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- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry.
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I think I'm a bit lost.
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Am I, sorry, am I on a golf course?
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- Yeah, hi.
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- Hi, sorry, am I interrupting?
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- I'm about to play my shot.
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- Oh God, I'm so sorry.
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Go ahead, sorry, I'll
just, I'll just, sorry.
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- Well, are you gonna talk again?
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- Ever?
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Yeah, probably.
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- When I'm hitting my shot, I mean.
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- Is that what I just did?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, that's bad, isn't it?
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I'm guessing that's bad.
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- Yeah.
- Sorry.
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I've heard this is your
happy and calm place.
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A golf course, I mean.
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Well, it was for my boss,
my former boss, anyway.
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I've never been on a golf
course before, and I'm lost.
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God, I bet I don't happen every day.
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- Well, I haven't played in 1823 days.
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- Wow, wow, that's precise.
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It's been a long time, it's almost,
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five years.
- Five years.
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To the day.
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- Almost, it's two days off.
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- Yeah.
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- So if you happened every
day, I wouldn't know.
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- Well did I used to, five years ago?
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- No.
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- Well, things change, I
suppose, or they don't.
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Why so long?
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Okay, camera
rolling, clap for sync.
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Welcome, Frank.
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Thank you so much for coming,
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we're thrilled to have you.
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If you just have a seat right there,
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and just watch that cable and
the light above your head.
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So how do you feel about
this qualification?
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You know, are you nervous, or?
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- Yes, I'm nervous.
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I think I was born nervous.
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I must've been, because I have
nothing to be nervous about;
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he's playing well, and
I'm focused, I'm lucky,
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very lucky, we're lucky.
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The winner
of the gold medal,
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and the champion golfer for the year,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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A piece of history.
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It's the open championship.
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Open Championship.
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Championship.
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Part of history.
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And there he is.
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The champion there.
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- Very good.
- The great player.
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A special feeling.
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A very special weekend.
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Seeing a good championship
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won by a good champion.
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A blaze of glory.
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- We feed off each other.
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If I'm down, he picks me up,
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and if he's down, I'm there.
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Like this, this whole situation,
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is kind of what I'm talking about.
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If you're inside the ropes,
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you're inside the ropes, part of the show.
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And that's all I've ever
wanted to be; part of the show.
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Well, the golfing
gods are with him today.
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He's won the open championship
by the biggest margin.
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Struck the ball cleanly.
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What a
beautiful shot that is.
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It's a beautiful putt.
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Could be
the greatest of all time.
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An example for anyone.
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Cleaning the old claret jug
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in just a few minutes time.
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Claret jug.
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Claret jug.
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Quite symbolic.
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A great piece
of golfing history here.
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History at the home of golf.
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Depends on the claret jug.
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- Yeah, I'll be on the bag in the show.
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Well, hopefully.
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We need to qualify first, obviously.
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That's why we're here, that minor detail.
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But if, when we qualify,
I'll be on the bag,
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and the bag goes wherever he goes,
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can't play golf without your clubs,
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and the caddy carries the clubs.
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So yeah, I'll be part of the show.
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It's a tremendous view.
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Glorious weather.
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Wonderful
piece of architecture.
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Hardly watered,
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this golf course has been
prepared for over a year,
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ground and green keeper will be dying
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to get some water on it.
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Design the green like that now,
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and they'd think you've
gone off your head.
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They wanted a links, and they got a links.
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Hot dog stand
and things, ice cream parlours.
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All the
grand stands will be gone,
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you'll look at it, and you
won't be able to see one thing.
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That's a super shot.
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- Immaculate.
- Delighted to have been here
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when history is being made.
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All the great champions.
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Absolutely stunning,
and it's been a privilege
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to be here to watch it.
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- Thanks, sorry, that's better.
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My heart just races sometimes,
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and I needed some water.
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Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Are we, is it more, or are we done?
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We actually
have a few more questions
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if that's all right.
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- Sure, sure, of course, fire away.
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To be able to
get a view of the final scenes.
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It's a moment in history.
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Pretty
straightforward from here, isn't it?
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But you're gonna see the flag cast.
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Currently
leads by a full shot.
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Final hole,
they're all making their way
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up to the clubhouse.
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- This is where a good
caddy comes in, Ken,
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just to reassure his player
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that he's got the
correct club in his hand.
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It's a moment in history.
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- There's 175 to the
front, where's the pin?
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- 8 yards on.
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- So 182 total?
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- Three.
- Yeah.
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- 175 plus eight, 183.
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- Yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Wind?
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Hurting, and off the right.
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- Play a 195 shot, five iron.
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- No, no, give me the six.
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- You'll end up short
in that front bunker.
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- Frank.
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- With the wind hurting,
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you could get buried in the sand.
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- Francis!
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- Don't call me that.
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- Sometimes the pressure of
the occasion can get to him,
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and he can make the wrong decision
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in the heat of the moment,
and then he's gone,
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and it's, that's it, that's game over.
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- Just give me the six, Frank.
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- We need a par to qualify.
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Just knock a nice, easy five
to the middle of the green,
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walk away with a two putt par, job done.
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- I can walk away with a two putt par
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having it my six iron.
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- It's the wrong club.
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You got me on the bag, I'm
gonna give you my opinion.
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- Just give me the six.
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- Fine.
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BMXs, we both got given
these BMXs one Christmas.
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His was black, mine was white,
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but I wanted the white one,
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because it meant I got to clean it more.
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'Cause of the dirt, and in
the winter, after school,
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we couldn't play golf
because it was too dark
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and there were no lights on the course,
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on our local course, so instead we would
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race through the village on our BMXs
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and we were always racing,
always winning, always losing.
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And one day, my heart raced too fast.
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And they found that I had HCM,
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my heart couldn't take the race,
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which is difficult, as a younger brother.
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When it came to golf,
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if I got nervous playing, too nervous,
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which I did, it meant I couldn't play.
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So after a long time of
trying to persuade my family
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that my heart could take
it and I could take it,
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I took the bag, and we
vowed to be a team together.
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His heart, my mind as my mum used to say,
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and my shoulder.
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Oh, I see.
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Do you miss playing?
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- I still play.
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It's just not my hands, it's Steve's.
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And I do the numbers, which
is lucky for him, very lucky.
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We don't use one of those
laser range finder things;
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we don't need to, but he'll never use one.
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As long as I'm around, he won't need to.
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But I do, I know what you
mean, I do miss that feeling
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of a pure shot, the ball
doing as you intended.
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Yeah, I miss that.
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And do you mind if I ask
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why you don't play for fun,
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without the stress of the
competition on your heart?
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The fun is the competition.
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If I'm not playing to
win, I'm not playing.
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Oh, that
seems sad, actually to me.
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- No, it's not sad.
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It'd be sad if Steve didn't play,
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but as long as he's playing,
I'm playing; part of the show.
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- Why so long?
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- Do you mind if I play now,
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I've been waiting a while for this one.
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- No, no, please take your shot.
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I'll just wait here until-
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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Wow, wow, well, if I
hadn't run for five years,
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I wouldn't be able to run
that far, that was good.
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I mean, it looks good.
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Did it feel good?
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- Yeah that was pretty good.
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- Yeah, good, no, it looked good.
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Why the teddy bear?
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- Oh, it's a tiger.
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- Oh, for your child?
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- I don't have any children.
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- Oh, so why does a grown
man have a tiger teddy bear
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on his bag?
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- Tiger Woods.
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- Oh!
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Oh, I see,
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for his charity or something.
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- Well, it's just what he has.
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- So you do the same?
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- Don't run any further this way,
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all this way is golf.
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I'd say you probably wanna
run back through there,
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but I never run around here,
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so I don't know where you're
going or where you come from.
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- You do run though?
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- Well, Tiger runs four
miles every morning.
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- So you do the same?
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- Well, I do now, but I
haven't played in five years.
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I told you.
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- Why?
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- It's personal.
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- Between you and Tiger Woods?
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- No.
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- Well, you just said it was personal,
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between you and Tiger Woods.
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- No, not playing for five years,
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the reason why is personal.
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- Oh, so why do you?
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- Do the same as Tiger Woods?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, everybody wants to be like Tiger.
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- Okay, well, he got a divorce,
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and he devastated his family
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due to his multiple extramarital affairs
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and his regular use of class A drugs.
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- And then there's the other side
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of the newspaper, the back.
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- Oh, so the back excuses the front?
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- Well, I just like the way he
plays the sport, that's all.
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- Yeah, but shouldn't
sportsmen be held accountable?
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I mean, look at you; you're
doing exact same as him.
263
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:17,743
Where does it end?
264
00:13:17,743 --> 00:13:18,576
- I know where it ends.
265
00:13:18,576 --> 00:13:19,710
- And what about these kids?
266
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:22,530
These are their heroes, their icons,
267
00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:23,670
their role models even.
268
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- If they're great at their sport.
269
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,460
- That doesn't justify anything.
270
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:27,740
- Well, don't follow their private lives.
271
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,750
- Well, what if it's unavoidable?
272
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,583
- Maybe this is why
273
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,847
you haven't been on a golf course before.
274
00:13:31,847 --> 00:13:33,300
- Well, I have now.
275
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,513
- You haven't, actually,
you're just in the woods still,
276
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:38,223
excuse the pun.
277
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,450
If Tiger Woods wasn't married
278
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when he'd done the things you mentioned,
279
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what would you think of him?
280
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,670
- That he was a foolish young man.
281
00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:56,050
- Maybe that's what he
was, a foolish young man
282
00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:56,883
who had done everything right in his life,
283
00:13:56,883 --> 00:14:00,760
and then he tried to
do another thing right;
284
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,020
get married, start a
family, but he wasn't ready.
