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Ramsay: TONIGHT, I'M ON THE
FINAL LEG OF MY GREAT ESCAPE --
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MY VERY OWN CULINARY ADVENTURE
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ACROSS INDIA.
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I'M LEARNING HOW TO COOK MY
FAVORITE FOOD, CURRY.
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SHIT!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ JET ENGINE ROARING ]
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♪♪
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THIS IS THE THIRD AND FINAL
LEG OF MY CULINARY JOURNEY.
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I'VE DONE THE CITIES, I'VE DONE
THE MOUNTAINS, THE JUNGLE.
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AND NOW I'M OFF TO MUMBAI.
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IT'S GOING TO BE MY GATEWAY TO
SOUTHERN INDIA.
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WITH 14 MILLION PEOPLE,
MUMBAI IS INDIA'S FINANCIAL HUB
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AND HOME TO BOLLYWOOD.
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AND THEN FROM THERE,
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DOWN SOUTH TO SOME OF THE MOST
STUNNING COASTLINE
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ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
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FAMED FOR ITS FISH,
IT'S HOME OF THE SPICES --
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IT'S WHERE THE SPICES
ORIGINATED FROM.
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I'M COMPLETING MY CULINARY
ADVENTURE OF INDIA
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IN THE SOUTH.
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IT'S FAMOUS FOR ITS FISH
CURRIES AND UNIQUE SPICES.
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INDIA PRODUCES OVER HALF
THE WORLD'S SUPPLY.
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BUT I'M UNEASY,
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BECAUSE SOUTH INDIA IS ALSO
A HOTBED OF VEGETARIANISM.
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TWO-FIFTHS OF INDIANS
ARE VEGETARIANS,
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AND HALF REGULARLY EAT
A VEGGIE DIET.
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PERSONALLY,
I'M A RAMPANT CARNIVORE,
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AND VEGETARIAN HOLIER-THAN-THOU
ATTITUDES WIND ME UP.
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CAFE MADRAS, PLEASE.
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WELCOME TO MUMBAI!THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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ALREADY, WITHIN THE FIRST
TWO MINUTES, JUST SEEMS CRAZY.
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I MEAN, EVERYONE'S
AT 1,000 MILES AN HOUR.
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LOOK AT THAT, THE MOST AMAZING
INDIAN WEDDING. BEAUTIFUL.
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I'M ABSOLUTELY STARVING.
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I'M MEANT TO BE RENDEZVOUSING
WITH A CULINARY EXPERT.
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RIGHT, CAFE MADRAS.
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RASAMIDLI --
NO CHICKEN ANYWHERE.
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I'M MEETING RASHMI UDAY SINGH.
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SHE'S INDIA'S TOP FOOD CRITIC
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AND WROTE THE COUNTRY'S VERY
FIRST RESTAURANT GUIDE.
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RASHMI!HEY!
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HOW ARE YOU,
MY DARLING?
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NICE TO SEE YOU.THANK YOU, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
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YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.THANK YOU!
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AND YOU LOOK REALLY WONDERFUL,
BUT YOU LOOK A LITTLE HUNGRY?
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DO YOU KNOW,
I'M VERY HUNGRY.
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ALL I WANT
IS BUTTER CHICKEN.
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THIS IS A PURE
VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT.
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THE DISTRICT IS
PURE VEGETARIAN.
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EVEN IF YOU WANT TO RENT
AN APARTMENT, GORDON,
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YOU CAN'T IF YOU'RE
A NON-VEGETARIAN.
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I KNOW THERE'S A LOT
OF VEGGIES IN INDIA,
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BUT A WHOLE TOWN?
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THEY'RE CONVINCED VEGETARIANISM
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CAN COMBAT THE EVILS
OF MODERN LIFE.
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WHAT IS IT WITH MEAT-EATERS?
WHY ARE YOU SO ANTI?
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EATING SO MUCH OF CHUNKS OF MEAT
AND FOIE GRAS AND ALL THAT,
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WE BELIEVE THAT THAT IS
WHAT IS RESPONSIBLE
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FOR YOUR BAD TEMPER.
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EATING MEAT MAKES YOU
BAD-TEMPERED!
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WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!
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UNLIKE ALL THAT STUFF YOU EAT,
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THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR
YOUR SPIRIT, YOUR EMOTIONS,
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YOUR FEELINGS -- IT'LL GIVE YOU
CALM, IT WILL RELAX YOU.
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MEAT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANGRY,
IT MAKES ME EXCITED.
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JUST CALM DOWN, LET'S GET YOU
SOMETHING TO EAT,
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THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT
A SOUTH INDIAN RESTAURANT.
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YEAH, LET'S --
CHICKEN!
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REPEAT AFTER ME -- PROMISE.PROMISE.
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TO TRY THE VEGETARIAN FOOD.
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SERIOUSLY, I PROMISE I WILL TRY
VEGETARIAN FOOD.
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WITH AN OPEN MIND!
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WITH AN OPEN MIND.
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TO SHOW ME WHAT'S OUT THERE,
RASHMI HAS ORDERED ME
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THE MOST POPULAR VEGGIE MEAL IN
INDIA,
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IDLI SANBAR
AND ROLLED DOSA PANCAKE.
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IS THAT A LAMPSHADE?
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ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?WHERE'S THE LIGHT BULB?
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WE BUY THINGS LIKE THAT
AT THE FLEA MARKET IN LONDON!
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YOU HAVE A CLOSED
BUT FUNNY MIND.
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FIRST I'M EATING THE IDLIS IN
A SPICY SAMBAR SOUP.
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IT TASTES JUST LIKE A --
LIKE A SORT OF WARM,
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SORT OF -- TASTES JUST LIKE
A WARM SCONE, IT'S NICE.
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YEAH, I LIKE THAT.
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IT'S MORE-ISH,
IT'S LOVELY.
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NICE.
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YOU HAVE AN OPEN MIND
AND YOU ENJOYED IT.
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DEFINITELY. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT,
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I'VE ASKED RASHMI'S ADVICE
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ON WHERE TO FIND GREAT
VEGETARIAN FOOD.
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SHE HAS A RADICAL SUGGESTION...
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YOU ARE GOING TO VISIT
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AN ASHRAM.A WHAT?
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AN ASHRAM --
A SPIRITUAL RETREAT.
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YOU'RE GOING TO
GO AND LIVE THERE --
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[ LAUGHS ]
WITH MONKS?
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THERE'S A LOT OF FABULOUS
VEGETARIAN FOOD THERE.
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I'M NOT SPENDING ALL WEEK,
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ON MY LAST, SORT OF,
EXCITING WEEK,
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AS A VEGETARIAN,
NO CHANCE.
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I'M GOING NOW!
THE WHOLE WEEK? NO.
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WE'RE GOING TO BACK WITH
A JOURNEY, NOT JUST TO INDIA,
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BUT INTO YOURSELF.
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I AM NOT FUCKING
AMY WINEHOUSE'S HUSBAND!
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I AM NOT CHECKING
INTO REHAB!
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YOU'RE NOT CHECKING INTO REHAB,
YOU'RE GOING TO FIND YOURSELF.
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YOU ARE IN OUR COUNTRY,
YOU ARE OUR GUEST,
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YOU ARE LIKE GOD -- THE GOD IN
ME SALUTES THE GOD IN YOU.
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HAVE A GREAT TIME,
THE LORD BE WITH YOU.
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"THE LORD" -- OH, JESUS.
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AND CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME.UH, YES, ABSOLUTELY.
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JESUS. TAXI!
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IT'S AN UNAVOIDABLE FACT --
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INDIA IS THE LARGEST COUNTRY OF
VEGETARIANS IN THE WORLD,
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AND SOUTHERN INDIA IS FAMOUS
FOR ITS VEGETARIAN CUISINE.
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SO I'M TRAVELLING 1,300
KILOMETERS FROM MUMBAI
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TO THE TOWN OF COIMBATORE.
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I REALLY MUST HAVE LOST IT.
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I'M GOING MEAT-FREE
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
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NOW, THIS PART OF THE JOURNEY,
FOR ME, IS GOING TO BE
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ONE OF THE MOST FASCINATING,
BECAUSE WE'RE IN TAMIL NADU,
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AND RASHMI HAS ARRANGED FOR ME
TO GO TO THIS AMAZING ASHRAM.
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SO IT'S A TEMPLE.
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BUT THE BAD NEWS IS,
IT'S A TEMPLE OF VEGETARIANS.
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THE THOUGHT OF SPENDING LIFE
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WITHOUT EATING PROTEIN --
MEAT --
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A BIG ANGUS, STEAK TARTARE --
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HELLO.
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TO GET ME THERE,
I'M HIRING A CAR.
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HELLO.
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THIS MORRIS MINOR
WAS BUILT IN INDIA
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BY HINDUSTAN MOTORS,
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AND NICK-NAMED
THE "BABY HINDUSTAN."
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MY GOD, YOU COULD NEVER HUMP IN
ONE OF THESE, COULD YOU? HUH?
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AND THE SEAT DOESN'T GO BACK?
NO? NO, OBVIOUSLY NOT, NO.
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THE HORN, OBVIOUSLY --
[ HONKS ]
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FANTASTIC.
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[ ENGINE TURNING OVER ]
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I'LL TOOK GOOD CARE OF
YOUR BABY, CERTAINLY.
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AND STRAIGHT INTO FIRST --
OKAY, GREAT, BEAUTIFUL.
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[ CAR SPUTTERS ]
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♪♪
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OH, JESUS -- AND A SMOOTH
TRANSITIONAL GEARBOX.
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FUCK ME.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THIRD?
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[ GRINDING GEARS ]
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ASHRAM? THIS WAY?
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YEAH?
THANK YOU.
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I THINK THE FASCINATING THING
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THAT STRIKES ME ABOUT
THIS TEMPLE
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IS THAT IT'S --
IT'S A VERY POPULAR PLACE.
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NOBODY EATS MEAT,
FIND YOUR INNER STRENGTH,
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MAKE YOU MORE HAPPY, LESS ANGRY,
LESS FRUSTRATED,
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LESS STRESSFUL.
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HELLO? IS THIS WHERE
THE VEGGIES HANG OUT?
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I'M LOOKING FOR THE GURU.
ASHRAM?
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I'M GETTING CLEAN FOR THE FIRST
TIME IN 42 YEARS.
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[ HONKING ]
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OH, SHIT! SEE? EVEN THE GEARBOX
WON'T AGREE WITH ME NOW
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BECAUSE IT --
IT CAN HEAR THAT...
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[ CAR SPUTTERS ]
OH!
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I'M NOT GOING TO BE EATING MEAT
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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AND THERE HE IS.
MY GOD...
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THAT'S A PROPER GURU.
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MY GURU'S NAME IS SADHGURU,
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AND HE'S A LOT RACIER
THAN YOUR AVERAGE YOGI.
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[ ENGINE RACING ]
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I'VE HEARD HIS COOKING
IS THE BEST IN THE STATE.
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IT'S NOT THE KIND OF
TRANSPORT
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I EXPECTED YOU TO USE
TO GET AROUND.
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NO, PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE
THIS IDEA,
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BEING HOLY MEANS
BEING IMPRACTICAL.
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YES.[ LAUGHS ]
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DRIVE SLOW, NOW.
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I GOT A WIFE AND FOUR KIDS --
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I HAVE A WIFE
AND ONE MILLION CHILDREN.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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SADHGURU'S ASHRAM
IS THE ISHA CENTER.
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IT GETS OVER 700,000 VISITORS
A YEAR.
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HE'S A POPULAR MAHARISHI,
AND HE'S LOOKING
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A BIT MORE SERIOUS NOW.
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I'M VERY EXCITED
TO BE HERE.
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MORE NERVOUS
THAN EXCITED...
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NEVER GONE TWO DAYS IN MY LIFE
WITHOUT EATING MEAT.
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YOUR SYSTEM IS
ESSENTIALLY DESIGNED
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TO HANDLE
VEGETARIAN DIET.
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IF YOU EAT ACCORDING
TO THAT,
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IT HANDLES FOOD
EFFORTLESSLY.
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EVERY HUMAN EXPERIENCE HAS
A CHEMICAL BASIS IN THE SYSTEM.
