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Honestly, such a
thrill to be here.
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- I'm a huge fan.
- Oh, you're sweet.
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I'm a fan of yours.
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So "Siege on Olympus."
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This must be so
exciting for you both.
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How's it feel?
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Yeah, just incredible.
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Um, I mean, it
really takes a team
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to put together
something like this.
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And I am just so happy
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and proud of everyone involved.
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- And I feel nothing.
- [awkward laughter]
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There's been a lot of
talk about the chemistry
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that your characters
have on screen.
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- What's the secret there?
- I, uh...
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Well, I guess we're
just good at our jobs.
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- [chuckles lightly]
- Yeah.
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I mean, we have had
sex a couple of times.
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[forced laughter]
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He's such a laugh!
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It's actually pretty
common on set.
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Everyone's fucking.
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I mean, in our case,
I think it's that
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Sophie and I are fundamentally
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incompatible.
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And we realized that actually,
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we don't really like each other.
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That... I can cut that bit out.
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No, that was fun. Keep it in.
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I thought it was fun.
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It was so nice to meet you.
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Okay, bye. Thank you.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[door clicks]
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[exhales]
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Ow!
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You are too strong to do that.
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[sighs] That was not okay.
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Look, I'm sorry if I'm
not gonna play along
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with your
media-baiting bullshit.
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Honestly, no one cares if you
think you're too good for this.
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You're an actor.
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This is your job.
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Poor you.
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I honestly don't know
what's going on with you.
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And I don't even care.
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Okay.
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[phone buzzing]
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Also, we only had sex twice.
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And both times were
absolutely fine.
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Hi!
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Hi, I was literally
just talking about you.
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How are you?
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[bouncy piano music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hello.
- [chuckles nervously]
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Hi.
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I donated a couple
of bags of clothes
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a few weeks ago.
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I was just wondering... I just
never see them on the display.
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Why?
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'Cause I live in the area,
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and I always have a little peek
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to see what's... What's
going on in the window.
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And I... I know that I donated
some pretty nice stuff, so...
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- Breakup?
- Sorry?
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We get a lot of
donations after breakups.
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Or breakdowns.
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Keira Knightley coming
in once just weeping.
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Donated free "Pirates of
the Caribbean" box sets.
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Wow. Did she?
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That's... yeah, wow.
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My heart goes out to Keira.
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But, um, I haven't...
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I haven't broken up
with anyone, so...
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I'm of sound mind!
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I can't give them back to you,
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if that's what you're asking.
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That's not what I'm... sorry.
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Okay... ugh! I feel like
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I'm not explaining myself here.
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We're kind of
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ships in the night here,
communication-wise.
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I-I just know that you
change your window displays
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really... like, quite often.
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And I never see my clothes.
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And I think they
really do deserve
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to be up there, you know?
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Once you donate the
goods, it's our discretion
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as to how we sell them.
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Okay.
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Great use of the word
"discretion" there.
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Mm-hmm.
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♪ ♪
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[chuckles]
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This is nice, actually.
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I just... you and
I, we never do this.
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We're never just hanging out,
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just like, you know, pals.
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It feels like fun
and illegal somehow.
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You mean, like, in a
pedophile kind of way?
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You think me having you
over makes me a predator?
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No, I mean, 'cause
you're my boss.
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I mean, I'm not that
much older than you.
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It's not like I'm old
enough to be your mother.
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I know, but...
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It would have ruined my life.
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Ruined my life!
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- Have I missed something?
- Are you okay?
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I'm sorry. I... I'm not okay.
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Uh, and if I'm being
honest, I'm upset.
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Oh, I'm sorry...
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- With you.
- With me?
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When I hired you,
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I knew you were a risk.
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I mean, you were
wearing ballerina flats
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and you didn't "believe
in peanut allergies."
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- I'm still 50/50 on that.
- But you know what?
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I liked you.
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You're not an
idiot, and, I mean,
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you pose absolutely no
threat to my marriage.
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- Jeez.
- What I'm trying to say is,
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this cannot continue.
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- Okay, can I just interrupt...
- No, no. No, no.
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- I need to say...
- I need to say my piece, okay?
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Because I feel like
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I know where this
conversation is going.
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I love this job, okay?
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And I know that I'm not the
most conventional nanny,
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and I know the kids can say
a lot of things about me,
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but I feel like what's
really important to remember
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is that kids lie.
