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Oh, hey, guys.
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Oh, thanks for coming to
Gemma's teachers mixer.
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Yeah, of course. You know
we're happy to support.
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Come on, Dave. We're like family, man.
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Plus, Tina told me you had an open bar.
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Good, you guys are here.
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You have to meet Alexis.
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I just hired her to teach Black history.
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Now my school's on its way to
having its most diverse staff
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- in years.
- Hmm.
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With this group?
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By "diverse," she must mean in height
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- and age.
- Mm-hmm.
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She has three degrees,
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speaks multiple African languages,
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and Sasha Obama follows her on Twitter.
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- Hmm.
- You are gonna love Alexis.
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You know, she has already
taught me so much
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- about Black history.
- Ah.
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Did you know that one in
four cowboys were Black?
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No, Dave, I think it's more than that.
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I mean, you got Deion Sanders,
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uh, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin.
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That's just the '90s. What
are you talking about?
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Come on, I'll introduce you.
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- Oh.
- Excuse me, Alexis?
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These are our good
friends Calvin and Tina.
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Oh, nice to meet you, my brother.
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Mm.
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Nice to meet you... m-my sister.
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Hi.
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Oh! Okay.
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We're hugging. Ooh, you're strong.
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Look at you.
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Nyeusi ni nzuri.
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- Oh.
- It's Swahili. It means "Black is beautiful."
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Well, to you, I say, "Ezekiel Elliott."
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Another Cowboy.
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Peace out, y'all. As-salaam alaikum.
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- W-Wa alaikum as-salaam.
- Uh, wa alaikum as-salaam.
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Mayim Bialik to you.
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- Oh, my God. Isn't she great?
- Yeah,
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- she's great.
- Yeah, yeah, really great.
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But there's just one problem.
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She ain't Black.
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- Huh?
- What?
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Oh, yeah, trust me. That girl is
as white as the cast of Friends.
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Tina, what do you mean
Alexis isn't Black?
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You're the one who told
me that Black people
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come in all shades and colors.
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We do.
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But there's just something that
doesn't feel right about her.
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My Blackdar is going off.
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You know, I hate to
disagree with you, Tina,
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but my Blackdar says she is legit.
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But, of course, I defer to you.
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Come on, guys.
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What's the worst that can happen
if this teacher's not Black?
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The kids clapping offbeat
in the school musical?
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Well, if she's not, then
she lied on her application.
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And even worse, this
job came from a grant
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designated for an
African American teacher.
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The whole program could be in
jeopardy if I got this wrong.
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Okay, well, why don't
you just ask Alexis
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- if she's Black or not.
- Yeah.
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Legally, I can't.
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Wouldn't it be nice if there
was a neighbor who...
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... had the complexion...
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... to make the connection.
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Real subtle, Dave.
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All right. All right, fine, I'll do it.
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Just invite Alexis over for dinner,
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and we'll figure out
if she's Black or not.
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Oh, thank you! Thank you, Tina.
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You know, this is like the Mariah
Carey debate all over again.
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Yes, no. Yes, no. Yes.
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By the way, where did we land on that?
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Before you say anything,
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we are just here for the free food.
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See, that's the problem with you two
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living within smell
distance of my house.
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- Mm.
- Oh, hey,
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have you guys heard the rumor
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that they're building a Starbucks
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on the old baseball field?
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The baseball field where
I taught Malcolm to play?
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Yeah. Mom, now we can walk to
get our pumpkin spice lattes.
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Mmm. God is good.
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Yes, He is.
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But I'm sure He prefers baseball
over your little, fancy coffees.
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Come on, they can't
tear that field down.
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It means too much to the community.
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I got to try to do something to save it.
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Well, what are you gonna do,
move into the dugout in protest
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or lay out in front of the bulldozers?
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It's a local field, Tina,
not Dodger Stadium.
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I'm gonna go talk to the mayor.
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He owes me a favor. Come on, Mal.
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What? Why do I have to go?
Done with baseball.
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A-And besides, no one's used
that field in ten years.
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And you haven't paid
for food in ten years.
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Let's go.
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All right, guys. Look, we
got to convince the mayor
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to save this field.
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Does everybody remember their parts?
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I do.
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When you say, "What
about the children?",
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I start crying.
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You're raising a fine young man, Dave.
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Okay, here comes the mayor.
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Mayor Clyborne.
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Thank you so much for meeting us.
We appreciate it.
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Always happy to meet
with my constituents.
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Especially one that saw me at
the gas station doing something.
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Allegedly.
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Well, you know, Mayor,
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if you forget about putting
a Starbucks out here,
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then maybe I could forget about
you getting premium at pump two
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without a car.
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What do you want?
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This field used to be the heart
and soul of this neighborhood.
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What if we clean this place up
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and get the youth baseball
league going again.
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We can have sponsors to cover the cost.