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SO, IF YOU WANT TO CREATE
THE RIGHT KIND OF CHEMISTRY,
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THERE ARE VARIOUS THINGS
THAT ONE CAN DO.
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ONE OF THE THINGS IS FOOD.
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IF YOU CREATE A CHEMISTRY
OF BLISSFULNESS,
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THAT'S HOW YOU ARE
ALL THE TIME.
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE
IN YOUR TEMPLE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
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I'M DYING TO SEE
THE KITCHENS.
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LET'S GO.THANK YOU.
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SO THE GURU RECKONS
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BEING VEGETARIAN MAKES YOU
A JOYFUL, CALMER PERSON.
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IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN HIS
KITCHENS MUST BE AMONGST
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THE HAPPIEST PLACES ON EARTH.
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LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THIS PLACE.
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WOW, IT'S A VEGGIE HANGOUT.
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LOOK AT ALL THOSE VEGETABLES.
ARE THEY GROWN HERE?
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A BIT OF IT.THAT'S INCREDIBLE!
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OKAY, AND HERE ARE THE LYCHEES.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?
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I'D LOVE ONE, PLEASE,
THANK YOU.
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HOW LONG ARE YOU HERE FOR?
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FOR A WHILE.FOR A WHILE?
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AND YOU'RE BREAKING
THE FUNDAMENTAL RULE --
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NOBODY EVER EATS
IN THE KITCHEN.
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BEFORE THE FOOD IS BEING OFFERED
TO EVERYBODY, THEY NEVER EAT.
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YOU CAN'T EAT
AROUND FOOD?
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00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,445
WE'RE ALWAYS PICKING
IN KITCHENS, NO?
223
00:09:59,551 --> 00:10:01,621
FANCY A CUCUMBER?NO, I'M FINE.
224
00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:04,794
FANCY A LYCHEE? YOU GAVE ME IT,
GOT ME INTO TROUBLE!
225
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,826
WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT
IN THE KITCHEN!
226
00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,241
HOW MANY MEALS
WILL YOU BE COOKING?
227
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:10,314
ABOUT 7,000.
228
00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:13,693
7,000?
7,000 VEGETARIAN MEALS?
229
00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:15,793
WELL, THAT BREAKS MY HEART.
230
00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:18,926
THE 70 CHEFS ARE MOSTLY
UNPAID VOLUNTEERS
231
00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:20,794
WHO WORK SEVEN DAYS ON THE TROT
232
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FEEDING VISITORS
TO THE ASHRAM.
233
00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:25,518
WHERE'S THE MEAT SECTION?
234
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[ LAUGHS ]
THE MEAT IS HERE.
235
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THIS IS THE MEAT.
236
00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:30,445
SO WHAT IS THIS SECTION?
237
00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:32,901
THEY ARE MAKING A SPECIAL TYPE
OF CHAPATI.
238
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7,000 IN
FOR DINNER TONIGHT,
239
00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:35,622
AND LOOK HOW CALM IT IS.
240
00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:37,144
HOW COME THE KITCHEN'S SO CALM?
241
00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:39,281
'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT
EATING MEAT, RIGHT?
242
00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:41,339
BECAUSE THIS IS
HEAVEN'S KITCHEN.
243
00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:43,238
HEAVEN'S KITCHEN,
NOT "HELL'S KITCHEN."
244
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I LIKE THAT.
245
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,657
THE GURU'S DISCIPLES
246
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EAT IN A COMMUNAL DINING HALL
247
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IN TOTAL SILENCE.
248
00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:52,099
MEN AND WOMEN
SIT IN SEPARATE LINES.
249
00:10:53,413 --> 00:10:58,143
TONIGHT'S MENU IS A RAW SALAD
OF RED CABBAGE AND SWEET CORN,
250
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:02,521
TOMATO CHUTNEY WITH LENTILS,
AND COTTAGE CHEESE.
251
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,970
IT'S NOT EXACTLY
SILVER SERVICE.
252
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,858
EATING IN SILENCE ISN'T EASY
FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME.
253
00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:10,165
FORTUNATELY, I'VE MADE
A NEW FRIEND.
254
00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:13,065
CAN YOUR MOVE YOUR FEET
TO THE SIDE LIKE THIS?
255
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,902
SIDE? I'LL TRY.
GOD.
256
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,690
ANOTHER WAY, JUST STRETCH
BOTH YOUR LEGS OUT,
257
00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,343
AND SIT LIKE THAT.
258
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,448
DO YOU MIND IF I DO THAT?
259
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,971
IT'S CALLED
"GRANDMOTHER STYLE."
260
00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:25,518
"GRANDMOTHER STYLE."
[ LAUGHING ]
261
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:30,830
IT'S INCREDIBLE, I FEEL
SO BAD I CAN'T CROSS MY LEGS.
262
00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:32,381
THERE.
263
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,172
NOTICE THAT THE KIND OF FOOD
THAT YOU EAT
264
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:36,235
ALSO MAKES THE BODY LOOSE
AND FLEXIBLE, AS WELL.
265
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,864
SO YOU'RE SAYING IF I BECOME
A VEGETARIAN,
266
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,375
MY BODY WILL BECOME
A LOT MORE FLEXIBLE?
267
00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:43,282
A POSSIBILITY, YES.
268
00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:46,209
I CAN'T -- I CAN SIT DOWN,
BUT I CAN'T GET TO MY FOOD.
269
00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:49,280
YOU CAN JUST
HOLD YOUR PLATE.
270
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:52,969
THANK YOU.
271
00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:55,548
THE FOOD IS ACTUALLY
DELICIOUS.
272
00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:59,025
WHAT AMAZES ME IS NOT JUST
THE LEVEL OF INTEGRITY,
273
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,827
BUT THE VOLUME
OF WHAT THEY COOK FOR.
274
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:04,451
'CAUSE IT'S DONE WITH
SUCH PRECISION.
275
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,931
YOU EVER ASK FOR MORE?
276
00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:09,904
IF YOU WANT,
WE CAN GET MORE.
277
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,760
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,
278
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:17,482
BUT THAT VEGGIE MEAL HAS LEFT
ME FEELING HAPPY AND FULL.
279
00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:19,826
HUH, WOW.
280
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,934
WOWEE. WHAT'S THIS HERE?
281
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:27,454
WHAT ARE THESE?
282
00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:31,001
"BED TIME AT 10:00 PM."
283
00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:32,723
MY GOD!
284
00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:35,857
THIS PLACE IS EXTRAORDINARY,
HONESTLY.
285
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:40,305
I MEAN, THAT WAS QUITE A...
THAT WAS QUITE SPOOKY IN THERE.
286
00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:42,483
I MEAN, I KNOW THEY'VE GOT
THEIR GUIDELINES
287
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:44,206
AND THEIR RULES
AND REGULATIONS,
288
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,550
BUT JESUS CHRIST!
289
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:49,615
I HAVE TO SAY THE FOOD, YEAH,
TOTAL RESPECT.
290
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,144
YEAH, DELICIOUS.
291
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,341
BIG EYE-OPENER.
292
00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:55,618
I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING
TO BE A SORT OF, YOU KNOW,
293
00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:58,594
A BIT OF A BORING,
BLAND EXPERIENCE,
294
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,239
BUT IT'S DEFINITELY
NOT BEEN BORING,
295
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,314
AND IT CERTAINLY ISN'T BLAND,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
296
00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:06,383
RIGHT, ONE MINUTE TO 10:00,
FUCK OFF.
297
00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:10,144
YESTERDAY WAS A SURPRISE,
298
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:13,591
BUT I'VE NOT BEEN TURNED INTO
A VEGGIE DISCIPLE YET.
299
00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:19,207
WE'VE NOT HAD BREAKFAST YET.
300
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:21,620
THE GURU'S COOKING
HIS SPECIALTY.
301
00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:23,144
THE POPULAR MASALA DOSA
302
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,591
IS A PANCAKE
MADE WITH DAL AND RICE BATTER.
303
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:30,336
THAT SMELLS GOOD.
THAT SMELLS VERY GOOD.
304
00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:32,658
IT'S MILDLY FERMENTED.
305
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:37,828
THAT'S THE POTATO...
306
00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,861
IT'S AN ART TO GET
THE DOSA RIGHT,
307
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:41,515
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO FERMENT IT
308
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,450
TO EXACTLY
THE RIGHT PROPORTIONS.
309
00:13:43,551 --> 00:13:45,761
MMM.
310
00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:48,622
THAT'S DELICIOUS.
IT'S VERY CRISPY.
311
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,974
MM-HMM.
312
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:53,278
THIS IS PEPPER CURRY.
313
00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:54,409
YOU JUST TRY
A LITTLE BIT OF IT.
314
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:57,207
THE PEPPER COMES STRAIGHT FROM
OUR BACK YARD.
315
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,620
IT'S ORGANICALLY GROWN.
316
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:02,384
TRY THIS AND SEE, COULD BE
A LITTLE SPICY FOR YOU.
317
00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:03,762
YEAH, NO, I LIKE THAT.
318
00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:06,242
I'D BEEN WON OVER
BY THE DELICIOUS FOOD,
319
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:07,934
BUT I'M NOT YET CONVINCED BY
320
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,974
THE GURU'S REASONING.
321
00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:14,238
FOR ME, A VEGETABLE IS AS ALIVE
AS A CHICKEN OR A LAMB
322
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:16,554
OR WHATEVER ELSE
YOU EAT.
323
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,135
THAT'S SO WRONG!IT IS NOT WRONG.
324
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:21,551
ARE YOU SAYING THAT A CARROT HAS
THE SAME FEELINGS AS A CHICKEN?
325
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:24,615
THAT'S NOT THE POINT --
FEELINGS DOES NOT MEAN EMOTIONS.
326
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,344
THEY ARE SENSITIVE TO
LIFE AROUND THEM.
327
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,898
YOU UNDERSTAND?BUT YOU KILLED IT.
328
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,450
YOU PULLED IT FROM THE GROUND.YOU PULLED IT FROM THE GROUND --
329
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,141
BUT IT'S NOT DEAD.
330
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:33,861
IF YOU PLANT IT,
IT WILL GROW.
331
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:36,615
YOU TAKE SUCH A HIGH MORAL
GROUND IN TERMS OF
332
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,244
NO MEAT EATING WHATSOEVER.
333
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,244
FOOD IS NOT A MORALITY.
334
00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:41,864
FOOD IS A QUESTION OF
WELL-BEING.
335
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,235
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT
I'LL BE HAPPIER
336
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:47,314
FOR THE SECOND HALF OF MY LIFE
WITHOUT EATING MEAT?
337
00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:49,313
YOU WILL BE CALMER,
338
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:50,933
MORE AT EASE.
339
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:53,624
BUT I AM CALM.
I AM...
340
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,244
I DON'T THINK
THE WORLD THINKS SO.
341
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,764
ABOUT YOUR CALMNESS.
342
00:14:56,862 --> 00:15:00,762
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW, YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY TELEVISIONS HERE.
343
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:04,522
LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE, YES?
SPUD, POTATO, LOVE IT.
344
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,030
THANK YOU.
345
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:09,447
LOVELY BREAKFAST, THANK YOU.
346
00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:12,481
IT'S TAKEN A LONG TIME,
BUT YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST --
347
00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:15,206
I'M CALLING A CEASE-FIRE
WITH VEGETARIANS!
348
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,930
IF YOU'RE EVER THINKING OF
GOING VEGETARIAN,
349
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,764
THEN GET TO AN ASHRAM QUICKLY,
350
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:23,902
BECAUSE THAT'S THE CONFIRMATION
OF HOW GOOD IT CAN BE.
351
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,620
BUT HE IS FUCKING NUTS.
352
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:29,694
I THINK HE'S GESTICULATING
MUCH LESS THAN YESTERDAY.
353
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,413
DON'T YOU NOTICE THAT?
354
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:34,927
HIS BODY MOVEMENT IS
A LITTLE...
355
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,934
FIRST OF ALL, I'M DEFINITELY
MORE CHILLED OUT,
356
00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:38,244
THERE'S NO TWO WAYS ABOUT THAT.
357
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:40,244
YEAH, IT HAS BEEN
AN EXPERIENCE.
358
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:44,484
THE GURU HAS ONE FINAL REQUEST
BEFORE WE SAY GOODBYE.
