All language subtitles for The Nanny s06 e22

All right, sweetheart,
everything's gonna be okay.

You just... Just relax.
Just breathe and relax.

Dr. Reynolds is on her way in.

Now, Mrs. Sheffield, we're gonna
get you a little something
for your pain.

Not little, honey. I wanna be
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."

Mr. Sheffield, if you'll come
with me, I need you
to fill out some forms.

Oh, okay. I'll be with you
in a minute.
Sweetie, I'll be right back.

Now, is there anything
I can get you before I go?

Well, I suppose it's too late
for a surrogate mother.

[Maxwell chuckles]

-Oh, just a little bit,
I'm afraid.
-Oh, honey.

Oh, hi, Ma.

Oh, darling. Look at this.

Three generations of Fine women.

We are leaving
an enormous legacy behind.

I think it's more
an enormous behind
we're leaving as a legacy.

-How are you doing, baby?
-Okay.

I'm just a little scared.

Oy, I think
it's gonna hurt, Yetta.

Oh, what's to be scared about?

-Look what came out of me.
-[Fran] Oh. [laughs]

♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪

This is so exciting.
I can't wait
until I get pregnant.

Oh, yes, you can.

So, Dad, what do you think
the twins are gonna look like?

Oh, Brighton, it doesn't matter
who the babies look like.

So long as they're happy
and healthy and sound like me.

[Niles] Oh, God.

[loudly] Oh, God.

Sir, I think the gentleman
sitting over there

is trying to get your attention.

Oh, God!

All right, old man,
what's the matter?

-Where's... Where's C.C.?
-Seeing a doctor.

Trying to find out
why she hasn't stopped vomiting
since I proposed to her.

You think maybe
it's happy vomit?

Niles, C.C.'s fine.
She's just
a little nervous, that's all.

-Put yourself in her shoes.
-Oh, I can't, they're too big.

Hey, that's my future wife
you're laughing at
and I don't dig it.

Listen, Val,
Maxwell and I were talking

and, well, we decided that
we would be honored

if you would be
the twins' godmother.

You'd be honored?
You know how all our girlfriends

-always wanted to be Cinderella?
-Yeah.

But I always wanted to be
the fairy godmother.

Uh, Val, you do understand,

that this doesn't come with
special powers
or wands or anything.

I know.

Nanny Fine, I'm afraid
I'm making a terrible mistake.

I was throwing up
before I said yes to Niles,

after I said yes to Niles.

What if this feeling
never stops?

Think how thin you'll be.

I'm just not sure
I'm making the right decision.

[screaming]

I'm sorry, that was
another contraction.

You see,
I'm over here having twins,

and I happen to be
in excruciating pain,

but please,
keep talking about yourself.

Well, I mean,
I really do love Niles,
and I can't wait to marry him,

because I cannot live
with this nausea another moment.

Okay, there are
your wedding vows.

Maybe we should just elope
and get this whole
damn wedding thing over with.

And there are
your announcements.

Would you listen to me?
As soon as you say, "I do,"
your angst will disappear.

We can't get married
without you and Maxwell there.

And the children. I mean,
you know how close I am to them.

Who? Macy, Bob, and Nancy?

Yes.

I want you all there.

[groaning in pain]

Shh! I'm trying to think here.

Oh, Nanny Fine, I am sorry.
I'm being so inconsiderate. Oh!

Well, you know what?
I am done talking about me.

The rest of the day
is about you, you, you.

I don't care how nauseous I am.

I am not going to steal
your thunder
for one more moment.

We are gathered here today

to bring together two people
in the bonds of holy matrimony.

Come on, this is insane.
Her contractions are only
two minutes apart.

Yeah, well,
I'm dehydrating here.
Move it along,Padre.

-[Fran groaning in pain]
-Uh, C.C. and Niles have asked

to express their love for
one another in their own words.

Oy!

Funny, that's the same sound
I made the first time I saw you.

I remember it perfectly.

The year was 1962

and four young hopefuls
from Liverpool were just about--

Skip to the '90s!

Did they pop out yet?

Stanley, where's Morty already?

He's waiting for
my parking space.

Uncle Stanley, why didn't you
give him your space?

He's my father.
He should be here.

What am I? Chopped liver?

Just breathe.
Just breathe, darling.
Visualize.

Visualize mountains.
Visualize the ocean.
A swaying palm.

It's not working.
It's not working.

All right, well,
how about Loehmann's?

You're alone in the store
with your own price gun.

[sighs in relief]

I'm dying here,Monsignor!

