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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:27,861 * L-O-V-E me * 4 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:33,801 * This is Murphy Lizzle On a Jazze produc-shizzle * 5 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,304 * My nizzle * 6 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,107 * I'm a make you love me, babe * 7 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,208 * Hug me, baby * 8 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,875 * Place no one above me, baby * 9 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:44,678 * Kissing and hugging Hugging and kissing * 10 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,748 * Give me a chance I'm the one you're missing * 11 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:53,254 * L-O-V-E me * 12 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:55,723 * Demolish ya def Acknowledge yourself * 13 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,925 * Now you rock a smaller belt For my nutritional health * 14 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,393 * I'm the god, mommy * 15 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,462 * Teach you what you need To be taught * 16 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:02,863 * And these feelings That I brought, ma * 17 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,465 * They all in your thoughts * 18 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,600 * You can't love nobody Till you love you * 19 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,437 * So when you do love somebody You know what to do * 20 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,239 * And I ain't trying To get mushy, you dig? * 21 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,906 * And all pushy, you dig? * 22 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:15,109 * I just like the fact Your tushy is big * 23 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,911 * Can I touch it, touch it? Maybe caress it and rub it? * 24 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,447 * Take advantage of it * 25 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,482 * Show me your private When we in public * 26 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,584 * You acting fresh this way Like, "But guess" * 27 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,286 * But really you princess cut * 28 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:27,388 * Invisible set Incredible sex * 29 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,190 * Way, way ahead Of the rest * 30 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,991 * Best personality Face, booty and chest * 31 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:32,593 * I'm a make you love me, baby * 32 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,595 * And I can make you Love me, baby * 33 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:37,265 * Hug me, baby Place no one above me, baby * 34 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:39,967 * Kissing and hugging Hugging and kissing * 35 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:42,703 * Give me a chance I'm the cat you're missing * 36 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,739 * Come on I'm a make you love me, girl * 37 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,941 * Hug me, girl Place no one above me, girl * 38 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:52,313 * Kiss and hug me, babe Give me a chance * 39 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,315 * I'm the cat that You loving, come on * 40 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:57,918 * L-O-V-E me * 41 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,620 * Ooh, da da da * 42 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,789 * From Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday * 43 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:04,892 * Friday, Saturday And sometimes Sunday * 44 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,196 * L-O-V-E me * 45 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,731 * Ooh, da da da * 46 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,800 * From Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday * 47 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,436 * Friday, Saturday And sometimes Sunday * 48 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:21,342 * L-O-V-E me * 49 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:23,644 * From Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday * 50 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:27,114 * Friday, Saturday And sometimes Sunday * 51 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,883 * L-O-V-E me * 52 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,052 * Ooh, da da da * 53 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:33,954 * From Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday * 54 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,424 Ohh! 55 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,499 GIRL 1: Be sure to lock the door. 56 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,167 GIRL 2: I locked it. 57 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,105 Hi there. Go on in. 58 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,374 Hi, Ms. Morgan. 59 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,976 Oh, Alvin. I should have called you. 60 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:59,247 The kids are having a party, and it's in full swing now. 61 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,315 Oh, that's okay. I can still clean the pool. 62 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:04,184 They won't be in my way. Oh... 63 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,854 Okay. Okay. 64 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,361 Okay, okay. It's about time you made it, man. 65 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,695 Yo, my fault, dog. 66 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,331 Come on. Talking all that garbage in school. 67 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,667 That's you, baby. What? What? 68 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,369 Look at you. 69 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,705 [YELLING] 70 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,183 Wow! 71 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,252 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 72 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,304 [DOG BARKING] 73 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,973 GIRL: There you are. 74 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,379 You know, I've been looking all over for you. 75 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,784 Come here! 76 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:13,020 Mama's little baby. Look at the dog. Yeah. 77 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,089 You guys, thank you so much for watching over the grill. 78 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,359 No problem. Yeah, thanks. 79 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,432 TED: Forget it man. Chicks like Paris don't date outside the NBA. 80 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:43,317 * Hold you, kiss you So sexy * 81 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:46,320 * Drive me crazy * 82 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,423 * I wanna hold you * 83 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:55,696 * Kiss you, so sexy * 84 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:59,333 * Drive me crazy, baby * 85 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:04,638 * I don't even care How I look * 86 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:08,842 * My mind is saying That it is you * 87 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:14,415 * Yeah, you're blowing my mind You're blowing my mind * 88 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,951 * I can't deny I can't deny it * 89 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,788 * I'm out of my head I'm out of my head * 90 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,857 * Wanna bet your last bet I can make your life better * 91 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:28,095 * Next to you It's the sexy things you do * 92 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,769 Swim lessons, boy! 93 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,270 All wet. 94 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,972 GIRL: You need some Floaties. 95 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,509 BOY: Get that garbage out of the pool! 96 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,714 Let me give you a tip, punk. 97 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,582 Next time you wanna crash a party 98 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,651 don't fall in the pool. 99 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,720 He's the pool boy, Ted. 100 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:56,757 If he was in the pool, it was for a reason, I'm sure. 101 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,294 Well, it's a lot more technical than you think. 102 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,295 See, I was just-- 103 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,598 Anyhoo! Come on, man. 104 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,333 Let's get out of here. 105 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,036 Thinks he's on the swim team or something. 106 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,038 [**] 107 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,712 PARIS: Can you believe she had the nerve to ask me 108 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,582 what it was like being with him? 109 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:55,983 I was like, "Oh, my God." 110 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,818 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 111 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,790 Hello? Right now? 112 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,158 Dru's on TV! 113 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:13,467 STUART SCOTT: A year ago, he was going to his high-school prom. 114 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,668 He had his corsage and that old-school, 115 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,169 jacked-up frilly shirt. 116 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,271 Now he's clean, living pro-baller style. 117 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,940 That's one hell of a jump. 118 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,308 Why'd you have to bring up the corsage? 119 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,511 Because we all did it. 120 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,879 I bet all your peoples back home on the West Coast miss you. 121 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,482 You probably got a girl there. Oh, my God. 122 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:32,820 I have a job here. I play professional basketball. That's what I do. 123 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:35,222 Otherwise, you know how it is, Stu. I'm a free agent. 124 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,824 Mm-hm. 125 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:40,060 All right. Officially, he is a member of the NBA. 126 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,163 Let's go back to SportsCenter. 127 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:47,735 Free agent? Free agent? 128 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,673 Paged him. 129 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:10,490 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 130 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:20,167 GIRL: I'll see you in homeroom, all right? 131 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,181 ALVIN: Yo. How you guys doing? 132 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,149 Did you see the update on the GM website? 133 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,384 What update? 134 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,752 Some guy in Kentucky boosted 135 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,888 his power-to-weight ratio by 10 percent. 136 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:43,290 You still have the best design. That New York guy has given up. 137 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,092 And the guy from Kentucky is just desperate. 138 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,627 You don't have anything to worry about. 139 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,630 Except durability. And power-to-weight. 140 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,565 WALTER: See, that's when a new camshaft comes in. 141 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,001 It's lighter and stronger at the same time. 142 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,069 You're one of the three finalists, Alvin. 143 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,304 You're the man! 144 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,841 Hey. 145 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,776 We're only discussing you getting a full-ride, 146 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,845 four-year scholarship-- 147 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:08,115 She's like a Frappuccino with hips. 148 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,552 It's like they all saw the interview. 149 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,622 They did. It was on SportsCenter. 150 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,324 Ooh, grande mocha-brownie Frappuccino. 151 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,694 With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream. 152 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,231 Dream on. 153 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,434 Clearly, Alvin's not masturbating enough. 154 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,836 Thank God I don't have that problem. 155 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,905 All right, holler at your people, now. 156 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,742 I'm not touching that. I don't want to. 157 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,309 I don't want to. 158 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:42,082 Yvonne's right. Act like he called with a good explanation. 159 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,751 Yeah, well, he better call, 160 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,987 and he better have a good explanation. Look at me. 161 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,937 CHUCK: Look at them. Not a care in the world. 162 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,773 You know if they catch you staring like that, 163 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,475 they're gonna send the jocks to kick our asses. 164 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,311 No, they won't. 165 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,715 We're invisible. Invisible? 166 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:19,019 Not "invisible" invisible. Just invisible to them. 167 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,989 We'd be visible enough if we'd walk down that hallway. 168 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,295 Why can't we walk down that hallway? It's a hallway. 169 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,264 In that community, we're immigrants without green cards. 170 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:36,870 What? Boy, I got on high fashion just like them. Check this out. 171 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,839 A fake label you got off the Internet 172 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,809 and stuck on some Wranglers. Very high fashion. 173 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,476 Man, watch this. Walter. 174 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,179 Hey, Walter. Walter, no! 175 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:50,283 BOY: Hell, son, you in the wrong hall, man! 176 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,687 I mean, I'll get you there. I'll breaks it down. 177 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,155 Yeah. Hey, girl. 178 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,791 You like how I do that? He doesn't even see us. 179 00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,960 Yo, man! 180 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,395 Yo, yo, yo. 181 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,931 Y'all busters stinking up our hallway again? 182 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,666 No, no, dudes. It's cool, bro. 183 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,468 Look. Check this. 184 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,203 Oh, what's up with that, Ted? 185 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,605 What's that, the gay surrender? You some type of homo thug? 186 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,207 Man, I ought to kick your ass! 187 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,946 Punk. 188 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,883 Stay out of here. 189 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,922 WALTER: I got on Sean Johns. I'm gonna make me some Phat Farms. 190 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,323 No, I mean, buy some. 191 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,359 Don't come down this hallway again! 192 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,228 No, man. No, man. We can't be having that. 193 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,599 CHUCK: It sounded great. 194 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,770 After you win, we should drop this in the Galaxie. 