359
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:46,656
Sadhguru: ONE DAY A WEEK
IF YOU EAT THIS KIND OF FOOD,
360
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,168
YOU WOULD KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.
361
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,995
ONE DAY A WEEK, AND YOU THINK
I'D NOTICE A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT?
362
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:55,313
YES, YOU WILL
DEFINITELY NOTICE THAT.
363
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,833
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE SAYING THAT,
364
00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,691
BECAUSE JUST BEFORE
I LEFT FOR INDIA, MY WIFE
365
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,623
WAS SUGGESTING THAT
THE CHILDREN GO VEGETARIAN
366
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,034
ONE DAY A WEEK.SEE, SHE KNOWS.
367
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:03,897
HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO HER
BEHIND MY BACK?
368
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,830
NO, NO, NO.
[ LAUGHING ]
369
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:10,171
WE'LL START WITH ONE DAY.
TRY AND SEE?
370
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:12,025
ON THE BACK OF
THE EXPERIENCE HERE,
371
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,897
YES, I'M GOING TO
CONSIDER IT.
372
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:20,520
♪♪
373
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,210
MY CULINARY ADVENTURE
IN SOUTHERN INDIA
374
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,240
HAS BEEN A VEGGIE ROAD
TO DAMASCUS.
375
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,794
BUT I'M NOT EATING MEAT YET.
376
00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:43,206
SOUTH INDIA'S FISH IS
LEGENDARY.
377
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,550
I'M TRAVELING FROM TAMIL NADU
INTO KERALA,
378
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:48,585
THE FERTILE GREEN STATE CALLED
"GOD'S OWN COUNTRY."
379
00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:50,339
DAMN, SO NICE.
380
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,998
IT'S CALM HERE!
381
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:56,413
IT HAS THE BEST FISH
AND SEAFOOD IN INDIA.
382
00:16:56,517 --> 00:17:01,477
THE SMALL STATE PROVIDES 20% OF
INDIA'S SUPPLY.
383
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,656
I WANT TO GET MY HANDS ON SOME.
384
00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:05,928
THIS, FOR ME, IS GOING TO BE ONE
OF THE MOST EXCITING
385
00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:09,074
PARTS OF THE TRIP, BECAUSE IT'S
ALL ABOUT SEAFOOD AND FISH,
386
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:10,792
AND VIBRANCE, LIGHTNESS,
EXCITEMENT.
387
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:15,476
HERE WE GO -- PLEASE?
388
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:18,756
OH, BRILLIANT, EXCELLENT.
THANK YOU.
389
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:22,102
FINALLY.
OH, SHIT, AIR-CONDITIONED.
390
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:23,656
THANK YOU!
391
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:28,408
Man: SO, WELCOME YOU, SIR,
TO MY GOD'S OWN COUNTRY.
392
00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:29,717
"GOD'S OWN COUNTRY."
393
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:32,447
YOU KNOW WHY IT'S CALLING
"GOD'S OWN COUNTRY"?
394
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,141
BECAUSE WE GOT LOT OF
PRECIOUS THING.
395
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:37,721
IT'S GOT LOTS OF LAGOONS,
396
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,207
LAKE, AND THE MOST OF
THE PEOPLE,
397
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:44,340
HERE, THEY DO THE FISHING,
BECAUSE FISH ARE HERE.
398
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:46,998
IT'S CALLED "KARIMEEN."
399
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:49,903
KARIMEEN?YEAH, IT'S CALLED KARIMEEN.
400
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,970
YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY DELICIOUS.
401
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:54,338
IF YOU ASK SOMEONE
OUT OF INDIA
402
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,928
FROM THIS PART, "OH, ARE YOU
MISSING KARIMEEN?"
403
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,864
THEY WILL CRYFOR THAT,
YOU KNOW!
404
00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:01,135
WHEN I USED TO EAT
THIS KARIMEEN, NO?
405
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:03,691
MY TONGUE WILL DO THE --
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!
406
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:05,213
LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW?
407
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,830
HIS ENGLISH MAY LACK
A LITTLE SOMETHING,
408
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:10,971
BUT IT TURNS OUT MY DRIVER,
DINESH, REALLY KNOWS HIS FISH.
409
00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:13,758
IT'S A DREAM FISH, YOU KNOW?THE JEWEL IN THE CROWN?
410
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,832
SO HOW DO YOU CATCH THEM?
411
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,411
YOU KNOW, I GOT
SOME FRIENDS OUT HERE,
412
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:20,857
THEY ARE ACTUALLY
CATCHING KARIMEEN.
413
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:23,785
THE BACKWATERS ARE KERALA'S
LABYRINTH OF LAKES,
414
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,856
CANALS, AND RIVERS,
SURROUNDED BY
415
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,475
DENSE TROPICAL GREENERY.
416
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:31,446
THE LOCALS GO CRAZY
ABOUT KARIMEEN.
417
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:33,521
THE BACKWATERS ARE FULL
OF THEM.
418
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:34,830
THEY'RE NICKNAMED "PEARL SPOT"
419
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,551
BECAUSE OF THEIR
JEWEL-LIKE MARKINGS.
420
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:40,025
THESE ARE THE FISHERMEN?
TAPITOS? GOOD TO SEE YOU.
421
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,617
THIS IS AMIL.GOOD TO SEE YOU.
422
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:45,484
WHEE -- OKAY.
423
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,406
THIS ONE?
WHEREVER.
424
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:54,377
♪♪
425
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:58,242
KARIMEEN ARE HAND-CAUGHT USING
THE ANCIENT VELAVALI METHOD.
426
00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:00,664
THE FISHERMEN SLAP THE WATER
427
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:04,548
TO SCARE THE FISH, WHO HIDE IN
THE LAKE'S MUDDY BOTTOM.
428
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:08,025
NEARBY LOCAL DOMESTIC GODDESS
AND FOOD WRITER
429
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,447
DURESSI JAN
430
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,311
IS GOING TO SHOW ME
HOW TO DO JUSTICE
431
00:19:12,413 --> 00:19:14,213
TO THESE SLIPPERY BLIGHTERS.
432
00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,550
WOW! EXCELLENT.
433
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:19,375
HOW ARE YOU?
434
00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:21,002
I'M VERY FINE, HOW ARE YOU?GOOD TO SEE YOU.
435
00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,283
NOW, THE SECRET BEHIND THEM,
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
436
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,969
TAKE THE SCALES OFF FIRST,
GUTS OUT?
437
00:19:25,068 --> 00:19:27,168
YES, SCALES NOT THE WAY YOU DO
IT WITH YOUR SEA BASS,
438
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:28,615
YOU WANT TO SLICE IT OFF.
439
00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:31,004
THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE IT OFF,
SEE, IT'S COMING.
440
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,383
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME WAY
AS THE JAPANESE DO.
441
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:34,792
YEAH, EXACTLY THE SAME WAY.
442
00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,336
NORMALLY WE
SCRAPE THE SCALES.
443
00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:38,658
YOU CAN'T DO THIS BECAUSE
THE TASTE OF THE SCALES
444
00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:40,478
WILL REMAIN ON THAT.
IT'S NOT GOOD.
445
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:42,926
YOU NEED A LITTLE MORE PATIENCE,
I THINK, GORDON.
446
00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:45,664
NO, NO, YOU DON'T --
YOU HAVE NOT SLICED IT, SEE?
447
00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:47,548
THEY'RE SO FIDDLY, HUH?
448
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:50,405
YES, YOU'RE DOING IT!
YEAH, EXCELLENT!
449
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:52,927
SO YOUR MARKS
ARE GOING UP.
450
00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:56,594
NOW, ACTUALLY, WE ARE SUPPOSED
TO MAKE THE GASHES ON THIS.
451
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:59,169
YES.
452
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:03,313
YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
453
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:06,103
"THAT'S FINE" -- WHAT WAS
THAT, ANOTHER C-PLUS?
454
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,966
FINALLY MAYBE
I'LL GIVE YOU AN "A."
455
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:09,138
YEAH.
456
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,621
I'M LEARNING
THE LOCALS' FAVORITE,
457
00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:13,484
KARIMEEN POLLICHATHU.
458
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,336
OVER HERE IT'S AS POPULAR
AS OUR FISH AND CHIPS.
459
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,098
GARLIC IN.
460
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:19,136
FIRST WE'RE MAKING
THE MASALA.
461
00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:21,281
AND NEXT -- GINGER?GINGER, YES.
462
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:22,589
YEAH, I DON'T NEED
THE WHOLE THING.
463
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,859
SHALL I STIR FOR YOU?YEAH, YEAH, PLEASE.
464
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:27,475
NOW WE'LL ADD THE SHALLOTS.SHALLOTS IN.
465
00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,966
CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
COOKING THIS ON A BOAT.
466
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,548
AND WHAT ARE WE DOING
WITH THIS?
467
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:33,275
ARE WE PUTTING THIS
INSIDE THE FISH?
468
00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:35,549
YEAH, YEAH, WE ARE GOING TO
PUT IT AROUND THE FISH
469
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:37,095
AND STUFF IT INSIDE
THE STOMACH.
470
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,166
I CAN GO FOR
THE TOMATOES.
471
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:41,545
TOMATOES IN ALREADY? WOW.
472
00:20:41,655 --> 00:20:42,965
CHILI POWDER.CHILI POWDER IN.
473
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:44,788
AND NOW WE NEED TO PUT
THE VINEGAR.
474
00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,236
SO, THE VINEGAR,
TODDY VINEGAR?
475
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:47,694
YEAH, TODDY VINEGAR.
476
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,483
AND NOW WE ARE GOING TO MAKE
THE PARCELS OF THE FISH.
477
00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,826
DOES THAT STOP THE FISH
FROM STICKING?
478
00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:53,101
YES.
479
00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:54,756
I THINK WE JUST NEED TO
PUT SOME HERE.
480
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,722
THIS IS A DELIGHTFUL TWIST ON
THE FRENCH TECHNIQUE
481
00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:59,587
EN PAPILLOTE -- BUT INSTEAD OF
STEAMING THE FISH
482
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:03,169
INSIDE A PAPER BAG,
WE'RE USING A BANANA LEAF.
483
00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:05,965
AND NOW
I'M GOING TO FOLD IT.
484
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:07,588
SO YOU WRAP IT
QUITE TIGHT.
485
00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:09,519
YEAH, WE WRAP IT
RATHER TIGHT.
486
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:11,660
AND HOW LONG
WILL IT TAKE TO COOK?
487
00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:13,828
ABOUT 15 TO 20 MINUTES,
MAXIMUM.
488
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:18,281
THIS BANANA PARCEL KEEPS THE
MOISTURE AND FLAVOR LOCKED IN.
489
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:19,999
SO YOU'RE SEARING IT IN.
490
00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:27,073
♪♪
491
00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:34,142
♪♪
492
00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,901
THAT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
493
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,210
IT JUST SLIDES THE FISH
OVER THE BONE, LOOK AT THAT.
494
00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:47,097
MMM.
495
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,336
WOW.
496
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:50,688
HOW DOES IT TASTE?
497
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:53,483
THAT'S DELICIOUS.
CREAMY, DELICIOUS...
498
00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:56,096
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO
TASTE SLIGHTLY OF MUD OR SILT,
499
00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:57,756
BUT, NO, IT'S FRESH,
IT'S VIBRANT.
500
00:21:57,862 --> 00:22:00,692
AND IT'S VERY DENSE,
VERY SIMILAR TO A DOVER SOLE,
501
00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:03,103
BUT A LITTLE BIT SWEETER.
INCREDIBLY DELICATE.
502
00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:05,406
MMM, WOW.THANK YOU.
503
00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:06,997
VERY GOOD.
504
00:22:08,931 --> 00:22:11,971
THAT FISH WAS DELICIOUS,
BUT THIS CARNIVORE
505
00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,168
IS STILL HANKERING AFTER
SOME MEAT, SO THE NEXT DAY
506
00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:16,375
I'VE ARRANGED FOR
A BOY'S OWN ADVENTURE.
507
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,792
I'VE HEARD THAT KERALA
HAS A REPUTATION
508
00:22:18,896 --> 00:22:22,096
FOR A VERY HOT BUT DELICIOUS
CHILI BEEF DISH.
509
00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:26,026
IT'S EATEN TOGETHER WITH
AN INFAMOUSLY STRONG TIPPLE.