Do you, Niles,
take Chastity Claire to be
your lawfully wedded wife?

[all] Chastity Claire?

Oh, that's a beautiful name.

Okely-dokely, we're about to
have two more guests
at the wedding.

-Say I do!
-I do!

-Push!
-And do you,
Chastity Claire, take--

I do! I do!

I now pronounce you
man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.

Nanny Fine, you were right.

I don't feel like
I'm gonna throw up anymore.

[angrily]
I'm so freaking happy for you.

[groaning in pain]

All right, sweetheart,
we're alone now.
Just you and me, honey.

Everyone else is gone.
Now, push, sweetheart, push!

Don't tell me what to do!

-Push, Fran.
-Okay, Dr. Reynolds.

That's it, honey. That's it.
That's it. That's it, honey.

-A little more. A little more.
-[Dr. Reynolds]
Here comes the first one.

-Just a little more.
Again, again, again.
-Here he comes.

Okay. Okay, he's coming.

He's coming. He's coming, honey.
He's coming.

-Say hello to your little boy.
-[Maxwell] He's beautiful.
He's just beautiful.

Okay. He's got...
He's perfect.

He's got like 10 little fingers
and 10 little toes.

And the one little--

Well, don't you worry, son,
from an acorn
grows a mighty oak.

[Dr. Reynolds]
Fran, you're doing
a wonderful job.

I just need one more push
to get the next one out
and we'll be all done.

One, two, three.

"Three?" Did she say, "Three"?
Who said anything about "three"?

Now, darling, push. Push!

-Push.
-She said it.

[screaming]

-That's it. That's it, darling.
-[Dr. Reynolds] Oh, my,
I can see your little girl.

There's her head
and her shoulders and...

-Come on.
-Oh, my God, she's got
my mother's hips!

Say hello to your little girl.

Oh, God, she's gorgeous.

-Oh, she looks...
She looks just like you.
-Oh, sweetie.

[baby crying]

She sounds like me too.

Isn't that...

Isn't nice.

Oh, Doctor.

Doctor, can I hold my babies?

Oh, yes, you can.

Okay, you two,
say hello to Mommy and Daddy.

Oh, my God.
Hello, my darling child.

Here's your mommy.
There's your mama.

Hello, sweetie.

Oh, my God, they're beautiful.

-Hi, sweetie. Hi, sweetie.
-Oh, my darling.

Do you have any idea
how much I love you?

And I love you.

Sweetie...

what do you think if we named
the boy Jonah Samuel

after my great-grandfather?

And we name
the girl Eve Catherine

after your great-grandmother?

I think that's a lovely idea.

-Can I see my grandchildren?
-Oh, yes, Sylvia,
of course, come on in.

Oh, my God, how precious.

Oh, I could eat him up.

Get him away from my mother.

Nanny Fine, you were right.

I feel so much better.

And, oh, you have two beautiful,
healthy babies.

Oh, now Danny,
Jennifer, and Howie

have a little
brother and sister.

I'm sorry to intrude.

-Is Chastity Claire--
-Oh, hi. Yes, Dr. Taylor.

Hi. Just want you to know I have
the results of your tests
and everything's all right.

Oh, I know. I feel much better.

We figured out
what was causing my nausea.

Well, your intuition was right.

Congratulations.
You're pregnant.

-Boy, that Eve sure can eat.
-Yeah.

Oh, and she's
so blond and chubby.

And those hips.

[both] We know.

[woman]
Flight 602 to Paris
is now boarding.

Oh, you guys, I am so happy
that you're both going to
Europe together.

Oh, well, she's only going
because Michael's got that
modeling job in Venice.

I can take care of myself.

Then how come you begged me
to go to France with you?

I'm scared of the Paris people.

Brighton, you...
Are you sure you packed enough?

I can't see how you could
possibly get everything
you need in one tiny backpack.

Dad, I wanna rough it.

And he's only taking two pair
of Ralph Lauren jeans

and a Versace belt
in his Prada knapsack.

Flight 602 to Paris
is now boarding rows 12 to 32.

Well, I guess that's us.

Listen, your father and I
want you to know
how much we love you guys

and how proud we are
of the two of you.

And we're all gonna be together
on Fourth of July,

so this isn't really goodbye.
It's justau revoir.

It's all right.
A couple of months, and we'll
all be together in California

-celebrating the holidays.
-Yeah.

Don't go!

-Oh, now, darling.
-Oh, I tried to be strong

-but they need their mother.
-Oh, come on, come on.

Honey, I haven't had enough time
with them yet.

If there's anything you need,
anything at all,

you just call us,
day or night, anytime.

