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- HAPPILY DIVORCED
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IS SHOT
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.
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JUDI, BE SUBTLE,
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BUT THERE'S A REALLY CUTE GUY
BEHIND US AT 8:00.
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I THINK THAT
HE'S CHECKING YOU OUT.
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- NO!
I THINK HE'S CHECKING YOU OUT.
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- WHOO!
- WHOO!
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OH, WAS THAT GREAT!
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- OH, GOD, OH, GOD,
I THINK HE'S COMING OVER.
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- STAY CALM.
THEY CAN SMELL DESPERATION.
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OKAY.
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- HEY, GREAT CONCERT, HUH?
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- WOW! REALLY!
- KILLER!
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- TOTALLY.
- I'M DAVID.
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- JUDI. WITH AN "I."
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- HI. FRAN, WITH A...
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FRA.
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- NICE TO MEET YOU LADIES.
- DITTO!
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WHAT DO YOU DO, DAVE?
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- I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT
ATTORNEY.
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- WOW! JUDI'S AN ENTERTAINER.
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YEAH, YOU SHOULD
HEAR HER SING.
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SHE'S AMAZING.
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- OH, PLEASE.
I WOULDN'T CALL IT...
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* AMA-AA-ZING
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- WOW!
- HA HA HA HA HA!
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- AND WHAT DO YOU DO, FRAN?
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- OH, ACTUALLY, I HAVE
MY OWN FLOWER BUSINESS.
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- YEAH. SO IF YOU EVER WANT
TO SEND ME SOME FLOWERS,
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SHE'LL GIVE 'EM TO YOU
HALF-PRICE.
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- BUT IF YOU SEND THEM TO ME,
THEY'LL BE FREE.
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- BUT IF YOU COME
HEAR ME SING,
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THE DRINKS ARE FREE.
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- I'M FREE NIGHTS.
- I'M FREE NOW.
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- YOU GUYS ARE CUTE.
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I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING
RUDE TO MY FRIENDS,
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BUT I'D LOVE
TO HANG OUT SOMETIME.
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YOU THINK MAYBE
I COULD GET YOUR NUM--
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- HERE.
- HERE.
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- * SHE WAS CERTAIN
THAT HE WAS HER ONE AND ONLY *
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* BUT THEIR UNION ALWAYS
SEEMED A LITTLE FORCED *
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* SHE GOT MARRIED ANYWAY
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* TURNS OUT
THAT HE WAS GAY *
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* THEY'RE STILL IN LOVE
BUT NOW SHE'S *
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* HAPPILY DIVORCED *
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- OH, JUDI!
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WELL, SO...
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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- NOTHING. I JUST WANTED
TO COME OVER AND TALK TO YOU.
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- MM-HMM.
- YOU KNOW, I WAS WORRIED
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ABOUT THIS DAVID SITUATION,
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AND I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE
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THAT NOTHING
COMES BETWEEN US.
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- OH, JUDI!
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NOTHING COULD EVER
COME BETWEEN US.
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NO MATTER WHO DAVID CALLS,
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THE OTHER ONE
WILL BE HAPPY FOR ME.
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I MEAN HER!
RIGHT?
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- OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
SO WE'RE GOOD?
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- YEAH.
- LET'S MAKE A PACT.
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NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.
- FRIENDS FOREVER.
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- GOOD.
BECAUSE DAVID CALLED ME!
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OW!
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- OH, I-I-I AM SO SORRY!
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- HEY, JUDI.
- HEY, PETEY.
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YOU KNOW THAT GUY THAT FRAN
AND I MET LAST NIGHT?
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HE CALLED ME.
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- ISN'T THAT GREAT?
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- I DON'T KNOW, FRAN.
IS IT?
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- YES, PETER.
IT'S SUPER-GREAT.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM SO RELIEVED.
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I WAS REALLY WORRIED
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THAT YOU WERE HOPING
THAT HE WOULD CALL YOU.
