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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,325 --> 00:00:50,160 Whether it is uncle or aunt, whether it is uncle or aunt. 2 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:53,165 Whoever it may be. 3 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:57,163 Ramji has spices.. 4 00:00:57,337 --> 00:01:00,500 ..for everyone. 5 00:01:03,243 --> 00:01:06,178 Ramji has spices for everyone. 6 00:01:08,348 --> 00:01:11,181 Key to every lock. 7 00:01:11,251 --> 00:01:13,185 Lock to every key. 8 00:01:14,254 --> 00:01:17,189 Key to every lock. 9 00:01:17,257 --> 00:01:19,191 Lock to every key. 10 00:01:20,527 --> 00:01:25,191 He gives food according to the hunger. 11 00:01:25,532 --> 00:01:28,524 Ramji has spices for everyone. 12 00:01:29,369 --> 00:01:31,200 This is too good. 13 00:01:31,271 --> 00:01:34,206 Ramji has spices for everyone. 14 00:01:36,543 --> 00:01:39,205 Key to every lock. 15 00:01:39,279 --> 00:01:41,213 Lock to every key. 16 00:01:42,282 --> 00:01:45,217 Key to every lock. 17 00:01:45,285 --> 00:01:47,219 Lock to every key. 18 00:01:59,299 --> 00:02:05,238 His strings are attached to the household of chefs. 19 00:02:05,305 --> 00:02:07,569 Attached to the household of chefs.. 20 00:02:07,641 --> 00:02:12,237 ..generations after generations. They are all chefs 21 00:02:13,313 --> 00:02:18,250 His strings are attached to the household of chefs. 22 00:02:18,418 --> 00:02:21,251 He is like a toad from a well. 23 00:02:21,421 --> 00:02:24,254 He is the king of the well. 24 00:02:24,324 --> 00:02:29,762 The whole well sings praises of him. 25 00:02:34,601 --> 00:02:39,595 He has spent many a years boiling himself then learnt to boil. 26 00:02:39,673 --> 00:02:42,767 Ramji has spices for everyone. 27 00:02:45,345 --> 00:02:48,280 Ramji has spices for everyone. 28 00:02:57,357 --> 00:03:04,286 He had the responsibility of marrying off his sister. 29 00:03:04,631 --> 00:03:12,299 Day and night this was the thought that rode his mind. 30 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:24,314 Hey, little one. lsn't he good? He has this art in him. 31 00:03:24,484 --> 00:03:30,320 You like him don't you? He went for a spin in just a turn. 32 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:35,327 He has this art in him. He went for a spin in just a turn. 33 00:03:35,395 --> 00:03:40,332 He has this art in him. 34 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:46,336 He casts the spell and fills every moment with love. 35 00:03:46,506 --> 00:03:51,341 He makes every moment delicious. 36 00:03:52,412 --> 00:03:57,679 Whoever it may be. 37 00:03:57,851 --> 00:04:01,343 Ramji has spices for everyone. 38 00:04:01,421 --> 00:04:02,683 Here you are Ramji. 39 00:04:03,423 --> 00:04:06,358 Sethji, take this. 40 00:04:06,526 --> 00:04:08,357 No keep it. And go. Thank you very very much. 41 00:04:08,528 --> 00:04:11,361 Key to every lock. 42 00:04:11,531 --> 00:04:13,362 Lock to every key. 43 00:04:14,434 --> 00:04:17,369 Key to every lock. 44 00:04:17,437 --> 00:04:19,371 Lock to every key. 45 00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:22,374 Key to every lock. 46 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:25,375 Lock to every key. 47 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:28,380 Key to every lock. Lock to every key. 48 00:04:28,448 --> 00:04:34,387 He gives food according to the hunger. 49 00:04:34,454 --> 00:04:38,390 Ramji has spices for everyone. 50 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:42,392 Ramji has spices for everyone. 51 00:04:42,462 --> 00:04:48,401 He gives food according to the hunger. 52 00:04:48,468 --> 00:04:51,403 Ramji has spices for everyone. 53 00:04:51,471 --> 00:04:53,735 Ramji has spices for everyone. 54 00:04:53,807 --> 00:04:56,401 Ramji has spices for everyone. 55 00:05:01,748 --> 00:05:06,412 'ln those days Gopal Narayan Tiwari was very well known.' 56 00:05:07,487 --> 00:05:08,920 'He was a very well known chef.' 57 00:05:08,989 --> 00:05:13,426 'God has his ways. He died in a kitchen too.' 58 00:05:13,493 --> 00:05:16,428 'ln Jhullan's wedding he was cooking green peas.' 59 00:05:16,496 --> 00:05:19,431 'He breathed his last holding his chest.' 60 00:05:19,499 --> 00:05:22,434 'At that time Ramji was 12 years old.' 61 00:05:22,502 --> 00:05:26,438 'And Parvati his younger sister was 7 years old.' 62 00:05:26,506 --> 00:05:30,101 'At that time Ramji threw his text books and note books.. 63 00:05:30,176 --> 00:05:32,440 ..and got into his father's shoes.' 64 00:05:32,512 --> 00:05:35,447 'He has turned out to be a better chef than his father.' 65 00:05:35,515 --> 00:05:37,449 'And he has just one dream.. 66 00:05:37,617 --> 00:05:41,451 ..to wed Parvati lavishly.' 67 00:05:41,955 --> 00:05:45,948 'He didn't even spend a penny for himself.' 68 00:05:46,059 --> 00:05:49,460 'He saved every penny for Parvati's wedding.' 69 00:05:49,529 --> 00:05:51,463 'And today is that day.' 70 00:05:51,631 --> 00:05:53,462 'The wedding is so grand.. 71 00:05:53,533 --> 00:05:57,469 ..that the entire village is wide-eyed.' 72 00:05:57,537 --> 00:05:59,801 What is this aunty, Again the same story. 73 00:05:59,873 --> 00:06:02,467 Grandpa, grandma, Pandey-ji is here! 74 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:05,477 Pandey-ji greetings! - Tomorrow come over to the factory, 75 00:06:05,545 --> 00:06:07,479 Greetings! - Welcome! 76 00:06:07,547 --> 00:06:09,481 No. Right now, l'm at a family function. 77 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:12,484 Where has this Radhe disappeared? 78 00:06:13,553 --> 00:06:14,815 He'll totally ruin my reputation. 79 00:06:17,824 --> 00:06:19,985 Congratulations Mishra-ji. 80 00:06:22,662 --> 00:06:24,493 Hey Papua.. - Yes. 81 00:06:24,564 --> 00:06:27,499 Did you see Radhe? 82 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:28,829 No. l didn't see him. - Where the hell did he go? 83 00:06:48,588 --> 00:06:50,852 Bless you. - Be happy. 84 00:06:51,591 --> 00:06:53,525 May God bless you with lots of kids, child! 85 00:07:02,602 --> 00:07:05,537 My son gave away all the money. 86 00:07:05,705 --> 00:07:09,539 The Lord only knows, what sacrifice my son has given.. 87 00:07:09,709 --> 00:07:12,542 ..to collect so much money. - Thank you very much. 88 00:07:13,613 --> 00:07:15,547 Radhe.. Radhe.. 89 00:07:15,615 --> 00:07:18,550 What's the matter? Any problem? 90 00:07:18,718 --> 00:07:21,551 l don't know where the hell is that Radhe? 91 00:07:21,621 --> 00:07:23,555 Radhe? The barber? - Yes. - There, he is sitting. 92 00:07:23,623 --> 00:07:26,558 He is still eating there. 93 00:07:26,626 --> 00:07:28,560 l was tired looking for him and he is sitting here and belching. 94 00:07:28,628 --> 00:07:30,562 l will..! 95 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:32,154 Does the bride's father-in-law need a shave? 96 00:07:32,232 --> 00:07:35,065 l would be blessed if he doesn't shave me off! - What! 97 00:07:35,635 --> 00:07:39,571 What is it dear? So much time to count it! 98 00:07:39,639 --> 00:07:42,574 l think you're counting it peacefully. 99 00:07:42,642 --> 00:07:45,577 l'm not being able to face her father -in-law since morning. - Why not? 100 00:07:45,912 --> 00:07:50,576 l had to take the dowry money from Radhe and give it to him. 101 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:54,916 Then what was that which l gave him, wrapped in a red cloth. Ram-ji.. 102 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:58,920 l'm almost finished. lt is 251 . 103 00:07:58,992 --> 00:08:01,927 Have you confirmed that it is the right amount? - Yes father. 104 00:08:01,995 --> 00:08:05,590 Now keep it in the cupboard and lock it, all right. 105 00:08:06,766 --> 00:08:09,599 l'll go to the bank tomorrow morning and deposit it. 106 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:12,601 ln a bank?! 107 00:08:12,772 --> 00:08:14,933 l'm sorry to interrupt, father. 108 00:08:15,108 --> 00:08:17,599 But there is no need to go that far. 109 00:08:17,944 --> 00:08:20,606 We will call Chaurasia-ji here and have it done. 110 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,611 Will you have raw betel nut or roasted? 111 00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:24,616 Betel nut! 112 00:08:24,784 --> 00:08:26,615 Are you out of your mind? 113 00:08:26,686 --> 00:08:28,620 You're the limit! 114 00:08:28,688 --> 00:08:30,622 What had we decided? 115 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:34,956 l was ready to marry your daughter without having a look at her. Why? 116 00:08:35,028 --> 00:08:37,121 So that l could use the dowry money you would give me.. 117 00:08:37,197 --> 00:08:38,960 ..to pay for Parvati's dowry. 118 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:40,624 And you are not at all concerned! 119 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,634 Give me the money. 120 00:08:43,703 --> 00:08:46,968 What is this? Bank draft! You're the limit! 121 00:09:01,721 --> 00:09:06,658 She eloped and took the money along with her too. 122 00:09:06,726 --> 00:09:10,662 She writes that she won't marry a stinking chef like you. 123 00:09:15,735 --> 00:09:18,670 Do you think l'm a fool, like you? 124 00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:22,001 Did you think l won't know the difference between.. 125 00:09:22,075 --> 00:09:23,667 ..a betel leaf and a note? 126 00:09:23,743 --> 00:09:31,673 Look Ram-ji, if l wish, l can destroy your reputation right now. 127 00:09:32,752 --> 00:09:35,687 Look at my son.. ls he lying on the footpath? 128 00:09:35,855 --> 00:09:38,016 He reads weather report on television. 129 00:09:38,091 --> 00:09:39,683 The weather condition.. 130 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:43,695 The chief minister doesn't fly his helicopter till he listens to him. 131 00:09:44,764 --> 00:09:48,700 lf you had any problem, you could have told me. 132 00:09:48,768 --> 00:09:50,702 We could have thought of something else. 133 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:53,703 But l don't understand this betel leaf. 134 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:57,706 Forgive us. 135 00:09:57,777 --> 00:10:00,712 We were hoping to get the money from somewhere, but we didn't. 136 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,714 That's why this trouble. 137 00:10:02,782 --> 00:10:04,215 He has arranged for everything.. 138 00:10:04,284 --> 00:10:06,718 ..made the wedding preparations beyond his means. 139 00:10:06,786 --> 00:10:08,720 He has cooked the feast himself and.. 140 00:10:08,788 --> 00:10:11,723 ..desert and ice-cream has also been arranged for. 141 00:10:11,791 --> 00:10:13,725 Kulfi.. Kulfi.. 142 00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:16,887 Yes. Did you have it? Someone get some kulfi for sir. 143 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:18,726 To hell with your kulfi! 144 00:10:19,065 --> 00:10:21,056 You can get kulfi or an ice-slab. 145 00:10:21,134 --> 00:10:22,897 But l'll not cool down. That's it. 146 00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:24,231 Listen.. - What is it? 147 00:10:24,304 --> 00:10:25,896 Pandey-ji is leaving. 148 00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:27,735 Shouldn't we give him the parting gift? 149 00:10:27,807 --> 00:10:29,741 l'm coming. l'm coming. Come on. 150 00:10:33,813 --> 00:10:37,749 Look Ram-ji, the wedding has already taken place. 151 00:10:37,817 --> 00:10:39,751 We'll take the bride with us. 152 00:10:39,819 --> 00:10:41,753 l'm respecting you. - Thank you very much. 153 00:10:41,821 --> 00:10:43,254 No, no, no. The wedding is over.. 154 00:10:43,323 --> 00:10:44,756 ..but it doesn't mean that we have been duped. 155 00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:49,761 We have a solution for all rituals. 156 00:10:52,098 --> 00:10:54,760 He takes so much trouble. 157 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:57,769 Even when it rains, he goes on his scooter to read.. 158 00:10:57,837 --> 00:10:59,771 ..the weather report on television. 159 00:11:00,106 --> 00:11:04,770 When he sits before the camera, water drips from his hair. 160 00:11:04,844 --> 00:11:07,779 Tell me, what is the solution? 161 00:11:08,114 --> 00:11:10,275 Do you have any solution? 162 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:11,942 Do you? 163 00:11:12,018 --> 00:11:14,782 We had bought a new raincoat to go to the temple. 164 00:11:14,854 --> 00:11:17,789 But if you wish we can buy a new one. 165 00:11:17,957 --> 00:11:20,790 You are talking about umbrellas and raincoats! 166 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:23,795 Will he wear a raincoat in the hot season? 167 00:11:23,863 --> 00:11:25,797 He doesn't have to sit in a kitchen.. 168 00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:29,795 ..and cook throughout the day. 169 00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:32,794 He appears on the TV. 170 00:11:32,872 --> 00:11:34,806 All of Bihar watches him. 171 00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:40,806 You should buy a nice second hand car for him. 172 00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:46,818 Listen, he may rot in Patna alone. 173 00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:50,822 But till you don't buy a car for him.. 174 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:53,154 ..they won't celebrate their first night. 175 00:11:53,226 --> 00:11:56,320 What are you saying father! First night is a must. 176 00:11:56,396 --> 00:11:57,829 Shut up! 177 00:11:57,897 --> 00:12:00,832 Why do you interrupt when two elders are speaking? 178 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,834 Get out from here! 179 00:12:02,902 --> 00:12:04,995 The entire village got together to get this wedding accomplished. 180 00:12:05,071 --> 00:12:07,005 Now where will we find a used car? 181 00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:09,837 There is no need to discuss anymore. 182 00:12:09,909 --> 00:12:11,843 What l said is final. 183 00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:14,846 Now you have to arrange for it. - All right. 184 00:12:20,019 --> 00:12:21,850 What has happened, Chhotu uncle! 185 00:12:23,022 --> 00:12:25,855 We got involved with such people! 186 00:12:27,927 --> 00:12:31,192 He is even ashamed of my being a chef. 187 00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:34,399 He says that if their relatives ask me.. 188 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,867 ..then l should tell that l'm a farmer. 189 00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:42,868 Chhotu uncle, will our Parvati be happy there? 190 00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:44,873 Have a juice, chill out! 191 00:12:45,044 --> 00:12:47,205 Have a juice, chill out! 192 00:12:47,947 --> 00:12:50,040 Have a juice.. - Take a break! 193 00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:53,051 Have fun! Have fun! 194 00:12:53,119 --> 00:12:54,882 ls it juice or a cough syrup?! 195 00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:57,218 There is no more than two spoons full in every glass. 196 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,383 And you don't allow finishing that too. 197 00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:02,895 Do you know that Ramji is getting his sister married by borrowing money! 198 00:13:02,962 --> 00:13:04,896 When it is your daughter's turn, l'll mix juice concentrate in the well.. 199 00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:07,899 ..and make the entire village drink it. 200 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:11,232 Give me now.. - l'll give you an entire glass! Listen.. 201 00:13:12,972 --> 00:13:14,234 You look disturbed, Ramji. 202 00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:15,899 Don't hesitate to ask me if you need some help. - Yes. 203 00:13:16,409 --> 00:13:18,900 Like you, she is our sister too. 204 00:13:18,978 --> 00:13:21,913 No, nothing's the matter. l'm just a bit tired. 205 00:13:21,981 --> 00:13:24,245 lf something lacked in the wedding arrangements, then.. 206 00:13:24,317 --> 00:13:27,252 Lacked..! You have done so well! 207 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,912 What is lacking? 208 00:13:28,988 --> 00:13:31,252 Did you have food and today's special item? 209 00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:32,916 Yes l had. lt was very good. Oh yes! l saw you taking it 3 times. 210 00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:36,928 Ok. Thanks for coming. Bye! - Bye! 211 00:13:36,996 --> 00:13:38,930 Bye! - Bye! 212 00:13:39,432 --> 00:13:43,926 Kinsmen, l accept that l made a mistake. 213 00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:46,938 But l'll arrange for the money anyhow. 214 00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:50,439 At least don't insult me before the guests. 215 00:13:50,543 --> 00:13:52,943 So you have separated it! 216 00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:55,947 ls my respect separate from yours? 217 00:13:56,015 --> 00:13:57,949 Don't estrange me in this way. 218 00:13:58,017 --> 00:14:00,952 Money does not matter to me. 219 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,955 You're more valuable to me. 220 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:06,952 Shall l call the doctor? 221 00:14:07,026 --> 00:14:08,960 Good joke! 222 00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:11,961 You are very fortunate! 223 00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:13,965 Do you speak English? 224 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:15,957 Yes.. Somewhat. 225 00:14:16,035 --> 00:14:17,969 Then come.. come with me. 226 00:14:18,037 --> 00:14:20,972 Meet him.. Pandey-ji. 227 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:24,974 Pandey-ji, he is Ramji. - Greetings! 228 00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:28,980 Wow! How tasty! 229 00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:32,984 lt feels like the Goddess of Taste herself came down to earth. 230 00:14:35,054 --> 00:14:37,318 What a cook you are, gentleman! 231 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:39,984 He speaks English too! Speak up. 232 00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:41,993 No. l'm not a chef. 233 00:14:42,061 --> 00:14:43,995 l'm a farmer. 234 00:14:45,665 --> 00:14:48,998 Cook.. Cook? He has cooked all this food. 235 00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:52,333 All of you, say something! - Yes.. Yes. He has cooked it. 236 00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:55,169 He cooks all kinds of food, English, lndian. 237 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:58,335 He cooks that too. What's the name.. Spicy spaghetti. 238 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,014 Poodle. 239 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,011 Noodle. 240 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:13,024 Yes, that's it. He's a very good chef! A very good chef! 241 00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:15,026 Cook.. He is a cook! 242 00:15:15,094 --> 00:15:18,029 All of you, say something. 243 00:15:18,097 --> 00:15:20,531 No one can match him in entire Bihar. - Yes. 244 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,363 He is a chef from childhood. 245 00:15:22,435 --> 00:15:24,027 He is related from Badki aunty's side. 246 00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:27,038 His name is Advocate Choube. 247 00:15:27,106 --> 00:15:31,042 After going there.. 248 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:33,374 ..he became Vicky Choube. 249 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:39,044 He has settled down well in London. 250 00:15:39,118 --> 00:15:41,052 He has got an NRl card too. 251 00:15:43,656 --> 00:15:49,060 When he had come here 6 months back, he was very troubled. 252 00:15:49,128 --> 00:15:53,064 Eating the junk food over there, he had grown fat all over. 253 00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:59,060 That time he had mentioned that he needs a vegetarian cook. 254 00:15:59,138 --> 00:16:01,072 A cook!.. Vegetarian cook! 255 00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:04,065 He will get 400 256 00:16:04,143 --> 00:16:09,080 400! But Ramji gets 3500 /- even here, isn't it? - Yes. 257 00:16:09,148 --> 00:16:12,413 lt's pounds. 400 pounds. Not rupees. 258 00:16:12,485 --> 00:16:15,420 And one pound is worth Rs. 80/-. Now calculate. 259 00:16:15,488 --> 00:16:18,082 Speak up son. Calculate. 260 00:16:18,424 --> 00:16:20,585 Have you gone further then Chhapra? 261 00:16:23,162 --> 00:16:26,097 That means 20-22000 rupees! 262 00:16:27,266 --> 00:16:29,097 For a month or a year? 263 00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,102 Not 20-22000 rupees. 264 00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:34,105 lt's 30000 per month. 265 00:16:36,175 --> 00:16:39,110 l was looking for a cook since many days. 266 00:16:39,278 --> 00:16:43,112 As soon as l dined here, l knew.. 267 00:16:43,182 --> 00:16:45,116 ..my search is over. 268 00:16:45,451 --> 00:16:50,115 When l enquired about the chef, l came to know that he is the bride's brother! 269 00:16:50,189 --> 00:16:53,124 He is here only for you! Take him. 270 00:16:53,192 --> 00:16:56,127 There is no one else for him here. 271 00:16:56,195 --> 00:16:58,129 Go on lad! 272 00:16:58,197 --> 00:17:00,131 Listen, pack his bags. 273 00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:03,134 No.. - No! 274 00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:06,137 How can l.. 275 00:17:07,206 --> 00:17:09,140 Over there.. English would be.. 276 00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:14,145 l have not completed my studies too. l'm just eighth standard pass. And.. 277 00:17:14,313 --> 00:17:16,474 What is this? Such educated people.. 278 00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:21,145 ..are no match to my Ramji. 279 00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:26,151 Listen son. Why are you getting upset? 280 00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:29,154 lf you feel right, then go. 281 00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:33,164 And if you don't like it there, come back by the next bus. 282 00:17:33,499 --> 00:17:36,161 Why bus! lt is so close! 283 00:17:36,235 --> 00:17:38,169 Ramji can walk back. 284 00:17:38,237 --> 00:17:43,174 He'll have to go across seven seas, isn't it Pandey-ji? 285 00:17:43,242 --> 00:17:46,507 Look, l can easily send him. 286 00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:49,173 But we should know his wish too. 287 00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:52,173 So l have an advice. Think calmly.. 288 00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:56,517 ..talk it over with the family, and then tell me. 289 00:17:56,589 --> 00:17:58,682 Are you not family! 290 00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:02,193 What is there to ask! Take him away. 291 00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:05,196 Our life will be made. 292 00:18:05,264 --> 00:18:08,199 l mean his life will be made. Such opportunities don't come often. 