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♪♪
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- Here inside a backyard tree,
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a squirrel embarks
on her journey into motherhood.
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This squirrel mother
will raise her young son
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without a male partner.
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She teaches him skills
of survival,
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then pushes him to accept
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a suitable mate
of her choosing...
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♪♪
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...and repeat the cycle.
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♪♪
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[ Branches crackling ]
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- [ Squawking ]
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♪♪
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- But things don't always
go according to plan.
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♪♪
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- [ Wailing ]
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- ♪ I'm not as crazy
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♪ As I used to be
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♪ Some of my devils
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♪ Up and left me free
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♪ To find a quiet space
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♪ I'm not as out of place
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♪ And I'm coming home again
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♪ It's been too long a time
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♪ Gettin' back what's mine
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♪ And I can't remember why
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♪ I went away
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♪ But it's lookin', oh
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♪ Like maybe
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♪ I can stay
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Is that any good?
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♪♪
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- Saturday morning.
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Time to snoop through
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family's trash cans.
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Best way to really connect
with loved ones.
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Hm.
Annie still trying.
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Good girl.
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Okay, Trophy's.
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Trophy do better.
Huh.
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She eat a fruit.
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And last, Peter's.
[ Sigh ]
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Boy too sensitive
to throw anything away.
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Wait.
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Toenail clippings.
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Is finally happened!
[ Sigh ]
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My Peter is officially man!
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♪♪
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Yes, Dasha,
need woman with working uterus
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whose spirit is already broken.
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This afternoon perfect!
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Okay.
Bye-bye!
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Peter! I thought
the day would never come.
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Then, today I find out
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you finally ready for marriage!
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- Huh? But you always say
I'm not boyfriend material.
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- In old country, at first sign
of a man's independence,
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he must marry.
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This either happens
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when he order his own meal
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in drive-through...
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- I like the way you say
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"plain hamburger."
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- ...sleeps alone in own bed
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during thunderstorm...
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- Well loud noises
make me snuggly.
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- ...or cuts his own toenails!
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- I did do that.
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My shoes were starting to hurt
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and I didn't want to bother you
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while you were gnawing
on your breakfast jerky.
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- Your bride, Svetlana,
arrive this afternoon.
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You marry immediately.
- But, Baba,
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I intend to meet the love
of my life rom-com-style.
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- Rom-com?
- We'll lock eyes
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across a crowded room.
- Eyes.
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- Or bump into each other
at the office
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- Office?
- and I'll drop all my papers.
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[ Gasp ] Or we'll accidentally
reach for something
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at the same time and --
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Whoops!
That's amore!
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- Oops, that's a-stupid.
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You have traditional
old country wedding.
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I go knit yak-hair vest
for ceremony.
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- [ Panting ]
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I'll just hide in here
for a few years,
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until Baba
can respect my wishes.
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- Get out!
- Oh!
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Aah! Uhhh!
- Shh! It's me!
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I was just messing with you.
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- Trophy,
go hide in your own closet.
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I'm gonna to need to be
in here for a while.
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- But your closet's the only one
with a toilet.
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- There's no toilet!
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- Oops.
- Get out of here
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and let me hide in peace.
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[ Crying ]
Otherwise, Baba will force me
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into an arranged marriage.
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- Sorry, Pete,
but, we all saw it coming.
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She's been grooming you
to be her spouse
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[ Singsong ]
since childhood.
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- Wait, why are you hiding
in here?
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- No reason.
Just chilling.
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- Aah!
- There you are, Mom.
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The bird watching bus
is picking us up soon.
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Today we try to spot
the common pigeon.
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I promised.
You said you would go.
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- Annie, not all mommies are
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[ French accent ]
chaperone material.
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- Actually, due to budget cuts,
the school district stopped
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doing background checks, so,
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everyone's
chaperone material now.
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- Now, where do we hide?
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- You know what?
I have an easy-peasy idea
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that can help us both.
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[ Grunts ]
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We'll keep this simple.
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I'll just zap my spirit
into this
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[ Strained ] unclaimed corpse --
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Susan, here --
and then pretend to be
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your fiancé that you've
kept secret from Baba.
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[ Groaning ]
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- And Susan's spirit will go
into your body?
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- Yeah, her dead spirit.
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You'll just strap
some rollerblades
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on my lifeless body
and send me on the bird trip.
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- Please have dimples,
please have dimples.
