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Fran, I've been wearing
a training bra for about
three months now
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and what is it exactly
that it trains them to do?
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You know, honey,
you really can't
train them.
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Eventually, they're
just gonna get older
and go their separate ways.
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Funny you should
bring this up.
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Since I started my diet,
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I went down
an entire cup size.
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What cup size did you
go down to, Ma?
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The Stanley?
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Never mind.
I'm doing good.
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[Fran chuckles]
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Even the soup that
I brought over is diet.
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-Cabbage, tomato,
onion soup mix.
-Yeah, it's delicious.
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Plus, I added
a little seasoning
to give it some flavor.
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-With what?
-Tortellini.
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[banging on door]
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It's Val.
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Hi, sweetie.
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-Hi.
-Fran,
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-you are not gonna believe what
I got from my cousin, Giggy.
-What?
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Two tickets
to the launching party
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of Michael Bolton's
new opera album.
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Oh, my God!
Michael Bolton!
Wait a minute.
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Your cousin Giggy
knows Michael Bolton?
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[scoffs] You bet.
Do you know that
Giggy is responsible
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-for him cutting
all his hair off?
-How?
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Apparently, you can't
say "Bolton" without
spitting out your gum.
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And for that,
Michael Bolton gave
your schmuck cousin tickets?
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[Val] Mm-hmm.
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Let me guess. The tickets
fell out of Bolton's pocket
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-when he was
beating Giggy up.
-Uh-huh.
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How lucky are we?
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So, are you free
Saturday night, Fran?
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[laughs hysterically]
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"Is she free Saturday."
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What, you're not?
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I'd love to go.
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I only wish this was
something that Mr. Sheffield
would invite me to, you know.
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-Michael Bolton, he sings
such romantic songs.
-Hmm.
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Well, Fran, you know, Daddy
asked you out on the first date,
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why don't you ask him out
on the second?
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Ma raised me to believe that
it's the man that should do
the courting of the woman.
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Sweetheart, I didn't know
what I was saying.
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It was the '60s,
I was taking
a lot of antacid.
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You know what?
I think you're right.
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I am going to
march myself in there
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and ask Mr. Sheffield
to this Michael Bolton concert.
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-You go, girl!
-[Fran] Yeah.
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You know, [sighs]
I'm no genius,
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but I don't think she's
gonna be able to
get tickets at this late date.
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You really don't
need the "I'm no genius"
part, Val.
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♪She was workingIn a bridal shopIn Flushing, Queens
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♪'Til her boyfriendKicked her out in one ofThose crushing scenes
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♪What was she to do?Where was she to go?
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♪She was out on her fanny
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♪So over the bridgeFrom FlushingTo the Sheffield's door
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♪She was there to sell make-upBut the father saw more
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♪She had style!She had flair!She was there
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♪That's how she becameThe Nanny
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♪Who would have guessedThat the girl we described
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♪Was just exactlyWhat the doctor prescribed?
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♪Now, the fatherFinds her beguiling
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♪Watch out C.C.
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♪And the kidsAre actually smiling
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♪Such joie de vivre
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♪She's the lady in redWhen everybody elseIs wearing tan
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♪The flashy girlFrom Flushing
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♪The Nanny named Fran!
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Ma? Ma?
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So, what do you think?
It's almost finished.
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What, are you nuts?
Don't you think
it's a little crooked?
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Not to me.
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Ma...
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you're scaring me.
75
00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,120
You know, our people
are not talented
in this regard.
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That's why there's
no Home Depot
in Jerusalem.
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More importantly
than that,
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I got up the nerve
to ask Mr. Sheffield
out on a date
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and he said yes!
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Oh, I figured it when
I saw the love bite
on your neck.
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What?
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What?
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[gasps] What is that?
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Enough already.
You don't have to hide.
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You can have
a hickey at your age.
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You can have
osteoporosis at your age.
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Oh, my God!
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It goes all the way
down my body!
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Mazel tov,
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Ma, stop it! This is
a terrible rash.
It's disgusting!
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I'm supposed to go out
with Mr. Sheffield tonight.
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Well, put some
salve on it.
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[breathing heavily]
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00:05:03,133 --> 00:05:05,323
Ma, this is anchovy paste.
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Taste the Dippity Do,
see if it's mint jelly.
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[Fran] Uh, honey,
would you
do me a favor?
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Go over to the
fragrance counter and
pick me up some perfume.
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Here's my list.
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Fran, you want me to buy
12 bottles of perfume?
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Samples, honey. Samples.
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Excuse me.
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-I'm wondering whether
you can help me.
-Hey.
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-I remember you.