510
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:30,002
I'M WAITING FOR
A LOCAL CHEF, AJIT,
511
00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:31,593
WHO'S GOING TO TAKE ME
DRINKING.
512
00:22:31,689 --> 00:22:33,099
AJIT IS AN EXPERT
513
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:36,096
IN TODDY, WHICH IS
A LOCAL DRINK HERE.
514
00:22:36,206 --> 00:22:38,236
NOW, YOU DRINK THAT WITH
THE MOST AMAZING CHILI BEEF,
515
00:22:38,344 --> 00:22:39,834
SO IF THERE'S ONE GUY
THAT CAN SHOW ME
516
00:22:39,931 --> 00:22:41,211
THE PROPER WAY ON
HOW TO DO IT,
517
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:45,790
WHAT IT TASTES LIKE,
IT'S GOING TO BE HIM.
518
00:22:45,896 --> 00:22:48,656
HEY, GORDON!AJIT, HOW ARE YOU?
519
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:49,968
EXCELLENT. HOP IN!
LET'S GO!
520
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,858
GOOD TO SEE YOU.NICE MEETING YOU!
521
00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:53,855
LIKEWISE, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, TOO.
522
00:22:53,965 --> 00:22:56,335
HERE WE GO -- THANK YOU.
OH, SHIT, HOLD ON!
523
00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:57,898
EXCELLENT!
524
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,690
TODDY IS THE FERMENTED SAP OF
THE COCONUT PALM.
525
00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:03,383
IT'S STRONG STUFF --
526
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,382
UP TO 35% PROOF.
527
00:23:05,482 --> 00:23:08,342
IT'S COLLECTED IN POTS ATTACHED
HIGH UP IN THE TREE.
528
00:23:08,448 --> 00:23:11,378
CHEF AJIT IS TAKING ME TO WHERE
TODDY IS PRODUCED.
529
00:23:11,482 --> 00:23:14,102
WE GOT TO SHOW YOU HOW
THE TODDY TAPPING IS DONE.
530
00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:15,406
TODDY TAPPING?
531
00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:17,167
YEP, YOU SEE
THE POT OVER THERE?
532
00:23:17,275 --> 00:23:18,515
LIKE A BIG BOWL?
533
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,480
YEP, BUT THAT'S WHERE
THE TODDY IS BEING COLLECTED.
534
00:23:20,586 --> 00:23:22,966
SO HOW DO YOU GET THAT DOWN
TWICE A DAY?
535
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,478
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
THE SLIMMEST,
536
00:23:25,586 --> 00:23:28,376
AND I'M NOT EXACTLY THE,
SORT OF, YOU KNOW, FITTEST.
537
00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:31,622
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE ARRANGED FOR A GENTLEMAN,
538
00:23:31,724 --> 00:23:33,764
HIS NAME IS MR. BABU.BABU?
539
00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:35,382
YEAH, HE DOES IT
FOR A LIVING.
540
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,552
WHAT, A PROFESSIONAL...
541
00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:38,205
HE'S A PROFESSIONAL
TODDY TAPPER.
542
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:39,860
THERE ARE MORE THAN 30,000
543
00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:41,585
REGISTERED TODDY TAPPERS
IN KERALA.
544
00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:43,589
HE'S GOING TO SHOW YOU
HOW IT'S BEING DONE,
545
00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,209
AND I WANT YOU
TO DO IT AFTER HIM.
546
00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:48,690
Ramsay:
MR. BABU, HOW ARE YOU?
547
00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:50,313
HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING --
THAT MEANS HE'S EITHER
548
00:23:50,413 --> 00:23:52,453
PISSED AS A FART,
OR HE'S HAD HIS TONGUE CUT OUT.
549
00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:56,001
HE'S LIKE A FLEXIBLE PIECE
OF OKRA, HUH?
550
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,033
THERE'S NOT ANYTHING ON HIM!
LOOK!
551
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,897
MY THIGHS ARE FATTER THAN HIM --
LOOK AT THAT THERE!
552
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,660
SO WHAT'S THE SECRET OF
CLIMBING -- WHAT IS IT?
553
00:24:02,758 --> 00:24:05,338
IT APPEARS THAT HAVING
A STIFF ONE BEFORE CLIMBING
554
00:24:05,448 --> 00:24:06,898
IS RECOMMENDED.OH, JESUS.
555
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,030
OFF YOU GO, SIR.
556
00:24:09,137 --> 00:24:11,857
OKAY...
557
00:24:11,965 --> 00:24:13,375
WOW.
558
00:24:13,482 --> 00:24:14,692
SEE HIS HANDS,
HOW HE'S MOVING.
559
00:24:14,793 --> 00:24:16,213
YEAH, BUT LOOK AT HIM.
560
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:18,660
BABU USES A RAG
WRAPPED ON HIS FEET
561
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,618
TO GIVE HIM LEVERAGE TO CLIMB.
562
00:24:20,724 --> 00:24:21,694
HE'S LIKE A LITTLE FERRET.
563
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:26,523
HUH? JESUS --
WATCH OUT!
564
00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:27,860
SO NOW HE'S DRAINING THE --
565
00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,335
THE SAP...
566
00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:32,518
INTO HIS BOWL.
567
00:24:37,862 --> 00:24:41,312
THREE TIMES A DAY?
NO WONDER HE'S SO FIT.
568
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,103
WELL DONE!
A LITTLE TASTE?
569
00:24:43,206 --> 00:24:44,276
THANK YOU.
570
00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:46,689
SO IS TODDY AS FORMIDABLE
A TIPPLE
571
00:24:46,793 --> 00:24:49,103
AS I'VE BEEN TOLD?
572
00:24:49,206 --> 00:24:51,336
UGH! FUCK!
573
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:55,408
AH! IT'S NICE, BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE UNREFINED VINEGAR.
574
00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:59,787
HUH? JESUS! NO WONDER
HE CLIMBS LIKE A SQUIRREL!
575
00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:02,166
COULD YOU HOLD THAT
FOR ME, PLEASE?
576
00:25:02,275 --> 00:25:04,405
SOCKS AND SHOES OFF.
COME ON, GIVE ME THE --
577
00:25:04,517 --> 00:25:07,787
NO, NO!
I NEED THE OTHER PIECE AS WELL!
578
00:25:07,896 --> 00:25:09,066
PISSING AROUND!
579
00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:11,342
[ LAUGHING ]
580
00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:13,168
YOU FAT BASTARD,
YOU FAT BASTARD,
581
00:25:13,275 --> 00:25:15,305
YOU'VE ATE ALL THE PIES.
RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
582
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:19,243
[ LAUGHING ]
583
00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:21,724
WELL, AT LEAST FUCKING
HELP HIM, THEN, HOLD ON!
584
00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:23,067
LOOK AT HIM!
585
00:25:23,172 --> 00:25:25,242
IT'S LIKE A WISHBONE PUSHING ME
UP A FUCKING TREE!
586
00:25:25,344 --> 00:25:26,794
HELP HIM!
587
00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:29,336
THAT'S BULLSHIT
COME ON -- ONE MORE?
588
00:25:29,448 --> 00:25:31,098
I NEED TO DO IT WITHOUT --
589
00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:32,826
DON'T BE CHICKEN, GORDON.
590
00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:35,451
MY FIRST STEP IS PROMISING.
591
00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:36,791
OH, SHIT.
592
00:25:36,896 --> 00:25:38,406
I'LL PUSH YOU UP.
593
00:25:38,517 --> 00:25:41,337
YOU WEIGH TOO MUCH,
GORDON.
594
00:25:41,448 --> 00:25:43,788
[ LAUGHTER ]
595
00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:45,586
OH, COME ON.
596
00:25:45,689 --> 00:25:48,239
MY DAYS OF HUMPING A FUCKING
COCONUT TREE HAVE GOT TO STOP.
597
00:25:48,344 --> 00:25:50,284
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY.
598
00:25:50,379 --> 00:25:53,029
BUT IT'S BLOODY HARD,
I MEAN, REALLY HARD.
599
00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:54,927
I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT
TO THE EXPERTS.
600
00:25:55,034 --> 00:25:56,174
I HATE FAILING.
601
00:25:56,275 --> 00:25:58,585
YOU LITTLE FUCKER,
MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A TWAT.
602
00:25:58,689 --> 00:26:01,029
EH? I LIKED YOU WHEN I FIRST
ARRIVED, DO YOU KNOW THAT?
603
00:26:01,137 --> 00:26:04,547
I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, YES?
66-YEAR-OLD...
604
00:26:04,655 --> 00:26:06,785
PUTTING MY TARZAN ANTICS
BEHIND ME,
605
00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:08,516
I'M HOPING FOR SOME MEAT
AT LAST --
606
00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:11,790
KERALA'S FAMOUS HOT CHILI BEEF
AT A TODDY SHOP.
607
00:26:11,896 --> 00:26:14,206
THESE SHOPS ARE
KERALA'S VERSION OF
608
00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:15,660
THE WORKING MAN'S BOOZER.
609
00:26:15,758 --> 00:26:17,338
THERE ARE OVER 5,000 OF THEM,
610
00:26:17,448 --> 00:26:20,658
AND A BUSY SHOP CAN SELL OVER
1,000 LITERS OF TODDY A DAY.
611
00:26:20,758 --> 00:26:22,858
THIS IS WHERE WE GET
THE CHILI BEEF FROM?
612
00:26:22,965 --> 00:26:24,965
OH, YEAH.I'M DYING TO TASTE SOME BEEF.
613
00:26:25,068 --> 00:26:26,068
GOOD EVENING! HELLO!
614
00:26:26,172 --> 00:26:28,382
I'M DYING TO TASTE
THE BEEF!
615
00:26:28,482 --> 00:26:30,382
I NEED MEAT.
OKAY...
616
00:26:30,482 --> 00:26:34,002
LOVELY. THIS IS
A LOCAL RUSTIC KITCHEN --
617
00:26:34,103 --> 00:26:36,833
RUSTIC OR RUSTY?RUSTIC KITCHEN THAT --
618
00:26:36,931 --> 00:26:40,761
OH, MY GOSH.THIS YOUNG MAN IS SINIL.
619
00:26:40,862 --> 00:26:43,622
SIR, PLEASED TO
MEET YOU.
620
00:26:43,724 --> 00:26:46,454
THE CHILI BEEF SERVED IN
TODDY SHOPS IS FAMOUSLY HOT
621
00:26:46,551 --> 00:26:49,281
TO ENCOURAGE CUSTOMERS
TO DRINK MORE BOOZE.
622
00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:51,859
YOU REALLY NEED TO HAVE A STRONG
STOMACH TO EAT IN THESE PLACES.
623
00:26:51,965 --> 00:26:53,655
A STRONG STOMACH? YEAH,
IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT WAY
624
00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:55,098
TO SAY GOODBYE --
EAT, DRINK, BE MERRY,
625
00:26:55,206 --> 00:26:56,686
GET PISSED AND GET BURIED
AT THE SAME TIME.
626
00:26:56,793 --> 00:26:58,313
HE'S PUTTING ONION, COCONUT,
627
00:26:58,413 --> 00:27:00,483
GINGER, GARLIC,
AND GREEN CHILIES.
628
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:02,166
OKAY, NICE.
AND EVERY TODDY SHOP
629
00:27:02,275 --> 00:27:03,335
HAS A DIFFERENT STYLE?
630
00:27:03,448 --> 00:27:05,238
OKAY, AND HOW POPULAR
IS THIS ONE?
631
00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:08,034
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO COME
HERE SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.
632
00:27:08,137 --> 00:27:13,137
UNUSUALLY FOR SOUTHERN INDIA,
BUT LUCKILY FOR ME,
633
00:27:13,241 --> 00:27:16,281
90% OF KERALANS
ARE CARNIVORES.
634
00:27:16,379 --> 00:27:18,339
YEAH, OF COURSE
I'M GOING TO TASTE IT.
635
00:27:18,448 --> 00:27:20,718
I'VE SEEN SOME KITCHEN
NIGHTMARES IN MY TIME,
636
00:27:20,827 --> 00:27:23,757
BUT YOU NEED TO BE BRAVE OR
STUPID TO EAT IN THIS JOINT.
637
00:27:30,793 --> 00:27:32,413
TASTE OKAY?