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[ Ethereal tune plays ]
[ Flies buzzing ]
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- Ah.
So, once you're inside Susan,
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you and I will get married,
instead,
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and, since it's not your body,
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it won't be weird for us to...
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you know.
- No! No.
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It's temporary.
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But that should be plenty
of time
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for you to introduce "Susan"
to Baba
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and get her
to call off the wedding.
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More importantly, I'll avoid
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that mother-daughter
pigeon thing!
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Okay?
Back up!
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[ Spitting ]
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♪♪
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- [ Squeaking ]
- But things don't always go
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according to plan.
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- [ Gasp ]
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♪♪
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- Oh, no!
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[ Bones cracking ]
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- Pretty sure Susan, here,
OD'd on heroin.
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But now I get
what all the fuss is about.
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[ Glass breaks ]
- Where'd your soul land,
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Mr. Whiskers?
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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- That thing is gonna
ruin my manicure!
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- There you are!
The bus is here!
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I made you that seed bark
you always refuse to try.
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Catch! Once you get past
the first twenty bites,
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you really start
to crave it, right?
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See ya, Pete!
Just a heads-up --
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that corpse isn't dead yet.
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Come on.
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- That squirrel's
gonna be a great mom.
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- I still can't believe
you're actually coming.
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You look excited, too,
but let's not have a repeat
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of my parent-teacher
conferences.
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No inciting violence, sex,
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or violent sex, okay?
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- Caw-caw, caw-caw!
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- Caw-caw!
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- And a caw-caw to you,
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my fellow enthusiasts.
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This is my mom, Trophy.
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See?
I told you she's real!
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- Glad you could finally come!
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[ Gasp ]
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- -She can migrate south on me
all winter long.
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Am I right, Ralphie?
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[ Laughs ]
- [ Squeaking ]
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- You've been practicing
your bird calls.
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Pigeon fever is contagious!
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♪♪
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- I've never been
inside this shape before.
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- I think you look cute.
- Peter,
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I have wedding vest for you.
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Oh hoh hoh.
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Holds eye contact,
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doesn't cower at my scowl.
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I ordered
easily intimidated bride.
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This not Svetlana.
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Pete! Find return label.
I get crate.
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- Baba, I was afraid to tell you
before, but I'm already engaged,
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to this wonderful human woman,
Susan.
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We're very much in love,
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so I don't need
an arranged marriage.
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- You keep secret from Baba?
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Why?
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You tell me everything.
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- [ Gasp ] I do!
I can't argue with that!
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- We're so very much in love,
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but we were afraid you'd be
angry Pete chose his own wife.
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- I wasn't afraid of you, Baba.
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I was afraid of your reaction.
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- Shut face hole!
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Okay. Baba see
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if you good match for Peter.
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- Uh...
- First test.
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Why can't Peter speak,
if he looking at sweet cream?
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- Because Pete can't stop
drinking sweet cream
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until he hits 64 full ounces.
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- Drinking how?
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- In tiny sips,
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with his eyes clenched
[ Clapping] shut!
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And his toes curled.
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- Lucky guess.
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- [ Moaning ]
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- Okey-dokey,
Baba be straight with you.
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I think you corpse.
- [ Gasp ]
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The only part of me
that's dead is
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my ambition to lead
an independent, fulfilling life.
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No, thank you.
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- Hmm, you seem like the perfect
daughter-in-law.
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Maybe too perfect!
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- [ Coughing ]
- Not robot.
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Not marionette.
Very well.
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I accept this pairing.
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- Great.
So, Susan and I have
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some fiancée-ing
to go do in my room.
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- No. You must go
let Svetlana down in person.
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You meet her in half of an hour
at Fort Gator Wax Museum.
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- What?! [ Clap ]
Don't make me confront Svetlana
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with a gallon of cream in me.
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I don't want any trauma
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attached to the cream!
- Bye-bye!
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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[ Air brakes hiss ]
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♪♪
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- Gather 'round, George W. Bush
Memorial High birders.
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As you know, Annie Fantasy
organized this watch
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and she will now --
very briefly -- explain.
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- Did you know pigeons
mate for life? I do.
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Did you know pigeons come
in 28 different colored designs
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and often place their beak
inside their partner's beak
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to reinforce their pair bond?
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Separate genes control --
- Great Wikipedia
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energy, Annie.
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Here's a list
of plumage varieties
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and pigeon behaviors
to look for.
