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Maxwell,
I have found the perfect subject
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for our one-person play.
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Your sex life.
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Oh, Niles,
I didn't recognize you.
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Wait. Stand in Maxwell's shadow.
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C.C., I've told you,
I'm really not very keen
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on the idea of
a one-person show.
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Oh, Maxwell, come on.
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It's a sure thing.
It's cheap, it's easy--
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And still he won't ask me out
on a second date.
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Would you change your mind
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if the star of this
one-person show
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were Chevy Chase?
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Oh, my God, I love Chevy Chase.
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I have seen
every one of his movies.
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Vacation, European Vacation,
uh,Vegas Vacation.
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He is very versatile.
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Well, it's certainly true.
He's very popular.
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Uh, all right, C.C.,
I'll tell you what,
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-why don't you run with it?
-Oh, Great!
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He's playing in Atlantic City
this weekend.
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I'll set up a meeting for us.
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I love Atlantic City!
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You know,
Ma just gave me a coupon,
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you can get a complete
prime rib dinner for 17 cents.
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Seventeen cents?
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Well,
it comes with a fine Chablis.
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-Nanny Fine.
-Yeah?
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Why don't you fry up a Sizzlean
and whip out the Monopoly game
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'cause that's as close
to the Boardwalk
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as you're getting.
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Miss Fine, what Miss Babcock
is trying to tell you,
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in her own delicate way,
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is that this is her strictly
a business trip.
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Yep.
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That's fine. I've got a date
Saturday night, anyway.
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A date?
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Yeah.
He's a very nice looking guy.
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No gray hair, so...
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Oh, ah!
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I just realized, of course,
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you're gonna have to
come to Atlantic City
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to take care of the children.
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Maxwell, this is my project.
I am in charge.
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And there aren't gonna be
any children
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and there's certainly not
gonna be any butler.
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Well,
I want the children to come.
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Okay.
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-And I'll need a butler.
-Fabulous.
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Good.
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It's all settled then.
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Niles,
you make the arrangements.
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Ms. Fine,
you'll have to cancel that date.
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Fine.
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Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
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Hello, George Clooney?
Yeah, Saturday's off.
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♪ She was workingin a bridal shop ♪
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♪ in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make upbut the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flairshe was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessedthat the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactlywhat the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C., ♪
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♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
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Welcome to Trump's
Taj Mahal Resort and Casino.
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Ah! Would you look
at all this glitz!
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Stunning.
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May I have your last name, sir?
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Good luck, I've been waiting
five years for it.
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Oh, now, that's a real woman.
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Not the parts you're looking at,
honey.
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So are you here for the casino
or for the shows?
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Oh, actually, I'm here to
take care of the children.
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That's my job.
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Oh, why the sour puss?
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You're in a hotel,
full of drunken men.
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Who've been up gambling
for 72 hours.
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You could get lucky.
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You think?
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Anyway, when I go home tonight,
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and I'm relaxing
and lying in my Jacuzzi,
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testing some wines with my wife,
Marv,
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I will be thanking the Lord
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that none of you know
where I live.
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Thank you and good night.
Thank you.
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Uh-oh!
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How is he hysterical?
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I'm so sorry
that Niles is missing this.
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Where is Niles, anyway?
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He said he didn't feel well.
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He went up to his room.
He thought he had a temperature.
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Ooo, I'm hot. Come on, seven.
Come to papa.
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Seven, seven, seven.
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-Seventeen is the number.
-No.
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-Yes.
-No.
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Don't touch the wheel, sir.
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-This game is rigged.
-Security!
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Kidding. Kidding.
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I just can't get over
what a riot
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that Chevy Chase is.
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You know,
I've had a crush on him
sinceSaturday Night Live.
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Miss Fine,
weren't you little too young
to be watching that?
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Well, not if you consider...
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three young.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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The gentleman you've been
sending the drinks to all night,
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he said he's had enough.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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Oh! Hi. I'm Fran Fine.
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-Chevy, you were so incredible.
-Thank you.
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Maxwell Sheffield.
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It's a pleasure
to meet you, Chevy.
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Mr. Chase is good.
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What a sense of humor.
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No, I'm serious.
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But how come
you let her call you Chevy?