195 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,005 ALVIN: If I win. 196 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,941 No offense, but this baby's going with me. 197 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:51,478 Keep it in my dorm room. Until I get a car. 198 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,181 No "if." When you win, man. 199 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,818 I sure hope I win. 200 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,788 It'd be a nice change. 201 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,823 Tired of people calling us losers. 202 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,060 Who says we're losers? What's the matter with you? 203 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,363 Being depressed and cynical is my job. 204 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,865 Man... 205 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,667 We're about to graduate soon. 206 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,970 We never go on dates. 207 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,739 Never go to any dances. 208 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,043 We have no memories. 209 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,478 I mean, we're settling. 210 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,117 And they're not. 211 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,924 [AL GREEN'S "TIRED OF BEING ALONE"] 212 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:47,267 * I'm so tired of being alone I'm so tied up on my own * 213 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:55,275 * Won't you help me, girl? Just as soon as you can * 214 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:59,346 * People say That I found a way * 215 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:07,187 * To make you say That you love me * 216 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,290 * But, baby You didn't go for that * 217 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,326 WOMAN: Clarence! Dinner's ready! 218 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,329 Can you turn off that music, please? 219 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:21,668 Turn off the music like you been turning off your loving. 220 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,938 Alvin, honey, turn that game off. Come on, time to eat. 221 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:28,575 Aretha, come on, honey, time to eat. Let's go. 222 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,426 Gracious God. 223 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,633 So... 224 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:57,337 Alvin, got a date tonight? Dad, you're in denial. 225 00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,173 Shut up, you Bride-of-Chucky-looking extraterrestrial-- 226 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,809 That's not even funny, stupid. 227 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,279 Well, Alvin, what do you have planned for tonight, boy? 228 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,216 I'm gonna do some work on the computer. 229 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,617 All the schematics have to be coded 230 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,785 in HTML for the GM website. 231 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,455 Then me and the guys are gonna bust out some Xbox. 232 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,525 See that? Your son's a healthy, heterosexual dork. 233 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,828 Shut up, Lil' Kim in training! Both of you, hush now. 234 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,796 Why you always blaming me? 235 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,000 Go straight from the bank to the auto yard when you pick up that part. 236 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,002 I don't like you walking around with that much cash. 237 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,539 Why not? How much is it? $1500. 238 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,509 $1500? 239 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:40,280 My boy got $1500 cleaning swimming pools? 240 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,550 Yeah, and he collected it in genuine currency, 241 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,818 not IOUs or food stamps. 242 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,654 Hold on, now. 243 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,057 Food stamps just like money. 244 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,992 Try to buy school clothes with food stamps. 245 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,626 VIVIAN: All right, young lady, watch yourself. 246 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,529 Look, uh, son. 247 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,832 Your mama right. You know, we proud of you. 248 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,303 Work on your little engine and all your little school stuff 249 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,272 and all like that, but listen to me, son. 250 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:09,109 All that working like that without no loving? 251 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,579 That drive a man crazy. 252 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,381 You hear about all them students over in China, 253 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,049 all of them be jumping out windows 254 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,951 because they be under so much pressure. 255 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,652 You know why they jump out of windows? 256 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,022 Because they ain't got enough singing over there 257 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,490 and ain't enough loving over there. 258 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,525 You ever heard of a Chinese love song? 259 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,760 How many Chinese people over there? 260 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,862 Give me a figure. What, about 25--? 261 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,598 What, about 30 billion of them? 262 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,467 Thirty billion people ain't got a one Barry White. 263 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,870 Ever seen a big old, fat, black, Chinese Barry White man? 264 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,339 Any of them? Have you ever? 265 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,609 Hell, no. Ain't gonna see one either. 266 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,477 Dad, I hear you on the whole dating thing. 267 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,079 You know, sometimes you wanna hang out-- 268 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,548 I'm gonna tell you something. 269 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:52,452 * You gonna get Tired of being at home * 270 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,853 * Tired of being alone-- * 271 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,422 Clarence! Oh, shut up. 272 00:15:55,488 --> 00:16:02,695 * Ought to help yourself Find a smooth little girl * 273 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,831 Don't worry, honey, he'll call. 274 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,266 Speaking of calling, 275 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,068 my cell phone doesn't work at the resort 276 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,070 so if you need me, call the resort. 277 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,538 I know, the number's on the fridge. 278 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,143 You know what? I'll just be a second. 279 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,346 I forgot to put the car in the garage. 280 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,148 I cannot leave my Escalade-- You're killing me. 281 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,782 Come on, sweetie. 282 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,784 Mom, go! 283 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:28,555 I'll put it in for you. Okay. 284 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,757 Park it and leave it. 285 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,759 Don't even think about cruising around with my car 286 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,162 with your friends, thinking you're cute, Paris. 287 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,097 I mean it. You are not on my insurance. 288 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,531 Mom, stop! 289 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,833 Look, you give yourself no credit. 290 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,202 You ain't no fool-maker. 291 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,171 JUNIOR: She's right, and we're late. 292 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,805 Love you. Love you too. 293 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,476 Don't worry, honey, he will call on one of those phones. 294 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,849 [JEANNIE ORTEGA'S "GOT WHAT IT TAKES" PLAYING] 295 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,651 * Aaah Feelin' it * 296 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,589 * Tell me now * 297 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,458 * I got what it takes To start the party * 298 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,195 * We're coming out tonight It's time to do it right * 299 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,496 I'm balling. 300 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,199 Girl, your mama's wheels are tight. 301 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,700 * ...Pimp, y'all Don't need the cash * 302 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,836 * Just want to shake My boricua ass * 303 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,638 * Just want to feel it's on * 304 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:23,376 Take your time. Give everyone a chance to envy. 305 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,878 Paris is rolling! Yo, that's hot! 306 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,847 * ...Beat can't relax... * 307 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,682 It's Dru. This is perfect. 308 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,018 Stay on the phone with him while we drive up. 309 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,222 Too bad we don't have a speaker. Do I mention the interview? 310 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,891 Hell, yeah, you mention the damn interview, girl. 311 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,261 Just be cool. ZOE: And sweet. 312 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,364 No, sweet is weak, Zoe. 313 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,765 He can't see you through the phone! 314 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,600 Just answer it. 315 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,770 Hello, Dru? Who's your boo, baby? 316 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,174 You're my boo, baby, but why did you have to go and dis me? 317 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,510 Why you sweating me? Come on. Who loves you? 318 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,313 Dru loves you. Never stop, never will stop. 319 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,550 Don't hate the player, baby. Hate the game. 320 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,285 ALVIN: Hey, this looks pretty cool. 321 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,655 Hopefully, Russell Simmons doesn't kick your ass. 322 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,790 Wait till the whole car looks like that. 323 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,993 Then all the girls will notice us? No. 324 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,662 At least with the Phat Farm, 325 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,031 we'll get some phat booties to rub on. Talk to you! 326 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,300 I hate y'all, man. 327 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,038 Man, I'm telling you, we gonna roll up in this car, 328 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,608 everybody's head's gonna be turning. 329 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,244 So, baby, really, it was just publicity? 330 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,245 Yeah, girl. 331 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,880 Hey, hold on, okay? Hold on. 332 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,584 He's got me on hold. 333 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,823 Feel like popping a cork, sugar? 334 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,860 Who's that? Who's who? 335 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:52,299 The limo driver popped a tire. I gotta go. 336 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,101 Oh, no, you don't. Then say my name. 337 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,637 Better say it. Say my name! 338 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,273 You better say my name. He didn't say it. 339 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,475 What do you mean, he didn't say your name? 340 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,145 He didn't say my name! ZOE: Look out! 341 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,919 BOY: Oh, she done messed the ride! 342 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,422 Yo, I got an uncle that could fix that, baby! 343 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,025 GROUP: Better get Maaco! Ooh! 344 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,660 CAR: OnStar emergency. 345 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,463 BOY: I'll stand anywhere, baby. 346 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,864 Is there an emergency in your vehicle? 347 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,700 Do you have any idea how much that's gonna cost? 348 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,136 $3000? 349 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,071 And about two weeks in terms of labor. 350 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,406 I'm a little backed up. 351 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,707 Is there any way we can figure out 352 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:38,278 some kind of payment schedule? 353 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,313 Yeah, sure. Here's what we can do. 354 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,615 You give me 300 now and then you come back 355 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,684 two weeks from Monday with 2700. 356 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,187 And that's cash on delivery, not check on delivery. 357 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,857 That doesn't make sense. 358 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,862 Do you realize--? I just said, my mom's gonna be back on Monday! 359 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,799 In two weeks, I'll be dead! Don't worry about it, honey. 360 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:04,704 Kids crash cars all the time. That's why people get insurance. 361 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,942 You're not on your mom's insurance, are you? 362 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,213 I'm dead. 363 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,489 Hey, Alvin! It's in. 364 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,524 You gotta check this out. 365 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,460 It's amazing how light this is. 366 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,430 It's hard to believe it's a camshaft. 367 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,301 You know her? 368 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,237 That's Paris Morgan. 369 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,839 Will you kindly explain to her 370 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:44,176 that two weeks and 3 grand is the best she can hope for? 371 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,913 I mean, it's too bad her mama's coming home on Monday. 372 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,882 Out of that 3 grand... 373 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,518 how much is in parts? 374 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,587 I don't know. About 1500. Why? 375 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,958 I'll be right back. 376 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,701 Paris? 377 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:14,073 Um, Alan? 378 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,343 Alvin. 379 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,679 You do our pool, right? 380 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,181 Yeah. You know, 381 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,283 Ben's quoting you a really fair price. 382 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,355 That's what I figured. 383 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,022 I'm dead. 384 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,560 Not necessarily. 385 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,296 What? 386 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,432 I can have it done by Monday. 387 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,869 You can do it? 388 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,270 The parts are only $1500. 