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Not sure how many we'll see,
but remember our mantra --
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"We choose to spend
our time this way."
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- I don't see a ring on those
slightly bluish fingers.
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Is there a lucky SOB at home
I should know about?
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[ Laughs ] That stands
for spouse-of-birder.
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- [ Squeaking ]
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- [ Coos ]
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♪♪
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- Women love to be chased.
Watch this.
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- Dad, you promised
to stop saying that
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every time
you see a woman running.
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- [ Gasp ] I think
she just spotted an ash red.
261
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,957
Wow! I've never seen her run
toward something.
262
00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:29,090
She's a real natural at this.
263
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,308
Coming, Mom!
264
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,223
♪♪
265
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,095
- Let's find Svetlana
and let her down quick,
266
00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,575
so we can get to the room
267
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,882
[ Singsong ]
of wax Patrick Swayzes!
268
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,058
[ Bones cracking ] Aah!
- Easy, there.
269
00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,713
Gotta say,
this feels pretty natural.
270
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,759
- [ Slap ] Still your sister!
- Right.
271
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:48,065
- My liver always swells
with pride,
272
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,720
looking at Florida's
rich heritage.
273
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,417
♪♪
274
00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:56,073
Don't look now,
but I think I see el brido.
275
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,466
- Can you tell her, Troph?
276
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,424
When I get nervous,
my throat closes up
277
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,470
and the only sound
I can make is --
278
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:02,819
[ Scissors snipping ]
279
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:05,082
- ASMR scissor snipping sounds.
I know.
280
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,084
Fine, I'll do it.
Just meet me
281
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:10,435
at the Top Moments
in Breastaurant History Gallery.
282
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,959
- Oh thank you, thank you!
283
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,917
- Hi, Svetlana?
284
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:17,007
So, I'm sorry to tell you this,
but the marriage is off.
285
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:20,315
Mm-hmm. Well, you probably want
to be alone with your thoughts,
286
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:23,100
so, safe travels,
Svet-blah-blah-blah.
287
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:26,626
♪♪
288
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,671
- I love your pigeon passion,
but in birding,
289
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,673
we don't get that close
to the action.
290
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,196
It's different
from cock fighting.
291
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,938
[ Laughs ]
Mom! That tickles!
292
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,679
Birding really brings out
your silly side.
293
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,986
- [ Squawk ]
- What? Did you spot something?
294
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,640
Whoa! Mom?
295
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,685
- [ Squawk ]
- [ Squeaking ]
296
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,165
- Your mom is scaring the birds.
297
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,123
That violates our cardinal rule!
298
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,516
- Don't judge, Carmen.
299
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,127
My mom's the best birder
and parent here.
300
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,781
[ All gasping ]
Mom, don't!
301
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:52,869
- [ Gasp ]
302
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:53,870
- Um, Annie.
303
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,176
Um, is your mom
304
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:57,308
number twoing in the thicket?
305
00:10:57,352 --> 00:11:00,485
- I should've pointed out
the restrooms back
306
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,183
at the info center.
307
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,489
- Must be all the birdseed
granola bars.
308
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,361
They're really high in fiber.
309
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,145
- Welp, that's my trigger.
You're sleeping
310
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,712
on the pull-out couch
tonight, son.
311
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,541
- Why did you get us bunk beds,
in the first place?
312
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:19,853
♪♪
313
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,376
- Ooh!
314
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,507
Whoops!
315
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,900
♪♪
316
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,075
[ Ding! ]
317
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,512
- Oh, excuse my pardons, please.
318
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,818
I so nervous.
319
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,428
I meet dream husband --
320
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,735
his name Peter --
for first time today.
321
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,999
- You have the deepest dimples
I've ever seen!
322
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,698
- Sir!
You mustn't say this.
323
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,830
I almost-married woman.
324
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:41,918
- Svetlana?!
325
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,833
I'm Peter!
326
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:44,878
- Peter?
327
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:49,839
[ Tender tune plays ]
328
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,103
- Mama, Mama.
[ Speaking foreign language ] snack bar?
329
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,845
- [ Speaking foreign language ]
snack bar.
330
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,369
- You have a son?
- Yes, his name is Peter Jr.
331
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:01,372
- [ Gasp ]
I'm his biological father?!
332
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:02,896
- How would that be possible?
333
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,549
- I don't know.
Baba always says
334
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:07,378
the way children appear
is none of my business.