285
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:09,020
He was ready to win,
but not to love someone.
286
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,650
- Winning isn't everything.
287
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:15,300
- Well, more than 40% of marriages
end in divorce in the UK.
288
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,320
- So what are you saying?
289
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,420
- That there's no shame in making mistakes
290
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:24,218
that loving someone is hard
and not a God-given right.
291
00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:35,790
I'm gonna go now, I just came to play.
292
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,240
Goodbye.
293
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,990
- Okay, bye, good luck.
294
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,753
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
295
00:14:57,153 --> 00:14:59,790
Excuse me, excuse me!
296
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:02,543
Hi, I'm Naomi.
297
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,300
- Londoner?
- Is it that obvious?
298
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,150
- You smell good.
299
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,737
- Thank you.
300
00:15:09,737 --> 00:15:11,080
- Far from home.
301
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,120
- Not really.
- Well, further than Ubers.
302
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,480
- Yeah, I drove here myself.
303
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,647
- Good that you drive.
304
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,210
- That didn't, that came out wrong.
305
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,700
That's not what I meant.
306
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,103
No, I had to get away,
307
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,220
- From what?
308
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,390
- Well, that I can't tell you,
309
00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:28,072
and if I did, I'd have to kill you.
310
00:15:28,072 --> 00:15:28,905
- Oh!
311
00:15:28,905 --> 00:15:30,132
- Or we'd have to get married.
312
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,620
You can legally share
details with a spouse.
313
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:35,453
- Same thing.
314
00:15:35,453 --> 00:15:36,400
- Killing and marrying?
315
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,910
- No, secrets and marrying.
316
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,250
- Yeah, or those.
317
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,447
- Killing too, probably.
318
00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:41,860
- Are you married?
319
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:42,860
- What do you think?
320
00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:45,380
- Yeah, neither am I.
321
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:48,614
I'd like to be, but I haven't
found the right person yet.
322
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,290
- Are you on the prowl?
323
00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:51,500
- The tiger prowl?
324
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,900
- No, no, no, that would be bad.
325
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:56,095
- I thought you said you knew
where emulating him ends.
326
00:15:56,095 --> 00:15:58,127
- I know where it ends.
327
00:15:58,127 --> 00:16:01,810
- No, I'm searching,
but they say it happens
328
00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:03,960
when you least expect it, don't they?
329
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,450
- What, like finding your keys
in the last place you look?
330
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:07,283
- What?
331
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:08,360
- Well, it's the last place you look
332
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,240
because you found them.
333
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,180
- Oh, I hadn't thought
about it like that before.
334
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,510
- If you're constantly walking around
335
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:18,603
wanting to fall in love,
you'd be pretty on edge.
336
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:21,020
- Yeah, I suppose.
337
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,017
- You suppose?
338
00:16:22,017 --> 00:16:25,700
Expecting every conversation
to result in fireworks,
339
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,330
you'd repel people, so we adapt.
340
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,860
- Yeah, well, we learn to expect nothing,
341
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:31,860
well, within reason.
342
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,750
It takes the pressure off both people.
343
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,610
And then, we're just being ourselves,
344
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:39,670
which means that's when you meet someone
345
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:40,838
when you least expect it.
346
00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:42,410
- Yeah, because you're
finally being yourself.
347
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,680
- Which is what the other
person is also looking for.
348
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,270
- And being.
349
00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:47,993
- Themselves.
- Hopefully.
350
00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:50,761
- What's finding love got
to do with finding keys?
351
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:53,530
- People misplace both all the time.
352
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,768
- My boss sexually harassed me.
353
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:08,160
I quit my job
354
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:12,840
and received a rather
large financial settlement
355
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:17,313
to keep me quiet, so I've just come away
356
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:20,310
because I need to regroup,
find a new direction.
357
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:24,650
It hasn't been the most
pleasant or easy experience.
358
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:26,743
- I'm sorry.
359
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,520
- Thank you, but these things happen.
360
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,078
- Well, they shouldn't.
361
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,013
- Nope.
362
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:39,860
- This the same boss who says
363
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,103
the golf course is his
happy and calm place?
364
00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:43,943
- Mm-hmm.
365
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,530
Is it not a happy and calm place?
366
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,350
- Well, it depends how you play it.
367
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:54,810
- Like well or not well?
368
00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:59,810
- Huh, well, it isn't a
place for me, specifically.
369
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,300
It's an extension of life,
370
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:05,500
which also makes it
not definitively happy,
371
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,360
depending on how I play
or what I bring with me.
372
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,080
- So life isn't a happy
and calm place for you?
373
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,502
- No, no, of course not, not always.
374
00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:13,335
Is it for you?
375
00:18:13,335 --> 00:18:14,752
- No, not always.
376
00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:17,820
- And if you've come here to hide away,
377
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:20,820
then you've made a mistake,
it'll find you out.
378
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:22,630
- Yeah, well, we all have secrets
379
00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:24,360
and reasons to kill if they're exposed.
380
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,630
- We do, and yours is safe with me.
381
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,463
- Thanks.
382
00:18:27,463 --> 00:18:29,060
- Your old boss' secret isn't though.
383
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:29,990
- That he's a repugnant louse?
384
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,130
- Well, to put it kindly.
385
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:33,750
- Oh, no, no, no, no,
that wasn't a secret.
386
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,583
That was obvious.
387
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:35,800
He wore that like a badge of honour.
388
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,630
No, no, no, no, I was exposed
to something far worse.
389
00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:40,463
- What was that?
390
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:41,430
- God, I'm revealing all today.
391
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:51,920
I wasn't happy, and it took
something terrible to happen
392
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,993
for me to realise it.
393
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,478
- What happened wasn't your fault.
394
00:18:55,478 --> 00:18:57,280
- Yeah, but everything happens
for a reason, doesn't it?
395
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,230
- Well, yes.
396
00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:01,330
- I'm searching for that
reason; the silver lining.
397
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,910
- Well, as long as you
don't beat yourself up
398
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:04,800
during that search.
- No.
399
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,100
- Blaming yourself is the
last thing you should do.
400
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,800
- No, I would never do that.
401
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,700
I'm just not like that.
402
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,355
I wouldn't blame myself for something.
403
00:19:12,355 --> 00:19:14,397
- Where are you going?
404
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:15,513
- Oh, you stopped.
405
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,663
- My ball.
- Right.
406
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,253
What's that?
407
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:32,263
- This?
- Yeah.
408
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,067
- This is my yardage book.
409
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:39,590
- Well, what's it about?
410
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:41,658
- There's no story in it.
411
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:45,033
There are clues in here that
help me write my own story.
412
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,950
It highlights landmarks on the golf hole
413
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,360
and indicates how far
away those landmarks are
414
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,710
to the front of that green.
415
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,330
- The green?
416
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,863
- Well, it's like the dance floor.
417
00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:03,920
- Oh, so you pick up girls there?
418
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,400
- Yeah, well, you drive, like I just did,
419
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,470
to get yourself in the best position,
420
00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:11,720
and then you putt on
the green to finish off.
421
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:14,897
Drive for show, putt for dough.
422
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,093
- So you pick up girls there?
423
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:18,723
- I'll keep that in mind.
424
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:21,390
- So what's it saying?
425
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:28,650
- It is saying that I have
162 yards plus 15, which is?
426
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,845
- 177, why two numbers?
427
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:39,490
- Well, the first number is
the distance from this bunker
428
00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:41,610
to the front of the green, 162.
429
00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:44,580
And the second is the distance
from the front of the green
430
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:49,548
to the hole, 15, and then
you add 'em together; 177.
431
00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:53,213
- So is that far?
432
00:20:56,803 --> 00:20:59,113
- There's some wind as well,
433
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,870
and it is-
434
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,563
- Oh!
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
435
00:21:05,653 --> 00:21:06,861
I'm really sorry.
436
00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:07,694
- No, it's okay.
437
00:21:07,694 --> 00:21:10,388
- The the wind is hurting, sorry.
438
00:21:10,388 --> 00:21:12,815
Let me, you got some just, there you go.
439
00:21:12,815 --> 00:21:14,697
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
440
00:21:14,697 --> 00:21:17,880
Okay, so what does the wind hurting mean?
441
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,320
- The wind hurting means
it's blowing towards us,
442
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,660
as I just demonstrated
very badly or very well.
443
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:23,630
I'm really sorry.
444
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,531
- No worries, it's fine, okay.
445
00:21:25,531 --> 00:21:27,360
So, I'm guessing when I'm running
446
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,870
with the wind blowing towards
me, hurting, it's harder,
447
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,680
which means the ball doesn't travel as far
448
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,770
in a hurting wind.
449
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:37,357
- Correct, 177 yards is
normally my seven iron,
450
00:21:37,357 --> 00:21:39,410
but with this wind it's probably playing-
451
00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:40,860
- So we just walked 300 yards,
452
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:44,220
but with the hurting wind,
it felt more like 330,
453
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,710
which means the wind hurt by about 10%.
454
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,600
So if 177 yards is your seven iron,
455
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,373
and you increase that number
by 10%, you get about 194.
456
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:54,804
So what's the difference
in distance between clubs?
457
00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:59,140
- 12 to 15 yards with my irons.
458
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,870
- So a lower number iron
goes further than a higher?
459
00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:02,810
Correct.
460
00:22:02,810 --> 00:22:06,060
- So a 177 yard shot
with a 10% wind effect
461
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:08,010
means you're playing around 194,
462
00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:11,168
which means you should be
good for a six iron, yes?
