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[CAR HORNS HONKING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GASPS]
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Don't like this.
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Something's
going down.
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[GRUNTS]
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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Tri Corp Dispatch,
this is Transport 23.
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Tri Corp,
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do you... read...?
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[SIGHS]
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[SIZZLING]
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There you go,
Hammerhead.
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Job done.
HAMMERHEAD: Forget the hat.
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Put on the suit.
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You still owe the Big Man
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one Friendly Neighborhood
Spider-Man.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from
The highest ledge ♪
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♪ He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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MAY:
Peter, dear. Are you up?
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Come on, Mr. Lazy Bones.
[DOOR OPENING]
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Aunt May!
I'm-- I'm not decent.
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[CHUCKLES]
All right, calm down.
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There's breakfast
waiting downstairs.
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I'll be at Mrs. Watson's.
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[SIGHS]
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Mm, waffles.
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Bills.
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Gas, phone, electric.
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All past due.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Oh, good, you're up. I've just
been visiting with Anna
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and her niece, Mary Jane.
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A lovely girl.
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Peter, you must meet her.
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Um, what's she like?
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Oh, she has
a wonderful personality.
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[SHUDDERS]
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Oh! She's there now.
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Why don't we
just head over--?
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I'd love to, Aunt May,
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but I promised Harry
I'd help him study,
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and I can't miss the bus.
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Bye!
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[HORNS HONKING]
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I so have to get me
some hands free.
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What?
PETER [OVER PHONE]: N-- Nothing.
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Just trying to do
too much at once.
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You mean like selling pictures
to the Bugle
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instead of
helping your friends?
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Look, straight up,
I blew it.
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And I know you're ticked--
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Don't go all emo on me, bro.
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I-- I'll get over it. Just, uh--
Just back off for a while.
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Got it.
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And thanks.
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Target spotted
and target lost.
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But he's in the area, boss.
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[BEEPING]
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Peter.
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Good to see you.
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Here to help Harry, huh?
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We help each other, Mr. O.
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Now, now, Peter,
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modesty doesn't become
men like us.
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Smart, driven,
responsible, self-made.
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I'm more of
a work in progress.
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At least
you're making progress.
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Mind if I check my e-mail?
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[SCOFFS]
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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An e-vite to
Midtown High's fall formal.
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Which would rock,
if either of us had,
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what's the word?
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A date?
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Could probably ask
Mary Jane Watson.
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Mary-who what-now?
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Oh, this girl Aunt May
wants me to meet.
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Oh, get this: she has
"a wonderful personality."
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[BOTH SHUDDER]
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I was thinking about
asking Gwen.
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Uh-- Just as a friend,
you know?
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Well, actually,
I wouldn't know.
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Miss Stacy's currently
not speaking to me.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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"From the desk of
J. Jonah Jameson."
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Whoa, p-publisher
of the Daily Bugle.
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"Mr. Parker, come in ASAP
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to claim paycheck
for photos of Spider-Man."
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Yes!
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Dude, sorry,
I'll be back in an hour.
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Two tops. Promise.
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Uh, w-what do I do
while you're gone?
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Chapters one through six.
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Review.
[SIGHS]
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JAMESON:
Did a caveman
proofread this piece?
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Where's my sports editor?
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I want him in my office
in 14 seconds!
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And where's my coffee?
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Uh-- Sir?
I-- I'm Peter--
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I know who you are.
You're the know-nothing
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who wasted 41 seconds
of my time the other day.
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Well, I haven't got
another 41 to spare.
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But-- But--
Brilliant comeback, kid.
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Now where's
that Parker guy?
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I e-mailed him
76 minutes ago.
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Won't anybody
get me my coffee?
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Coffee. Decaf.
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It's only been
20 minutes.
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And I'm pretty sure you just
kicked Peter Parker out.
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Well, don't just
stand there,
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get him back!
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Oh, that wasn't
too humiliating.
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Wait. Oh, my money.
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Sorry about that,
Parker.
