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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,169 I want you so bad, baby. 2 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,648 I can see that. 3 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:54,739 Who'�s there? 4 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:57,394 No one'�s here, baby. 5 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,004 No one'�s here. 6 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,397 No reason to stop what you'�re doing. 7 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,791 No, I don'�t like it. I feel weird. 8 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,968 All right, I got a super idea. 9 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:08,797 It'�s gonna make you freak out. Come on. 10 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:09,798 Okay. 11 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:34,649 Been saving this baby for you, baby. 12 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,738 Double trouble, lover. 13 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:45,573 Yeah. 14 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:56,061 What the fuck? 15 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:57,149 Please, no! 16 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,025 No! Please! Please! 17 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,211 Hey, lovers, I thought I told you 18 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,345 not to fuck up my weekend with your ugly-ass faces. 19 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:03,868 Dude, we'�re not gonna miss our own grad 20 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,870 '�cause you say so, dick. 21 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,219 Nice guitar, man. 22 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,873 Yo, I can'�t believe this. 23 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,179 Our last weekend together, 24 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,659 and I have to listen to this shit? 25 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,138 You guys know you suck, right? 26 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,792 Put the guitar down, Phil. 27 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:15,837 Or what, man? 28 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,752 Or nothing, man. 29 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,972 Why do you have to be such a fucking douche all the time? 30 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:23,018 What'�d you call me, Chip? 31 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:26,282 It'�s Chad. God, what did we ever do to you? 32 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,762 Music sucks. 33 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,067 Kick his ass! 34 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,939 Yeah, kick his ass, Phil! 35 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:33,637 Kick his ass! Kick his ass, kick his ass! 36 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:37,075 Pick on someone your own size, Phil. 37 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:39,904 There'�s nobody my size, princess. 38 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:41,602 Let him go, Phil, 39 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:44,082 or I'�ll tell everyone about your ugly, 40 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:47,172 tiny, malformed, wart-infested, limp dick. 41 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,262 Oh, shit, is this thing on? 42 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,178 Later, assholes. 43 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:54,832 We did it, bitches! 44 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,835 Valley Hills fuckin'� High, Class of 2018! 45 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,841 All right, everyone, listen up. 46 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,931 The grad committee, headed by none other than moi, 47 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:09,978 have worked hard to make this a weekend to die for. 48 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,415 Head right to the slides or check out the motel. 49 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:13,590 But don'�t forget. 50 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,810 The bonfire starts at sundown, 51 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,247 and we'�re getting live music by The Blades! 52 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,901 '�80s style. Fuck yeah! 53 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:23,774 Cringe! 54 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,123 Remember... 55 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:28,083 partying here'�s a tradition since 1988. 56 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:31,303 Can we not fuck it up for the future alumni? 57 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,001 It'�s all about the three C'�s, people: 58 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:36,613 courtesy, control and consent. 59 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,224 All right, people, let'�s get lit! 60 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:40,878 - Whoo! - Yeah! 61 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:01,437 It'�s exactly what they said. Six feet. 62 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,483 Look at this. 63 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,094 This is our big stage? 64 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:13,449 Better than the stage at your high school, I bet. 65 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,320 Holy shit. You scared me, dude. 66 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,670 Just trying to be friendly. 67 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:19,368 Welcome to Wet Valley Water Park. 68 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:22,153 I'�m Conrad Carter. I make everything work here. 69 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,678 All by yourself? How old are you, man? 70 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,506 You wanna find out, kid? 71 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,987 Hey, I hope you guys aren'�t gonna be playing 72 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:32,642 any of that electronic dance shit tonight. 73 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:36,211 Nah, we'�re gonna be playing hits from the 1980s. 74 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,299 Probably your favorite. 75 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,649 Really? The '�80s? 76 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,478 I was here opening day, summer of '�84. 77 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,654 This park used to be something back then. 78 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,264 Go! 79 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:18,819 It was alive. 80 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:21,125 Really? That'�s not what I heard. 81 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:24,564 Didn'�t people die here? The Wet Valley Murders. 82 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,261 Murder? 83 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:29,046 Come on, kid. Accidents happen, huh? 84 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:33,050 Okay, so you'�re saying nobody died? 85 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:36,227 Dying and being murdered are not the same thing 86 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,968 is all I'�m saying. 87 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,883 - Dark, dude. - Don'�t get me wrong. 88 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:43,234 I'�m riding high. This is the best weekend of the year. 89 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,628 Listen, you guys need anything else, 90 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,195 just give me a holler. 91 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,501 Power'�s over there by the machine room. 92 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,808 And have a good show tonight. 93 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,636 Keep your head on straight. 94 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,203 Why? 95 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,466 Well, once in a while, 96 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,599 things can get a little bent around here. 97 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,048 Good morning, ladies! 98 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,354 For the past 12 years, 99 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:19,401 Wet Valley'�s Water Park annual car wash 100 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:20,881 has become a tradition. 101 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,666 Each year, we raise thousands of dollars 102 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:27,844 and send two lucky graduates to Europe. 103 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,324 Who wants to go to Paris? 104 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,633 Ooh! This car is so dirty. 