293 00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:12,203 Who does he have here? Just a sister. 294 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:15,206 Won't you go for her? 295 00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:18,209 Come on! Arrange for his departure! Come on. 296 00:18:18,377 --> 00:18:22,211 So Ramji, what do you say? Shall we make the arrangements? 297 00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:37,228 ln whose name shall l offer prayers? 298 00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:40,395 Gopal Narayan Tiwari. 299 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:45,233 'Oh Lord! l've served you for my life. Sending him there to earn money..' 300 00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:49,240 'Lord, please get rid of bad omen from my wedding night..' 301 00:18:49,308 --> 00:18:52,243 'Lord, my brother is going overseas for the first time, take care of him.' 302 00:18:52,311 --> 00:18:57,248 'Take care of Ramji. - My son's future is connected to Ramji.' 303 00:18:57,316 --> 00:19:00,251 'You're sending me because so many people wish me to go.. 304 00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:02,253 ..you must have thought of something good for me.' 305 00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:04,255 'Take care of me.' 306 00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:09,257 The couple looks good.. 307 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:12,263 ..but her in-laws seem to be greedy. 308 00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:15,264 No sooner Parvati goes there.. 309 00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:18,269 ..she'll win over everyone's heart with her goodness. 310 00:19:18,337 --> 00:19:20,271 Their greed will be forgotten. 311 00:19:20,439 --> 00:19:22,270 Yes, their home will become abundant. 312 00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:24,275 But our house will become lonely. 313 00:19:24,343 --> 00:19:26,277 Yes, everything will be lonely. 314 00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:30,280 Hey, Pappua.. 315 00:19:34,353 --> 00:19:37,618 What happened? You look worried. 316 00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:46,297 l'm tired. 317 00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:51,632 Rest for a while. Your heart will lighten up. 318 00:20:00,479 --> 00:20:04,313 Cut it properly. Don't you have a machine? - No. 319 00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:07,477 And if there was a machine, would l've pushed it in your nose. - Do your work. 320 00:20:07,553 --> 00:20:11,319 ls everything fine? Abdul take his measurement. And listen. 321 00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:14,325 After that shave the hair in his armpits too. 322 00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:16,327 The skin burns by cutting there. 323 00:20:16,495 --> 00:20:20,329 lt doesn't burn if your apply powder. Apply powder & everything will be cool. 324 00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:22,492 Brother, get up. l want to take your measurement. 325 00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:24,331 lf he gets up then how will l do my work! 326 00:20:24,403 --> 00:20:26,337 lf he doesn't get up then how will l take his measurement! 327 00:20:26,505 --> 00:20:28,666 ls there any problem in doing both the work simultaneously? 328 00:20:28,741 --> 00:20:31,676 Tell me one thing? lt doesn't burn if you apply powder? 329 00:20:31,744 --> 00:20:34,338 No, not at all. Then shave it. 330 00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:36,347 What is this? The nose work is not done. 331 00:20:36,415 --> 00:20:38,349 He's taking the measurement. And the armpit hair job is also going on. 332 00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:40,678 lf he is wounded then don't tell me. 333 00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:42,345 You're acting strangely. 334 00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:44,685 l'm going abroad. And you all are getting anxious. 335 00:20:44,757 --> 00:20:47,351 Someone says shave it. Someone says stitch it. 336 00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:49,690 Why are you getting angry? You only are going abroad. 337 00:20:49,762 --> 00:20:51,354 But go like a human. 338 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:53,364 Where are you going with this jungle? 339 00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:55,366 Leave me, stupid. 340 00:20:55,434 --> 00:20:57,698 From where did you get this sample? 341 00:20:57,770 --> 00:20:59,362 Where's Mohammad? 342 00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:02,532 Mohammad himself said that his son has full information of the current trend. 343 00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:05,702 Take him only. Look what a stylish jacket he has worn. 344 00:21:05,778 --> 00:21:07,370 l've myself stitched this. 345 00:21:07,546 --> 00:21:11,380 When there was a shooting in Baisonkot last year.. 346 00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:15,386 ..then he only had stitched Chunky Pandey's pant. Am l right? 347 00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:17,388 There was a shot of climbing on the horse.. 348 00:21:17,456 --> 00:21:19,890 ..the horse was a wild one. lt used to stagger on two feet. 349 00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:22,553 When Chunky climbed the horse. The horse threw him. 350 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:24,391 lt's good that the poor person had worn only pants. 351 00:21:25,564 --> 00:21:27,725 lf you call this stitching than what is darning? 352 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,395 Okay, it's darning. But Chunky Pandey shook hands with me only 353 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,732 Stupid! 354 00:21:32,805 --> 00:21:35,399 You're saying that by stitching clothes from you.. 355 00:21:35,474 --> 00:21:37,738 ..one day Amitabh Bachchan will come and say, shake hands with me. 356 00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:39,573 Don't take Amitabh Bachchan's name. 357 00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:42,409 l become very excited when l hear his name. 358 00:21:42,581 --> 00:21:44,742 l have only one wish. 359 00:21:44,817 --> 00:21:47,752 As people know Amitabh Bachchan due to his acting just.. 360 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:51,415 ..like that one day Amitabh Bachchan should know me by my cooking skill. 361 00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:53,583 He'll surely know you. He is the super star of movies. 362 00:21:53,659 --> 00:21:56,423 And you the super star of cooking. 363 00:21:56,495 --> 00:21:59,760 Don't waste your time in chatting. Take his measurement. 364 00:22:05,771 --> 00:22:09,434 ln the water of foreign. 365 00:22:10,509 --> 00:22:13,444 He'll get mixed. 366 00:22:13,612 --> 00:22:17,446 ln the water of foreign, he'll get mixed. 367 00:22:17,516 --> 00:22:21,452 Your senses will open up in foreign. 368 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,781 Don't forget, don't forget, don't forget. 369 00:22:23,856 --> 00:22:25,448 lf you apply powder it won't burn. 370 00:22:25,524 --> 00:22:28,459 Don't forget, don't forget, don't forget. 371 00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:32,463 Don't forget, don't forget. 372 00:22:32,798 --> 00:22:35,460 This is called passport. Take it with you. 373 00:22:35,634 --> 00:22:37,625 Keep it carefully with you. 374 00:22:37,703 --> 00:22:40,467 This. - Yes. - l have to take it with me. - Yes. 375 00:22:40,539 --> 00:22:42,473 lt even has my snap. 376 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:44,475 So where do l take it? Here or there? 377 00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:47,808 Yes when they ask you there, open it & show to them. Then close it and keep it. 378 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,815 There too? - Yes, there too. - l'm confused. 379 00:22:50,983 --> 00:22:54,475 Give it to me. lt's passport. lt will get lost. 380 00:22:54,553 --> 00:22:57,488 Don't give it to anyone. Keep it with you safely. 381 00:22:57,823 --> 00:22:59,814 Keep it with myself? - Yes. 382 00:22:59,892 --> 00:23:03,487 Don't forget, don't forget, don't forget, don't forget. 383 00:23:19,178 --> 00:23:22,841 Don't forget, don't forget, don't forget, don't forget. 384 00:23:22,915 --> 00:23:26,510 Don't forget, don't forget, don't forget, don't forget. 385 00:23:30,689 --> 00:23:34,523 Let no one cast an evil eye on you. 386 00:23:36,595 --> 00:23:41,532 Let no one cast an evil eye on my Ramji, let no one cast an evil eye on you. 387 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:47,536 Let no one cast an evil eye on my Ramji. 388 00:23:55,614 --> 00:23:59,550 For how long we're waiting here but the bus has still not come. 389 00:23:59,618 --> 00:24:01,552 How much time is there for this bus to come? 390 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,884 Once he sits on the plane then in 12 hours he'll reach London. - Really! 391 00:24:06,725 --> 00:24:09,558 He will mess up everything in this time. 392 00:24:09,628 --> 00:24:11,562 What! 393 00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:14,565 As if instead of wings he has to fly by fluttering his hand. 394 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:18,569 The plane will fly. He only has to sit inside wearing his seat belt. 395 00:24:18,637 --> 00:24:23,574 Else? By the time we'll reach Patna, we can watch atleast one movie. 396 00:24:23,642 --> 00:24:25,906 Don't wait for the seat by standing in the line. 397 00:24:25,978 --> 00:24:27,741 Run and grab the window seat. 398 00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:30,577 No, they were saying that it's not the window seat. 399 00:24:30,649 --> 00:24:33,914 And they've given me loads of documents. l don't know what to do. 400 00:24:33,986 --> 00:24:36,580 Ramji, take care of your luggage while changing the flight. 401 00:24:36,655 --> 00:24:38,919 There is a danger of it getting stolen. 402 00:24:38,991 --> 00:24:41,585 This problem must not be in Singapore. - Why? 403 00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:44,595 Because Nepali people are very honest. 404 00:24:44,663 --> 00:24:46,927 Nepalese? ln Singapore? 405 00:24:46,999 --> 00:24:49,593 By the way, how did Nepalese come in Singapore? 406 00:24:49,668 --> 00:24:51,761 Then what. Don't you know.. 407 00:24:51,837 --> 00:24:55,204 ..all flat nose people are there. 408 00:24:55,274 --> 00:24:58,607 Flat nose? Are all flat nose people Nepalese? 409 00:24:58,677 --> 00:25:01,111 Our Sandeep's nose too is flat. 410 00:25:01,180 --> 00:25:03,614 Does it make him a Nepalese? 411 00:25:03,682 --> 00:25:06,617 How did Singapore come on the road? - The bus has come! lt has come! 412 00:25:06,785 --> 00:25:09,618 Okay, father, l'll take your leave. 413 00:25:09,788 --> 00:25:11,619 l'll call you when l reach there. 414 00:25:11,957 --> 00:25:14,619 Take care of Chutki. She's a kid. 415 00:25:14,793 --> 00:25:17,956 lf she makes any mistake, then forgive her like your own child. 416 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:20,123 Don't you worry, Ramji. 417 00:25:20,199 --> 00:25:22,793 She's like a daughter. And she'll remain like one. - Okay. 418 00:25:22,868 --> 00:25:26,634 Take care of your diet. 419 00:25:26,705 --> 00:25:28,639 Don't forget to send the money. 420 00:25:28,974 --> 00:25:30,965 No, l'm going for that only. 421 00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:33,637 Okay. - Okay, l'll leave. 422 00:25:33,712 --> 00:25:37,648 Pappu, l'm leaving too many responsibilities on your shoulders. 423 00:25:37,983 --> 00:25:39,644 Take care of yourself. 424 00:25:43,722 --> 00:25:45,656 Keep this safely with you. 425 00:25:46,725 --> 00:25:49,660 lt's not much. Just a little. 426 00:25:50,729 --> 00:25:57,157 Count and bring the things written in the list. Remember. 427 00:25:58,737 --> 00:26:01,672 Chutki, why are you crying? 428 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:05,005 Brother, take care of yourself. 429 00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:09,173 Look, l don't want to go abroad seeing your crying face. 430 00:26:09,248 --> 00:26:12,684 l'm doing all this for you only. Now smile. 431 00:26:12,751 --> 00:26:15,686 Yes. 432 00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:19,184 And don't give your in-laws a chance to complain. 433 00:26:19,258 --> 00:26:20,691 And do write letter. 434 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:25,023 While writing letter, don't complain about anyone. 435 00:26:25,097 --> 00:26:27,691 lf someone reads it, then it will create a problem. 436 00:26:27,766 --> 00:26:32,703 lf there is some trouble, write in pencil, l'll understand. 437 00:26:33,038 --> 00:26:36,701 Okay, l'll leave. 438 00:26:40,779 --> 00:26:43,714 Stop! Hurry up. 439 00:26:43,782 --> 00:26:46,717 Give me my bag. - Okay, my dear. - l'll leave. 440 00:26:46,785 --> 00:26:49,720 Thank you. - Take care of yourself. 441 00:26:49,788 --> 00:26:52,723 Do write letter. 442 00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:56,727 Ramji, remember my list. 443 00:26:56,795 --> 00:26:58,729 lt's not very big. 444 00:26:58,797 --> 00:27:01,061 Don't forget. 445 00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:04,728 Hello. - Hello. - This way towards the end. - Thank you. - Thank you. 446 00:27:04,903 --> 00:27:10,068 Hello. Could you sit down over there? lt's right down the end. Thank you. 447 00:27:10,242 --> 00:27:13,734 Hello. Over there. 448 00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:38,100 Hi. - Say good things, brother. 449 00:27:38,837 --> 00:27:42,102 No, l mean greetings. - Oh! Greetings. 450 00:27:42,174 --> 00:27:43,766 How are you? - Fine. - Okay. 451 00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:47,778 Did you lock it properly? - Yes. 452 00:27:47,846 --> 00:27:52,112 Wow! You've put the lock too. - Yes. - And chain too? - Yes. 453 00:27:52,184 --> 00:27:54,778 lt looks like you're a regular traveler to London. 454 00:27:54,953 --> 00:27:58,787 No, but why did you ask? 455 00:27:58,857 --> 00:28:02,793 You've come fully prepared, that's why. 456 00:28:02,861 --> 00:28:08,128 Look, suitcase, chain, lock.. and pickle too. 457 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,794 Yes, the aroma is coming. 458 00:28:10,869 --> 00:28:13,133 That's why it looks like you're regular visitor. 459 00:28:13,205 --> 00:28:15,799 No, l'm going there for the first time. 460 00:28:15,874 --> 00:28:18,138 But this is common sense. 461 00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:21,304 You should be fully prepared when you go out. 462 00:28:25,317 --> 00:28:28,809 Why is she wearing this strange coat? 463 00:28:28,887 --> 00:28:32,823 She is saying that the life jacket beneath your seat.. 464 00:28:32,891 --> 00:28:35,826 ..by wearing that a person doesn't drown. 465 00:28:35,894 --> 00:28:38,158 lf this plane crashes into the water, then. 466 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:39,822 Crashes? - Yes. - ln water? 467 00:28:39,898 --> 00:28:41,832 Yes, it will crash. 468 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:43,834 But l don't know whether in land or water. 469 00:28:47,172 --> 00:28:48,833 Excuse me, sir. 470 00:28:49,174 --> 00:28:50,835 Sir, stand up, please. 471 00:28:50,909 --> 00:28:52,843 Not now. Please, remove it. 472 00:28:52,911 --> 00:28:55,846 No, l'll keep wearing it. l'll give it to you later. 473 00:28:55,914 --> 00:28:57,848 No, if we were to land in water, it would help you. 474 00:28:57,916 --> 00:29:00,851 Look, after falling in the water, where will l search for you? So let me wear it. 475 00:29:00,919 --> 00:29:03,012 No, sir, you don't understand. You have to take it off. 476 00:29:03,088 --> 00:29:06,023 No let me.. after landing there, l'll give it to you. - Tell him. 477 00:29:06,091 --> 00:29:08,025 You have to take this off. You have to take this off. - Make them understand. 478 00:29:08,093 --> 00:29:10,186 Pull it. - What's this? 479 00:29:11,363 --> 00:29:12,853 What happened? - God! 480 00:29:12,931 --> 00:29:16,196 Remove it. - O my God! - No need for the plane to crash in the water. 481 00:29:16,268 --> 00:29:17,860 This only will suffocate me. 482 00:29:18,036 --> 00:29:19,867 Remove it. - Hold on. 483 00:29:43,495 --> 00:29:44,894 Why are you looking at me? Go. 484 00:29:49,234 --> 00:29:50,895 lt is very small. 485 00:29:52,971 --> 00:29:54,905 What is this? They've kept it higher. 486 00:29:55,974 --> 00:29:57,908 You go, what are you looking at? 487 00:29:58,076 --> 00:30:00,237 ls this for a human or a pigeon? 488 00:30:07,252 --> 00:30:08,913 Excuse me, there is some man in the toilet. 489 00:30:08,987 --> 00:30:10,249 And we've been waiting for so long. 490 00:30:10,322 --> 00:30:12,256 What's he doing for so long? - l'm been waiting really long, ma'am. 491 00:30:12,324 --> 00:30:14,918 Okay, okay. Don't worry, let me see what's wrong. 492 00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:19,253 Excuse me. - Yes. - Hi, can l help you, sir? 493 00:30:19,331 --> 00:30:21,265 What? - Can l help you? 494 00:30:26,538 --> 00:30:28,938 Do you have a tumbler? - Tumbler? - Yes. 495 00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:30,938 What tumbler? 496 00:30:31,009 --> 00:30:35,105 l've checked. There is no mug or vessel here. Can l get a tumbler? 497 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:38,946 No, sir. You'll have to use the paper only. - Paper? 498 00:30:39,017 --> 00:30:40,951 l can't use paper. 499 00:30:41,019 --> 00:30:44,955 We consider paper to be a sacred thing. We don't even stamp on it. 500 00:30:45,023 --> 00:30:48,117 And you're saying.. - No, no. Please, sir, you've to use paper only. 501 00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:49,956 Many people are waiting in the queue. 502 00:30:51,029 --> 00:30:52,963 You people endure it for a bit longer. 503 00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:55,966 There is no wait here. lf you come in, you'll get stuck. 504 00:30:56,034 --> 00:30:57,968 l'm badly stuck. 505 00:30:59,037 --> 00:31:02,473 Those idiots! They charge us so much & they can't even keep a bathroom tumbler. 506 00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:03,974 What a cunning business is this! 507 00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:07,307 Sir. - Yes, l'm coming. l'm coming. 508 00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:10,974 Come on sir. - What are you staring? There is paper for you. Go. 509 00:31:11,049 --> 00:31:12,983 Go. - Go on through. 510 00:31:14,653 --> 00:31:17,986 lt's the limit. Now l don't feel like sitting. 511 00:31:18,156 --> 00:31:20,989 O God! - You people think it is a joke? 512 00:32:05,370 --> 00:32:08,032 Why are they searching everyone's luggage? 513 00:32:09,107 --> 00:32:12,042 We're standing in this line for the past 1 and 1/2 hours. l can't understand it. 514 00:32:17,382 --> 00:32:21,045 l got to see robbers and dacoits too. 515 00:32:21,219 --> 00:32:24,052 But they seem to be from good family. 516 00:32:24,556 --> 00:32:27,047 These are not robbers and dacoits. 517 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:30,060 They are illegal immigrants. 518 00:32:30,228 --> 00:32:33,220 They're been deported. - Report? - No, not report, deport. 519 00:32:33,298 --> 00:32:36,062 Like you have this document.. 520 00:32:36,134 --> 00:32:40,070 ..this passport this visa. This is your identity. 521 00:32:40,138 --> 00:32:44,074 lf you don't have this, then you'll be forcefully sent back. 522 00:32:44,242 --> 00:32:45,402 Next please. 523 00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:47,069 Greetings. 524 00:32:48,146 --> 00:32:51,081 What is this, please? - No, no, this not my. 525 00:32:51,149 --> 00:32:53,083 Okay, sorry, next please. 526 00:32:53,151 --> 00:32:57,417 No, you didn't understand. This my friend brother sister's husband. 527 00:32:57,489 --> 00:33:00,253 London. He like very much. For him. 528 00:33:00,325 --> 00:33:03,089 ls it edible? - What? 529 00:33:03,428 --> 00:33:05,089 ls it eatable? 530 00:33:05,163 --> 00:33:07,427 Eatable? No, no, not eatable. 531 00:33:07,499 --> 00:33:09,091 Only touchable. 532 00:33:09,167 --> 00:33:12,102 lt's pickle. Sir, you eat full bottle. 533 00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:15,105 Then morning tomorrow this tumbler gone. 534 00:33:15,173 --> 00:33:19,109 No tumble, no problem. And paper finish also. 535 00:33:19,277 --> 00:33:21,108 Oh no! ended up with meeting a rogue. 536 00:33:21,446 --> 00:33:24,108 What's the problem? - You speak Hindi? 537 00:33:24,182 --> 00:33:26,116 Yes. This is pickle. 538 00:33:27,452 --> 00:33:30,114 lt's just a pickle in a jar. lt's okay. 539 00:33:30,188 --> 00:33:31,450 Yeah, it's fine. You can go now. 540 00:33:31,523 --> 00:33:33,616 No problem. You can take it. 541 00:33:33,692 --> 00:33:36,126 Thank you, thank you. - Next, please. 542 00:33:37,195 --> 00:33:39,129 Taxi. One minute. 543 00:33:39,197 --> 00:33:44,134 This address go. Okay. 544 00:33:44,202 --> 00:33:47,137 Where's the door? The door is on the wrong side. 545 00:33:47,205 --> 00:33:49,469 lt will move ahead or back? Now go. 546 00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:54,144 No one came to pick me at the airport. What kind of people are these? 547 00:33:54,212 --> 00:33:56,146 The meter is running faster than your car. 548 00:33:57,482 --> 00:33:59,143 lt's so expensive. 549 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:04,154 Okay, okay, enough. 550 00:34:04,222 --> 00:34:07,487 20 please. - You take this money go. Go. 551 00:34:12,497 --> 00:34:14,328 Vicky Chaube's house.. 552 00:34:14,399 --> 00:34:16,492 Straight in. - ls it this? 553 00:34:16,568 --> 00:34:18,160 lt's a grand palace. 554 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:21,161 lt's good. Shi. Vicky Chaube? 555 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,173 He's inside. Right in. - Okay. 556 00:34:23,341 --> 00:34:26,504 l want to meet Vicky Chaube. - Wait a second. 557 00:34:26,578 --> 00:34:29,172 You're from? - Cook from Takipur. 558 00:34:29,514 --> 00:34:30,674 Thank you. 559 00:34:38,256 --> 00:34:40,190 Mr. Vicky Chaube? 560 00:34:41,793 --> 00:34:43,192 Okay. 561 00:34:43,261 --> 00:34:46,196 So many people have gathered over here. 562 00:34:46,264 --> 00:34:48,198 He looks to be a big shot. 563 00:35:04,282 --> 00:35:06,216 Mr. Vicky Chaube? 564 00:35:18,296 --> 00:35:20,230 No. 565 00:35:20,298 --> 00:35:22,232 This can't be. 566 00:35:34,312 --> 00:35:36,246 What has happened? 567 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:40,247 Now what will l do? 568 00:35:41,853 --> 00:35:43,252 Parvati. 569 00:35:46,424 --> 00:35:48,255 Mr. Ramji? - Yes. 570 00:35:48,326 --> 00:35:50,419 Sorry, we couldn't come to pick you from the airport. 571 00:35:50,495 --> 00:35:53,259 You must have understood the reason for that. 572 00:35:53,331 --> 00:35:55,595 Actually we tried to stop you from coming here. 573 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:58,261 But you'd already left. 574 00:35:58,336 --> 00:36:01,271 All that is fine. But what do l do now? 575 00:36:01,339 --> 00:36:04,274 Excuse me. 576 00:36:04,342 --> 00:36:07,277 Hello. Yes.. 577 00:36:47,385 --> 00:36:50,320 What is she saying? Why is she so annoyed? 