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A lot, you know?
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And I'm the fun
one! I'm fun Jessie!
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You know, like, and
you need a fun nanny.
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And, okay, of course, I haven't
been that much fun lately.
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I'll be the first to admit that.
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And I... I've just been
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going through a lot
of stuff personally,
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but I know for a fact
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it is actually good for
a child's development
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to see an adult
cry at a young age.
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I fully know that
I need to step up,
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and I'm gonna do that.
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I'm gonna be more professional.
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I'm gonna be on time.
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I'm gonna be...
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I'm gonna be there.
I'm gonna be on it.
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So you don't need to worry.
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It's okay. It's totally fine.
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[exhales]
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Thank you for listening.
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This is not a warning thing.
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You're fired.
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I am firing you.
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Oh, God!
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That felt so good
getting that out.
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I have been anxious about this
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for weeks!
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[exhales]
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♪ ♪
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Do you want a scone?
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[sighs] Yes, please.
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[hushed chatter] [groans]
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Why do they make these
so hard to get to?
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[grunts] Okay.
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[exhales]
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Oh, I can't wait for that film.
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[forced laughter]
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Okay.
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- Whoops!
- Oh, God.
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- [bell dings]
- Sorry.
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Okay, sorry.
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Quick survey.
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Who here is
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working on their screenplay?
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Well, anyone?
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Yeah? Don't be shy.
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Yeah, yeah. Hands up.
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That's great. That's so good.
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Okay.
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Up!
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Up you get. Get out.
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- No, she's joking.
- I'm not.
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I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding!
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I'm not joking.
I'm deadly ser...
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Get out. Get out!
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What do you not
understand about "up"?
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Where's the broom? Okay. Here.
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Get out. Shoo! Shoo. Shoo.
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We are here to sell
tickets, not to inspire you.
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We are a business!
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Take a little walk.
Take a little walk.
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[groans] Okay, here we go.
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[hisses]
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- What are you writing?
- Just some ideas.
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Let me see.
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"Toothbrush with a
tiny speaker in it."
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You need to go for a walk.
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So you could listen to music
while you brush your teeth.
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Sorry. What was that?
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Both: So you could
listen to music
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- while you brush your teeth.
- Mm-mm. No.
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Get out. Get out.
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That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
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In my life!
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Bye-bye! [Sighs]
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I see you here all the time,
so you can actually stay.
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'Cause it's just nice seeing
women in the cinema, you know?
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- Okay, cool.
- I'm just editing my vlog.
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Oh, I wish you hadn't said that.
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'Cause, yeah, you
have to leave now.
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Because I don't like
that. I don't like it.
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Please... please leave. Yeah.
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Laters! [imitates
trumpet tooting]
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She's off. Whoo!
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And let that be a
lesson to you all!
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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- I'm just at work.
- Just... just working.
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Well, it's a pretty slow day,
so you can probably go home.
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I know you've been avoiding me,
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and I know why you're angry.
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It was a very
awkward conversation.
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I was... flustered.
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And if you asked him
what I said, technically,
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I didn't say you
had a boyfriend.
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It's not about that.
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I don't care what he thinks.
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It just wasn't your
place to say anything.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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It's fine. It's fine.
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Have you seen him again?
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No.
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I am actually glad you
brought this up, though,
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because I am seeing someone new.
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I wanted you to be
the first to know.
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He's called the Babadook.
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He's got a top hat. He's
really good with kids.
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- You know?
- Look.
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Can I say something?
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No.
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No?
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I like you.
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No! No.
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- Excuse me?
- I reject that.
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I just reject everything
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about what you just said.
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It's actually very hard
for me to say that.
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You have a crush. That's fine.
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That's totally fine.
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I had a crush on a guy I saw
using a leaf blower yesterday.
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It's more than a crush.
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Okay, Mandy Moore.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Okay, before you decide
this is how you wanna feel,
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how about you write a list
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of everything that you
don't like about me?
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- But I like...
- everything about you!
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You know that's not true.
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Last year, Christmas
party, you got super drunk.
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You told me I was stacking
the drinks cups wrong.
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00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,976
There's your first
thing for the list.
265
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,416
Yeah, because I was
trying to help you
266
00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,920
- stack the cups properly.
- Whatever.