105 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,157 Let'�s get washing, ladies. 106 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:08,624 Kim! 107 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:10,887 Kim! 108 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,106 Where'�s Kimberly? 109 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,021 Tom, you should be at the slides. 110 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,023 - Don'�t tell me what to do. Kim! - Stop! 111 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,546 Where is she, Priscilla? 112 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,374 Who knows, who cares? 113 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,898 Get out. 114 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,726 Whatever. 115 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:44,051 Kim! Wow. 116 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,357 So you did it. 117 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,445 Did what? 118 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,491 Graduate, moron. 119 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,146 Oh, yeah. Yeah, barely. 120 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,497 You still play? 121 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,412 Yep, yep, still do. 122 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,111 Obviously. 123 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:06,464 So what you doing here? 124 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,031 I mean, is your school partying here too? 125 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,598 Oh, no, I work here. 126 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,948 Yeah, I didn'�t go to another school 127 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,689 when I ditched Valley Hills. 128 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,560 It'�s just not really my thing right now, you know? 129 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:16,736 It'�s cool. 130 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,436 I'�m really glad to see you. I missed the time- 131 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,654 Missed what? 132 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,093 Oh, Tommy, hey, this is Josh. 133 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,617 He'�s an old friend from school. 134 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,314 Tommy. I manage this place. 135 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,489 You must be proud? 136 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,364 Babe, I'�m hungry. 137 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:45,547 Dude, she'�s hot as fuck. 138 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,810 Shut up, Slim. 139 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:51,553 I think I'�m hungry too. You guys in, huh? 140 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,773 Hey, Michael, it'�s me your son. 141 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,079 You know I'�m graduating today, right? 142 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,342 Well, if you care to, you can show up at school at one. 143 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,475 Otherwise, I'�ll be at the old Wet Valley Park 144 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,259 for the weekend. 145 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,566 I'�m also playing music tonight with The Blades. 146 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,655 It'�d be cool if maybe you'�d show up. 147 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,069 Fuck you, Baywatch! 148 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,681 Kim, I'�m shutting it down. 149 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,857 Two fuckers are coming down with a bottle. 150 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,380 What? 151 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,065 You have to wear my glasses. 152 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,240 Oh. 153 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,769 Ooh. 154 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,648 Who wouldn'�t want a piece of that? 155 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,347 Damn. Hot as fuck. Who is she? 156 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,132 Priscilla Wilkinson. 157 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,134 Graduate class of Valley Hills '�92. 158 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,005 So you guys went to school together? 159 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,094 Yo, shut the hell up, man. 160 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,835 No, seriously, Phil. 161 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,272 For how many years now you'�ve been trying to graduate? 162 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,405 He can'�t count that high. 163 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,015 - Yo. - Fuck! 164 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,975 There are no more teachers to protect you, dick. 165 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,628 When you least suspect it, I'�ll be right behind you. 166 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,979 Right where you like to be. 167 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,938 Do you wanna die? 168 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,420 - Fuck. - Oh, my God. 169 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:02,814 I heard she chooses one guy every year. 170 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,991 A guy? To do what? 171 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:08,298 To fuck. 172 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,213 Have sex, you idiot. 173 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,302 What, you live under a rock? 174 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,304 She'�s The End. 175 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,089 The End? 176 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,439 The tag in the second floor bathroom, that'�s her? 177 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:22,530 Yeah. The road to virginity ends in The End. 178 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,619 Oh, my God. No way. You'�re still a virgin? 179 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,100 Me? No way. 180 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,624 Fuck, dude. 181 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,235 Would a virgin do this? 182 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,983 Hello? 183 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,725 Hi, Michael. 184 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,162 Just making sure you'�re dying to see me. 185 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,685 8:00 still good? 186 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,861 - Yeah, definitely. - Okay. 187 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,515 Bye now. 188 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,343 Bye. 189 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,548 Hello. Hey, it'�s me. 190 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:25,854 Hey, baby. 191 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:26,811 What are you girls doing? 192 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:27,856 I'�m almost done. 193 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,205 I can'�t wait to see ya. 194 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,598 Come play with me. 195 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,165 - Mm, I miss ya. - I know. 196 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,557 Anyway, I'�m running late. 197 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,472 Some idiot cracked his skull open, 198 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,344 and there'�s blood everywhere. 199 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,086 Shut up, guys! I'�m on the phone. 200 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,652 I'�m sorry, baby. 201 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,393 Yeah, so I'�m still busy, honey. 202 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,134 I wanna be with you. 203 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,092 Well, it'�s just gonna have to wait a bit. 204 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,267 I gotta run, baby. 205 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,008 Love you, baby. 206 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,661 - Bye. - Bye. 207 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,752 Let'�s party! 208 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,675 Every fuckin'� year, Wilkinson. 209 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,243 Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Doctor. 210 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,550 Okay, can you just get them out of here, please? 211 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:12,031 Oh, and I got some free passes for Wet Valley. 212 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,995 Brad, can you get back up there, please? 