335
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,033
- Ah, his papa die of anxiety
during my childbirth.
336
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,035
I never thought I marry again.
337
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,081
But, when matchmaker called
and said
338
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:17,780
wonderful man named Peter
needed an old-country wife,
339
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:21,915
and my son being named Peter,
I thought for myself, maybe...
340
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,395
- I'm like an adult version
of your son,
341
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:28,573
which is every woman's
greatest desire in a husband.
342
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:32,099
[ Gasp ]
Is he drinking sweet cream?
343
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,231
-Da.
This sound silly.
344
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:38,279
It is favorite, but he like
to drink it really slow.
345
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,891
For me, the sweeter the cream,
the stronger the meat.
346
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,633
- ♪ Oh, I'm just crazy
347
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,330
♪ About Swayze
348
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,768
♪ Oh, I'm just crazy
349
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,813
♪ It ain't just a phasey
350
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:51,814
- Susan?
351
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,076
Oh, my God!
352
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,164
Susan?
353
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,125
♪♪
354
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,430
- Susan?
355
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,389
- Patrick?
- You always said I resembled
356
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,260
Patrick Swayze,
but I don't see it.
357
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,350
- Susan?
I mean, I'm Susan.
358
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,525
Who else would I be in her body?
359
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,311
So you and I -- Susan --
we are...
360
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,139
we're friends?
Hmm? Mm-hmm.
361
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,575
- Glad you're okay.
362
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,185
Last time we partied,
I had to leave you
363
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,839
at the front door of the ER.
364
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,755
- Um, thanks, um,
but why are you desecrating
365
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,278
Mr. Point Break Swayze?
366
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,714
- Don't you remember?
367
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,369
I hide my illegal narcotics
all around town.
368
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,718
Just like a squirrel.
369
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,242
That's why they call me
Squirrel.
370
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,766
Come on.
371
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,029
- Huh, did you know
this big guy's addiction
372
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,379
to eating human flesh
didn't stop him from becoming
373
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,991
the mayor of Fort Meyers?
374
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,644
So much to learn.
375
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,342
Susan is smart.
376
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:42,909
- You're gonna love these, Susan.
377
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,867
I know a place where we can
sample the goods
378
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,696
and have wasted sex
to the "Roadhouse" soundtrack.
379
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:50,003
Just like the old days, Susan.
Remember?
380
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,961
Just like before I took you
to the ER.
381
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,181
- I'm going to have
the time of my life.
382
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:57,793
And I owe it all to Sue.
383
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,925
- Phew!
384
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,709
Nice viewing perch.
385
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,493
Did you lead me up here
so we could sneak
386
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:05,018
in a little
mother-daughter bonding time?
387
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,410
- There are so many things
388
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,717
I've been
wanting to talk with you about.
389
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,240
I had this dream
a couple days ago
390
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,242
where I wore shorts to school
391
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,549
and things seemed
to go pretty well?
392
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,073
Do you think my calves
could handle that in real life?
393
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:20,120
Because I think clamdiggers
are the best I can do right now.
394
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,425
- What a magical day.
395
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:24,211
I feel like
we're finally connecting.
396
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,908
I love you, Mom.
397
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,128
- [ Chittering ]
398
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,738
- Wait a minute.
399
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,000
Food deposits in cheeks.
400
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,393
Climbing ability.
401
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,743
Number two'ing outside
in the daytime.
402
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,484
[ Gasps ]
You switched souls
403
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,790
with a squirrel
to avoid my field trip!
404
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:39,922
Didn't you?
405
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,968
But you did send your body.
406
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:45,623
I guess that means you really
do care about me.
407
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,887
You just misinterpret
my radical acceptance
408
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,801
as stupidity, don't you?
409
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,021
Don't you? Aww.
410
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,936
Well, at least you didn't
make me go to
411
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,460
another school thing alone.
That's something.
412
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,245
- How about a ride
back down the tree?
413
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,942
[ Laughs ]
414
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,512
- Dasha, arranged marriage off.
415
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:08,037
Peter already have secret
fiancée who might be his sister.
416
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,300
I know.
This Old country way,
417
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:13,825
but I always thought Petey fall
in love "The Fast & The Furious"
418
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:17,960
style, where sexual tension
meet illegal street racing,
419
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:22,182
resulting in makeshift family
of gorgeous misfits.
420
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,358
Ah, oh, well. Bye-bye.