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I MEAN, WHAT WOULD I--W--
JUDI!
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I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER
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THAN IF IT HAPPENED TO ME.
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- OH!
OOH...
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BUT IT DIDN'T.
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SO YOU'RE SURE
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY?
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- I'M FINE.
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- THIS IS JUST SO WEIRD!
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I MEAN, THIS HAS NEVER
HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE, RIGHT?
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I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT THE GUY USUALLY GOES FOR.
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- NOT THIS TIME, JUDI.
YOU'VE GOT THE GUY.
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JUDI'S GOT THE GUY.
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- RIGHT?
YOU KNOW, I JUST CANNOT GET OVER
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HOW WEIRD IT IS!
ISN'T IT WEIRD?
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- IT'S WEIRD, JUDI.
IT'S VERY WEIRD.
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IT'S A FREAKIN' X-FILE.
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- YOU KNOW, FRAN,
I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
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IT WAS VERY BIG OF YOU
TO INVITE THEM OVER.
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- WELL, LOOK AT HER, PETER.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN JUDI
THIS HAPPY.
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I'M GLAD
I LET HER HAVE HIM.
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- YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY
NICE OF YOU GUYS TO DO THIS.
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- IT'S MY PLEASURE.
- HOW 'BOUT NEXT WEEK
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WE DO MY PLACE
IN BEVERLY HILLS?
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- OOH! YOU HEAR THAT?
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HE'S COMMITTED
TO AT LEAST A WEEK.
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- I'M SORRY WE'RE BEING RUDE.
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I JUST CAN'T KEEP
MY HANDS OFF HER.
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- HA HA HA.
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
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PETER USED TO LOOK AT ME
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THE WAY HE'S LOOKING
AT YOUR ARMS NOW.
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- WELL, WE HAVE
DINNER RESERVATIONS,
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SO WE SHOULD GET GOING.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH, BABY.
- OH, OF COURSE.
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- DAVID.
- PETE. GREAT TO MEET YOU, BRO.
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- OKAY.
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- PEACE OUT.
- YEAH, LATER, ALLIGATOR.
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- OH, JUDI,
DAVID IS WONDERFUL.
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I HOPE YOU HAVE
A GREAT TIME TONIGHT,
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AND I'LL TALK TO YOU
IN THE MORNING.
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- NOT TOO EARLY, BABY.
- AH!
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- GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT, THANK YOU.
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- OH, HEY, JUDE,
I FORGOT MY PHONE.
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THANKS, FRAN.
THIS WAS REALLY GREAT.
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- OH, ANYTIME--
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- LATER.
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- OH, MY GOD.
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PETER, YOU WOULD NOT
BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
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- I KNOW.
I CHOPPED ALL MORNING.
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NO ONE TOUCHED MY TAPENADE!
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- WELL, SOMEBODY
SURE TOUCHED MINE!
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PETER!
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JUDI'S BOYFRIEND
JUST CAME ON TO ME!
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- FRAN...
- PETER!
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- FRAN...
- PETER!
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DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY.
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I KNOW WHEN A GUY IS INTO ME.
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- FRAN...
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- OKAY. ONE TIME!
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PETER, HE SAID THAT HE HAD
A LOVELY EVENING,
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AND THEN HE KISSED ME
ON THE LIPS.
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- LOOK, HE GAVE YOU
A FRIENDLY KISS.
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I KISS YOU ON THE LIPS
ALL THE TIME.
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IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA
HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
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- PETER, HE KISSED ME
THE WAY YOU KISSED ME
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THE NIGHT THAT WE RENTED
WOLVERINE.
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- OH, MY GOD!
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- RIGHT?
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HOW AM I GONNA TELL JUDI?
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- OH, WELL,
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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SHE'S JUST GONNA THINK
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
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- WELL, THEN YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO TELL HER.
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- NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I HAVE DONE MY SHARE OF TELLING.