213 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,476 Hurry up, man. How long is this gonna take? 214 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:28,873 Hey, Paul, do you think we should drain the pool? 215 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,919 No, no, no, fuck no. Do not drain the pool, okay? 216 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,095 Just get it done. Party on. 217 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,533 Party on. 218 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,426 Hey, Thomas. 219 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,341 It'�s just Tommy. 220 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,734 What do you want? What was it- Chip? 221 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,954 It'�s Chad. 222 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,956 We can'�t figure out the mixing board 223 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,479 and speakers by the stage. 224 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,220 I'�m busy. Conrad will help you dicks. 225 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,092 He said you would. 226 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,050 Something about the breakers or- I don'�t know. 227 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,792 Yeah, we need to do a sound check like now. 228 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:22,231 Come on, man, just help us out. 229 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,327 You have five minutes, assholes. 230 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,722 I'�ll see you at the office. 231 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,999 Josh, if Tommy sees you, he'�ll kill us. 232 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,002 Not if I kill him first. 233 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,830 God, I missed you. 234 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,052 Come, come. 235 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,361 I'�m sorry about everything. 236 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:09,191 It'�s not your fault. You know that, right? 237 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,716 I'�m sorry I scared you. I didn'�t know where you were. 238 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:17,025 God, what do you see in him? 239 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,813 I just wanna be with you. 240 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,869 Finally! Ah! 241 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:38,742 This looks absolutely mediocre. 242 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,487 Don'�t hover. Thank you, 243 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,402 Thanks. 244 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,751 Go away. 245 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,540 You okay? 246 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:57,892 Yeah, it'�s just, um... the eyes. 247 00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:01,461 Oh. Don'�t be grossed out. I don'�t believe in waste. 248 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:07,858 Mmm! 249 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,654 - I have to take this. - Yeah, go ahead. 250 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,226 Yeah. 251 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,489 I'�m in the middle of dinner. 252 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,840 Oh, sure, okay, later. 253 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:36,409 I'�ve got a 35-year-old lobster waiting for me. 254 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:45,156 Your husband doesn'�t know when he'�s got something good 255 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,811 sitting right in front of him. 256 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,509 No. 257 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,037 But I do. 258 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,440 Ah. 259 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,094 I'�d love to see all these kids drown. 260 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,533 Don'�t you hate this fucking weekend, 261 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,317 working overtime for these dipshits? 262 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,014 Are you getting paid overtime? 263 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,148 None of your business, old man. 264 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,241 Hey, Tommy. 265 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,288 You seen Kim around? 266 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,290 I always know where she is. 267 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,945 Yeah, sure you do. 268 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,303 - What? - Down here. 269 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,265 Shut up. 270 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,962 I have a room. 271 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,574 This is not the reunion I was thinking about, you know. 272 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:57,664 Your room'�s the first place Tommy would look. 273 00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:02,059 Besides, I kinda like it here. It'�s creepy. 274 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:05,280 I missed you, Kim. Did you miss me? 275 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,811 Why did we break up again? 276 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:18,380 I don'�t know, and I don'�t care. 277 00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,855 Ah! 278 00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:10,389 Something good is coming. 279 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,521 I can feel it. 280 00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,915 Something'�s coming down tonight. 281 00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,485 I found it. 282 00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:20,964 Okay, so what are we celebrating? 283 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:22,270 I don'�t know. 284 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,490 Just look '�em. 285 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,100 I miss that. 286 00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:27,971 I wanna be that age again. 287 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:29,538 I am that age, dummy. 288 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,235 Yeah? Come here. 289 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,678 I have the stuff. 290 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:48,165 Come and get it, boys! 291 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:50,211 But first, you gotta hunt for it. 292 00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,169 All right, you pill-popping, dick-sucking, 293 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,694 punch-drunk graduates of 2018! 294 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:57,174 Before you head down to your bonfire, 295 00:23:57,261 --> 00:24:00,177 I got a little surprise for y'�all. 296 00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,139 Ooh, Mr. Wilkinson! 297 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:29,685 See you later. 298 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,732 He'�s fucked, man. 299 00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:35,125 Just wait. Something'�s gonna happen to him. 300 00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:38,085 Yo, you sliding with those assholes? 301 00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:40,957 No, man, I was going for that wet look. 302 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:43,394 Totally '�80s, right? Radical. 303 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,875 Dude, you tapped that? 304 00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:48,095 Tommy'�s gonna fucking kill you, man. 305 00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,359 He'�s not gonna know, right, Slim? 306 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:52,621 Yeah. 307 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:58,409 All right, lovers and fucking losers! 308 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,108 Give it up for The Blades! Totally fucking '�80s! 309 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,429 # I wear my sunglasses at night # 310 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,563 # So I can, so I can # 311 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:25,306 # Watch you weave then breathe your story lines # 312 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:31,617 # And I wear my sunglasses at night # 313 00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:34,533 # So I can, so I can # 314 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:38,885 # Keep track of the vision in my eyes # 315 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:44,499 # While she'�s deceiving me # 316 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,023 # It cuts my security # 317 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:50,592 # Has she got control of me # 318 00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:54,030 # I turn to her and say # 319 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,642 # Don'�t switch the blade on the guy in shades # 320 00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,165 # Oh, no # 321 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,472 Where were you? 322 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,737 Night sliding like everyone else. 323 00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:07,217 # I can'�t believe it # 324 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,393 # '�Cause you'�ve got it made with the guy in shades # 325 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,308 # Oh, no # 326 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:17,184 # And I wear my sunglasses at night # 327 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,839 # So I can, so I can # 328 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:23,451 # Forget my name while you collect your claim # 329 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:30,110 # And I wear my sunglasses at night # 330 00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:31,981 # I wear my sunglasses at night # 331 00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:34,375 What a fuckin'� surprise. He'�s terrible. 