638
00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,307
FUCKING HOT.
639
00:27:34,413 --> 00:27:37,623
SUPER!SUPER.
640
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:38,974
NOW YOU NEED THE TODDY.
641
00:27:39,068 --> 00:27:41,928
HOT.
JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
642
00:27:42,034 --> 00:27:45,244
MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE. HUH?WHERE'S THE TODDY?
643
00:27:45,344 --> 00:27:46,974
DOES IT HAVE TO BE THAT HOT?
[ COUGHS ]
644
00:27:47,068 --> 00:27:50,928
TODDY.
645
00:27:51,034 --> 00:27:53,484
THIS IS PURE
COCONUT TODDY.
646
00:27:53,586 --> 00:27:58,926
[ LAUGHING ]
647
00:27:59,034 --> 00:28:01,384
[ COUGHING ]
648
00:28:01,482 --> 00:28:04,142
IT'S EXCELLENT.
I LOVE IT.
649
00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:05,521
PERFECT.
650
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:09,310
[ COUGHS, SPITS ]
JESUS CHRIST.
651
00:28:09,413 --> 00:28:14,213
AJIT? AJIT?WE'RE HERE.
652
00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:17,070
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
KILL ME?
653
00:28:17,172 --> 00:28:19,212
DOESN'T THAT BURN YOU?
654
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:20,790
YOU ENJOY
THE CHILI BEEF TWICE,
655
00:28:20,896 --> 00:28:23,276
ONCE WHEN YOU EAT IT,
AND ONCE WHEN YOU LET IT GO.
656
00:28:23,379 --> 00:28:25,719
MY BOTTOM WOULDN'T STAND THAT.
THAT IS GOING TO COME
657
00:28:25,827 --> 00:28:28,517
THROUGH
MY ASSHOLE IN SECONDS,
658
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:30,210
AND I'VE GOT NO TOILET PAPER,
AND I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN
659
00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:31,970
ON A BANANA LEAF, NO CHANCE.
660
00:28:32,068 --> 00:28:33,968
[ HONKS ]
661
00:28:34,068 --> 00:28:36,238
BUT MY NEXT DESTINATION WILL
MAKE ALL THAT SEEM LIKE
662
00:28:36,344 --> 00:28:38,074
CHILD'S PLAY -- I'VE ARRANGED
FOR AN EXCURSION
663
00:28:38,172 --> 00:28:40,862
FROM MY CULINARY VOYAGE.
664
00:28:40,965 --> 00:28:42,615
I'VE HEARD THAT
IN NORTHERN KERALA,
665
00:28:42,724 --> 00:28:45,174
THE FARMERS LOVE A SPORT
CALLED "KAMBALA,"
666
00:28:45,275 --> 00:28:47,165
WHICH ONLY HAPPENS IN
FLOODED PADDY FIELDS.
667
00:28:49,448 --> 00:28:51,828
THIS PLACE IS HEAVING WITH
THOUSANDS OF PUNTERS,
668
00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:54,971
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING VERY ODD
ABOUT THIS RACE COURSE.
669
00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:57,238
WHAT ARE THEY?
WHAT IS THAT, SIR?
670
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:58,484
LOOKS LIKE A SPADE.
671
00:29:00,724 --> 00:29:04,484
OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS.
672
00:29:08,241 --> 00:29:12,001
THIS LOT HAVE GOT BULLS,
AND THEY KNOW HOW TO RACE THEM.
673
00:29:14,931 --> 00:29:16,281
HOLY SHIT!
674
00:29:19,344 --> 00:29:22,384
DANGEROUS?
FUCKING MAD! MAD!
675
00:29:22,482 --> 00:29:24,862
I'VE BEEN TO
MOTORBIKE GRAND PRIX,
676
00:29:24,965 --> 00:29:28,475
FORMULA ONE GRAND PRIX,
HORSE RACING, POINT TO POINT,
677
00:29:28,586 --> 00:29:30,276
BUT THIS BEATS EVERYTHING!
678
00:29:30,379 --> 00:29:33,379
THEY'VE ASKED ME
TO HAND OUT THE PRIZES.
679
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:37,032
CONGRATULATIONS.
680
00:29:37,137 --> 00:29:38,547
THE WINNING JOCKEYS
681
00:29:38,655 --> 00:29:40,275
ARE TREATED LIKE
FORMULA ONE CHAMPIONS
682
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:42,999
AND CAN WIN AROUND 600 QUID
A RACE.
683
00:29:44,551 --> 00:29:45,691
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GIVE IT A SHOT?
684
00:29:45,793 --> 00:29:46,863
WOULD I LIKE TO
GIVE IT A GO?
685
00:29:46,965 --> 00:29:48,855
IS HE CRAZY? YEAH?
686
00:29:48,965 --> 00:29:50,995
OF COURSE I'D LOVE TO
GIVE IT A GO! YES, PLEASE.
687
00:29:51,103 --> 00:30:00,723
♪♪
688
00:30:00,827 --> 00:30:02,547
SHIT.
689
00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:08,342
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
690
00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:10,068
THEY'RE GOING TO
PULL IT FOR YOU.
691
00:30:10,172 --> 00:30:13,342
I'M GOING TO START OFF SLOWLY,
LEARNING TO BALANCE
692
00:30:13,448 --> 00:30:14,718
WITHOUT A THRASHING BULL
AROUND.
693
00:30:14,827 --> 00:30:16,377
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
694
00:30:23,413 --> 00:30:24,723
SHIT!
695
00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:26,787
HANDING YOUR ASS OVER TOO
WITHOUT A BULL IN FRONT OF YOU.
696
00:30:26,896 --> 00:30:28,066
OH, FUCK.
697
00:30:28,172 --> 00:30:30,342
OKAY, BRING THE BULLS.OKAY.
698
00:30:33,862 --> 00:30:35,382
ALL THE BEST.
699
00:30:35,482 --> 00:30:40,482
♪♪
700
00:30:40,586 --> 00:30:41,546
NO, NO, NO, DON'T TOUCH!
701
00:30:41,655 --> 00:30:42,785
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.
702
00:30:42,896 --> 00:30:48,516
♪♪
703
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:49,620
READY?
704
00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:51,664
[ WHISTLING ]HERE WE GO!
705
00:30:51,758 --> 00:30:58,338
♪♪
706
00:30:58,448 --> 00:31:00,998
I'M DOWN,
BUT BY NO MEANS OUT.
707
00:31:01,103 --> 00:31:02,413
I'VE BEEN IN FAST CARS,
FAST BIKES.
708
00:31:02,517 --> 00:31:05,407
EVEN 1,200 MILE-AN-HOUR
IN A JET.
709
00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:07,617
BUT THIS...IS THE ULTIMATE.
710
00:31:07,724 --> 00:31:11,104
FUCK ME. WHAT A RIDE,
ON THE BACK OF TWO BULLS.
711
00:31:11,206 --> 00:31:14,136
INDIA'S BEEN THE MAXIMUM
COUNTRY FOR ME.
712
00:31:14,241 --> 00:31:16,141
MAXIMUM SURPRISE,
713
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:19,281
MAXIMUM PEOPLE,
AND MAXIMUM FLAVOR.
714
00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,139
I'M RETURNING FROM KERALA
TO THE PLACE
715
00:31:21,241 --> 00:31:23,691
CALLED INDIA'S MAXIMUM CITY,
MUMBAI,
716
00:31:23,793 --> 00:31:26,933
WHERE MY ADVENTURE
REACHES ITS CLIMAX.
717
00:31:27,034 --> 00:31:29,664
I'VE HEARD THAT SOME
OF INDIA'S BEST COOKING
718
00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:33,758
HAPPENS NOT IN TOP RESTAURANTS
OR HOTELS BUT ON THE STREETS.
719
00:31:33,862 --> 00:31:36,762
26% OF INDIANS LIVE IN POVERTY.
720
00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:38,412
I CAN'T LEAVE INDIA
721
00:31:38,517 --> 00:31:40,337
WITHOUT DISCOVERING HOW
THE POOR EAT SO WELL
722
00:31:40,448 --> 00:31:42,858
ON SO LITTLE.
723
00:31:42,965 --> 00:31:44,925
SO WE'RE JUST ENTERING DHARAVI,
724
00:31:45,034 --> 00:31:47,314
AND IT'S THE LARGEST SLUM
IN ASIA.
725
00:31:47,413 --> 00:31:49,933
HOUSES OVER A MILLION PEOPLE.
726
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,834
"SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE"
WAS FILMED ON THE STREETS
727
00:31:51,931 --> 00:31:53,901
OF THE SPRAWLING DHARAVI SLUM.
728
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,860
ILLEGALLY BUILT, DHARAVI IS
THE MOST DENSELY POPULATED
729
00:31:56,965 --> 00:31:58,925
NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE WORLD.
730
00:31:59,034 --> 00:32:02,244
THIS MAY SEEM AN UNLIKELY SPOT
731
00:32:02,344 --> 00:32:04,524
TO FIND A CULINARY GENIUS,
BUT TODAY
732
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,550
I'M GOING TO HAVE
AN APPRENTICESHIP
733
00:32:06,655 --> 00:32:08,135
UNDER A GHETTO SUPERSTAR CHEF.
734
00:32:08,241 --> 00:32:10,931
HIS NAME'S MANI --
SAMBAR MANI IS HIS NICKNAME,
735
00:32:11,034 --> 00:32:12,314
HE'S GOT A BIG DO ON TONIGHT.
736
00:32:12,413 --> 00:32:14,793
HE'S QUITE GOOD AT THE MOST
AMAZING SAMBAR.
737
00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:17,206
SAMBAR IS LIKE
A SORT OF SAVORY,
738
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,720
SORT OF HOT MINESTRONE SOUP,
739
00:32:18,827 --> 00:32:22,717
AND SO TODAY I'M GOING TO BE
SHOWN HOW TO MAKE ONE PROPERLY.
740
00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:26,694
DAL IS A CURRY HOUSE FAVORITE
OF MINE,
741
00:32:26,793 --> 00:32:28,933
AND SAMBAR IS A VERSION OF IT,
A CHEAP STAPLE DISH
742
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,794
MADE WITH LENTILS AND VEG.
743
00:32:31,896 --> 00:32:34,276
MANI HAS ASKED ME TO HELP HIM
MAKE HIS FAMOUS SAMBAR
744
00:32:34,379 --> 00:32:36,719
FOR A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY
IN THE SLUM.
745
00:32:36,827 --> 00:32:39,517
SAMBAR MANI?YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, FINE, SIR!
746
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:41,550
HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
747
00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,305
MANI -- SAMBAR MANI.SAMBAR MANI.
748
00:32:43,413 --> 00:32:45,313
SAMBAR MANI, YES, SIR.OKAY, GOOD.
749
00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:47,723
WE HAVE A BIG DINNER TONIGHT.
750
00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:50,277
[ MAN TRANSLATING ]SMALL DINNER.
751
00:32:50,379 --> 00:32:51,999
ONE HUNDRED AND...Man: ABOUT ONE HUNDRED.
752
00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:53,763
OH, JESUS.
WHERE'S THE KITCHEN?
753
00:32:53,862 --> 00:32:57,382
RIGHT HERE, THIS IS.THIS IS THE KITCHEN.
754
00:32:57,482 --> 00:32:59,212
THIS IS THE KITCHEN?YES, SIR.
755
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,790
SO WE ARE SERIOUSLY
COOKING ON THE STREET?
756
00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:03,406
YEAH.
757
00:33:05,172 --> 00:33:06,722
EVEN THOUGH HIS KITCHEN
IS RUDIMENTARY,
758
00:33:06,827 --> 00:33:08,617
MANI IS A STICKLER
FOR DISCIPLINE
759
00:33:08,724 --> 00:33:11,214
AND EXPECTS HIS CHEFS TO WEAR
THE UNIFORM.
760
00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:16,380
[ MANI BARKING ORDERS ]
761
00:33:16,482 --> 00:33:17,902
MANI DOESN'T CARE WHO I AM.
762
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,660
TO HIM, I'M JUST A LOWLY COMMIS
CHEF IN A STREET KITCHEN,
763
00:33:20,758 --> 00:33:24,028
AND GOOD SAMBAR
IS A LABOR-INTENSIVE DISH.