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Was expecting someone
old enough to have,
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you know, armpit hair.
Ha-ha.
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Now, that costumed freak
sells papers,
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so I want another set of pics
in my hands by deadline.
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You got two hours.
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Uh, I'll--
I'll do my best, but--
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You still here? What do you
want, a medal? Get out!
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Out!
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I'll cut that check
for you, Peter.
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Thanks, Miss Brant.
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I'm Betty.
So, Betty,
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how do you work for a
walking embolism like Jameson?
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Mr. Jameson's
a decent man down deep.
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We talking Marianas Trench deep
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or Dante's Ninth Circle deep?
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[GIGGLES]
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See you soon, Peter Parker.
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Yee-ha!
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He's back.
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Set it in motion.
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[SECURITY ALARM RINGING]
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Talk about a crook
with bad timing.
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Great, he's on us.
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Now, not too fast.
If he loses us, no payday.
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Oh, forget the payday.
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I want payback.
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Two hours till deadline.
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No sweat.
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Oh. Don't want anything
to happen to this.
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHS]
Marco?
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How many times
do I have to take you down?
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And where's your
charming partner O'Hirn?
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[GRUNTING]
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Whoa--
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Look, we gotta stop
meeting like this.
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People are starting to talk.
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Mostly about
what doofs you are.
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[GROANING]
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I reckon that came
as a bit of a shocker, eh, bug?
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Well, good.
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So will this.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hold still, son,
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so's I can put you
out of your misery.
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How about you put me
out of my mystery?
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Who are you?
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Call me, well--
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How's about "Shocker?"
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SPIDER-MAN:
Or how's about "Toast?"
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Either you got less kick
than a three-legged mule,
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or this here suit does more than
protect me from my own power.
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I guess
clothes do make the man.
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[PUNCH LANDS]
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Did I get him?
Tell me I got him.
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All you got
is on my nerves.
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Now, stay out of this, boy.
The grownups were talking.
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Don't be too mad
at O'Hirn.
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He just gets cranky
without his n--
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[ELECTRICITY WHIRRING]
[GROANING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Impressive.
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You could hire yourself out
as a kiddie ride.
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Thanks.
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[GRUNTS]
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But I already got
a job I love.
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[GROANING]
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[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTING]
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That should satisfy
the Big Man.
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[DEVICE BEEPS]
Extraction.
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Hey, a little help?
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I ought to leave you
for the cops,
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but I'm in
too good a mood.
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[GRUNTS]
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Did I get him?
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Is he roadkill?
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He's finito. Let's book.
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[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
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[CAR HORNS HONKING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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Talk about
your tight spots.
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But I'm alive.
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[SNIFFS]
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Oh! And I reek.
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And my paycheck's ruined.
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Perfect.
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PETER:
Harry, I'm sorry--
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Sorry? You totally
left me hanging.
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I-- I know you can
do calc in your sleep,
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but I've got a lot riding
on tomorrow's test.
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Maybe I should ask Gwen.
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No, I'm down for tonight,
I swear.
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Um, carpe ropem?
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHS]
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Guess all Osborn's money
couldn't buy him muscle tone.
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Lay off, Flash.
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You think you could
do better?
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How about
you and me race?
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First to the top wins.
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Dude,
Parker's calling you out.
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And my spider powers
are gonna send you home crying.
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Ball, please?
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All right, all right.
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A little friendly competition
never hurt anyone.
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Line up.
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[SNIFFING]
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Ugh! Forget it.
You win.
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Usually when I say
puny Parker stinks,
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it's a figure of speech,
but, whoo!
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[SNIFFS]
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And I showered three times
last night.
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Peter, throw me the ball.
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[SIGHS]
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[YELLS]
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PETER:
Gwen, I'm sorry.
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Sorry, you turned
at the last s--
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Parker! Hit the showers.
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[LAUGHING]
Yeah, for all our sakes.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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BETTY:
Uh, Pete,
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are you wearing perfume?