-What? Oh...
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Wait, don't tell me.
I never forget a condition.
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-You... You came in
about ticks.
-No.
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-Worms.
-Look.
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Lice! You had
head lice.
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I knew
it was a parasite.
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Congratulations. Now,
if you could just
keep your voice down.
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I want you to tell me
where I can find something
to help me with this.
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Ew.
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Why are you
showing me that?
It's nauseous-making.
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Well, if you can't
stand looking
at a simple rash,
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-why do you work here?
-It's near my house.
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-Does the rash have
any oozing or odor?
-[shushing]
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-Has it formed a crust?
-Stop it! [shushes]
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Never mind.
I'll go find
something myself.
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Oh! Ms. Babcock. Hi.
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-What's that in your hand?
-Oh, what's that in your hand?
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I think I got
a fairly good look
at that box.
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[chuckles] I think I got
a fairly good look
at that bottle.
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Interesting situation.
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Certainly is.
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Let's just say no one
will ever know
what you have
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and no one will
ever know what I have.
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-That's all fine with me.
-Okay.
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I know what you both got.
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But a date with each of you
will keep me quiet.
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A terrible rash.
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Pick me up
Thursday at 8:00.
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-Oh, Ms. Fine.
-Hello.
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Oh, you look
absolutely brilliant.
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Brilliant?
Oh, that is so...
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Something I've
never heard before.
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I just want you
to know that...
[sighs]
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Well, I am
genuinely thrilled
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-you asked me out
with you this evening.
-Oh, that's so good...
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To hear. To hear.
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Not only that,
but I wanted
to tell you that
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had you not asked me
out with you,
I would probably...
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No, not probably.
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-I was actually planning--
-You know, that is so sweet.
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Go, get the car.
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I just gotta get my purse here.
I just gotta get my purse.
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Oh, Ms. Fine, no one
wants this to happen
more than I do,
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but your whole body
is covered with blotches.
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Why don't you
just cancel
this evening? [winces]
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Five years, two dates.
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I don't care if I gotta lose
a toe and keep it on ice
in my purse. I'm going.
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[playing soft piano music]
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00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:05,000
All right. Why don't I
go get us some cocktails?
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00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,400
Mmh, sounds good.
153
00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,370
Yeah, well,
the bar's 40 deep.
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00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,280
-Oh, well...
-So, what do you say
we have a quick dance first?
155
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-I'd love to.
-Come on then.
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Oh, I'm sorry, uh,
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I should have shaved
before we came out.
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No. It's good. It's good.
It's really good.
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-Excuse me?
-Oh? Oh, oh!
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Oh, Michael Bolton!
Oh, Michael Bolton.
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Oh, I just love your voice.
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00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:02,166
It's so soulful and raspy.
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You know, yours
is the only music
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00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:06,230
that can cut through
a Fine family function.
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00:10:07,383 --> 00:10:10,453
Yes. Thanks a lot.
I think.
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00:10:10,483 --> 00:10:13,163
Hello, Michael.
Maxwell Sheffield.
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00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,300
Uh, listen, congratulations
on your CD.
It's really wonderful.
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00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:19,253
And I just love
your new look. Oh!
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Yes. The big hair, it's just,
that's not happening
anymore, you know?
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Uh-huh.
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-On men. On men.
-Oh. Uh-huh.
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00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:31,173
Oh. Michael, Michael,
would you mind?
I-I am your biggest fan.
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Would you please
autograph this for me?
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-I don't--
-Uh, just do it on my back.
Just do it on my back.
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And press hard because
you know, that ball point
doesn't work so good.
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Yeah. To Fran.
To the left. To the left.
To the left.
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My biggest fan.
Ooh. To the right.
To the right. To the right.
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Okay. Yeah.
I am very, very,
very, very--
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-Uh, Ms. Fine.
-Oh, okay. All right.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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That was really good,
Michael. Really good.
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-Uh, I'm going to go now.
-Okay.
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This is weird.
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[man]Good evening.
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Sony Classical andMichael Bolton welcome you
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to the launching ofhis newalbum.
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00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:15,166
And now,ladies and gentlemen,Michael Bolton!
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[playing soft piano music]
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[singing in foreign language]
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-You look
so beautiful tonight.
-[chuckles]
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I rather wish
we were alone.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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[breathes heavily]
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You don't know how good
that makes me feel.
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00:12:31,466 --> 00:12:35,496
What do you say
the two of us just,
uh, slip away?
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00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:39,100
Hmm, yes. Yes.
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Oh, I can't wait to get
out of this dress.
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-Then I'll go
get us a room.
-Okay.