578 00:36:50,388 --> 00:36:53,323 Tell her that whatever money she offers me, l'm willing to take it. 579 00:36:53,391 --> 00:36:56,326 l'll not only cook food, but also take care of the whole house. 580 00:36:56,394 --> 00:36:59,659 Look, Mr. Ramji, by eating your lndian spicy food.. 581 00:36:59,731 --> 00:37:03,326 ..her husband Mr. Chauble died from ulcer. 582 00:37:03,401 --> 00:37:05,335 Now they don't want to keep you here. 583 00:37:05,403 --> 00:37:07,667 Look, your return ticket to lndia is ready. 584 00:37:07,739 --> 00:37:09,502 Keep this money. 585 00:37:09,574 --> 00:37:11,337 And you return to lndia immediately. 586 00:37:11,409 --> 00:37:14,344 Look, l can't go anywhere with this money. 587 00:37:14,412 --> 00:37:16,346 This money is too less to do anything. 588 00:37:16,414 --> 00:37:20,851 My people in the village, my sister Parvati is hopeful of my success. 589 00:37:20,952 --> 00:37:23,352 lf l take this money and return, then there will be a big problem. 590 00:37:23,421 --> 00:37:25,355 l told you she won't let you stay here. 591 00:37:25,423 --> 00:37:27,357 l'll cook not only vegetarian but non-vegetarian food too. 592 00:37:27,425 --> 00:37:29,518 That is fine. - l'll look after the whole house. 593 00:37:29,594 --> 00:37:31,858 But.. - How will l face my people? 594 00:37:31,930 --> 00:37:35,366 Listen to me, she won't let you stay here. - How can you send me like this? 595 00:37:35,433 --> 00:37:36,695 Listen to me. - l'll look after the whole house. 596 00:38:20,745 --> 00:38:24,408 'l'm planning to admit my child in English school.' 597 00:38:25,483 --> 00:38:27,417 'lt's expensive.' 598 00:38:27,485 --> 00:38:30,420 'But with your blessings, that too can be managed.' 599 00:38:30,488 --> 00:38:32,422 'What do you say? - Yes.' 600 00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:33,921 Yes. 601 00:38:52,844 --> 00:38:54,436 What happened? 602 00:38:54,779 --> 00:38:56,644 What happened? Leave my bag. 603 00:38:56,781 --> 00:38:59,511 ls somebody here? Are you going to steal? 604 00:38:59,784 --> 00:39:01,445 l won't let you do it. 605 00:39:01,519 --> 00:39:03,453 lf you had been from my village, then l would have taught you a lesson. 606 00:39:03,521 --> 00:39:06,649 Spare my bag. My things are in it. 607 00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:09,659 ls somebody here? - What do you guys think you're doing? 608 00:39:09,861 --> 00:39:12,455 Leave him alone. 609 00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:15,995 Hey, officers. Come here. 610 00:39:16,868 --> 00:39:20,463 Leave me. Leave me. 611 00:39:20,538 --> 00:39:23,473 Will you steal my bag just like that? - Hey man, are you all right? - Yeah. 612 00:39:52,904 --> 00:39:56,704 My bag, my bag. Where is my bag? 613 00:39:57,842 --> 00:39:59,776 Bag. Who took my bag? 614 00:39:59,911 --> 00:40:01,503 Where's my bag? 615 00:40:27,705 --> 00:40:30,674 Guru. - Give it to me. - Almost done. 616 00:40:43,721 --> 00:40:45,746 What is this? lt's a strange thing. 617 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:48,552 What happened? Whose child is this? 618 00:40:49,026 --> 00:40:50,550 ls someone here? 619 00:40:50,895 --> 00:40:52,886 O my God! Stop! 620 00:40:53,965 --> 00:40:55,956 Stop! lt's a car! You'll get hurt! 621 00:40:59,971 --> 00:41:02,030 You're very naughty. Why are you laughing? 622 00:41:02,173 --> 00:41:04,767 Whose child is this? ls someone here? 623 00:41:04,909 --> 00:41:07,571 Where is your family? Here come your parents. 624 00:41:07,745 --> 00:41:11,772 Sonu! Sonu! - Sonu! Sonu! Are you okay? - l'm sorry, dear. 625 00:41:11,983 --> 00:41:14,577 Are you fine? - He's all right. 626 00:41:14,919 --> 00:41:18,912 We're really, really very grateful to you. Thank you. - Yeah, thank you. 627 00:41:19,757 --> 00:41:22,920 Guru, why is he laughing? - He's laughing because of my dilemma. 628 00:41:23,094 --> 00:41:24,789 Nothing happened. He's fine. 629 00:41:24,929 --> 00:41:26,726 But what kind of parents are you? You left him.. 630 00:41:26,798 --> 00:41:30,063 ..in the middle of the road. lf he had got.. 631 00:41:30,134 --> 00:41:31,601 ..rolled on the road, then it would have been a big problem. 632 00:41:31,669 --> 00:41:33,796 Be careful. 633 00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:35,599 We're really very sorry. l don't know. 634 00:41:35,807 --> 00:41:38,275 You are.. from Bihar? 635 00:41:38,810 --> 00:41:41,779 You're correct. You're correct. 636 00:41:42,079 --> 00:41:45,810 We're very grateful. Thank you so much. You saved Sonu's life. 637 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:48,017 lt's okay. - Where do you live? 638 00:41:49,086 --> 00:41:50,610 Right now l'm on the road. 639 00:41:50,788 --> 00:41:52,619 Let's see what happens further. 640 00:41:52,890 --> 00:41:54,619 No really. 641 00:41:55,092 --> 00:41:57,617 Are you new in this country? 642 00:41:57,895 --> 00:42:00,625 Yes. lt's been one day. 643 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:04,627 But in this one day, l've seen the entire lifetime. 644 00:42:04,969 --> 00:42:06,834 Raja the great. 645 00:42:07,038 --> 00:42:09,700 Look at him. 646 00:42:09,974 --> 00:42:12,636 Hey tiger! How are you? 647 00:42:14,812 --> 00:42:16,643 Leave my hand. O my God! 648 00:42:16,848 --> 00:42:19,646 Guru, he's bleeding. - lt's nothing, you don't.. 649 00:42:19,717 --> 00:42:22,151 No. You come with us to our home. l'll put the dressing. - No need for that. 650 00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:24,651 What's the need to bring him home? 651 00:42:24,722 --> 00:42:26,849 There's a hospital nearby. l'll take him there only. 652 00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:29,651 We'll take him home. 653 00:42:29,727 --> 00:42:30,989 What's your name? 654 00:42:31,162 --> 00:42:33,858 My name is Ramji. 655 00:42:34,065 --> 00:42:37,660 Ramji, l'm Aparna, he's Guru. - Greetings. - And this is Sonu. 656 00:42:37,835 --> 00:42:40,201 Hey, son. You come with us to our place. Okay? 657 00:42:40,938 --> 00:42:44,271 Come. - Okay. - Do come. - Come. 658 00:42:45,009 --> 00:42:47,273 Come on. - Guru brother, is there a tumbler at your place? 659 00:42:47,678 --> 00:42:52,672 Tumbler? - Yes, for my arrangements of the bathroom. 660 00:42:53,217 --> 00:42:56,675 From the time l've come, l haven't gone to the loo. 661 00:42:56,854 --> 00:42:58,685 My heartbeat increases when l see the papers. 662 00:43:10,101 --> 00:43:11,693 l'll do one thing. 663 00:43:11,969 --> 00:43:15,871 l'll put this pulses and rice for you. 664 00:43:16,874 --> 00:43:21,038 You'll have to finish everything without leaving a grain of rice. Understood? 665 00:43:21,112 --> 00:43:22,704 You're a good boy. 666 00:43:24,115 --> 00:43:26,310 No, l won't feed you. 667 00:43:26,384 --> 00:43:27,908 You'll have to eat everything by yourself. 668 00:43:27,985 --> 00:43:30,920 Then l'll tell you the story of the four faced demon. 669 00:43:31,188 --> 00:43:33,918 No, no, Ramji. He can't eat all this stuff. 670 00:43:34,191 --> 00:43:37,718 Can't eat? - No. - ls there a problem? 671 00:43:37,895 --> 00:43:40,329 He won't eat. You get up. 672 00:43:40,398 --> 00:43:41,922 l've still not eaten my food. 673 00:43:42,066 --> 00:43:44,125 l'll give you another plate. You wash your hands. 674 00:43:44,902 --> 00:43:46,733 Come. - Okay. 675 00:43:46,904 --> 00:43:50,738 l want to tell you something about Sonu. - Sister, you're worrying unnecessarily. 676 00:43:50,808 --> 00:43:52,742 All kids have the same problem. 677 00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:56,402 lf you keep food in front of them, they get so anxious and start doing drama.. 678 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,744 Soap. - As if someone is doing injustice to them. 679 00:43:59,817 --> 00:44:01,876 But if they're really hungry. 680 00:44:01,953 --> 00:44:05,753 Then keep the plate in front of them and in 2 minutes it's completely clean. 681 00:44:06,924 --> 00:44:09,757 Sonu is sick. He's not like the other kids. 682 00:44:09,827 --> 00:44:11,761 That l understood when l saw him. But still l.. 683 00:44:11,829 --> 00:44:13,763 lt's not about how he looks Ramji. 684 00:44:13,931 --> 00:44:16,764 Sonu.. can't even swallow his food. 685 00:44:17,935 --> 00:44:19,766 lf l feed him.. 686 00:44:20,938 --> 00:44:22,769 Sonu! Sonu! Stop! Stop! 687 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:25,101 Guru! Guru! 688 00:44:25,176 --> 00:44:28,236 What will he spit? Till now he must have digested half of what he has eaten. 689 00:44:28,379 --> 00:44:32,315 What was l saying? That if you keep the plate in front of a hungry kid.. 690 00:44:32,383 --> 00:44:34,442 ..then he'll finish off everything. 691 00:44:34,518 --> 00:44:36,383 Why, Sonu dear? Wasn't l saying this? 692 00:44:36,787 --> 00:44:38,948 Sonu! - He finished off his food on his own. 693 00:44:39,190 --> 00:44:41,784 What do you mean he ate his food? - l'd gone to the kitchen for a minute. 694 00:44:41,859 --> 00:44:45,317 Why did you leave him alone? - l'd just gone to the kitchen for a minute, Guru. 695 00:44:45,396 --> 00:44:49,127 What did he eat? - Nothing, l'd given him pulses and rice. 696 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,794 He finished off everything. - Who told you to do all this? 697 00:44:51,969 --> 00:44:54,062 l thought.. - Guru. - What! 698 00:44:54,138 --> 00:44:56,299 He has eaten his food for the first time on his own. 699 00:44:56,807 --> 00:44:59,002 Can you believe it? He's fine. 700 00:45:01,212 --> 00:45:03,806 Appu. - ln this house everyone says Appu only. 701 00:45:03,881 --> 00:45:07,214 You're saying Appu, Appu. This naughty boy too says Appu in the morning. 702 00:45:07,318 --> 00:45:08,808 What's the matter? 703 00:45:08,886 --> 00:45:10,820 Because my pet name is Appu. And this naughty boy doesn't.. 704 00:45:10,888 --> 00:45:12,822 ..say anything else other than Appu. 705 00:45:12,990 --> 00:45:15,823 Really! - Appu, Appu. - What? 706 00:45:15,893 --> 00:45:18,157 Better be careful. 707 00:45:21,332 --> 00:45:23,300 ls Guru brother annoyed with me? 708 00:45:24,435 --> 00:45:26,903 What did you say his name is? - Ramji. 709 00:45:27,004 --> 00:45:29,837 Ramji. - He says that he'd got all the papers. 710 00:45:30,341 --> 00:45:32,332 He even had the work permit. 711 00:45:33,177 --> 00:45:34,838 But a tragedy occurred at the place where he was going to work. So.. 712 00:45:36,247 --> 00:45:38,442 After that he lost his bag in the train. 713 00:45:38,516 --> 00:45:39,847 That's why all the papers.. 714 00:45:42,019 --> 00:45:43,850 Do you believe him? 715 00:45:45,189 --> 00:45:47,248 l don't think he's lying. 716 00:45:50,194 --> 00:45:51,923 So Guru do you want to help him? 717 00:45:53,464 --> 00:45:56,399 l.. - Guru. 718 00:45:57,334 --> 00:45:59,063 He saved Sonu's life. 719 00:46:01,472 --> 00:46:04,202 Well. - Let's see what we can do. 720 00:46:05,876 --> 00:46:07,867 Where's your Bihari guy? 721 00:46:10,948 --> 00:46:12,882 Why Ramji? What happened? 722 00:46:13,217 --> 00:46:17,210 What happened? l feel like l'm in heaven. 723 00:46:17,421 --> 00:46:19,355 ls this place a kitchen or a palace? 724 00:46:19,423 --> 00:46:21,288 lt's as clean as a knife. 725 00:46:21,392 --> 00:46:22,882 l can't see any coal here. 726 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:26,894 Did you like it? - Sister, not good, not good. 727 00:46:26,964 --> 00:46:30,491 Very good. lt feels as if l'm at home. 728 00:46:31,368 --> 00:46:34,428 Very good. Guru and l are outside in the restaurant. 729 00:46:34,505 --> 00:46:35,972 These people will tell you about your work. 730 00:46:36,107 --> 00:46:38,075 Brother, where's the stove? 731 00:46:38,309 --> 00:46:41,244 This is the microwave. Keep the food inside, put the timer, press the button. 732 00:46:41,312 --> 00:46:42,904 Okay, this is easy. 733 00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:46,381 And this is the big oven. You can keep many things inside it at the same time. 734 00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:47,917 l've seen this once before. 735 00:46:52,256 --> 00:46:53,917 Are you cooking gourd? 736 00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:59,388 What happened? Why are you putting so much of soda? 737 00:46:59,530 --> 00:47:01,122 Stomach will get upset. 738 00:47:01,198 --> 00:47:03,928 Grind some garlic and put in it. lt will taste more delicious. 739 00:47:04,101 --> 00:47:05,932 Did l ask you? 740 00:47:06,103 --> 00:47:07,934 Why are you getting annoyed? l'm just telling you. 741 00:47:08,139 --> 00:47:09,936 Don't interfere in my work. 742 00:47:10,107 --> 00:47:11,404 l'm not interfering in your work. 743 00:47:11,475 --> 00:47:13,409 l'm just showing you the right way to cook it. Try it once. 744 00:47:14,111 --> 00:47:15,942 Do you know more than me? 745 00:47:16,347 --> 00:47:17,939 Cook it. - Why are you getting annoyed? 746 00:47:18,115 --> 00:47:20,549 No, you only cook it. 747 00:47:21,118 --> 00:47:23,143 What is there in it? l'll cook it. - Yeah, cook. 748 00:47:23,287 --> 00:47:24,948 l used to cook everyday. l'll show it to you. - Cook it. 749 00:47:25,289 --> 00:47:27,348 Take a bit of turmeric. 750 00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:30,484 And.. - Cook it. Why are you showing it to me? 751 00:47:30,561 --> 00:47:32,153 You know better than me, don't you? - Okay, brother. 752 00:47:32,229 --> 00:47:33,958 What's so tough in it? Brother, quickly get some.. 753 00:47:34,031 --> 00:47:35,965 ..grinded garlic. - l can't do this any longer. 754 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,962 Today l'll give you a glimpse of the Goddess of taste. 755 00:47:41,305 --> 00:47:43,170 What happened, Ramji? - What happened? 756 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:46,309 Uncle told me to show him cooking. 757 00:47:46,377 --> 00:47:48,971 So l thought to give him a taste of Takipur. 758 00:47:49,146 --> 00:47:52,047 You too taste it. 759 00:47:52,383 --> 00:47:54,977 Have it. Do have it. 760 00:48:03,394 --> 00:48:07,160 What happened? What happened, sister? 761 00:48:08,399 --> 00:48:10,333 One minute, wait here only. 762 00:48:13,504 --> 00:48:16,337 lt's not education.. - Come here soon. - What is so great about food? 763 00:48:16,407 --> 00:48:19,467 Taste this. Just taste this. 764 00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:22,410 Taste this now. - Okay. - Greetings. 765 00:48:22,513 --> 00:48:24,413 Are you Guru brother's friend? You too taste it. 766 00:48:24,515 --> 00:48:27,075 Jai, come on, taste this. - Thank you. 767 00:48:30,187 --> 00:48:32,417 lsn't it great? - You prepared all this? 768 00:48:32,523 --> 00:48:36,186 Not only this, l even know how to make different types of snacks. 769 00:48:36,427 --> 00:48:40,363 l even cook Gujarati, Marathi and Madrasi food. 770 00:48:40,497 --> 00:48:43,295 l even cook dosa, uttapas and golgapas. 771 00:48:43,434 --> 00:48:47,029 l even cook sweets without sugar. 772 00:48:47,238 --> 00:48:50,173 Hey, brother, your chef is also strange. Why? 773 00:48:50,241 --> 00:48:52,232 He makes chapattis too in the machine. 774 00:48:55,112 --> 00:48:59,048 Sister, look, Sonu is eating food on his own. - Sonu. - Delicious food, man. 775 00:48:59,216 --> 00:49:01,650 Did you see Sonu? 776 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,249 l've never seen him so happy before. 777 00:49:05,389 --> 00:49:07,254 He calls Appu, sister. 778 00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:10,049 Everyone is happy with him. - Yeah. 779 00:49:10,527 --> 00:49:12,392 l think l'll start the paper work. 780 00:49:13,564 --> 00:49:17,056 Legally he shouldn't have any problem in staying here. 781 00:49:17,234 --> 00:49:19,395 lt could take time to get the visa. 782 00:49:19,570 --> 00:49:21,401 Okay. - l'll start the paper work of the embassy. 783 00:49:22,573 --> 00:49:25,269 For the time being, if you want you can keep him at your house as a guest. 784 00:49:27,478 --> 00:49:30,242 But without work permit, you know.. 785 00:49:31,482 --> 00:49:34,246 ..no body should know that he's working in your restaurant. 786 00:49:34,418 --> 00:49:36,079 Okay. 787 00:49:39,556 --> 00:49:42,252 Till now l've never done any illegal work. 788 00:49:44,261 --> 00:49:47,094 But seeing Sonu's happiness.. 789 00:49:48,565 --> 00:49:50,260 You know l understand. 790 00:49:50,501 --> 00:49:52,093 l'll see what l can do. 791 00:49:52,770 --> 00:49:55,295 Just see to it that no one comes to know about it. 792 00:49:55,372 --> 00:49:57,101 That he works at your restaurant. 793 00:49:57,274 --> 00:49:59,105 That's it. 794 00:50:23,534 --> 00:50:28,597 With fair people. 795 00:50:29,606 --> 00:50:34,669 l've formed a bond. 796 00:50:36,413 --> 00:50:40,144 The heart of a village guy. 797 00:50:40,617 --> 00:50:43,643 Has transformed into a London heart. 798 00:50:46,657 --> 00:50:51,356 London's heart, London, London's heart, London. 799 00:50:51,428 --> 00:50:56,161 London's heart, London, London's heart, London. 800 00:50:56,333 --> 00:51:01,566 London's heart, London, London's heart, London. 801 00:51:01,672 --> 00:51:08,168 East with west, o beloved. 802 00:51:09,446 --> 00:51:14,383 East has met with the west. 803 00:51:16,587 --> 00:51:20,683 London's heart, London, London's heart, London. 804 00:51:21,358 --> 00:51:26,591 London's heart, London, London's heart, London. 805 00:51:26,697 --> 00:51:31,191 The heart of a guy named Ram. 806 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:53,747 My heart used to sigh and tattletale. 807 00:51:54,391 --> 00:51:59,419 When l left my country for so many days my heart was not with me. 808 00:51:59,563 --> 00:52:03,761 My heart used to sigh and tattletale. 809 00:52:04,401 --> 00:52:09,236 When l left my country for so many days my heart was not with me. 810 00:52:09,406 --> 00:52:13,240 Now it has come, my friend. 811 00:52:13,710 --> 00:52:19,444 Now it has come with me, foreigner. 812 00:52:19,516 --> 00:52:22,246 The heart's bell has started ringing. 813 00:52:26,857 --> 00:52:31,658 The heart's bell has started ringing. 814 00:52:34,665 --> 00:52:37,259 Heart.. heart. 815 00:52:38,735 --> 00:52:42,796 My heart has transformed into a London heart. 816 00:53:06,897 --> 00:53:11,300 l've started to like this quarrel and being practical. 817 00:53:11,768 --> 00:53:16,296 Every vegetable has started cooking better. 818 00:53:17,474 --> 00:53:21,308 l've started to like this quarrel and being practical. 819 00:53:21,778 --> 00:53:26,306 Every vegetable has started cooking better. 820 00:53:26,517 --> 00:53:30,510 My style.. is melting today. 821 00:53:31,488 --> 00:53:35,652 My pulses.. is cooked. 822 00:53:36,927 --> 00:53:40,328 Life has become spicier. 823 00:53:44,835 --> 00:53:49,670 Life has become spicier. Everything is buttery. 824 00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:55,936 My heart buttery... my heart buttery. 825 00:53:56,513 --> 00:54:01,678 My heart became buttery.. my buttery heart. 826 00:54:01,885 --> 00:54:07,687 The heart of a village guy has transformed into a London heart. 827 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,355 London's heart, London, London's heart, London. 828 00:54:13,764 --> 00:54:18,565 London's heart, London.. My heart buttery.. my heart buttery. 829 00:54:19,770 --> 00:54:24,366 With fair people, l've formed a connection. 830 00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:28,375 A bond is formed. 831 00:54:32,883 --> 00:54:37,911 Has transformed into a London heart. 832 00:54:41,725 --> 00:54:44,592 Guru brother, did you call me? l've kept the pulses to cook. 833 00:54:44,795 --> 00:54:46,387 Wait. 834 00:54:46,897 --> 00:54:50,594 Take this. Your first salary. 835 00:54:53,470 --> 00:54:55,802 What are you saying? 836 00:55:00,010 --> 00:55:03,810 Guru brother, send this to my village for my sister. 837 00:55:03,947 --> 00:55:05,812 l'll keep this. 838 00:55:05,882 --> 00:55:07,747 What will you do with so less money? 839 00:55:07,918 --> 00:55:09,943 There is a temple nearby.. 840 00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:11,749 ..no one takes proper care of it. 841 00:55:11,822 --> 00:55:13,414 l think l'll donate it there. 842 00:55:13,624 --> 00:55:16,684 Sonu, Ramji uncle has got his first salary. 843 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,489 Ask him whether he'll give us a party. 844 00:55:18,595 --> 00:55:21,428 Yes. - Sonu, dear is like a prince. 845 00:55:21,832 --> 00:55:25,768 With God's grace we can celebrate whenever we want. 846 00:55:25,836 --> 00:55:27,428 What do you say? - God. 847 00:55:32,943 --> 00:55:35,434 He has started talking. What did you say? 848 00:55:35,779 --> 00:55:38,839 Say it again. What did you say, Sonu? 849 00:55:41,785 --> 00:55:43,776 Quickly, what did you say? 850 00:55:48,925 --> 00:55:51,450 God. - God. 851 00:55:51,528 --> 00:55:54,793 Sonu. - He has started talking. 852 00:55:54,865 --> 00:55:57,459 Appu.. Sonu, please. 853 00:55:57,868 --> 00:56:00,462 Sonu, please. - Sonu. - Say what you said. 854 00:56:00,637 --> 00:56:02,662 Sonu, please, say. - Sonu, please. 855 00:56:02,873 --> 00:56:05,467 Say it once. 856 00:56:05,876 --> 00:56:08,674 Sonu, please. - God. 857 00:56:12,883 --> 00:56:16,819 Thank God! 858 00:56:21,758 --> 00:56:23,487 God! 859 00:56:24,995 --> 00:56:26,895 Ramji. - Guru brother, what are you doing? 860 00:56:27,030 --> 00:56:28,759 lt's all because of you. - O no. 861 00:56:28,832 --> 00:56:30,493 This is the grace of God. 862 00:56:31,768 --> 00:56:33,895 You've brought happiness in our lives, Ramji. 863 00:56:34,004 --> 00:56:36,973 No, no, no, sister. This is God's... 864 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:42,501 Party, party. This calls for a party. This calls for a party. 865 00:56:42,679 --> 00:56:43,839 Party. 866 00:56:52,055 --> 00:56:54,523 Excuse me, darling. l need to brush my teeth, look. 867 00:57:03,033 --> 00:57:04,523 Hi, Ramji. - Hi, hi. 868 00:57:04,701 --> 00:57:08,535 Well if some people want to do it this way, l just don't believe... - Hi. 869 00:57:08,939 --> 00:57:10,531 Hey. 870 00:57:12,709 --> 00:57:14,540 Sammy, you're looking sexy. 871 00:57:19,049 --> 00:57:21,540 There are you, Sonu. - Sameera aunty. 872 00:57:24,955 --> 00:57:27,753 Appu. - Who's my boyfriend? - Appu. 873 00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:31,018 No, you. And who's the girlfriend? - Appu. 874 00:57:31,094 --> 00:57:32,561 No, me. 875 00:57:34,965 --> 00:57:39,061 Appu, cake. - O my God! O my God! Did he say cake? 876 00:57:39,736 --> 00:57:43,763 Amazing! He said cake! Congrats! 877 00:57:45,909 --> 00:57:49,572 That's awesome! - lt's God's grace, Sameera. lt's like a miracle. 878 00:57:51,748 --> 00:57:53,579 Yeah. - l know him, another couple of drink and he'll be sober. 879 00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:55,049 Hello, Mrs. Malhotra. 880 00:57:55,118 --> 00:57:58,110 Don't have too much, don't have too much. - l'm watching him. - Take care. 881 00:58:04,094 --> 00:58:08,793 ls saying.. 882 00:58:08,865 --> 00:58:12,596 What happened? - l need salt. lt's less. 883 00:58:12,936 --> 00:58:16,929 Salt is fine. l'd put less salt in Sonu's food. 884 00:58:17,007 --> 00:58:18,770 You must have eaten that food. 885 00:58:19,142 --> 00:58:21,804 There was less salt in my food. And that's it. 886 00:58:21,878 --> 00:58:23,607 Can l have the salt, please? 