't see each other anymore. 1794 01:21:28,593 --> 01:21:30,636 A very wise person once told me, 1795 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,390 just because you grow up, doesn't mean you have to grow apart. 1796 01:21:34,474 --> 01:21:36,434 - Was it Tina? - Oh, yeah. 1797 01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:39,020 It is crazy how smart she is. 1798 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:41,564 It's like she looks right into your soul. 1799 01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:44,233 I'm sorry that I missed your graduations. 1800 01:21:44,317 --> 01:21:46,194 I'm sorry I missed your one wedding. 1801 01:21:47,653 --> 01:21:50,073 I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. 1802 01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:52,950 ♪ Side by side ♪ 1803 01:21:53,034 --> 01:21:55,953 ♪ Hand in hand ♪ 1804 01:21:56,037 --> 01:22:01,167 ♪ We speak a language No one else can understand ♪ 1805 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,544 ♪ Hear those cheers ♪ 1806 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:06,172 ♪ Strike up the band ♪ 1807 01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:10,468 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 1808 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:17,058 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 1809 01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:40,206 Oh, Tabitha. 1810 01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:43,292 Gramps? Nana? Mom? 1811 01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:44,252 Oh, no! 1812 01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:46,546 Oh, my gosh, Tabitha. 1813 01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:48,172 You did such a great job. 1814 01:22:48,756 --> 01:22:52,468 Well, that's just horribly rude of you all. 1815 01:22:52,552 --> 01:22:56,264 Come on, everybody. How about a standing ovation? 1816 01:22:58,599 --> 01:23:01,310 - Very good. - They're zombies! 1817 01:23:01,394 --> 01:23:02,395 We did it! 1818 01:23:02,478 --> 01:23:05,606 The baby revolution has begun. 1819 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,734 No more need for costumes. 1820 01:23:11,237 --> 01:23:12,905 Who wants cake? 1821 01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,825 Oh, my gosh! 1822 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:18,828 Happy B-Day, everybody. 1823 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:20,663 Daddy, Uncle Ted, come in. 1824 01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:21,914 Where are you? 1825 01:23:33,092 --> 01:23:34,218 Here you go, sis. 1826 01:23:34,302 --> 01:23:36,137 Now, I already used this, so I know it's safe. 1827 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:38,014 Thanks. 1828 01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,727 Wait. Are you talking? 1829 01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:44,645 I know. It's pretty weird, isn't it? 1830 01:23:44,729 --> 01:23:46,731 Oh, my gosh. You're talking! 1831 01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:48,191 It's an emergency. 1832 01:23:48,274 --> 01:23:50,401 I'm on a supersecret mission from BabyCorp. 1833 01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,946 You mean Dad's stories are true? 1834 01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:55,907 That's what the suit says. 1835 01:23:55,990 --> 01:23:57,241 How do I look? 1836 01:23:57,325 --> 01:23:58,409 No way! 1837 01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:00,870 Now, I can't get ahold of Dad or Uncle Ted, 1838 01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:02,622 so I need your help, big sis. 1839 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,165 Wait, wait, wait. Dad's here? 1840 01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:05,791 They've been here the whole time. 1841 01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,668 - Where? - I don't have much time to explain, 1842 01:24:07,752 --> 01:24:09,921 but Dr. Armstrong is a baby. 1843 01:24:10,004 --> 01:24:12,131 A very bad, bad baby. 1844 01:24:12,215 --> 01:24:16,010 Soon, the world is gonna be our playground. 