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Here we are.
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Come here.
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-Mmh.
-[Fran giggles]
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-How about a glass
of champagne?
-Sounds great.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:21,273
Oh!
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00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:23,433
Hey, wait for me.
207
00:13:32,283 --> 00:13:36,253
No. You know what?
Uh, I think that we should
just call the house first
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and make sure that
everybody knows we're
gonna be a little late.
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00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,220
-Now?
-Yeah. We don't
want them to worry.
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Hi, sweetie.
Hi, angel. Yeah.
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Uh, good. Oh, yeah.
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00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:49,000
Oh, that sounds
fabulous, angel. Yeah.
213
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:53,000
Uh, why don't you tell
your daddy? Yeah. Gracie,
she really wants to talk to you.
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-What? Now?
-Well...
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[hesitantly]
Hello, sweetheart.
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Oh. [chuckles]
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00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,216
You know, uh, if you're
gonna be blabbing
on the phone all night,
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00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,280
I am just gonna
run downstairs
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00:14:07,316 --> 00:14:11,366
and uh, get an
autographed picture
from Michael Bolton for Ma.
220
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,330
Now?
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I'll just be a minute.
Just a minute.
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[up-beat piano music playing]
223
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:25,320
Where is he? Where is he?
Where's the doctor?
224
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,333
Doctor Cresitelli
will be with you
in just a moment.
225
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,130
Cresitelli?
This is a matter
of life or death!
226
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,476
I need a Glickman or,
or a Schwartz!
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00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,300
Hi.
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Thank you.
229
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,266
I'm Doctor Cresitelli.
How are we doing?
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Oh, I've been better.
I have a terrible,
terrible rash.
231
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,330
Can you just give me a minute?
I need to settle in.
You're my first patient.
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-Of the night?
-No, ever.
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Wait a minute.
[snapping fingers]
Cresitelli. Cresitelli.
234
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:01,156
You wouldn't
happen to be
Frankie Cresitelli
235
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,450
from Parsons Junior High?
236
00:15:02,483 --> 00:15:05,373
Yeah. Yeah. The best
six years of my life.
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No, wait.
[stammers] I know...
238
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,120
Uh, you're, you're
Fran, um, uh, Finay.
239
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,380
It's Fine again.
240
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,216
They didn't buy it.
241
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:25,180
How did you ever become
a doctor? You couldn't
even playOperation.
242
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:29,446
Just calm down. Real people
are a lot bigger than that
little cardboard guy. [laughs]
243
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:32,230
[laughs sarcastically]
244
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:35,656
I know I saw
a Leiberman out there!
245
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,480
-Fran, take it easy.
That was a long time ago.
-Okay.
246
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,130
I'm a professional now.
247
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,416
-Okay. I'm sorry.
-Let's have a look-see.
248
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:44,470
Okay.
249
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,480
-[unzipping]
-[groans]
250
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:54,116
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
251
00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,170
Oh, God.
[clears throat]
252
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,250
Nothing. I can uh...
253
00:15:58,283 --> 00:16:00,153
I-I could
take care of that.
254
00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:04,470
With a shot.
255
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,230
Fine. Give me anything.
256
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:10,396
The man of my dreams
is right across the street
257
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:14,473
in a beautiful hotel room
and he's finally ready
to get intimate.
258
00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:22,326
Uh, I'm gonna give you
this shot of cortisone.
259
00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:24,096
It should straighten
you right out, okay?
260
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:26,833
-Okay.
-Now, I'm gonna
give it in your rear,
261
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:28,476
-All right.
-because there's a lot less pain
in a big, fleshy area.
262
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:36,250
I take it you got a D
in bedside manner, Frankie!
263
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:39,146
-There we go.
-[groans]
264
00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:41,403
Oh. Oh, wow!
265
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:45,103
Gee, you know,
I think that the
itching stopped already.
266
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,423
Why it could be
working this fast?
267
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,120
Goes right into
the bloodstream.
268
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:51,100
-Oh, my God!
Frankie, thank you.
-[chuckles]
269
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,153
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
270
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:54,503
-Oh, wish me luck.
-Good luck.
271
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,120
-Okay. Bye.
-Take care.
272
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,480
-[door closes]
-Oh, hey. Wait a minute.
273
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,500
Are you allergic
to any medication?
274
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,656
I-I should've asked
that first, right?
275
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:19,466
Mm-hmm. Well,
okay, sweetheart.
276
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,180
Well, it sounds like
you had a really, very fun day.
277
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,176
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
278
00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:27,276
Hey. Wait, wait, wait.
There's more.