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HOW MANY WOMEN DO I HAVE TO
CRUSH IN ONE YEAR?
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- OH, MORNING, CESAR.
- GOOD MORNING.
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OH, MISS JUDI CALLED
TEN MINUTES AGO.
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SHE IS COMING OVER.
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- OH, DID SHE SOUND SAD?
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OH, I HOPE, I HOPE
HER BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HER.
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- OH, MEOW!
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- NO, CESAR,
HEY BOYFRIEND DAVID
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MADE A PASS AT ME LAST NIGHT,
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AND I HAVE TO TELL JUDI.
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- OH, NO!
NO, YOU CANNOT TELL MISS JUDI.
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NO. THAT WOULD BREAK
HER HEART.
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- OH...
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- GOOD MORNING!
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- OH, GOOD MORNING!
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- I BROUGHT
CAPPUCCINOS FOR US.
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- SHE IS SO SWEET.
NO ONE EVER BRINGS ME COFFEE.
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- OH, CESAR,
I FORGOT TO GET YOU ONE.
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- OH HO.
THAT'S OKAY.
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GO AHEAD AND TELL HER.
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- OKAY, FRANNIE,
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I THINK DAVID
MIGHT BE THE ONE.
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I HAVE NEVER DATED
ANYBODY LIKE HIM BEFORE.
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HE'S KIND AND ROMANTIC,
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AND WHEN I LEFT MY IPOD OUT
AS A TEST,
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HE DIDN'T TAKE IT.
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OH, GOD, LOOK AT HER.
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SHE'S SO HAPPY.
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HOW AM I GONNA TELL HER?
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STUPID DAVID
HAD TO KISS ME.
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WHY DO I HAVE TO BE
SO DAMNED IRRESISTIBLE?
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OY, NOW SHE'S A BRIDE.
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I HAVE TO TELL HER.
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JUST SAY IT.
SAY IT.
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SAY IT...SAY IT!
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JUDI!
- WHAT?
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- LAST NIGHT, YOUR BOYFRIEND
CAME ON TO ME!
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- EXCUSE ME?
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- IT'S KILLING ME
TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT LAST NIGHT
WHEN YOU WERE LEAVING,
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DAVID MADE A PASS AT ME.
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- WOW.
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- I KNOW, SWEETIE.
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I AM SO SORRY.
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- YOU JUST COULDN'T
STAND IT, COULD YOU?
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I MEAN, THE ONE TIME THAT A GUY
PICKS ME OVER YOU,
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YOU HAD TO GO TRY AND RUIN IT
BY MAKING UP SOME STORY.
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- I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, JUDI.
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
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- BECAUSE, FRANNIE, YOU TRY
TO BEAT ME AT EVERYTHING!
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YOU REMEMBER
IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL--
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY!
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YOU GOT BOOBS FIRST.
YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND FIRST!
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- BECAUSE I GOT BOOBS FIRST!
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- AND REMEMBER IN COLLEGE?
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I LIKED PETER FIRST!
AND WHO WOUND UP WITH HIM?
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- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN STILL HAVE HIM.
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HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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BUT TRUST ME, JUDI,
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BREAK UP
WITH DAVID.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT, FRANNIE?
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I THINK I GOTTA
BREAK UP WITH YOU.
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- JUDI, NO!
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OH, PETER...
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- FRANNIE, I'M SORRY.
I HEARD THE WHOLE THING.
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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SO...
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JUDI WAS INTO ME.
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- COOL.
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CESAR, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?
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- SINCE YOU FELT PRETTY
AND WITTY AND, WELL,
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YOU KNOW THE REST.
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- YOU KNOW,
FRAN IS LOOKING FOR YOU.
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- OH, MR. PETER.
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YOU HAVE GOT TO GET HER
AND MISS JUDI TO MAKE UP.
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SHE'S BEEN TRYING
TO MAKE ME HER GIRLFRIEND.
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TOMORROW SHE WANTS TO TAKE ME
FOR A BRAZILIAN BLOW OUT.