463
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,373
- Yeah.
- Oh.
464
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,750
- Yeah, your job is in finance, wasn't it?
465
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,583
- Yeah, how did you know?
466
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:19,830
- You're good with numbers.
467
00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:21,970
I'm really not.
468
00:22:22,803 --> 00:22:23,830
- Well, now I'm gonna have to kill you.
469
00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:26,245
- Yeah, I won't tell anybody.
470
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:27,078
- Thank you.
471
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,203
- My caddy had a heart attack.
472
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:38,913
I couldn't save him.
473
00:22:39,905 --> 00:22:40,853
I tried, but-
474
00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:45,913
- I'm so sorry.
475
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:51,900
- We'd just had an argument.
476
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:56,030
No, it was a disagreement
about which club,
477
00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:56,863
it was a discussion.
478
00:22:56,863 --> 00:22:58,070
We just had a discussion.
479
00:22:58,070 --> 00:23:01,440
He wanted me to use a five iron,
480
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,717
and I wanted to use a six.
481
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:10,140
I never hit the shot.
482
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,410
Well, you can hit it now.
483
00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:18,349
Yeah, I can.
484
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,603
- Wow, six iron was right.
485
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:56,073
- The story is different
every time you play.
486
00:24:01,677 --> 00:24:04,970
- I still don't know your name.
487
00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:05,803
- Steve.
488
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,593
- Nice to meet you, Steve.
489
00:24:08,593 --> 00:24:09,426
- Yeah, you too.
490
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,540
- Are you sure you don't
mind me walking with you?
491
00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:13,640
'Cause I don't want to intrude.
492
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,870
- No, no, it's okay.
493
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,050
Come on, it's unusual, I must admit,
494
00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:16,883
but you're more than welcome.
495
00:24:16,883 --> 00:24:18,240
- 'Cause I can just go
and retrace my steps.
496
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,690
- No, no, take new steps, come on.
497
00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:22,083
- Okay, thank you.
498
00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:25,260
So, what's a caddy?
499
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,283
- Are you just staying for the golf tips?
500
00:24:28,116 --> 00:24:30,750
- No, I genuinely want
to know, I'm interested.
501
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:32,020
- Oh, well, a caddy is
502
00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:34,120
someone who carries your golf bag for you,
503
00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:37,960
they help you make important decisions,
504
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:42,220
and a good caddy is well,
your man Tiger Woods' caddy
505
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:44,077
was once the highest paid
sportsperson in New Zealand;
506
00:24:44,077 --> 00:24:45,930
that's how much Tiger valued him.
507
00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:48,810
- But also an indication
of how good Tiger is,
508
00:24:48,810 --> 00:24:50,040
which is pretty hard for me to admit,
509
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,147
considering my thoughts on
his turbulent love life.
510
00:24:52,147 --> 00:24:53,570
- Oh, it's about the sport.
511
00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:54,780
- Oh, I'm not there yet.
512
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:55,660
- Will you ever get there?
513
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,870
- I dunno.
514
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:57,715
- Hopefully?
515
00:24:58,548 --> 00:24:59,381
- Let's move on.
516
00:24:59,381 --> 00:25:00,610
- Okay, well, a player and caddy
517
00:25:00,610 --> 00:25:01,860
are only as good as each other,
518
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:04,090
and Steve Williams, the Kiwi,
519
00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:06,020
he knew what he was doing.
520
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,130
- So you're a team?
521
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,640
- Yeah, yeah, it can get lonely out there,
522
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,560
you need someone to calm you down
523
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,800
and take your mind off things.
524
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,310
- So you get calmed up out there?
525
00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:17,730
- Sometimes.
526
00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:21,970
- So a caddy is also like
a conscience, perhaps?
527
00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:24,610
- Yeah, a good conscience
on your shoulder.
528
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:25,990
- Right.
529
00:25:25,990 --> 00:25:27,430
- Left.
- What?
530
00:25:27,430 --> 00:25:29,990
- Which shoulder is
your good conscience on?
531
00:25:29,990 --> 00:25:33,173
- God, I've never thought about it.
532
00:25:36,065 --> 00:25:39,330
The right, right feels right
for my good conscience.
533
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,390
- That's what most people say.
534
00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:41,540
- Really?
- Apparently.
535
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,190
- Then why did you choose the left?
536
00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:44,700
So when I swing through the ball,
537
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:45,966
I swing to the good thoughts.
538
00:25:45,966 --> 00:25:46,799
- Do you know?
539
00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:47,946
I'm starting to think everything with you
540
00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:48,779
is to do with golf.
541
00:25:48,779 --> 00:25:53,779
- No, maybe, somehow, maybe.
542
00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:56,630
It's easier that way.
543
00:25:56,630 --> 00:25:57,463
- Can I carry your-
544
00:25:57,463 --> 00:25:58,296
- No, no.
545
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,985
Sorry.
- It's fine.
546
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:11,415
- He was was my brother.
547
00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:14,650
- Who?
548
00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:17,888
- My caddy, he was my little brother.
549
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,390
Maybe five years isn't long enough.
550
00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:26,340
I'm sorry.
551
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:29,793
I don't feel comfortable with
anyone else holding my...
552
00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:34,426
It's my burden to carry.
553
00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,990
- Well, I like the walking.
554
00:26:37,990 --> 00:26:39,730
It's a good walk.
555
00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:42,097
- Well, Mark Twain said
golf is a good walk spoiled.
556
00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:44,250
- Well, I'm not playing, see?
557
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,670
Well, maybe that's the trick.
558
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,887
- Well, the key, Mr. Twain,
is to walk alongside someone
559
00:26:47,887 --> 00:26:50,068
who plays well, then you
get the best of both worlds.
560
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,810
- We were trying to qualify
for the Open Championship
561
00:26:56,052 --> 00:26:58,260
A par on the final hole, and we were in.
562
00:26:58,260 --> 00:26:59,093
- That's the amount of shots
563
00:26:59,093 --> 00:27:01,050
you can take on each hole, right?
564
00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:02,700
- Yeah, yeah, the par then,
565
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:05,520
was like this hole now, a four,
566
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,073
which we never got.
567
00:27:08,530 --> 00:27:10,560
And I haven't hit
another ball until today,
568
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,000
and you interrupted me
in the middle of it.
569
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,060
- I'm seriously so sorry.
570
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,920
- No, no, it's what I deserve.
571
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,000
- Why?
572
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,593
- I should have listened to
him, I should have agreed.
573
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,200
Maybe he'd still be here.
574
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,110
- You don't really think that.
575
00:27:27,110 --> 00:27:29,877
- He died in my arms, that's what I think,
576
00:27:31,324 --> 00:27:32,599
that's what I know.
577
00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:36,650
A bad shot stays with you,
578
00:27:36,650 --> 00:27:39,190
and haunts you every time
you play the hole again,
579
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:43,363
it's like events in your
life; places, dates things.
580
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,050
A good shot never leaves
you either, I guess,
581
00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:50,673
so it can work that way as well.
582
00:27:52,189 --> 00:27:54,130
- Well, let's hope for good shots then.
583
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,070
- Yeah, we've hit two so far.
584
00:27:55,070 --> 00:27:55,948
- Yeah, we have.
585
00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:00,940
So why now?
586
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,790
- Well, I wanna qualify for the Open.
587
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,873
It's the only thing
I've ever wanted to do.
588
00:28:07,358 --> 00:28:09,197
It's the only thing we ever wanted to do.
589
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,040
- It's the wrong club.
590
00:28:25,992 --> 00:28:29,848
You got me on the bag, I'm
gonna give you my opinion.
591
00:28:35,290 --> 00:28:40,153
- Just give me the six.
592
00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:45,153
- Fine.
593
00:29:08,896 --> 00:29:09,729
- Frank?
594
00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:14,092
Frank, Frank, Frank, what's wrong?
595
00:29:14,092 --> 00:29:15,536
Frank, what's wrong?
596
00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:17,968
Look at me, Frank, come on.
597
00:29:17,968 --> 00:29:20,016
Stay with me, Frank.
598
00:29:24,087 --> 00:29:25,770
It was great.
599
00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:27,430
It was not
great, it was rubbish.
600
00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:30,050
Well, we had to do
it in front of everybody, so...
601
00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:31,010
- Do yours now.
602
00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:33,380
- No.
- Come on.
603
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,000
He usually does it at the drop of a hat.
604
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,140
- Well, everyone had to learn one.
605
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:37,620
So you do yours.
606
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,020
And that's not true, I don't.
607
00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:40,370
- Yeah, that's pretty true.
608
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:42,053
- Not true.
609
00:29:42,053 --> 00:29:43,470
- Any public event.
610
00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:44,990
- I'm gonna prove it's
not true by not doing it.
611
00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:46,120
You do yours.
612
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:46,953
Oh, come on.
613
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,318
- You do yours, and then I'll do mine.
614
00:29:48,318 --> 00:29:50,350
- I just said I'm not gonna
do it to prove I don't do it
615
00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:51,183
at the drop of a hat.
616
00:29:51,183 --> 00:29:52,016
- Why should I have to do it then?
617
00:29:52,016 --> 00:29:53,154
- Just set by example.
618
00:29:53,154 --> 00:29:54,535
Be the hero.
619
00:29:57,015 --> 00:29:59,753
- Do it, the world is watching.
620
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,679
Yes, we are.
621
00:30:03,290 --> 00:30:06,020
- The time you won your town the race,
622
00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:07,817
we chaired you through the marketplace.
623
00:30:07,817 --> 00:30:09,130
- Sorry, who did?