389 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,906 I can have the labor done by this weekend. 390 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,975 But I don't have $1500. 391 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,611 I do. 392 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,816 Let's back up here. 393 00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,353 Now, you're saying you're willing to fix this car 394 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,154 this weekend and pay for the parts? 395 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,790 ALVIN: Yeah. 396 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,925 That's what I'm saying. Exactly. 397 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,661 PARIS: And what exactly do you want in return? 398 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,331 What, you think I'm some cheap ho? 399 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,702 Wait. This has nothing to do with sex. 400 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,904 You don't have to do anything. 401 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,573 Just pretend. 402 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,076 Pretend to be my girlfriend for a couple of months. 403 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,748 So you think that you can buy me for $1500? 404 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,584 No, no, no. Not buy you, just rent you. 405 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,688 Did I mention this has nothing to do with sex? 406 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:40,059 Why would you want people to think that I'm your girl? 407 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:43,730 It would make me popular. 408 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:59,078 All right. One week. 409 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,782 I'm your girl for one week. 410 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,952 ALVIN: It has to be a month. 411 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,688 PARIS: Two weeks! That's my final answer. 412 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,157 Okay, two weeks. Perfect. 413 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,259 And you better not even think about sex. 414 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,663 Yeah, yeah. Got it, got it. 415 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,598 And don't even look at my booty. 416 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:19,999 Right. No booty licking. 417 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,370 I mean, looking. 418 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,072 ALVIN: This is a sworn secret, right? 419 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,641 You can't tell anyone about our deal. Promise? 420 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,176 PARIS: Believe me, this is one thing 421 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,179 I can guarantee I will never admit to anyone. 422 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,014 Pinky swear? 423 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,243 Whoa! You're not late. 424 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,345 My dad says all women are 15 minutes late-- 425 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,481 You know what? Zip your mouth. 426 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,820 Do you own an iron? 427 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,022 Come here. Let me fix this. All right. 428 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,993 All right. 429 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:29,902 Sorry. The pressure, the pressure. 430 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,471 Sorry, sorry. I'm really ready to go now. 431 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,206 Hold on. 432 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,042 Put this on. 433 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,978 Whoa! Real Sean John! 434 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,013 All right! 435 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,949 This rocks! 436 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:48,921 Okay, Alan, let's do this. Actually, Alvin. 437 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,024 Like Al Green, because my sister is actually named Aretha. 438 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,060 Whatever. 439 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,106 GIRL: Yo, grinder, go home! 440 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:12,712 Why is he in our hallway? Just be cool. 441 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:16,115 Wrong hall, cornball. Come on, boy. 442 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,150 Bozo's lost again. 443 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,822 Girl, you are tripping. 444 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,225 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 445 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,797 Hey, guys. You guys know Al, right? 446 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,531 Why is Tito Jackson here? 447 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:38,605 Come here, girl. We gotta talk. 448 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,140 Why is he rolling with you? 449 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,409 Look, we're friends, all right? 450 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,778 I'm just hanging with him. Okay? 451 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:50,549 No, we're friends. Have you lost your mind? Look at him. 452 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:55,121 He looks like a buggawuf. It's gonna ruin your reputation. 453 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:58,557 Hello? I'm the one hanging with him, not you guys. 454 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,459 Okay, but as the old saying goes: 455 00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:03,930 "Tell me who your friends are, and I'll tell you who you are." 456 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,098 Well, as the new saying goes: 457 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,934 "Tell me who your friends are, Yvonne, 458 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,536 and I'll tell you who you wanna be." 459 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,739 No, she didn't. Oh, yes, I did. 460 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,742 Hurry up. 461 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:28,621 Alvin, did you twist your ankle or something? 462 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,991 No. I'm just walking. 463 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:40,566 WALTER: Nice job sewing on that Sean John label, buddy. 464 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,201 Let me see that. 465 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,706 Wait a minute. Is this real? Real Sean John? 466 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,274 Where did you get this? 467 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,276 Paris Morgan. She let me borrow it. 468 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,344 Give it back! 469 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,246 Paris Morgan? 470 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,149 You expect us to believe that Paris Morgan lent you a sweatshirt? 471 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,951 Why is that so hard to believe? 472 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,587 Because it would imply that she would actually speak to you. 473 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:07,960 Not only did she speak to me, we walked together. Lingered. 474 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,663 We even had small conversation. 475 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:14,000 Paris Morgan had this actual sweatshirt on her actual body? 476 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,836 Yeah. Let me smell it one more time. 477 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,839 Don't be that way, brother! 478 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:22,775 That's a nice scent. Wait, it's on fire! 479 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,845 Hose it down! Put it out! 480 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,314 Turn the water on. 481 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,282 TEACHER: What's going on, Mr. Johnson? 482 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,653 Okay, it's out! 483 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,595 "Sean Jo." Could be Asian. 484 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,664 [IN ASIAN ACCENT] Sean Jo. 485 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,433 Smell like burnt Paris Morgan now. 486 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,869 That's how hot she is. 487 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,204 WALTER: That was a good one. 488 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:55,441 Okay, okay. Ladies, look and learn. 489 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:02,314 Keep it gangster! 490 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:05,451 Now, what do you call that? High maintenance. 491 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,520 PARIS: Dang, Ted. Didn't realize you were so talented. 492 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:09,722 Yo, Paris, you're the one who went 493 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:13,059 to the Halle Berry School for Driving. 494 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:15,862 Yeah, how you gonna fix that? It's already fixed. 495 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:17,296 Oh, come on, Ted. 496 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:20,099 When homegirl is all quiet and humble about it, 497 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:24,070 it's because her rich and famous boo, Mr. Dru, 498 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:27,039 paid for all that to be corrected immediately. 499 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,341 What's Mr. Dru gonna think when he finds out 500 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:31,778 you're volunteering for special ed, 501 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,280 rolling with that retard Alvin? 502 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,983 You're the last person to be commenting 503 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,851 on someone's mental health, Kadeem. 504 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:41,854 He's a grinder, not a retard. 505 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,155 But on the real, Paris, 506 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,324 he carries a pool net around town 507 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:46,959 on a motorized scooter. 508 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:49,195 You know, I don't believe I granted an interview today. 509 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,999 * Me and my homeys grab a spot On the dance floor * 510 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,101 * Basically we need to go out And dance more * 511 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,904 * Go ahead, turn it around Show me what you got * 512 00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,872 * Yeah, I like it a lot Shorty makes me hot * 513 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,573 * Do it up I'm right here with ya * 514 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,176 * Love your style And how they dress with ya * 515 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,646 * Let me kiss ya Just to kiss ya * 516 00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:11,217 Hey. Hey, look. 517 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,685 CHUCK: It doesn't add up. It doesn't make sense. 518 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,122 WALTER: He cleans her pool. 519 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,857 Well, I wanna clean pools now. 520 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,525 Get to hang out with Paris Morgan. 521 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,795 I'll clean the bathtub too. 522 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,396 Yo, check this out, man. 523 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:27,733 Losers sit over there, to the left. 524 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,435 You feel me? 525 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,971 Then I guess you'll be making a right. 526 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:33,940 That's the asshole section, Ted. 527 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:02,101 You know what? I think I'm gonna go get some dessert. 528 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:05,304 You know, the Butterfingers in the vending machine rock. 529 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,845 You know, y'all don't have to be so rude, 530 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:14,146 staring at him like that. 531 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,716 Paris, why are you with him? 532 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:21,888 I'm rolling with Al because I'm with him, okay? 533 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:24,256 BOY: Yeah. 534 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:31,830 There you are. Come on, let's bounce. 535 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:35,201 There's a game tonight, so scoop me up at 6:30? 536 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:38,237 I will be scooping you like Chunky Monkey. 537 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:45,044 MAN OVER TV: Slide, hit six... 538 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,913 ...and kick. 539 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:50,149 Pull. Land low. 540 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:52,919 All right. Now shake it out. 541 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,921 Shake it out. Good job, y'all. 542 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,655 All right. Ready to have a good time? 543 00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:58,124 Give me my tape. 544 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,426 It's not your tape. It's Dad's tape. 545 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,228 Take your Wonderbra and get out. 546 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,896 And why would you need it anyway? 547 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,165 You know you'll never get to use it. 548 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:09,568 Oh, yeah? Well, guess what. 549 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:13,605 Thank you. Mom? Alvin's taking drugs. 550 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:17,043 He's hallucinating. He actually thinks he has a date tonight. 551 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:18,077 Okay, and why can't he have a date? 552 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:19,545 With Paris Morgan? 553 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:22,814 The most beautiful girl at school? Dad, you bugging. 554 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,118 What that supposed to mean? Look at him. 555 00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:28,420 Where's the iron? 556 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:32,858 It's under the sink. Are you feeling okay, honey? 557 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,927 Mom, I'm great. 558 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,936 See that? Drugs. 559 00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,871 Do you think maybe I should--? 560 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:48,340 No. Look here. Let me handle this here. 561 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,410 He probably just needs a good talking to, that's all. 562 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,849 Take it low. 563 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,451 Son? Come out and talk to your father. 564 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,420 Shake it out. 565 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:04,991 Shake it out. Good. Have fun with it. Take it to the side. 566 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:10,162 Take it low. Do what you wanna do. It's the shake-off. 567 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:18,037 Come on, take a seat. 568 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:21,207 Come on. Gotta get your sea legs. 569 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,275 Might wanna get yourself a waterbed one day. 570 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,912 There ain't a woman born that can resist 571 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,847 the motion-- Bam! 572 00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:31,117 of the ocean. Bam! 573 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:34,920 Dad, I gotta iron my clothes. 574 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,989 No, no, no. Don't worry about that. 575 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:40,292 Because nothing right now can rob me 576 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,129 of this rite of passage between the father and his son. 577 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,497 Me and you right now, it's big. 578 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,801 And kick. 579 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:53,505 Jump, jump. And mambo. 580 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,907 Now kick him in the nuts, girl. Kick him in the face. 581 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,109 And punch. 