Even if it's just to say hello.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Flight 602 to Paris
has been canceled

due to the fact that
I'm gonna miss my babies!

Come on, darling.
Come on, they'll be fine.

-Oh, I love you, Fran.
-Oh, me too, sweetie. Mmm.

-Fran, I think
you know how I feel.
-I love you too, son.

-Oy, you be careful.
-Oh, come here, you.

-I'm gonna miss you.
-I'll miss you too.

All right, now,
I'm gonna e-mail every day,
of course, until I meet a girl,

in which case, I'll really have
no time for you, so...

So I'll hear from you every day.

-Well, we gotta go.
-Off you go then.

-Okay. All right.
-Have a good flight.

Have fun, you guys.

-Bye.
-[Maggie] Bye.

-Love you.
-Bye now.

Sweetheart, they've already been
in Paris for over an hour now.

Really?

And have you gotten a call?

Niles, from now on,
stay out of my luggage.

I don't like my underwear
ironed and folded.

I'm sorry, but when I got
a load of the size of them,

I thought they were mine.

Would you listen to us?
Married and a baby on the way.

I think it's really softened us.

What's the matter, sweetie?
You seem so quiet lately.

Well, I never thought
I'd say this,

but I actually miss Brighton.

Aww.

I mean, just having him around
makes me feel so much smarter.

I know how you feel.
He's your Val.

Fran, do you think
I'll fit in in California?

Oh, sweetie.

You've got style.
You've got flair.

That's what
I got from the nanny.

You're gonna be just fine.

You know, one door closes,
another one opens.

Well, as Plato said
in his observation of life,

"All is flux
and nothing stays still."

Honey, you know,
you don't need Brighton.

You're gonna look
plenty smart around me.

Okay, sweetheart, ready to go?

Your parents are in the car,
luggage is loaded.

-You all right?
-Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just gonna walk
around a little.

Make sure we didn't
forget anything.

Okay, well, let me
put him in the car.

-Okay. Watch his head.
-Okay, I've got him.
There we go.

-Love you.
-[chuckles]

I love you more.

[chuckles]

Oh...

Oh.

♪ Memories ♪

♪ Like the chorus
Of my mind... ♪

"'F' is for the fun
we have together.

'R' is for the rummy
that we play.

'A' is for the answers
to my questions.

And 'N' is for
the nasal things you say."

♪ Scarlet pictures... ♪

[cloth rips]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

Bellboy.

Brunette.

Oy!

-Are you okay?
-Wilbur?

No. It's me. Miss Fine.

♪ We've written every line ♪

♪If we have a chance
To do it all again

-No, stop it! No!
-[Fran screaming]

Stop! Stop!

No! No!

♪ Memories ♪

♪They may be beautiful...

Have I let my judgment
be impaired by my feelings
for Miss Fine?

-What feelings are those, sir?
-Well, you know.

-No, I don't, sir.
-Oh, come on, Niles.

Oh, but you'd feel
so much better
if you just said it.

Oh, perhaps you're right.

Maybe I should just
admit that I--

-[Fran] Knock, knock.
-Oh, wait!

♪ So it's the laughter ♪

♪We will remember...

What's that?

That's the nanny.

♪ The way we were ♪

♪ The way we were ♪

[vocalizing]

Oh, Frannie.

It's such a beautiful place.

Yes.

So much nicer than the one
you had in New York.

Love you.

[sighs]

[sighs]

-[audience cheering]
-[man] As Yetta Rosenberg,
Miss Ann Guilbert.

[cheering]

Val Toriello,
Miss Rachel Chagall.

Sylvia Fine, Miss Renee Taylor.

Grace Sheffield,
Miss Madeline Zima.

Brighton Sheffield,
Mr. Benjamin Salisbury.

Maggie Sheffield,
Miss Nicholle Tom.

C.C. Babcock, Miss Lauren Lane.

Niles the Butler,
Mr. Daniel Davis.

[cheering continues]

Maxwell Sheffield,
Mr. Charles Shaughnessy.

And the Nanny,
Miss Fran Drescher.

Thank you.

Thank you, everybody.
Thank you so much.

Everyone here atThe Nanny
wanna thank you

for inviting us into your homes.

We appreciate the privilege
of being able to entertain you.

The entire cast and crew
and staff ofThe Nanny

just love you for all your
continued love and support

throughout these six years.

You will long be remembered.

-And so would you.
-Yes. Absolutely.

[cheering]

With much gratitude,
thank you very, very much.

God bless and think peace.
Good night, everybody.

[theme music ends]