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IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
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BUT I HAVE A FEELING
IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
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- CESAR!
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CESAR?
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CESAR?
OH.
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DAVID, DO YOU WANNA
COME WITH ME TO--
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- NO.
- WELL, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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WHAT I'M GONNA--
- NO.
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- WHY?
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- FRANNIE, I TOLD YOU
THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
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YOU JUST HAVE TO CALL JUDI.
- I HAVE CALLED HER.
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I'VE TEXTED HER,
I'VE EMAILED HER.
235
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I EVEN BOUGHT CUPCAKES.
- SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE CUPCAKES?
236
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,330
- THOSE WERE FOR ME.
I WAS SAD.
237
00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:35,127
- LOOK, YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING,
BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT--
238
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,597
YOU DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS.
239
00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:39,803
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
240
00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:44,373
I'VE GOT PLENTY OF GIRLFRIENDS
TO DO FUN STUFF WITH.
241
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,500
- WHO?
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00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:47,733
- WHO?
HEY, GIRLFRIEND.
243
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YEAH, I WAS THINKING MAYBE
WE'D GET TOGETHER TODAY,
244
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,300
DO SOMETHING FUN.
245
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:58,403
WELL, WHAT TIME DOES DADDY
HAVE TO GO TO THE EYE DOCTOR?
246
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,670
- OH, I REMEMBER
THE FIRST TIME YOU AND JUDI
247
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,200
HAD A BIG FIGHT.
248
00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,773
IT WAS AT YOUR 13TH
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
249
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,670
AND YOU KNOW HOW I GOT
THE TWO OF YOU TO MAKE UP?
250
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,630
- NO, MA, HOW?
- OH, CRAP.
251
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:14,227
I WAS HOPING YOU'D REMEMBER.
252
00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:16,297
GLEN!
253
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:19,333
THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBED THESE
FOR YOUR GLAUCOMA.
254
00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:22,097
THESE ARE NOT
RECREATIONAL BROWNIES!
255
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,470
- HEY, I LIKE
WHAT'S GOIN' ON THERE.
256
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,600
- OH, THAT'S IT, DADDY.
257
00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:32,573
I AM TAKING THIS PRESCRIPTION
HOME WITH ME.
258
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,570
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH
259
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,230
TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS.
260
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:38,827
WHEN YOU'RE 78,
WE CAN TALK.
261
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,373
- OOH!
FRITOS!
262
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,100
- HELLO, DORI!
263
00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:46,103
- THAT'S MARILYN
FROM DOWNSTAIRS.
264
00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:48,303
- OH!
- WE'RE IN THE KITCHEN.
265
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,800
- HI, MARILYN!
266
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,303
- YOU'RE THE DAUGHTER
I NEVER HAD.
267
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,233
- AW!
268
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:07,267
- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE THE DIVORCE.
269
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,630
BUT I HAVE GOT
SOMEONE FOR YOU.
270
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:13,327
SHE IS SO GORGEOUS.
271
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,067
- NO, MARILYN.
I'M STRAIGHT.
272
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,797
IT'S MY EX THAT'S,
YOU KNOW...
273
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:20,603
- DON'T WORRY, SO WHAT?
SO YOU LIKE BOOBIES.
274
00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:24,203
- MARILYN, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
275
00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,573
THE HUSBAND IS GAY.
276
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,770
- OH!
277
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,600
- THEY ARE STILL LIVING
TOGETHER.
278
00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:30,633
- OH...
- SO GOD WILLING,
279
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,267
I'LL STILL SEE
SOME GRANDCHILDREN.
280
00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:36,767
- IS THIS LOW FAT?
281
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,170
- NO.
282
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:52,570
- I'M GETTIN'
SUCH A DEJA VU.
283
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,770
- THE BEST PECAN ROLL
WE EVER HAD--
284
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,670
together: MAURY'S BAKERY
ON CASINO BOULEVARD.