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You know, Calvin's shop
will put in some money.
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I-I will?
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Yeah. Oh, I will if it will
keep kids off the streets.
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Kids off the streets.
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Oh.
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This field kept me from joining a gang
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and doing the drugs.
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I don't know.
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Think about the children.
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Oh, you know, it's-it's
okay. It's okay, buddy.
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Look, you may never achieve
your baseball dreams,
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but you are gonna get
what every kid wants:
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a half-caf macchiato.
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Come on, Mayor.
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Now, I know you don't want
to see this cute little kid
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crying in the Pasadena Star-News.
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All right! All right.
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You get the team up and running,
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and I'll convince the city council.
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Thank you.
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So, me and Marty know how
we're gonna figure out
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if Alexis is legit or not.
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Yeah, we're gonna play trivia
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and ask her things only
Black folks would know.
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Okay, guys, I don't know that
that's exactly a foolproof plan.
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I mean, after spending
so much time with Calvin,
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I'd probably win.
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Dave, you thought Barry White was white.
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Okay, that's her.
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Gemma, be cool, all right? We got this.
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- Marty, get the door.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Hi! Welcome.
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What's up, my people?
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Gemma. Dave.
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Tina, girl, I hope you don't mind,
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but I brought some potato salad.
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Mmm. Homemade or store-bought?
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Now, you know my mama
raised me better than that.
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- Homemade, of course.
- Okay. Fantastic.
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Now, if there are raisins
or pecans in this,
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she ain't Black.
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Calvin, I think it is on point
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that you're exposing
our boys to baseball.
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Did you know that Jackie Robinson
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is from right here in Pasadena?
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Yes. Yes, I did know that.
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You know what, and
speaking of fun facts,
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why don't we play some Black trivia.
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- Yes, king!
- Oh!
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Yeah. Me first, Your Highness.
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Uh, okay, Dave.
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After you stop, drop,
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what do you do next?
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- Roll. Fire safety 101. Nailed it.
- Yep.
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- No. Wrong!
- Wrong!
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Tell him the right answer, Alexis.
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After you stop, drop, you...
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? Shut 'em down, open up shop. ?
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Hey, oh!
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Ruff Ryders forever!
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Okay. Okay, well, I got one.
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Uh, Gemma, in the movie Lethal Weapon...
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- Uh-huh.
- ... which actor says,
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"I'm getting too old for this ish"?
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- Oh.
- Easy. Easy. Come on.
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It was Morgan Freeman.
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Ooh, sorry, beloved. It's Danny Glover
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and his fine, chocolate self. Mmm!
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Make sure everybody tries
Alexis' potato salad.
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Now, I hope y'all like it.
It's my big mama's recipe
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- from down in Biloxi.
- Ah.
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Uh, Alexis? You put your foot in this.
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- Mmm.
- Oh, yeah. And your elbow.
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Mmm. Okay, not too much mayo.
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- Mm-mm.
- It's perfectly seasoned.
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I taste two squirts of mustard.
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- Girl, this is fire.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm glad you like it.
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- May I use your restroom?
- Yeah.
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Down the hall, to the left.
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You got to jiggle that handle.
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- So?
- Oh,
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she's definitely a sister.
I can taste it.
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I was wrong, Gemma. Alexis
is definitely a Black woman.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hold up.
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Hold up.
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I forgot my purse. I did
not expect to hear all that.
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Y'all didn't think I was Black?
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No, no, no, no. It's not that we...
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- Oh.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no. Mm.
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I don't know whether I'm
more hurt or embarrassed.
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Mm. It be your own people.
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Alexis, wait.
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We're really sor...
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Well, I guess she's just
mad at you guys, then.
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Looks like no one from the
neighborhood showed up.
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Well, we tried. Let's go home.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys.
G-Guys, hold on. W...
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We can do this.
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It's like my old drill
sergeant used to say.
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"Johnson, you stop hugging people,
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and you get to work!"
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That's not gonna work
on these guys, Dave.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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Either you start raking,
or I'll raise your rent!
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Weed-whack. Weed-whack.
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Weed-whack the grass.
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Weed-whack. Weed-whack. Weed...
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Six hours
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and only 35 complaints from Marty...
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... and the baseball field is back!
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I'm so tired. I don't think
I'm-a ever move again.
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Oh! My Uber Eats is here.
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Can we play on the field now?
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Sure, man. Come on.
Hey, Malcolm, grab a bat.
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Let's show Grover how it's done.
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Oh, no, I'm good, Pop.
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Look, if we done here,
I'm-a just head home.
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Hey, man. You all right?
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I mean, you did all this work.
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You sure you don't want
to hit a few balls?
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Pop, this was your project.
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All right? I'm only down here
because you made me.
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Come on, Malcolm. Come on, man.
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00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:09,434
You and I, we had some great
memories on this field.