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It's a long story.
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Uh, look, Miss Bra--
I-- I mean, Betty.
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Uh, this is embarrassing,
but could you replace my check?
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It got trashed.
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Well, sure.
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Oh, you have to meet
our editor in chief.
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Joe Robertson,
this is Peter Parker.
261
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,953
The photographer, right.
262
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:28,687
Call me Robbie.
263
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,355
Any new shots?
264
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,359
Uh, do you know
a Rand Robertson?
265
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,728
Well, there is a kid
by that name
266
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,663
who lives in my house
and eats all my food.
267
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:39,797
You at Midtown?
268
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,700
Yes, sir.
Good school.
269
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,534
Look, Peter, the fact
that you've twice gotten
270
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,471
any usable pictures
of Spider-Man is pretty amazing.
271
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,939
But the photos themselves--
272
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,208
Do you have
your camera on you?
273
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,975
She's kinda hard
to keep in focus.
274
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,311
This won't cut it.
275
00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:53,811
You want to be
a Bugle freelancer,
276
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:56,747
you take that check
and invest in a serious camera.
277
00:11:56,749 --> 00:12:00,151
Garbage, garbage,
literally garbage.
278
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,252
Garba-- Wait.
279
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,754
Ho-ho!
280
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,090
Uh, wouldn't you rather use one
281
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,525
where Spider-Man's winning?
282
00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:07,892
Ha! Shows what you know.
283
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,260
Nobody loves a winner.
284
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,528
The people are our market,
285
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,297
and the people want
their heroes to fail.
286
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,032
Makes 'em feel good
about themselves.
287
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,367
[SNIFFS]
Oh.
288
00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:18,437
Piece of advice, kid:
Perfume doesn't cut it.
289
00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:19,671
Tomato juice.
290
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:22,373
Only thing after
taking pictures at a dump.
291
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,810
Oh, I so need an excuse
to get back to Betty.
292
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,079
Which means I need
to take more pictures.
293
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,882
Which means I cashed in
my checks, because--
294
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,950
I-- I need to buy
a new camera.
295
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,987
We're closed. Go away.
296
00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:36,855
The sign says you don't close
for another hour.
297
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,458
The s-s-sign's wrong.
Come back tomorrow.
298
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,827
[GRUNTS]
299
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,563
I'm telling you,
we gotta cash in fast.
300
00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:47,266
Once Hammerhead spreads the word
Spider-Man's croaked,
301
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:49,934
it'll be open season
for every hood in the city.
302
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,703
[GRUNTING]
303
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:55,006
Still can't believe I didn't
cash in his chips myself.
304
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,408
[SNIFFS]
305
00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:58,844
Something smells bad.
306
00:12:58,846 --> 00:12:59,911
Oh, still?
307
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,481
I washed this costume
five times.
308
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:04,649
Now that you troglodytes
have deduced
309
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,653
that the rumors of my demise
have been greatly exaggerated...
310
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,555
I'm not dead.
311
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,959
Uh-- N-never mind. Just tell
Shocker I want a rematch.
312
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,326
You can call the cops now.
313
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,796
Oh, I really,
really hate that guy.
314
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,866
This is really,
really getting heavy.
315
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,434
[BOTH GRUNT]
316
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,437
Hey, Aunt May.
317
00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:27,005
I'm home
before the new curfew.
318
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,073
And that's appreciated, Peter.
319
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,009
I'm almost done here.
320
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,244
Just paying bills.
321
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:35,447
Or rather, deciding which ones
I can hold off paying.
322
00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,882
Well, I think I might--
323
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,220
Hold off on the gas bill?
324
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,388
[SIGHS]
325
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,824
I feel like banana cake.
You?
326
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,859
Um, no, uh, thanks.
327
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,062
I think I'll just
hit the sheets.
328
00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:52,397
What--? No banana cake?
329
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,233
Helping Harry must have really
tuckered you out.
330
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,936
Oh, man. Harry.