887 00:58:25,015 --> 00:58:28,143 Look, if you want more salt then take it separately. 888 00:58:29,019 --> 00:58:30,611 Don't talk rubbish about my food. 889 00:58:30,821 --> 00:58:32,812 You're wearing almost nothing as clothes. 890 00:58:32,889 --> 00:58:35,619 Roaming around naked. Am l saying anything about your clothes? 891 00:58:35,692 --> 00:58:37,626 ldiot! How dare you! 892 00:58:37,694 --> 00:58:40,629 You're the one who's daring. Take this. Take as much salt as you want. Go. 893 00:58:41,832 --> 00:58:43,629 Talking nonsense about my food. - llliterate. 894 00:58:44,034 --> 00:58:46,628 Witch! - Silly! - Cat! 895 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,632 You're damn right, damn.. 896 00:58:51,808 --> 00:58:54,038 Ramji. - Jai. 897 00:58:54,711 --> 00:58:59,648 Meet Ramji, the great chef from lndia. - Greetings. 898 00:58:59,816 --> 00:59:01,977 Greetings. 899 00:59:02,052 --> 00:59:04,816 Meet Sammy, my fiance. 900 00:59:05,822 --> 00:59:07,813 Hi. - O my God! 901 00:59:08,058 --> 00:59:10,049 Were you helpless? 902 00:59:10,126 --> 00:59:11,650 Was your marriage fixed in childhood only? 903 00:59:12,062 --> 00:59:13,654 Otherwise how you got stuck with this woman. 904 00:59:14,130 --> 00:59:17,861 Speak softly. She even bites. - Yes, l saw that. 905 00:59:21,938 --> 00:59:24,270 Greetings, do come. 906 00:59:24,341 --> 00:59:27,208 Greetings, my son. - Parvati, your grandmother, uncle and aunty have come. 907 00:59:27,277 --> 00:59:28,676 Do have a seat. 908 00:59:32,082 --> 00:59:34,676 l've not seen Parvati after her marriage. 909 00:59:34,851 --> 00:59:37,081 l've got some 'Dahi-Chura' (Curd & Rice-flake). 910 00:59:37,153 --> 00:59:38,745 lt's good, it's good. 911 00:59:38,822 --> 00:59:41,154 Sir, this watermelon is for you 912 00:59:41,858 --> 00:59:44,884 Sir is only worthy of watermelon. 913 00:59:46,696 --> 00:59:48,687 Where's son-in-law? 914 00:59:48,899 --> 00:59:53,097 He has gone in his scooter, in this heat, to spread the news of the world. 915 00:59:53,770 --> 00:59:57,035 Greetings. Bless you. - How are you, dear? - l'm fine. 916 01:00:00,176 --> 01:00:02,701 Hello... hello. 917 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:06,908 Ramji. Be happy, be happy. 918 01:00:07,317 --> 01:00:10,718 l know you fulfill your promise. 919 01:00:11,121 --> 01:00:14,113 Yes, l got the money that you'd sent. 920 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:18,720 Chutki, can you easily make a call to London from here? 921 01:00:18,895 --> 01:00:20,726 From brother's side. 922 01:00:20,897 --> 01:00:23,195 Talk to Parvati first. 923 01:00:23,266 --> 01:00:25,734 Talk to Ramji. 924 01:00:25,902 --> 01:00:27,062 Come. 925 01:00:29,339 --> 01:00:33,139 Hello. - Hey, Chutki. - Yes, brother. 926 01:00:33,209 --> 01:00:35,143 How are you? - l am fine. 927 01:00:35,245 --> 01:00:37,145 l received your love filled letter. 928 01:00:37,213 --> 01:00:38,805 l was delighted. - How are you? 929 01:00:38,882 --> 01:00:42,750 No, no, no. Don't worry about me. l'm fine. 930 01:00:42,953 --> 01:00:45,353 l'm staying with very good people. 931 01:00:45,422 --> 01:00:48,084 Really brother! - Yes, they're very good people. And listen. 932 01:00:48,224 --> 01:00:51,091 You take care of yourself. And very soon l'll send you more money. 933 01:00:51,227 --> 01:00:54,094 Don't send all of it. Save some for yourself too. 934 01:00:55,265 --> 01:00:57,358 And take care of your diet. 935 01:00:58,168 --> 01:01:00,932 You remember, don't you? Father's death anniversary is coming. 936 01:01:02,105 --> 01:01:03,970 l remember everything. 937 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,975 l've called foreign pundit. l'm meeting him today. 938 01:01:08,178 --> 01:01:09,907 What's the time over there? 939 01:01:10,947 --> 01:01:15,111 lt's almost dawn. Good bye. - Good bye. 940 01:01:15,185 --> 01:01:17,779 Beneath the tap? What are you saying? 941 01:01:17,954 --> 01:01:19,979 l don't want to do father's death ceremony. 942 01:01:21,324 --> 01:01:23,315 As it is, you're looking so modern. 943 01:01:23,393 --> 01:01:24,985 What worship will you do? 944 01:01:25,195 --> 01:01:28,062 This cap, jacket, jeans, pants. - Wait. 945 01:01:30,133 --> 01:01:32,795 What happened? - ls this sufficient? 946 01:01:32,869 --> 01:01:35,337 Or shall l start chanting mantras? - Okay, okay. 947 01:01:35,405 --> 01:01:39,808 But the death ceremony will be besides the lake, not underneath the tap. - Ok. 948 01:01:40,010 --> 01:01:42,069 And shall l get the things for the death ceremony or you'll get it? 949 01:01:42,145 --> 01:01:46,138 Not l.. you have to get the things. l'll only do the worship part. 950 01:01:51,821 --> 01:01:53,812 Hello, inspector. Hi. - Hi. 951 01:01:54,157 --> 01:01:55,818 Business is good. 952 01:01:55,992 --> 01:01:59,018 Your chef brings in a big lndian crowd. 953 01:01:59,162 --> 01:02:01,824 How would l know? lt's not my shop, mate. 954 01:02:02,232 --> 01:02:04,097 Come, would you like to join me? 955 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:05,828 Thank you. After you. 956 01:02:07,003 --> 01:02:11,838 l'll tell you something. l arrested 9 people without papers. 957 01:02:11,908 --> 01:02:14,342 And 7 of them were lndians. 958 01:02:15,111 --> 01:02:18,239 l know, mate. One more and you'll get promoted. 959 01:02:19,315 --> 01:02:21,044 You know quite a bit, mate. 960 01:02:21,184 --> 01:02:22,845 l practice law. 961 01:02:24,187 --> 01:02:25,848 Care for a smoke? - No, thanks. 962 01:02:26,456 --> 01:02:30,051 Excuse me. Guru, would you.. - Any problem? 963 01:02:31,261 --> 01:02:33,388 He's suspicious. Send Ramji in. 964 01:02:34,197 --> 01:02:35,858 Come here in the morning and.. - Ramji. 965 01:02:35,932 --> 01:02:37,866 No need to wear this. Go in. - Guru. 966 01:02:37,934 --> 01:02:39,868 Why? - Yup, coming. 967 01:02:40,603 --> 01:02:42,867 The policeman has come. - Yes, l know. 968 01:02:45,275 --> 01:02:48,403 Greetings. Greetings, inspector. 969 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,077 How are you? - You work here as a chef? 970 01:02:52,282 --> 01:02:54,216 Chief? You're the chief? 971 01:02:54,284 --> 01:02:56,081 Okay, so l'll say chief inspector. Okay? 972 01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:58,887 You go in. - What's the need to stamp on my foot. 973 01:02:59,055 --> 01:03:02,024 Will you have something to eat? 974 01:03:02,959 --> 01:03:05,894 Do you have papers, mate? - Paper, yes l have it. 975 01:03:05,962 --> 01:03:10,023 l have paper masala dosa, mint paper masala dosa.. 976 01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:11,897 ..and cheese paper masala dosa. What would you like to have? 977 01:03:12,068 --> 01:03:15,435 No, permit. Work permit paper. 978 01:03:16,172 --> 01:03:17,901 He's asking something else only. 979 01:03:18,308 --> 01:03:20,503 Guru brother, what is he talking? 980 01:03:20,577 --> 01:03:23,910 He's telling you to shut your mouth and go from here. 981 01:03:25,081 --> 01:03:26,912 Okay, l'll take your leave. 982 01:03:28,084 --> 01:03:30,917 This is Mr. Guru. He owns this place. 983 01:03:31,254 --> 01:03:32,915 Would you like to eat something? 984 01:03:54,277 --> 01:03:58,008 Hey! check in the gate. 985 01:03:58,281 --> 01:04:00,442 This grill is awesome, man. 986 01:04:17,567 --> 01:04:18,966 Hey, what are you doing? 987 01:04:19,135 --> 01:04:21,968 ??? . . . 988 01:04:22,038 --> 01:04:24,472 This is not garbage. This is a sacred thing. 989 01:04:24,574 --> 01:04:26,974 He's doing rituals for his dead father. 990 01:04:27,143 --> 01:04:29,509 Give me 5 minutes. l'll finish my rituals. 991 01:04:29,579 --> 01:04:31,479 Ritual? Get the hell out of here. 992 01:04:32,315 --> 01:04:33,976 Look there is some trouble there. - Let's go. 993 01:04:34,150 --> 01:04:36,380 Come. Didn't you see it? 994 01:04:36,486 --> 01:04:38,181 What are they saying, pundit-ji? 995 01:04:38,321 --> 01:04:40,983 What's the problem? - What's going on? 996 01:04:41,157 --> 01:04:46,322 lt's a free zone. - lt's a respect. Doing a ritual for his dead father. 997 01:04:46,462 --> 01:04:50,159 Now leave him alone. Now leave him alone. 998 01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,324 l told you to leave him alone. 999 01:04:58,608 --> 01:05:02,601 Hey, hey, leave him alone. - You rascal, get away from here! 1000 01:05:03,346 --> 01:05:06,543 No manners! - Ramji, you be seated. 1001 01:05:06,616 --> 01:05:08,277 lt's inauspicious to get up in between from the ritual. 1002 01:05:08,351 --> 01:05:11,218 By doing this ritual, l'm praying for my father's souls' peace. 1003 01:05:11,287 --> 01:05:13,016 And here they are spreading violence. 1004 01:05:22,365 --> 01:05:24,560 Police! Forgive me, Ramji. 1005 01:05:24,634 --> 01:05:26,363 Hey, pundit-ji, where are you going? 1006 01:05:26,436 --> 01:05:29,030 O pundit-ji! Why are you running! Listen! 1007 01:05:29,205 --> 01:05:30,570 Listen, pundit-ji! 1008 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:33,040 lt's a great sin not to complete the ritual. 1009 01:05:33,109 --> 01:05:35,441 Sir. - Pundit-ji. - Sir, you'll have to come with me. 1010 01:05:35,545 --> 01:05:37,035 Pundit-ji ran away. l'm not doing anything wrong. 1011 01:05:37,113 --> 01:05:38,205 Sir, sir. You're coming with me, sir. 1012 01:05:38,281 --> 01:05:40,044 What are you doing? 1013 01:05:40,216 --> 01:05:42,514 ls it a sin in your country to do father's death ritual? 1014 01:05:42,585 --> 01:05:45,383 Leave me. l'm not doing anything wrong. Where are you taking me? 1015 01:05:52,328 --> 01:05:54,057 What happened? 1016 01:05:55,231 --> 01:05:57,062 l was sitting by the riverside. 1017 01:05:57,133 --> 01:05:59,124 Slowly shouting my mantras. 1018 01:05:59,602 --> 01:06:03,561 Then these white guys, they come, with their bad legs. 1019 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,073 And they kick my balls. 1020 01:06:07,277 --> 01:06:09,074 All five balls. 1021 01:06:12,482 --> 01:06:14,245 All my father's. - What! 1022 01:06:14,617 --> 01:06:16,482 Rice balls. Rice balls. 1023 01:06:16,552 --> 01:06:19,077 They kick my balls. The one that l'd got for the ritual of the dead. 1024 01:06:19,589 --> 01:06:21,079 And you interrogate me. 1025 01:06:22,492 --> 01:06:25,086 What do you do? - ls this the time. 1026 01:06:25,495 --> 01:06:27,087 What do you do? 1027 01:06:28,498 --> 01:06:30,090 Okay, so that is how do you do. 1028 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:34,436 l do cook. You know Guru sir's restaurant. 1029 01:06:34,604 --> 01:06:37,368 Curry Corner. l cook very good food. 1030 01:06:38,274 --> 01:06:41,107 Where's your work permit? 1031 01:06:41,277 --> 01:06:48,274 Where's your passport.. and visa. 1032 01:06:49,285 --> 01:06:51,116 That is what l'm asking. 1033 01:06:51,454 --> 01:06:55,720 Where's your passport.. and visa. 1034 01:06:56,125 --> 01:06:59,617 That is what l'm asking. - No, no, l ask you. Where? 1035 01:06:59,729 --> 01:07:02,323 lt's been so many days since l lost it. 1036 01:07:02,398 --> 01:07:04,127 And you're not even searching for it. 1037 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,462 Write a report. Why are you looking at my face, you cap. 1038 01:07:05,535 --> 01:07:07,332 lf it had been my village Takipur. 1039 01:07:07,470 --> 01:07:09,131 Then by now we would have found the thief and made him.. 1040 01:07:09,205 --> 01:07:10,604 ..roam around naked on the street. 1041 01:07:10,673 --> 01:07:12,402 Come Guru brother and Jai brother. 1042 01:07:12,475 --> 01:07:14,409 He's stupid. 1043 01:07:14,477 --> 01:07:16,672 Making him understand is like making an elephant wear underwear. 1044 01:07:16,746 --> 01:07:18,680 What did you say? What did he say? 1045 01:07:18,748 --> 01:07:21,615 Keep quiet, Ramji. - l'm not afraid of him. 1046 01:07:21,684 --> 01:07:24,744 l said that to understand you.. 1047 01:07:24,821 --> 01:07:27,483 ..the elephant wear underwear. Easy. 1048 01:07:27,557 --> 01:07:30,355 Where did the elephant come from? 1049 01:07:30,426 --> 01:07:33,361 Officer, l have the papers for this man's release. 1050 01:07:33,563 --> 01:07:35,554 l want this man's work permit papers.. 1051 01:07:35,665 --> 01:07:39,362 ..his passport and his visa on my desk tomorrow morning. 1052 01:07:40,236 --> 01:07:42,704 Tomorrow morning? You mean Monday, right? 1053 01:07:43,339 --> 01:07:45,899 You don't work weekends. 1054 01:07:45,975 --> 01:07:48,341 All right, Monday morning. But they better be there and in order. - Right. 1055 01:07:49,445 --> 01:07:50,707 All right, you can go. 1056 01:07:51,714 --> 01:07:54,182 This man is so stupid. 1057 01:07:55,351 --> 01:07:57,182 Have you gone mad! 1058 01:07:57,253 --> 01:07:59,244 What was the need to say that you work in my restaurant! 1059 01:07:59,722 --> 01:08:03,180 Guru brother, how was l to know that l shouldn't say all these things? 1060 01:08:03,259 --> 01:08:05,352 That officer was already suspicious about us. 1061 01:08:06,362 --> 01:08:09,456 Now you'll be in trouble and get us in trouble too. 1062 01:08:10,366 --> 01:08:12,197 Why will you be in trouble? 1063 01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:14,602 When the mistake is mine, then l'll get the punishment. 1064 01:08:15,605 --> 01:08:17,197 What's his crime? 1065 01:08:17,807 --> 01:08:19,206 You should have let me rot in the police station. 1066 01:08:19,275 --> 01:08:21,470 Why did you get me out? Why did you get me out? 1067 01:08:24,714 --> 01:08:26,545 Who told you that you're spared? 1068 01:08:27,617 --> 01:08:29,209 You're just out on a bail. 1069 01:08:29,819 --> 01:08:31,548 Whenever they want they can put you behind bars. 1070 01:08:32,622 --> 01:08:35,716 Look, Ramji. Understand one thing. 1071 01:08:36,692 --> 01:08:40,219 lf you don't have your visa, work permit, passport.. 1072 01:08:40,496 --> 01:08:43,226 ..or some identification proof.. 1073 01:08:43,399 --> 01:08:45,560 ..then you're a criminal in this country. 1074 01:08:47,403 --> 01:08:48,893 And you have nothing from the mentioned things. 1075 01:08:48,971 --> 01:08:50,438 And even l'll be in trouble for employing such a person. 1076 01:08:50,506 --> 01:08:52,770 This is the law. 1077 01:08:54,644 --> 01:08:56,236 Then what do l do now? - Damn! 1078 01:08:56,412 --> 01:08:58,744 You've messed up things, Ramji. - What he screwed! 1079 01:09:03,653 --> 01:09:06,588 There is only one way to solve this problem in any country. 1080 01:09:09,425 --> 01:09:11,256 Become the son-in-law of that country. 1081 01:09:12,328 --> 01:09:15,525 Marry a girl from that country. - Yeah, Jai. Thanks Jai. 1082 01:09:15,598 --> 01:09:18,260 But.. l know that. 1083 01:09:18,801 --> 01:09:21,599 We're talking about a practical not a legal thing. 1084 01:09:22,338 --> 01:09:24,431 Tomorrow is Saturday. Then will come Sunday. 1085 01:09:24,674 --> 01:09:26,539 We'll have to submit the papers on Monday. 1086 01:09:26,776 --> 01:09:29,267 And the court will take 30 days. 1087 01:09:29,445 --> 01:09:31,470 To give the marriage certificate. 1088 01:09:31,547 --> 01:09:33,811 Okay, assume that in the Penta court church, we conduct the marriage. 1089 01:09:35,451 --> 01:09:38,818 But friend, for marriage we need a girl. 1090 01:09:38,888 --> 01:09:40,287 lmmediately. 1091 01:09:40,790 --> 01:09:42,280 Leave that to me. 1092 01:09:43,626 --> 01:09:45,287 Though you might have to spend some money. 1093 01:09:45,628 --> 01:09:48,290 l'll manage money somehow. 1094 01:09:48,631 --> 01:09:50,622 Just get me out of this mess. 1095 01:09:51,567 --> 01:09:54,297 l don't want to lose everything in this legal problem. 1096 01:09:54,804 --> 01:09:56,294 Just do something. 1097 01:09:56,906 --> 01:09:58,305 l'll do something. 1098 01:09:58,474 --> 01:10:01,307 How can you tell me to marry some other person? 1099 01:10:02,478 --> 01:10:04,844 Why are you giving it the name of marriage? 1100 01:10:05,481 --> 01:10:07,312 lt's just a technical agreement. 1101 01:10:07,817 --> 01:10:09,808 Why do you have to be so unhappy about it? 1102 01:10:09,986 --> 01:10:14,514 Unhappy? And it makes no difference to you. 1103 01:10:14,724 --> 01:10:17,318 Of course it does, baby. Of course it does. 1104 01:10:17,660 --> 01:10:19,855 Do you think it's easy for me? 1105 01:10:21,998 --> 01:10:24,933 l was just thinking that with this small agreement.. 1106 01:10:25,001 --> 01:10:27,333 ..so many people can gain. 1107 01:10:27,403 --> 01:10:30,804 Other's gain. What about me? 1108 01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:35,343 l'll have to stay with that illiterate chef. 1109 01:10:35,411 --> 01:10:37,879 That illiterate. - Have you gone mad, Sammy? 1110 01:10:38,814 --> 01:10:41,510 Do you think it's easy for me to see you staying with some other person? 1111 01:10:42,685 --> 01:10:44,346 No way, baby. No way. 1112 01:10:44,754 --> 01:10:48,349 But l was just thinking.. that tomorrow you'll marry in the church. 1113 01:10:49,358 --> 01:10:51,952 After that he'll be in his restaurant and you at your home. 1114 01:10:52,528 --> 01:10:54,519 After 3 months, both of you get divorced. 1115 01:10:54,597 --> 01:10:56,531 And then everything is back to normal. 1116 01:10:58,701 --> 01:11:01,534 You make everything sound so sweet and innocent. 1117 01:11:03,839 --> 01:11:06,774 You don't realize, what a big thing this is for a girl. 1118 01:11:08,878 --> 01:11:11,711 l don't know. l don't know anything. 1119 01:11:12,648 --> 01:11:14,445 l've become mad. - Jai. 1120 01:11:14,550 --> 01:11:15,710 Why am l screwing up my own happiness because.. 1121 01:11:15,785 --> 01:11:18,049 ..l want to do some good for another person? 1122 01:11:18,654 --> 01:11:20,713 Forget it all. 1123 01:11:21,991 --> 01:11:25,791 l just thought.. that Guru and Appu won't have to go to prison. 1124 01:11:26,862 --> 01:11:28,659 Poor Sonu won't be homeless. 1125 01:11:28,898 --> 01:11:30,388 That's it. 1126 01:11:31,567 --> 01:11:33,398 But forget about it. 1127 01:11:33,469 --> 01:11:36,563 lf it's making you uncomfortable.. just let me just forget about it. 1128 01:11:49,585 --> 01:11:51,416 You really want me to do this, Jai. 1129 01:11:57,893 --> 01:11:59,417 Not if you're unhappy. 1130 01:11:59,829 --> 01:12:02,423 Guru brother, is this a solution! 1131 01:12:02,598 --> 01:12:05,032 lt's different to find a solution for a problem.. 1132 01:12:05,101 --> 01:12:07,035 ..and pushing a person in a well. 1133 01:12:07,637 --> 01:12:09,434 How will l answer my villagers? How will l show them my face? 1134 01:12:09,605 --> 01:12:11,630 Nothing will happen, Ramji. 1135 01:12:11,707 --> 01:12:13,766 lt's not a real marriage. lt's a matter of only 3 months. 1136 01:12:13,976 --> 01:12:16,968 Real marriage? Then what is fake marriage? 1137 01:12:17,046 --> 01:12:18,843 ls this a play of dolls? 1138 01:12:18,948 --> 01:12:21,439 Look, Guru brother, l don't understand what you're saying. 1139 01:12:21,517 --> 01:12:23,917 Ramji, after 3 months file for a divorce. 1140 01:12:23,986 --> 01:12:25,715 After that the girl will be at her place and you at your place. 1141 01:12:27,623 --> 01:12:29,989 Divorce! What new plan are you scheming? Divorce her. 1142 01:12:30,726 --> 01:12:33,786 lt's a great sin. What will happen to that girl? 1143 01:12:33,963 --> 01:12:35,453 Nothing will happen to her. 1144 01:12:35,531 --> 01:12:39,467 She knows everything. Look, for these arrangements we've spend loads of money. 1145 01:12:39,635 --> 01:12:41,660 That girl knows everything. 1146 01:12:41,971 --> 01:12:44,963 She knows everything. The girl has no qualms about it. 1147 01:12:45,641 --> 01:12:47,802 What a country is this! 1148 01:12:47,977 --> 01:12:49,672 She said yes because of money. 1149 01:12:49,945 --> 01:12:53,881 lf she refused to divorce me for the sake of money. Then l'll be stuck. 1150 01:12:54,483 --> 01:12:56,951 This will not happen, Ramji. She's a nice girl. 1151 01:12:57,019 --> 01:12:58,611 She knows me, she knows you. 1152 01:12:58,688 --> 01:13:00,485 She is doing this to help us. 1153 01:13:00,890 --> 01:13:03,085 She knows me? - Yes. 1154 01:13:03,492 --> 01:13:05,756 Guru brother, who is this girl? 1155 01:13:06,896 --> 01:13:09,626 Sameera. 1156 01:13:09,699 --> 01:13:13,100 Who? Jai brother's fiance? 1157 01:13:13,769 --> 01:13:16,101 Yes. - lt means Jai brother's fiance will now be my fiance. 1158 01:13:16,172 --> 01:13:18,902 And after divorce my fiance will become Jai brother's fiance. 1159 01:13:18,974 --> 01:13:21,499 Yes. lt's a wrong thing to keep changing the fiance again and again. 1160 01:13:21,577 --> 01:13:23,636 Look, Ramji, l don't have the time to argue with you. 1161 01:13:23,713 --> 01:13:25,772 Tomorrow you have to go to the church at 6 o'clock and get married. 1162 01:13:26,982 --> 01:13:29,041 Church? Why will l go to the church? 1163 01:13:29,118 --> 01:13:30,517 lsn't there a temple here? 1164 01:13:31,854 --> 01:13:35,051 Actually.. l forgot to tell you one thing, Ramji. 1165 01:13:36,859 --> 01:13:40,852 For the marriage to take place quickly, both of you will have to change .. 1166 01:13:40,930 --> 01:13:43,797 ..your religion become Catholics and get married in the church. 1167 01:13:44,934 --> 01:13:47,528 Guru brother, are you joking? 1168 01:13:48,003 --> 01:13:49,994 What plans are you scheming one after the other? 1169 01:13:50,206 --> 01:13:53,141 First you said to marry, then you said it's a fake wedding. 1170 01:13:53,209 --> 01:13:55,541 Then you said to file a divorce and now you're saying to change my religion. 1171 01:13:55,945 --> 01:13:57,537 ls this a joke? 1172 01:13:58,013 --> 01:14:01,141 Look, other things are okay. But l can't joke with religion. 1173 01:14:02,017 --> 01:14:03,609 l'm a religious person. 1174 01:14:03,953 --> 01:14:06,717 No, l respect other religion too. 1175 01:14:06,889 --> 01:14:09,722 Jesus Christ is a great God. l respect him. 1176 01:14:09,959 --> 01:14:11,756 But how will l answer my God. 1177 01:14:12,061 --> 01:14:13,551 No, l can't do this. You can say whatever you want. 1178 01:14:13,629 --> 01:14:16,154 l'm returning. - Okay, go. 1179 01:14:16,966 --> 01:14:18,558 You want to go, then go. 1180 01:14:20,035 --> 01:14:21,559 But understand one thing, Ramji. 1181 01:14:22,571 --> 01:14:24,562 l never wanted to help you. 1182 01:14:25,741 --> 01:14:30,769 But after you arrived, for the fist time l saw my family happy. 1183 01:14:32,848 --> 01:14:36,579 After our son was born, for the first time l saw my wife smiling, 1184 01:14:36,986 --> 01:14:38,783 l saw my son laughing so much. 1185 01:14:39,989 --> 01:14:41,752 And for his family's happiness, every person has the right to do.. 1186 01:14:41,891 --> 01:14:43,756 ..whatever he can do. 1187 01:14:46,061 --> 01:14:50,122 And l did a small illegal thing. 1188 01:14:52,067 --> 01:14:55,798 You didn't have the right documents with you. Still l employed you at my place. 1189 01:14:58,007 --> 01:15:00,601 But now the conditions are such that.. 1190 01:15:00,676 --> 01:15:04,806 ..if you don't help us, Ramji, then everything will be ruined. 1191 01:15:06,015 --> 01:15:09,075 They'll put me and my wife behind bars. 1192 01:15:09,151 --> 01:15:11,085 And separate our son from us, Ramji. 1193 01:15:12,154 --> 01:15:15,885 And to evade all this if l have to beg in front of you.. 1194 01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:17,823 No, Guru brother. 1195 01:15:18,794 --> 01:15:21,786 l'm ashamed. l made a big mistake. 1196 01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:25,633 Forgive me. 1197 01:15:27,803 --> 01:15:29,964 l don't know how l became so selfish. 