1845 01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:18,262 Whee! 1846 01:24:18,346 --> 01:24:22,016 Now we can make parents do whatever we want. 1847 01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:24,143 Awesome! Yeah! 1848 01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:27,063 No more rules. 1849 01:24:27,146 --> 01:24:31,150 Sayonara, Mama and Papa. Yeah! 1850 01:24:32,026 --> 01:24:33,569 - Mom? - Dad? 1851 01:24:33,653 --> 01:24:34,654 Grandpa? 1852 01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:36,447 Whoa. Are you kidding me? 1853 01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,491 We need to shut it down before it goes global. 1854 01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:40,785 - Yeah! - What are we gonna do? 1855 01:24:40,868 --> 01:24:44,789 We need to find a big whatchamacallit that controls the parents' phones. 1856 01:24:44,872 --> 01:24:46,249 - The server. - Yes, yes! 1857 01:24:46,332 --> 01:24:48,417 Is there a big one of those whatsits at school? 1858 01:24:48,501 --> 01:24:50,002 Uh, let's see. 1859 01:24:50,086 --> 01:24:52,964 Well, servers get really hot, so you need air ducts... 1860 01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:54,090 Now you're thinking! 1861 01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:55,508 ...which intersect at 1862 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:56,634 the acorn! 1863 01:24:56,717 --> 01:24:58,010 A-plus! 1864 01:24:58,094 --> 01:24:59,679 Come on! This way. 1865 01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:02,807 Opportunity knocks. 1866 01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:05,393 First, we need to make a quick pit stop. 1867 01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:08,771 Your time has concluded. 1868 01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:10,940 It looks like this is it, Tim. 1869 01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:12,692 Well, hey, 1870 01:25:12,775 --> 01:25:16,362 at least we have these last final precious moments together. 1871 01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:19,073 Precious. 1872 01:25:19,156 --> 01:25:20,241 Precious! 1873 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:27,456 Oh, right. 1874 01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:29,375 Precious! Precious! 1875 01:25:56,193 --> 01:25:57,695 That's my girl. 1876 01:25:58,612 --> 01:25:59,739 Thank you... 1877 01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:02,116 Ah! 1878 01:26:02,199 --> 01:26:04,243 - Tina? Tina, come in, it's Daddy. - Daddy? 1879 01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:06,454 Listen, we have to shut down the server. 1880 01:26:06,537 --> 01:26:08,164 - It's in the acorn. - Whoa! 1881 01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:09,915 This is so weird. 1882 01:26:09,999 --> 01:26:11,167 I call shotgun! 1883 01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:12,501 - Quick, to the acorn! - Hyah! 1884 01:26:15,004 --> 01:26:16,714 Yee-haw! 1885 01:26:16,797 --> 01:26:18,424 Hold onto your chaps, pal. 1886 01:26:18,507 --> 01:26:19,550 Whoa! 1887 01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:27,016 Oh, no! 1888 01:26:28,267 --> 01:26:30,269 Glue! 1889 01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:32,897 Yah! Pixie dust! 1890 01:26:32,980 --> 01:26:34,106 - Yeah, baby! - Yes! 1891 01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:43,449 Wha... 1892 01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:44,992 Where'd I go? 1893 01:26:46,577 --> 01:26:48,621 - Whoa! - I like your pajamas. 1894 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:54,877 Where are you going? 1895 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,295 - Hyah! - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1896 01:26:56,379 --> 01:26:57,880 - Glue! - I'm proud to be a yellow. 