332 00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:36,333 Yeah, he sucks. 333 00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:43,036 # And I wear my sunglasses at night # 334 00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:49,956 # I wear my sunglasses at night # 335 00:26:52,959 --> 00:27:01,315 # I wear my sunglasses at night # 336 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:03,534 Josh! Run, Josh! 337 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:13,501 What the fuck, man? 338 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,025 Stay down! 339 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,946 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. 340 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:27,341 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. 341 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,388 Any of you fuckers wanna do something? 342 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:38,352 Tommy, what'�s the matter with you? He'�s just a kid! 343 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,791 Okay, that'�s it, you'�re fired. Get out of here. 344 00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,706 You'�re all dead! 345 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:49,145 - No. - Get up! 346 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:53,149 What the hell is wrong with your people? 347 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,804 Listen, did you see "babysitter" on my forehead tonight? 348 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:59,025 Okay, this is your party. You gotta take care of it, baby. 349 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,114 Okay? I'�m gonna be busy the whole night. 350 00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:03,420 Yeah, I can see that. 351 00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:05,379 Priss, baby. 352 00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,598 Go to hell. 353 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,775 What? Come on. What'�s your problem? 354 00:28:09,862 --> 00:28:13,996 Come on, it'�s not like you'�re having a good time tonight. 355 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,260 Fuck you, Paul! 356 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:20,960 Fuck all of you! 357 00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:26,617 Hey, I'�m sorry about everything. 358 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,970 Can I help you with anything? 359 00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:43,852 Hold him. 360 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,636 What are you doing? 361 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,595 Just go. 362 00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:49,510 Fun night, huh? 363 00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:52,556 So you wanna tell me what the fuck you were thinking? 364 00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:56,082 That I needed a shower. 365 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:57,866 You know there'�s rules, eh? 366 00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,781 Like if a girl has a psycho boyfriend, 367 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,740 you shouldn'�t be fuckin'� around with her. 368 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:02,915 I could take him. 369 00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:05,613 You'�re built like a Swiffer. 370 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:08,224 Hello, Chaz. 371 00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,139 It'�s Chad. 372 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,837 Dude, I got your back, eh. 373 00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:14,578 No, it'�s good. You can go. I'�ll see you. 374 00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,711 - Yeah? - Yeah. 375 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,803 I have nothing to say to you. 376 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,718 I'�m sorry. I just couldn'�t watch 377 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,502 the shit get kicked out of you like that. 378 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,983 Oh, yeah? So you just leave and hide in the bushes? Wow. 379 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:31,204 Please. I lay one finger on one of these freaks 380 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,945 and bang, lawsuit. 381 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:35,121 You know how expensive these things can get. 382 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,514 Look, not everything'�s about your money. 383 00:29:37,601 --> 00:29:39,386 Josh, you are so wrong. 384 00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:42,563 Everything is about my money. 385 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,086 Not for me. 386 00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,348 You hurt? 387 00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:47,263 Are you blind? 388 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,048 I'�m just trying to be a- 389 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:50,484 To be a dad? Yeah, not happening. 390 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,268 Why are you here anyway? 391 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,357 I got your message. 392 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:56,403 I wanted to see you perform. 393 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,970 That'�s bullshit. 394 00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:01,887 You like this place? 395 00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:03,889 Yeah, why? 396 00:30:03,976 --> 00:30:05,891 You want it? 397 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:09,024 How'�d you like to own it? 398 00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:10,547 Fuck you. 399 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:12,158 You can'�t buy me off like everyone else. 400 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,116 I'�ve already started negotiations. 401 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,075 That Wilkinson prick is dumber than he looks. 402 00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:18,381 And that squeeze of his? 403 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:20,644 Mm-mm. Very tasty, Josh. 404 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:26,825 - Nosy bitches. - Are we done? 405 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,044 Go home, Michael. I don'�t need you. 406 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,352 Get off me! 407 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,971 Paul, something'�s going on. 408 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:44,494 You'�re high, baby. 409 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,366 Okay, just forget about Priscilla. 410 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:49,064 She'�s just jealous that my piece of ass 411 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,110 is younger and hotter than her piece of ass. 412 00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:52,938 Are you selling the park? 413 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:55,418 Hmm? No. Why? 414 00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:58,552 Oh, my God. You'�re lying to me. 415 00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:00,249 You'�re a bad fucking liar, Paul. 416 00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:03,383 No, no, no, I am a good liar, I swear. 417 00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:05,951 I mean, why would I sell the park? 418 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:09,693 I mean, maybe I could cash in if it burned down or something. 419 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:12,914 You'�re fucking selling and cutting me out. 420 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,785 Fuck, is that it? 421 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,657 That'�s what you were talking about in the van! 422 00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:18,659 Come on, cutting you out? 423 00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:20,574 You'�re not even in! 424 00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:23,794 Look, I just met you, okay? I'�m not selling the park. 425 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,101 - The park'�s all I got. - Just met? 426 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,798 We'�ve been seeing each other once a week 427 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,800 for three fucking months, you asshole. 