624
00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:12,450
- We chaired you through the marketplace.
625
00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:14,950
Man and boy stood cheering by,
626
00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:17,031
and home we brought you, shoulder high.
627
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:21,290
Today, the road all runners come,
628
00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:23,990
shoulder high, we bring you home,
629
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:26,800
and set you at your threshold down,
630
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,753
townsmen of a stiller town.
631
00:30:29,970 --> 00:30:33,600
Smart lad to slip the times away
632
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,750
from fields where glory does not stay.
633
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,450
And early though the laurel grows,
634
00:30:39,450 --> 00:30:41,523
it withers quicker than the rose.
635
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,480
Eyes the shady night has shut
636
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,323
cannot see the record cut,
637
00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:51,510
and silence sounds no worse than cheers
638
00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:53,733
after Earth has stopped the ears.
639
00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:57,670
Now you will not swell the route
640
00:30:57,670 --> 00:31:00,560
of lads that wore that honours out,
641
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,730
runners whom renown outran,
642
00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:06,412
and the name died before the man.
643
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:10,163
So set before its echoes fade,
644
00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:13,593
the fleet foot on the sill of shade,
645
00:31:14,510 --> 00:31:17,300
and hold to the low lintel up,
646
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,563
the still defended challenge cup,
647
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,760
and round that early laureled head
648
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,350
will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,
649
00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:30,520
and find unwithered on its curls
650
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,816
the garland briefer than a girl's.
651
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,033
- I feel like we're waiting
for something to happen.
652
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,840
I don't know that much about golf,
653
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,540
but I know won't move until you hit it.
654
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,230
You know it won't move
until you hit it, right?
655
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:41,130
- We're reading the putt.
656
00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,230
- Well, I'm really nothing into this,
657
00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:44,120
apart from a ball sitting
on a patch of grass.
658
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,820
- You know when you're driving, you drive?
659
00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:46,653
- I do.
660
00:32:46,653 --> 00:32:49,190
- There are those signs
with the arrows on them
661
00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:50,880
that indicate when
there's about to be a bend
662
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,093
either to the left or to the right.
663
00:32:52,093 --> 00:32:53,610
- With those, I am familiar.
664
00:32:53,610 --> 00:32:55,470
- And the number of arrows indicates
665
00:32:55,470 --> 00:32:57,320
how strong that bend will be.
666
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,590
- Yeah, they're called chevrons.
667
00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:01,150
- Are they?
668
00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:03,710
- Yeah, those half triangle pointy things,
669
00:33:03,710 --> 00:33:04,910
they're called chevrons.
670
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,020
- Well, there you go.
671
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,480
Well, I'm about to send
this ball on its road,
672
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,240
but there are no signs saying
which way the road bends,
673
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,400
no chevrons saying how much or how little,
674
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,630
so I'm figuring out where the
signs would be, like here.
675
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:22,610
Here it's gonna turn to the
left, but only slightly,
676
00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:25,470
so there'd be a sign here with
a couple of chevrons on it.
677
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:26,360
- How can you tell?
678
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,310
- Come have a look.
679
00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:31,053
- Do you see the lay of the land?
680
00:33:32,290 --> 00:33:34,275
How it curves down to the left?
681
00:33:34,275 --> 00:33:37,290
Well the ball is gonna
roll with that curve
682
00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:39,640
and change the direction
as it moves along.
683
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,790
It's called break.
684
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:43,520
- So like the current of the
ocean pulling it a certain way?
685
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,540
- Yeah, yeah, that's a lovely
way of putting it, yeah.
686
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:48,730
The green is filled with these
little pockets of current,
687
00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:51,700
some big, like a wave a surfer can ride,
688
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:55,000
and some small, like where
a stone would tumble around.
689
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,370
There are uphill and
downhill waves that affect
690
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,490
how far the ball will roll,
691
00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:01,833
like swimming with the
current or against it.
692
00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:06,410
This green comes alive when
the ball rolls along it,
693
00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:10,670
golf gives a voice to the
plants, and the trees,
694
00:34:10,670 --> 00:34:11,770
and the grass, and the wind.
695
00:34:11,770 --> 00:34:16,260
A good golfer can hear those
voices, but a great golfer,
696
00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:18,203
a great golfer listens.
697
00:34:19,910 --> 00:34:20,860
- So which are you?
698
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:22,880
- What?
699
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,853
- Great or good?
700
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,753
- What?
701
00:34:25,753 --> 00:34:26,890
- Did you listen to what I?
702
00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:27,860
Very funny.
703
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,467
I just had to
do it, it seemed too easy.
704
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,540
- So which are you?
705
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,250
- Well, that's for the ball to decide.
706
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:38,250
The ball has the final word
and the most important one.
707
00:34:39,082 --> 00:34:39,915
- Go on then.
708
00:34:39,915 --> 00:34:40,748
- I shall.
709
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:49,948
- You listened!
710
00:34:49,948 --> 00:34:51,140
- Or I got lucky.
711
00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:53,290
Luck is often the loudest voice.
712
00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:54,123
- Luck is a lady.
713
00:34:54,123 --> 00:34:55,303
- Well, there you go, that
putt went in because of you.
714
00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:56,850
- Are you saying I'm your lucky charm?
715
00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:57,683
- Well, the ball went in.
716
00:34:57,683 --> 00:34:59,150
- And the ball has the final word.
717
00:34:59,150 --> 00:35:00,069
- You can go and get it if you want.
718
00:35:00,069 --> 00:35:00,902
It's there because of you.
719
00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:02,830
- I don't mind if I do.
720
00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:09,280
So that was three shots on
a par of four, what's that?
721
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,880
- That is one under par, a birdie.
722
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,930
- Oh, I like the sound of that.
723
00:35:13,930 --> 00:35:14,763
- Everybody does.
724
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,547
Enthralling
days here on the old course,
725
00:35:17,547 --> 00:35:20,917
and it all began very
early, on Thursday morning.
726
00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:22,929
It's just
an incredible weekend.
727
00:35:22,929 --> 00:35:24,153
All the way.
728
00:35:24,153 --> 00:35:25,330
And that
builds a lot of character.
729
00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:26,580
Looking a little difficult.
730
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:28,122
Something
a little bit magical.
731
00:35:28,122 --> 00:35:29,753
Very nice indeed.
732
00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:30,841
A shot to the system.
733
00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:37,362
No slip ups from
here, he sets a new record.
734
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,206
- Thank you, Ken.
- All right, cheers,
735
00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:42,570
see you later.
736
00:35:42,570 --> 00:35:43,750
- Here we go.
737
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:44,583
- Thank you.
738
00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:46,020
- Are you sure you don't want ketchup?
739
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,823
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
740
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,240
I was supposed to be in
the middle of a big run,
741
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:54,150
so munching down on a, no,
on a greasy sausage sandwich
742
00:35:54,150 --> 00:35:56,690
with lots of delicious
ketchup don't do it.
743
00:35:56,690 --> 00:35:58,530
No, no, please, no, no, no.
744
00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:01,337
Literally, this is the last thing I need.
745
00:36:01,337 --> 00:36:02,795
- I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
746
00:36:02,795 --> 00:36:04,230
It's too late.
747
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,014
- Yeah, okay, a little.
748
00:36:06,014 --> 00:36:07,140
- Yeah, you won't regret it.
749
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,300
You won't regret it, I promise.
750
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,170
Here you go.
751
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,246
- Thank you.
752
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:15,030
I guess any sport you
can eat in the middle of,
753
00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:17,010
arguably, isn't a sport.
754
00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:19,116
- I had an ex-girlfriend who said that.
755
00:36:19,116 --> 00:36:20,750
- She's a woman after my own heart.
756
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:23,270
- Surely, it makes it more of a sport.
757
00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:25,070
You need to refuel in the middle
758
00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:27,410
because it's so absolutely exhausting.
759
00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:28,243
- Yeah, but you can't eat
760
00:36:28,243 --> 00:36:29,620
in the middle of a football game, can you?
761
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,620
- No, you couldn't, that's a good point.
762
00:36:34,010 --> 00:36:36,200
How straight it flew, how long it flew,
763
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,970
it cleared the ruddy track,
764
00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:39,370
and soaring, disappeared from view
765
00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:40,830
beyond the bunker's back.
766
00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:42,410
The glorious sailing, bounding drive
767
00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:43,780
that made me glad I was alive,
768
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,080
and down the fairway far along,
769
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,740
it glowed a lonely white.
770
00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:48,060
I played an iron sure and strong,
771
00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:49,412
and clipped it out of sight.
772
00:36:49,412 --> 00:36:51,190
And spite of grassy banks between,
773
00:36:51,190 --> 00:36:53,650
I knew I'd find it on
the green, and so I did.
774
00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:56,110
It lay content, two paces from the pin.
775
00:36:56,110 --> 00:37:00,250
A steady putt, and then it
went, oh, most surely in.
776
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:04,453
The very turf rejoiced to see
that quite unprecedented 3.
777
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,490
Ah, seaweed smells from sandy caves
778
00:37:09,490 --> 00:37:11,200
and time and mist in whiffs,
779
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,330
incoming tide, Atlantic waves,
slapping the sunny cliffs.
780
00:37:14,330 --> 00:37:16,760
Lark song and sea sounds in the air
781
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,623
and splendour, splendour everywhere.
782
00:37:20,677 --> 00:37:21,940
- Wow.
783
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:22,883
- Golf clap?
784
00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:23,716
- Golf clap.
785
00:37:23,716 --> 00:37:26,260
- Thank you.
786
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:27,350
- Wow.
787
00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:28,456
What was that?