1897 01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:00,299 I like your pony. 1898 01:27:00,383 --> 01:27:01,509 Thank you. 1899 01:27:01,592 --> 01:27:03,636 What? 1900 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:06,263 Huh, huh, huh. No, no, no. 1901 01:27:10,643 --> 01:27:13,270 Now let's crack that big nut. 1902 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,857 Oh, no! It's about to go worldwide. 1903 01:27:16,941 --> 01:27:18,859 How are we gonna get up there? 1904 01:27:20,194 --> 01:27:22,613 - Really? - Well, you got grit. 1905 01:27:22,696 --> 01:27:24,532 I'll give ya that. Gumption, even. 1906 01:27:24,615 --> 01:27:27,618 Very admirable, and yet, annoying. 1907 01:27:27,701 --> 01:27:29,328 Quite annoying. Yeah. 1908 01:27:29,412 --> 01:27:32,373 I'm gonna have to, you know, stop you. 1909 01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:33,749 Glue me, glue me. 1910 01:27:33,833 --> 01:27:35,126 Precious, sic 'em! 1911 01:27:35,209 --> 01:27:37,253 You're too little and too late. 1912 01:27:37,336 --> 01:27:39,296 Ah! Bad... Bad dog. 1913 01:27:39,380 --> 01:27:40,840 Pets aren't allowed in school. 1914 01:27:40,923 --> 01:27:42,425 Precious! 1915 01:27:43,551 --> 01:27:46,512 - And you, my pudgy protégé... - Go, go, go! Move! 1916 01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:48,097 ...I offered you the world. 1917 01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:50,099 We could have been partners! 1918 01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:51,976 I've got something better than a partner. 1919 01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:53,310 I have a brother. 1920 01:27:53,394 --> 01:27:54,728 Yeah! 1921 01:27:54,812 --> 01:27:56,021 - Let go. - No, you let go. 1922 01:27:56,105 --> 01:27:57,523 Wow. Point taken. 1923 01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:59,859 What? What's going on? 1924 01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:04,780 Hey, that's my leisure suit. 1925 01:28:04,864 --> 01:28:06,157 It looks better on her. 1926 01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:07,700 Hands up, diapers down. 1927 01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:09,201 Things are about to get weird. 1928 01:28:09,285 --> 01:28:10,786 Yeah! That's my girls. 1929 01:28:10,870 --> 01:28:12,830 - That's really Dad? - Yep. 1930 01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,999 I said a lot of stuff to that kid. 1931 01:28:15,082 --> 01:28:16,834 Well, quite the family reunion. 1932 01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:18,335 Uh, the more the merrier. 1933 01:28:18,419 --> 01:28:21,005 - I say let's call your parents. - Oh, no. 1934 01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:23,549 Uh-oh. Okay. 1935 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:25,342 Mommy and Daddy, let's hug 'em... 1936 01:28:25,426 --> 01:28:27,887 - to death. - Don't worry about us. Get to the server. 1937 01:28:27,970 --> 01:28:29,722 - Go, Tina, go! - Whoo! 1938 01:28:31,182 --> 01:28:32,850 Uh... Whoa! 1939 01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:34,602 - Hey! - You got this, Tina. 1940 01:28:34,685 --> 01:28:36,187 Get down from there! 1941 01:28:36,270 --> 01:28:37,813 Go for his lollies! 1942 01:28:37,897 --> 01:28:40,441 Never touch another man's pony! 1943 01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:43,986 Here, stick around. Stick around. 1944 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:46,280 Uh, Tim, what do we do now? 1945 01:28:46,363 --> 01:28:48,157 Don't move! Maybe they won't see us. 1946 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:49,742 They see us, Tim. They see us! 1947 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,952 - Did you move? I didn't move. - Really, Tim? 1948 01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:55,122 - That's a little too high now. - Don't look down. 1949 01:28:55,206 --> 01:28:58,083 - Look straight ahead, okay? - Oh. 1950 01:28:58,918 --> 01:29:00,628 It's locked. 