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Well actually, she called me,
"Chevy, you were so incredible"
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which happens to be
my full name.
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Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow
at the casino
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and we'll talk about the show.
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-Okay, thank you, Chevy
-All right.
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-...you're so incredible.
-All right.
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Uh-oh, I think,
I just felt someone's lips.
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Right here.
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Good night.
Nice meeting you, Mitch.
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Maxwell.
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Oh, B, B, B,
have you seen Niles anywhere?
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-Nope
-Well, wait a minute.
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Where're you off to?
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To a show.
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What kind of show?
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Oh, you know,
some craft show called...
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uh, uh...
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String and Paste.
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-String and Paste?
-Mm-hmm, Yeah, String and Paste.
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Let me see that.
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"G-strings and pasties"?
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I thought it was a typo.
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Yeah, well, how did you expect
to even get into this?
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What do you have, a fake ID?
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Yeah, I went to the guy
that took 10 years
off your license.
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It cost me 15 bucks.
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I am horrified.
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I paid 25.
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Let me see yours.
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Oh, now I know
why mine cost more.
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Mine's laminated.
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It doesn't tear.
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Go see Muppets On Ice.
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Bye.
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Niles, have you been up gambling
all night?
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Leave me alone.
I won a hundred dollars.
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Well, how much did you put in?
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Three hundred dollars.
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Oh, Niles, after all the money
that you lost on the cruise,
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I can't believe,
you haven't learned your lesson.
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-Give me your wallet.
-Oh, no, I'm a mature,
responsible adult.
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That's not fair.
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The Wilsons
let their butler gamble.
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You're such a meanie.
I hate you.
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Oh, well, now, Mr. Smart-mouth,
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you can just march yourself
upstairs and go to bed.
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Go ahead. You know you can't win
at these things.
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Everything you make
you put back in.
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What's the matter with you?
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[clanking]
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-[beeping and clinking]
-Oh, oh, oh!
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I won, I won, I won.
I won, I won, I won.
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Honey, you wanna get me
an Apricot Sour
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and make it sweet?
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Um, excuse me.
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Um, my daddy's in the shower
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and I just locked
myself out of our room.
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Thank you.
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Good girl, sweetie.
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Okay, hold on to my stuff
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and I'm gonna go in
and get Niles' wallet back.
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Okay, I copped a conditioner
and a couple of mints.
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The torch has been passed.
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Come on, three cherries.
Come to Papa.
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-[dinging]
-Oh, whee!
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Whee!
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Whee!
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Whee!
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No, you don't have
a gambling problem.
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Wait, now, where is your wallet?
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I'll just get it.
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[Niles] Mm-mm. Mm-mm!
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Mmm!
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You keep your wallet
in your front pocket, don't you?
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Mmm! I'm getting lucky.
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-Hi, Chevy.
-Twenty-one.
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Twenty-nine but thank you.
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Player wins.
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How you doing?
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A lot better now.
You like to gamble?
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Well,
I'm betting everything I got
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on a guy that took four years
to ask me on a first date,
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so I guess that would
qualify me as a--
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Sucker?
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Yeah.
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-Player wins again.
-Thank you very much.
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You know you have
a beautiful face?
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Have you ever
thought about acting?
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[nasally laugh]
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Are you deaf?
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Player wins again.
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Ah!
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Hey, you're bringing me luck,
Fran.
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Thank you.
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Hey, I'm having a very big
poker game in my room tonight.
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I sure could use you by my side.
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Oh, wow! Chevy, you know,
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I'm a nanny,
so my first responsibility
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really is to find a sitter.
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Hello, Che-- Mr. Chase.
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-Hi there, Billy.
-Maxwell.
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So, is this a good time
to discuss the play?
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No.
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How about this evening?
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I'm afraid I'm spending
the evening
with your beautiful nanny.
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Maybe you'll even get lucky.
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I'm counting on it.
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[snoring]
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[knocking]
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[Maxwell] Niles.
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Niles, wake up!
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Wake up, old man.
We have to talk.
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[continues snoring]
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Niles, Miss Babcock's
moving in with us.
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Why?
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Niles, hypothetical question.
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Let's say someone's
down in the casino
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and they ask a certain nanny,
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if she would
spend the night with him.