764
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:27,237
[ SHOUTING ORDERS ]
765
00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:29,214
FIRST, I'M GOING TO MAKE
THE MASALA,
766
00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:31,310
OR SPICE MIX, FOR THE SAMBAR.
767
00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:34,829
AH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!
768
00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:37,931
MANI HAS HIS OWN SECRET BLEND
OF SPICES FOR THE MASALA,
769
00:33:38,034 --> 00:33:41,834
WHICH GIVE THE SAMBAR ITS
UNIQUE FLAVOR.
770
00:33:41,931 --> 00:33:43,761
THEY'VE STARTED TOASTING OFF
THE FENUGREEK SEEDS,
771
00:33:43,862 --> 00:33:46,032
THE YELLOW SPLIT PEAS,
CORIANDER, CURRY LEAVES,
772
00:33:46,137 --> 00:33:47,097
AND THEN THE CHILIES.
773
00:33:47,206 --> 00:33:48,826
AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO
GRIND IT,
774
00:33:48,931 --> 00:33:52,141
SO WE GOT THIS FRESH, FRAGRANT
MASALA BASE FOR THE SAMBAR.
775
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:54,898
Mani: AH, YEAH, YEAH.
776
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,380
IT'S AMAZING TO THINK
WE'RE IN THE PLACE
777
00:33:57,482 --> 00:33:59,412
WHERE THEY FILMED
"SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE," DHARAVI.
778
00:33:59,517 --> 00:34:01,717
COCONUT IN.GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
779
00:34:01,827 --> 00:34:04,517
SO THAT'S GOING TO
SWEETEN THE MASALA.
780
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:06,310
COCONUT IN
SOUTHERN INDIAN CUISINE
781
00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:08,723
IS PARAMOUNT -- IT'S LIKE OUR
POTATOES BACK IN THE U.K.,
782
00:34:08,827 --> 00:34:11,097
THEY PLAY THAT MUCH IMPORTANCE.
783
00:34:11,206 --> 00:34:12,546
Mani: MASALA FINISHED --
784
00:34:12,655 --> 00:34:14,235
NOW WE'RE GOING TO
COOK THE LENTILS.
785
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,004
YEAH, OKAY, GOOD.
786
00:34:16,103 --> 00:34:17,723
NOW WE BEGIN MAKING THE SAMBAR
ITSELF.
787
00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:20,207
Mani: THANK YOU, SIR!
788
00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:22,480
YEAH? LENTILS IN.
SO MUCH EFFORT AND CARE
789
00:34:22,586 --> 00:34:24,966
GOING INTO COOKING THIS FOOD,
IT'S ALMOST LIKE
790
00:34:25,068 --> 00:34:27,408
IT'S A FINE-DINING ASPECT,
BUT IT'S NOT,
791
00:34:27,517 --> 00:34:29,337
IT'S A VEGETARIAN DISH
IN THE MIDDLE OF A SLUM.
792
00:34:29,448 --> 00:34:30,588
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.
793
00:34:30,689 --> 00:34:33,689
NOW IT'S HOT.
AH, MANI?
794
00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:36,243
NOW IT'S VERY HOT.
AH?
795
00:34:36,344 --> 00:34:38,454
EVEN THOUGH MANI IS
A SUCCESSFUL CHEF,
796
00:34:38,551 --> 00:34:41,761
HE STILL LIVES IN A MAKESHIFT
TWO-ROOMED HOUSE.
797
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,522
HOW MANY HAS HE GOT
TO LOOK AFTER IN THE FAMILY?
798
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:44,690
HOW BIG IS THE FAMILY?
799
00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:46,173
Man: 12 PEOPLE
IN HIS FAMILY.
800
00:34:46,275 --> 00:34:48,685
12, THAT'S A LARGE FAMILY,
AND IS EVERYBODY LIVING HERE?
801
00:34:48,793 --> 00:34:50,103
YES, ALL OF THEM LIVE
IN THE SAME HOUSE.
802
00:34:50,206 --> 00:34:52,306
[ SPEAKING INDIAN LANGUAGE ]
803
00:34:52,413 --> 00:34:53,973
HE'LL KEEP ON WORKING
UNTIL HE CAN'T MOVE.
804
00:34:54,068 --> 00:34:55,658
I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE.
805
00:34:55,758 --> 00:34:57,138
HAPPY WITH MY CHOPPING?
806
00:34:57,241 --> 00:34:58,761
HAPPY, HAPPY CHOPPING.
807
00:35:01,275 --> 00:35:02,305
AH!
808
00:35:02,413 --> 00:35:03,553
Ramsay: ONION.
809
00:35:03,655 --> 00:35:04,995
IT'S OVER 30 DEGREES.
810
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,383
WE'RE NOW GOING UP A GEAR
TO FINISH THE SAMBAR.
811
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:09,902
JESUS CHRIST, I TELL YOU WHAT,
812
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,830
NEXT TIME
I WANT TO RUN A MARATHON,
813
00:35:11,931 --> 00:35:15,001
I'LL COME BACK TO MUMBAI
AND WORK IN THE SLUM FOR A DAY.
814
00:35:15,103 --> 00:35:16,593
PERFECT TRAINING.
815
00:35:16,689 --> 00:35:19,589
THIS KITCHEN IS LIKE
PICCADILLY CIRCUS.
816
00:35:19,689 --> 00:35:21,379
IT'S GETTING BUSY NOW, HUH?
817
00:35:21,482 --> 00:35:22,902
WHAT, IS IT TEA-TIME TRAFFIC?
818
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,240
SHIT.
819
00:35:24,344 --> 00:35:26,794
[ HONK ]
820
00:35:26,896 --> 00:35:28,206
NOW WE'RE GOING TO DO
THE MASALA PASTE?
821
00:35:28,310 --> 00:35:29,860
THIS IS HALF.
822
00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,785
PUTTING MY SPICY SAMBAR MASALA
IN IS CRUCIAL TO GET THIS DISH
823
00:35:32,896 --> 00:35:36,276
A DISTINCTLY DEEP FLAVOR.
824
00:35:36,379 --> 00:35:39,449
FINALLY, WE ADD THE LENTILS.
825
00:35:39,551 --> 00:35:41,481
IT SMELLS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.
826
00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:43,716
IT'S JUST BECOME
SO PERFUMED AND FRAGRANT.
827
00:35:43,827 --> 00:35:45,477
THANK YOU.
828
00:35:50,758 --> 00:35:52,588
THAT IS DELICIOUS.
829
00:35:52,689 --> 00:35:54,309
LOOK, HE KNOWS.
830
00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:56,143
DOESN'T HE, HUH?
HE KNOWS.
831
00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:59,761
ALL THIS FOR 10p A PORTION.
832
00:35:59,862 --> 00:36:02,452
THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO
BREATHE.
833
00:36:02,551 --> 00:36:05,031
THE BIRTHDAY GUESTS
HAVE ARRIVED.
834
00:36:05,137 --> 00:36:08,207
AND MANI AND I ARE SERVING.
835
00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:09,970
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
836
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:12,098
MY NAME IS GORDON. GORDON.
837
00:36:12,206 --> 00:36:13,686
GONI?GORDON!
838
00:36:13,793 --> 00:36:15,103
GORDON.THAT'S RIGHT.
839
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,896
THANK YOU.SIR, TWO?
840
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,620
ONE...TWO.
841
00:36:21,724 --> 00:36:25,144
SO WHAT DO THE GUESTS THINK?
842
00:36:25,241 --> 00:36:27,721
OH, IT WAS SOMETHING
VERY GREAT!
843
00:36:27,827 --> 00:36:30,617
FOR A FOREIGNER TO COME
AND PREPARE INDIAN FOOD!
844
00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:32,284
SOMETHING VERY,
VERY GREAT!
845
00:36:32,379 --> 00:36:33,789
AMAZING!
846
00:36:33,896 --> 00:36:36,586
GORDON RAMSAY'S SAMBAR
IS VERY GOOD.
847
00:36:36,689 --> 00:36:38,479
IT'S VERY GOOD, YUMMY.
848
00:36:38,586 --> 00:36:40,616
WE HOPE YOU WILL
BE HERE AGAIN.
849
00:36:40,724 --> 00:36:41,664
I'D LOVE TO COME BACK.
850
00:36:41,758 --> 00:36:43,448
IT WAS VERY DELICIOUS
851
00:36:43,551 --> 00:36:45,931
AND AMAZING
THAT A FOREIGNER PREPARED
852
00:36:46,034 --> 00:36:48,104
SUCH A DELICIOUS DINNER
FOR US.
853
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,896
LADIES, BEST WISHES.
GOOD NIGHT.
854
00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:55,072
[ GRUNTS ]
855
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:57,762
SUCCESSFUL!
THANK YOU.
856
00:36:57,862 --> 00:36:58,832
I THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING TO BE GOOD,
857
00:36:58,931 --> 00:36:59,831
BUT I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS
858
00:36:59,931 --> 00:37:01,341
GOING TO BE
THAT SPECTACULAR.
859
00:37:01,448 --> 00:37:03,758
[ TRANSLATING ]
860
00:37:03,862 --> 00:37:05,342
Mani: THANK YOU, SIR.
GOD BLESS --
861
00:37:05,448 --> 00:37:09,338
[ SPEAKING INDIAN LANGUAGE ]
862
00:37:09,448 --> 00:37:11,068
"WE ARE FRIENDS
TILL WE DIE."
863
00:37:11,172 --> 00:37:12,412
EXACTLY THAT.
864
00:37:12,517 --> 00:37:14,337
EXACTLY.
THANK YOU.
865
00:37:14,448 --> 00:37:16,098
IT'S BEEN
AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE.
866
00:37:16,206 --> 00:37:17,926
PLEASURE.
THANK YOU.
867
00:37:18,034 --> 00:37:19,384
MANI'S SLUMDOG SAMBAR
868
00:37:19,482 --> 00:37:21,592
IS THE ESSENCE OF GREAT
SOUTHERN INDIAN COOKERY.
869
00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:26,409
IT TASTES AMAZING
AND COSTS NEXT TO NOTHING.
870
00:37:26,517 --> 00:37:29,337
BEING HERE TODAY WAS
QUITE UNNERVING.
871
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,478
THEN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR
AND START
872
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:33,686
MELTING INTO THE STREET
IN A WAY THAT YOU --
873
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,483
YOU WORK HARD TO BE ACCEPTED
BY THEM.
874
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:36,686
THE MINUTE THEY SEE THAT,
875
00:37:36,793 --> 00:37:38,413
THEY CONNECT WITH YOU
STRAIGHTAWAY,
876
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:40,967
BECAUSE THEY ARE A NATION
877
00:37:41,068 --> 00:37:42,928
THAT ARE GRAFTERS,
AND SAMBAR MANI, WELL,
878
00:37:43,034 --> 00:37:45,794
YEAH, HE'S A CHEF,
A PASSIONATE,
879
00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:47,966
EXCITING, 50-YEAR-OLD CHEF
880
00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:51,378
THAT, YOU KNOW, KNOWS HIS SHIT,
BIG TIME.
881
00:37:51,482 --> 00:37:56,902
♪♪
882
00:38:12,482 --> 00:38:14,142
WHEN I BEGAN
MY INDIAN ADVENTURE,
883
00:38:14,241 --> 00:38:15,721
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK
CURRY.
884
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,897
BUT NOW I WANT TO
CHALLENGE MYSELF.
885
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,410
HAVE I LEARNED ENOUGH TO
COMPETE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL?
886
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:25,897
THERE IS A MAJOR DINNER
HAPPENING IN MUMBAI TONIGHT
887
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,830
WITH THE COUNTRY'S BEST CHEF.
888
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:31,861
IT'S AT THE TAJ MAHAL HOTEL,
AND I'VE GOT INTO THE KITCHEN
889
00:38:31,965 --> 00:38:34,545
TO COOK THE MAIN COURSE.
890
00:38:37,551 --> 00:38:40,691
THE TAJ HOTEL IS THE CHIC
LANDMARK BUILDING OF MUMBAI,
891
00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:42,833
WHICH, TRAGICALLY, IS WHY IT
WAS THE TARGET OF A VICIOUS
892
00:38:42,931 --> 00:38:44,901
TERRORIST OUTRAGE
JUST OVER A YEAR AGO.