1951 01:29:00,711 --> 01:29:02,338 Can I give you a hand? 1952 01:29:02,421 --> 01:29:06,425 Of course, I mean that facetiously because the hand acts as a key. 1953 01:29:06,509 --> 01:29:07,510 No, no, no! 1954 01:29:07,593 --> 01:29:09,470 - Hey! No! No! - Thanks, sis. 1955 01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:11,263 Stay away from my server. 1956 01:29:12,765 --> 01:29:14,683 - Shut it down, Tabitha! - What are you doing? 1957 01:29:14,767 --> 01:29:18,354 No, no! No! Don't do that. 1958 01:29:18,437 --> 01:29:20,898 - Oh, no! - Hug Grandpa. 1959 01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:23,150 - It's night of the living boomers. - Hugs. 1960 01:29:23,234 --> 01:29:24,610 - Dad, stop! - Hug. 1961 01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:30,824 Back! Back, you little monsters. 1962 01:29:30,908 --> 01:29:33,118 You back off, candy pants. 1963 01:29:33,911 --> 01:29:36,413 Got your nose! 1964 01:29:37,331 --> 01:29:39,458 Aw, right in the breadbasket! 1965 01:29:49,051 --> 01:29:50,594 - Knocked his block off! - Ah, poopy. 1966 01:29:50,678 --> 01:29:52,638 Tina, I think I got it. Yes! 1967 01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:54,473 Don't hit that button. Don't hit that button. 1968 01:29:56,559 --> 01:29:58,269 And... enter. 1969 01:29:58,352 --> 01:30:00,688 No, no. Stop it. Cut it out. 1970 01:30:00,771 --> 01:30:02,273 Look what you made me do. 1971 01:30:02,940 --> 01:30:03,941 The fire alarm. 1972 01:30:04,024 --> 01:30:05,109 Ah! Darn it. 1973 01:30:05,192 --> 01:30:06,777 Dad! Uncle Ted! 1974 01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:08,112 Pull the fire alarm! 1975 01:30:08,195 --> 01:30:09,613 - The girls need help. - No kissies! 1976 01:30:09,697 --> 01:30:12,032 The girls need us. 1977 01:30:12,116 --> 01:30:14,785 Time's up, halflings. 1978 01:30:15,411 --> 01:30:17,913 Great galloping gargoyles! 1979 01:30:18,706 --> 01:30:20,416 What? Where... What? 1980 01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:23,794 Tim! Get to the fire alarm! 1981 01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,170 I'll hold them back. 1982 01:30:25,254 --> 01:30:27,256 Make it rain, baby! 1983 01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:29,550 - I'm on it. - What's the matter? 1984 01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:31,719 You can't handle the awkward phase? 1985 01:30:32,970 --> 01:30:34,013 Go, Marcos! 1986 01:30:34,096 --> 01:30:35,139 Dad, go! 1987 01:30:35,222 --> 01:30:36,724 I'm back! 1988 01:30:36,807 --> 01:30:38,183 - Here we go! - Come on. 1989 01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:40,561 How about another round, ya tough guy? Come on! 1990 01:30:40,644 --> 01:30:41,854 Stop it! 1991 01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,439 I still got these. 1992 01:30:43,522 --> 01:30:44,815 You put my sister down! 1993 01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:48,193 B-Day will happen, whether you like it or not. 1994 01:30:48,277 --> 01:30:50,237 You shall not pass! 1995 01:30:50,821 --> 01:30:52,364 You shall not pass. 1996 01:30:52,448 --> 01:30:54,074 No! Stop passing. 1997 01:30:56,577 --> 01:30:58,329 Yeah, Dad! Way to go! Whoo! 1998 01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:02,249 That's it? 1999 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,709 That's right. Why, what? 2000 01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:06,420 The school's expensive. I had to cut costs someplace. 2001 01:31:07,588 --> 01:31:09,632 - Oh, no. It's not working. - Did you pull it right? 2002 01:31:09,715 --> 01:31:11,133 How else you gonna pull it? 2003 01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:14,928 You'll see I'm right. I'll show everybody. 2004 01:31:15,012 --> 01:31:18,098 The age of parents is over. 2005 01:31:23,020 --> 01:31:25,022 Yay, yay, yay. 2006 01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:28,192 Now, how about you watch me have a little toast. 