788
00:37:28,456 --> 00:37:30,600
- We had to learn a poem
in school for sixth year.
789
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,370
- And you chose one about golf?
790
00:37:32,370 --> 00:37:33,203
- Obviously.
791
00:37:34,070 --> 00:37:35,920
- Were you good at school?
792
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,350
- I was good at the sport part,
793
00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:39,610
so we always won, and everyone liked me.
794
00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:41,010
- Oh, of course you were.
795
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:42,572
- Were you good at school?
796
00:37:42,572 --> 00:37:44,210
- At the sport part, no,
797
00:37:44,210 --> 00:37:45,800
but at the academic part, yeah.
798
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,787
- Oh, of course you were.
799
00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,030
- So, why did you decide to serenade me
800
00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:52,610
with your sixth year poetry again?
801
00:37:52,610 --> 00:37:54,110
- Was it serenading?
802
00:37:54,110 --> 00:37:55,040
- Nearly.
803
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,184
- Good.
804
00:37:56,184 --> 00:37:59,790
No, I was just demonstrating
to you the wonders of golf,
805
00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:02,489
that you couldn't recite that
806
00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:03,750
in the middle of a football game.
807
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:04,960
- No, not fluidly,
808
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,530
but there'd be some
cursing in there somewhere,
809
00:38:07,530 --> 00:38:09,500
but you could in the
middle of a cricket match.
810
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:13,610
- Yes, you could, but
you'd have to shout it,
811
00:38:13,610 --> 00:38:14,443
for everyone to hear you.
812
00:38:14,443 --> 00:38:16,270
- You can also eat in the
middle of a cricket match too.
813
00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:17,253
- You can.
814
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:19,753
- Lunch, tea, drinks.
815
00:38:19,753 --> 00:38:20,797
- Yeah, all the meals.
816
00:38:20,797 --> 00:38:23,390
- It's essentially just a day of eating
817
00:38:23,390 --> 00:38:25,200
with activities built around the courses.
818
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,760
- Yeah.
819
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,470
Yeah, but golf isn't just about the sport,
820
00:38:29,470 --> 00:38:33,720
it's about spending time
with people, intimate time,
821
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,770
out here on all this.
822
00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:37,840
- Are you trying to recruit me?
823
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,430
- No, I'm just expressing to you
824
00:38:41,430 --> 00:38:43,020
what I love and why I love it,
825
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:46,527
so that you can get to know
me, but I don't have to.
826
00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:49,320
- Tank you, no, I like it, thank you.
827
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,950
- Well, it's my privilege.
828
00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:52,150
Thank you for listening.
829
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:58,810
What do you love?
830
00:39:00,010 --> 00:39:04,253
- Well, I love grown men chowing
down on sausage sandwiches.
831
00:39:04,253 --> 00:39:06,230
- Oh, sorry.
- And talking to me
832
00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:07,063
with their mouth full.
833
00:39:07,063 --> 00:39:09,040
- Sorry.
- But you are testing my love.
834
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,237
- I'll look away and eat, I'm so sorry.
835
00:39:10,237 --> 00:39:11,480
No, I'm joking,
836
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,980
I actually do really enjoy
watching people eat politely
837
00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,060
and being fulfilled.
838
00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:17,470
- Well, you should open a restaurant then.
839
00:39:17,470 --> 00:39:18,990
- I've always wanted to.
840
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,220
- Well maybe that's your
new direction, do it.
841
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:22,580
- Maybe I will.
842
00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,830
- What would you call it?
843
00:39:26,190 --> 00:39:27,750
- I don't know.
844
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:31,502
- How about Naomi's Nibbles?
845
00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:32,893
- Are you joking?
- No.
846
00:39:34,570 --> 00:39:35,480
- That's terrible.
847
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,756
I mean, it kind of sounds porny.
848
00:39:37,756 --> 00:39:38,589
- Porny?
849
00:39:38,589 --> 00:39:40,660
- Yeah, Naomi's Nibbles, no, ew.
850
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:41,549
- When you say it like that.
851
00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:44,070
- No, I think you should
just stick to the golf, okay?
852
00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:46,963
- Fine.
853
00:39:49,830 --> 00:39:51,080
You got something on you.
854
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:52,986
- What?
855
00:39:52,986 --> 00:39:54,043
- Right there.
856
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:55,460
- Well, what is it?
857
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:56,300
Where is it?
858
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,510
- It's a bit of ketchup, I think.
859
00:39:58,510 --> 00:39:59,580
It's right here.
860
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:00,532
- This is why I didn't want ketchup.
861
00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:01,365
Can you just get it?
862
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:02,653
- What, because you can't eat
properly, you didn't want it?
863
00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:03,486
- Just get it.
864
00:40:03,486 --> 00:40:05,610
Can you just get rid of it, please?
865
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,220
Oh!
- I got it.
866
00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:09,214
No, wait, there's a bit more.
867
00:40:10,047 --> 00:40:11,062
No, no!
868
00:40:11,062 --> 00:40:11,895
- Is it gone?
869
00:40:11,895 --> 00:40:12,820
- Yeah, it's gone now.
870
00:40:12,820 --> 00:40:13,830
- Okay.
- Okay.
871
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:17,283
- Thank you, I think I'll
just pick at this instead.
872
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:19,400
That's embarrassing.
873
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,233
- It's fine.
874
00:40:22,330 --> 00:40:25,753
- I'd probably call it Mandeville.
875
00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:28,270
- Mandeville, what's that?
876
00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:33,763
- It's a town in Jamaica
where my parents are from.
877
00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:41,460
I love running, I love the freedom of it,
878
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,033
and I love sweating.
879
00:40:43,970 --> 00:40:45,520
I love sweating everything out.
880
00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:50,540
Years of working in
air conditioned offices
881
00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:54,223
have made me really appreciate
a good old fashioned sweat,
882
00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:58,005
and I love my independence.
883
00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:05,050
I was adopted, well,
technically, fostered,
884
00:41:05,050 --> 00:41:09,740
so I love being responsible
for all of my own things,
885
00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:12,073
and making my own decisions,
886
00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:16,373
because I didn't really
have a say in my childhood.
887
00:41:20,070 --> 00:41:22,520
My parents died in a car
crash when I was a baby.
888
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,520
I don't really remember,
889
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:29,770
and I was with the same foster family
890
00:41:29,770 --> 00:41:34,770
until I left university, but
they died recently, last year,
891
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:41,860
so I'm on my own, and I'm
learning to live on my own,
892
00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:49,800
I'm still learning to live
on my own, and it's hard.
893
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,970
It's getting better.
894
00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:54,000
I mean, initially, I was
completely terrified.
895
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,810
Actually, I remember, my
first night at university,
896
00:41:55,810 --> 00:41:57,640
I didn't realise that
897
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,963
you could literally do
anything you wanted.
898
00:42:00,830 --> 00:42:03,210
You could make as much
noise as you wanted,
899
00:42:03,210 --> 00:42:04,270
go to bed when you wanted.
900
00:42:04,270 --> 00:42:08,710
And as much as I love my foster parents,
901
00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:10,800
and I did love them like
they were my real parents,
902
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,680
and they really were my real parents,
903
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:18,680
but I always felt like an
impostor in their home,
904
00:42:23,730 --> 00:42:25,570
like a perpetual guest.
905
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:33,000
And so I've always liked
to build my own things
906
00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:39,280
and have my own things, so I'd
probably call it Mandeville,
907
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,800
which would be somewhere that
I would have built for myself,
908
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,310
and anyone was welcome.
909
00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:48,713
And when you were in
Mandeville, it was your place.
910
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:56,970
- Well, it sounds lovely.
911
00:43:00,355 --> 00:43:03,010
- And your dad, he taught
you how to play golf?
912
00:43:03,010 --> 00:43:06,570
- He did, yeah, he taught Frank and I;
913
00:43:06,570 --> 00:43:08,053
that was my brother's name.
914
00:43:09,866 --> 00:43:11,543
But I've only got my mum now.
915
00:43:14,810 --> 00:43:16,200
So what about these sandwiches then?
916
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,543
Would they make the menu at Mandeville?
917
00:43:21,025 --> 00:43:22,153
- I think so.
- Good.
918
00:43:25,210 --> 00:43:29,805
If you're shy, painfully stupidly shy,
919
00:43:29,805 --> 00:43:32,888
this is a really good place to start.
920
00:43:38,144 --> 00:43:39,227
- I see that.
921
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:43,413
- Do you want some more ketchup now?
922
00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:44,246
- No.
923
00:43:45,679 --> 00:43:46,512
- You sure?
- Yeah.
924
00:43:47,579 --> 00:43:48,412
Thank you, though.
925
00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:46,468
- Nice.
926
00:44:47,301 --> 00:44:48,970
- So where do you live?
927
00:44:48,970 --> 00:44:49,868
- Who am I?
928
00:44:49,868 --> 00:44:51,873
- Yeah, who are you,
and where do you live?
929
00:44:51,873 --> 00:44:54,530
- Well, I live nowhere at the moment.
930
00:44:54,530 --> 00:44:56,485
- Oh, well, that sounds ominous.
931
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:58,230
Is this when you rush me into the woods
932
00:44:58,230 --> 00:44:59,063
and try and murder me?
933
00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:01,068
- Yeah, my master plan has worked.
934
00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:07,280
No, I'm staying at my
mum's for a few days now,
935
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,383
which is about 10 minutes from here.
936
00:45:11,010 --> 00:45:16,010
She gets lonely, and I
get, well, she only has me.
937
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,180
- Where were you before?
938
00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:22,510
- London, my own place for a few months.