893
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,380
31 GUESTS AND STAFF
WERE MURDERED.
894
00:38:50,068 --> 00:38:51,478
I CAN'T THINK OF
A MORE FITTING PLACE
895
00:38:51,586 --> 00:38:53,786
TO COME BACK AND HAVE
MY FINAL DINNER
896
00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:55,066
THAN THIS UNIQUE BUILDING.
897
00:38:55,172 --> 00:38:56,452
CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THE CHEF.
898
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,591
I KNOW HE LOST SEVERAL MEMBERS
OF HIS TEAM
899
00:38:58,689 --> 00:39:00,409
THROUGHOUT THOSE
TERRORIST ATTACKS,
900
00:39:00,517 --> 00:39:02,337
AND, YEAH, QUITE NERVOUS REALLY.
901
00:39:02,448 --> 00:39:05,028
I JUST WANT TO PUT MY HEAD DOWN
AND GRAFT.
902
00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:07,407
THANK YOU.
903
00:39:07,517 --> 00:39:10,967
HEMANT OBEROI, EXECUTIVE CHEF
AT THE TAJ, IS INDIA'S
904
00:39:11,068 --> 00:39:14,408
MOST INFLUENTIAL CHEF --
HE'S COOKED FOR EVERYONE,
905
00:39:14,517 --> 00:39:17,897
FROM PRINCE CHARLES
TO BILL CLINTON.
906
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,030
THERE ARE 25 HIGH SOCIETY
GUESTS COMING TONIGHT,
907
00:39:21,137 --> 00:39:24,757
AND FOR CHEF OBEROI,
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT.
908
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,662
Oberoi: WE SHOULD BE GIVING
ONLY THE BEST.
909
00:39:26,758 --> 00:39:28,998
IF YOU ARE A GOOD CHEF,
YOU SHOULD BE GIVING THE BEST.
910
00:39:29,103 --> 00:39:31,903
THERE'S NO PLACE FOR
SECOND-BEST TODAY.
911
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,690
CHEF OBEROI DOESN'T CARE THAT
I'M NEW TO INDIAN CUISINE.
912
00:39:35,793 --> 00:39:39,103
HE'S TRUSTING ME
TO DELIVER THE GOODS.
913
00:39:39,206 --> 00:39:41,166
AND I WANT TO COOK A DISH THAT
DOES JUSTICE
914
00:39:41,275 --> 00:39:42,925
TO MY CULINARY ADVENTURES
IN INDIA.
915
00:39:43,034 --> 00:39:46,074
I'VE DECIDED
ON AN AMBITIOUS FISH DISH
916
00:39:46,172 --> 00:39:48,902
USING THE DELICIOUS KARIMEEN
I DISCOVERED IN KERALA.
917
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,280
I DIDN'T REALIZE, I THOUGHT
IT WAS 3:00 --
918
00:39:52,379 --> 00:39:54,449
IT'S 4:00,
SO TO THINK THEY'RE ARRIVING
919
00:39:54,551 --> 00:39:57,971
IN THREE HOURS' TIME AND I'VE
GOT FUCK ALL DONE...
920
00:39:58,068 --> 00:39:59,688
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE
A VERY SIMPLE FISH STOCK.
921
00:39:59,793 --> 00:40:02,103
OKAY? REALLY, REALLY SIMPLE.
THE LEGEND HAS ARRIVED.
922
00:40:02,206 --> 00:40:04,756
HOW ARE YOU, SIR?HOW ARE YOU?
923
00:40:04,862 --> 00:40:06,522
YOU'VE BEEN IN
MEETINGS ALL DAY?
924
00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:07,970
HOW ARE YOU?VERY WELL, THANK YOU.
925
00:40:08,068 --> 00:40:09,168
VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE.
926
00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:10,825
I'M HERE TO STEAL AS
MANY RECIPES AS POSSIBLE.
927
00:40:10,931 --> 00:40:13,171
ALL RIGHT.
928
00:40:13,275 --> 00:40:16,335
THIS IS NO COMPETITION,
BUT WHEN YOU GET TWO BIG EGOS
929
00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:19,278
IN ONE KITCHEN, THERE'S BOUND
TO BE A BIT OF RIVALRY.
930
00:40:19,379 --> 00:40:23,619
CHEF OBEROI IS MAKING
A CRAB STARTER,
931
00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:27,034
AND HE'S KEEPING A KEEN EYE
ON WHAT I'M DOING.
932
00:40:27,137 --> 00:40:29,827
SO, CORIANDER, STAR ANISE,
AND VANILLA, YES?
933
00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:33,691
FIRST, I'M COOKING A FISH STOCK
FOR A VANILLA SAUCE.
934
00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:36,103
Oberoi: HE'S MAKING
THE INDIAN FLAVORS
935
00:40:36,206 --> 00:40:37,926
IN THE TYPICAL WESTERN WAY --
936
00:40:38,034 --> 00:40:40,664
HE'S MAKING A STOCK,
HE'S MAKING THE FUME.
937
00:40:40,758 --> 00:40:43,518
HE'S A GOOD CHEF AND HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S DOING.
938
00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:45,720
I'VE A RADICAL IDEA --
939
00:40:45,827 --> 00:40:48,477
TO FILLET THE BONY KARIMEEN
AND COOK IT THREE WAYS.
940
00:40:48,586 --> 00:40:49,926
SLIGHTLY KAMIKAZE, BUT, HEY.
941
00:40:50,034 --> 00:40:52,524
SO THE IDEA
FOR THE FIRST ONE IS,
942
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:55,620
LINING THEM WITH A FRESHWATER
PRAWN MOUSSE
943
00:40:55,724 --> 00:40:58,524
AND THEN A REALLY DELICIOUS
FISH STOCK,
944
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:01,790
A LIGHT ONE,
WITH VANILLA AND THE CORIANDER.
945
00:41:01,896 --> 00:41:03,996
AND THE SECOND ONE WOULD BE...
946
00:41:04,103 --> 00:41:06,793
PLAYING TO THE STRENGTHS
IN MUMBAI,
947
00:41:06,896 --> 00:41:08,686
OVER A RED CURRY,
AND THEN THE THIRD ONE,
948
00:41:08,793 --> 00:41:11,313
I'M GOING TO TRY AND DO A REALLY
NICE, LIGHT, CRISPY BATTER.
949
00:41:11,413 --> 00:41:13,663
MARINATE THE FISH FIRST,
A LITTLE BIT OF TURMERIC.
950
00:41:15,965 --> 00:41:17,825
THERE'S A LOT
RIDING ON THIS DINNER.
951
00:41:17,931 --> 00:41:19,901
THE TAJ HAS BEEN RESTORED
TO ITS FORMER GLORY.
952
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,550
IT WAS DESTROYED IN THE ATTACK,
953
00:41:21,655 --> 00:41:25,205
BUT THE HOTEL BRAVELY REOPENED
JUST A MONTH AFTERWARDS.
954
00:41:26,413 --> 00:41:28,623
FUCK ME, WE'RE IN THE SHIT.
955
00:41:31,413 --> 00:41:33,213
IN MY ATTEMPT TO IMPRESS
CHEF OBEROI,
956
00:41:33,310 --> 00:41:35,280
I THINK I MAY HAVE BITTEN OFF
MORE THAN I CAN CHEW HERE.
957
00:41:35,379 --> 00:41:38,829
I'M STRUGGLING WITH
MY FISH BATTER.
958
00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:40,341
THE BATTER'S NOT CRISPY ENOUGH,
959
00:41:40,448 --> 00:41:42,788
THE FRYER'S NOT HOT ENOUGH,
THE BATTER IS TOO LIGHT.
960
00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:44,166
SO IT'S GOING TO BE
SOFT AS SHIT.
961
00:41:44,275 --> 00:41:46,515
RED CURRY -- I WANT THIS TO
BECOME REALLY NICE
962
00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:48,930
AND SORT OF AUTHENTIC.
963
00:41:49,034 --> 00:41:50,794
LOTS OF FRESH TOMATOES,
964
00:41:50,896 --> 00:41:53,716
AND LOTS OF CHILI,
LOTS OF GARLIC,
965
00:41:53,827 --> 00:41:55,827
AND THEN, WITH THE END FILLET,
WE TRY --
966
00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:58,621
AND WHY THE FUCK DID I DECIDE TO
COOK THIS THREE WAYS?
967
00:41:58,724 --> 00:41:59,974
I DON'T KNOW.
968
00:42:00,068 --> 00:42:01,588
SLAP IT THROUGH THE BATTER,
FRY IT,
969
00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:04,969
AND SERVE IT WITH THE OKRA.
970
00:42:05,068 --> 00:42:07,208
WHO TURNED
THE FUCKING FRYER OFF?
971
00:42:07,310 --> 00:42:10,550
THAT'S ALL I NEED.
972
00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:12,025
Oberoi:
I HOPE HE'S GETTING READY.
973
00:42:12,137 --> 00:42:13,547
IT'S ALMOST, LIKE, 5:00.
974
00:42:13,655 --> 00:42:16,515
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STARTED
A LITTLE EARLIER.
975
00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:20,310
I'M SURE TWO HOURS -- AND HE'S
GOT ONLY A FISH DISH.
976
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:22,723
AND FISH DOESN'T TAKE TIME.
977
00:42:22,827 --> 00:42:27,237
I SUPPOSE ALL THE EXCITEMENT,
ALL THE ANXIETY,
978
00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:30,284
ALL THE EXPERIENCE
IS GOING TO BE EXPLODING
979
00:42:30,379 --> 00:42:32,069
THREE WAYS ONTO ONE PLATE.
980
00:42:32,172 --> 00:42:33,662
SO IF I GO OUT,
981
00:42:33,758 --> 00:42:35,688
I WANT TO GO OUT ON A HIGH.
982
00:42:35,793 --> 00:42:38,033
WE'RE HERE WITH ONE OF THE BEST
CHEFS IN THE COUNTRY.
983
00:42:38,137 --> 00:42:39,547
I'M NOT HERE TO MATCH HIM,
984
00:42:39,655 --> 00:42:41,785
I'M HERE TO SHOW HIM
WHAT I'VE LEARNT.
985
00:42:41,896 --> 00:42:43,896
THAT'S THE SECRET.
986
00:42:46,758 --> 00:42:49,758
AT THIS DINNER ARE
THE CREME DE LA CREME
987
00:42:49,862 --> 00:42:51,862
OF MUMBAI SOCIETY.
988
00:42:51,965 --> 00:42:55,615
BOLLYWOOD ACTORS...
989
00:42:55,724 --> 00:43:00,004
SOCIALITES...
990
00:43:00,103 --> 00:43:03,693
AND THE MAHARAJAH
OF UDAIPUR.
991
00:43:03,793 --> 00:43:07,033
AS SERVICE LOOMS, THE PRESSURE
IS GETTING TO ME.
992
00:43:07,137 --> 00:43:08,717
ARE WE GOING STRAIGHT
AFTER THE CRAB?
993
00:43:08,827 --> 00:43:10,827
YOU'RE AFTER THE CRAB.AFTER THE CRAB, YEAH.
994
00:43:10,931 --> 00:43:13,071
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE SENT ALL
THE CRAB, THANK YOU, SIR.
995
00:43:13,172 --> 00:43:15,792
EXCELLENT. DON'T DROP ME
IN THE SHIT NOW, PLEASE, HUH?
996
00:43:15,896 --> 00:43:18,236
COME ON, I'M NOT AS FAST
AS YOU, I'M GETTING OLD.
997
00:43:18,344 --> 00:43:21,484
I'M OLDER THAN YOU,
DON'T WORRY.
998
00:43:25,655 --> 00:43:28,475
AFTER A LAST-MINUTE SCRAMBLE,
MY COMPLEX KARIMEEN DISH
999
00:43:28,586 --> 00:43:29,786
HAS FINALLY COME TOGETHER.
1000
00:43:29,896 --> 00:43:34,066
I USE AN OLD TRICK TO SORT OUT
MY SOGGY BATTER.
1001
00:43:34,172 --> 00:43:35,662
THAT'S MUCH BETTER --
NICE AND CRISPY NOW.
1002
00:43:35,758 --> 00:43:38,518
IT NEEDED A BOTTLE OF BEER IN
THERE, GOOD OLD ENGLISH STYLE.