2007 01:31:28,275 --> 01:31:31,278 To the baby revolution, and to me. 2008 01:31:35,032 --> 01:31:36,909 It's time for the candy volcano... 2009 01:31:36,992 --> 01:31:37,993 Oh, that's good. 2010 01:31:38,077 --> 01:31:39,703 - ...of doom! - What are you doing? 2011 01:31:39,787 --> 01:31:42,373 What are you doing? No, no! No! 2012 01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:44,792 Oh, no, no, no! 2013 01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:45,876 - No, no! - Boomshakalaka? 2014 01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,253 - Boom! - Don't do that! 2015 01:31:52,758 --> 01:31:53,926 Whoa! 2016 01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:57,388 Oh, no! Tabitha. 2017 01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:01,266 No! Someone help me, please! 2018 01:32:01,350 --> 01:32:02,976 Tabitha. Hang on! 2019 01:32:03,060 --> 01:32:05,145 Ted, I need upsies. Now! 2020 01:32:11,777 --> 01:32:13,320 Dad, help me! 2021 01:32:13,404 --> 01:32:16,323 Look at you. You're smart. You're strong. 2022 01:32:16,407 --> 01:32:17,825 You don't need parents. 2023 01:32:17,908 --> 01:32:20,119 What can they possibly offer you? 2024 01:32:20,202 --> 01:32:22,413 - How about unconditional love? - Ah! 2025 01:32:22,496 --> 01:32:24,081 - That's what. - No, no. 2026 01:32:24,164 --> 01:32:26,041 - Sayonara! - No! 2027 01:32:30,254 --> 01:32:31,839 Tabitha! 2028 01:32:35,050 --> 01:32:36,301 I'm gonna fall! 2029 01:32:36,385 --> 01:32:38,387 Tabitha! Hang on! 2030 01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:42,057 I gotcha! I gotcha! 2031 01:32:43,016 --> 01:32:45,436 Oh! I gotcha, Tabitha. 2032 01:32:49,440 --> 01:32:50,858 I gotcha. 2033 01:32:51,442 --> 01:32:52,651 That's my big brother. 2034 01:32:54,236 --> 01:32:56,613 Thanks, Marcos Lightspeed. 2035 01:33:01,869 --> 01:33:03,704 I thought we both had to grow up. 2036 01:33:03,787 --> 01:33:06,039 Well, let's not grow up too fast. 2037 01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:09,168 I love you, Dad. 2038 01:33:09,251 --> 01:33:10,878 I love you, Tabitha Templeton. 2039 01:33:10,961 --> 01:33:12,004 Aw. 2040 01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:13,464 You see that? 2041 01:33:13,547 --> 01:33:15,382 And you wanted to take it all away. 2042 01:33:15,466 --> 01:33:17,050 - Where you going? - Home. 2043 01:33:17,134 --> 01:33:20,179 You know, Doc, childhood doesn't last forever. 2044 01:33:20,262 --> 01:33:21,722 But family sure does. 2045 01:33:21,805 --> 01:33:23,474 Uncle Ted, heads-up! 2046 01:33:23,557 --> 01:33:24,933 Whoo-hoo! 2047 01:33:25,017 --> 01:33:26,477 We win! 2048 01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:29,688 Get ready to order some pizzas. 2049 01:33:40,032 --> 01:33:41,116 Whoo-hoo! 2050 01:33:42,075 --> 01:33:43,285 Cool! 2051 01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:51,168 Huzzah! 2052 01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:53,128 Huzzah! 2053 01:34:02,387 --> 01:34:03,847 Oh, sweet! 2054 01:34:03,931 --> 01:34:07,267 He who findeth, keepeth. 2055 01:34:08,519 --> 01:34:11,605 Mommy, Daddy, I missed you so much! 2056 01:34:12,231 --> 01:34:14,483 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yay! 2057 01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:15,609 Junior! 2058 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:16,693 Glue! 2059 01:34:18,111 --> 01:34:19,905 So soft. 2060 01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,114 Where are we going? 2061 01:34:21,198 --> 01:34:22,199 Not bad, Templetons. 2062 01:34:22,282 --> 01:34:24,076 Whoo-hoo! Yay, Templetons! 2063 01:34:24,159 --> 01:34:25,744 Yeah, mission accomplished. 2064 01:34:25,828 --> 01:34:28,956 And as a bonus, we stopped Armstrong too. 2065 01:34:29,039 --> 01:34:30,040 What? 2066 01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:33,085 My real mission was getting you two back together. 2067 01:34:33,168 --> 01:34:35,963 A-plus! See me after class. 