582 00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,178 Hi-yah! Chop, chop. 583 00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,781 This here, son, 584 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,284 is your hope chest. 585 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:13,625 This is my legacy to you. 586 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:23,635 A hope chest? 587 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:35,047 They come in all different sizes and colors. 588 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,784 Let me talk to you, son. 589 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,753 This right here, son-- Look at me, boy. Watch this here. 590 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,323 This is the Trojan ribbed, lubricated. 591 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:47,926 Sturdy, reliable, dependable. Like a truck. 592 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,962 When you got into something you don't really know what you into, 593 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,931 and it get a little rough for you, 594 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:55,501 makes you downshift. 595 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:59,171 This one here, son... 596 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:02,974 This is the super-size. 597 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,744 Magnum majestic. 598 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,148 The prophylactic Cadillac. 599 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,782 Oh, yeah. 600 00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:14,153 This is when you find yourself and you're there. 601 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,554 You done got so comfortable with yourself 602 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:19,625 you done built up a reputation. 603 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,026 You feel me? 604 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:23,862 And this one here, son, be extra careful, 605 00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:26,732 because that's Mr. Little Extra Sensitive. 606 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,435 You really don't need this, especially on the first round. 607 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,670 You'll enjoy the ride too much, 608 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,673 end up on the curb somewhere out of commission. 609 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,876 You don't want that. Save this for round three. 610 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:41,447 Because believe me, there's gonna be a round three. 611 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:44,850 Look at me. Feel me. 612 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,786 All right, now, look strong. Come on, son. 613 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,755 Close your mouth. There you go. 614 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,023 Keep it tight. Work with it. 615 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,126 Love you, man. 616 00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,931 --seven, eight, and chop, chop. 617 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,700 And mambo. Lucy Liu! 618 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,170 Now kick him in the nuts, girl. Kick him in the face. 619 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,004 And punch. 620 00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,774 Chop, chop. Yeah. Mambo. 621 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,444 Lucy Liu, now. Kick him in the back, the face. 622 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:15,914 Punch. Chop, chop. Mambo. 623 00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:18,717 Lucy Liu. Now kick him in the nuts, girl. 624 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,287 Kick him in the face. Step, punch. 625 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,923 Girl, you know better than that. 626 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:28,994 You better put that chicken wing down, okay? 627 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:33,799 I see you, girl. Five, six, seven, eight, down. 628 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,768 And wiggle. 629 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,404 And shimmy. 630 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,239 And five and six and.... 631 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:47,279 * I'll never be untrue * 632 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:50,949 * Ooh, baby, yeah * 633 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,351 Touch yourself, come on. 634 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:55,086 Hold me tight. Yes. 635 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,224 * Let's stay together * 636 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:02,228 * Loving you whether Whether * 637 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,496 Oh, hell, no. 638 00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,533 Hey, fellas, how you doing? 639 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,501 Hey, Mr. Johnson. What's going on? 640 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,803 Look, I got a bit of bad news for you. 641 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:16,208 It seems like Alvin done moved. He don't stay here no more. 642 00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:18,377 This has ceased to be funny. Ah! Ah! 643 00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:20,579 Hey, ain't nobody playing with you, now. 644 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:22,381 Listen to me. I know you been friends 645 00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,115 with Alvin since the first grade, 646 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,117 but Alvin dating a girl now. 647 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,619 He don't need to be hanging around 648 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:31,223 y'all scientific-looking ass no more. 649 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:32,724 Stop all that, now. 650 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:36,862 Y'all take it easy, okay? Come on, Mr. Johnson! 651 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:39,030 Get your big, wide ass off the door. 652 00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:41,233 You gonna mess around, and I'm gonna get my Roto-Rooter 653 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,934 and stick it-- 654 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,135 Come on in! 655 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,638 All right, yeah. Exactly. Let me in. 656 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,676 Alvin, your dad's funny. 657 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:51,810 [MUSIC PLAYING] 658 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,213 [MUSIC STOPS] 659 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,217 So, what's going on? 660 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,490 I'm not asking him. 661 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,526 Okay, look, well, we always sit together 662 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:10,596 at the games in the visitor section, and... 663 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:13,198 Well, are you going to sit with us 664 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:16,468 or in the home seats with the popular kids? 665 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,670 WALTER: Yeah, see, we were thinking that we'd sit 666 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,205 in the home section with you 667 00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:23,342 so you could introduce us to Paris Morgan. 668 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,444 Yeah. Yeah. 669 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,148 Of course you can! WALTER: All right! Yeah! 670 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:34,085 So did you and Paris, you know, do it? 671 00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:35,321 Do what? 672 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:38,156 It! It, it, it! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 673 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:40,426 Yeah! Yeah! 674 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,429 Sorry, guys. 675 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,697 I'm not telling. 676 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:46,932 Dogpile! 677 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:53,739 [FARTS] 678 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:25,404 These are for you. 679 00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:29,708 They're Arabian roses. 680 00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:34,012 Alvin, that's so sweet, but you shouldn't have. 681 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,584 Girls see a guy being too nice 682 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:44,189 and it makes him seem lonely, desperate, weak. 683 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,391 Right, right. I should write this down. 684 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,692 No, no, no, no. 685 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:49,695 Look, just be a little tougher. You know? 686 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:51,530 Make like you don't need me. 687 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:54,265 Like you don't need any girl. 688 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,167 Then girls will want you. 689 00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:57,703 Okay? Okay. 690 00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,671 But the flowers, they're nice. 691 00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:01,673 Look, I'll just go put them in water, 692 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,675 and then we'll go to the game, all right? 693 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,612 You stay right there. Okay? 694 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,326 ANNOUNCER: Basket! 695 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:22,628 Assist, Sanders! 696 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,897 Sit down, clowns! Dumb-asses! 697 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:27,799 Sit down, Q-Tip! 698 00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:39,945 * Jackrabbits! Jackrabbits! Jackrabbits! Jackrabbits! * 699 00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:47,653 Hi, Paris! Hi, Paris! 700 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,521 Hi, Paris! Come on. 701 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,757 All right, guys, that's enough. 702 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:54,560 She's working. Leave her alone. 703 00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:58,797 ZOE: What a wankster. 704 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,336 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 705 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:09,340 ANNOUNCER: And now, the Jackrabbit drill squad. 706 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,443 [**] 707 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,658 * Left, right * 708 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,193 Chuck, have some couth. 709 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:31,663 WALTER: Yeah, it's just breasts and bottoms, damn! 710 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,233 Hey! Hey! 711 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,668 My mom bought those for me! 712 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:40,005 One time! One time! CHUCK: Why are you like that? 713 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:42,808 You pretty. 714 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:45,477 * To the left, right * 715 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,479 * Take time * 716 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:52,350 * Just do your thing Dropping on the dance floor * 717 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:54,620 * Left, right * 718 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:57,222 * Take time * 719 00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:01,660 * You got it You got it for the dance floor * 720 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:04,229 * Left, right * 721 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,331 * Take time * 722 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:10,969 * Just do your thing Dropping on the dance floor * 723 00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,203 She's perfect. 724 00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:20,045 Move. Move. Move. What are you doing sitting in my section? 725 00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:23,314 You hungry? Wanna offer pizza? Let me offer some for you. 726 00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:24,516 Home is down with your man. 727 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,585 Stay out of my section, all right? 728 00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,087 Losers sit over there, to the left! 729 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:44,536 MAN: What are you, a big fake? 730 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,276 Alvin? 731 00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:57,348 Alvin! The deal is off. 732 00:41:57,415 --> 00:42:01,953 Just go. Go be with your friends while they still claim you. 733 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,589 Come down out of that tree. 734 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:08,994 We still have a lot of time to pretend we're friends. 735 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:12,197 And unlike some people, I keep my promises. 736 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,167 You mean, unlike Dru? 737 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,578 [BRANCH CRACKING] 738 00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:27,579 Ah! 739 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,114 Are you okay? Alvin? 740 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:33,484 You know, these next two weeks, if it's any consolation, 741 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:37,155 are probably gonna be the happiest memories of my life. 742 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,694 You can't be serious. 743 00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:46,297 Alvin, we've had one rejection after another. 744 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:54,205 Now, are those the kind of victories 745 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,842 you really want in life? 746 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,680 No, not really. 747 00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:07,953 Then I say we do something about it. 748 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,293 Come on. 749 00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:31,376 * I said give me two pairs I need two pairs * 750 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,813 * So I can get to stompin' In my Air Force Ones * 751 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,582 * Stompin' in my Air Force Ones * 752 00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:40,518 * I like the all-white high-top Strap with the gum bottom * 753 00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:41,987 * There's somethin' 'bout 'em That's dirty * 754 00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:43,955 * That's why I got 'em * 755 00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:46,424 * I leave 'em strapped and laced And come up out 'em * 756 00:43:46,491 --> 00:43:47,759 * The last person That touched 'em * 757 00:43:47,826 --> 00:43:49,494 * I damn near shot 'em * 758 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,163 * Now if you looked and seen Lime-green Forces and kiwi * 759 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,565 * You couldn't get this color If you had a personal genie * 760 00:43:54,632 --> 00:44:00,405 * You now I keep it hip-hop My niggas flip-flop * 761 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,074 * I like the limited edition The khaki and army-green * 762 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,810 * Patent leather Pinstripe * 763 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,344 * You should see how I do The strings * 764 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:07,879 * Size 12 with the strap Red and white * 765 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,647 * With a cardinal cap * 766 00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:12,417 * All flavors It just depend On when and where I'm at * 767 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,320 * Don't get me wrong, man Murphy Lee ain't dumb, man * 768 00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:21,192 * I said give me two pairs I need two pairs * 769 00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:24,029 * So I can get to stompin' In my Air Force Ones * 770 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:27,065 * Stompin' in my Air Force Ones * 771 00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:34,840 * Stompin' in my Air Force Ones * 772 00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:36,842 What happened to your hair? 773 00:44:39,144 --> 00:44:43,681 Probably need to roll your pants up just a little bit. 774 00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:47,485 Oh, see, these is Sean John. 775 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:51,422 So I gotta get my swing on. 776 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:56,261 Son, what has happened to your priorities? 