421
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,099
- [ Laughs ]
422
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,624
So, you telling me these kids
get break from college,
423
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,801
drink malt lemonade,
walk into ocean and die,
424
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,673
and then you make the money
from their funerals?
425
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:38,198
[ Laughs ]
This is the American dream.
426
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,288
- I know. It sounds like
a fairytale, but it's true.
427
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,942
- Tell us more, Dada.
428
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,640
- [ Gasps ]
- I having too much fun, Peter.
429
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,643
I so glad you too milky
to find own wife.
430
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,471
- Svetlana, I need
to tell you something --
431
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,038
[ Cellphone screaming ]
432
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,996
It's my mother.
I should take this.
433
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,347
You might as well get used
to her coming between us.
434
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,958
- Of course, my Peter.
435
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,742
- Baba, I'm glad you called.
436
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,049
About Svetlana,
I think I love her.
437
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,528
- Baba fix.
438
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,877
Bring Susan home now.
439
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,401
Wedding need to start ASAP
440
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,229
because Baba go to bed
in 30 minute.
441
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,535
- What?
No, Baba, you don't under--
442
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,974
- Baba find Svetlana new fiancé
approved by village.
443
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,236
Amazing man.
444
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,107
Lives four blocks from beach.
445
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,674
More hair on arms.
446
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,806
Matchmaker calling Svetlana now.
447
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,026
- Baba, wait!
I love Svetlana, not Susan.
448
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,332
Oh, no!
449
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,768
- How much hair on arms?
- Svetlana!
450
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,552
- And what about fingers?
451
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,380
- Oh! That's a lot better!
452
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:31,686
- Svetlana!
- Thank you.
453
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:34,645
- Peter, my great day
now even better.
454
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,474
Since you lie to me and not say
you already engaged
455
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,651
to local woman,
I get to marry man named Choad.
456
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,089
- Susan isn't really my fiancée.
457
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:47,267
I only told Baba she was because
I wanted to find love on my own.
458
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,311
Then I did.
459
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,313
With you and Pete Jr.
460
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,272
Let's forget about
Susan and Choad.
461
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,708
Call the matchmaker back.
462
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,318
Tell her
you're going to marry me.
463
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:58,234
- Peter, oh,
sweet foolish Peter.
464
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:01,672
Don't you know that love always
begins by deceiving one's self,
465
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,023
and always ends
by deceiving others.
466
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,460
That is what the world
calls romance.
467
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,939
Plus, Choad has hairier arms.
468
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,550
You understand.
- No!
469
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,030
No!
470
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,335
If I had to do it over,
471
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,728
I would have never
gotten engaged
472
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,556
to my resurrected
sister's spirit
473
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:19,429
inside another woman's
decaying corpse.
474
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,518
- Like turducken. Yes, I see.
475
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,390
I wish you every happiness,
Peter.
476
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,957
Go to corpse-sister Susan,
work things out.
477
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,221
Maybe we meet again one day.
478
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,659
- [ Laughs ]
479
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,835
- We're almost at the end
of the trail, everyone.
480
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,924
Now, I know
what you're thinking.
481
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,100
If you'd joined
loom club instead,
482
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:41,712
you would've gotten to make
a potholder this afternoon.
483
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,367
But remember our other motto.
484
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,370
- No club prepares you
for life's disappointments
485
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,155
like birding club.
486
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,592
[ Bird cooing ]-Shh! I hear a bird.
487
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,897
A living one.
488
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,290
Try to spot it, everybody.
489
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,337
- Oh, my gosh,
it's a white-crested pied.
490
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,601
[ Gasps ]
It's got a nest full of eggs!
491
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:01,906
[ Gasps ]
492
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,343
- Ms. Fantasy, halt!
493
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,909
By the order of
the bird watchers!
494
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,433
- That's not a real thing,
Ralphie.
495
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,870
- Your mother is going
right up to the nest.
496
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,480
Why is she getting so close?
497
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,265
- Maybe we could bribe her
back down.
498
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,049
Does anyone see any acorns?
499
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,790
- Don't feed her more!
500
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,531
We don't need to
watch her poop again.
501
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,750
- Speak for yourself, Carmen.
502
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:22,013
- [ Chittering ]
503
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,146
[ Bird cooing ]
504
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:28,629
♪♪
505
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,021
- [ Coos romantically ]
506
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,459
- [ Squeaks ]
507
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,811
- Annie, I can't believe this.