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And she tells him,
"Oh, he could get lucky."
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-What do you think that means?
-Congratulations, sir!
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Finally, after four years.
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You know, to tell you the truth,
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I was beginning to think
you were a big weenie.
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Not me, you idiot!
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Chevy Chase!
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I presume I'm fired?
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Just go ahead and give me
my severance pay.
259
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,316
Preferably in five dollar chips.
260
00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:54,153
-Oh!
-Oh, wow!
261
00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:56,383
Look at this from Chevy Chase.
262
00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,216
It's that beautiful dress
263
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,430
that I saw downstairs
in the boutique,
264
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:04,446
that I wanted to wear tonight.
But how did he know?
265
00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:07,173
Because you took him into
the boutique and you said,
266
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,120
"This is the dress
I wanna wear tonight."
267
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:15,333
But how did he pick up
on the subtlety?
268
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,370
"Dear Fran. Meet me in front
of the baccarat room at 11."
269
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,170
He wants to buy me crystal.
270
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,660
That's sweet.
271
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,480
"Then up to my suite
for the game."
272
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:29,430
[knocking on door]
273
00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,216
-Miss Fine?
-What?
274
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,450
Give me back my wallet.
275
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:36,303
No, you are a compulsive gambler
and I will not be your enabler.
276
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,203
If you give it back,
I'll tell you something
277
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:41,333
about Mr. Sheffield
that you really want to know.
278
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,826
All right fair enough,
tell me what you got,
279
00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:46,216
I'll tell you
where your wallet is.
280
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,320
Mr. Sheffield
is insanely jealous
281
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,470
that you are spending the night
282
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,270
with Chevy Chase and thinks
that you are going
283
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,270
to end up in bed together.
284
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,350
He's insanely jealous.
285
00:14:56,383 --> 00:14:58,373
I bet, I know,
where he got that idea--
286
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,470
The wallet, baby. The wallet.
287
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,156
Well, I'll give you a hint.
288
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,220
I gave it to somebody
that's really gonna enjoy having
289
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,830
this power over you.
290
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:09,280
Babcock.
291
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,470
Next time someone asks
for an extra Twinkie
in their lunch,
292
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,280
we'll see who gives me attitude.
293
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,476
[chuckling]
294
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,250
Fran, I can't believe
that Dad is jealous
295
00:15:22,283 --> 00:15:23,373
of you and Chevy Chase.
296
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,830
Well, honey,
just don't make it worse
297
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:28,176
by telling your father
that Chevy got me
298
00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:30,326
this really expensive,
sexy gown.
299
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:34,216
And that I'm gonna be in
his room tonight at 11:15.
300
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,220
-Well, I wasn't gonna--
-Yeah, you were.
301
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:47,503
Hi, Gracie.
How's the babysitter?
302
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:51,200
No,
that's not really Diana Ross.
303
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:55,153
No, he's in the show
here at the hotel.
304
00:15:55,183 --> 00:15:57,333
Meanwhile,
is your father on his way up?
305
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:58,473
Did he seem upset?
306
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,200
Oh!
307
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,830
How awful.
308
00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:04,246
Okay, good night, sweetie.
I love you.
309
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:16,183
-Niles. Niles.
-Not now, sir,
310
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,326
Miss Babcock has my wallet
and I can't find her anywhere.
311
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:21,656
No, Niles, Miss Fine is in there
with Chevy Chase right now.
312
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,480
But, sir, a Lucky Seven is
paying $110,432.98.
313
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,480
Now, I'm beginning to think
you might have something of
a gambling problem, old boy.
314
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,330
Oh, nonsense, sir.
315
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,366
-Damn.
-What?
316
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,230
I just lost the trifecta.
317
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,300
Give me that!
318
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,353
[Fran] Oh, Chevy.
319
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:47,216
Oh, Chevy, I'm so hot.
320
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:57,003
Ooh, that's some great hand
you got there, baby.
321
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,270
Fran, I didn't bring you
up here to talk.
322
00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:06,466
I think I'm not quite ready
for prime time players,
323
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000
beginning to take advantage
of Miss Fine, right now.
324
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:10,330
I'll take that bet.
What are the odds?
325
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,473
Mmm! Mmm!