331
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,170
I totally--
332
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,304
Blew me off, Pete!
333
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,340
I know, Hare, look,
I'm worthless, but--
334
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,410
But nothing.
Worthless covers it.
335
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,312
Let me get this straight.
336
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,182
You ditched out on the only guy
in the whole school
337
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,450
who actually liked you?
338
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,585
Genius!
339
00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,153
[CACKLES]
340
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,124
[JAZZY COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING
THROUGH JUKEBOX]
341
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,399
Big Man's not satisfied,
Montana.
342
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,500
And why would that be?
343
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:29,735
He don't think
344
00:14:29,737 --> 00:14:32,136
you lived up to your
responsibilities.
345
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,140
[CAMERA WHIRRING]
346
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,074
Hm, the new camera
should make Robbie happy.
347
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,177
And of course if I happen
to run into--
348
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,379
Miss Bra-- Betty.
349
00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:41,613
Oh, hi, Peter.
350
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,814
Perfect timing.
Hold this.
351
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,984
You know, we should
do this more often.
352
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,253
I mean, you and I
have so much in common.
353
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,290
We both put mustard
on our hot dogs.
354
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,026
Uh, we-- We both work
for Jolly Jonah,
355
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,062
and that's a treat,
believe me.
356
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,264
Anyway,
I was wondering,
357
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,699
would you like to go
to my fall formal?
358
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,034
Uh, with me, that is.
359
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,936
Your fall formal?
360
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:05,803
Yeah.
361
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,606
At my high school.
362
00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:09,474
In the gymnasium.
363
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,511
So, heh,
364
00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:15,346
is that deafening silence
a yes?
365
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,315
It's a very sweet offer,
366
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,419
but I'm just
too old for you, Peter.
367
00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:22,220
Uh-- It's just a dance.
368
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,922
A little
rock 'n' roll.
369
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,191
[LOUD RUMBLING]
370
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,825
[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
371
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,061
Okay, I didn't mean it
like that.
372
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,429
[ANXIOUS CHATTER]
373
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,098
ROBBIE:
Graphic's already online.
374
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,100
Lee, get me damage reports.
Foswell, take the science angle.
375
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,835
Manhattan is not known
for earthquakes,
376
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,871
and that was the third tremor
in the last hour.
377
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,640
Tremor... or Shocker?
378
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,143
[BEEPING]
379
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,811
Epicenters
are equally spaced
380
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,147
in a straight line
heading uptown.
381
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,582
These aren't quakes,
382
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:54,252
they're Shocker's trail
of breadcrumbs for yours truly.
383
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:58,123
And I think I know where
to find his gingerbread house.
384
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:09,768
Here, Shocky, Shocky, Shocky.
385
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:10,735
[EXPLOSION]
386
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,037
[SCREAMS]
387
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,073
Really thought
I'd ended you, old son.
388
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,643
But you got more lives
than a bag of cats.
389
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:22,513
Still, I reckon
we can remedy that situation.
390
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:23,982
[GRUNTS]
391
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,288
One more at close range
ought to do it.
392
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,428
[♪♪♪]
393
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,742
SHOCKER:
I do admire your spunk, son.
394
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,510
Not enough to let you go,
of course.
395
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,746
That'd be bad for business.
396
00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:02,587
Whose business?
397
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,621
Can't tell you
the who.
398
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,023
Then tell me the why.
399
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,358
What'd your Friendly
Neighborhood Spider-Man do?
400
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,661
Oh, take nothing
personal, hoss.
401
00:17:09,663 --> 00:17:11,696
Simple truth is,
if a man's a man,
402
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,465
he honors
his responsibilities,
403
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,500
and you're one of mine.
404
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,645
[GRUNTS]
405
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,084
Well, the place
is condemned.
406
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,258
You know,
it really ain't wise
407
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,360
to make a dangerous man
look foolish.
408
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,229
You don't need my help
for that.
409
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,863
You looked in a mirror lately?
410
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,234
Boy, talk about incompetent.