2068 01:34:36,046 --> 01:34:37,673 Wait, so you never actually quit? 2069 01:34:37,756 --> 01:34:39,049 - Nope! - Huh! 2070 01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:40,175 Well played. 2071 01:34:40,259 --> 01:34:43,053 I don't like to mix the two, but I will say, it was never business. 2072 01:34:43,136 --> 01:34:44,429 It was always personal. 2073 01:34:44,513 --> 01:34:45,722 You know what, kid? 2074 01:34:45,806 --> 01:34:48,267 You're the best boss I ever had. 2075 01:34:48,350 --> 01:34:49,935 Thank you, chief. 2076 01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,229 Tim! You actually made it. 2077 01:34:52,312 --> 01:34:53,856 - Yeah. - I mean, I'd knew you'd make it. 2078 01:34:53,939 --> 01:34:55,649 - Teddy. - Teddy, you're here. 2079 01:34:55,732 --> 01:34:57,568 - And look what you're wearing. - Uh... 2080 01:34:57,651 --> 01:34:59,278 Sweetheart, I cried. 2081 01:34:59,361 --> 01:35:00,612 Then I went blank. 2082 01:35:00,696 --> 01:35:02,739 Oh, come on. Everybody get together. 2083 01:35:02,823 --> 01:35:04,408 We gotta get this. Here we go. 2084 01:35:04,491 --> 01:35:05,617 - Dad, no! - No! 2085 01:35:05,701 --> 01:35:06,535 What? 2086 01:35:08,495 --> 01:35:11,915 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 2087 01:35:11,999 --> 01:35:16,920 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 2088 01:35:19,590 --> 01:35:23,302 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 2089 01:35:23,385 --> 01:35:29,892 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 2090 01:35:29,975 --> 01:35:31,643 - Yay, Tabitha! - That was beautiful! 2091 01:35:31,727 --> 01:35:33,478 The crowd goes wild! 2092 01:35:33,562 --> 01:35:35,522 Thank you. Thank you. 2093 01:35:37,274 --> 01:35:38,483 Aw. Hey, Precious. 2094 01:35:38,567 --> 01:35:40,068 You're amazing. 2095 01:35:40,152 --> 01:35:41,862 I wish Teddy could have been here. 2096 01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:44,197 Yeah, I know. Me too. 2097 01:35:45,908 --> 01:35:47,534 Hmm. 2098 01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:51,288 Hey, I was just... 2099 01:35:58,587 --> 01:36:00,172 Merry Christmas, Tim. 2100 01:36:00,255 --> 01:36:02,591 I'm sorry I couldn't be there with you, 2101 01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:06,637 but please enjoy this inappropriately lavish gift instead. 2102 01:36:13,393 --> 01:36:16,396 You've given me the greatest gift of all. 2103 01:36:17,356 --> 01:36:18,398 You. 2104 01:36:18,482 --> 01:36:21,443 Love, the best brother in the world. 2105 01:36:22,027 --> 01:36:23,862 P.S. Duck! 2106 01:36:28,492 --> 01:36:29,868 In your face, Leslie! 2107 01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:32,579 Hey! Oh, it is on, Lindsey! 2108 01:36:32,663 --> 01:36:33,956 - No, no. Don't! - Come here! 2109 01:36:34,039 --> 01:36:35,499 Don't! I'm younger than you. 2110 01:36:35,582 --> 01:36:37,542 You're a bigger target! 2111 01:36:37,626 --> 01:36:40,212 - I got you so good! - No, you didn't! 2112 01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:42,255 - You missed me! - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 2113 01:36:42,339 --> 01:36:44,299 - Ambush. - Exactly. 2114 01:36:44,383 --> 01:36:46,134 - Ow! - Sneak attack! 2115 01:36:46,218 --> 01:36:47,970 Isn't it great to see them fighting again? 2116 01:36:48,053 --> 01:36:49,054 Oh, finally. 2117 01:36:52,057 --> 01:36:53,225 Shouldn't you pick up? 2118 01:36:53,308 --> 01:36:55,602 Nah, we got some family business. 2119 01:36:55,686 --> 01:36:57,396 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 2120 01:37:02,651 --> 01:37:04,736 Tina, we have another assignment for you. 2121 01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:06,655 I'm listening. 2122 01:37:06,738 --> 01:37:08,323 Grandma's coming in hot! 2123 01:37:08,407 --> 01:37:09,658 You want some of Grandpa? 2124 01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:11,618 - Everyone, get Tagalong-Teddy! - Gotcha! 