1198 01:15:30,172 --> 01:15:33,300 l forgot that how much you've helped me. 1199 01:15:36,178 --> 01:15:38,043 l'll do whatever you say. 1200 01:15:39,048 --> 01:15:40,640 Make me do whatever you want. 1201 01:15:41,717 --> 01:15:45,653 ln the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. 1202 01:16:45,247 --> 01:16:46,714 Thank you very much, father. 1203 01:16:47,983 --> 01:16:52,113 So, you think you've got around the problem. 1204 01:16:53,122 --> 01:16:54,714 Officer, you've got your job to do. 1205 01:16:55,190 --> 01:16:56,714 And l've got mine. 1206 01:16:57,393 --> 01:16:59,725 Papers on your desk, tomorrow morning. 1207 01:16:59,895 --> 01:17:02,056 Before 9 30. 1208 01:17:05,853 --> 01:17:08,253 Yes. May l help you? - May l come in for a minute? 1209 01:17:08,956 --> 01:17:11,322 Please do, certainly. Come in. - Thank you. 1210 01:17:14,061 --> 01:17:15,790 May l speak to Robert, please? 1211 01:17:16,063 --> 01:17:20,329 Robert, who's Robert? - Your son-in-law. 1212 01:17:22,069 --> 01:17:23,195 Which one? 1213 01:17:23,303 --> 01:17:26,204 No, no, no. Unless Sameera has been a naughty girl. 1214 01:17:26,807 --> 01:17:28,138 l don't think she's married. 1215 01:17:30,077 --> 01:17:32,807 ln that case, may l speak to Sameera, please? 1216 01:17:33,147 --> 01:17:34,978 Yeah, she's upstairs. She'll be down in a minute. 1217 01:17:35,149 --> 01:17:38,016 ln the meantime, can l get you a nice cup of coffee? 1218 01:17:38,085 --> 01:17:40,280 Coffee would be great. Thank you. 1219 01:17:40,354 --> 01:17:43,812 One coffee coming up. Who's Robert? - No one. 1220 01:17:59,006 --> 01:18:00,371 Excuse me, officer. Can l help you? 1221 01:18:00,841 --> 01:18:02,103 What do you think you're doing? 1222 01:18:02,176 --> 01:18:03,507 What do you think you're doing? 1223 01:18:04,044 --> 01:18:05,170 What do you mean by that? 1224 01:18:05,345 --> 01:18:07,836 How did a nice young lady like you.. 1225 01:18:07,915 --> 01:18:12,113 ..get involved into something so illegal? 1226 01:18:12,386 --> 01:18:14,183 l don't know what you're talking about, officer. 1227 01:18:14,388 --> 01:18:16,253 Are you married to Robert? 1228 01:18:25,199 --> 01:18:26,257 - Yes. 1229 01:18:27,367 --> 01:18:31,269 And does he live with you here? - Yes. 1230 01:18:32,039 --> 01:18:34,940 Well, Sameera, your husband must be quite a man. 1231 01:18:35,209 --> 01:18:39,202 Your grandmother has never seen him. Quite a marriage. 1232 01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:43,041 Look, officer. l don't need to answer any of your questions. 1233 01:18:43,283 --> 01:18:47,219 l suggest you speak to my fiancee. Lawyer. 1234 01:18:49,289 --> 01:18:52,156 lt's very unfortunate that you got involved in this. 1235 01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:56,388 lf charges are brought, you'll be implicated as well. 1236 01:18:57,231 --> 01:18:58,425 Have a good day. 1237 01:19:01,235 --> 01:19:04,170 Oh, and you better prepare for some visitors. 1238 01:19:05,239 --> 01:19:07,230 Some immigration officials will be calling.. 1239 01:19:07,307 --> 01:19:09,571 ..around this evening to verify your marriage. 1240 01:19:09,643 --> 01:19:10,974 Thanks for the coffee. 1241 01:19:18,318 --> 01:19:21,116 Two days back l was free. And now l'm married. 1242 01:19:22,089 --> 01:19:25,183 l got married to a person whom l don't even know. 1243 01:19:25,392 --> 01:19:27,587 And now l'll have to stay with him. 1244 01:19:28,262 --> 01:19:29,923 And on top of it, l'll have to convince.. 1245 01:19:29,997 --> 01:19:32,329 ..immigration officers that we really are married. 1246 01:19:32,399 --> 01:19:33,923 Otherwise l go to jail. 1247 01:19:35,335 --> 01:19:37,200 ln what a situation have you got me struck, Jai. 1248 01:19:37,271 --> 01:19:39,933 l can't handle it. - Did someone force you? 1249 01:19:40,407 --> 01:19:43,399 You yourself had decided that we'll help them. 1250 01:19:43,477 --> 01:19:45,945 When we've decided that we'll help them then.. 1251 01:19:46,013 --> 01:19:47,947 ..at the last moment you can't say that l can't handle it. 1252 01:19:49,216 --> 01:19:51,946 We only have to convince immigration officers.. 1253 01:19:52,019 --> 01:19:54,613 ..that your marriage is actually genuine. That's all. 1254 01:19:54,955 --> 01:19:56,946 After that everything goes back to normal. 1255 01:19:57,024 --> 01:19:59,151 Normal! - Yes, normal. What else? 1256 01:19:59,426 --> 01:20:03,157 l can't understand. We're in a legal problem. 1257 01:20:03,363 --> 01:20:05,160 And we have no other way out. 1258 01:20:12,573 --> 01:20:15,235 Guru and l really appreciate what you're doing for us. 1259 01:20:16,243 --> 01:20:20,441 Jai, l'm sorry, but what if they're not convinced? 1260 01:20:20,514 --> 01:20:24,382 Then we're in a big problem. We'll handle that later. 1261 01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:26,443 Right now it's more important.. 1262 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,987 ..to take Ramji to Sameera's house. 1263 01:20:28,155 --> 01:20:29,986 Before the immigration officers reach there. 1264 01:20:30,190 --> 01:20:32,181 lf we get stuck in the traffic, then we'll be in a mess. 1265 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,321 Oh, Appu, please quickly pack Ramji's things. 1266 01:20:42,169 --> 01:20:44,000 Granny! Granny! 1267 01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:46,463 With whom are you talking to, in a closed house? 1268 01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:48,007 What? - Please don't ask me anything. l'll tell you later. 1269 01:20:48,175 --> 01:20:50,541 Such strange customs.. - He'll stay with us for a few days. 1270 01:20:51,178 --> 01:20:53,203 Did she lock you in the house and go away? 1271 01:20:53,347 --> 01:20:54,405 So strange! 1272 01:20:54,514 --> 01:20:57,540 ln our Takipur, mischievous kids are locked in this manner. 1273 01:20:58,352 --> 01:21:02,413 Did you do any naughty thing? - Who are you? 1274 01:21:02,623 --> 01:21:06,081 My name is Ramji. No, my name is Robert. 1275 01:21:06,293 --> 01:21:07,487 lt got changed yesterday only. 1276 01:21:07,561 --> 01:21:10,029 Give me your blessings. And you? 1277 01:21:11,098 --> 01:21:13,566 Only grandmother. Granny is English name. 1278 01:21:14,101 --> 01:21:16,035 lt is done? Okay, Ramji you go up and.. 1279 01:21:16,103 --> 01:21:17,229 No, Robert. 1280 01:21:17,304 --> 01:21:19,033 Okay, Robert you go upstairs and.. 1281 01:21:19,106 --> 01:21:21,040 ..put your clothes in the cupboard. Be ready. 1282 01:21:21,308 --> 01:21:22,639 lmmigration officers must be coming at any moment now. 1283 01:21:23,043 --> 01:21:25,637 Doctor has told you not to eat sweet stuff. Spit it out. 1284 01:21:25,712 --> 01:21:27,043 You're a naughty grandmother. 1285 01:21:27,114 --> 01:21:28,376 Spit. They've come. - Who? 1286 01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:30,507 lmmigration officers. They're parking their car. Hurry up. 1287 01:21:30,584 --> 01:21:32,518 But l've still not changed my clothes. 1288 01:21:32,586 --> 01:21:33,644 Hurry up. Change your clothes later. 1289 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,654 l feel embarrassed. At least let me dress up properly. 1290 01:21:35,722 --> 01:21:40,056 Okay, take this. Put your legs up. 1291 01:21:40,227 --> 01:21:41,660 Relax properly. Read the paper. 1292 01:21:42,229 --> 01:21:45,062 ln a relaxed manner call me to open the door. 1293 01:21:45,232 --> 01:21:48,065 Sameera-ji, open the door. - Loudly. 1294 01:21:48,235 --> 01:21:50,135 What difference does it make whether l speak loudly or not? 1295 01:21:50,237 --> 01:21:52,137 You want to open the door, then do it. 1296 01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:54,599 l'll kill you. Do as l say. 1297 01:21:54,675 --> 01:21:57,405 Say loudly, coming. Darling, open the door. 1298 01:21:57,577 --> 01:22:01,069 Okay coming, darling, open the door. 1299 01:22:02,249 --> 01:22:04,080 O God, help me! - Now what happened? 1300 01:22:05,252 --> 01:22:07,083 One more thing. Put this ring, quickly. 1301 01:22:09,256 --> 01:22:10,484 Granny, l'll open it. 1302 01:22:12,092 --> 01:22:15,084 Hello. - We're from the immigration office. 1303 01:22:15,162 --> 01:22:19,496 Oh, darling, immigration officers have come. 1304 01:22:19,599 --> 01:22:21,294 They want to investigate something. 1305 01:22:22,502 --> 01:22:25,164 He's just so tired. He has got back from work right now. 1306 01:22:25,238 --> 01:22:26,296 l understand. 1307 01:22:26,373 --> 01:22:27,431 l'm sorry. Can l see him for a few minutes? 1308 01:22:27,507 --> 01:22:29,634 Sure. Please come in. - Thank you. After you. 1309 01:22:31,178 --> 01:22:33,112 Honey, immigration officers. - Thank you. 1310 01:22:36,183 --> 01:22:37,650 Greetings, Bishambar Mehra. 1311 01:22:37,718 --> 01:22:40,118 Greetings, Ramji.. dhat, Robert. 1312 01:22:40,387 --> 01:22:44,790 Dhat Robert? But in this it's written only Robert. 1313 01:22:44,858 --> 01:22:46,325 Yeah, it's Robert. Have a seat. 1314 01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:48,325 Please be seated. - Okay. 1315 01:22:51,465 --> 01:22:53,660 Congratulations on your wedding. - Congratulations. 1316 01:22:53,734 --> 01:22:55,133 Thank you. 1317 01:22:57,804 --> 01:23:00,329 Mr. Robert, you were a chef in lndia? 1318 01:23:00,607 --> 01:23:03,405 What? - You were a chef in lndia, weren't you? 1319 01:23:03,477 --> 01:23:04,808 Yes, cook. 1320 01:23:05,545 --> 01:23:09,311 And you studied up to the year 8th? - Yes, 8th pass. 1321 01:23:11,151 --> 01:23:15,815 But why? ln my village only up to 8th class. 1322 01:23:16,490 --> 01:23:19,152 Plus two means you go to town. 1323 01:23:19,326 --> 01:23:22,318 My father said, no, you don't go to town. 1324 01:23:22,429 --> 01:23:24,420 You go to town means you drink bidi. 1325 01:23:24,564 --> 01:23:30,560 Bidi? - Bidi, bidi. You know cigarettes. Younger brother. 1326 01:23:32,339 --> 01:23:33,704 Brown younger brother also. 1327 01:23:34,508 --> 01:23:35,634 Okay, tell me one thing. 1328 01:23:36,643 --> 01:23:38,338 You're less educated than your wife. 1329 01:23:38,445 --> 01:23:42,575 So how did the two of you get together? 1330 01:23:43,517 --> 01:23:45,382 Love is blind, you know. 1331 01:23:45,519 --> 01:23:48,181 Yes, and no doctor for this blind also. 1332 01:23:48,388 --> 01:23:51,380 Yes, that is fine. But tell me how did you meet? 1333 01:23:55,529 --> 01:24:03,197 You say, honey. - You only tell them.. honey. 1334 01:24:07,607 --> 01:24:10,872 lt was an accident. - Oh, an accident. 1335 01:24:11,378 --> 01:24:13,812 Can you tell us more briefly how did this accident happen? 1336 01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,814 And when it happened? - No. - No! 1337 01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:20,677 The case is still in the court.. we can't talk about that. 1338 01:24:21,388 --> 01:24:22,480 l handled the situation. 1339 01:24:27,561 --> 01:24:30,394 Darling. - Oh, that one. 1340 01:24:31,631 --> 01:24:33,394 Coming, darling, open the door. 1341 01:24:35,502 --> 01:24:37,766 Was it okay? What happened? 1342 01:24:38,238 --> 01:24:41,401 The phone is ringing. - The phone is ringing? 1343 01:24:41,575 --> 01:24:43,839 Both the phones have the same ring tones. 1344 01:24:44,311 --> 01:24:45,710 So l get confused. - Excuse me. 1345 01:24:48,415 --> 01:24:49,643 Hello. Jai. 1346 01:24:55,655 --> 01:24:57,850 Where's the bathroom? - What? 1347 01:24:59,793 --> 01:25:02,591 Where's the bathroom? - Why? 1348 01:25:03,330 --> 01:25:07,266 l want to play football. l want to go to the loo. 1349 01:25:07,434 --> 01:25:12,531 Yes, you shouldn't try to stop it. lt's there. - Where? 1350 01:25:13,807 --> 01:25:15,536 Come, l'll show you. - Okay. 1351 01:25:18,345 --> 01:25:25,274 Bathroom is here. - Thank you. Here! 1352 01:25:25,452 --> 01:25:27,283 We were going to construct it here but.. 1353 01:25:27,354 --> 01:25:30,812 ..because of Vaastu everything got messed up. 1354 01:25:30,891 --> 01:25:34,292 And we thought we'll have the bathroom here.. 1355 01:25:34,361 --> 01:25:38,821 ..but this is so big, so we couldn't built it here. 1356 01:25:39,566 --> 01:25:44,299 So we thought why not built the bathroom here. 1357 01:25:46,573 --> 01:25:47,767 Go. Even l want to use the loo. 1358 01:25:48,909 --> 01:25:50,843 Now l don't want to go. - Why? 1359 01:25:50,911 --> 01:25:53,311 Just like that. - Okay, so l'll go. 1360 01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:55,641 When l've found it, then it's better to use it. 1361 01:25:58,652 --> 01:26:00,916 Sorry for the inconvenience. - No problem. 1362 01:26:04,724 --> 01:26:08,785 Look, our duty is to stop illegal wedding in this country. 1363 01:26:08,929 --> 01:26:10,328 And we came here because.. 1364 01:26:10,397 --> 01:26:11,864 ..we got a complaint against you. 1365 01:26:12,499 --> 01:26:14,330 And looking at this house's atmosphere.. 1366 01:26:14,401 --> 01:26:16,335 ..it seems this complaint could be true to a certain extend. 1367 01:26:16,403 --> 01:26:17,734 Anyway, after two weeks.. 1368 01:26:17,804 --> 01:26:19,396 ..come to our office for the interview. 1369 01:26:20,740 --> 01:26:22,935 And l hope your marriage is genuine. 1370 01:26:24,744 --> 01:26:28,339 And yes, please come prepared this time. 1371 01:26:35,689 --> 01:26:38,522 Sameera, try and understand, baby. 1372 01:26:39,359 --> 01:26:42,760 There are still 14 days left. We can fix this thing. 1373 01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:48,427 How will you fix it, Jai? That too with that illiterate. 1374 01:26:48,768 --> 01:26:51,828 You know it's difficult. - What's so difficult? 1375 01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:54,839 We just have to create a small love story. That's it. 1376 01:26:56,776 --> 01:26:59,040 What do you think? They'll accept it. 1377 01:26:59,713 --> 01:27:02,910 Already they doubt us. They've come to our house. 1378 01:27:02,983 --> 01:27:04,382 They're keeping a watch over us. 1379 01:27:04,451 --> 01:27:06,385 And you're saying we can do it. 1380 01:27:08,855 --> 01:27:11,722 Sammy, please try and understand, baby. 1381 01:27:12,459 --> 01:27:14,552 We just have to create a love story. 1382 01:27:16,730 --> 01:27:18,857 Okay, let's make a love story. 1383 01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:21,395 A love story that's so simple.. 1384 01:27:21,468 --> 01:27:22,935 ..that even that illiterate understands it. 1385 01:27:23,003 --> 01:27:25,062 And he says exactly what l tell him. 1386 01:27:25,672 --> 01:27:26,866 Can you make such a love story? 1387 01:27:30,744 --> 01:27:35,738 Hey, l've got a great idea. We'll tell them our love story. 1388 01:27:35,915 --> 01:27:39,407 The only difference is that.. you put him in my place. 1389 01:27:40,754 --> 01:27:44,588 Our love story? - Yeah. What can be simpler than that? 1390 01:27:53,767 --> 01:27:55,428 Sameera-ji, forgive me. 1391 01:27:55,702 --> 01:27:57,431 But if we go to the officers with this story.. 1392 01:27:57,504 --> 01:27:59,904 ..then they'll immediately arrest us. 1393 01:28:00,907 --> 01:28:04,434 Why? - Look, just now you said that the lawyers.. 1394 01:28:04,511 --> 01:28:08,845 ..charge 20 pounds an hour to solve your problem. 1395 01:28:09,616 --> 01:28:12,779 That's fine. ln the beginning they used to meet at home. 1396 01:28:12,952 --> 01:28:19,448 Then they started meeting in restaurants, cinemas, parks. 1397 01:28:19,726 --> 01:28:22,456 And their love story progressed gradually. 1398 01:28:22,796 --> 01:28:26,129 But lawyers' meter was on each hour. 1399 01:28:26,733 --> 01:28:29,463 What happened is that for falling in love.. 1400 01:28:29,536 --> 01:28:32,130 ..lawyer was charging money. 1401 01:28:32,539 --> 01:28:34,473 The person who charges so much money.. 1402 01:28:34,541 --> 01:28:37,066 ..he'll surely talk about love and not hatred. 1403 01:28:38,645 --> 01:28:41,637 Look, Sameera-ji, your love story might be true. 1404 01:28:41,881 --> 01:28:43,473 But no one will believe it. 1405 01:28:43,650 --> 01:28:45,811 We'll think about some other love story. 1406 01:29:11,845 --> 01:29:13,710 O God! O God, the floor is wet! 1407 01:29:17,851 --> 01:29:20,513 What is this! God! 1408 01:29:31,798 --> 01:29:32,856 What the hell! 1409 01:29:34,934 --> 01:29:37,061 Ramji! Granny! 1410 01:29:37,704 --> 01:29:39,069 What happened? - What happened? 1411 01:29:39,139 --> 01:29:40,731 Why are you shouting? - Why shouldn't l shout? 1412 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,737 What is this flag like thing in my bathroom? 1413 01:29:47,947 --> 01:29:51,883 What is this? - lt's my undergarments. 1414 01:29:53,153 --> 01:29:54,950 Can't you wear one of a man's size? 1415 01:29:56,823 --> 01:29:59,553 And granny look, the floor is full of water. 1416 01:29:59,759 --> 01:30:01,750 Bathroom is the only place where you find water. 1417 01:30:02,162 --> 01:30:05,757 And where else do l dry my undergarments? Here only. 1418 01:30:05,965 --> 01:30:07,023 lf l dry it outside the window.. 1419 01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:08,567 ..then even more flag will be hoisted. 1420 01:30:08,635 --> 01:30:09,761 Am l right? 1421 01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:13,734 l can't handle you any more. Just go. 1422 01:30:14,641 --> 01:30:16,131 Jai, l really can't handle this man. 1423 01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:19,178 l simply can't live with him. He's an animal. 1424 01:30:19,245 --> 01:30:21,110 He's ruined my whole house. 1425 01:30:21,981 --> 01:30:24,575 Calm down, calm down. But, what happened? 1426 01:30:24,751 --> 01:30:25,843 What happened! 1427 01:30:25,919 --> 01:30:28,114 His one underwear is bigger than my window's curtain. 1428 01:30:28,188 --> 01:30:30,053 And you know what. Every time l go to the bathroom.. 1429 01:30:30,123 --> 01:30:32,057 ..his big underwear is right in front of me. 1430 01:30:32,125 --> 01:30:35,185 Jai, l don't care. And you have to do something about it. 1431 01:30:35,762 --> 01:30:37,593 Where did it go? - l have to rush now, okay. Bye. 1432 01:30:37,664 --> 01:30:38,995 Good morning. - Good morning, granny. 1433 01:30:39,065 --> 01:30:40,123 lt was here only. - Dear, have your breakfast. 1434 01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,668 l don't want it. l'm getting late. l'm leaving. Love you. 1435 01:30:43,770 --> 01:30:46,136 Money all the time. - Here it is. 1436 01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:49,875 Where's Sameera-ji's bag? - She left. 1437 01:30:49,943 --> 01:30:51,604 She left? - Yes. 1438 01:30:52,011 --> 01:30:54,605 l'd kept a bottle of juice in her bag. l'd gone to take the cap. 1439 01:30:55,148 --> 01:30:56,740 Cap! - Yes. 1440 01:30:59,018 --> 01:31:00,679 Why did you keep the juice bottle in my bag? 1441 01:31:00,954 --> 01:31:03,616 Sameera-ji, everyday you leave without eating your breakfast. 1442 01:31:03,790 --> 01:31:05,018 You might get ulcer in your stomach.. 1443 01:31:05,091 --> 01:31:06,149 ..if you don't eat anything for 6-8 hours. 1444 01:31:06,226 --> 01:31:08,956 Who told you to do all this? l'd told you to do it? 1445 01:31:09,128 --> 01:31:12,291 Mind your business. You're a guest. So behave like one. 1446 01:31:12,699 --> 01:31:16,829 Granny, make him understand, otherwise.. idiot! 1447 01:31:17,904 --> 01:31:19,633 What such big mistake l did? 1448 01:31:20,039 --> 01:31:21,802 l was doing it for her sake only. 1449 01:31:23,710 --> 01:31:25,974 Dear, the people in this country are very independent. 1450 01:31:27,113 --> 01:31:29,047 They want to take care of themselves. 1451 01:31:30,149 --> 01:31:32,117 And if some other person tries to take care of them.. 1452 01:31:32,185 --> 01:31:33,812 ..they become worried. 1453 01:31:34,053 --> 01:31:37,181 And doubt them. Sameera too is like them. 1454 01:31:38,992 --> 01:31:42,155 But you're finished. 1455 01:31:44,063 --> 01:31:47,829 You're trying to frighten me. - No, l'm just informing you. 1456 01:31:48,067 --> 01:31:51,833 Sometimes in anger she scratches with her nails too. 1457 01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:55,068 You're a naughty grandmother. 1458 01:31:55,174 --> 01:31:57,199 That's why she locks you in the house and goes. 1459 01:31:58,845 --> 01:32:00,210 Tell me of a way to pacify her. 1460 01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:01,679 Or you'll continue frightening me. 1461 01:32:02,015 --> 01:32:07,009 There's a way. But why do l tell you? What will l get? 1462 01:32:09,088 --> 01:32:12,023 Will you eat this sweet? You like it, don't you? 1463 01:32:12,091 --> 01:32:17,859 lt's futile. l can't eat it. Doctor has told me not to have it. 1464 01:32:19,098 --> 01:32:23,865 No problem. This is sugarless. You can surely eat it. 1465 01:32:24,103 --> 01:32:29,700 At least taste it. Eat it. 1466 01:32:33,313 --> 01:32:36,248 Did you like it? - lt's delicious. Give it to me. 1467 01:32:36,316 --> 01:32:38,250 Now you've learned your lesson. 1468 01:32:38,318 --> 01:32:39,717 First tell me of a method to pacify her.. 1469 01:32:39,786 --> 01:32:41,720 ..then l'll give it to you. 1470 01:32:41,988 --> 01:32:46,982 There is magic in your hands. And you're asking me. 1471 01:32:47,126 --> 01:32:51,995 Tonight prepare her favourite food. She'll be pleased. 1472 01:32:52,198 --> 01:32:57,727 Especially fish. - Fish! But l'm a vegetarian. 1473 01:33:03,343 --> 01:33:06,801 What are you staring? You'll have to touch it. 1474 01:33:06,913 --> 01:33:09,746 Catch it, catch it, catch it. - No, no, grandma, no grandma. 1475 01:33:13,086 --> 01:33:15,748 Jackets, stacks of shirts. - Where are you taking me? 1476 01:33:16,756 --> 01:33:18,747 Socks, ties. - l don't want to buy anything. 1477 01:33:18,825 --> 01:33:19,951 Wait here, wait. 1478 01:33:22,161 --> 01:33:26,291 What is this? - Ramji, try to understand one thing. 1479 01:33:26,933 --> 01:33:29,026 You've left your village and come to live in London. 1480 01:33:29,168 --> 01:33:31,762 Learn to live like a London person. 1481 01:33:31,838 --> 01:33:34,932 Stop wearing curtain underwear. 1482 01:33:37,944 --> 01:33:45,180 Look, l can't wear this. This is for ladies. 1483 01:33:46,185 --> 01:33:48,312 This is not for ladies. 1484 01:33:48,388 --> 01:33:50,788 ln London everyone wears this only. See this. 1485 01:33:50,957 --> 01:33:52,515 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1486 01:34:01,134 --> 01:34:02,795 Wow! 1487 01:34:04,303 --> 01:34:05,793 Sameera-ji, l'm sorry for what happened in the morning. 1488 01:34:06,272 --> 01:34:08,797 Come and have dinner. 1489 01:34:08,875 --> 01:34:12,333 l'm not hungry. - Listen, l've cooked special food for you. 1490 01:34:12,412 --> 01:34:14,812 l told you, l'm not hungry. 1491 01:34:14,981 --> 01:34:17,347 Dear, have a bite. 1492 01:34:18,151 --> 01:34:19,812 For your sake, today Ramji has.. 1493 01:34:19,886 --> 01:34:22,013 ..touched non-veg for the first time in his life. 1494 01:34:22,088 --> 01:34:24,022 l've already eaten my dinner. l'm not hungry. 1495 01:34:24,090 --> 01:34:25,148 And please, don't force me. 1496 01:34:26,225 --> 01:34:30,218 Sameera, have a bite. Even he has not eaten. 1497 01:34:30,363 --> 01:34:34,299 l'd told him not to eat? l'd told him to prepare all this? 1498 01:34:35,001 --> 01:34:36,832 Then? What is this new drama? 1499 01:34:37,170 --> 01:34:39,229 Whenever a person wants, he can have his food. 1500 01:34:39,338 --> 01:34:40,999 No need to wait for anyone. 