285
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:03,130
- MAURY HAD THE BEST NUTS.
286
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:07,527
- SALTY. WE USED TO
LICK THEM FOR HOURS.
287
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:10,397
- YOU KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE
LOVED MAURY'S NUTS?
288
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:12,473
PETER.
289
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,730
both: YEAH...
- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
290
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:17,397
YOU GIRLS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS
SINCE THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.
291
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:19,633
HOW IS IT
THAT YOU NEVER FIGHT?
292
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,727
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WE'VE HAD PLENTY OF TIFFS.
293
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:24,597
- LIKE THE TIME
I LENT YOUR MOTHER
294
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,773
MY BEADED COCKTAIL DRESS,
295
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,330
AND SHE SPILLED A LITTLE
RED WINE ALL OVER IT,
296
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:32,567
AND IT NEVER EVEN OCCURRED
TO HER TO HAVE IT CLEANED.
297
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,070
BUT WHAT WAS I GONNA DO?
LOSE A FRIEND?
298
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,797
- WHY WOULD I HAVE
THE DRESS CLEANED
299
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,333
WHEN I TOLD HER SHE COULD
KEEP THE $87
300
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:43,627
THAT SHE NEVER PAID BACK
301
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,467
SO THAT SHE COULD
REPLACE THE DRESS
302
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,100
WITH A NICER QUALITY ONE?
303
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:50,203
- I PAID YOU BACK.
- YOU DID NOT!
304
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:53,473
- PLEASE! I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
305
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,730
IT WAS A CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY,
306
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,067
AND I WALKED OVER
TO YOUR APARTMENT
307
00:13:57,067 --> 00:14:01,367
AND SLIPPED THE ENVELOPE THROUGH
THE MAIL SLOT IN YOUR DOOR.
308
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,430
- AND YET, I NEVER GOT IT!
309
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,300
- I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
310
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,273
I WAS 14 YEARS OLD,
311
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:15,770
AND I WAS PRAYING FOR TICKETS
TO PEACHES AND HERB.
312
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,630
ONE DAY I SEE $87 ON THE FLOOR--
313
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,327
I THOUGHT IT WAS
A HANUKAH MIRACLE!
314
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:25,197
- SO YOU'RE THE REASON
THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I
315
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:28,073
DIDN'T SPEAK
FOR TEN YEARS!
316
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,270
- YOU GUYS DIDN'T SPEAK
FOR TEN YEARS?
317
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,770
- SHE WAS STUBBORN!
- SHE WAS STUBBORN!
318
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:41,567
- GLEN, WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING FOR IN THERE?
319
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,600
- I FORGOT.
320
00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:54,067
* YOU
321
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,403
THANK YOU!
322
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:03,633
THAT LAST SONG
WAS DEDICATED TO MY BOYFRIEND.
323
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,067
THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, BOYS--
324
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,527
MY BOYFRIEND.
325
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,070
- ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WHERE WERE WE?
326
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,470
YOU'RE ACTUALLY SAYING
THAT ATLANTA BEATS NEW JERSEY?
327
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,800
- JUST THIS SEASON.
BUT HANDS DOWN, MY PICK
328
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,403
IS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF NEW YORK.
329
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:19,803
- YEAH, YEAH...
330
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,633
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THEM
ALL DVRed.
331
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,167
YOU WANNA COME
WATCH 'EM AT MY PLACE?
332
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,300
- OH, THAT'S OKAY.
I'VE SEEN THEM ALL.
333
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,773
- YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM
AT MY PLACE.
334
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,630
- WELL, HOW DIFFERENT
ARE THEY GONNA BE?
335
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,227
- OH.
336
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,497
OH...
337
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,070
- HEY, PETEY.
- OH, HEY, JUDE.
338
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,667
YOU WERE FANTASTIC.
BYE.
339
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,670
- WHO'S THIS?
- THIS IS--I'M SORRY.