428 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,672 Just- You know what? Come here and have a shot. 429 00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:34,240 You'�re just tripping way too hard. 430 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,766 Fucking good! Get so drunk you vomit. 431 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,986 I hope you choke on it. 432 00:31:41,073 --> 00:31:43,031 I'�m sorry! Hey, let'�s just- 433 00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:44,990 Let'�s start a family. 434 00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:58,917 What the fuck? 435 00:32:01,528 --> 00:32:03,660 What the fuck. 436 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:05,967 Yeah? 437 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:10,885 Hey. 438 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,061 Hey. 439 00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:20,460 You'�re Josh'�s friend, right? Chud? 440 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:22,853 I'�m that memorable, huh? 441 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,943 We went to school together. 442 00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:28,642 I blocked out most of my time there 443 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:30,600 after what happened. 444 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:34,169 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 445 00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:35,866 Um... 446 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,478 I'�m happy you'�re still here. 447 00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:40,349 Where'�s Josh? 448 00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,308 Thought he was with you. 449 00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:53,449 Fuck. - Thank God you'�re okay. 450 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:54,929 What'�s going on? 451 00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,801 Nothing. I was looking everywhere for you. 452 00:32:57,888 --> 00:32:59,194 Yeah, me too. 453 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,544 Scared he was about to hurt you. 454 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,329 Fucking gonna kill this guy. 455 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:06,332 What happened with your dad? What the fuck is he doing here? 456 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:09,944 He wants something, and I don'�t know what or why. 457 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:16,168 You guys are so fucked. 458 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,436 Hey, guys, uh... 459 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,961 Get your own room. 460 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,530 Come on, let'�s go for a walk. 461 00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,068 God! 462 00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,721 You scared me. 463 00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:34,072 Hey, what are you doing? 464 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:37,031 This isn'�t funny. Stop it! 465 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,252 You crazy?! 466 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,558 Okay, okay! I'�ll do whatever you want. 467 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:44,821 Anything you want! I'�ll give you whatever you want. 468 00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,562 What do you want? What do you want? 469 00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:23,295 Fuck. 470 00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:40,442 Hey, I don'�t know why you'�re not picking up, 471 00:35:40,529 --> 00:35:43,489 but I swear to God if you'�re fucking that piece- 472 00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:53,629 I'�m sorry, babe. It'�s just that- 473 00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:58,721 I don'�t know why I get this way. 474 00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:00,854 I just wanna talk. 475 00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:03,639 Just please call me back. 476 00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,250 Just call- 477 00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:08,253 Just call me back, Kim. I just wanna talk. 478 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,212 What the fuck? 479 00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:12,518 Rise and shine, sweetheart. 480 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:17,740 Ssssss! 481 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,443 What are you doing? 482 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,752 Get the fuck out of my car. 483 00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,625 You know you'�re only hurting yourself, Tommy. 484 00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:34,931 Oh, you'�re a psychiatrist now? 485 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,543 She doesn'�t love you. Let her go. 486 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:38,979 What do you know about anything? 487 00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:40,110 Forget her. 488 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,417 She'�s just a distraction. 489 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:47,422 Everything was fine. 490 00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,598 I hate those fuckin'� schoolboys. 491 00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:51,905 Yeah, well, they aren'�t the problem. 492 00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:54,081 Dude, you make no sense. 493 00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:55,213 Don'�t I? 494 00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:57,998 You'�re such a fuckin'� creep. 495 00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:01,044 I'�m not the creep. 496 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:05,266 Get the hell out of my car. 497 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:07,268 Leave me alone. 498 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,618 Well, you'�re already alone, Tommy. 499 00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:12,230 Have a good one. 500 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:41,650 Mom, it hurts. 501 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:44,784 I paid for a full day, 502 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:47,090 we'�re getting that full day. 503 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,485 Mom, it'�s gonna get soaked. 504 00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:55,273 Here. Cover it up. 505 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,891 Okay, now go for a ride. 506 00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:06,849 The more slides you come down, cheaper it is per run. 507 00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:08,024 Let'�s go. 508 00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:35,791 Mom, look. 509 00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,336 Priscilla! 510 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,555 I don'�t wanna talk to you. 511 00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:02,601 Come on! 512 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,994 Where'�d you sleep anyway? I missed you. 513 00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,909 You missed me? 514 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:08,911 Yeah, it'�s a little late for that, Paul! 515 00:39:08,998 --> 00:39:11,218 You have to care about somebody to miss them. 516 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:13,612 I love you. 517 00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:18,443 We'�re done, asshole. I'�m busy. 518 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,849 Hey! 519 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:36,025 Ready to get your ass kicked in Sea Snake? 520 00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:37,200 Need that money. 521 00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,115 You wish. Where'�s your crew? 522 00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:42,249 You and the fuckin'� Blades gonna get slaughtered. 523 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:45,165 That'�s right, baby! 524 00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:47,080 Can I be attached to your sexy ass snake? 525 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,908 Eww, no. You'�re just gonna weigh us down. 526 00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:50,257 More weight, more speed. 527 00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,302 Eww. Pass. 528 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,218 Or... 529 00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,350 more speed? 530 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,308 Fuck off. 531 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,049 It'�s your loss. 532 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:02,443 Anyways, you guys are dead in the fuckin'� water. 