1501 01:34:42,008 --> 01:34:44,841 lt's only for 2 weeks. A new drama every time. God! 1502 01:34:57,390 --> 01:35:02,851 My room so neat and tidy. Can't be granny. 1503 01:35:16,876 --> 01:35:19,208 Yes, l've reached. - How did you know it's my call? 1504 01:35:19,412 --> 01:35:21,346 Who else can it be apart from you? 1505 01:35:22,482 --> 01:35:24,279 Do you know, what is happening here? 1506 01:35:24,383 --> 01:35:26,476 ls that villager drying his underwear? 1507 01:35:27,053 --> 01:35:29,146 Tell me one thing. - Yes. 1508 01:35:29,288 --> 01:35:32,052 Have you ever waited for me during meal time? 1509 01:35:33,226 --> 01:35:35,091 Have you ever made a cup of tea for me? 1510 01:35:35,228 --> 01:35:36,889 What has happened to you suddenly? 1511 01:35:37,296 --> 01:35:40,891 Candles are burning. The room is spick and span. 1512 01:35:41,100 --> 01:35:44,092 Dinner is ready. He's proving to be an ideal husband. 1513 01:35:44,370 --> 01:35:46,429 Learn something from Ramji. 1514 01:35:46,506 --> 01:35:49,373 ldeal husband? Hey, hang on. 1515 01:35:49,442 --> 01:35:52,104 Are you trying to make me feel jealous? - Maybe. 1516 01:35:53,513 --> 01:35:56,175 l'm just trying to tell you l'm impressed. - lmpressed? 1517 01:35:57,250 --> 01:35:59,912 The foolish thing is that l've told them.. 1518 01:35:59,986 --> 01:36:02,386 ..that l've already had my dinner with you. 1519 01:36:02,455 --> 01:36:06,118 And the truth is l'm really hungry. - Then eat it. 1520 01:36:06,325 --> 01:36:08,919 l'll think about that. - l'll see you in the morning, love. 1521 01:36:08,995 --> 01:36:10,121 Bye. - Bye. 1522 01:36:36,956 --> 01:36:40,483 lsn't it good? - Granny, what are you doing here? 1523 01:36:44,463 --> 01:36:47,955 Actually, l'm sorry. l'd lied. l had not eaten my dinner. 1524 01:36:48,301 --> 01:36:50,235 He cooks such scrumptious meals. 1525 01:36:54,440 --> 01:36:57,307 What are you eating? - Sweet. 1526 01:36:57,476 --> 01:37:02,641 What! Sweet. Doctor has told you not to eat it. 1527 01:37:03,249 --> 01:37:11,657 lt's sugarless. He cooks good health food too. - That is true. 1528 01:37:12,992 --> 01:37:15,392 But l've never eaten such mouth-watering fish before. 1529 01:37:15,461 --> 01:37:18,988 Really! - He's illiterate. But he cooks great food. 1530 01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:27,999 Thank you. l heard everything. 1531 01:37:29,408 --> 01:37:32,002 lf you liked the food, then you should have told me. 1532 01:37:35,181 --> 01:37:37,012 lf l have your permission, then l'll also eat. 1533 01:37:40,019 --> 01:37:42,010 l'm feeling dizzy because of hunger. 1534 01:37:50,429 --> 01:37:53,557 O God! What things you people are making me do! 1535 01:37:59,305 --> 01:38:02,035 Such a big difference. 1536 01:38:02,441 --> 01:38:05,569 lt's so tight that after wearing it, l'll peel it to remove. 1537 01:38:06,646 --> 01:38:08,238 Where is that Ramji? 1538 01:38:08,447 --> 01:38:10,438 He has still not brought the sandwiches. 1539 01:38:11,517 --> 01:38:15,578 Granny, he's not a servant. - l know he's your husband. 1540 01:38:16,555 --> 01:38:19,046 That's why l'm making him serve me. 1541 01:38:19,225 --> 01:38:21,216 You won't listen. Forget it. 1542 01:38:21,460 --> 01:38:25,658 What do l do? He doesn't listen. He loves cooking. 1543 01:38:26,232 --> 01:38:28,063 Yeah, cooking. 1544 01:38:28,234 --> 01:38:30,668 You know what. Ritz hotel has opened a new restaurant. 1545 01:38:30,736 --> 01:38:32,727 For which they've even organized a competition. 1546 01:38:33,239 --> 01:38:35,673 lf you say then we'll sent his recipe of sweet. 1547 01:38:35,741 --> 01:38:38,073 Surely. Good idea. 1548 01:38:40,346 --> 01:38:42,075 What happened, Ramji? Why are you standing there? 1549 01:38:45,251 --> 01:38:46,411 Hello. 1550 01:38:47,253 --> 01:38:48,743 What happened? Why are you walking in this manner? 1551 01:38:48,821 --> 01:38:50,083 Nothing. 1552 01:38:50,489 --> 01:38:53,083 What happened, Ramji? - l can't tell you about it. 1553 01:38:53,559 --> 01:38:55,618 Tell me, what happened? Are you all right? 1554 01:38:55,695 --> 01:38:57,754 Yes, everything is all right. - One minute, Ramji. - No. 1555 01:38:57,830 --> 01:38:59,422 At least tell me. - No. 1556 01:39:00,499 --> 01:39:02,262 At least you don't ask me. 1557 01:39:03,369 --> 01:39:05,098 Because of you, Jai has purchased.. 1558 01:39:05,171 --> 01:39:07,105 ..such a thing for me, wearing which l feel as if.. 1559 01:39:07,173 --> 01:39:09,107 ..a particular part of my body is stuck in marsh. 1560 01:39:12,278 --> 01:39:13,643 Yes, laugh. 1561 01:39:13,713 --> 01:39:15,112 lt is stuck to my waist so tightly.. 1562 01:39:15,181 --> 01:39:17,513 ..that a design is formed at that place. 1563 01:39:18,517 --> 01:39:20,576 Yes, laugh. What can l do? 1564 01:39:24,657 --> 01:39:26,124 Excuse me. - Yes. 1565 01:39:26,192 --> 01:39:27,716 Do l catch a bus for Benzer from here? 1566 01:39:29,528 --> 01:39:32,122 A3. - A3, okay. 1567 01:39:32,465 --> 01:39:35,127 Are you new to London? - New? Yes. 1568 01:39:37,536 --> 01:39:41,302 Do you live here? - Yeah, l live here close by. 1569 01:39:41,540 --> 01:39:45,408 Where do you live? - l also stay near by only. 1570 01:39:45,544 --> 01:39:48,138 Do you know Sameera-ji? 1571 01:39:48,314 --> 01:39:51,613 Sameera.. that hotie from the travel agency. 1572 01:39:53,652 --> 01:39:57,611 l don't know about that. But she's the fiancee of Jai. 1573 01:39:58,324 --> 01:40:01,157 Ajay. - Ajay, lawyer. They're very nice people. 1574 01:40:01,327 --> 01:40:03,488 Jai Kapoor? - Yes. 1575 01:40:03,696 --> 01:40:05,357 What did you say is the girl's name? 1576 01:40:05,631 --> 01:40:07,656 Sameera. Do you know her? 1577 01:40:07,767 --> 01:40:10,634 No. Just tell her to be cautious of Jai. 1578 01:40:12,638 --> 01:40:15,664 To be cautious from Jai. What do you mean? 1579 01:40:16,575 --> 01:40:19,635 Do you know Jai? He's a nice man. 1580 01:40:21,347 --> 01:40:24,180 He's a nice man that's why for the past 4 years.. 1581 01:40:24,250 --> 01:40:26,184 ..he hasn't seen his son's face. 1582 01:40:28,521 --> 01:40:32,457 Son's face? No, you're mistaken. 1583 01:40:32,691 --> 01:40:35,353 This is some other Jai. He's not even married. 1584 01:40:35,528 --> 01:40:42,457 Jai Kapoor. Lawyer. l know him very well. l'm his ex-wife. 1585 01:41:33,586 --> 01:41:36,749 He's a beast, a monster. - l'm telling you. 1586 01:41:37,523 --> 01:41:40,458 He has a 4-year-old son. Whom he has not even seen. 1587 01:41:40,659 --> 01:41:45,255 Ramji, look.. - He cheated her. He married her for money. 1588 01:41:45,331 --> 01:41:46,662 And when the money got over.. 1589 01:41:46,732 --> 01:41:48,256 ..he abandoned the mother and the child. 1590 01:41:48,767 --> 01:41:51,668 l'm telling you. This is what he'll do with Sameera-ji too. 1591 01:41:51,804 --> 01:41:54,671 That is their personal matter. No need for you to interfere. 1592 01:41:54,807 --> 01:41:56,866 And as it is, he has helped you. 1593 01:41:56,942 --> 01:41:59,740 Help. What help? He took money for whatever he did. 1594 01:41:59,812 --> 01:42:01,279 You don't call this help. 1595 01:42:01,547 --> 01:42:04,277 And l'm sure the money that you gave Sameera-ji from.. 1596 01:42:04,350 --> 01:42:06,818 ..that he must have given not a single penny to Sameera-ji. 1597 01:42:06,886 --> 01:42:08,615 Whatever kind of a person he is, whatever he is.. 1598 01:42:08,687 --> 01:42:10,279 ..you mind your own business. 1599 01:42:10,689 --> 01:42:12,281 You're not the real husband. 1600 01:42:12,691 --> 01:42:14,818 This marriage is just to save you. Understood? 1601 01:42:14,894 --> 01:42:17,294 l know that l'm not the real husband. l know it very well. 1602 01:42:17,463 --> 01:42:19,624 But what do you want? That l just sit idle. 1603 01:42:19,698 --> 01:42:21,290 Ramji! 1604 01:42:25,638 --> 01:42:29,768 Hello. Curry Corner. Just a minute. Take it. 1605 01:42:31,710 --> 01:42:33,473 Hello. Father. - Excuse me, sir. - What? 1606 01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:35,572 How are you? 1607 01:42:35,648 --> 01:42:38,845 Congratulations. l've heard great news. 1608 01:42:39,652 --> 01:42:43,588 l've heard that you've got married. 1609 01:42:43,656 --> 01:42:47,319 What do you think about your sister's marriage? 1610 01:42:47,493 --> 01:42:50,860 Father, forgive me. l was in a mess. 1611 01:42:51,797 --> 01:42:53,856 Due to legal procedures, my money was spend.. 1612 01:42:53,999 --> 01:42:56,729 Look, Ramji. Make the arrangements soon. 1613 01:42:56,802 --> 01:42:58,326 lt will be good for everyone. 1614 01:42:58,404 --> 01:43:00,338 Father.. father.. 1615 01:43:03,676 --> 01:43:04,870 Honey, l've got work tomorrow. 1616 01:43:04,944 --> 01:43:07,344 Come on, Sam. Even l've got to go in the morning. 1617 01:43:07,413 --> 01:43:10,610 Baby, come on. You need to listen.. - No. please, just go. 1618 01:43:10,816 --> 01:43:13,944 Get out. Didn't you hear what she said? Leave. 1619 01:43:14,687 --> 01:43:17,884 Oh. - Get out. The door is there. - Ramji! 1620 01:43:17,957 --> 01:43:19,356 Understand on your own, otherwise l know very well.. 1621 01:43:19,425 --> 01:43:20,619 ..how to make you understand. 1622 01:43:20,693 --> 01:43:22,354 What happened? Are you drunk? 1623 01:43:23,629 --> 01:43:24,891 l'm not drunk but l know very well.. 1624 01:43:24,964 --> 01:43:26,431 ..how to bring a drunk person to his senses. 1625 01:43:26,498 --> 01:43:27,829 Get out. - Ramji! 1626 01:43:27,900 --> 01:43:29,367 You stay out of this, Sameera-ji. 1627 01:43:29,435 --> 01:43:31,369 Who are you to throw me out of the house? 1628 01:43:31,570 --> 01:43:35,973 Her husband. - Husband. Fake husband. 1629 01:43:36,041 --> 01:43:38,373 l know very well who's real and who's fake. 1630 01:43:38,544 --> 01:43:39,704 You get out. - Stop it, Ramji. 1631 01:43:39,778 --> 01:43:41,370 Get out. And don't you dare come here again. 1632 01:43:41,547 --> 01:43:42,980 l'll teach you a nice lesson. Understood. 1633 01:43:43,115 --> 01:43:45,049 Hey, how.. - Leave it. 1634 01:43:45,651 --> 01:43:47,710 l don't know the ways of your country. 1635 01:43:47,853 --> 01:43:49,912 But in our country, we respect women. 1636 01:43:50,055 --> 01:43:51,579 We call them Goddess. 1637 01:43:51,790 --> 01:43:54,987 And we beat the person who betrays them in front of us. 1638 01:43:55,060 --> 01:43:57,392 Hey you, what do you think of yourself? 1639 01:44:07,673 --> 01:44:09,732 Smart. Very smart. l'm sorry. 1640 01:44:09,908 --> 01:44:11,739 l shouldn't have come in between husband and wife. 1641 01:44:12,811 --> 01:44:16,008 Sorry. Good thinking, Ramji. Good thinking. 1642 01:44:16,482 --> 01:44:17,676 ls he mad? 1643 01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:31,628 Get out! Get out right now! How dare you! 1644 01:44:32,931 --> 01:44:37,766 You know who he is? He's my fiance. And you.. 1645 01:44:38,604 --> 01:44:39,696 Look, Sameera-ji. 1646 01:44:39,838 --> 01:44:41,635 What l was trying to tell you about Jai is that.. 1647 01:44:41,707 --> 01:44:44,767 About Jai. You'll tell me about Jai. 1648 01:44:44,977 --> 01:44:47,445 Tell me. What do you want to say? 1649 01:44:48,847 --> 01:44:51,441 What do you know about Jai that l don't know? 1650 01:44:52,785 --> 01:44:54,446 l know him from the past 4 years. 1651 01:44:54,653 --> 01:44:57,451 And you from the past 4 weeks. 1652 01:44:58,857 --> 01:45:01,849 Just get out! Get out! 1653 01:45:38,964 --> 01:45:45,096 The roads are foggy. 1654 01:45:46,839 --> 01:45:51,833 Singing such gloomy songs. 1655 01:45:54,113 --> 01:46:00,848 What is life doing with me? 1656 01:46:09,862 --> 01:46:14,697 The roads are foggy. 1657 01:46:17,002 --> 01:46:23,532 Singing such gloomy songs. 1658 01:46:24,810 --> 01:46:31,545 What is life doing with me? 1659 01:46:47,733 --> 01:46:52,761 What l'd thought will never happen. 1660 01:46:55,107 --> 01:46:59,635 l'll have to live on other's condition. 1661 01:46:59,711 --> 01:47:02,578 This is not what l'd asked for. 1662 01:47:02,915 --> 01:47:09,844 ln what fog have l got lost? 1663 01:47:18,063 --> 01:47:23,592 Everything is so cold. 1664 01:47:26,004 --> 01:47:31,135 There is unbearable pain. 1665 01:47:33,011 --> 01:47:40,611 What is life doing with me? 1666 01:48:14,119 --> 01:48:16,053 Hello. - Hi, love. Good morning. 1667 01:48:16,154 --> 01:48:18,987 Good morning. - Give the phone to Ramji. 1668 01:48:19,825 --> 01:48:21,656 Ramji. - Yes, Ramji. 1669 01:48:21,727 --> 01:48:22,921 l chucked him out of the house. 1670 01:48:22,995 --> 01:48:25,987 But why? - You're asking me this? 1671 01:48:26,164 --> 01:48:28,257 Last night he misbehaved so badly, still. 1672 01:48:28,667 --> 01:48:30,999 Do you think he was misbehaving with me? 1673 01:48:32,004 --> 01:48:34,268 No way. The police was keeping a watch outside. 1674 01:48:34,339 --> 01:48:36,204 Police? - lf he'd seen both of us in this manner.. 1675 01:48:36,275 --> 01:48:38,209 ..then we could have been in a problem. 1676 01:48:38,677 --> 01:48:41,271 Why didn't Ramji tell me this? - Didn't tell you! 1677 01:48:42,014 --> 01:48:43,743 You must have not given him the chance to speak. 1678 01:48:44,216 --> 01:48:46,275 O God! - l need to apologise. 1679 01:48:46,852 --> 01:48:50,015 l'll find out where he is. l'll call you back, okay. 1680 01:48:50,088 --> 01:48:52,079 Okay, keep me posted. Bye. 1681 01:48:53,292 --> 01:48:55,283 What! You chucked Ramji out of the house! 1682 01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:58,022 O God! - You've gone mad, Sameera. 1683 01:48:58,230 --> 01:49:00,960 Granny, it's a long story. l'll just explain it to you. 1684 01:49:01,033 --> 01:49:02,091 Please. One second. 1685 01:49:03,101 --> 01:49:07,697 Hello.. hello.. Appu. Hi. Sameera. ls Ramji there? 1686 01:49:09,975 --> 01:49:13,308 Oh! Okay. No, no. Not to worry. l'll call you back. 1687 01:49:13,712 --> 01:49:14,906 Take care. Yeah. Bye. 1688 01:49:15,113 --> 01:49:16,705 Sameera! Sameera! 1689 01:50:18,443 --> 01:50:26,976 Ramji.. Ramji.. Ramji. 1690 01:50:27,185 --> 01:50:35,183 Parvati! What are you doing here? 1691 01:50:38,063 --> 01:50:39,189 Ramji, l'm really sorry.. 1692 01:50:39,264 --> 01:50:45,134 No, no, Sameera-ji. The mistake is mine. 1693 01:50:48,306 --> 01:50:50,797 l'd forgotten that between us there is not only.. 1694 01:50:50,876 --> 01:50:53,811 ..a difference of 6000-7000 miles but.. 1695 01:50:53,879 --> 01:50:55,813 ..a difference of 6-7 generations too. 1696 01:50:55,881 --> 01:50:59,817 You.. - ln our village if a guy holds some girl's hand.. 1697 01:50:59,885 --> 01:51:04,822 ..then the whole village forces them to marry each other. 1698 01:51:05,157 --> 01:51:07,819 But you after knowing everything about Jai.. 1699 01:51:07,893 --> 01:51:11,989 Look, Ramji. We'll talk about this later. You look sick. 1700 01:51:12,230 --> 01:51:14,994 What has happened to me? l'm just the way as l was. 1701 01:51:15,367 --> 01:51:17,835 Yes, it's different if you don't want to talk. 1702 01:51:17,903 --> 01:51:18,961 Ramji.. 1703 01:51:19,037 --> 01:51:21,835 Ramji, no need to go to work today. You're sick. 1704 01:51:21,907 --> 01:51:23,966 Tomorrow when you get well, you can work day and night. 1705 01:51:24,042 --> 01:51:26,101 Sameera-ji, l'm well. You don't worry about me. 1706 01:51:27,245 --> 01:51:29,839 Granny, why don't you stop him? 1707 01:51:30,048 --> 01:51:32,846 How can l stop him? You're his wife.. you stop him. 1708 01:51:33,051 --> 01:51:34,848 Listen, grandma, you're pressing the.. 1709 01:51:34,920 --> 01:51:37,514 ..husband-wife drama issue too much. 1710 01:51:38,023 --> 01:51:40,184 l'm all right. l'll see you later. 1711 01:51:40,358 --> 01:51:42,053 Ramji, listen. 1712 01:51:44,362 --> 01:51:46,057 O my God! 1713 01:51:49,034 --> 01:51:50,194 You tell me, what could l have done? 1714 01:51:53,271 --> 01:51:57,401 She knows everything. l didn't know anything. 1715 01:51:59,478 --> 01:52:02,072 Unnecessarily l was interfering in their matter. 1716 01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:04,077 Sameera knows everything. Are you sure? 1717 01:52:04,282 --> 01:52:05,874 Yes, sure, sure. 1718 01:52:07,385 --> 01:52:09,216 Not only does she know all this.. 1719 01:52:09,287 --> 01:52:11,278 ..but she has no qualms about this matter. 1720 01:52:12,290 --> 01:52:15,885 Now it's her life. She can live the way she likes. 1721 01:52:19,231 --> 01:52:22,428 What happened? - l feel a bit weak. 1722 01:52:23,235 --> 01:52:25,965 You've got fever. - No, l'm fine. 1723 01:52:26,238 --> 01:52:28,229 You can't even stand how you can be fine. 1724 01:52:28,306 --> 01:52:29,898 You come with me. - Let it be. The bus is about to come. 1725 01:52:29,975 --> 01:52:31,499 Come. l'll take you to the doctor. Come with me. 1726 01:52:31,576 --> 01:52:32,907 Listen to me. 1727 01:52:41,319 --> 01:52:44,117 Sameera. - Granny, there's good news. 1728 01:52:44,322 --> 01:52:47,382 Guess what? Ramji's recipe has been selected. 1729 01:52:48,260 --> 01:52:49,921 l've got a letter from the organisers. 1730 01:52:50,095 --> 01:52:51,926 l've filled all the formalities. 1731 01:52:52,330 --> 01:52:55,925 Sameera, can you come home soon? Ramji is not well. 1732 01:52:56,268 --> 01:52:58,998 He has a high temperature too. - Did you call the doctor? 1733 01:53:00,272 --> 01:53:02,604 Just give him the medicine l've prescribed. - Okay. 1734 01:53:02,941 --> 01:53:05,000 He should be okay by tomorrow. - Thank you doctor. 1735 01:53:05,210 --> 01:53:06,939 Take care, young man. - Greetings. 1736 01:53:08,213 --> 01:53:09,339 What was she saying? 1737 01:53:10,115 --> 01:53:11,548 She said, to take care of yourself. 1738 01:53:11,616 --> 01:53:12,947 You'll be well by tomorrow. 1739 01:53:13,018 --> 01:53:14,417 How will he not take care of himself? 1740 01:53:14,486 --> 01:53:15,953 Now Ramji has to get well. 1741 01:53:16,021 --> 01:53:17,215 After all he has to prepare for the competition. 1742 01:53:17,289 --> 01:53:18,347 Hi, Sam. - Hi. 1743 01:53:18,423 --> 01:53:20,015 l've spent full 100 pounds for your entry fees. 1744 01:53:20,125 --> 01:53:22,116 You've reached the finals in the competition. 1745 01:53:22,494 --> 01:53:24,155 Congratulations. - Wow! 1746 01:53:26,231 --> 01:53:29,166 Appu learn some good recipe from Ramji quickly. 1747 01:53:29,301 --> 01:53:30,962 Because he's going to win the competition.. 1748 01:53:31,036 --> 01:53:32,367 ..and after that he'll become a great chef. 1749 01:53:32,437 --> 01:53:34,496 And then he's not going to come in our grasp. 1750 01:53:34,573 --> 01:53:36,040 Why are you joking, Guru brother. 1751 01:53:37,309 --> 01:53:39,436 l'm regretting taking an off today. 1752 01:53:39,511 --> 01:53:42,969 You just get well soon. Who will read out a story to Sonu? 1753 01:53:43,148 --> 01:53:44,979 ln fact, l've myself become a story. 1754 01:53:45,050 --> 01:53:47,109 Hey, if you both are here, then who'll be in the restaurant? 1755 01:53:47,185 --> 01:53:48,243 No one. 1756 01:53:48,320 --> 01:53:49,981 That's why l'm saying Guru brother let me come with you. 1757 01:53:50,055 --> 01:53:52,182 Come on, you guys get back to work. 1758 01:53:52,324 --> 01:53:54,189 Sonu must be alone. l'll manage the things at this end. 1759 01:53:54,259 --> 01:53:55,590 Okay, bye. - Thanks. Ramji, take care. 1760 01:53:55,660 --> 01:53:58,185 l should be thanking you. Bye. See you. - Bye, Sam. 1761 01:54:00,065 --> 01:54:03,000 l forgot. Even l should have thanked them. 1762 01:54:04,402 --> 01:54:07,200 Ramji, your bus stop friend has come with the medicines. 1763 01:54:07,272 --> 01:54:08,330 Good girl. 1764 01:54:08,506 --> 01:54:09,996 Hi. - Hi. 1765 01:54:10,275 --> 01:54:12,175 Now how are you feeling Ramji? - Fine. 1766 01:54:12,277 --> 01:54:14,074 These are the medicines. - l'll take it. Thanks. 1767 01:54:15,413 --> 01:54:19,008 He talks a lot about you. - Really. Good or bad? 1768 01:54:19,184 --> 01:54:22,176 Mostly good. - Why don't you sit down? 1769 01:54:22,420 --> 01:54:24,012 Yeah, sure. - Yes, do have a seat. 1770 01:54:27,292 --> 01:54:29,021 Congratulations for your engagement. 1771 01:54:29,494 --> 01:54:32,486 l hope you and Jai have a good life together. 1772 01:54:33,198 --> 01:54:35,632 Thank you so much. Do you know Jai? 1773 01:54:38,236 --> 01:54:39,362 Then what? 1774 01:54:39,437 --> 01:54:41,302 Would she have married Jai without knowing him? 1775 01:54:47,646 --> 01:54:55,246 What? - No she knows everything. 1776 01:54:57,455 --> 01:55:01,448 Sameera-ji, this is Avni-ji, our Jai's first wife. 1777 01:55:13,471 --> 01:55:15,405 You said that you know everything. 1778 01:55:20,679 --> 01:55:23,671 Last night this is what l was trying to.. 1779 01:55:35,427 --> 01:55:36,485 Excuse me. 1780 01:56:11,396 --> 01:56:14,126 'What happened is that for falling in love.. 1781 01:56:14,199 --> 01:56:16,292 ..lawyer was charging money.' 1782 01:56:16,534 --> 01:56:18,126 'The person who charges so much money.. 1783 01:56:18,203 --> 01:56:20,535 ..he'll surely talk about love and not hatred.' 1784 01:56:27,312 --> 01:56:28,609 lnsurance.. Excuse me. 1785 01:56:31,483 --> 01:56:34,145 Yeah, Sam. 9 o'clock Masti. Yeah, okay. 1786 01:56:49,567 --> 01:56:53,435 Sameera, think properly before you do anything. 1787 01:56:53,772 --> 01:56:56,366 Think from your head not your heart. 1788 01:56:56,641 --> 01:56:59,166 Understood. Okay, go dear. 1789 01:57:01,513 --> 01:57:04,175 Ramji, come. Go. Go. - l go along with her? 1790 01:57:04,249 --> 01:57:05,682 Come, go, go with her. Go. 1791 01:57:06,451 --> 01:57:08,510 Sameera, listen.. - Don't touch me. 1792 01:57:09,587 --> 01:57:11,350 Look, Avni was a mistake. 1793 01:57:12,590 --> 01:57:16,185 And when l realised it, l ended it. 1794 01:57:17,462 --> 01:57:21,728 Oh, so Avni was a mistake. And when did you realize it? 1795 01:57:24,602 --> 01:57:26,194 A few years after marriage. 1796 01:57:27,605 --> 01:57:31,200 Before Rahul was born.. or after? 1797 01:57:31,543 --> 01:57:36,879 Rahul. Rahul is not my son. 1798 01:57:40,885 --> 01:57:44,719 Really. So Rahul is not your son. 1799 01:57:53,631 --> 01:57:55,496 Don't insult my intelligence, Jai. 1800 01:57:57,502 --> 01:57:59,402 O God! You make me sick. 1801 01:58:02,640 --> 01:58:05,234 l'd taken up the courage to come here.. 1802 01:58:07,512 --> 01:58:10,413 ..because l'd thought at least today you won't lie to me. 1803 01:58:13,585 --> 01:58:19,421 But you're such a bastard. l feel ashamed of myself. 1804 01:58:21,993 --> 01:58:24,461 That l came so close to a man like you. 1805 01:58:27,732 --> 01:58:29,256 A person who hasn't even seen.. 1806 01:58:29,334 --> 01:58:31,268 ..the face of his son for the past 3 years. 1807 01:58:35,673 --> 01:58:37,732 By the way, how much time will it take.. 1808 01:58:37,809 --> 01:58:39,538 ..for you to realize that even l'm a mistake. 1809 01:58:41,613 --> 01:58:42,739 You're mistaken. 1810 01:58:49,454 --> 01:58:51,285 lf you have any self respect.. 1811 01:58:51,456 --> 01:58:53,287 ..you'll never come near me again. 1812 01:59:03,801 --> 01:59:05,826 Such imbecile men don't have any effect. 1813 01:59:06,838 --> 01:59:09,306 ln spite so many things have happened.. 1814 01:59:09,374 --> 01:59:11,308 ..he has threatened me and gone. - Threat! 1815 01:59:11,776 --> 01:59:14,472 Yes. That he will get me imprisoned. 1816 01:59:15,780 --> 01:59:18,305 And he will get Ramji deported from the country. 1817 01:59:18,650 --> 01:59:20,447 Hey! How can he throw me out of the country like this? 1818 01:59:20,518 --> 01:59:22,918 After all he has taken so much money from Guru. - Money! 