267
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,440
Also, I clearly had
a system for that
268
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,096
and you just obviously
didn't understand it,
269
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,840
because we'd use the
large ones first,
270
00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,480
so they obviously go
on the left, and...
271
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,880
Don't write that one down.
272
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,120
Actually, do not
write that one down.
273
00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,520
'Cause I was right,
274
00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,840
and I'm gonna reinstate that.
275
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:18,200
[panting]
276
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,120
Okay. Okay.
277
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,240
I don't wanna sound ungrateful
for this job, but...
278
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,720
- Here she goes.
- London is fucked.
279
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,880
And everyone here...
can get fucked.
280
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,360
Whoo! She's in a mood.
281
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,360
Why would anyone
choose to live here?
282
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,800
If it's good enough for Rihanna,
283
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,080
it's good enough for you.
284
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,840
Okay, I forgot she
lived here for a bit.
285
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,120
Yeah, it's so sick. Oh!
286
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,880
This is for last
week, before I forget.
287
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,960
[panting]
288
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,440
What?
289
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,840
This is so... This
is so much money.
290
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,600
I told you, there's some
serious cash in the flower biz.
291
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,720
I've never held this much
money before in my life.
292
00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,880
What do you do with it?
293
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,456
I'll buy stocks. Is
that what people do?
294
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,960
[gasps] I should buy stocks.
295
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,816
Hey, you still got a few
more deliveries first,
296
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,080
my little Wolf of Wall Street.
297
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,240
- Let's get you going.
- [howls]
298
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,000
You like that? Wolf
of Wall Street.
299
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,360
- It sounds good.
- Okay!
300
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,600
That's the spirit.
301
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,840
Oh...
302
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,080
All right. Good luck.
303
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,720
All right. Okay.
304
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,520
- Bye.
- See ya.
305
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,600
Bye-bye.
306
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,480
Hello? I...
307
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,960
Hello?
308
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,880
I have a flower
delivery for you.
309
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,720
[bike clatters]
310
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,360
[grunting]
311
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,480
[car horn honks]
312
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,720
I am going as fast as I can!
313
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,496
[car horn honks] Fuck off, dude!
314
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,520
[sighs] Okay.
315
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,720
Sorry. I have flowers
316
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,440
from someone who loves you.
317
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,880
Can you just buzz me? [Groans]
318
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,440
Oh, my God.
319
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,720
[bike bell chimes]
320
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,000
How does a bike get a ticket?
321
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,760
"Polite notice," my fucking ass.
322
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,640
[panting]
323
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,080
Are you fucking kidding me?
324
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,080
[upbeat piano music]
325
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:13,120
♪ ♪
326
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,600
- Hello.
- Hello again.
327
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,200
Yes. Okay.
328
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,200
Well, um, I would actually like
329
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,320
to lay a complaint
with your boss.
330
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,480
I am the boss.
331
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,360
Congratulations.
332
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,216
Well, I would like to lay
a complaint with you, then,
333
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,520
because you were wrong.
334
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,000
I haven't gone
through a breakup.
335
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,840
I haven't gone through
a breakup because
336
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,176
you have to be with someone in
order to break up with them.
337
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,720
And that... I'm not...
That's not ha...
338
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,000
I didn't do that.
339
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,240
That wasn't me,
so you were wrong
340
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,120
and quite... Quite
rude, actually.
341
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,640
Right.
342
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,840
Yeah.
343
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,080
Also, I would like to
purchase my clothes back.
344
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,840
I can't stop you
from doing that.
345
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,200
No, you cannot.
346
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,600
[huffs]
347
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,440
Where are they?
348
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,600
Over there.
349
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,520
[chuckles] Okay.
350
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,360
Well,
351
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,840
being the generous member
of the community that I am,
352
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,840
and considering this
is a charity shop,
353
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,600
I am more than willing to
pay double for those clothes.
354
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,200
Oh, you've come into some money.
355
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,120
Yes, I have.
356
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,840
Yes, I have. [Chuckles]
357
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,240
I have, actually.
358
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,240
I have.
359
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,960
No.
360
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,720
No. No!
361
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,840
No, no.
362
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,880
This has been a
real roller coaster.
363
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,240
Fuck.
364
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,720
Fuck. Fuck.
365
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,840
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! [Sighs]
366
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,080
- It's not in there.
- Then check your bag!