533 00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:14,586 Still hate those guys. 534 00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:15,891 A lot. 535 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,327 Same. 536 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,502 Thanks for giving me a second chance. 537 00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:46,939 I was so messed up last night. 538 00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,244 Yeah, you were. 539 00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:52,597 Oh, I'�m Slim, by the way. 540 00:41:52,684 --> 00:41:55,077 Yes. Yes, you are. 541 00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:58,690 Are you fucking kidding me? 542 00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:00,213 Getting an eyeful, asshole? 543 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,477 Hey, kid! Fuckin'� get out of here! 544 00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:05,218 I'�m so sorry, dude. 545 00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,915 Don'�t speak to me. 546 00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:08,787 What are you doing? 547 00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:11,180 I'�m doing whatever I want, Paul. 548 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:13,226 Why don'�t you go cry to your little student? 549 00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,575 I don'�t think I like you anymore. 550 00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:17,186 Really? So why are you spying on me? 551 00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:19,014 Spying? You think I'�m spying? 552 00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,712 I can'�t find Brad or Cindy anywhere. 553 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,104 They'�re missing. 554 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:24,585 I need my staff now. 555 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,500 God, you'�re messed up. 556 00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:28,284 They'�re smart, Paul. 557 00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:29,634 And they probably hightailed it out of here 558 00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:30,678 to get away from you. 559 00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,114 And I'�m next. 560 00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:34,290 Thanks for nothing. 561 00:42:34,377 --> 00:42:36,423 What were you doing with that business guy anyway? 562 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:39,165 What business is that of yours? 563 00:42:39,252 --> 00:42:40,470 He got in touch with me. 564 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,124 Good for you. 565 00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:43,517 Okay, you know what? 566 00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:44,866 Just finish with your little boy-toy, 567 00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:46,476 put your pants back on, 568 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,087 and please get back to the slides. 569 00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:50,524 You still work here. 570 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,395 - Loser! - Cunt! 571 00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,676 Hey, winner, want some coke? 572 00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:17,856 This is soap, man. 573 00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:20,206 Fifty bucks. Only two left. 574 00:43:20,293 --> 00:43:22,295 Don'�t want it? Fuck you. 575 00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:24,471 There you are, babe. 576 00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:26,342 - A little bump? - Whatever. 577 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:29,084 Three, two, one. 578 00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,527 - Thanks. - That'�s the spirit. 579 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,356 So I'�ll see you later for round two? 580 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:41,706 All right. 581 00:43:53,065 --> 00:43:55,981 Okay, bitches, where'�s my fuckin'� team? 582 00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,332 Okay! 583 00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:02,117 Valley Hills High, how we doing this morning? 584 00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:03,597 We good? 585 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,686 Give me some noise! All right. 586 00:44:05,773 --> 00:44:08,646 You guys ready for the Sea Snake? 587 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:09,690 You guys ready for the Sea Snake? 588 00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:12,040 - Yeah! - All right, good, good. 589 00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:14,826 We gotta get you signed up, so come on down. 590 00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:19,526 Hey, fucktard! 591 00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:21,833 We'�ve been practicing our moves. 592 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,530 You wanna see what you'�ve been missing? 593 00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,401 Yeah, show us what you can do. 594 00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:36,543 Is that all you can do? You look like a worm. 595 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:41,113 What are you dicks laughing at? Think you can do better? 596 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,549 Yeah, we can. 597 00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:51,514 Yeah, okay, guys, that'�s good. 598 00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:54,343 But just, please, keep it for the slides, okay? 599 00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:56,650 Has anyone seen Brad and Cindy? 600 00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:59,827 Anyone? Has anyone seen Brad and Cindy? 601 00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:02,525 No one has seen your fuckin'� lifeguards, dude. Get over it. 602 00:45:03,962 --> 00:45:05,572 Burt Cocaine is here. 603 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:07,008 That'�s quite the shiner, kid. 604 00:45:08,923 --> 00:45:10,751 If I see your bass player here again, 605 00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:11,883 I'�m gonna chop his fuckin'� head off. 606 00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:13,493 You'�re sure about that? 607 00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:18,411 Are we ready for Team Blades? You'�re in the next heat. 608 00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:20,587 Let'�s get this show on the road, guys. 609 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:36,385 Hey, Kim, you wanna join our team? 610 00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:39,084 I can'�t. I'�m working. 611 00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:41,129 Actually, maybe I should. 612 00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:42,435 I'�m all alone. 613 00:45:42,522 --> 00:45:44,698 Do you wanna be on my team? 614 00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:49,442 Josh, finally! 615 00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,226 Have you seen Slim? 616 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:55,143 No, but we can'�t miss you, dude. What you up to exactly? 617 00:45:55,230 --> 00:45:57,798 Put these on, and the 500 bucks is ours. 618 00:45:57,885 --> 00:46:00,279 What? Do you want me to get beat up again? 619 00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:02,020 What'�s wrong with you? Fuck this. 620 00:46:02,107 --> 00:46:03,456 Come on. 621 00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:06,807 These are Olympic-grade. Fast as fuck. 622 00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,855 All registered teams 623 00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:14,336 should go to top of the slide right now. 624 00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:17,905 What are you doing here? I said you were fired. 625 00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,341 I'�m not here as your employee, bitch. 626 00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:28,481 I'�m here as you customer, and I wanna race now. 627 00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,135 I need to be here. 628 00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:31,876 Okay, this is for the graduates. 629 00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:33,878 Show me the fuckin'� rule book. 630 00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:35,531 If you don'�t leave, I'�m gonna call the cops. 631 00:46:35,618 --> 00:46:37,490 Okay, hold on a second. No one'�s calling the cops. 632 00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:38,621 Okay, just be cool. 633 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,536 You'�re dead. 634 00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:42,016 No, you'�re dead. 635 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,243 Nobody wants you here. 636 00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:56,422 You get out of my park. 637 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,433 Hey, Ms. Wilkinson, where'�s Slim? 638 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,479 It'�s Priscilla! 