1819 01:59:24,055 --> 01:59:25,317 For what? 1820 01:59:25,523 --> 01:59:28,583 ln order to remove Guru and me out of these legal problems. 1821 01:59:29,594 --> 01:59:31,494 He was saying that he would give all the money to you. 1822 01:59:31,796 --> 01:59:32,990 What a bastard! 1823 01:59:35,833 --> 01:59:38,734 Daughter, don't underestimate his threat. 1824 01:59:39,404 --> 01:59:40,598 He can do anything. 1825 01:59:45,743 --> 01:59:50,510 Daughter, there is only one way of being saved from all this. 1826 01:59:52,750 --> 01:59:55,344 ln the immigration interview, if you both will prove.. 1827 01:59:55,420 --> 01:59:58,355 ..that your marriage is real then not only Jai but the law also.. 1828 01:59:58,423 --> 02:00:02,689 ..will not be in a position to harm both of you. 1829 02:00:02,961 --> 02:00:06,362 And that will be the worst defeat for Jai. 1830 02:00:07,699 --> 02:00:10,691 Now you both have to know everything about each other. 1831 02:00:13,771 --> 02:00:16,365 She was twelve or thirteen years old when.. 1832 02:00:16,441 --> 02:00:18,375 ..she had won a badminton tournament. 1833 02:00:18,543 --> 02:00:20,534 O my God! The trophy is too huge! 1834 02:00:22,714 --> 02:00:24,375 And this is her childhood photograph.. 1835 02:00:24,449 --> 02:00:26,849 ..when she had an allergy from bathing. 1836 02:00:26,918 --> 02:00:28,044 Granny, don't show this at least.. 1837 02:00:28,119 --> 02:00:29,381 Yes. Yes. Don't show it to me. Don't show it to me. 1838 02:00:29,587 --> 02:00:31,384 l don't know anything about bathing.. 1839 02:00:31,456 --> 02:00:33,651 ..but she still has an allergy of wearing clothes. 1840 02:00:34,859 --> 02:00:36,986 Hey! l was just joking! Just kidding! 1841 02:00:37,462 --> 02:00:39,987 The number of her bike is BMWC1 . 1842 02:00:41,799 --> 02:00:43,790 ls it important to know all this also? 1843 02:00:45,903 --> 02:00:47,894 Miss Sameera, what is your size? 1844 02:00:51,809 --> 02:00:54,004 34 B. - 34 B! 1845 02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:58,415 Hey! What are you saying? This is an elephant's size. 1846 02:00:58,683 --> 02:01:01,413 ln my village, the maximum is.. 1847 02:01:02,687 --> 02:01:04,746 Hey! lt is maximum 6 or 7. 1848 02:01:04,822 --> 02:01:06,016 Which size are you saying? 1849 02:01:09,827 --> 02:01:11,590 Are you sure about this, Mr. Kapoor? 1850 02:01:12,930 --> 02:01:14,420 Yes. l am sure. l am sure we will get.. 1851 02:01:14,499 --> 02:01:16,433 ..enough evidence to nail them. 1852 02:01:18,836 --> 02:01:21,031 Let's do it. We might get something. 1853 02:01:21,973 --> 02:01:23,440 l will teach a lesson to those rascals. 1854 02:01:34,852 --> 02:01:35,978 My father's name was.. 1855 02:01:39,724 --> 02:01:40,952 Hello. - Hi Sammy! 1856 02:01:41,626 --> 02:01:44,117 Are you still angry with me? - Jai! 1857 02:01:45,730 --> 02:01:49,131 Thank God that you are at least speaking to me. 1858 02:01:49,634 --> 02:01:51,932 l thought that you would not even speak to me. 1859 02:01:52,637 --> 02:01:54,662 Please forgive me, Sammy. l really love you. 1860 02:01:55,640 --> 02:01:56,732 You are trying to prepare 'Jalebi'! 1861 02:01:56,974 --> 02:01:59,807 We will have kids. - Shall l record it? - Exactly like you. 1862 02:02:00,878 --> 02:02:03,676 Please forgive me, Sammy. l will explain everything to you. 1863 02:02:04,749 --> 02:02:07,479 l.. l cannot wait any longer for our marriage. 1864 02:02:08,820 --> 02:02:13,484 Marriage! Kids! l have been married, Jai. 1865 02:02:13,825 --> 02:02:16,157 What rubbish! To that illiterate man! 1866 02:02:16,828 --> 02:02:18,955 You have got married to him only to save him from the law. 1867 02:02:19,030 --> 02:02:20,088 Remember it. 1868 02:02:20,164 --> 02:02:23,497 And yes, honey that money which you got for that marriage.. 1869 02:02:23,568 --> 02:02:26,503 ..l have deposited the entire amount in our joint account. 1870 02:02:26,671 --> 02:02:28,571 You can withdraw that money anytime you want. 1871 02:02:28,673 --> 02:02:30,766 That money does not belong to him. 1872 02:02:30,842 --> 02:02:32,503 And when these legal matters will get over.. 1873 02:02:32,577 --> 02:02:34,511 ..then you divorce that Pyaare fellow. 1874 02:02:34,912 --> 02:02:37,574 Then we both will get married. 1875 02:02:37,682 --> 02:02:39,582 l am very desperately waiting for you. 1876 02:02:39,917 --> 02:02:41,509 Have you gone crazy? 1877 02:02:42,854 --> 02:02:44,515 About which money are you talking? 1878 02:02:44,856 --> 02:02:46,016 l don't understand you. 1879 02:02:46,691 --> 02:02:49,990 Listen Sameera, don't play games with me. l am telling you. 1880 02:02:50,061 --> 02:02:53,519 Please Jai, l have already been married. 1881 02:02:53,798 --> 02:02:55,698 And right now, Ramji is in my lap. 1882 02:02:55,867 --> 02:02:56,993 So please don't disturb us. 1883 02:02:57,802 --> 02:03:01,533 What? What is he doing on your lap? - Coming darling, open the door! 1884 02:03:03,941 --> 02:03:06,535 With who are you talking, honey? 1885 02:03:07,945 --> 02:03:12,075 lt's nobody, darling. lt's just Jai. - Fine. ls it brother Jai? 1886 02:03:12,717 --> 02:03:14,548 Why? ls it some important work? 1887 02:03:15,086 --> 02:03:17,554 When a husband and wife are sleeping on their bed.. 1888 02:03:17,622 --> 02:03:20,557 ..and speaking about love then you should not disturb them. 1889 02:03:20,625 --> 02:03:23,025 What do you think about it? - Hey! Hey, Pyaare! 1890 02:03:23,094 --> 02:03:26,029 lf you will even touch Sameera then l will kill you. 1891 02:03:26,964 --> 02:03:29,728 What is wrong with brother Jai? - ls he drunk or what? 1892 02:03:30,835 --> 02:03:33,565 Hey honey! My waist is paining a little. 1893 02:03:33,838 --> 02:03:35,567 Will you massage it a bit? 1894 02:03:35,740 --> 02:03:37,731 Hey! What are both of you doing over there? - Of course, sweetie! 1895 02:03:37,842 --> 02:03:39,571 Just remove the shirt and lie down over here. 1896 02:03:39,844 --> 02:03:41,744 And what will l get in return? 1897 02:03:42,980 --> 02:03:44,743 That which l give you every day. 1898 02:03:44,916 --> 02:03:46,975 Oh baby! Come here fast. 1899 02:03:50,988 --> 02:03:53,183 You bastards! You are going to pay for this. 1900 02:03:53,257 --> 02:03:54,588 l am coming there. 1901 02:04:02,867 --> 02:04:04,801 He might be dreaming about so many things now. 1902 02:04:08,873 --> 02:04:10,602 You are very naughty, Ramji. 1903 02:04:10,775 --> 02:04:11,867 And you are no less. 1904 02:04:11,943 --> 02:04:13,604 Look at your hand. There are marks on your hand. 1905 02:04:13,678 --> 02:04:14,804 O my God! 1906 02:04:18,015 --> 02:04:19,141 Poor guy! 1907 02:04:34,899 --> 02:04:36,025 Will you have some coffee? 1908 02:04:36,167 --> 02:04:38,692 That's great! Will you prepare the coffee today? 1909 02:04:38,970 --> 02:04:41,165 lt will be worth watching. - Shut up! 1910 02:04:41,639 --> 02:04:43,800 l don't know whether you will like it or no. 1911 02:04:45,977 --> 02:04:47,638 How can l dare to say that the coffee is not good.. 1912 02:04:47,712 --> 02:04:50,647 ..when you have prepared it? And l was saying that.. 1913 02:04:52,984 --> 02:04:54,645 What else happens in your village? 1914 02:04:54,719 --> 02:04:56,653 Hey! lf l will wear such clothes and come out in the village.. 1915 02:04:56,721 --> 02:04:58,655 ..then the dogs will run after me. 1916 02:04:58,923 --> 02:05:01,653 All my friends will say that a hero has come. A hero. 1917 02:05:01,926 --> 02:05:03,120 And the way the girls dress up over here.. 1918 02:05:03,194 --> 02:05:04,661 ..if they will dress up in the same way in the village.. 1919 02:05:04,729 --> 02:05:06,321 ..then there will be a huge fair. 1920 02:05:06,731 --> 02:05:07,925 To see the clothes! 1921 02:05:09,066 --> 02:05:10,658 But where do they wear the clothes in order to see it? 1922 02:05:11,068 --> 02:05:12,660 Ramji. - Yes, it's true. 1923 02:05:12,737 --> 02:05:15,137 By the way, l think that l should wear this for the interview. 1924 02:05:17,842 --> 02:05:20,174 Give it to me. l will help you wear it. 1925 02:05:21,078 --> 02:05:24,946 And won't you put that ring on my finger. 1926 02:05:26,150 --> 02:05:30,678 Wait l'll try it by myself. 1927 02:05:32,023 --> 02:05:35,151 There's something true.. 1928 02:05:47,038 --> 02:05:51,031 ln the night also, the firefly shines. 1929 02:05:52,877 --> 02:05:56,711 The fragrance is spilled from your eyes. 1930 02:05:58,049 --> 02:06:02,110 ls it a dream or is it magic? 1931 02:06:03,988 --> 02:06:06,718 Do l know it or do you know it? 1932 02:06:08,059 --> 02:06:10,254 Look over there. He is my first boyfriend. 1933 02:06:10,328 --> 02:06:12,387 Hey! Many people have girlfriends and boyfriends in America. 1934 02:06:12,897 --> 02:06:15,263 Hey! Please tell me about Parvati. 1935 02:06:15,333 --> 02:06:17,324 ln my village l have a sister named Parvati. 1936 02:06:17,401 --> 02:06:18,732 What do l tell you about Parvati? She's very beautiful. 1937 02:06:19,070 --> 02:06:21,937 Yes. Nothing is strange actually. 1938 02:06:22,907 --> 02:06:24,738 Yes, you are right. 1939 02:06:41,092 --> 02:06:45,961 My mind has become very pleasant. 1940 02:06:49,166 --> 02:06:53,762 What is this miracle? 1941 02:06:58,042 --> 02:07:07,940 Look, that has happened to me which never happened before. 1942 02:07:10,187 --> 02:07:14,123 The wind touches us softly. 1943 02:07:15,259 --> 02:07:19,787 lts asks us about our well being. 1944 02:07:21,132 --> 02:07:28,971 Somebody walks along with me who is exactly similar to me. 1945 02:07:29,273 --> 02:07:33,801 Sameera, Ramji has reached the finals of the competition. 1946 02:07:34,412 --> 02:07:36,209 Look at this. - Wow! 1947 02:07:36,414 --> 02:07:38,006 But madam how is the hamper? Please tell me. 1948 02:07:39,417 --> 02:07:40,975 Come on, l have to do a lot of preparations. 1949 02:08:10,114 --> 02:08:14,847 The shade seems to be very appealing. 1950 02:08:19,256 --> 02:08:24,023 The heat seems to be very chilled now. 1951 02:08:26,263 --> 02:08:31,064 Come, lets have a discussion. 1952 02:08:33,137 --> 02:08:38,131 The night seems to be very sleepy. 1953 02:08:38,409 --> 02:08:42,140 What is this confusion? 1954 02:08:43,948 --> 02:08:48,078 Why is there this discomfort? 1955 02:08:49,353 --> 02:08:57,283 What is it that is happening to us very slowly? 1956 02:09:15,379 --> 02:09:16,903 Hey Chutki! You have remembered.. 1957 02:09:16,981 --> 02:09:18,915 ..your brother after many days. 1958 02:09:19,250 --> 02:09:21,309 Yeah. You are very naughty. 1959 02:09:24,455 --> 02:09:27,185 Respected brother, l seek your blessings. 1960 02:09:27,258 --> 02:09:28,919 We are very well over here. 1961 02:09:29,093 --> 02:09:31,323 And we just pray for your happiness. 1962 02:09:31,428 --> 02:09:34,192 We are very happy. Take care of yourself. - You too! 1963 02:09:34,331 --> 02:09:38,529 l am very happy to tell you that my in-laws love me a lot. 1964 02:09:38,602 --> 02:09:39,933 Thanks a million to the Almighty. 1965 02:09:40,004 --> 02:09:41,938 They take good care of me. 1966 02:09:42,339 --> 02:09:45,536 You don't worry about me. l am very fine. 1967 02:09:46,277 --> 02:09:48,939 l did not get the pencil. That is why, l am writing with a pen. 1968 02:09:51,282 --> 02:09:52,943 l wish that everything would be fine. 1969 02:09:53,350 --> 02:09:56,945 'lf you will have more problems then write the letter in pencil.' 1970 02:09:57,021 --> 02:09:58,215 'l will understand it.' 1971 02:10:01,358 --> 02:10:02,950 The in-laws are taking good care of me. 1972 02:10:04,295 --> 02:10:06,160 l never experienced such happiness before. 1973 02:10:08,365 --> 02:10:10,959 Parvati! Parvati! 1974 02:10:12,369 --> 02:10:13,495 Go, bride. Leave now. 1975 02:10:13,571 --> 02:10:16,131 Now l plead to you that please leave from here. 1976 02:10:16,440 --> 02:10:19,568 Look Parvati, now it is not a question of money. 1977 02:10:20,144 --> 02:10:21,975 Now our patience has come to an end. 1978 02:10:22,046 --> 02:10:24,514 Your brother Ramji has made a big fool of me. 1979 02:10:24,582 --> 02:10:26,982 He himself got married and he ruined your house. 1980 02:10:27,184 --> 02:10:30,449 Father, don't say this. At least listen to me. 1981 02:10:30,521 --> 02:10:32,182 Look Parvati, now there is no other way out. 1982 02:10:32,456 --> 02:10:34,981 Before l become a beast and do something evil to you.. 1983 02:10:35,059 --> 02:10:38,654 ..please spare us and leave from here. 1984 02:10:44,068 --> 02:10:45,399 Hey! lts the limit of deceiving. 1985 02:10:45,469 --> 02:10:47,403 Then why did he promise us to give the money on time? 1986 02:10:47,471 --> 02:10:48,529 We called up Ramji so many times. 1987 02:10:48,606 --> 02:10:50,198 But then too he did not have the right sense. 1988 02:10:50,274 --> 02:10:53,209 Hello. l wanted to speak to Ramji. 1989 02:10:53,410 --> 02:10:57,210 He is not at home. And who are you.. - Sister-in-law! 1990 02:10:58,349 --> 02:11:02,012 Parvati! - How did you know that l am speaking? 1991 02:11:02,186 --> 02:11:04,416 The person who knows Ramji, how will he not know you? 1992 02:11:04,521 --> 02:11:07,490 He speaks so much about you.. - Can l speak to Ramji? 1993 02:11:09,493 --> 02:11:13,224 Parvati, is everything all right? Please tell me. 1994 02:11:13,430 --> 02:11:16,297 Consider that you are speaking to Ramji. Tell me. 1995 02:11:20,437 --> 02:11:22,302 They have thrown me out of the house. 1996 02:11:24,441 --> 02:11:26,033 l am standing out in the night. 1997 02:11:27,511 --> 02:11:29,035 l am feeling scared also. 1998 02:11:31,448 --> 02:11:34,042 l called him up at Patna also then they banged.. 1999 02:11:34,118 --> 02:11:36,382 ..the phone down after hearing my voice. 2000 02:11:42,226 --> 02:11:46,060 l kept on saying that it has delayed by a few days only. 2001 02:11:47,464 --> 02:11:49,398 After all Ramji is working hard. 2002 02:11:50,467 --> 02:11:53,265 But they did not listen to me. 2003 02:11:58,542 --> 02:12:02,239 l was thinking that l should die. 2004 02:12:04,481 --> 02:12:06,244 And put an end to all this mess. 2005 02:12:09,353 --> 02:12:14,256 But Papu saved me. - Papu! 2006 02:12:14,491 --> 02:12:17,358 He is the childhood friend of Ramji. 2007 02:12:19,363 --> 02:12:25,097 l will.. Wait, talk to Papu you. 2008 02:12:27,504 --> 02:12:31,099 Greetings! - Whatever you did, thank you for that. 2009 02:12:32,509 --> 02:12:34,443 Will you support Parvati? 2010 02:12:34,611 --> 02:12:37,774 Let anything happen. But l will never let her cry after today. 2011 02:12:38,649 --> 02:12:40,116 Will you get married to her? 2012 02:12:40,284 --> 02:12:42,650 l already told you that let anything happen. 2013 02:12:43,454 --> 02:12:44,648 She will not be sad now. 2014 02:12:45,189 --> 02:12:47,248 l will support her throughout her life. 2015 02:12:47,324 --> 02:12:50,316 But what about him? - Don't worry about her. Just give the phone to Parvati. 2016 02:12:54,465 --> 02:13:00,131 Look Parvati, if anything will happen to you then Ramji will die. 2017 02:13:01,472 --> 02:13:03,133 You have called me your sister-in-law. 2018 02:13:03,607 --> 02:13:06,303 So now whatever l am telling you, listen to me carefully. 2019 02:13:33,704 --> 02:13:35,695 Hello. Bank of London! 2020 02:13:35,773 --> 02:13:38,435 Bank of London customer services. What can l do for you, madam? 2021 02:13:38,509 --> 02:13:40,374 Yeah. l just wanted to get some money transferred to lndia. 2022 02:13:40,511 --> 02:13:42,172 Yes, sure. Could you give me some details? 2023 02:13:42,379 --> 02:13:44,176 Could you brief me on that? - Yeah, sure. 2024 02:13:44,248 --> 02:13:46,341 But that's impossible. l mean how can that be? 2025 02:13:46,517 --> 02:13:48,246 Well, that's what is here, sir. 2026 02:13:48,652 --> 02:13:50,244 What seems to be the problem, sir? 2027 02:13:50,521 --> 02:13:52,512 Look, l have a joint account in your bank. 2028 02:13:52,689 --> 02:13:55,180 But this gentleman says l have no money in my account. 2029 02:13:55,259 --> 02:13:56,521 How's that possible. 2030 02:13:56,660 --> 02:13:59,322 lt is very simple, sir. Your partner has withdrawn all your money. 2031 02:13:59,396 --> 02:14:00,658 There is nothing we can do, sir. 2032 02:14:03,534 --> 02:14:05,195 You have betrayed me. 2033 02:14:05,602 --> 02:14:07,661 l love you so much. And you ditched me.. 2034 02:14:07,738 --> 02:14:09,797 ..for that bloody illiterate man! 2035 02:14:10,541 --> 02:14:11,735 l will not spare you. 2036 02:14:12,476 --> 02:14:14,205 And l will not spare Ramji also. 2037 02:14:15,479 --> 02:14:16,605 Do you challenge me? 2038 02:14:17,714 --> 02:14:19,272 l will get you imprisoned. 2039 02:14:19,616 --> 02:14:21,208 l will get both of you imprisoned. 2040 02:14:22,619 --> 02:14:23,813 Just watch out. l will go in the morning tomorrow and.. 2041 02:14:23,887 --> 02:14:25,218 ..inform the people in the immigration officers.. 2042 02:14:25,289 --> 02:14:26,415 ..that what is the truth? 2043 02:14:27,758 --> 02:14:30,886 They both have together ruined my life. 2044 02:14:32,629 --> 02:14:35,393 l just wanted to help you, Guru. - Oh! Shut up, Jai! 2045 02:14:36,767 --> 02:14:41,227 You were betraying Sameera and me. All of us.. 2046 02:14:41,405 --> 02:14:43,498 Whatever you did, you just did it for your own greed. 2047 02:14:44,708 --> 02:14:46,232 And l always considered you as my friend, Jai. 2048 02:14:47,644 --> 02:14:49,635 l couldn't even think that you would do such a thing. 2049 02:14:50,414 --> 02:14:56,649 Oh! So even you have been misled by this chef! 2050 02:15:00,791 --> 02:15:04,249 Guru! Don't forget that if l want then.. 2051 02:15:04,328 --> 02:15:06,796 ..l can get you also imprisoned. 2052 02:15:10,434 --> 02:15:13,267 lt will be better if you will not speak about going to the jail. 2053 02:15:16,673 --> 02:15:21,667 Because if l want then l can get you imprisoned right now. 2054 02:15:22,779 --> 02:15:24,269 The issue about our divorce, Rahul's expenses.. 2055 02:15:24,348 --> 02:15:27,283 ..from the past three years and you have not even.. 2056 02:15:27,351 --> 02:15:29,683 ..given anything for my expense also. 2057 02:15:30,687 --> 02:15:32,621 l don't need your money. 2058 02:15:34,892 --> 02:15:38,293 But then too, l will not step back from.. 2059 02:15:38,362 --> 02:15:41,297 ..getting you imprisoned for this crime. 2060 02:15:44,635 --> 02:15:48,366 Jai, what are you doing? 2061 02:15:49,573 --> 02:15:50,835 What is wrong with you? 2062 02:15:51,775 --> 02:15:53,572 How much more will you stoop now? 2063 02:15:54,912 --> 02:15:56,504 How much more will you stoop? 2064 02:16:19,736 --> 02:16:24,332 My life is finished! Finished! 2065 02:16:24,408 --> 02:16:25,602 lts over! 2066 02:16:28,512 --> 02:16:30,878 Sorry. Sorry everybody! 2067 02:16:33,617 --> 02:16:34,845 l am really sorry. 2068 02:16:36,687 --> 02:16:37,881 Miss Sameera. -Yes. 2069 02:16:37,955 --> 02:16:40,480 Miss Sameera was born in the Middlesex, right? - Yeah. 2070 02:16:40,557 --> 02:16:41,683 lt is Middlesex only,. l am right, isn't it? 2071 02:16:41,758 --> 02:16:43,419 Yes, it is Middlesex only. You are right. Go ahead. 2072 02:16:43,493 --> 02:16:44,619 What type of a name is it? 2073 02:16:44,695 --> 02:16:45,889 lt is a very bad name. lt is so vulgar. Middlesex! 2074 02:16:46,029 --> 02:16:47,894 Village is Takipur. 2075 02:16:47,965 --> 02:16:50,695 District is Purnima. - lt is Purniya, Sameera. 2076 02:16:51,535 --> 02:16:52,900 Oh no! Not again! 2077 02:16:52,970 --> 02:16:55,370 Her father used to work in Howard company. 2078 02:16:55,639 --> 02:17:00,702 Her father and her mother died in a car accident in 1993. 2079 02:17:00,777 --> 02:17:01,903 The village is Takipur. 2080 02:17:01,979 --> 02:17:05,847 His friend's name is.. - Oh! Come on! - Prakash Kumar! 2081 02:17:06,650 --> 02:17:09,710 Miss Sameera's name was Akhandvathi. l mean Arundathi! 2082 02:17:09,786 --> 02:17:11,378 Ramji! Ramji, your phone. 2083 02:17:11,655 --> 02:17:13,987 Hey! The number of my village has been connected! - Give it to me. 2084 02:17:14,725 --> 02:17:17,387 Hello! Hey! Did you call Papu or no? 2085 02:17:17,794 --> 02:17:20,786 No.. - Ramji! - Hey Papu! 2086 02:17:21,565 --> 02:17:25,399 Please forgive me, Ramji. - Hey Papu! Let it be. 2087 02:17:25,469 --> 02:17:27,664 No Ramji. You might have felt very bad. 2088 02:17:29,740 --> 02:17:31,401 But we did not have any other choice. 2089 02:17:32,743 --> 02:17:34,802 The whole village was speaking about various things. 2090 02:17:36,013 --> 02:17:37,947 How could l hear so much about Parvati? 2091 02:17:38,882 --> 02:17:40,406 How could l leave her alone like that? 2092 02:17:41,585 --> 02:17:42,882 l took an advice from sister-in-law. 2093 02:17:44,888 --> 02:17:47,413 And with her permission, l got married to Parvati.. 2094 02:17:47,491 --> 02:17:49,925 ..in front of the entire village. 2095 02:17:51,828 --> 02:17:55,559 lf you think that l have done any mistake then please forgive me. 2096 02:17:55,766 --> 02:18:00,601 Hey! Actually l should apologize to Parvati and to you. 2097 02:18:02,706 --> 02:18:03,832 l only could not understand it. 2098 02:18:04,708 --> 02:18:08,644 No. l did not want to understand. 2099 02:18:10,847 --> 02:18:14,442 Papu. Papu, please forgive me. 2100 02:18:14,618 --> 02:18:16,449 Now you don't worry about Parvati at all. 2101 02:18:16,853 --> 02:18:17,945 l am here. 2102 02:18:18,055 --> 02:18:19,454 The entire village is eager to see you. 2103 02:18:19,523 --> 02:18:21,457 You have everybody's wishes. 2104 02:18:21,725 --> 02:18:24,785 Keep moving ahead! You have everybody's prayers with you. 2105 02:18:25,796 --> 02:18:28,458 And be so famous and successful and come back.. 2106 02:18:28,532 --> 02:18:30,727 ..that in the entire area, our village will become famous. 2107 02:18:31,868 --> 02:18:34,462 When you will return back then the entire village.. 2108 02:18:34,538 --> 02:18:39,134 ..will very proudly say that he is our Ramji. 2109 02:18:39,743 --> 02:18:45,477 He is our Ramji. - Fine. Fine. 2110 02:18:56,893 --> 02:18:58,485 Hey! Why are you tying this, brother Guru? 2111 02:18:58,562 --> 02:19:00,496 lt is very suffocating. - Who is this man? - He is Ajay Kapoor. 2112 02:19:00,564 --> 02:19:01,963 Her lawyer and family friend. 2113 02:19:02,032 --> 02:19:03,090 l am right, isn't it? - Yes. Yes. 2114 02:19:03,166 --> 02:19:04,497 Hey! My watch! Have you put the ring or no? 2115 02:19:04,568 --> 02:19:05,762 Show me the ring. Yes, it is fine. 2116 02:19:05,836 --> 02:19:07,497 What is the name of his school? - Hey! Come on. Hurry up! 2117 02:19:07,571 --> 02:19:08,833 Yes, l am just coming. 2118 02:19:08,905 --> 02:19:10,702 Granny, quickly bring the file. - Yes. Take your file. 2119 02:19:10,774 --> 02:19:11,900 This belongs to me, isn't it? 2120 02:19:11,975 --> 02:19:13,033 Hey! Listen to me. l have taken your red file. 2121 02:19:13,110 --> 02:19:14,509 This red color file belongs to me. 2122 02:19:14,578 --> 02:19:17,046 Yes. Come on. Come on. Bye granny! 2123 02:19:17,114 --> 02:19:18,513 Come on, granny. Give me your blessings. 2124 02:19:18,682 --> 02:19:19,979 l am leaving. l am leaving. 2125 02:19:20,050 --> 02:19:21,915 Hey! Come on. - Thank God! 2126 02:19:22,119 --> 02:19:23,586 Ramji, you remember everything, isn't it? 2127 02:19:23,653 --> 02:19:25,712 Hey! You don't worry at all. l will handle everything very well. 2128 02:19:25,789 --> 02:19:28,519 By the way, your mother's name was Anumati, right? 2129 02:19:29,126 --> 02:19:30,855 Not Anumati but Arundathi. 2130 02:19:31,128 --> 02:19:32,925 Hey! l am just kidding. l remember everything. 2131 02:19:32,996 --> 02:19:34,054 Go ahead. 