508
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:40,510
Your mother appears
to be communicating with a bird!
509
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,772
- That's my mom.
510
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,383
- Why don't you ever talk
to birds?
511
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,428
- Baby, I can barely talk
to your father.
512
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,952
- She's bringing down the pigeon
and the nest!
513
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,258
- [ Gasps ]
514
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,477
- Oh, wow.
- Amazing.
515
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,000
- Your mother really knows
516
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,742
how to spice up ornithology,
Annie.
517
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,918
- I think the eggs
are about to hatch.
518
00:18:56,961 --> 00:19:00,095
Birders, get your cameras out.
519
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,792
♪♪
520
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,838
- Oh, the miracle of --
521
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,841
Oh!
522
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,625
- No one ever comes in here.
523
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,106
- So how hard
do we like to party?
524
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,587
Because it's been too long
for old Susan.
525
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,589
[ Gasps ] Foreplay.
526
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,199
- Oh, Susan, these will make you
527
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,767
hallucinate eight heads
on everyone.
528
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:23,553
So it'll feel like an orgy
with just the two of us.
529
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,251
- Oh, wait. Damn it.
530
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,254
I have one more stash in
the "Garfield & Friends" wing.
531
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,429
Don't move. [ Chuckles ]
532
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,213
I'll be right back.
533
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:34,608
- I'm about to get high and boink
might-as-well-be Patrick Swayze.
534
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,480
And to think I could be
on a birdwatching trip!
535
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,829
[ Dramatic music plays ]
536
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,266
- No! No, no.
537
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,789
Time can't be up yet.
538
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,704
No, no, no!
539
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:47,403
♪♪
540
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:50,189
[ Alarm blaring ]
541
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,494
[ Keypad beeps, alarm stops ]
542
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:52,974
- Not again.
543
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,194
- Hey, Andre, I found
that misplaced hitchhiker
544
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,370
from the Hall of
Dangerous Situations for Women.
545
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,242
I'mma take her back.
546
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,941
- I'd better not still be on that
fucking birdwatching trip!
547
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,684
- [ Squawks ]
548
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,164
[ All gasp ]
549
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,385
- You discovered an entirely
new species, Mom.
550
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,908
Even if you really
are a squirrel,
551
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:16,171
this is the best day
we've ever had.
552
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,738
Thank you.
553
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,784
- [ Gags ]
554
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,091
- Shit.
555
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:24,658
Ugh!
556
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,137
Did I eat carbs today?
557
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,618
- You were a great Mom today.
558
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,055
- I was? Oh, fabulous.
559
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,361
Maybe for your choir recital
560
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,668
I can swap bodies
with the morgue goat.
561
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,800
- He does love Philip Glass.
562
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,760
- That was just amazing,
Mrs. Fantasy.
563
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,283
Birder of the year!
564
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,329
Birder of the year!
565
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,288
Chant with me, I'm feeling
very self-conscious right now.
566
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,811
- Birder of the Year!
567
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,770
Birder of the Year!
Birder of the Year!
568
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,033
- That's me.
569
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,861
- Trophy! There you are.
570
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,646
I think we should just get
married to appease Baba.
571
00:20:56,690 --> 00:21:00,128
That's what my therapist calls
"exactly the problem."
572
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,958
- [ Chittering ]
573
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,220
- [ Screams ]
574
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,789
Okay, so maybe no s-e-x, but...
575
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,707
Whoa!
576
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,274
So...
577
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,493
what's your son's name?
578
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:21,715
♪♪
579
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,803
[ Squeaks ]
580
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,631
[ Thuds ]
581
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:28,461
- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Moaning ]
582
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:35,337
♪♪
583
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,948
- ♪ Susan
584
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:41,561
♪ Looks like I'm losin'
585
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,432
♪ I'm losin' my mind
586
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:44,912
- ♪ I'm losin' my mind
587
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:49,525
- ♪ I'm wastin' my time
588
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,920
♪♪
589
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,791
- Cream, Mama?
590
00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,751
- Hey, I told you,
no more of that stuff.
591
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,928
Only freaks drink sweet cream!
592
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:03,931
- Choad, please!
- You better start acting right
593
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:07,587
if you want to earn
the name of Choad Jr.
594
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,980
- Maybe I should
have married Peter.
595
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:13,506
Oh, if only his arms
had more hairs.
596
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:21,427
♪♪
597
00:22:21,477 --> 00:22:26,027
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