367
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,360
Why would I check my bag?
368
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,056
I specifically remember
giving it to you.
369
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,200
- Then you rode off with it.
- Yeah. Okay.
370
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,120
You check your pockets?
371
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,880
Of course I checked
my fucking pockets!
372
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,480
All right! Don't go off at me.
373
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,960
Fuck!
374
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,480
Whoa! Stop!
375
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,296
Why would you give it to
me this time of the day?
376
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,696
It's like you don't
even know who I am.
377
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,000
Of course this was gonna happen.
378
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,240
Now it's my fault?
379
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,640
It's... it's
England's fault, okay?
380
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,840
And you're a part of that, so...
381
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,600
I have to go to my other
job, which I'm late for.
382
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,240
Well, good riddance, 'cause
you're sacked from this one!
383
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,320
- You can't sack me!
- I don't work for you!
384
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,480
- Hit the showers!
- You need to cool off, bitch!
385
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,320
I am so sorry I'm late.
386
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,120
Oh, um, you're not late.
387
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,720
- [chuckles]
- Oh, my God.
388
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,240
Good thing you're here, though.
389
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,480
- I have the list.
- What?
390
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,440
The list of things I
don't like about you.
391
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,600
- Oh, yeah.
- Today's not a great day...
392
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,640
You're a snob.
393
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,000
You're stubborn.
394
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,480
You're insanely competitive.
395
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,096
You've got us banned
from most pub quizzes
396
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,720
in a five-mile
radius of this place.
397
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,240
You blame most
things on capitalism
398
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,040
even though you buy a
lot of things online,
399
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,976
and I know that because you
get most of it sent here,
400
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,720
which is against work policy.
401
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,056
Sometimes you pretend to see
films when you clearly haven't
402
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,360
just to seem smart.
403
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,000
Bod... poser? What was that one?
404
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,480
Oh, bad posture.
Yeah, that's it.
405
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,840
Bad posture.
406
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,360
You can hit me quite
hard sometimes,
407
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,816
and even though I
know you're joking,
408
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,480
it's still technically assault.
409
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,240
Sometimes you're mean, you
give the worst apologies,
410
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,960
you give really bad hugs,
411
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,720
and you wear too much perfume.
412
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,840
Sometimes.
413
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,200
And... that's it.
414
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,600
Was that enough?
415
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,520
Yeah, I reckon.
416
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,640
Do you feel better now?
417
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,720
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
418
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,880
I don't feel
anything for you now.
419
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,440
Cool.
420
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,200
Great.
421
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,600
What are you doing here?
422
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,240
I have no idea.
423
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,080
I just spent a day
doing a shitty job,
424
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,120
because I can't
afford not to do it,
425
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,080
because I just got fired
from my other shit job.
426
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,640
So... I'm busting my ass
427
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,200
to stay in the city
I'm not even from.
428
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,600
Like, I... I didn't
choose to move here.
429
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,840
Obviously, I moved
here because of,
430
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,720
you know, and...
that didn't work out.
431
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,000
So I decided to stay,
432
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,240
and I don't know why I did,
433
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,120
because I fucking hate it
here half the time anyway.
434
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,000
People are so... mean here.
435
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,360
The air is literally poison.
436
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,720
Everyone I know here
is an alcoholic.
437
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,456
Everyone's like, "Oh,
go overseas, Jessie.
438
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,440
Do your overseas experience.
It's gonna be great,"
439
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,840
which is fine.
That's totally fine,
440
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:48,440
but I don't anything to
show for my time here.
441
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,360
I work at a cinema for
442
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,360
pretty much no money,
443
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,840
I haven't done anything.
444
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,120
I haven't done anything.
445
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,000
And I'm old now. I'm so old!
446
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,240
I'm 28!
447
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,200
I mean, I thought
that I would at least
448
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,000
have been divorced by now.
449
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,720
At least be with someone.
450
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,480
It's not like I have
any family here either.
451
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,040
[sighs]
452
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,080
I don't have a person.
453
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,480
I mean, Kate is my
emergency contact.
454
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,800
Kate.
455
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,240
Do you know how scary it is
456
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,560
to have Kate as your
emergency contact?
457
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,880
And I know as I'm
saying it out loud,
458
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,440
I can feel myself... I feel
like a whiny piece of shit.
459
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,160
I can hear that, but I...