777 00:44:56,327 --> 00:45:00,866 Oh, no, see, it was all about what was under the hood. 778 00:45:00,932 --> 00:45:04,970 Now I'm trying to be on top of the hood. 779 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,540 Because I'm a baller-tician 780 00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:11,877 on a mission. Holler. 781 00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:15,146 Urkel has gone gangster. 782 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,816 Probably need to go in here, say something to this boy. 783 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:20,051 Here we go. 784 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,729 Your mother wants me to talk to you 785 00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:34,900 about what's gotten into you. 786 00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:42,908 But what I wanna talk about is who you're getting into. 787 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:47,212 What is that, boy? What is that? 788 00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:48,780 You'll need more money than that 789 00:45:48,847 --> 00:45:51,082 if you trying to scratch that kitty-cat. 790 00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:53,484 Let me help you out, son. 791 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:55,987 Thanks, Dad. 792 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:58,890 Boy, been waiting a long time for that right there. 793 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,658 And that's not all. 794 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:03,628 Got it for you right here. 795 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:04,830 Yeah. 796 00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:06,832 Dad, I think I still have a few left 797 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:09,200 from the boxful that you gave me last night. 798 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:12,103 Boy, you won't use these cheap suckers right here. 799 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,905 These is for practice. 800 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:15,640 Come here, let me show you what I'm talking about. 801 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,943 Sit down right there. 802 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:22,814 Listen to me. You gotta be able to know how to do this 803 00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:24,782 with the ease of a true player. 804 00:46:24,850 --> 00:46:26,885 Because nothing kill a mood quicker 805 00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:28,553 than you sitting up there wrestling 806 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,522 trying to get your raincoat on your little rascal down there. 807 00:46:31,589 --> 00:46:34,826 Now, go on, open one of them, right there. 808 00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,963 Take your time. 809 00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:42,067 Work with it. There you go. 810 00:46:49,841 --> 00:46:51,176 Okay. 811 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:53,111 That was good, son. That was real good. 812 00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:57,048 Two problems. Number one, too slow, girl probably asleep. 813 00:46:57,115 --> 00:47:00,818 Second problem, you used two hands. 814 00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:03,788 You a Johnson. We one-hand people. 815 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,556 Make you look a lot smoother. 816 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:07,125 Here we go. 817 00:47:14,732 --> 00:47:17,568 Little rusty, that's all. 818 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,881 Sorry about that, boy. 819 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:34,019 I want you to practice unrolling one. 820 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:39,590 No, don't worry about that. You a Johnson. 821 00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:41,526 I got you right here. 822 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:43,061 Go on, slide that on there. 823 00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:46,131 You practice on that right now. I'll be right back. 824 00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,437 Here we go, right here. 825 00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:56,107 All the practicing in the world ain't gonna do you no good 826 00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:58,743 if you kill too much time and you lose the mood. 827 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:04,715 I'm about to give you my number one, smooth-groove jam 828 00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:09,787 guaranteed to set the mood just like you need it. 829 00:48:09,854 --> 00:48:13,491 Stay with me, boy. This big. 830 00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:16,461 [EARTH, WIND & FIRE'S "REASONS" PLAYING] 831 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:21,166 * Now, I'm craving your body Is this real? * 832 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,968 * Temperature's rising I don't wanna feel * 833 00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:24,735 Go on, feel it. 834 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:27,338 Come on, now, you're Clarence Johnson's boy. 835 00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:29,574 Wet your lips. 836 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,576 Gotta get them wet. Go on. 837 00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:35,146 You got them wet like that? Now, there it is. 838 00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:37,582 You know what? She wants you now. 839 00:48:37,648 --> 00:48:41,086 You're a Johnson man. All you got to do is lay back... 840 00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:42,487 let her come on into your world. 841 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:45,223 Let her slide right on up on the kitchen. 842 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,592 Because you fixed to start cooking. Oh, yeah. 843 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:51,162 Just go to work. When you hold her, got to get her like that. 844 00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:54,465 She starts sliding right on down where you got to have it. 845 00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:57,035 Get up under there. It's all good for you. 846 00:48:57,102 --> 00:49:00,671 Then you make your move. You slide around on her. 847 00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:04,342 Then you're in control. Lock on. Here we go! 848 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:08,079 Along for the ride, baby! 849 00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:10,248 Boy, you gonna learn to scratch that kitty-cat 850 00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:11,816 and you're gonna love it! Eww! 851 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:14,052 You can run but you can't hide! 852 00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:17,055 That's why they call you "Johnson"! 853 00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:23,128 Is that what you're teaching our son? 854 00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:27,532 The boy going to get some. 855 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:31,669 The boy been working hard trying not to go crazy. 856 00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:37,308 Maybe you ought to just let the boy have some fun. 857 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:42,547 * All our reasons why All our reasons were a lie * 858 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:49,254 * After all our reasons, love Love was left aside * 859 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,755 Is that our song? 860 00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:54,692 Sounds like it to me. 861 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:57,228 Really? 862 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,799 Meow... 863 00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:03,601 Woof, woof! Meow! 864 00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:06,104 Watch out, now. Let me help you with that. 865 00:50:09,874 --> 00:50:11,809 Hold up, might need a little rope. 866 00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,244 Daddy, don't you do it. 867 00:50:40,905 --> 00:50:43,341 Paris? It's her mother. 868 00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:45,443 Ooh! 869 00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:49,347 God. Get up out of my bushes! What is your problem? 870 00:50:49,414 --> 00:50:52,983 Are you okay? I'm cool. 871 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:56,053 You were just here. Did I forget to pay you last week? 872 00:50:56,121 --> 00:50:58,556 No, actually-- Hey, Mom. I'm out of here. 873 00:50:58,623 --> 00:50:59,890 Love you, see you. 874 00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:02,127 Sorry. 875 00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:05,230 These kids. 876 00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:07,265 So you know all this stuff about cars. 877 00:51:07,332 --> 00:51:08,933 You mean to tell me you've never thought 878 00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:10,868 about getting one of your own? 879 00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:12,570 Not to brag or anything, 880 00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:14,639 but I was chosen as one of three finalists 881 00:51:14,705 --> 00:51:17,808 in the General Motors Young Engineers Competition. 882 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:19,810 It's for a full-ride scholarship. 883 00:51:19,877 --> 00:51:21,746 Dang! Look at you. 884 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:25,816 Here I am sweating you, player, about not having a car, 885 00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:28,753 and you know how to make one. 886 00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:31,456 I hope you win. 887 00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:32,757 Yeah. 888 00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:36,461 I think I definitely could have won. 889 00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:41,899 You know, the design was great, it ran awesome. 890 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:45,836 It just needed a stronger, lighter camshaft. 891 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:49,507 What, am I missing something here? 892 00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:52,577 How come you didn't go out and buy one? 893 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,246 It cost $1500. 894 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,729 Are you serious? 895 00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:14,699 There's still a chance. 896 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:20,638 And if not, hey, I got all my life to be an engineer. 897 00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:24,375 The last semester in high school 898 00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:26,411 only comes around once. 899 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:34,385 Look, I haven't really been on too many dates 900 00:52:34,452 --> 00:52:38,122 in the last 16 or 17 years. 901 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:40,558 I hope I do okay. 902 00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:44,662 You'll do great. 903 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:52,169 Slide over. You drive. 904 00:52:56,841 --> 00:53:01,779 * I do the Humpty Hump Come on and do the Humpty Hump * 905 00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:04,682 * So just let me Introduce myself * 906 00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:06,817 * My name is Humpty Pronounced with the -umpty * 907 00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:09,887 * Yo, ladies, oh How I like to funk thee * 908 00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:12,189 * And all the rappers In the top-10 * 909 00:53:12,257 --> 00:53:13,724 * Please allow me To bump thee * 910 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:15,159 * I'm steppin' tall, y'all * 911 00:53:15,226 --> 00:53:16,794 * And just like Humpty Dumpty * 912 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,796 * You're gonna fall When the stereos bump me * 913 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,765 * I like to rhyme I like my beats funky * 914 00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:23,200 * I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy * 915 00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:26,471 Nice Expo. Problem is, it's a '98. 916 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:29,507 What the hell do you know about cars? 917 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:37,282 Well... 918 00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:41,151 ...in the '98s, there's a little shortage in the battery cable. 919 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:45,623 It's nothing a little rubber insulation can't fix, though. 920 00:53:45,690 --> 00:53:47,224 BOY: Pulling out a condom. 921 00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,268 Go ahead, check it out. Give it a try. 922 00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:59,370 You're gonna fix my car with a rubber? 923 00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:14,319 Yeah. 924 00:54:18,889 --> 00:54:21,659 * Let's get it on Girl, you look fine * 925 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,894 * Like that rapper that's Doing time, you just shine * 926 00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,431 * I wanna make you mine Let me hit that from behind * 927 00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:29,734 * I last a long time * 928 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,002 When you were doing your thizzle earlier, 929 00:54:32,069 --> 00:54:35,105 you were off the hizzle. 930 00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:37,442 Yeah. What kind of car do you drizzle? 931 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,143 "Drizzle"--? 932 00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:42,179 Currently, he's designing and constructing one from ground up, 933 00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:46,016 which, as of yet, has no model reference in layman's terms. 934 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:50,755 Yeah, so, basically, you don't have a car. 935 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:53,991 Well, I never had a rich pops to buy me anything, 936 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:58,363 so I'm just a working man trying to come up. 937 00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:00,465 Yeah, you cool, man. 938 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:04,702 I'm not feeling this cat. 939 00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,352 So let me tell you about the time 940 00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:23,153 when I was fixing this little police car 941 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:24,622 on the side of the highway. 942 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:27,057 She had that outfit on, the brown one-- 943 00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:31,095 Hey, baby. I need to talk to you. 944 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,063 Oh. Now. 945 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,932 Fellas, y'all have to excuse me. 946 00:55:36,634 --> 00:55:38,936 You are a genius! This is working great! 947 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:40,738 You're so brilliant. 948 00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:45,543 You look upset. I am. 949 00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:47,645 At what? While you were up here fronting 950 00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:52,417 like you're some kind of player, I was outside waiting for you. 951 00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:54,419 We have a deal. 952 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:56,754 We walk the hall together, remember? 953 00:55:56,821 --> 00:55:58,456 Sorry, I-- 954 00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:05,830 Look, Alvin, I think you're starting 955 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,765 to feel yourself a little too much. 956 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,467 Who told you that, Walter? I do not do that. 957 00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:10,801 My mother said you'll go blind! 958 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,404 Whatever. 959 00:56:13,471 --> 00:56:17,141 Look, just don't ever keep me waiting again. 960 00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:30,455 Hey, we'll catch up with y'all. All right, guys. 961 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:32,923 I can't believe this, dude. 962 00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:35,593 What's the matter? I mean, I said I was sorry. 963 00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,962 I got caught up. I was hanging with my friends-- 964 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:40,531 The friends who gave you a pepperoni facial? 965 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:42,533 Look, we squashed all that. 966 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,636 It's a lot of work, Alvin. The whole interior. 967 00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:47,337 We wanted you to be there. 968 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,808 Okay, look. I'm telling you, we'll get together this weekend, 969 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:53,377 we'll work on the car. It'll be like old times. 970 00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,079 We'll have a good time. Order pizzas. 