2125 01:37:11,702 --> 01:37:13,495 - It's true. - Not in the face! 2126 01:37:13,578 --> 01:37:15,080 - You can't stop time. - It's cold! 2127 01:37:15,163 --> 01:37:17,666 But every once in a while, you get a second chance. 2128 01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:20,168 - I'm gonna get you! - So even though you're only a kid once... 2129 01:37:20,252 --> 01:37:23,046 - Okay, you got me! - Well, unless you get to be a kid twice, 2130 01:37:23,130 --> 01:37:25,132 which is really weird, to be honest, 2131 01:37:25,215 --> 01:37:26,550 but the point is 2132 01:37:26,633 --> 01:37:28,176 you have to grow up sometime. 2133 01:37:29,761 --> 01:37:32,097 And you should always be nice to your brother. 2134 01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:34,599 Ah, that was really sweet, Daddy. 2135 01:37:34,683 --> 01:37:36,268 That'll be great for my report. 2136 01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:38,770 Okay. So, that's it then. 2137 01:37:38,854 --> 01:37:41,273 Well, actually, there's one more little thing. 2138 01:37:56,830 --> 01:37:57,831 Mama? 2139 01:37:58,582 --> 01:38:00,167 - Papa? - Wha... 2140 01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:02,878 My son! 2141 01:38:03,503 --> 01:38:05,338 Oh. 2142 01:38:05,422 --> 01:38:06,506 Oh, yes! 2143 01:38:06,590 --> 01:38:07,883 You came home! 2144 01:38:07,966 --> 01:38:09,760 Oh, yeah. Right. 2145 01:38:10,469 --> 01:38:11,845 Okay, Pops. Now. 2146 01:38:11,928 --> 01:38:13,555 The end. 2147 01:39:10,028 --> 01:39:12,072 ♪ Catch my eye ♪ 2148 01:39:12,656 --> 01:39:14,908 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 2149 01:39:15,784 --> 01:39:20,372 ♪ This bond is tighter Than we ever planned ♪ 2150 01:39:21,039 --> 01:39:23,208 ♪ Give me courage ♪ 2151 01:39:23,291 --> 01:39:25,961 ♪ So I can land ♪ 2152 01:39:26,044 --> 01:39:29,422 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 2153 01:39:29,506 --> 01:39:33,218 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 2154 01:39:34,594 --> 01:39:36,638 ♪ Climb with me ♪ 2155 01:39:37,180 --> 01:39:39,474 ♪ Share my dreams ♪ 2156 01:39:40,517 --> 01:39:44,813 ♪ Tomorrow's brighter Than it's ever been ♪ 2157 01:39:45,689 --> 01:39:48,024 ♪ Fear no danger ♪ 2158 01:39:48,108 --> 01:39:50,527 ♪ Make big plans ♪ 2159 01:39:50,610 --> 01:39:53,989 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 2160 01:39:54,072 --> 01:39:58,076 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 2161 01:39:59,035 --> 01:40:02,122 ♪ Laugh and cry with me ♪ 2162 01:40:02,205 --> 01:40:04,541 ♪ Fly that high with me ♪ 2163 01:40:04,624 --> 01:40:07,335 ♪ See the sunset and the sunrise ♪ 2164 01:40:07,419 --> 01:40:09,921 ♪ The world looks so good Through our eyes ♪ 2165 01:40:10,005 --> 01:40:14,259 ♪ Like the moon and stars at night ♪ 2166 01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:17,512 ♪ Rest your head ♪ 2167 01:40:18,263 --> 01:40:20,599 ♪ Tell me your thoughts ♪ 2168 01:40:21,349 --> 01:40:26,354 ♪ Everything I haven't called mine Is all yours ♪ 2169 01:40:26,438 --> 01:40:28,481 ♪ Sail that ocean ♪ 2170 01:40:29,149 --> 01:40:31,484 ♪ Find that sand ♪ 2171 01:40:31,568 --> 01:40:34,946 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 2172 01:40:35,030 --> 01:40:39,367 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 2173 01:40:59,054 --> 01:41:01,056 ♪ Reach with me ♪ 2174 01:41:01,723 --> 01:41:04,142 ♪ See the sky ♪ 2175 01:41:04,935 --> 01:41:09,898 ♪ I'll always be here For the rest of your life ♪ 2176 01:41:09,981 --> 01:41:12,150 ♪ Side by side ♪ 2177 01:41:12,817 --> 01:41:15,237 ♪ Hand in hand ♪ 2178 01:41:15,820 --> 01:41:20,909 ♪ We speak a language No one else can understand ♪ 2179 01:41:20,992 --> 01:41:23,078 ♪ Hear those cheers ♪ 2180 01:41:23,745 --> 01:41:26,081 ♪ Strike up the band ♪ 2181 01:41:26,164 --> 01:41:29,501 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 2182 01:41:29,584 --> 01:41:34,714 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 2183 01:41:37,092 --> 01:41:41,221 ♪ We know that divided we'll fall ♪ 2184 01:41:41,304 --> 01:41:47,936 ♪ So together we stand ♪ 154524