939
00:45:22,510 --> 00:45:25,423
And then before that, with my ex.
940
00:45:26,730 --> 00:45:27,680
- So what happened?
941
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:33,620
- Well, she had a child, not
mine, previous relationship.
942
00:45:36,429 --> 00:45:39,530
Well, I guess I was still
a foolish young man.
943
00:45:39,530 --> 00:45:40,554
- Do you think you still are?
944
00:45:40,554 --> 00:45:41,804
- I don't know.
945
00:45:45,283 --> 00:45:46,596
I really hope not.
946
00:45:50,531 --> 00:45:51,528
When do you go back?
947
00:45:51,528 --> 00:45:54,060
- I go back tomorrow, yeah.
948
00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:54,893
- Tomorrow?
949
00:45:54,893 --> 00:45:55,726
- Yeah.
950
00:45:55,726 --> 00:45:56,559
- Back to London?
951
00:45:56,559 --> 00:45:58,960
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, back to the big smoke.
952
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,700
- I feel bad that I've robbed
you of a final day run,
953
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:02,750
a final day sweat.
954
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,250
- Don't, don't.
955
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:06,810
You've given me invaluable
lessons in golf,
956
00:46:06,810 --> 00:46:08,840
and a sausage sandwich, so thank you.
957
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,140
- It's my pleasure.
958
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:14,610
If ever you want some magical
fresh country air again,
959
00:46:14,610 --> 00:46:15,443
you know where it is.
960
00:46:15,443 --> 00:46:17,353
- Yeah, for sure.
961
00:46:17,353 --> 00:46:21,170
I'll think about it,
it's been really helpful.
962
00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:22,003
- I'm glad.
963
00:46:23,630 --> 00:46:24,880
Will you stay in finance?
964
00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:31,780
- I dunno, maybe I wasn't very happy.
965
00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:33,293
Maybe I should play another round of golf
966
00:46:33,293 --> 00:46:34,670
and have a think.
967
00:46:34,670 --> 00:46:36,230
- But you're not playing, remember?
968
00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:39,260
- Ah, yes, and that's probably
why I've had a good time.
969
00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:42,593
- Well, you know where it is.
970
00:46:44,450 --> 00:46:46,310
- Yeah, yeah.
971
00:46:46,310 --> 00:46:51,310
And, if and when you come
back to London, you should.
972
00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:56,873
- Yeah, I will definitely, I will, yeah.
973
00:46:57,820 --> 00:47:02,820
- Great, I don't have my phone on me, so.
974
00:47:02,845 --> 00:47:05,250
- I've got one.
975
00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:06,433
- Oh.
- Here you go.
976
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:13,097
Just put your number in as Naomi golf.
977
00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:14,260
- How'd you know my last name?
978
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:15,093
- Really?
979
00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:17,830
- No, no, I was joking.
980
00:47:17,830 --> 00:47:19,550
Bad joke, but I was joking.
981
00:47:19,550 --> 00:47:20,560
- Oh, you got me.
982
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,373
- It's not, but-
- I won't lose you.
983
00:47:25,090 --> 00:47:30,078
Like that, under that
name, I won't lose you.
984
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:39,113
- Good, we wouldn't want you losing me.
985
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:42,533
- Thank you.
986
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,950
- So, I'll be seeing you.
987
00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:49,523
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
988
00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:52,943
- Bye.
- Bye.
989
00:48:22,042 --> 00:48:27,042
away the thought of you
990
00:48:34,275 --> 00:48:39,275
pain and it all leads to you
991
00:48:46,516 --> 00:48:51,516
day I find new ways to lose
992
00:49:47,182 --> 00:49:52,182
away the thought of you
993
00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:04,396
pain and it all leads to you
994
00:50:53,899 --> 00:50:55,566
- Steve, hi!
- Naomi?
995
00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:58,013
- Oh God, are you peeing?
- Yeah.
996
00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,840
- Oh, sorry.
- Just give me a second,
997
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,400
sorry.
998
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,483
- Hi.
- Hi.
999
00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:06,593
- Hold on.
- Sorry, oh God.
1000
00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:09,710
- Sorry, there's no toilet.
- No, it's fine.
1001
00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:11,400
Round here I have to,
1002
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,740
I didn't see anybody who was around.
1003
00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:15,630
Oh no, it's fine, I saw nothing.
1004
00:51:15,630 --> 00:51:16,463
Oh.
1005
00:51:16,463 --> 00:51:18,020
Not that I, I'm
sure there's something to see,
1006
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:21,079
but I wasn't looking, so
I didn't see anything.
1007
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:24,410
- Hi, there's no, I haven't washed.
1008
00:51:24,410 --> 00:51:26,340
Here, hi, I like your dress.
1009
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:27,223
- Oh, thank you.
1010
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,053
- Hi.
- Hi.
1011
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,073
- Well, should we walk?
1012
00:51:32,073 --> 00:51:33,040
- Yeah, yeah.
1013
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,694
Well, as long as you don't
play and ruin it for yourself.
1014
00:51:34,694 --> 00:51:36,250
- Oh no, no, I'm not playing.
1015
00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:37,083
- You go ahead.
1016
00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:37,916
- Thank you.
1017
00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:38,930
- I thought-
1018
00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,282
- Oh.
- You go.
1019
00:51:40,282 --> 00:51:41,115
- Are you sure?
1020
00:51:41,115 --> 00:51:42,120
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1021
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:46,110
- Okay, well, I've got you something.
1022
00:51:46,110 --> 00:51:46,943
- Oh, wow.
1023
00:51:46,943 --> 00:51:49,065
- Yeah, I went to the local golf shop.
1024
00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:50,600
It's pre-owned, but they told me
1025
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:55,260
it's one of the best ones
they do, so here you go.
1026
00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:56,960
- Oh wow.
- Yeah!
1027
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,920
- Thank you.
- So you don't have to worry
1028
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,900
about the books, or worry
about the numbers anymore.
1029
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:02,590
You just point that at
the flag and zap it,
1030
00:52:02,590 --> 00:52:04,637
and the laser hits off it,
1031
00:52:04,637 --> 00:52:06,662
and it tells you how far away it is.
1032
00:52:06,662 --> 00:52:07,495
- Yeah.
1033
00:52:07,495 --> 00:52:08,643
- In yards, in your golf yards.
1034
00:52:11,350 --> 00:52:12,183
You don't like it?
1035
00:52:12,183 --> 00:52:14,820
- No, no, no, I like it,
I love it, thank you.
1036
00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:15,653
- You have one already, don't you?
1037
00:52:15,653 --> 00:52:16,740
- No, I don't have one.
1038
00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:17,920
- Are you sure you don't?
1039
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,753
- I don't.
1040
00:52:18,753 --> 00:52:19,586
- Well, then this is great.
1041
00:52:19,586 --> 00:52:20,419
I mean, it's easy, it's super quick.
1042
00:52:20,419 --> 00:52:21,477
.
1043
00:52:23,430 --> 00:52:26,568
- Well, I can't accept it.
1044
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,411
- Oh, but, why?
1045
00:52:31,411 --> 00:52:32,620
I bought it for you,
I want you to have it.
1046
00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:34,190
- No, it's not that.
1047
00:52:34,190 --> 00:52:37,340
- Because I actually can't return it,
1048
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:38,400
'cause I've been pointing at things
1049
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,850
when I walked up here, and
it's really, really good,
1050
00:52:40,850 --> 00:52:41,683
by the way, it's amazing.
1051
00:52:41,683 --> 00:52:44,003
I was testing its accuracy
and I was really impressed.
1052
00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:49,393
- No, it's they're not allowed.
1053
00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:53,440
- Where?
1054
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:54,273
- At the Open.
1055
00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:56,330
- Why?
1056
00:52:56,330 --> 00:52:58,536
- Well, they are in the practice rounds,
1057
00:52:58,536 --> 00:53:02,263
but in the actual tournament,
you can't use them,
1058
00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:05,680
they're not allowed, and I
need to work on my numbers,
1059
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,100
as you're aware, so if I
accept this and use it,
1060
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:10,027
I'll get lazy, and then,
come the tournament,
1061
00:53:10,027 --> 00:53:11,650
I'll be a mess.
1062
00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:13,260
I'll be all over, more all over the place,
1063
00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:16,513
so I really need to work on my numbers.
1064
00:53:18,690 --> 00:53:21,690
- Well, maths is about a lot
of hard work and repetition,
1065
00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:22,523
so you'll get better.
1066
00:53:22,523 --> 00:53:24,223
- Yeah, the professional game is,
1067
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,930
it's about the numbers, and
it's part of the challenge,
1068
00:53:28,930 --> 00:53:32,170
and the skill, so, but thank you.
1069
00:53:32,170 --> 00:53:34,010
It's really sweet, thank you.
1070
00:53:34,010 --> 00:53:36,620
- No, it's my pleasure.
1071
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:37,453
Okay.
1072
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,690
- I thought you'd gone.
1073
00:53:40,690 --> 00:53:44,673
- Yeah, I had, I went
to the golf shop, and.
1074
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:49,370
- Yeah.
1075
00:53:49,370 --> 00:53:52,708
- Well, I thought of you, so.
1076
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:57,708
- It's my brother.
1077
00:53:58,950 --> 00:53:59,783
- What?
1078
00:53:59,783 --> 00:54:00,710
- I'm sorry, I'm a mess.
1079
00:54:00,710 --> 00:54:01,600
- What is it?
1080
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,433
- Everything-
1081
00:54:02,433 --> 00:54:03,266
- Steve?
1082
00:54:03,266 --> 00:54:04,500
- Is something, I'm sorry.