279
00:17:27,316 --> 00:17:31,146
So I go over
to Susie's house,
and her cousin...
280
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,183
-What's her
name, Niles?
-Lily.
281
00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:35,326
Oh, yeah, yeah. Lily.
282
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,333
She is so funny,
Daddy, she...
283
00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:41,833
What?
284
00:17:41,116 --> 00:17:43,446
Oh. Daddy wants
to talk to you.
285
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:46,223
-Yes, sir.
-Put her to bed!
286
00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:55,226
[Fran] Mr. Sheffield, I'm back.
287
00:17:58,466 --> 00:18:01,496
You wait right there.
Don't you move.
288
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,270
-Don't move a thing.
-Okay.
289
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,830
[Fran] Oh, how long
290
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:09,416
have we dreamt
of this moment?
291
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,400
Mmh, here we...
292
00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:32,116
[squeaky voice]
What? What's the matter?
293
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,430
What? Oh.
294
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:38,426
Oh, oh, oh...
295
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,333
Oh!
296
00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:46,126
Oh, my God!
297
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,350
No, no, no. It's all right.
Don't panic. Don't panic.
298
00:18:51,383 --> 00:18:55,663
-Don't panic. It's gonna
be okay. It's all right.
-[blabbering]
299
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,400
No, no. Calm down.
Calm down.
300
00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,303
-It's all right.
You'll be all right.
-Oh, my God.
301
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,333
-I'm gonna faint.
-No.
302
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:02,250
-I'm gonna faint.
-No, no, no. Don't!
303
00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:04,223
-No, no. Ms. Fine. No. No!
-I'm gonna...
304
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,660
[screams]
305
00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:15,396
Oh, maybe we need to
bring in a specialist.
306
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:22,000
At least a doctor
with two days' experience.
307
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:26,500
This reaction happens
sometimes with
cortisone, prednisone,
308
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,830
Toblerone. [laughs]
309
00:19:32,316 --> 00:19:35,176
Doctor, I have
an enlarged daughter.
310
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:38,183
Do something!
311
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,380
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
312
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:45,326
You're never
gonna find me
attractive again. [sobs]
313
00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:49,216
Oh, Miss Fine,
don't you be ridiculous.
314
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:53,450
There's two, three,
six times as much
of you to love.
315
00:19:56,150 --> 00:20:00,300
Oh, that's very sweet.
316
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,323
-Kill me, Frankie. Kill me!
-So, I'm just gonna...
317
00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:06,270
I'm gonna give you
a shot to counteract
the cortisone, okay?
318
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,430
And it won't hurt a bit.
319
00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:11,246
I just need to find a big,
fleshy, pinky anything.
320
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:17,200
Miss Fine, we traced
your original rash
to a food allergen.
321
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:20,423
Have you recently
had any gourds?
Pumpkins? Squash?
322
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:22,320
No, no.
323
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:26,660
It wasn't in any of that
chicken you made, Niles,
last night, was it?
324
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,330
Oh, of course not.
That was just
roast chicken with sage.
325
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:33,180
-Sage? I am
allergic to sage!
-Oh, really?
326
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,330
I thought thyme
was your enemy.
327
00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:41,303
-Excuse me, Doctor.
-Yeah?
328
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,323
But if someone
jazzed up a diet soup
329
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:48,170
with pumpkin tortellini
filled with squash
330
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,120
and she ate it,
would it be my fault?
331
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,420
[yells] Ma!
332
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:59,100
Oh, sweetheart,
I'm so sorry.
333
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,383
[crying]
I'm so sorry.
334
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:07,380
Maxwell, there's
a horrifying
glimpse of the future.
335
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:11,346
The 250-pound apple
doesn't fall far
from the tree.
336
00:21:20,216 --> 00:21:22,096
Oh, good morning, Miss Fine.
337
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:24,323
I'm glad to see
you're all back to normal.
338
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,160
Yeah. Much better,
thank you.
339
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,370
[clears throat]
You know, uh,
340
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,380
It's a real pity
we were interrupted.
341
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:35,216
I-I thought maybe tonight
we could pick up
where we left off.
342
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,450
Hmm, you know,
Mr. Sheffield.
343
00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:40,483
I really prefer
when things are
kind of spontaneous.
344
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,270
[sighs]
345
00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:45,250
Well, perhaps
you're right.
346
00:21:45,283 --> 00:21:48,303
Maybe it's a sign
we should wait.
347
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,323
We'll know when
the time is right.
348
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:52,330
Hmm.
349
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:57,353
Oh, I could kill you, Ma.
350
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,480
[theme music playing]
351
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,500
[theme music ends]
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