971 00:56:55,145 --> 00:56:57,314 Great, Friday night. We'll get to work on reupholstering 972 00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:59,884 the entire inside of the seats-- 973 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:02,219 Friday, Friday... 974 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:06,457 I can't do it. I got plans. Well, Saturday, then. 975 00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:08,893 Saturday's not good for me either. 976 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:12,029 You know what? Sunday afternoon. 977 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,764 Yeah. Great. Sunday. 978 00:57:15,466 --> 00:57:17,201 Haa! 979 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,368 Yeah. 980 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,570 Gonna introduce me? 981 00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:21,506 You met them in fourth grade, remember? 982 00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:23,508 KADEEM: What's going on? 983 00:57:24,609 --> 00:57:26,677 ALVIN: What's the deal? 984 00:57:26,744 --> 00:57:29,446 Life is good. You all right? 985 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:01,746 Hello? 986 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,349 Paris? 987 00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:07,685 Yo, Paris! 988 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:26,937 What are you doing just walking in my house? 989 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:31,709 The door was open. My bad. 990 00:58:31,776 --> 00:58:34,945 I heard you playing your guitar, though. It sound hot. 991 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:38,983 What are you even doing here? 992 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:41,185 It's the last day in our two-week contract. 993 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:43,253 I thought we'd hang out. 994 00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,991 Let me hear you play. 995 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:52,096 Come on. 996 00:58:54,431 --> 00:58:56,901 Look, I'm still learning, 997 00:58:56,967 --> 00:59:02,106 and the lyrics I wrote don't go with my melody yet. 998 00:59:06,811 --> 00:59:10,014 I'll read. You play. 999 00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,720 Come on. 1000 00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:40,410 "And I rise. 1001 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:44,048 "In spite of my fear inside 1002 00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:48,118 "caused by those who have burned me with their lies. 1003 00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:49,854 "And I rise. 1004 01:00:05,736 --> 01:00:08,138 And I rise." 1005 01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:17,147 Look... 1006 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:23,187 Go on, get dressed. 1007 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:24,989 Why? 1008 01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:28,826 No more questions. Get dressed. 1009 01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:41,739 [**] 1010 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,919 To my relationships That didn't work 1011 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,087 The map of this human heart Starts at the age of 15 1012 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:59,456 When I lost my virginity To a lady slightly older 1013 01:00:59,523 --> 01:01:01,091 Like most younger boys Itwas based 1014 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,793 on the many lies That I told her 1015 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,095 Just to hold her and to show her I had so much to prove 1016 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,031 Like I had more experience Than she thought I knew 1017 01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:10,367 And though it wasn'ttrue It was amazing 1018 01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:12,536 But it ended because I did What most young boys do 1019 01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:14,371 Listened to the lies of a fool 1020 01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:16,273 Which ultimately Led to this poor girl 1021 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,442 Getting socked in the jaw In the middle of school 1022 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:19,810 Even though I didn't do it 1023 01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:21,245 I felt like I was The one to blame 1024 01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:22,747 Because the girl who hit her Was the cousin 1025 01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:24,915 Of my man who was Salting my game 1026 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,917 Nowadays it just Don't seem cool 1027 01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:29,019 Tell me, what the hell Am I supposed to do? 1028 01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:31,421 And then a wise man Gave me a clue 1029 01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:35,225 He said, "The only way out Is the way through" 1030 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,930 You know, it's silly, 1031 01:01:39,997 --> 01:01:42,867 but instead of this whole 1032 01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:47,237 "drill-team, Dru Hilton's-girl" thing 1033 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,507 what I really, really always dream about 1034 01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:52,276 is just going somewhere. 1035 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:56,546 Somewhere where nobody knows me. 1036 01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:59,483 Just being this girl with, like, crazy cool dreads 1037 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:04,288 and a guitar-- Oh, never mind, it's really dumb. 1038 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:09,794 You know, 1039 01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,962 you could bring your guitar here. 1040 01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:17,134 No, I can't. 1041 01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:23,040 No, you mean you won't. 1042 01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:43,894 This is beautiful. 1043 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,634 You know, Al, 1044 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:56,073 there's something that we've been avoiding all day. 1045 01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,076 Something that maybe we ought to do. 1046 01:03:00,177 --> 01:03:02,612 You know what, you're right. 1047 01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:05,415 This might sound kind of silly, 1048 01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:10,554 but how do we do it? 1049 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,056 Well... 1050 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:17,094 Just go for it, you know? Just do it. 1051 01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:21,098 Okay. 1052 01:03:27,604 --> 01:03:30,875 We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning. 1053 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:33,978 In the hallway, so everybody can see. 1054 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,080 I mean, make a big scene. 1055 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,948 But a dignified scene, because, 1056 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:41,118 you know, we gotta protect our reps. 1057 01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:44,588 Did you hear what I just said? Our reps! 1058 01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:49,826 Al Johnson has a rep to protect! 1059 01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:54,564 Player, player. 1060 01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:57,034 Come on, girl, put a pep in your step. 1061 01:03:57,101 --> 01:04:00,337 We got school in the morning! 1062 01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:04,108 * What do you do What do you say? * 1063 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:07,677 * All the time Can't be replaced * 1064 01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:12,216 * Moments are real Wish I was still * 1065 01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:16,353 * Living in yesterday * 1066 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:21,125 * Where do I go What do I do * 1067 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:26,897 * When everything has changed? All that is real * 1068 01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:34,671 * The way that I feel I'll carry this love with me * 1069 01:04:34,738 --> 01:04:37,241 * Always * 1070 01:04:39,977 --> 01:04:42,212 Now, those are the benefits of being raised 1071 01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,214 in a household with vinyl and 8-track. 1072 01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:48,919 You know, old school for real. Damn, man, you got all the 411. 1073 01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,221 I'm talking Earth, Wind and Fire. 1074 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:53,190 "Erf." E with an F at the end of it. 1075 01:04:53,257 --> 01:04:54,524 Al? 1076 01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:57,127 Here comes your girl. Al, I need to talk to you. 1077 01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:59,229 Don't you see grown men are talking here? 1078 01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:05,835 Anyway, you know, as I was saying, you know, Ohio Players-- 1079 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,437 Al, we need to talk. 1080 01:05:07,504 --> 01:05:09,473 "We"? What's up with this "we, we" stuff? 1081 01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:12,642 This ain't French class. Ain't no "we." 1082 01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:14,344 I'm a free agent now. 1083 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:18,415 That was cruel. 1084 01:05:18,482 --> 01:05:21,351 Sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind. 1085 01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,253 BOY: That's how you keep a lady in check, 1086 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,654 you know what I'm saying? 1087 01:05:27,657 --> 01:05:29,426 You still here? 1088 01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:32,729 Bounce. Giddyup. 1089 01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:34,764 Damn. 1090 01:05:34,831 --> 01:05:38,002 Too many fish in the sea for her to be hounding me. 1091 01:05:38,068 --> 01:05:40,837 GIRL: I'm feeling this. BOY: I hear you, boy. 1092 01:05:40,904 --> 01:05:42,672 She gonna be back too. Watch. 1093 01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:46,810 Did you just see how he just dogged Paris? 1094 01:05:46,876 --> 01:05:49,446 I want a strong brother like that. 1095 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:50,547 Yep. 1096 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,416 Look at him, standing there looking better 1097 01:05:52,482 --> 01:05:56,220 than a butter-leather Prada bag. 1098 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:23,013 You got a lot of nerve dissing me the way you did. 1099 01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:28,085 Yeah, I know, that's why I came by, to apologize. 1100 01:06:28,152 --> 01:06:30,454 But, yo, Oscar goes to you. 1101 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,060 Hey, I just really want to say thank you 1102 01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:38,295 for a great couple of weeks. 1103 01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:40,664 Well, I was just doing what I said I would do. 1104 01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:44,934 And it worked. I mean, popularity is so much better 1105 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,171 than being treated like a social leper. 1106 01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:51,041 Popularity's a job, Alvin. Not a privilege. 1107 01:06:51,108 --> 01:06:53,243 It's nothing but work and worries. 1108 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:56,913 Work to get in, work to stay in. 1109 01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:59,383 Get a clue. 1110 01:07:11,261 --> 01:07:13,463 BOY: You're killing them, dog. 1111 01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:20,970 Morning, dime pieces. 1112 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:24,208 Your gear is real tight today, boo. 1113 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:30,547 Appreciate it. You know, Nike, Burberry, Gucci, Scooby-Doo. 1114 01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:33,850 You're taking me to Jerry's Friday night, right? 1115 01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:37,554 Sure. I mean... 1116 01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:41,891 how could I say no to a breezy like you? 1117 01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,360 For real? 1118 01:07:43,427 --> 01:07:47,764 Real is all I am, baby. 1119 01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:51,101 I'll holler. 1120 01:07:54,138 --> 01:07:59,643 Yvonne, he just broke up with Paris less than 24 hours ago. 1121 01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:02,112 You just mad I beat you to him. 1122 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:12,856 ANSWERING MACHINE: It's Yvonne. You're all mine tomorrow night. 1123 01:08:14,558 --> 01:08:16,126 WALTER: You know, Yolanda, my big girl, 1124 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:17,594 we're gonna need the whole back seat. 1125 01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:19,596 CHUCK: Girls are gonna let us, you know... 1126 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,666 They're gonna let us, is what I'm saying, when they see this. 1127 01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:24,434 Amazing. 1128 01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:26,035 Came out all right, no thanks to you. 1129 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,205 WALTER: Feel the seats, Alvin. 1130 01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,443 ALVIN: All right. Got the Phat Farm hookup, 1131 01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:39,316 shag carpet, laptop, minibar. Wow. 1132 01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:41,151 Wait till you see the routine we got worked out 1133 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,686 to get in the car. 1134 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:45,189 Here. Stand in the front. Come on, hurry up. 1135 01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:47,257 Look, right there. 1136 01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:57,201 [**] 1137 01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:13,783 WALTER: Doors. 1138 01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:20,724 [MUSIC DIES, CAR BACKFIRES] 1139 01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:32,436 You know, you guys should really clean out the carburetor. 1140 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:35,305 Ben's got an old Holley four-barrel at the shop. 1141 01:09:35,372 --> 01:09:37,441 I think he'll let me get it. 1142 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:41,211 Cool. We're cruising tonight. 1143 01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:42,679 I can get right on it. 1144 01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:45,782 I'll go down there right now, have it fixed. 1145 01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:47,384 I really wanna roll out with you guys. 1146 01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:49,986 For real? Right on. 1147 01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:52,956 We missed you, man. We've been checking the GM website, 1148 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:55,359 hoping to see your update. 1149 01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,662 Hey, there's plenty of time for that. 1150 01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:00,664 I'll meet y'all at Kenneth's house at 8. 1151 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:04,501 We gonna party. Go put on your good stuff. 1152 01:10:04,568 --> 01:10:07,404 I don't have any good stuff. It's all right. 1153 01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:11,841 [CAR BACKFIRES] 1154 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:17,514 Hey, yo, man. I'm digging the whip, boy. 1155 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:22,218 I'm feeling it, man. 1156 01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:24,821 You got the hooptie. 1157 01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:29,626 Look at her. 1158 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:32,929 Yeah, I'm like the Renaissance man of automobiles. 1159 01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:34,230 You feel me? 1160 01:10:34,298 --> 01:10:36,266 This here is my newest work of art. 1161 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:40,236 I call this the "groupie hooptie." 1162 01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:44,341 This is hot. 1163 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:48,645 Put a microwave in the glove compartment. 