2132 02:19:34,131 --> 02:19:36,531 Mr. Ramji, you can sit down here. - Fine. 2133 02:19:36,600 --> 02:19:38,795 Here. - That's right. You can go in. 2134 02:19:52,716 --> 02:19:54,547 Go. Go. 2135 02:20:09,166 --> 02:20:13,159 Actually, the officer is watching, isn't it? - Yes. - That is why. 2136 02:20:14,037 --> 02:20:15,561 Otherwise he might be suspicious. 2137 02:20:26,983 --> 02:20:28,974 The name of her favorite perfume is.. 2138 02:20:29,052 --> 02:20:30,110 Hey Ramji! - Greetings, sir! 2139 02:20:30,187 --> 02:20:32,121 Be seated! Be seated! Be seated! - Thank you. 2140 02:20:32,189 --> 02:20:33,656 How are you? - Absolutely fine. 2141 02:20:34,658 --> 02:20:37,593 Okay. - Mr. Ramji, your informational conversation.. 2142 02:20:37,661 --> 02:20:40,596 ..is being recorded. - Fine. 2143 02:20:40,764 --> 02:20:41,856 What is she saying? 2144 02:20:41,998 --> 02:20:43,590 She is saying that our conversation.. 2145 02:20:43,667 --> 02:20:45,601 ..is being recorded in this. -Okay. Okay. Okay. 2146 02:20:45,769 --> 02:20:47,202 Ready! - Yes. 2147 02:20:47,771 --> 02:20:50,069 Your name? - Ramji! 2148 02:20:50,140 --> 02:20:52,608 Your full name. - Ramji Ram Narayan Tiwari. 2149 02:20:52,876 --> 02:20:55,140 How come he happened to come to London? - Regarding work. 2150 02:20:55,879 --> 02:20:57,005 What type of work do you want? 2151 02:20:57,113 --> 02:20:58,603 l am a chef. l cook food. 2152 02:20:58,882 --> 02:21:01,817 You are a travel agent. And he is a chef. 2153 02:21:02,018 --> 02:21:04,612 So where and when did you both meet? 2154 02:21:05,889 --> 02:21:07,618 Actually, l had one empty room at my house. 2155 02:21:07,791 --> 02:21:09,088 So l thought that better keep a PG. 2156 02:21:09,159 --> 02:21:12,617 l went to her house. - Fine. - And l became the Pee type of guest. 2157 02:21:13,029 --> 02:21:15,020 What is the name of his sister? - Parvati. 2158 02:21:15,131 --> 02:21:16,621 He loves her very much. 2159 02:21:16,800 --> 02:21:17,892 What's her shoe size? 2160 02:21:18,034 --> 02:21:19,626 Her shoe size is 7. 2161 02:21:19,970 --> 02:21:21,961 For the first time when l asked her the size of her shoes.. 2162 02:21:22,038 --> 02:21:23,972 ..then she told me that the number is 34. 2163 02:21:24,140 --> 02:21:27,632 And then we came to know that 34 is the number of her.. 2164 02:21:27,711 --> 02:21:29,178 Her shoe size is 7. 2165 02:21:29,246 --> 02:21:31,646 Why did you both hurry up so much in getting married? 2166 02:21:32,983 --> 02:21:35,645 What? - Within two days. 2167 02:21:35,986 --> 02:21:38,716 Actually, granny was suddenly not feeling well. 2168 02:21:39,055 --> 02:21:41,114 Granny was not at all ready to listen to us. 2169 02:21:41,191 --> 02:21:44,649 She told us that before dying she wishes to see our married. 2170 02:21:47,731 --> 02:21:53,670 Fine. Tell me that what did you like the most about your wife? 2171 02:21:53,937 --> 02:21:56,667 Look, she has been very independent since her childhood. 2172 02:21:57,274 --> 02:22:00,004 She has single-handedly taken care of her family. 2173 02:22:01,011 --> 02:22:02,137 Exactly Like me. 2174 02:22:02,212 --> 02:22:04,203 What really drove me towards him was his innocence.. 2175 02:22:04,281 --> 02:22:05,680 ..his simplicity. 2176 02:22:06,016 --> 02:22:08,678 The harder and tough she looks from outside.. 2177 02:22:08,752 --> 02:22:11,152 ..she is very soft and subtle from inside. 2178 02:22:11,221 --> 02:22:13,689 ln spite of being so simple, his thinking ability.. 2179 02:22:13,757 --> 02:22:16,021 ..was much more than many of the literate people. 2180 02:22:16,293 --> 02:22:18,693 Her mind is exactly like a child's mind. 2181 02:22:19,029 --> 02:22:20,690 There is such an understanding in Ramji.. 2182 02:22:20,764 --> 02:22:23,858 ..which simplifies the most crucial problems. 2183 02:22:24,167 --> 02:22:26,032 She gets angry very quickly. 2184 02:22:28,171 --> 02:22:30,036 But she is very nice by heart. 2185 02:22:30,874 --> 02:22:34,970 Such an innocent smile which spreads around everywhere. 2186 02:22:35,211 --> 02:22:39,113 When she gets angry then heavy tears fall off from her eyes. 2187 02:22:43,119 --> 02:22:48,056 Before even l can realize, Ramji realizes it.. 2188 02:22:48,124 --> 02:22:51,184 ..that what do l want and when do l want it? 2189 02:22:54,197 --> 02:22:55,789 Just like my mother. 2190 02:22:56,066 --> 02:22:58,728 But if l will lovingly caress her even once.. 2191 02:22:58,802 --> 02:23:01,327 ..then she becomes extremely humble again. 2192 02:23:03,139 --> 02:23:10,011 Ramji made me realize that l can once again live my childhood. 2193 02:23:12,248 --> 02:23:13,738 He is a wonderful man! 2194 02:23:19,155 --> 02:23:20,747 What a wonderful pair! 2195 02:23:21,925 --> 02:23:23,756 l am very jealous of you. 2196 02:23:24,094 --> 02:23:25,288 Congratulations! 2197 02:23:25,362 --> 02:23:27,922 Congratulations! And all the very best. - Thank you. 2198 02:23:29,265 --> 02:23:30,357 Thanks! 2199 02:23:31,034 --> 02:23:34,765 Fine. Now a last question on my behalf. On my behalf. 2200 02:23:35,171 --> 02:23:40,302 Don't worry. You are a chef from a very small village of Bihar. 2201 02:23:41,044 --> 02:23:42,773 And Sameera has been brought up over here. -Yes. 2202 02:23:42,846 --> 02:23:45,314 She is a travel agent. She is completely western. 2203 02:23:45,448 --> 02:23:48,781 Do you think that she will be able to fulfill.. 2204 02:23:48,852 --> 02:23:52,788 ..the responsibility of a dutiful lndian wife? 2205 02:23:53,256 --> 02:23:55,121 l don't know anything about all that. 2206 02:23:55,392 --> 02:24:00,261 But l definitely know this that she never made fun that l am a chef. 2207 02:24:01,197 --> 02:24:03,791 And she has done a big thing than that also. 2208 02:24:05,135 --> 02:24:07,194 Such a work for which even l wouldn't have been.. 2209 02:24:07,270 --> 02:24:09,135 ..able to gather strength alone. 2210 02:24:13,343 --> 02:24:17,803 She single handedly got my sister settled in her life. 2211 02:24:20,150 --> 02:24:22,812 Hey! ln order to settle Parvati's life.. 2212 02:24:22,886 --> 02:24:25,821 ..she sent all the money to my village.. 2213 02:24:25,889 --> 02:24:29,882 ..which she had received for becoming my wife. 2214 02:24:36,099 --> 02:24:38,294 Only an lndian wife can fulfill this deed. 2215 02:24:50,246 --> 02:24:52,840 Ramji, you have flown with your emotions and you have.. 2216 02:24:52,916 --> 02:24:55,248 ..said something more than required. - What are you saying? 2217 02:24:57,253 --> 02:24:59,517 Fine. Regarding the money. 2218 02:25:00,123 --> 02:25:05,026 Brother, please don't do this. l will be ruined. 2219 02:25:06,262 --> 02:25:08,457 Many people's life depends on it. 2220 02:25:10,133 --> 02:25:11,862 Please do something, brother. 2221 02:25:33,156 --> 02:25:35,056 Hey! l am your wife. You can surely hug me. 2222 02:25:59,415 --> 02:26:00,905 Everything has been ruined. 2223 02:26:05,088 --> 02:26:07,921 Come up with me, please. Come. 2224 02:26:30,346 --> 02:26:32,143 Sameera, now you must talk to him. 2225 02:26:33,283 --> 02:26:34,944 At least let him know. 2226 02:26:35,485 --> 02:26:37,282 You have to tell him how you feel. 2227 02:26:38,221 --> 02:26:42,282 l don't understand anything. 2228 02:26:46,362 --> 02:26:48,956 Everything was going on well. Everything. 2229 02:26:51,234 --> 02:26:52,428 And now.. 2230 02:27:07,450 --> 02:27:08,974 Come on, Mr. Ramji. Please. 2231 02:27:10,320 --> 02:27:13,983 l cannot understand that how will l ever repay your favors? 2232 02:27:15,391 --> 02:27:17,325 Especially of Miss Sameera. 2233 02:27:17,527 --> 02:27:22,260 No son. This was a very new experience for all of us. 2234 02:27:23,399 --> 02:27:25,264 We had some good time, son. 2235 02:27:27,403 --> 02:27:28,995 By the way, where is she? 2236 02:27:29,072 --> 02:27:31,597 Son, she did not come over here. 2237 02:27:33,409 --> 02:27:38,142 She couldn't gain the courage to meet you. 2238 02:27:40,350 --> 02:27:41,476 l can understand. 2239 02:27:45,288 --> 02:27:48,018 Greetings, granny! l will leave now. 2240 02:27:53,296 --> 02:27:54,490 Come on. 2241 02:28:05,308 --> 02:28:07,037 Please let me bid goodbye to the child. 2242 02:28:17,453 --> 02:28:20,445 Hey! Child Sonu, who will tell stories to you now? 2243 02:28:22,525 --> 02:28:24,049 Won't you look over here? 2244 02:28:46,416 --> 02:28:48,350 Mr. Ramji! Mr. Ramji! 2245 02:28:48,484 --> 02:28:52,079 We are delighted to be able to reveal that you are the winner.. 2246 02:28:52,155 --> 02:28:55,420 ..of the elephant brand 'atta' dish with a different competition. 2247 02:28:57,427 --> 02:29:00,089 As a winner, you have won 50000 pounds.. 2248 02:29:00,163 --> 02:29:04,099 ..and we will be more than happy to offer you the job as head chef. 2249 02:29:04,267 --> 02:29:05,700 Hey! What are they saying? 2250 02:29:06,169 --> 02:29:08,569 He is telling you that you have won the competition, Ramji. 2251 02:29:08,705 --> 02:29:11,640 What? - l mean that now everything will be all right. 2252 02:29:12,275 --> 02:29:13,367 You have won the competition, Ramji. 2253 02:29:13,443 --> 02:29:15,638 You are the first lndian winner. What is the secret? 2254 02:29:16,112 --> 02:29:17,511 Excuse me everybody! 2255 02:29:17,613 --> 02:29:20,104 Before this gets any more confusing.. 2256 02:29:20,183 --> 02:29:22,583 ..this man is not allowed to do anything in this country. 2257 02:29:22,652 --> 02:29:25,382 As he has been claimed as an illegal immigrate. 2258 02:29:26,456 --> 02:29:28,390 Now allow me to take him to the airport now. 2259 02:29:28,458 --> 02:29:30,119 As we are late already. - Hey! Brother Guru, you were saying.. 2260 02:29:30,193 --> 02:29:31,455 ..that everything has become all right. 2261 02:29:31,527 --> 02:29:33,119 Then why isn't this inspector listening to me? 2262 02:29:33,196 --> 02:29:35,130 Ramji! - Somebody please do something! 2263 02:29:35,198 --> 02:29:36,392 This is not fair. 2264 02:29:36,466 --> 02:29:38,331 How can they just take him away? - Please ma'am. 2265 02:29:38,401 --> 02:29:40,130 This is a police matter. 2266 02:29:42,305 --> 02:29:44,671 He is our winner. You can't do this. - Please Ramji. Please! 2267 02:29:45,408 --> 02:29:48,741 Please leave him, officer. How can you take him away like this? 2268 02:29:48,811 --> 02:29:51,678 Just get out of the way, madam. - No! No! Ramji! 2269 02:30:05,762 --> 02:30:07,161 Hi, this is Emilie. 2270 02:30:07,497 --> 02:30:09,328 Can l speak to the chairman please? 2271 02:30:09,565 --> 02:30:12,432 l have received the papers from the lndian embassy. Yeah! 2272 02:31:39,589 --> 02:31:41,250 Excuse me, officer. - Yes, my highness. 2273 02:31:42,325 --> 02:31:44,259 Mr. Ramji is not an illegal immigrate. 2274 02:31:44,460 --> 02:31:45,791 He lost his passport and his work permit.. 2275 02:31:45,862 --> 02:31:47,659 ..when he arrived in the country. 2276 02:31:48,531 --> 02:31:51,261 Yes, he has the copy of the document and the verification.. 2277 02:31:51,334 --> 02:31:53,928 ..of their authenticity by the lndian high commission. 2278 02:31:54,604 --> 02:31:57,437 And here is an order for his release. 2279 02:31:57,874 --> 02:32:01,537 lt seems he has been sponsored by a British company. 2280 02:32:02,445 --> 02:32:04,606 Hey! Does this guy seem to be the owner? 2281 02:32:05,681 --> 02:32:07,672 l guess Mr. Ramji is a free man now. 2282 02:32:09,452 --> 02:32:11,283 What happened? - Yeah! Wow! 2283 02:32:11,354 --> 02:32:14,881 Hey! What happened? - Congratulations, Ramji! 2284 02:32:14,957 --> 02:32:16,288 They are saying that you are absolutely free. 2285 02:32:16,359 --> 02:32:18,759 Well done! Here, we appoint you as head chef. 2286 02:32:19,562 --> 02:32:20,620 What are they saying? 2287 02:32:20,696 --> 02:32:22,493 Hey! You are free. They cannot arrest you. 2288 02:32:22,632 --> 02:32:24,293 lf you want then you can even stay here. 2289 02:32:25,568 --> 02:32:26,626 Mr. Ramji, now that you have won.. 2290 02:32:26,702 --> 02:32:27,828 ..what are you going to do with the prize money? 2291 02:32:27,904 --> 02:32:29,496 They are asking you that what will you do with the prize money? 2292 02:32:30,907 --> 02:32:32,704 Hey! Does this money belong to me now? 2293 02:32:32,775 --> 02:32:34,504 The entire amount of money. Every single penny. 2294 02:32:34,577 --> 02:32:35,839 And now you don't need to go. 2295 02:32:35,912 --> 02:32:37,311 lf you want then you can stay over here. 2296 02:32:37,380 --> 02:32:38,711 Everything will be all right. - Yes Ramji. 2297 02:32:39,782 --> 02:32:41,306 Can l take this and go to my village? 2298 02:32:50,726 --> 02:32:52,318 Go home. Money! My money! 2299 02:32:52,795 --> 02:32:54,319 Why will you go back now? 2300 02:32:54,730 --> 02:32:55,924 Why will you go back to the village? 2301 02:32:55,998 --> 02:32:57,329 Now that everything is all right over here. 2302 02:32:57,667 --> 02:32:59,498 Yes, brother Guru. Everything is all right. 2303 02:33:00,403 --> 02:33:02,337 Hey! l had come here to settle Parvati's house. 2304 02:33:02,405 --> 02:33:03,599 Now Parvati's life is also settled. 2305 02:33:03,673 --> 02:33:05,607 Now with this money, l will repay your debt also. 2306 02:33:05,741 --> 02:33:07,333 Hey! But why do you want to go back? 2307 02:33:08,411 --> 02:33:11,676 Hey sister-in-law! l had not come here to earn money. 2308 02:33:12,949 --> 02:33:14,348 l had just come here to solve a problem. 2309 02:33:14,417 --> 02:33:15,679 And it has been solved. 2310 02:33:15,851 --> 02:33:18,342 And in spite of that, if l will continue to stay over here.. 2311 02:33:18,421 --> 02:33:21,356 ..then l will live over here for the sake of my greed and money. 2312 02:33:22,758 --> 02:33:26,694 As you all are saying that l will become a great chef. 2313 02:33:27,530 --> 02:33:29,020 And l will earn lots of money also. 2314 02:33:29,832 --> 02:33:33,529 And l will even buy an old Mercedes like all of you. 2315 02:33:35,838 --> 02:33:39,365 But what is the use of that Mercedes if l will not be able.. 2316 02:33:39,442 --> 02:33:42,707 ..to see my Parvati and Papu roaming around in it. 2317 02:33:43,779 --> 02:33:46,373 Hey brother Guru! What is the use of that car.. 2318 02:33:46,449 --> 02:33:48,383 ..until my villagers don't see me on it? 2319 02:33:49,719 --> 02:33:53,382 Hey! What is the use of that fame when uncle Chotu.. 2320 02:33:53,456 --> 02:33:57,392 ..cannot reveal about it in the open. 2321 02:33:58,561 --> 02:34:00,722 Hey! l will be eager to see them throughout my life. 2322 02:34:01,731 --> 02:34:03,722 But.. But my villagers will never be able.. 2323 02:34:03,799 --> 02:34:05,892 ..to reap the benefits of my success. 2324 02:34:07,003 --> 02:34:08,868 And in London, l will be left as a successful chef.. 2325 02:34:08,938 --> 02:34:10,997 ..and an incomplete man. 2326 02:34:12,808 --> 02:34:15,402 But brother Guru, if l will take this money and go home.. 2327 02:34:15,478 --> 02:34:18,413 ..then you don't have any idea that the dreams.. 2328 02:34:18,481 --> 02:34:21,939 ..of so many people will be fulfilled. 2329 02:34:23,419 --> 02:34:26,582 Hey! My villagers will be very proud of me. 2330 02:34:28,758 --> 02:34:30,953 Hey! l will open an English medium school over there. 2331 02:34:31,027 --> 02:34:33,689 So that after me, nobody will be illiterate over there. 2332 02:34:37,767 --> 02:34:40,429 And then the people over there will say that.. 2333 02:34:40,503 --> 02:34:43,028 ..look over there, he is Ramji Londonwale! 2334 02:34:45,841 --> 02:34:48,435 Brother Guru, that is my identity. 2335 02:34:49,945 --> 02:34:52,436 And that is the most important thing for me. 2336 02:35:13,803 --> 02:35:18,001 Ramji! ls it necessary for you to leave? 2337 02:35:19,875 --> 02:35:22,469 There are a few times in life when you have to.. 2338 02:35:22,545 --> 02:35:25,480 ..make a choice between the most loving thing.. 2339 02:35:25,548 --> 02:35:27,743 ..and your responsibilities. 2340 02:35:28,751 --> 02:35:32,482 My heart says that choose your most loving thing. 2341 02:35:33,756 --> 02:35:36,816 But my mind says that take care of your responsibility. 2342 02:35:38,160 --> 02:35:40,492 Hey! The specialty of my most loving thing is that.. 2343 02:35:40,563 --> 02:35:44,499 ..when l close my eyes then she comes in front of me. 2344 02:35:45,901 --> 02:35:48,495 Btu for the sake of my responsibilities.. 2345 02:35:48,571 --> 02:35:50,562 ..l cannot close my eyes, right? 2346 02:35:51,974 --> 02:35:54,499 l will remember it throughout my life.. 2347 02:35:54,577 --> 02:35:56,670 ..that l had met an angel in London. 2348 02:35:57,847 --> 02:35:59,508 Whatever you said, it is true. 2349 02:36:00,850 --> 02:36:02,715 But l want to say something. 2350 02:36:02,785 --> 02:36:05,845 No. No, Miss Sameera. Please. Please don't say anything. 2351 02:36:05,921 --> 02:36:08,515 Look, l have gained strength through lots of difficulties.. 2352 02:36:08,591 --> 02:36:10,786 ..in order to say this. 2353 02:36:11,927 --> 02:36:14,725 Look, whatever is right, l am doing that only. 2354 02:36:15,931 --> 02:36:19,059 And l want you to support me in this also. 2355 02:36:31,881 --> 02:36:32,939 l will leave now. 2356 02:36:39,889 --> 02:36:43,552 Hey! - You are a very strange man! 2357 02:36:43,893 --> 02:36:47,021 l used to think that l understand all the love stories very well. 2358 02:36:47,897 --> 02:36:49,558 But you have made me understand.. 2359 02:36:49,632 --> 02:36:51,566 ..a different version of this love story. 2360 02:36:51,834 --> 02:36:54,166 By the way, all the love stories do have a happy ending. 2361 02:36:54,236 --> 02:36:56,568 But the end of your story is that the two lovers.. 2362 02:36:56,639 --> 02:36:58,732 ..separate from each other. 2363 02:36:59,108 --> 02:37:01,235 But then too, this ending seems to be appropriate. 2364 02:37:02,178 --> 02:37:03,736 You are a very strange person! 2365 02:37:06,115 --> 02:37:07,582 Take care of yourself. 2366 02:37:08,984 --> 02:37:10,576 Greetings! - Greetings! 2367 02:37:18,994 --> 02:37:20,859 Hey, police officer! This is yours. 2368 02:37:25,768 --> 02:37:27,929 lt's a pleasure to restore your dignity to you, Mr. Ramji. 2369 02:37:28,771 --> 02:37:29,931 l was only doing my duty. 2370 02:37:30,005 --> 02:37:33,771 What? - Been a privilege to know you. 2371 02:37:34,109 --> 02:37:36,600 And if you ever do come back to England.. 2372 02:37:36,679 --> 02:37:39,614 ..then you have always got a place to stay.. 2373 02:37:39,682 --> 02:37:41,809 ..and a friend to trust. You take care. 2374 02:37:42,017 --> 02:37:43,882 What are you saying? l cannot understand anything. 2375 02:37:45,888 --> 02:37:47,617 But a heart understands the matter of heart. 2376 02:37:47,790 --> 02:37:49,018 You are saying something good only. 2377 02:37:49,892 --> 02:37:51,018 You are a very good inspector. 2378 02:37:52,027 --> 02:37:53,619 Greetings! - Greetings! 2379 02:38:02,238 --> 02:38:08,643 Nobody should cast an evil eye. - Ramji! 2380 02:38:08,811 --> 02:38:18,186 Nobody should cast an evil eye on my Ramji. - Ramji! 2381 02:38:31,267 --> 02:38:32,666 Whatever has happened, it has already happened. 2382 02:38:36,071 --> 02:38:37,663 l wish that l could tell him. 2383 02:38:40,943 --> 02:38:42,069 Just once.. 2384 02:38:46,148 --> 02:38:48,139 But he did not give me a chance, granny. 2385 02:38:54,223 --> 02:38:56,020 Now l will never meet him again. 2386 02:38:59,161 --> 02:39:04,690 l will miss him. - l will miss you too. 2387 02:39:06,101 --> 02:39:12,700 l will miss both of you. - What? 2388 02:39:15,110 --> 02:39:17,704 You silly girl! ln life, you just get one chance.. 2389 02:39:17,780 --> 02:39:21,238 ..to meet a person like Ramji. 2390 02:39:22,985 --> 02:39:25,715 And then not to tell him about your feelings.. 2391 02:39:25,788 --> 02:39:27,983 ..will be a very foolish thing. 2392 02:39:31,126 --> 02:39:35,119 Hey girl! Don't lose this opportunity. 2393 02:39:39,902 --> 02:39:42,336 Take this. These are your passport and your tickets. 2394 02:39:43,272 --> 02:39:47,868 Before it is too late, go for it baby. He is the man for you. 2395 02:39:47,943 --> 02:39:49,740 Go for it. Come on. 2396 02:39:50,079 --> 02:39:52,206 Granny! - Yes, my child! 2397 02:39:53,916 --> 02:39:55,747 Go for it. Go. 2398 02:39:56,151 --> 02:39:59,746 Go ahead, child! Don't miss this chance. 2399 02:39:59,822 --> 02:40:01,756 Go for it. Go. 2400 02:40:34,990 --> 02:40:37,254 Hey! What is wrong with the baby? 2401 02:40:38,193 --> 02:40:39,319 Why is baby crying? 2402 02:40:42,331 --> 02:40:43,798 Will you go to your papa? 2403 02:40:44,133 --> 02:40:46,795 Hey! Look at him. He is not keeping quiet at all. 2404 02:40:47,202 --> 02:40:49,261 Go back to your mother. - Come on, give him to me. 2405 02:40:49,338 --> 02:40:50,805 You will experience all these things when you will have.. 2406 02:40:50,873 --> 02:40:52,067 ..your own baby. You will have to take care of him yourself. 2407 02:40:52,141 --> 02:40:53,267 Hey! ls anybody listening to me? 2408 02:40:53,342 --> 02:40:55,003 Hey, just bring the things required for the prayer ceremony. 2409 02:40:55,077 --> 02:40:56,135 We are getting late. 2410 02:40:56,211 --> 02:40:57,803 Hey! You only cut the ribbon. 2411 02:40:58,280 --> 02:40:59,338 Why are you screaming? 2412 02:40:59,415 --> 02:41:00,973 There is still five more minutes, right? 2413 02:41:01,150 --> 02:41:02,811 Look Miss Sameera, five.. 2414 02:41:05,220 --> 02:41:09,816 Honey! After all, granny has come from London right now. 2415 02:41:09,892 --> 02:41:11,223 We will ask her only to do the inauguration. 2416 02:41:11,326 --> 02:41:12,816 The auspicious time is passing by. 2417 02:41:13,095 --> 02:41:16,826 You are looking so cute! - Hey! For whom are waiting? 2418 02:41:16,999 --> 02:41:18,830 Hey! A special guest is going to come. 2419 02:41:19,368 --> 02:41:20,960 Special guest! - Yes. 2420 02:41:21,036 --> 02:41:23,163 Who is this special guest? - He will come now.. - Here he is. 2421 02:41:24,239 --> 02:41:26,833 What happened? - l think that he is here. 2422 02:41:45,260 --> 02:41:47,194 There's a shower of vibrant colours. 2423 02:41:49,264 --> 02:42:05,374 There's a shower of vibrant colours, colouring everyone. 2424 02:42:06,048 --> 02:42:16,891 There's a shower of vibrant colours, colouring everyone. 2425 02:42:19,294 --> 02:42:30,068 Delicious food was served on a gold plate. 2426 02:42:31,073 --> 02:42:34,304 ..that will be devoured by the damsel's beloved. 2427 02:42:34,510 --> 02:42:46,911 There's a shower of vibrant colours, colouring everyone. 2428 02:42:47,089 --> 02:42:52,083 Why? 2429 02:42:54,530 --> 02:42:55,929 lt is myself. 2430 02:42:59,268 --> 02:43:00,394 This is the limit, isn't it? 2431 02:43:00,469 --> 02:43:02,130 You all can buy the tickets anytime and watch us. 2432 02:43:02,404 --> 02:43:03,928 But you will not give me a chance to eat.. 2433 02:43:04,006 --> 02:43:06,406 ..your world famous 'Gajar ka halwa'. 2434 02:43:08,343 --> 02:43:10,402 An ordinary man's dream can be fulfilled so much! 2435 02:43:11,346 --> 02:43:12,938 l had not dreamed about this dream also. 2436 02:43:13,348 --> 02:43:15,282 Everything is possible, my brother. 2437 02:43:15,484 --> 02:43:17,952 You should just have the determination within you. 2438 02:43:19,221 --> 02:43:20,950 Come on, l will do the inauguration. 2439 02:43:21,023 --> 02:43:22,957 Where is the scissors? - Here. 2440 02:43:26,562 --> 02:43:27,961 Hey! Come on, everybody please clap. 2441 02:43:30,632 --> 02:43:33,362 Ramji, has spice for everyone.. 2442 02:43:35,237 --> 02:43:36,363 Everything is possible! 2443 02:43:36,438 --> 02:43:39,032 Ramji, has spice for everyone.. 194631