326
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,330
Care for a little sweet stuff?
327
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,320
Oh, Fran, take it off.
328
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,370
[Fran chuckling]
329
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,380
Fran, we can't play
until you take it off.
330
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,353
Okay.
331
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:40,366
She's stopped talking.
That's a bad sign.
332
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,273
Courage, sir, perhaps she just
discovered the mini fridge.
333
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:49,326
Fran, would you get me a Coke?
334
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:53,173
Yes. Yes!
335
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,153
Oh, yes, Chevy.
336
00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:02,333
I've gotta get in there.
337
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,100
Here, hold this.
Get back. Get back.
338
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,160
Ow!
339
00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:10,466
I bet you I can do that, sir.
340
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,320
Oh, all right. I'll bet you $50.
Go on, go on.
341
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:14,380
Can you spot me the 50?
342
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,420
Here.
343
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,473
[man] It's open.
344
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,230
All right.
That's it. I've had it.
345
00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:29,316
She's leaving with me.
346
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,000
Oh!
347
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,250
Now, what in God's name
possessed you to--
348
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:40,003
Fold with three queens?
349
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,470
Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing?
350
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,320
Feeling like a huge ass.
351
00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:46,383
Nothing personal.
352
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:50,216
Well, good night, gentlemen.
353
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,230
-Good night, Chev.
-Night, Fran.
354
00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,373
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
355
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,420
I can't believe you barged
in there and carried me out.
356
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:06,430
It's so '50s.
357
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:11,163
Luckily,
I'm an old-fashioned girl.
358
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:15,163
Well, I only did it, Miss Fine,
359
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,450
because I was concerned
for your welfare.
360
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:20,253
Oh, you did not.
You did it because you thought
361
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:22,163
that I was in
the arms of another man
362
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,130
and you got jealous.
363
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,326
Now, why can't you just tell me?
364
00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:31,323
First, you tell me why
a gentleman in a sequined gown
365
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:32,420
is singing Grace to sleep with
366
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,250
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough".
367
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:39,273
Damn.
368
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,503
Give it to me, Babcock.
369
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,500
-Give what to you?
-Don't play coy.
370
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,180
I'm getting what I came for.
371
00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,156
I'll tie you down if I have to.
372
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,350
Niles, you animal.
373
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,120
I've never seen
this side of you.
374
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,180
[grumbling]
375
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,000
What are you doing?
376
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,830
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm ransacking your drawers.
377
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,330
Well, are you looking
for something specific?
378
00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:21,416
I have peignoirs, teddies...
379
00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:24,003
A hand puppet.
380
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,220
I am looking for my wallet.
381
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,330
Oh, Niles.
382
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,370
[squeaky voice]
You don't have to pay me.
383
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,300
Well, it's good to be home, uh?
384
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,163
Told you, he'd say that.
385
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,203
[scoffs]
You are such a worthless tool.
386
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,453
It's like an embarrassment
to have you as a relative.
387
00:21:01,483 --> 00:21:05,003
You are amazing. Verbatim.
388
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,216
You know, I don't understand
this whole gambling thing.
389
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,320
Look at this.
390
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,830
Chevy sent me a hundred dollars'
worth of chips.
391
00:21:14,116 --> 00:21:16,146
I thought,
that he was sending me Pringles.
392
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:22,220
And I'll bet you're relieved
it's money and not food.
393
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,270
How long you know me?
394
00:21:27,216 --> 00:21:28,466
You know, I can't believe,
395
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,350
I still don't know if Chevy--
Mr. Chase...
396
00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:36,196
Chevy...
is doing my show or not.
397
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,453
Well, you know, if you want,
I'd be happy to talk to him.
398
00:21:38,483 --> 00:21:41,433
I mean, we did have quite
a rapport going there.
399
00:21:43,283 --> 00:21:46,453
You know, that's not a bad idea.
I think I'll give him a call.
400
00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:49,503
See if I can get
the two of you together.
401
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:50,330
Okay.
402
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,200
[imitating beeping]
403
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,470
Chevy, listen, would you like
to get together with Miss Fine?
404
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,333
No? Shame.
405
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:13,400
[theme music playing]
406
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,830
[theme music ends]
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