340
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,970
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN,
SIR?
341
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,067
UH, IT'S MARC.
342
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,567
AND HI.
YOU WERE GREAT.
343
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,530
- YEAH, WASN'T SHE?
BYE.
344
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:52,327
- HEY, WELL, JUST DON'T
TAKE HIM TO THE HOUSE,
345
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:54,227
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHO WILL SAY
THAT HE CAME ON TO HER.
346
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:55,497
UNLESS SHE'S NOT THERE.
IS SHE THERE?
347
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:57,203
WHERE IS SHE?
WHAT'S SHE DOING?
348
00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:00,273
- NOT BOTHERING ME.
COME ON, JUDI, LEAVE ME ALONE.
349
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,600
THIS GUY REALLY WANTS ME,
350
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,403
AND HE'S SO FAR
OUT OF MY LEAGUE!
351
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,733
HI. YOU STILL WANNA GO?
352
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,697
- PETER!
- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
353
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,203
- OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
354
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:14,203
I'M GONNA WAIT FOR YOU
AT THE BAR.
355
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:16,533
- OH, GREAT, THAT'S COOL.
JUST CHILL. ALL RIGHT.
356
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:17,767
WHAT?
357
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,470
- I CAN'T GO TEN YEARS
358
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,530
WITHOUT TALKING TO JUDI!
359
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:23,427
- OKAY, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
DON'T WAIT TEN YEARS.
360
00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:25,267
TALK TO HER NOW.
- NO, NO.
361
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,200
SHE WON'T TALK TO ME, SWEETIE,
AND I'M DESPERATE.
362
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,533
- WELL, SO AM I.
COME ON.
363
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:30,797
FOR ONCE I'D LIKE
TO LEAVE THIS BAR
364
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,173
WITH SOMEONE
OTHER THAN YOU.
365
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,270
- OH, FINE.
DON'T HELP ME.
366
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,730
YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING.
367
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,397
JUST BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME
THAT YOU'RE GAY
368
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:38,703
AFTER 18 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.
369
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,733
I'M ALL BY MYSELF--
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
370
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,167
ALL RIGHT.
YOU WANT HER TO TALK TO YOU?
371
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,600
- YES.
372
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,103
- FOLLOW ME TO THE BATHROOM.
COME ON.
373
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:48,073
QUICK, QUICK, MOVE, MOVE.
- OKAY.
374
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,267
- * WHEN I KISS YOU
375
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,170
* MY HEART
ALWAYS SKIPS A BEAT *
376
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,500
* BABY, COME A LITTLE CLOSER,
LET ME GIVE YOU A TREAT *
377
00:16:57,533 --> 00:17:00,173
* LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS
TO LOVE ALL NIGHT *
378
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,200
* TRUST ME, BABY
379
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:04,433
* I'LL MAKE IT RIGHT
380
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,167
* OH
381
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,070
OH, UM...
382
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:10,767
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'RE GONNA TAKE A SHORT BREAK.
383
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:15,300
IT SEEMS SOMEBODY...
BROUGHT CRACK INTO THE CLUB.
384
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,097
- GIRL--
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
385
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,073
- YOUR BUSINESS
IS HANGING OUT!
386
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:22,767
- OH, MY GOD!
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME?
387
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,270
- THIS IS A GAY BAR.
388
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,200
AIN'T NOBODY LOOKING
AT YOUR BUTT.
389
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:28,773
BUT NICE MOVE...
390
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,230
SHOWING ALL YOUR JUNK
IN THE TRUNK
391
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,797
AND GETTING ME
TO TALK TO YOU.
392
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,473
- OH, WELL, JUDI,
393
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,070
I WOULD--I WOULD NEV--
394
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,067
I MEAN, WHY WOULD I EVEN--
395
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:37,497
WELL, IT WORKED.
396
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,330
AND YOU KNOW WHY I KNEW
THAT IT WOULD WORK?