1083
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:05,333
- What is it?
1084
00:54:06,650 --> 00:54:11,420
- He used to work the books
with me and do my numbers.
1085
00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:16,420
So, now every time I make
a mistake or get confused,
1086
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,200
I feel-
1087
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,160
- Yeah.
1088
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,780
- I feel like he's with
me, and I hear his voice,
1089
00:54:22,780 --> 00:54:27,780
and he's the good conscience
on my left shoulder.
1090
00:54:31,813 --> 00:54:35,880
- Well, I get it, and I'm really sorry,
1091
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,968
but I'll just take it back,
I'm sure they'll understand.
1092
00:54:38,968 --> 00:54:43,503
- No, I can think of a way
we can use it, if you like?
1093
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:45,513
- Are you sure?
1094
00:54:45,513 --> 00:54:46,367
- Yeah, are you in a rush?
1095
00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:49,760
- No, no, no, I've got some time.
1096
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,960
- Okay, great, let's go.
1097
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,390
- Okay.
- Come on.
1098
00:54:53,390 --> 00:54:54,223
- Okay.
1099
00:54:54,223 --> 00:54:55,680
- I wouldn't be here if I didn't think
1100
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:57,553
he was mentally strong enough.
1101
00:54:57,553 --> 00:54:59,716
It'd be a waste of my time.
1102
00:55:05,730 --> 00:55:08,533
Golf can be hard, it can be brutal.
1103
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:14,193
I mean, sometimes it's
easy, very, very rarely.
1104
00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:19,810
Most of the time, it humbles you.
1105
00:55:19,810 --> 00:55:23,610
It's a game of millimetres.
1106
00:55:23,610 --> 00:55:26,710
A fraction in either direction
1107
00:55:26,710 --> 00:55:30,800
can be the difference
between fairway or rough,
1108
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:35,750
water or land, winning or losing.
1109
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:39,283
The ball launches at more
than 180 miles per hour,
1110
00:55:40,550 --> 00:55:44,690
and that speed is generated
entirely by the body.
1111
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:48,290
There's no engine, no gas, nothing.
1112
00:55:48,290 --> 00:55:53,290
So when your body is generating that,
1113
00:55:54,660 --> 00:55:59,660
your mind needs to stay
calm and in control.
1114
00:56:00,510 --> 00:56:03,820
So there has to be a harmony
1115
00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:08,683
between body and mind
always, it's essential.
1116
00:56:09,790 --> 00:56:14,540
And with Steve, sometimes
the pressure of the occasion
1117
00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:19,540
can get to him, and he loses that harmony,
1118
00:56:30,093 --> 00:56:32,260
and he can make the wrong decision
1119
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:34,400
in the heat of the moment,
and then he's gone,
1120
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,300
and it's, that's it, that's game over.
1121
00:56:38,110 --> 00:56:40,613
That's a 180 miles per hour
in the wrong direction.
1122
00:56:45,633 --> 00:56:50,290
- 142?
- 144.
1123
00:56:50,290 --> 00:56:51,123
- Really?
1124
00:56:51,123 --> 00:56:52,640
- How did you get that?
1125
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,600
- Well, the distance from here is 128,
1126
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,610
and then from the front of
the green to the flag is 16,
1127
00:56:58,610 --> 00:57:01,653
so 128 plus 16 is-
- 144.
1128
00:57:04,190 --> 00:57:05,280
I mean, does it really matter?
1129
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,510
Two yards off isn't that bad.
1130
00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:08,250
- If I'm playing in a
friendly game, it isn't,
1131
00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:09,650
but if I'm gonna qualify for the Open,
1132
00:57:09,650 --> 00:57:10,900
then yeah, details.
1133
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:11,733
Tiger Woods will be there.
1134
00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:13,390
- Well, if he's there,
that changes everything.
1135
00:57:13,390 --> 00:57:14,540
- Yeah, it really does.
1136
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:17,300
- So what happens in your
head when you're adding up?
1137
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:21,260
- Well, I start to panic,
and then I lose my focus,
1138
00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:22,370
and I start rushing.
1139
00:57:22,370 --> 00:57:23,580
- Would you rush your swing?
1140
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:24,460
- No, never.
1141
00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:25,500
- Then why do you rush the numbers?
1142
00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:27,720
- Because I'm not confident
with them, and it annoys me,
1143
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,080
and I don't wanna be slow.
1144
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,540
Slow play is a killer.
1145
00:57:30,540 --> 00:57:32,050
- Okay, so slow play is when someone takes
1146
00:57:32,050 --> 00:57:33,360
a really long time to take their shot?
1147
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,820
- Yes, it's the absolute
worst, it's killing the game.
1148
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,857
Nobody should play slow ever.
1149
00:57:36,857 --> 00:57:38,030
- And that really worries you?
1150
00:57:38,030 --> 00:57:40,193
- Well, it's like being
behind a slow driver.
1151
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,210
- Okay, yeah, no, I see that.
1152
00:57:42,210 --> 00:57:43,043
- Yeah, now you get it.
1153
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:46,423
Horrific. So when's qualifying?
1154
00:57:48,370 --> 00:57:51,773
- There are two stages, the
first is in a fortnight,
1155
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,673
and then if I get through-
1156
00:57:53,673 --> 00:57:54,506
- When you get through.
1157
00:57:54,506 --> 00:57:56,670
Sorry, yes, when I get through,
1158
00:57:56,670 --> 00:57:58,940
the second stage is a week after that.
1159
00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:00,710
- And the Open itself?
1160
00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:03,543
- Three weeks again, so end of July.
1161
00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:06,480
- I'll caddy for you.
1162
00:58:08,170 --> 00:58:09,003
- What?
1163
00:58:09,003 --> 00:58:11,930
- I'll still be on my
journey of finding direction,
1164
00:58:11,930 --> 00:58:13,430
it'll be a nice little detour.
1165
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,273
- You're serious?
1166
00:58:18,273 --> 00:58:20,790
- Yes, I'm serious.
1167
00:58:20,790 --> 00:58:23,880
I'll do the books, the
numbers, you take the shots,
1168
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,373
we're a proper team; player and caddy.
1169
00:58:27,690 --> 00:58:30,190
- Well, there's no money in it.
1170
00:58:30,190 --> 00:58:31,050
I'm playing as an amateur,
1171
00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:33,360
so don't expect to become
the highest paid sportsperson
1172
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,242
in New Zealand or anything.
1173
00:58:34,242 --> 00:58:36,270
- We'll have to play a
lot for that to happen.
1174
00:58:36,270 --> 00:58:37,103
- I'd have to win for that to happen.
1175
00:58:37,103 --> 00:58:38,470
- We'd have to win.
- We'd have to win
1176
00:58:38,470 --> 00:58:40,070
for that to happen, all the time.
1177
00:58:40,070 --> 00:58:41,240
- Yes, and I'm not from New Zealand, so.
1178
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,937
- Well, that's a minor detail.
1179
00:58:51,370 --> 00:58:54,240
- Well, I don't need the money, actually.
1180
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,290
I worked really hard, and even
though what happened to me
1181
00:58:58,290 --> 00:59:00,820
was the most demoralising
experience of my life,
1182
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:02,083
the pay was great.
1183
00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:07,393
So, I'm ready to move on,
1184
00:59:08,450 --> 00:59:11,373
and to keep looking forward
to overcome everything,
1185
00:59:11,373 --> 00:59:12,963
like you have with Frank,
1186
00:59:14,350 --> 00:59:15,420
because he was a part of you, right?
1187
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:16,670
He was in your heart.
1188
00:59:16,670 --> 00:59:17,923
- Yeah, of course.
1189
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,910
- And a little bit of
you died when he did.
1190
00:59:21,910 --> 00:59:23,060
- Still does every day.
1191
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,220
- It's not your fault.
1192
00:59:27,070 --> 00:59:28,870
Your brother dying isn't your fault.
1193
00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:32,230
You have to forgive yourself.
1194
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:40,510
- And here I am, on a golf
course, happy and calm,
1195
00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:43,390
which means I really
must be happy and calm.
1196
00:59:43,390 --> 00:59:44,610
- Everyone's got their story.
1197
00:59:44,610 --> 00:59:47,510
A golf course is a blank book
with your name on the cover.
1198
00:59:50,130 --> 00:59:51,510
- So what will you do for money?
1199
00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:53,297
- Well, I have enough to see
me through until the Open,
1200
00:59:53,297 --> 00:59:55,623
and then if I finish well-
- When we-
1201
00:59:56,980 --> 01:00:01,640
- When we finish well,
I'll turn professional.
1202
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,110
- God, so that'll be your job,
1203
01:00:03,110 --> 01:00:05,090
you'll be a proper professional golfer?
1204
01:00:05,090 --> 01:00:05,923
- Yeah.
1205
01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:08,693
- You're gonna have to start showing me
1206
01:00:08,693 --> 01:00:09,770
all the landmarks and everything,
1207
01:00:09,770 --> 01:00:10,890
'cause I'm starting to feel the pressure.
1208
01:00:10,890 --> 01:00:11,880
- Well, that's the easy part.
1209
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,060
It's just like reading a map.
1210
01:00:13,060 --> 01:00:13,893
- Oh, good, I love reading maps.
1211
01:00:13,893 --> 01:00:15,199
- Yeah, it's nice to
know where you're going.
1212
01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:17,366
- Know where you're going.
1213
01:00:18,410 --> 01:00:19,510
- Yeah, for the journey that you're on,
1214
01:00:19,510 --> 01:00:22,453
that's your life.
- That's your life, yeah.