1003
00:43:40,931 --> 00:43:42,661
OVER.
1004
00:43:42,758 --> 00:43:45,278
IN TERMS OF, UM,
THREE INDIVIDUAL TASTES,
1005
00:43:45,379 --> 00:43:49,169
DRAWING ON KERALA, DRAWING
ON MUMBAI, AND DRAWING
1006
00:43:49,275 --> 00:43:51,785
A LITTLE BIT OF ENGLISH THERE
WITH THE BEER BATTER.
1007
00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:54,276
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
THAT'S ONE PUT TOGETHER.
1008
00:43:54,379 --> 00:43:55,999
LET'S SEE HOW THEY FUCKING
GET ON WITH 25 PORTIONS.
1009
00:43:56,103 --> 00:43:58,973
CHEF? GOING TO BE
ABOUT 10 MORE MINUTES
1010
00:43:59,068 --> 00:44:00,068
WHEN THEY WILL SIT DOWN.
1011
00:44:00,172 --> 00:44:01,792
OKAY, 10 MORE MINUTES,
OKAY, GREAT.
1012
00:44:01,896 --> 00:44:03,306
YEAH.
1013
00:44:03,413 --> 00:44:05,553
OKAY, HERE WE GO, BINGO.
1014
00:44:05,655 --> 00:44:10,855
♪♪
1015
00:44:10,965 --> 00:44:14,995
JUST ENOUGH TIME TO CHECK UP ON
CHEF OBEROI FOR A CHANGE.
1016
00:44:15,103 --> 00:44:18,523
BUT JUST HOW MANY CHEFS
HAS HE GOT HELPING HIM?
1017
00:44:19,413 --> 00:44:22,003
[ RAMSAY COUNTING RAPIDLY ]
1018
00:44:22,103 --> 00:44:23,103
Oberoi: YOU NEED MORE?
1019
00:44:23,206 --> 00:44:24,656
NO, NO, I'M FINE
WITH MY TWO GUYS.
1020
00:44:24,758 --> 00:44:26,828
22 AND I'VE GOT 2,
IT'S GREAT, YEAH.
1021
00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,211
IT'S NICE, THERE'S MORE CHEFS
THAN CUSTOMERS. LOVELY.
1022
00:44:29,310 --> 00:44:36,860
♪♪
1023
00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:39,785
24 CHEFS COOKING FOR
21 CUSTOMERS,
1024
00:44:39,896 --> 00:44:41,406
SO, ONE, TWO, THREE, YEAH?
1025
00:44:41,517 --> 00:44:43,237
WE'VE GOT TO COME OUT
ON TOP, YES?
1026
00:44:43,344 --> 00:44:45,524
NEVER BE INTIMIDATED
BY THE OPPOSITION.
1027
00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:47,620
AT THE LAST MINUTE,
I'M STEAMING THE KARIMEEN
1028
00:44:47,724 --> 00:44:49,144
TO GO WITH MY VANILLA SAUCE.
1029
00:44:49,241 --> 00:44:51,591
JUST GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL
COOKING THE FISH,
1030
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,659
TIMING'S GOT TO BE
ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL.
1031
00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:55,478
THE FISH IS DONE THREE WAYS.
1032
00:44:55,586 --> 00:44:57,856
TEMPURA GOES IN
AT THE LAST MINUTE,
1033
00:44:57,965 --> 00:45:00,715
AND MAKE SURE WE STEAM THESE
VERY GENTLY.
1034
00:45:03,344 --> 00:45:06,454
PUT EIGHT IN THERE, QUICK,
AND THEN TILT THE PAN, OKAY?
1035
00:45:06,551 --> 00:45:08,661
OFF YOU GO.
1036
00:45:10,689 --> 00:45:12,209
FUCK ME.
1037
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,310
AS SOON AS THIS
DELICATE FISH IS READY,
1038
00:45:14,413 --> 00:45:15,593
IT MUST GO STRAIGHT OUT.
1039
00:45:15,689 --> 00:45:17,659
LIFT THE PLATE UP
AND PUT IT IN HIS HANDS.
1040
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,408
CURRY LEAVES ON, PLEASE.
1041
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,407
I GET THE FEELING
CHEF OBEROI IS ENJOYING THIS.
1042
00:45:22,517 --> 00:45:24,787
GENTLY, GENTLY, GENTLY.
1043
00:45:24,896 --> 00:45:26,926
GENTLY, GO.
1044
00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:29,384
NO! TWO PLATES, MAXIMUM!
1045
00:45:29,482 --> 00:45:31,792
THANK YOU.
THREE FUCKING TIMES!
1046
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,236
KEEP THE PLATES STRAIGHT,
PLEASE, YEAH?
1047
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:40,337
MY GREAT ESCAPE ADVENTURE
IS ALL ON THIS ONE DISH.
1048
00:45:43,517 --> 00:45:47,407
I'VE NEVER WANTED A RECIPE TO
SUCCEED AS MUCH AS THIS ONE.
1049
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,900
YOU KNOW, YOU PUT YOUR BALLS
ON THE LINE,
1050
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,720
YOU PICK UP ON WHAT THEY'RE
DOING AND YOU LEARN QUICKLY,
1051
00:45:58,827 --> 00:46:00,337
THEN YOU WANT
TO COMPETE WITH THEM.
1052
00:46:00,448 --> 00:46:02,928
AND SO, SHOULD I HAVE
1053
00:46:03,034 --> 00:46:05,624
KEPT IT SIMPLE
AND WRAPPED IT IN A BANANA LEAF
1054
00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:07,384
AND TAKEN THE EASY ROUTE?
1055
00:46:07,482 --> 00:46:08,902
NO.
THAT'S NOT ME.
1056
00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:12,174
Man: THIS IS VERY, VERY GOOD.
1057
00:46:12,275 --> 00:46:15,785
IT'S VERY TYPICAL OF KERALA,
AND I THINK IT'S FABULOUS.
1058
00:46:15,896 --> 00:46:17,966
Woman: BATTER FRY?
VERY BRITISH.
1059
00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:20,658
I LIKE THAT. I'VE GOT THE
BRITISH IN ME, SO I LOVED IT.
1060
00:46:20,758 --> 00:46:24,308
VERY SUBTLE,
BUT IT'S CERTAINLY PRESENT,
1061
00:46:24,413 --> 00:46:25,833
THE SOUTH INDIAN FLAVOR.
1062
00:46:25,931 --> 00:46:27,931
I LIKE WHAT I'M EATING,
WHATEVER IT IS.
1063
00:46:28,034 --> 00:46:29,454
IT IS WONDERFUL.
1064
00:46:29,551 --> 00:46:32,171
I'M OLD AND DEAF -- SPEAK UP.
1065
00:46:32,275 --> 00:46:33,855
I THOUGHT THAT,
FOR A FOOTBALLER,
1066
00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:35,995
HE COOKS BEAUTIFULLY.
1067
00:46:36,103 --> 00:46:39,243
I THINK IT'S A GOOD EFFORT.
1068
00:46:39,344 --> 00:46:42,174
BUT IS MY CULINARY MENTOR,
RASHMI, IMPRESSED?
1069
00:46:42,275 --> 00:46:43,685
Rashmi: WHAT IS AMAZING IS THAT
1070
00:46:43,793 --> 00:46:47,313
HE'S MANAGED TO DISTILL
THE FLAVORS OF SOUTH INDIA
1071
00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:52,933
AND YET PUT IN HIS OWN TYPICAL
GORDON RAMSAY'S TWIST.
1072
00:46:53,034 --> 00:46:56,934
WOW, WHAT
A BEAUTIFUL ROOM, HUH?
1073
00:46:57,034 --> 00:46:58,314
[ APPLAUSE ]
1074
00:46:58,413 --> 00:47:01,343
EXCELLENT.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1075
00:47:01,448 --> 00:47:03,788
FIRST OF ALL,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
1076
00:47:03,896 --> 00:47:06,236
I COULDN'T THINK
OF A MORE FITTING PLACE
1077
00:47:06,344 --> 00:47:10,174
TO CONFIRM HOW EXQUISITE
YOUR CUISINE IS.
1078
00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:12,095
SO A BIG "THANK YOU" TO CHEF.
1079
00:47:12,206 --> 00:47:14,026
THE TEAM HAS BEEN AMAZING.
1080
00:47:14,137 --> 00:47:15,967
CONGRATULATIONS --
A PHENOMENAL HOTEL,
1081
00:47:16,068 --> 00:47:18,098
AND IT'S BACK AS NUMBER ONE.
1082
00:47:18,206 --> 00:47:19,616
THANK YOU.BRILLIANT.
1083
00:47:19,724 --> 00:47:22,554
THE TIME'S COME FOR ME TO SAY
GOODBYE TO A COUNTRY
1084
00:47:22,655 --> 00:47:24,785
I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH.
1085
00:47:24,896 --> 00:47:26,786
BEING HERE
FOR THIS LENGTH OF TIME
1086
00:47:26,896 --> 00:47:30,136
HAS REALLY HELPED TO --
NOT JUST RENEW
1087
00:47:30,241 --> 00:47:32,861
MY PASSION WITH INDIAN FOOD,
1088
00:47:32,965 --> 00:47:35,655
BUT IT'S MADE ME --
IT'S MADE ME THINK MORE,
1089
00:47:35,758 --> 00:47:37,928
BECAUSE IT HAS
AN AMAZING EFFECT --
1090
00:47:38,034 --> 00:47:40,414
NOT JUST THE FOOD AND THE
INGREDIENTS, BUT THE PEOPLE.
1091
00:47:42,862 --> 00:47:45,032
IT'S BEEN A HOT, HECTIC,
HELL OF A RIDE
1092
00:47:45,137 --> 00:47:47,337
THROUGH THIS ADDICTIVE COUNTRY.
1093
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:51,308
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!
1094
00:47:51,413 --> 00:47:53,343
AH!
1095
00:47:55,344 --> 00:47:57,554
THIS IS THE HEAVEN'S KITCHEN.
1096
00:47:57,655 --> 00:48:00,205
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
1097
00:48:00,310 --> 00:48:01,620
RIGHT, WHO'S PISSED HIM OFF?
1098
00:48:01,724 --> 00:48:03,244
WHOA!
1099
00:48:03,344 --> 00:48:04,694
DON'T FUCKING SHOOT!
1100
00:48:04,793 --> 00:48:05,833
GORDON, COME BACK, COME BACK!
1101
00:48:05,931 --> 00:48:07,861
WE NEED YOU.
WE NEED TO DIG THE DITCH.
1102
00:48:07,965 --> 00:48:09,995
YOU JUST NEED TO BEND YOUR BACK
A LITTLE MORE.
1103
00:48:10,103 --> 00:48:12,243
HEH...
1104
00:48:12,344 --> 00:48:14,554
SHE'S OFF HER TROLLEY!
1105
00:48:14,655 --> 00:48:16,785
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1106
00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:20,336
DANGEROUS?
FUCKING MAD! MAD!
1107
00:48:21,793 --> 00:48:25,033
MMM.
THAT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS.
1108
00:48:25,137 --> 00:48:27,207
THE EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN
FUCKING AMAZING.
1109
00:48:27,310 --> 00:48:30,210
LEARNING AGAIN -- THAT'S BEEN
THE HUGE EXCITEMENT.
1110
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:31,340
AM I GONNA DO ANYTHING
DIFFERENTLY
1111
00:48:31,448 --> 00:48:32,928
WHEN I GET BACK HOME?
YEAH.
1112
00:48:33,034 --> 00:48:34,454
BLOODY RIGHT I WILL.
1113
00:48:34,551 --> 00:48:36,101
I WON'T PHONE UP
FOR TAKE-AWAY.
1114
00:48:36,206 --> 00:48:38,786
I'LL MAKE IT!
THANK YOU.
1115
00:48:38,896 --> 00:48:41,026
EXCELLENT. LET'S GO.
1116
00:48:42,862 --> 00:48:46,002
MUMBAI AIRPORT, PLEASE.
DOES THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?
1117
00:48:46,103 --> 00:48:55,973
♪♪
1118
00:48:56,068 --> 00:49:05,968
♪♪
1119
00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:15,928
♪♪
1120
00:49:16,034 --> 00:49:26,004
♪♪
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