397
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:46,527
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MY BEST
GIRLFRIEND HAS MY BACK.
398
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,967
JUST LIKE I HAVE HER BACK.
399
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,167
- I KNOW.
400
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,070
I KNOW YOU DID THIS BECAUSE...
401
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,070
YOU LOVE ME.
402
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,627
AND I APPRECIATE IT.
403
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,273
SO LET ME ASK YOU.
404
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:04,070
COULD YOU...MAYBE
POSSIBLY
405
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:07,497
HAVE MISINTERPRETED
WHAT HAPPENED WITH DAVID?
406
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,200
- OKAY.
WE'LL GO WITH THAT.
407
00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:11,703
HEH HEH HEH.
408
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,473
I LOVE YOU.
I MISS YOU SO MUCH, JUDI PRUDI.
409
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,270
- OOH, I MISS YOU MORE.
410
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,230
OOH! LET'S CATCH UP
IN MY DRESSING ROOM.
411
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,797
- YOU GOT A DRESSING ROOM
NOW?
412
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,633
- YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW,
I HAVE TO SHARE.
413
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,197
- WITH THE MOPS
AND THE MARGARITA MIX?
414
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:25,703
- LOOK, I'M A TEAM PLAYER.
415
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,600
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
416
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:34,203
- OH, MY GOD!
417
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,533
- OH, HEY, BABY.
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
418
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:40,497
- WHERE?
DOWN HER THROAT?
419
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:44,233
I CANNOT BELIEVE I ALMOST
LOST MY BEST FRIEND OVER YOU!
420
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:46,667
- SHE TRUSTED YOU.
- SHE BELIEVED IN YOU.
421
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,770
AND WHAT DO YOU GO AND DO?
422
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,300
YOU BREAK HER HEART
423
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,073
BY WAKING HER UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
424
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:53,727
TO SAY, "GUESS WHAT, HONEY.
I'M GAY."
425
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,297
- FRAN.
- OH...OH...
426
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,527
- IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
427
00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:02,127
- JUDE, COME ON, I NEVER SAID
WE WERE EXCLUSIVE.
428
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:05,267
- YOU ARE SO LUCKY
I HAVE TO SING ANOTHER SET...
429
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,100
OR ELSE YOU WOULD BE SAYING
GOOD-BYE TO YOURS.
430
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:09,703
- YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
431
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:14,603
WHAT A GREAT WOMAN YOU HAVE
JUST LOST YOURSELF, MISTER.
432
00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:18,133
- COME ON, FRANNIE!
- YEAH.
433
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,797
OH, JUDI, ARE YOU OKAY?
434
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:23,703
- OH! I MEAN, I'M JUST
STANDING HERE ALL MISERABLE,
435
00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:27,133
AND HE'S WALKING OFF
ALL HAPPY!
436
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,797
- NO. NOT FOR LONG.
437
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:31,373
I KNOW THE CHICK
HE JUST WALKED AWAY WITH.
438
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,170
HIS NAME IS HENRY.
439
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,627
- THANK YOU, PETER!
440
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,600
- OH, JUDI, LET ME BUY YOU
A STIFF ONE.
441
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,573
PETER?
- I GOT MY OWN.
442
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,400
HE'S WAITING FOR ME
AT THE BAR.
443
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:02,303
- HE JUST LEFT ME
FOR ANOTHER MAN.
444
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,203
- WELCOME TO MY WORLD, HONEY.
445
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,200
WE ARE SUCH...LOSERS!
446
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:18,533
- NOW I WANT SOMETHING SALTY.
447
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,730
- REMEMBER MAURY'S NUTS?
448
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,067
- OH! OH, PETER,
THEY WERE SO GREAT.
449
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,800
I WISH WE HAD SOME.
450
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,073
- PLEASE DON'T DANGLE
MAURY'S NUTS IN FRONT OF MY FACE
451
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,770
UNLESS YOU CAN DELIVER.
452
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:39,333
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