411
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,436
You've had more shots at me
than Marco and O'Hirn.
412
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,905
And done about as well.
413
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:57,908
Them boys are punks.
This is my profession.
414
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,545
You do this for a living?
415
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,879
Ha, with that accent...
416
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,115
[IN SOUTHERN DRAWL]
...I was thinkin' rodeo clown.
417
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,551
Don't you mock me, boy.
418
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,920
I mock.
I'm a mocker.
419
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,057
Also a puller,
a tugger, a yanker...
420
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,745
[SCREAMS]
421
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:47,692
And that's what they call
bringing down the house.
422
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,930
[DINGS]
423
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,636
You seem troubled, son.
424
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,236
Troubled?
Gee, you think?
425
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,505
I failed my calc test
because Pete abandoned me.
426
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,241
Flash's crowd
won't cut me a break--
427
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,409
Enough.
428
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,043
You're parked
in a no-whining zone.
429
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,679
Take some
responsibility.
430
00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:09,280
Peter's not the reason
you failed.
431
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,182
You wanna pass a test? Study.
432
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,418
You wanna be popular?
Be popular.
433
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,720
Take control
of your destiny, boy.
434
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,489
Harry, life's pretty simple.
435
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,026
You cowboy up
and do what you have to do.
436
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,997
Thanks.
437
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,132
I will.
438
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,968
My apologies
for the interruption.
439
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,369
Ah, kids today.
440
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,870
Whatcha gonna do?
441
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,472
New topic:
442
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,173
Spider-Man.
443
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,842
We want him gone.
444
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,843
You care?
445
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,378
None of my business.
Really?
446
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,613
Hero saved your hide.
447
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,547
I have nothing to do
with Spider-Man.
448
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,149
I wouldn't have risked
tipping you off
449
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,817
to that Tri Corp shipment
if I had.
450
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,319
Why did you tip us off?
451
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:52,223
Tri Corp's my competitor
in the Super-Mercenary field.
452
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,392
If their prototypes
go missing, everyone wins.
453
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:59,397
Which brings up an issue
my boss would like to discuss.
454
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,565
Go ahead, Big Man.
455
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,033
[PHONE BEEPS]
456
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,735
BIG MAN:
Mr. Osborn,
we have a proposition.
457
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,739
When Spider-Man battles
the likes of the Vulture,
458
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:10,040
the Lizard,
and even our Shocker,
459
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,678
he's too busy
to interfere with my empire.
460
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,748
We would like to hire you
to create more, well,
461
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,584
let's call them
"super-villains."
462
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,818
What's in it for me?
463
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,386
Ample funding
464
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,255
and a ready supply
of human guinea pigs
465
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:28,659
for your more
questionable experiments.
466
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,662
[GROANING]
467
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:37,668
Ned Lee. The Bugle.
468
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,137
What is it?
What's the card say?
469
00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:41,139
[LEE READING]
470
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,607
[DIALING]
471
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,343
Robbie. It's me.
I'm here.
472
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,411
But I need a photog--
473
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,378
Wait, what?
474
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,547
I said Parker was there.
475
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,915
Already e-mailed
his shots.
476
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,550
Kid still needs a new camera.
477
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:56,521
What's this?
478
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,055
The Bugle paid me
for my pictures.
479
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,757
Now you can
pay those bills.
480
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,326
Out of the question.
481
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,528
Besides, if you're gonna
take photos for the Bugle,
482
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,595
you need a new camera.
483
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,666
Well, that thought occurred.
484
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,236
But a man has to honor
his responsibilities.
485
00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:13,104
You're one of mine.
486
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,407
Aunt May,
please let me help.
487
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,709
I accept.
488
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,544
If you agree
to set aside 10 percent
489
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,080
of every check
to save for that camera.
490
00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:23,147
Deal?
491
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,548
Deal.
492
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,651
[SNIFFS]
493
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,855
Peter, dear why do you
smell like tomato juice?
494
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,661
[♪♪♪]
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