1215
01:00:25,650 --> 01:00:26,950
- So what's the hard part?
1216
01:00:29,050 --> 01:00:30,530
- Well, reading me.
1217
01:00:30,530 --> 01:00:32,080
- No, walk in the park.
1218
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:32,913
- Uh oh.
1219
01:00:35,290 --> 01:00:36,450
- Can I try the bag?
1220
01:00:36,450 --> 01:00:37,667
- What?
1221
01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:39,200
- Well I can't be the
only caddy at the Open
1222
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,160
not carrying their player's bag.
1223
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,440
- I didn't think this through, did I?
1224
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,673
- Mm-hmm, here.
1225
01:00:49,035 --> 01:00:50,780
I think your dad would be really happy
1226
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,976
knowing someone who cares
for you is your new caddy.
1227
01:00:55,530 --> 01:00:56,380
- Yeah, he would.
1228
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:03,103
He'd love that, and so would Frank.
1229
01:01:16,187 --> 01:01:17,437
And so would I.
1230
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,380
It's heavy.
1231
01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:21,594
- You know I've got the guns.
1232
01:01:25,170 --> 01:01:26,500
- You got it?
- Yeah.
1233
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,900
- Okay, it's all you now.
1234
01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:29,360
- Oh God, it is heavy.
1235
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,193
- I told you.
1236
01:01:30,193 --> 01:01:31,490
- Yeah, but I like it.
1237
01:01:31,490 --> 01:01:32,943
- Okay, well, it looks good.
1238
01:01:32,943 --> 01:01:34,030
- Do you think so?
- Yeah.
1239
01:01:34,030 --> 01:01:35,550
- Does it suit me?
- Yeah.
1240
01:01:35,550 --> 01:01:36,420
Well, not when you do that,
1241
01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:38,220
but when you just hold it normally.
1242
01:01:38,220 --> 01:01:39,715
Yeah, when you just be yourself.
1243
01:01:42,355 --> 01:01:44,663
Yeah, like that,
1244
01:01:44,663 --> 01:01:45,496
That's good.
1245
01:01:45,496 --> 01:01:46,658
- Thank you.
1246
01:01:52,612 --> 01:01:53,862
You better hit your shot.
1247
01:01:55,700 --> 01:02:00,630
- Right, 144.
1248
01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:03,637
- Which means I think
you're good for, oh, a nine.
1249
01:02:05,256 --> 01:02:06,089
- Perfect.
1250
01:02:06,089 --> 01:02:07,157
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
1251
01:02:20,986 --> 01:02:22,410
That looks good.
1252
01:02:22,410 --> 01:02:24,241
- Oh my God, Steve, Steve!
1253
01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:26,072
- I think it might go in!
1254
01:02:26,072 --> 01:02:26,905
Did that go in?
1255
01:02:26,905 --> 01:02:27,738
- Yes!
1256
01:02:27,738 --> 01:02:28,712
- It went in?
- Oh my God!
1257
01:02:28,712 --> 01:02:30,695
Yes!
1258
01:02:30,695 --> 01:02:33,262
- Yes!
1259
01:02:33,262 --> 01:02:34,559
- Oh my God!
1260
01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:36,024
You did it!
1261
01:02:36,024 --> 01:02:38,435
- We did it.
- We did it!
1262
01:02:38,435 --> 01:02:39,268
We did it.
1263
01:02:40,766 --> 01:02:45,766
- Because of the love
that exists between us,
1264
01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:49,360
I can keep the harmony.
1265
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:53,260
I can read him, because I
love him and know him so well,
1266
01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:56,730
and he trusts me because he loves me.
1267
01:02:56,730 --> 01:02:58,690
He needs that love to succeed.
1268
01:02:58,690 --> 01:03:01,170
I guess I do too; we both do.
1269
01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:02,700
It's our extra club in the bag,
1270
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:04,000
it's what sets us apart.
1271
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,780
It's the reason that I
know that we'll qualify.
1272
01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:11,780
What is it they say, what's that phrase?
1273
01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:14,894
Love is the answer.
1274
01:03:14,894 --> 01:03:16,063
Yeah,
that's the one, yeah.
1275
01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:19,990
- Well, in our case,
1276
01:03:19,990 --> 01:03:23,790
the question is how'd
you qualify for the Open?
1277
01:03:23,790 --> 01:03:24,743
Is that good?
1278
01:03:26,330 --> 01:03:28,510
Yes, just one more.
1279
01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:31,853
When you do qualify-
- Mm-hmm?
1280
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:35,253
What then?
1281
01:03:56,877 --> 01:04:01,351
- It's 175 to the front,
1282
01:04:01,351 --> 01:04:05,410
and the pin is eight yards on.
1283
01:04:05,410 --> 01:04:09,333
- 183?
- Yeah.
1284
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:15,980
- A six iron.
- No, no, it's a five.
1285
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:17,313
- It's a six.
1286
01:04:17,313 --> 01:04:18,160
- No!
- Steve!
1287
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:18,993
- No!
- It was a six iron then,
1288
01:04:18,993 --> 01:04:21,200
and it's a six iron now.
1289
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,769
- I can't do it.
1290
01:04:22,769 --> 01:04:23,602
- You can.
1291
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,013
You can do it, Steve.
1292
01:04:29,950 --> 01:04:32,873
A six iron onto the green, two putts,
1293
01:04:34,632 --> 01:04:36,294
and we're going to the Open.
1294
01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:09,690
- Our lives will change.
1295
01:05:09,690 --> 01:05:14,073
We were born to compete
in the Open together,
1296
01:05:15,310 --> 01:05:20,000
so when we do, there's no
looking back, only forward.
1297
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,970
As soon as we qualify, from that moment,
1298
01:05:21,970 --> 01:05:25,280
it's just the future.
1299
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:30,271
And the future is, well,
it's kind of strange
1300
01:05:41,490 --> 01:05:46,490
to be talking about, because we've worked
1301
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:50,373
practically our entire
lives for this moment,
1302
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:58,400
it all comes down to this, and
1303
01:05:58,710 --> 01:05:59,543
we're ready.
1304
01:06:21,650 --> 01:06:25,702
We used to do impressions of
him as kids, you remember?
1305
01:06:25,702 --> 01:06:26,793
- Yeah.
1306
01:06:28,490 --> 01:06:29,990
- So, he kind of stands there,
1307
01:06:32,270 --> 01:06:33,520
he's always so relaxed, isn't he?
1308
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,353
- Yeah.
1309
01:06:34,353 --> 01:06:35,186
- And under his little umbrella,
1310
01:06:35,186 --> 01:06:37,264
and he looks down at the start sheet,
1311
01:06:37,264 --> 01:06:40,470
and along his nose and he
brings the mic up to his mouth,
1312
01:06:40,470 --> 01:06:45,470
and he's like, this is game number 32.
1313
01:06:45,582 --> 01:06:48,352
On the team from Spain, Sergio Garcia.
1314
01:06:49,370 --> 01:06:50,988
- It's good, isn't it?
- Yes, very.
1315
01:06:50,988 --> 01:06:52,655
- Here, I'll do one.
1316
01:06:54,723 --> 01:06:57,630
This is game number 45.
1317
01:06:57,630 --> 01:07:00,246
On the team from USA, Tiger Woods.
1318
01:07:02,973 --> 01:07:03,993
Do us.
1319
01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:06,443
- You do us.
1320
01:07:08,330 --> 01:07:11,465
- I'll be teeing off, do us.
1321
01:07:14,258 --> 01:07:16,780
This is game number 23.
1322
01:07:16,780 --> 01:07:19,960
On the team from England, Steve McClay.
1323
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:23,120
- Yes, that's cool.
1324
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:24,044
If we make it.
1325
01:07:24,044 --> 01:07:25,720
When we make it.
1326
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,983
Sorry, yes, when we make it,
1327
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,370
you're gonna have to do
that in front of him.
1328
01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:33,613
In front of,
1329
01:07:33,613 --> 01:07:35,680
I'm gonna do an impression
of Ivor Robson to his face?
1330
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,840
- Yes.
- No way.
1331
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:40,223
- Why?
- Because I'll be too nervous.
1332
01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:43,240
You'll be too nervous?
1333
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:44,910
I'll be about to tee off at the Open.
1334
01:07:44,910 --> 01:07:45,780
We'll be about to tee off.
1335
01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:47,440
Yes, we'll be
about to tee off at the Open,
1336
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,610
and you'll be too nervous
to do an impression
1337
01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:49,770
of Ivor Robson in front of him?
1338
01:07:49,770 --> 01:07:52,635
Yeah, I'll be focused.
1339
01:07:54,948 --> 01:07:59,948
- Teeing off at The Open.
1340
01:08:00,171 --> 01:08:01,326
That's the ultimate dream.
- Yeah.
1341
01:08:01,326 --> 01:08:02,919
Yes, it is.
1342
01:08:02,919 --> 01:08:04,419
- Nothing like it.
1343
01:08:05,991 --> 01:08:07,195
- Teeing off at The open.
1344
01:08:25,886 --> 01:08:30,886
to you, I would be home
1345
01:08:47,128 --> 01:08:52,128
away the thought of you
1346
01:08:59,452 --> 01:09:04,452
pain and it all leads to you
1347
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:16,600
day I find new ways to lose
1348
01:09:48,025 --> 01:09:53,025
with every single thing I do
1349
01:10:12,350 --> 01:10:17,350
away the thought of you
1350
01:10:24,414 --> 01:10:29,414
pain and it all leads to you
1351
01:10:36,606 --> 01:10:41,606
day I find new ways to lose
90513
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