1164 01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:54,418 Oh, no. Oh, no. 1165 01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:56,653 He's doing it. 1166 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,255 Get some. Quench your thirst on that. 1167 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:06,730 He's 63 and a half minutes late. It's not like him. 1168 01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:10,367 * No more hopin' and wishin' I'm about to take my key * 1169 01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:11,768 * Stick it in The ignition * 1170 01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,637 * So gimme that Toot toot * 1171 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,439 * Lemme give ya that Beep beep * 1172 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:17,474 * Runnin' her hands Through my 'fro * 1173 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:20,844 * Bouncin' on 24s * 1174 01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:24,280 * It's the remix to "Ignition" Hot and fresh out the kitchen * 1175 01:11:24,348 --> 01:11:27,917 * Mama rolling that body Got every man in here wishin' * 1176 01:11:27,984 --> 01:11:31,488 * Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like, "So what, I'm drunk" * 1177 01:11:31,555 --> 01:11:33,490 * It's the freakin' Weekend baby * 1178 01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:36,460 * I'm about To have me some fun * 1179 01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:38,895 * Bounce bounce * 1180 01:11:41,498 --> 01:11:43,367 Where you going in such a hurry? 1181 01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:46,936 No rush. 1182 01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,973 I get free long distance on my cell, baby. 1183 01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,408 I don't need it on a date. 1184 01:11:52,842 --> 01:11:55,845 [ENGINE REVVING] 1185 01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:58,014 Is your foot on the gas? 1186 01:12:00,384 --> 01:12:02,185 Sorry. 1187 01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:04,020 Now... 1188 01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:07,290 ...where were we? 1189 01:12:07,357 --> 01:12:08,358 [HORN HONKS] 1190 01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:10,527 You gotta relax, Al. 1191 01:12:10,594 --> 01:12:13,830 It's all right. Now, don't you worry, 1192 01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:17,000 because Mama's gonna take good care of you. 1193 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:45,862 Dudes! I was just e-mailing you. Sure you were. 1194 01:12:45,929 --> 01:12:47,797 No, seriously, man, I'm telling you, 1195 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:50,500 you will not believe what happened to me tonight. Whoo! 1196 01:12:50,567 --> 01:12:52,936 CHUCK: Give us the keys to our car. 1197 01:12:53,002 --> 01:12:54,804 Okay, but I'm telling you, it's coming out 1198 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:57,507 like a Penthouse letter. 1199 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:03,279 Y'all know how it is when you're butt-naked 1200 01:13:03,346 --> 01:13:05,815 with a little cutie, right? 1201 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:07,817 Yeah, right-- 1202 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,385 We were worried. 1203 01:13:09,453 --> 01:13:11,821 We thought you might still be at Ben's working on our car. 1204 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:13,590 So we went down there, but it was closed. 1205 01:13:13,657 --> 01:13:16,560 Then it took us an hour to get his home number. 1206 01:13:16,626 --> 01:13:18,327 You talked to Ben? CHUCK: Yeah. 1207 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:19,963 He says if you don't come in soon, 1208 01:13:20,029 --> 01:13:22,832 the camshaft's going back to Germany. 1209 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:27,471 Oh. That's right. "Oh." 1210 01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:30,974 Look. Let me explain this-- 1211 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,976 As of midnight tonight, we're officially excommunicating 1212 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:35,078 Alvin Johnson from the clubhouse. 1213 01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:36,813 The clubhouse from fourth-freaking-grade? 1214 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,448 Come on, guys, you can't be serious. 1215 01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:41,851 We shall never again speak to, nor respond to any spoken words 1216 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:43,953 from the aforementioned Alvin Johnson. 1217 01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,321 Chuck, man. 1218 01:13:45,388 --> 01:13:49,125 Three, two, one. 1219 01:13:49,192 --> 01:13:51,495 Walter. 1220 01:13:54,498 --> 01:13:55,999 Fine, then. 1221 01:13:56,065 --> 01:14:00,069 Dude, I don't need you losers. 1222 01:14:00,136 --> 01:14:02,138 Ain't my fault you guys ain't getting no-- 1223 01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:05,509 Boobie? All you gave him was a little boob action? 1224 01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:07,310 That was all he wanted. 1225 01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:10,079 Was it good? I was good. 1226 01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:13,449 Uh, hello. What happened to the pact that we wouldn't 1227 01:14:13,517 --> 01:14:15,318 date each other's ex-boyfriends? 1228 01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:16,720 This ain't Burger King. 1229 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:20,557 You can't always have it your way. 1230 01:14:20,624 --> 01:14:22,759 Come on, Zoe. 1231 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,730 ARETHA: Something is definitely rotten in the hood. 1232 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,431 At first, I was gonna plan 1233 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:30,600 a sort of blackmail angle on him. 1234 01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:32,836 Then, after a great deal of research, 1235 01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,505 I realized he has nothing of value. 1236 01:14:35,572 --> 01:14:37,874 So here I am. I'm telling you. 1237 01:14:37,941 --> 01:14:40,109 He paid that girl to be his friend. 1238 01:14:40,176 --> 01:14:43,246 Aretha, now, your brother would never do such a thing. 1239 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:47,016 Pops, Moms, what's the deal? 1240 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,618 Hey, yo, no time for the victuals, 1241 01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:52,722 I gotta do my thug thizzle. 1242 01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:54,958 Gotta have the pimp juice. 1243 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,526 I'll holler. 1244 01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:59,796 Al, is there something that you want to tell us 1245 01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:01,497 about your engine part, son? 1246 01:15:01,565 --> 01:15:07,003 That engine part that is so very important to your future. 1247 01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:09,606 You know what? That's a long story. 1248 01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:11,575 I'll put you up on game later on tonight. 1249 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:13,276 But let's make a long story short. 1250 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:19,816 Did you or did you not squander your future on some tramp girl? 1251 01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:22,451 Moms... 1252 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,954 Nobody uses the word "tramp" anymore. 1253 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:30,526 You know, it's more like "chickenhead" or "hootchie." 1254 01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:33,329 Plus, it's my future. [HORN HONKS] 1255 01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,899 And that's my ride to school. 1256 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:40,269 School? Liar. Today is Senior Ditch Day. 1257 01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:44,841 You know what? Little biscuithead is right. 1258 01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:48,077 I'm gonna go to the beach, check out some breezies, 1259 01:15:48,144 --> 01:15:50,980 put my feet in the water and kick it with my crew. 1260 01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:52,849 And I could have lied to y'all, 1261 01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:56,519 not even told y'all, but y'all my folks. 1262 01:15:56,586 --> 01:16:00,556 And I ain't got nothing but love for you. 1263 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,028 Peace out. 1264 01:16:05,094 --> 01:16:07,697 I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. 1265 01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:09,165 The money he had for the engine, 1266 01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:12,769 that's what he used to pay that girl. 1267 01:16:12,836 --> 01:16:17,641 Well, then that's gonna have to end right now. 1268 01:16:17,707 --> 01:16:19,776 Go on, get your purse. 1269 01:16:22,545 --> 01:16:24,814 BOY: Yo, what's up, Al? 1270 01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:27,116 GIRL: Hi, Alvin. 1271 01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:39,963 Wait. 1272 01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:42,231 Let me do that for you. 1273 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,373 Good looking out. 1274 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:54,110 Why are these B's following us? 1275 01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:56,913 Us? We ain't on no date right now. 1276 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:02,385 Don't be mad. I can't bring sand to the beach. 1277 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:05,822 Damn, man. These shorties is really sweating you. 1278 01:17:05,889 --> 01:17:08,624 Like gym socks. 1279 01:17:11,761 --> 01:17:15,164 Man, you doing it, baby. Yo, pimp, pimp, hooray. 1280 01:17:15,231 --> 01:17:17,000 I ain't mad at you. 1281 01:17:17,066 --> 01:17:20,870 Hey, Kadeem. I need to rap with Al. 1282 01:17:30,213 --> 01:17:31,981 Handle that. 1283 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,552 So, what's up, shorty? 1284 01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:38,688 "Shorty," huh? 1285 01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:41,657 Look, I was thinking maybe 1286 01:17:41,725 --> 01:17:43,526 we should still hang out sometime. 1287 01:17:43,592 --> 01:17:45,729 As friends. 1288 01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,731 You're a great listener. 1289 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,999 Huh? 1290 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,236 So I guess your boy Anthony's neck didn't taste 1291 01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:56,372 as good as you made it look, now, did it? 1292 01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,174 Please. He's old and tired. 1293 01:17:58,241 --> 01:18:01,544 Yeah. And now since I'm the coolest thing since shoestring, 1294 01:18:01,610 --> 01:18:03,279 you trying to get laced, right? 1295 01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:05,048 Al. 1296 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:08,451 If I'd known you was for sale, I would've bought you sooner. 1297 01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:12,555 Whoa. Now, you need to slow your roll. 1298 01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:15,424 How dare you stand in my face popping that noise? 1299 01:18:15,491 --> 01:18:16,760 Are you crazy? 1300 01:18:16,826 --> 01:18:20,463 Look, I made you "Al." 1301 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:25,902 I will work overtime to break you, Alvin. You got that? 1302 01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:31,741 You can't break a real man, baby. Alvin. 1303 01:18:32,675 --> 01:18:34,377 I'm waiting for you. 1304 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:40,817 You gonna have to excuse me. I'm all booked up. 1305 01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:43,419 Auditioning prom dates. Oh, yeah. 1306 01:18:43,486 --> 01:18:44,988 Now, there's a real catch. 1307 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,956 She's given more rides than Greyhound. 1308 01:18:47,023 --> 01:18:51,194 Yeah, but I bet you it won't cost me $1500 for a ticket. 1309 01:18:54,697 --> 01:18:59,368 Huh? Yeah. You don't have nothing to say now, do you? 1310 01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:02,738 Whatever. 1311 01:19:02,806 --> 01:19:04,707 You don't need her no more, boo. 1312 01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:06,542 Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. 1313 01:19:06,609 --> 01:19:08,277 Come on, let's dance. 1314 01:19:08,344 --> 01:19:10,046 Dance? 1315 01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:19,122 [BUSTA RHYME'S SINGING "PASS THE COURVOISIER"] 1316 01:20:59,722 --> 01:21:01,891 [MOANING] 1317 01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,629 Do you really care about me? 1318 01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:08,664 Of course I do, girl. 1319 01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:10,900 Well, prove it. 1320 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:16,272 I always used to watch you. Yeah. 1321 01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,574 And you... 1322 01:21:18,641 --> 01:21:20,409 You inspired me... 1323 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:23,479 to write you a song. Really? 1324 01:21:23,546 --> 01:21:26,282 Yeah. Yeah. It goes like this. 1325 01:21:26,349 --> 01:21:31,387 Olivia, me and you We will rise 1326 01:21:32,688 --> 01:21:35,258 Despite our fears inside 1327 01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:37,927 Rumor has it today's Senior Ditch Day. 1328 01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:42,431 Dru Hilton. 1329 01:21:42,498 --> 01:21:44,800 What's the deal, baby? What brings you out here? 1330 01:21:44,867 --> 01:21:47,870 DRU: Came to see Paris, man. Where she at? Where she at? 1331 01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:49,605 Yo. Thirty points last game? 1332 01:21:49,672 --> 01:21:53,276 I'm balling, baby. What you know? What you know? 1333 01:21:53,342 --> 01:21:57,080 What's up? What's going on, dog, you know what I'm saying? 1334 01:21:58,714 --> 01:22:01,617 PARIS: Dru. 1335 01:22:01,684 --> 01:22:05,021 It's been a while. I wasn't expecting you in town so soon. 1336 01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:07,256 You know, team got in a day early, 1337 01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:10,326 so I thought I'd surprise you. 1338 01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:16,332 What do you say you and I get out of here, just the two of us? 1339 01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:21,004 You give me a chance to apologize. 1340 01:22:21,070 --> 01:22:22,705 All right. 1341 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:24,340 Let me get my things. 1342 01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:30,579 Damn, brother. It's that easy, huh? 1343 01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:34,650 Hey, hey, hey. Look, what goes on the road, stays on the road. 1344 01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:41,257 Besides, this girl, she's my first love. 1345 01:22:41,324 --> 01:22:44,660 She can't even picture being with anybody else. 1346 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:49,898 Yo, one of you fools been trying to get with Paris? 1347 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,567 Which one of you? Which one of you? 1348 01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:54,437 Yo, chill, Dru, all right? It wasn't me. 1349 01:22:54,503 --> 01:22:56,739 She was Al Johnson's girl. Not mine. 1350 01:22:56,805 --> 01:23:00,409 Who? Al Johnson, man. 1351 01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:03,446 See, the only Al Johnson I know is Alvin Johnson. 1352 01:23:03,512 --> 01:23:06,749 Yeah, he getting shorties now. 1353 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,751 Aquaman. 1354 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:10,253 All right. 1355 01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:14,190 What's wrong? 1356 01:23:14,257 --> 01:23:16,525 Why you looking at me like that? 1357 01:23:16,592 --> 01:23:18,994 I hear you got yourself a new man. 1358 01:23:21,430 --> 01:23:23,532 Really, it's not-- Whatever. Whatever. 1359 01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:27,403 I didn't come back here for you to lie in my face. 1360 01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:28,537 We're done. 1361 01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:31,640 No. No, look. Wait. Get off me. Get off me! 1362 01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:36,112 I swear. Look, I haven't moved on, Dru! 1363 01:23:45,254 --> 01:23:48,991 Alvin! Alvin! BOY: Yo, Paris, where you going? 1364 01:23:49,058 --> 01:23:54,197 Al, get out there. I need you to go tell Dru about our deal. 1365 01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:56,732 Paris, I'm kind of in the middle of something-- 1366 01:23:56,799 --> 01:23:59,001 Alvin, Dru is about to leave. 1367 01:23:59,068 --> 01:24:01,237 Please, just go tell him the truth. 1368 01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:02,838 The truth is that we were dating, 1369 01:24:02,905 --> 01:24:04,873 I got over you, and that was that. 1370 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:07,343 Al! Dru is-- Paris, stop it. 1371 01:24:07,410 --> 01:24:10,045 You're making a fool of yourself. 1372 01:24:17,086 --> 01:24:18,887 Oh, so you won't tell Dru the truth 1373 01:24:18,954 --> 01:24:21,357 because you're afraid that they'll find out 1374 01:24:21,424 --> 01:24:25,628 that you paid me to be your friend? 1375 01:24:25,694 --> 01:24:28,797 Well, guess what. They just found out. 1376 01:24:31,134 --> 01:24:33,936 He just wanted to be popular. 1377 01:24:34,002 --> 01:24:36,639 So he spent 1500 bucks on me 1378 01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:39,142 to hang out with him for two weeks. 1379 01:24:40,008 --> 01:24:42,445 That's the truth. 1380 01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:48,917 Well, technically, the money was spent on the car. 1381 01:24:48,984 --> 01:24:51,320 Olivia. What about our song? 1382 01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:54,223 We will rise Despite those who burning us 1383 01:24:54,290 --> 01:24:57,960 She burning us with the lie-- Shut up. 1384 01:24:58,026 --> 01:24:59,695 Didn't have to push me. 1385 01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:04,267 That's my song! I wrote those words. 