460
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,400
I know it's my own fault.
461
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,040
It's my own fault that I'm here.
462
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,960
And that I'm me.
463
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,160
And this is my life.
464
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,640
And then, I have bod poser.
465
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,560
I-I actually meant,
why are you here?
466
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,560
'Cause
467
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,480
you're not rostered on tonight.
468
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,760
[laughs]
469
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,640
Fucking hell.
470
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,520
Oh, my God.
471
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,280
I'm sorry. I've had
a really bad day.
472
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,640
- [groans]
- Oh, mate.
473
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,520
[chuckles]
474
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,696
Also, I didn't get us banned
from that last pub quiz.
475
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,240
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
476
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,520
'Cause he was a dick.
477
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,240
Jessie, you yelled
at the quizmaster.
478
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,240
- Yeah, but he...
- He deserved it. [Chuckles]
479
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,720
That list was savage.
480
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,280
You told me to do it.
481
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,936
No, but I thought at
least it would have,
482
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,400
like, a fun twist at the end.
483
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,000
[both laugh]
484
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,720
I can't believe you're
over me already.
485
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,720
Sorry.
486
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,880
- I was kidding.
- Sorry.
487
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,000
Ow?
488
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,440
[knocks on door]
489
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,560
Why are you knocking?
490
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,000
'Cause I'm afraid.
491
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,400
[sighs]
492
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,720
Come in here.
493
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,960
Sorry I was a bitch.
494
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Good.
495
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,520
Because I brought you a present.
496
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,640
[chuckles]
497
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,880
Oh, my... oh, Kate.
498
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,320
I didn't even want any of these.
499
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,880
Well, neither did the
general public apparently.
500
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,480
They were a steal.
501
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,800
Like, so cheap.
502
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,040
- Great.
- [chuckles]
503
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,240
I feel sad.
504
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,680
What's going on, then?
505
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,720
I think I have to go home.
506
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,320
You are home.
507
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,200
"Home" home.
508
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,640
Well, um, you can't.
509
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,160
I burned your passport.
510
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,880
[both chuckle]
511
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,000
Like, I want to go home.
512
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,680
Right.
513
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,560
[sighs]
514
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,520
You can't go!
515
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,040
What am I gonna do?
516
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,760
You survived before I got here.
517
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,040
Well, I don't want
some random weirdo
518
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,320
living in your room.
519
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,736
I'll get someone
nice, and normal,
520
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,800
and really hot.
521
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,480
You're really hot.
522
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,080
Well, someone who
could pay rent.
523
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,920
- That'd be nice.
- [chuckles]
524
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,080
If you go, you'll
forget about me.
525
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,896
You're not gonna remember
me when you're old.
526
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,160
Yeah, I'll try
really hard not to.
527
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,880
[both chuckle]
528
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,720
My dear, remember
those heady days
529
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,400
when your gorgeous flatmate
530
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,720
brought you back these clothes
you never even cared for?
531
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,400
How could I forget the
most utterly charming?
532
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,240
My darling, weren't
our 20s outrageous?
533
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,240
You bedded a damn movie star
534
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,560
and tossed him aside
like a plaything.
535
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,560
[both chuckle]
536
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,720
I'm gonna miss you.
537
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,160
I know.
538
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,760
I'm great.
539
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,480
[both chuckle]
540
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,720
You want a tea?
541
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,320
Yes, please.
542
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,320
[melancholy music]
543
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:20,400
♪ ♪
544
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,000
[sighs]
545
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,680
This could be the last
video I ever take of you.
546
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,560
Shut up! You can't say that.
547
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,520
Kate?
548
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,800
Kate, I...
549
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,880
I didn't consent to any of this!
550
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,200
What did you do?
551
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,480
Oh, my God.
552
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,480
Let's not get upset
in my own videos.
553
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,480
This could be the last
video I ever take of you.
554
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,880
Shut up! You can't say that.
555
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,040
That's horrible.
556
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,400
[laughter]
557
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,000
Oh! Cute!
558
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,520
Yeah, a little flower girl.
559
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,016
Are you taking a
photo, or a video?
560
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,800
- No, it's a video.
- Kate, no.
561
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,720
- Aw.
- Okay. Okay, go on.
562
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,720
[sighs]
563
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:24,720
♪ ♪
564
00:22:25,305 --> 00:23:25,463
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