639 00:47:10,566 --> 00:47:13,569 And... I haven'�t seen him in a while, 640 00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:16,181 but please tell him I had a great time. 641 00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:18,792 Really? 642 00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:20,489 No way! 643 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,448 That'�s awesome. 644 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:26,191 Come on, Priss. 645 00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,802 Priss, we gotta go up now. 646 00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:31,413 You really thought this through, Paul. 647 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,415 You and me together up there? 648 00:47:33,502 --> 00:47:35,287 Great. 649 00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:36,941 Kim, hold the fort. 650 00:47:44,209 --> 00:47:46,472 Fuck the fort. We need you. 651 00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:48,953 Let'�s do this. 652 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,955 No, I don'�t think that'�s a good idea. 653 00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,392 No, he'�s right. Let'�s go fuck '�em up. 654 00:47:53,479 --> 00:47:56,395 Come on, let'�s go. 655 00:47:56,482 --> 00:47:58,658 Yeah, let'�s go fuck '�em up! 656 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:24,989 Jesus. 657 00:48:38,872 --> 00:48:41,266 Forgot how high it is up here. 658 00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:44,051 I have no intention of making small talk. 659 00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:46,053 Stop the race! 660 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,055 We got this, man. We got this for sure. 661 00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:50,884 Let me through. 662 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,755 Gotta stop the race. Stop the race! 663 00:48:52,842 --> 00:48:54,279 Hey, we told you to get out of here, asshole. 664 00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,933 Don'�t worry, babe, I got you. 665 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,108 Stop the race! Let me through. 666 00:48:57,195 --> 00:48:58,413 Thanks, man. 667 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,154 You'�ve had enough for one weekend. 668 00:49:00,241 --> 00:49:01,721 He'�s fuckin'� crazy. 669 00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:04,767 - Are you high? - Oh, yes. 670 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:07,945 - Don'�t go up. Just don'�t go up. - Shut up! 671 00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:20,348 All right, ladies and gentle-germ! 672 00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:23,917 Since Brad and Cindy are nowhere to be found, 673 00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,614 my wife Priscilla and I 674 00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:27,790 have decided to put aside our differences 675 00:49:27,877 --> 00:49:31,446 to emcee and lifeguard your favorite event. 676 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:33,448 We don'�t care. 677 00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,930 Let me remind you of the rules. 678 00:49:37,017 --> 00:49:39,237 On three identical slides, 679 00:49:39,324 --> 00:49:43,154 teams of three members race against the clock. 680 00:49:43,241 --> 00:49:45,373 Fastest team wins $500. 681 00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:48,986 But remember, this is the Sea Snake race, 682 00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:52,554 which means you have to hold on to your teammates. 683 00:49:52,641 --> 00:49:56,341 Keep your arms and legs inside the slides at all time. 684 00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:58,560 Anyone seen trying to pull themselves 685 00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,867 to the edge of the slide will be disqualified. 686 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,526 And our charming Conrad has agreed 687 00:50:07,613 --> 00:50:09,876 to come out of lifeguard retirement 688 00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:12,966 and will keep track of the teams below. 689 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,186 Are we ready to do this, guys? 690 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,926 All right! 691 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,537 It is my pleasure to announce 692 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,540 that the 15th annual Sea Snake competition 693 00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:23,020 is now open! 694 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,632 Whoo! 695 00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:30,157 Good luck, snake racers! 696 00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:32,159 Wet Valley rocks! 697 00:50:32,246 --> 00:50:33,726 Yeah! 698 00:50:46,173 --> 00:50:48,088 All right, girls, let'�s go down this slide. 699 00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:52,962 You know what? Let'�s go down this one. 700 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,877 It looks faster. 701 00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:57,184 Actually, I think that one'�s shorter, Alice. 702 00:50:57,271 --> 00:51:00,013 Okay. You guys can go there. 703 00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:07,673 Hey, slow down, girl, okay? Who'�s the boss here? 704 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,154 Shut up, Paul. We could'�ve had two races by now. 705 00:51:10,241 --> 00:51:11,111 Come on, girls. 706 00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:16,116 All right, Blades, line up here. 707 00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:18,858 Hey, where'�s your bass player? 708 00:51:20,729 --> 00:51:21,991 I don'�t know. 709 00:51:23,558 --> 00:51:25,386 All right, emos, goths, 710 00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:26,822 or whatever the fuck they call you, 711 00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:28,563 before you kill yourselves, 712 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:31,740 please can you just line up over there? 713 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,356 Kim, you'�re not supposed to up here. 714 00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:40,358 I'�ll go back to the table as soon as I'�m down there. 715 00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:42,011 I just wanna help out the team. 716 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:46,625 Whoo! 717 00:51:49,236 --> 00:51:51,456 Okay, Conrad, we'�re finally ready up here. 718 00:51:51,543 --> 00:51:53,066 Are you ready down there? 719 00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:55,112 All good, senorita. 720 00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:57,984 Good luck, everybody! 721 00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:00,639 All right, let'�s do this! 722 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:02,902 Three, two, one! 723 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:04,686 Stop the race! Stop the race! 724 00:52:04,773 --> 00:52:06,210 There'�s a hole in the slides. Look what I found. 725 00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,820 - Look at this. - Tommy, what are you doing? 726 00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:08,951 Get back to your team. 727 00:52:09,038 --> 00:52:10,127 I don'�t want a team! 728 00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,171 Look, don'�t go down. 729 00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:13,391 The slides are gonna collapse. 730 00:52:13,478 --> 00:52:14,870 Yeah, it looks real dangerous. 731 00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:17,308 Guys, let'�s get into positions, please! 732 00:52:17,395 --> 00:52:18,396 Kimberly, please don'�t go down. 733 00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:19,788 Stop trying to control me. 734 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,486 Dude, get the fuck away from us. 735 00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:24,053 Paul, you need to listen to me. People are gonna die. 736 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,490 Okay, ease up on the terror talk. 737 00:52:25,577 --> 00:52:26,839 You sound like Conrad, man. 738 00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:29,058 Something fucked up is going down. 739 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,277 Get off the platform! 740 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:31,713 Look, don'�t you realize? 741 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,368 It'�s 35 years this weekend. 742 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,240 - 35 years since what? - The murders. 743 00:52:36,327 --> 00:52:38,198 Fuck that! We just wanna slide. 744 00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:47,599 Come on. 745 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:55,476 Don'�t go! 746 00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:21,328 Okay, you guys are next. 747 00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:23,548 Don'�t listen to the psycho. 