1386 01:25:13,075 --> 01:25:14,943 Yeah, what's that old saying? 1387 01:25:15,010 --> 01:25:19,948 "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Can I get an amen? 1388 01:25:20,015 --> 01:25:22,785 A hallelujah? 1389 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:25,821 I was just trying to quote, you know, an old philosopher. 1390 01:25:25,888 --> 01:25:30,826 I think it was Pimping Ken or Aristotle or Chris Rock. 1391 01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:34,497 Serves him right. Let's go. Come on, let's go. 1392 01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:36,699 Hey, y'all, wait up. Anthony. Ted. 1393 01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:41,704 Ted. Anthony. 1394 01:25:42,838 --> 01:25:46,275 * How did I let it Get this far? * 1395 01:25:46,342 --> 01:25:50,179 * Ooh * 1396 01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:53,949 * How did I make This wrong turn? * 1397 01:25:54,016 --> 01:25:57,353 * Ooh * 1398 01:25:57,420 --> 01:26:01,457 * Comes to the light Comes to the light * 1399 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:04,427 * Everything * 1400 01:26:04,493 --> 01:26:06,895 Maybe I should just try and look past all of this. 1401 01:26:06,962 --> 01:26:10,599 Girl, you know Dru loves you. He'll take you back. 1402 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:12,668 No, I mean.... 1403 01:26:14,803 --> 01:26:17,840 You know what I've been thinking, Zoe? 1404 01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:26,982 After graduation, I was thinking of moving to San Francisco. 1405 01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:29,151 You know, take singing lessons. 1406 01:26:29,218 --> 01:26:31,887 I mean, I've been learning how to play guitar, girl. 1407 01:26:31,954 --> 01:26:34,790 [ZOE LAUGHS] Oh, get real, girl. 1408 01:26:34,857 --> 01:26:38,794 You're never gonna be Alicia Keys or Norah Jones. 1409 01:26:38,861 --> 01:26:42,064 You're gonna be the wife of an NBA star. 1410 01:26:42,130 --> 01:26:45,934 Life doesn't get any better than that. 1411 01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:49,938 Hello? Paris? 1412 01:26:50,005 --> 01:26:51,840 Paris? 1413 01:26:51,907 --> 01:26:59,081 * Make it go away * 1414 01:26:59,147 --> 01:27:03,319 * Make it fade * 1415 01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:06,455 * Make it sail away from me * 1416 01:27:06,522 --> 01:27:10,759 * Sail away, sail away * 1417 01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:15,063 * Comes to the light Comes to the light * 1418 01:27:15,130 --> 01:27:18,767 * Everything * 1419 01:27:18,834 --> 01:27:25,140 * Comes to the light Comes to the light * 1420 01:27:25,207 --> 01:27:31,179 * Comes to the light Comes to the light * 1421 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,916 I need to talk to you, son. 1422 01:27:39,455 --> 01:27:42,658 Dad, I got all the condoms I could use. 1423 01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:45,260 Probably won't be needing any in the near future. 1424 01:27:45,328 --> 01:27:47,296 Well, look. Why don't you get up, son, 1425 01:27:47,363 --> 01:27:50,766 because your future is what I'm here to talk to you about. 1426 01:27:54,737 --> 01:27:58,441 That's right. I got your camshaft. 1427 01:27:58,507 --> 01:28:01,644 Now, you probably gonna have to work like hell 1428 01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:04,880 to pay this thing off, but I don't want you to worry 1429 01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:07,249 about that till you finish that engine up. 1430 01:28:07,316 --> 01:28:09,518 It's probably too late. 1431 01:28:09,585 --> 01:28:13,656 And I have to rebuild the engine to the new camshaft 1432 01:28:13,722 --> 01:28:18,093 then retest it. It's a lot of work. 1433 01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:23,532 Okay, then get off your ass and handle your business. 1434 01:28:26,101 --> 01:28:28,504 Look, Alvin. Look, man. 1435 01:28:28,571 --> 01:28:30,238 When I was in school, 1436 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:33,809 I was one of the coolest dudes at the school. 1437 01:28:33,876 --> 01:28:38,481 I was something else, man. I had the whole game working. 1438 01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:42,250 And I guess I kind of just always wanted you 1439 01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:46,589 to have that same kind of fun that I did. 1440 01:28:51,594 --> 01:28:53,929 But you know why that was? 1441 01:28:53,996 --> 01:28:59,502 See, it was because, see, I didn't have your brains. 1442 01:29:01,103 --> 01:29:05,641 I didn't have your potential. None of that, man. 1443 01:29:07,275 --> 01:29:08,777 But you... 1444 01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:11,880 From day one, me and your mama, 1445 01:29:11,947 --> 01:29:13,916 we always knew, man, that you was just 1446 01:29:13,982 --> 01:29:16,819 gonna achieve some great things for us. 1447 01:29:18,554 --> 01:29:21,524 I don't know, I guess maybe I was... 1448 01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:24,960 Maybe a little jealous or something. I don't know. 1449 01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:27,730 But I'm gonna tell you something, though. 1450 01:29:31,266 --> 01:29:34,603 I have always, 1451 01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:37,973 always been proud of you, son. 1452 01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:48,884 I been damn proud of you, man. 1453 01:30:00,529 --> 01:30:02,965 [**] 1454 01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:43,872 Look who's awake. 1455 01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:46,174 You finished it. 1456 01:30:46,241 --> 01:30:49,344 Congratulations, it looks good. 1457 01:30:49,411 --> 01:30:52,247 Yeah, thanks. Hey, guys, look-- 1458 01:30:52,314 --> 01:30:53,482 Man, save your breath. 1459 01:30:55,050 --> 01:30:57,753 Look, come on, guys. Don't go. I was-- 1460 01:30:57,820 --> 01:31:00,088 What's the matter with the Galaxie? 1461 01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:02,024 It's none of your concern. 1462 01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:37,526 The scholarship committee's probably gonna want 1463 01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:39,828 to look at this engine next week. 1464 01:31:39,895 --> 01:31:44,166 Other than that, y'all needed an engine. 1465 01:31:58,947 --> 01:32:02,084 DRU: Set the screen. Set the screen. 1466 01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:06,054 There it is. There it is. 1467 01:32:15,764 --> 01:32:18,567 Get back, get back. Come on, Ted. Come on, Ted. 1468 01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:23,305 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 1469 01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:27,309 ANNOUNCER: Basket by number 32. Hey, that was your man. 1470 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,144 You got to call a switch. 1471 01:32:30,946 --> 01:32:33,481 See, this is the reason why we're losing. 1472 01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:35,217 Because we're infected with losers. 1473 01:32:35,283 --> 01:32:38,053 Stay focused on the game, man. Forget them. 1474 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,755 Oh, man. 1475 01:32:39,822 --> 01:32:43,626 Attention, losers, get out of my good-luck seats now! 1476 01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:46,662 No, we're gonna sit where we want. 1477 01:32:46,729 --> 01:32:49,464 Oh, you think it's a game, huh? 1478 01:32:49,531 --> 01:32:51,233 Get up or get beat down. 1479 01:32:51,299 --> 01:32:53,669 Yo, Ted, let's go, man. Let's go to the locker room. 1480 01:32:53,736 --> 01:32:55,804 We're running plays. 1481 01:32:55,871 --> 01:32:57,172 TED: Move now. 1482 01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:02,177 So you wanna beat somebody up, huh, tough guy? 1483 01:33:02,244 --> 01:33:04,680 GIRL: He just asked for an ass-whupping. 1484 01:33:04,747 --> 01:33:06,782 I've been waiting for this. 1485 01:33:06,849 --> 01:33:09,051 Yeah. Yeah. Ted. 1486 01:33:09,117 --> 01:33:11,720 TED: I'll beat you like you stole something. 1487 01:33:11,787 --> 01:33:14,022 ALVIN: Go ahead. 1488 01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:16,124 Start beating. 1489 01:33:16,191 --> 01:33:19,094 Can't beat me no worse than I been beating myself 1490 01:33:19,161 --> 01:33:22,631 for wanting to be friends with you. 1491 01:33:22,698 --> 01:33:24,900 All this time, I was just fronting to be cool. 1492 01:33:26,301 --> 01:33:28,804 Because I didn't have the balls enough to be myself. 1493 01:33:30,939 --> 01:33:33,776 So instead, I started dissing my real friends. 1494 01:33:33,842 --> 01:33:36,845 But, hey, this is who I am. 1495 01:33:36,912 --> 01:33:40,182 Alvin Johnson. Pool boy. 1496 01:33:44,653 --> 01:33:49,091 I like blended mocha lattes, with a little foam on the top. 1497 01:33:49,157 --> 01:33:50,759 GIRL: Yo, that's the kind you drink. 1498 01:33:50,826 --> 01:33:53,195 I like Michael Jackson's Bad album. 1499 01:33:53,261 --> 01:33:57,299 PEOPLE IN CROWD: I like that. I like Michael. I like Thriller. 1500 01:33:57,365 --> 01:33:59,001 This is me. 1501 01:33:59,067 --> 01:34:01,837 I ain't afraid to admit it. 1502 01:34:03,605 --> 01:34:06,241 So go ahead, Ted. 1503 01:34:06,308 --> 01:34:08,443 Do it. 1504 01:34:08,510 --> 01:34:10,545 Hit me. 1505 01:34:10,612 --> 01:34:13,115 And I'm gonna show you who's bad. 1506 01:34:13,181 --> 01:34:15,483 GIRL 1: Ted, what you gonna do? GIRL 2: Yeah, Ted. 1507 01:34:15,550 --> 01:34:17,786 Who's bad? 1508 01:34:17,853 --> 01:34:20,022 TED: You are a freak! 1509 01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:25,660 WALTER: Yeah. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 1510 01:34:25,728 --> 01:34:27,562 Take your boy. Chill, we got him. 1511 01:34:27,629 --> 01:34:30,065 Yeah, you chill. You chill. 1512 01:35:31,593 --> 01:35:33,095 All right. 1513 01:35:36,031 --> 01:35:37,399 Alvin. 1514 01:35:37,465 --> 01:35:39,734 Alvin, stop. 1515 01:35:39,802 --> 01:35:43,371 Hey. Hey, baby. 1516 01:35:43,438 --> 01:35:44,907 I've been thinking. 1517 01:35:44,973 --> 01:35:47,810 I'm gonna give you one more chance to apologize. 1518 01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:51,847 I have other dreams. 1519 01:35:51,914 --> 01:35:55,650 Other dreams? I'm your meal ticket. 1520 01:35:55,717 --> 01:35:57,452 Pool boy, right? You bugging. 1521 01:35:57,519 --> 01:35:59,922 Alvin, stop. 1522 01:35:59,988 --> 01:36:02,624 Alvin, I know. I know what you're thinking. 1523 01:36:02,690 --> 01:36:05,760 You think you know. No. I know. 1524 01:36:05,828 --> 01:36:09,097 You're all mad at yourself and feeling like some kind of fool 1525 01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:14,002 because you've been fronting about who you are for two weeks? 1526 01:36:14,069 --> 01:36:16,204 I've been fronting about who I am, who I wanna be, 1527 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,640 for as long as I can even remember. 1528 01:36:18,706 --> 01:36:21,443 And on the real, I'm tired-- 1529 01:36:31,753 --> 01:36:33,088 [**] 1530 01:36:35,023 --> 01:36:40,462 * I didn't know how to feel * 1531 01:36:40,528 --> 01:36:47,735 * I been up so long I've forgotten what was real * 1532 01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:51,239 * It's been forever since I've looked me in the face * 1533 01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:54,342 * I bet that's why this comfort Feels so out of place * 1534 01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:57,245 * My head's been begging me To turn the other way * 1535 01:36:57,312 --> 01:37:02,350 * 'Cause my eyes say go And my heart says stay * 1536 01:37:02,417 --> 01:37:06,654 * In spite of our fears inside * 1537 01:37:06,721 --> 01:37:12,928 * 'Caused by those who burn us Down with their lies * 1538 01:37:12,995 --> 01:37:16,264 * Gather with your eyes * 1539 01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:20,468 * To a love that Will always be on time * 1540 01:37:20,535 --> 01:37:27,842 * A connection so electric Can't hide from... * 1541 01:37:27,910 --> 01:37:32,647 * New York put it on the floor New York put it on the floor * 1542 01:37:32,714 --> 01:37:36,684 * Cali put it on the floor Cali put it on the floor * 1543 01:37:36,751 --> 01:37:40,889 * Miami put it on the floor Miami put it on the floor * 1544 01:37:40,956 --> 01:37:45,293 * Atlanta put it on the floor Atlanta put it on the floor * 1545 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,429 * You gonna work For this little bit of change * 1546 01:37:47,495 --> 01:37:49,331 * Side order of pimpin' Little bit of game * 1547 01:37:49,397 --> 01:37:51,466 * What you know gonna hurt Just a little bit of pain * 1548 01:37:51,533 --> 01:37:54,036 * When I rip ya skirt From ya little-bitty frame * 1549 01:37:54,102 --> 01:37:56,171 * Whole lot of drinkin' Whole lot of cash * 1550 01:37:56,238 --> 01:37:58,506 * Dirty ol' Nick with a whole lot of... * 1551 01:37:58,573 --> 01:38:01,276 * Fly guy, Antonio Fargus Carrera Porsches * 1552 01:38:01,343 --> 01:38:02,911 * We ain't even parking * 1553 01:38:02,978 --> 01:38:04,646 * Valet alligator Air forces * 1554 01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:07,182 * Waves in my head have them Chicks gettin' nauseous * 1555 01:38:07,249 --> 01:38:09,084 * Love dont cost a thing My dough, your world 1556 01:38:09,151 --> 01:38:11,353 * So shake it like A na-na-na-nasty girl * 1557 01:38:11,419 --> 01:38:13,388 * I think you need to move it to the left, shorty * 1558 01:38:13,455 --> 01:38:15,924 * Move it to the left, shorty * 1559 01:38:15,991 --> 01:38:17,592 * If you don't got Your own paper * 1560 01:38:17,659 --> 01:38:20,795 * I don't suggest you hold Your breath, shorty * 1561 01:38:20,862 --> 01:38:22,430 * Keep it right, shorty * 1562 01:38:22,497 --> 01:38:24,332 * You better Keep it tight, shorty * 1563 01:38:24,399 --> 01:38:26,368 * You better bring money Out your crib * 1564 01:38:26,434 --> 01:38:28,536 * 'Cause you ain't gettin none Of mine tonight, shorty * 1565 01:38:28,603 --> 01:38:31,073 * I think you need to move it To the left, shorty * 1566 01:38:31,139 --> 01:38:32,941 * Move it to the left, shorty * 1567 01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:34,676 * If you don't got Your own paper * 1568 01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:37,412 * I don't suggest you hold Your breath, shorty * 1569 01:38:37,479 --> 01:38:39,581 * Keep it right, shorty * 1570 01:38:39,647 --> 01:38:41,549 * You better Keep it tight, shorty * 1571 01:38:41,616 --> 01:38:43,718 * You better bring money Out your crib * 1572 01:38:43,785 --> 01:38:46,221 * 'Cause you ain't gettin' None of mine tonight, shorty * 1573 01:38:46,288 --> 01:38:48,356 * Watch how the women start Sniffing around * 1574 01:38:48,423 --> 01:38:50,392 * When we be rippin' it down We got 'em stickin' around * 1575 01:38:50,458 --> 01:38:52,494 * The way they love to kid like I'm the king of the town * 1576 01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:54,729 * The way my money stacks up Got 'em flippin' around * 1577 01:38:54,796 --> 01:38:59,134 * I got em diggin' the sound * 1578 01:38:59,201 --> 01:39:01,970 * Listen, cook food, shorty Fatten my tummy * 1579 01:39:02,037 --> 01:39:03,805 * Don't touch my money * 1580 01:39:03,871 --> 01:39:05,840 * Even though you lookin' good And it was nice to meet ya * 1581 01:39:05,907 --> 01:39:08,010 * You'll be lucky if you even Get a slice of pizza from me * 1582 01:39:08,076 --> 01:39:10,012 * Before you ever try to touch My money clip I put ya * 1583 01:39:10,078 --> 01:39:12,080 * On the corner walkin' up And down the money strip * 1584 01:39:12,147 --> 01:39:13,415 * Now looky here Honey there * 1585 01:39:13,481 --> 01:39:15,450 * Better find Another dummy quick * 1586 01:39:15,517 --> 01:39:17,319 * Homey tryin' to stunt better Jump Inside the money whip * 1587 01:39:17,385 --> 01:39:19,587 * Let's see what you can get And keep it over there * 1588 01:39:19,654 --> 01:39:21,623 * Better try your luck 'cause You ain't gettin' nothin' * 1589 01:39:21,689 --> 01:39:23,458 * I think you need to move it to the left, shorty * 1590 01:39:23,525 --> 01:39:25,360 * Move it to the left, shorty * 1591 01:39:25,427 --> 01:39:27,229 * If you ain't got Your own paper * 1592 01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:30,698 * I don't suggest you hold your breath, shorty * 1593 01:39:30,765 --> 01:39:32,234 * Keep it right, shorty * 1594 01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,635 * You better Keep it tight, shorty * 1595 01:39:33,701 --> 01:39:36,004 * You better bring money Out your crib * 1596 01:39:36,071 --> 01:39:38,873 * 'Cause you ain't gettin none of mine tonight, shorty * 1597 01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:43,411 * B.K. put it on the floor B.K. put it on the floor * 1598 01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:47,582 * B.X. put it on the floor B.X. put it on the floor * 1599 01:39:47,649 --> 01:39:51,153 * St. Louis put it on the floor St. Louis put it on the floor * 1600 01:39:51,219 --> 01:39:56,591 * Philly put it on the floor Philly put it on the floor * 1601 01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:08,770 * This is my fault That I got caught up * 1602 01:40:08,836 --> 01:40:13,741 * Knowing damn well That you and her just broke up * 1603 01:40:13,808 --> 01:40:16,311 * Say it's about me * 1604 01:40:16,378 --> 01:40:20,382 * And not the last She's the best, did I ask you * 1605 01:40:20,448 --> 01:40:28,590 * About how she was? No, I didn't * 1606 01:40:28,656 --> 01:40:31,393 * So tell me what the hell You even got with me for * 1607 01:40:31,459 --> 01:40:33,695 * Tell me what the hell You even got with me for * 1608 01:40:33,761 --> 01:40:36,131 * No matter how you front It always showed * 1609 01:40:36,198 --> 01:40:44,872 * That you ain't let her go * 1610 01:40:44,939 --> 01:40:48,443 * Baby, please forgive me * 1611 01:40:48,510 --> 01:40:51,146 * It's been a few months now Since I did it * 1612 01:40:51,213 --> 01:40:53,615 * I don't want To go on living baby * 1613 01:40:53,681 --> 01:40:59,421 * Put it in the past I wanna make this love last * 1614 01:40:59,487 --> 01:41:05,460 * Listen, don't keep on Pushing me... * 112597