252
00:12:09,435 --> 00:12:11,190
Baseball used to make you so happy.
253
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,860
Yeah, it used to make me happy, Pop.
254
00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:16,990
Look, I blew my knee out, man,
and I put baseball behind me.
255
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,280
Being back here on
this field, it just...
256
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,440
This doesn't feel good
anymore. All right?
257
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,650
I'm out of here, man.
258
00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:29,030
Malcolm. Malcolm! Malcolm!
259
00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,200
Huh.
260
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,420
You know, someone wouldn't have to yell
261
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,900
if someone hadn't broken my megaphone.
262
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,060
Thanks again for accepting our apology.
263
00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:50,190
Yeah, I feel bad for not believing you.
264
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,580
Oh, it's all good. Especially
since you're taking me out
265
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,449
for lunch and mimosas.
266
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:58,150
Also, us queens need to stick together.
267
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,320
I know that's right, girl.
268
00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:02,860
Sorry. I got caught up.
269
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:06,110
No, no, no, that's all right,
Gemma. You're a queen, too.
270
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,530
Oh, no.
271
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,360
Oh, no, I'm getting pulled over.
272
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:16,420
Ah, see, I told you to
slow your butt down.
273
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,149
You can't speed through a neighborhood
274
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,380
with a Whole Foods.
275
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,636
License and registration, ma'am?
276
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,030
Yeah.
277
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,724
You're aware your taillight is out?
278
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,620
But my husband told me he fixed it.
279
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:31,853
Let me see.
280
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,400
She's probably all right,
281
00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:38,040
but I don't want to leave her alone.
282
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,640
You right. You right, sis.
283
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,738
We should go out there in
case something pops off.
284
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,410
See, ma'am?
285
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,900
I told Dave not to do it himself.
286
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,150
Mm.
287
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,150
You'd think with all
the crime in this city,
288
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:54,150
he'd have something better to do.
289
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,369
Uh, can you two please step back?
290
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:57,570
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, sir.
Uh, Alexis, step back.
291
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,700
No, we don't have to do
what he says. Yeah, yeah.
292
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,240
- I got time today.
- No.
293
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,843
I'm gonna need you to calm down,
294
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:06,020
- ma'am.
- Don't tell me to calm down.
295
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:08,280
You about to lose your job.
296
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,977
- Listen, lady, I'm just trying...
- Ow!
297
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:16,190
Ow! You-you cannot lay
your hands on me, sir.
298
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:19,070
Did you see that? Ow!
299
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,490
I'm gonna have your badge, sport!
300
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:26,110
My parents own one of the biggest
law firms in Los Angeles!
301
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:29,860
Featherinham and Associates.
I'm sure you've heard of them.
302
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,700
All units report to 12th and Clover.
303
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,280
Shots fired.
304
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,320
She just said Featherinham
and Associates.
305
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,690
She told me her last name is Simpson.
306
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,530
Copy that. Unit 24 responding.
307
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,650
It's your lucky day, lady.
308
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:49,130
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you better leave!
I was about to go O-F-F!
309
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,809
All right, you guys ready to go?
310
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:56,530
Uh, before we do,
311
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:59,540
is your last name Simpson
or Featherinham?
312
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,400
I don't know what her last name is,
313
00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,860
but I know her first name is Karen.
314
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:09,960
No Black woman in the world
would do what you just did.
315
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:12,560
And your parents are the Featherinhams?
316
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,840
I watch their TV commercials every day.
317
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,360
So, now, unless you're adopted...
318
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,120
... you white.
319
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:24,280
As African Americans, aren't
we all mixed with something?
320
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:28,320
Girl, you just said "sport."
321
00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:29,940
That's even white for me.
322
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,268
Okay. Uh, fine. I'm white,
323
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,940
but I love Black culture.
324
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,815
There's nothing wrong with
being culturally fluid.
325
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:43,520
Girl, I don't know what
culturally fluid is,
326
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:46,570
but I am Black every damn day.
327
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:51,140
That's why you should
appreciate my appreciation.
328
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,070
No, sweetheart.
329
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,040
Your appreciation is
actually appropriation.
330
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,760
It's called Blackfishing.
331
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,680
See, we're not some exotic species
332
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,060
that you can mimic to feel special.
333
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:08,301
It's clear that you want our rhythm,
but don't want our blues.
334
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,310
Not to mention you took a job
335
00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:13,780
from a well-qualified
African American candidate.
336
00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:15,517
- Mm.
- I'm rescinding my offer.
337
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,690
You about to lose your job.
338
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,010
Hmm!
339
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,640
That's fair.
340
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,400
I'm sorry.
341
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,360
And I appreciate you calling me out.
342
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:31,320
That's what I love about our culture.
343
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:36,410
We fight amongst ourselves, but at
the end of the day, it's all love.