748 00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:26,028 You'�re gonna be sorry, I promise you! 749 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,564 Jeez! 750 00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:42,697 I wanna be on your team. 751 00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,786 What'�s up, girl? What'�s your name? 752 00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:46,919 Get off the platform! Don'�t go down! 753 00:53:47,006 --> 00:53:48,225 Hey, fuck you, dude. 754 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:50,444 Fuck! Ah, fuck! 755 00:53:52,359 --> 00:53:53,491 Fuck! 756 00:53:58,104 --> 00:53:59,148 Whoo! 757 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,332 Conrad, we all good down there? 758 00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:11,160 Houston, we have no problem 759 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,858 because I'�m in charge. 760 00:54:12,945 --> 00:54:14,990 I'�m Conrad. 761 00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:16,688 Conrad'�s in charge. 762 00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:19,168 Large and in charge. 763 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:21,954 Tell me when. 764 00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,912 We'�ve got three more teams ready to come down. 765 00:56:14,632 --> 00:56:17,025 Conrad, can we send the next one'�s down? 766 00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:21,029 Conrad? 767 00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:28,646 Conrad, come in. 768 00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:30,648 Conrad, can we send the next ones in? 769 00:56:45,663 --> 00:56:46,794 Oh, shit. 770 00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:50,232 No, no. 771 00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:54,585 Shit! 772 00:56:58,371 --> 00:56:59,285 Shit! 773 00:57:02,027 --> 00:57:03,768 Conrad? 774 00:57:28,314 --> 00:57:30,185 Hello? Hello? 775 00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:33,450 Hi. I'�m calling from Wet Valley. It'�s happening again. 776 00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:37,715 Oh, my God! 777 00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:39,891 There'�s blood everywhere! 778 00:57:39,978 --> 00:57:41,849 You need to come now! 779 00:58:01,303 --> 00:58:03,436 Wha- What the fuck? 780 00:58:12,445 --> 00:58:15,970 Paul, stop everything! Pull the plug! 781 00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:24,849 Oh, no. 782 00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:27,068 No, no. This is- This is too high. 783 00:58:27,155 --> 00:58:29,767 I'�m- I'�m not going. 784 00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,856 Why don'�t we complete the teams, Paul? 785 00:58:31,943 --> 00:58:34,467 You against me. 786 00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:37,818 Uh, no, no. I think we should stay here. 787 00:58:37,905 --> 00:58:41,518 We'�ll go down and come back up. Come on, let'�s do it. 788 00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:45,652 They'�re ready, Paul. Let'�s go, come on. 789 00:58:45,739 --> 00:58:47,567 Okay, fine, if that'�s what you want. 790 00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:50,309 Let'�s fucking do this! 791 00:58:57,490 --> 00:58:59,623 Hi, mamacita. Name is Big Phil. 792 00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,886 Oh, my, you are big. 793 00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:03,104 Okay, ready, boys? 794 00:59:03,191 --> 00:59:04,671 500 bucks. 795 00:59:06,586 --> 00:59:09,720 Enjoy the ride with your little sluts, Paul. 796 00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:13,898 - Whoo! - Come on! 797 00:59:13,985 --> 00:59:15,682 Whoo hoo hoo! 798 00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:16,814 Whoo! 799 00:59:37,748 --> 00:59:39,227 Hey! 800 00:59:43,144 --> 00:59:45,494 Don'�t let go! Don'�t let go! 801 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,974 What the fuck'�s going on? 802 00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:49,455 I'�m gonna try to pull you up, okay? 803 00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:51,588 There'�s bodies everywhere. 804 00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:53,111 There'�s something wrong in the tunnel. 805 01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:26,884 Hey, kid! 806 01:00:26,971 --> 01:00:29,016 Hey, drummer boy! 807 01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:31,323 Turn off the water! 808 01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:33,760 Chuck, turn it off! 809 01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:37,068 It'�s Chad! 810 01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:42,290 Kim, over there! Shut the water off! 811 01:01:16,194 --> 01:01:18,849 I can'�t make it up again! Just get me out of here! 812 01:01:18,936 --> 01:01:20,589 Try to pull yourself over the slide. 813 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,635 Yeah, and fall to my death! 814 01:01:22,722 --> 01:01:24,158 - Just jump! - I can'�t! 815 01:01:24,245 --> 01:01:26,900 Yes, you can! I got you! 816 01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,859 I got you. 817 01:01:28,946 --> 01:01:32,036 Tell your dad to go fuck himself! 818 01:01:32,123 --> 01:01:33,690 I'�m sorry, kid. 819 01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:35,735 No! 820 01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:46,964 Help! 821 01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:01,805 Hey! 822 01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:04,721 Stop it! 823 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:06,984 Hey! 824 01:02:07,071 --> 01:02:08,899 No! Don'�t go down the slides! 825 01:02:08,986 --> 01:02:10,335 No! Get off! 826 01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:13,817 Why? We waited 20 minutes, man. Fuck this. 827 01:02:13,904 --> 01:02:16,341 No, no, it'�s a bloodbath down there! Don'�t go! 828 01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:19,300 Dude, you got issues, man. You need help. 829 01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:20,780 No! No! 830 01:02:20,867 --> 01:02:23,217 - Whoo! - No! 831 01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:26,003 Oh, my God! 832 01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:32,879 Stop! 833 01:02:35,969 --> 01:02:38,929 You can'�t go down! Too dangerous! 834 01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:39,973 Stop! 835 01:02:41,714 --> 01:02:43,455 Hey! 836 01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:45,196 Hey! What are you- 837 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:09,786 History repeats itself 838 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:11,700 at Wet Valley Amusement Park 839 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:14,268 as nine are confirmed dead in an apparent murder-suicide. 840 01:03:14,355 --> 01:03:16,575 "Why?" is the question on everyone'�s mind 841 01:03:16,662 --> 01:03:19,099 as authorities unveil chilling details 842 01:03:19,186 --> 01:03:21,928 on the tragedy that took the lives of several graduates 843 01:03:22,015 --> 01:03:23,800 of Valley Hills High School. 844 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,889 More to come on real estate mogul Michael Randall'�s 845 01:03:25,976 --> 01:03:28,761 tragic mental breakdown at Wet Valley Water Park. 846 01:03:36,638 --> 01:03:39,685 Joshua, you have to understand 847 01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:43,820 your father left you his entire estate. 848 01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:46,910 Oh, my God. 849 01:03:46,997 --> 01:03:50,217 Before the trust is transferred, you have to authorize 850 01:03:50,304 --> 01:03:52,872 the last real estate transaction that was left- 851 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:56,354 well, that was left incomplete. 852 01:03:56,441 --> 01:03:57,790 Your father'�s- 853 01:03:57,877 --> 01:03:59,792 well, your company- 854 01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:01,533 is building a shopping complex 855 01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:04,318 right over the Wet Valley Water Park. 856 01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:16,896 It is a sizable amount. 857 01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:42,704 I'�m so sorry. 858 01:04:48,972 --> 01:04:51,496 This is not your fault. 859 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,715 Okay? Don'�t ever forget that. 860 01:05:08,730 --> 01:05:10,080 Go! 861 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:20,133 Everything is about my money. 862 01:05:37,411 --> 01:05:38,630 Dad! 863 01:05:38,717 --> 01:05:40,240 Please! 864 01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:42,721 Help my dad! 865 01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:44,941 Please! 866 01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:46,855 Dad! 867 01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:58,693 Dad! 868 01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:05,700 Dad! 869 01:06:05,787 --> 01:06:07,137 Please! 870 01:06:07,224 --> 01:06:09,704 Help my dad! 871 01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:10,879 Please! 872 01:06:14,448 --> 01:06:16,015 You crazy? 873 01:06:16,102 --> 01:06:17,756 Okay, okay! I'�ll do whatever you want! 874 01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:19,323 Anything you want! 875 01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:20,802 I'�ll give you whatever you want! 876 01:06:20,889 --> 01:06:22,979 What do you want? What do you want? 59671

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