344
00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:40,320
Gemma, get in the car.
345
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:42,502
- This woman is Lifetime movie crazy.
- Yeah.
346
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,690
Hey, Pop, are you all right?
Your text said it was urgent.
347
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,670
- Did I say "urgent"?
- Yeah.
348
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:53,419
I meant while you was out,
uh, pick up some detergent.
349
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:55,490
Hey, well,
350
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,433
since you're here, come on,
man. Grab a glove. Let's go.
351
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,650
No. No, man. I told you,
I'm done with baseball, Pop.
352
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:04,110
Yeah, son, but... they aren't.
353
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,690
Look at them.
354
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,100
Those kids are you when you were a boy.
355
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,690
Except for the one wearing LeBrons.
356
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,780
I would never spend that kind
of money on a 12-year-old.
357
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,490
Yeah, Dad, I know.
358
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,610
Come on, man.
359
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,860
Look how this game has brought
the neighborhood together.
360
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:23,400
Join us.
361
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,360
I don't know, Pop. I...
362
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:27,210
All right. Okay, son.
363
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,430
Do me this favor.
364
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,150
For your old man, take one swing.
365
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,400
Look, I got your favorite bat.
366
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,070
You not gonna let this go, huh?
367
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,120
Nope.
368
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,898
Fine, Pop. One swing.
369
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,735
Let's go, baby. Let's
do it. All right, y'all.
370
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,990
You ready?
371
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,530
Here we go.
372
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,240
It's okay, all right?
373
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,340
Malcolm, just fix your stance.
374
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:07,320
Adjust your grip. Focus
on the ball. Here we go.
375
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,515
Boom, baby!
376
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,420
That's my son right there!
377
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:23,019
Knocked it out the park!
378
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,729
- It's a smaller park, but still.
- Yeah.
379
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:27,570
- Home run's a home run, man.
- Malcolm, that was incredible.
380
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,720
You hit that thing way out of here.
381
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,778
And I also think you hit a car.
382
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,430
- Know what? If I did, that was worth it.
- Yeah, right.
383
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:37,739
Hey, mister, can you teach
us how to hit like that?
384
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:40,453
Yeah, Malcolm, can you teach us? Please?
385
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,730
Oh, look, I don't know, man.
386
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:45,041
Don't make me cry,
'cause you know I will.
387
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,210
That is messed-up, G Man.
388
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,382
But, uh, yes, I will teach you guys.
389
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:54,970
Yes!
390
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:57,762
Now, you can't tell me
that didn't feel good.
391
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,730
You know what, Pop? That felt great.
392
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,810
Felt just like back in the day, man.
393
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,920
Uh, growing up, all I
ever really wanted to do
394
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,060
was play baseball, so...
395
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:11,100
after I couldn't play no more,
even thinking about the game hurt.
396
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:13,770
Yeah. I can understand that.
397
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:18,310
But it doesn't mean that you can't
enjoy the game in different ways.
398
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:21,270
Know what, you right.
399
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,690
Thank you for bringing me
back to the game, Pop.
400
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:26,530
Anytime, son. Anytime, man.
401
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:30,795
That, my friends...
402
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:36,676
... is why baseball
is America's pastime.
403
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,844
Hey!
404
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,305
Which one of you broke the
windshield on my Mercedes?
405
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,890
Hey.
406
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,980
Hey, man, I'm sorry, brother.
407
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,550
I got a little man, too. I'm s...
408
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,040
- Oh, hey, Tina.
- Hey.
409
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,330
It's official.
410
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,470
- I saved the baseball field.
- Mm.
411
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,710
And I think the mayor's
gonna give me a statue.
412
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,210
For saving the baseball field?
413
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,410
Mm, that and, uh, you
know, keeping a secret.
414
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:14,240
Well, I've got good news, too.
415
00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:15,920
My Blackdar was right.
416
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,460
Alexis is white.
417
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,220
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
418
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,870
But her potato salad was lit.
419
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,680
Please,
420
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,830
she bought it from a food
truck in Inglewood.
421
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,226
Oh. Is that how you busted her?
422
00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:29,200
No. We got stopped by the cops,
423
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,160
and she switched it up
with the quickness.
424
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,800
She even hit him with the
"I'll have your badge."
425
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:35,870
Oh. Not the "I'll have your badge."
426
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,160
Yes, she did.
427
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,960
Well, you know how it is with us, babe.
428
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,600
- Always on trend.
- That's right.
429
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,960
I mean, first it was our hair.
430
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,140
- Mm. Mm.
- Then our skin. Now it's our butts.
431
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,660
Everybody want to be Black
till they treated Black.
432
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,990
- That's right.
- It's like my grandma used to say.
433
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,220
Don't stand next to the grill
434
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,250
- if you ain't gonna keep it real.
- Hello.
435
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:57,270
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