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(waves crash)
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(bats flutter)
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(riders cheer)
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(magical music)
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(suspenseful orchestral music)
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(wolf howls)
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(suspenseful orchestral music)
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[Voiceover] Name?
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[Voiceover] Clarissa Darling.
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Sign here.
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I'm gonna need that scarf girl.
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And you're gonna have
to lose those hoops.
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Any other piercings
or body jewelry
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they can get a hold of?
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(suspenseful orchestral music)
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Mm hm.
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(buzzer buzzes)
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(bell dings)
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(door creaks)
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(siren buzzes)
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(door creaks)
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(inaudible chatter)
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Stay behind the yellow line.
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(inaudible cackles)
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(door creaks)
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(inaudible cackles)
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Hello baby, do you
like it long and hard?
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(laughs maniacally)
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I am hot and fresh for you.
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(laughs maniacally)
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Don't make eye contact.
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Get me out of here,
I'm not a whore,
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I just needed the dough.
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(chuckles)
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This way.
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Hey man, you want
to get baked man?
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(laughs boisterously)
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Hey Mary, how would you
like to get yourself sticky
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with a little cream puff?
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(laughs deviously)
(Clarissa gasps)
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Damn.
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(laughs deviously)
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I can smell your muffin!
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(Clarissa groans)
(laughs deviously)
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(electric buzzes)
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Good evening.
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I'm ok.
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(suspenseful music)
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Good evening.
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Mr. Gingerdead Man sir,
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my name is Clarissa Darling.
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May I have a word with you, sir?
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May I see your
credentials please?
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Certainly.
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(suspenseful music)
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Closer please.
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Closer.
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Still not close enough.
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That's a library card.
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Mr. Gingerded Man sir,
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I've been sent here by the FBI.
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Tell me Clarissa,
when you were running
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down the hall just now,
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that little cream puff, he
shouted something at you.
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Tell me, what did he say?
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He said,
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"I can smell your muffin."
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(Gingerdead Man inhales sharply)
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I, however, can not.
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I do however, smell
the faint undertone
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of vanilla scented skin cream,
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and that pimento loaf sandwich
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that you had for
lunch, but not today.
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I am putting
together a case study
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on just what it is that
drives you to kill sir,
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if you are willing to
cooperate in my investigation,
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the DA is willing
to cut you a deal.
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Candy Land Island.
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Just off the coast
of Lolipop Bay.
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Everyday, for three hours,
you will be permitted
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to go outside into
the fresh air.
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You will walk on the
brown sugar beach,
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you will swim in
the lemonade ocean
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under (sighs) SWAT team
surveillance of course.
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Will I now?
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Come, come Clarissa,
let's not play games.
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Do you honestly
think they can send
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some rookie in here
to try and unlock
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the complicated secrets of my
brilliant sophisticated mind?
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(farts loudly)
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(laughs gleefully)
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What are the ingredients
that drive you to kill?
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(buzzer buzzes)
Huh?
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[Voiceover] Attention
all side chief personnel,
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there's been a security breach.
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We have been infiltrated by
misguided animal activists.
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All personnel are to evacuate
the premises immediately.
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(Gingerdead Man gulps)
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(door clanks)
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Oh my God, the horror!
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What the fuck?
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(background clatters)
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(laughs evilly)
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(chuckles gleefully)
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You hippy mother fuckers
can't be up in here.
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Yo Ezekiel, release these
imprisoned creations of God.
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(club bangs)
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Yea, run chipmunk.
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Run muskrats!
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Sugar gliders be free once again
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from the horrors
of intersection.
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(glass crashes)
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Sweets for the sweet,
hey Gingerdead Man,
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there is no FBI case.
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You posses the soul
of my homeless brother
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and drove him to kill himself.
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Now I'm here to even the score
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you little half
baked piece of shit.
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No!
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[Clarissa] No!
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(gun fires)
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(giggles)
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Go be free!
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(groans vigorously)
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Oh my God!
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Look what they've done to you,
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they've shaved your body
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and your little
jelly bean buttons.
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Oh they've cut off
your noble (mumbles).
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Don't you worry, I'm
gonna get you out of here.
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(Gingerdead Man groans)
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Be free, be free little
capuchin monkey, be free.
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Run, run as fast as you can.
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No, you don't understand!
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(nose pops)
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Fuck you!
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I'll kill you...
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[Gingerdead Man]
And fuck you too!
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Do you understand
me Mr. Gingerdead Man?
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(screams painfully)
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I'll kill you if it's
the last thing I do,
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I will track you
until the end of time!
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Oh, shit!
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(screams horrified)
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(tiresome gasps)
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Gotta haul ass.
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Where am I?
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Well fuck me to tears,
looks like I'm toast.
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There he is!
(gun fires)
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[Gingerdead Man]
Mother fucker!
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This looks like fun.
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(door creaks)
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By Joe, I think we've got it!
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This sustenance time machine
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can actually send
simple food matter
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into time and space.
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Soon, hunger as we know it
will be eradicated, forever.
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Just think of it,
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a loaf of bread with an
expiration date of 100 years!
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(laugh gleefully)
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[Gingerdead Man] Too
bad your expiration date
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is right fucking now.
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(gun shots erupt)
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(laughs evilly)
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Woo!
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Open the door, you
little fucking fruitcake.
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I'm gonna knock that ass out.
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Hurry up open the
door, I can't wait
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'til I'll be able
to bust your ass.
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(Gingerdead Man groans)
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(door breaks)
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Freeze you little
fun sized fucker.
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Oh?
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Sorry brown sugar, I'm
gonna have to catch you
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some other time!
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(laughs evilly)
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(electronic swirls erupt)
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(Gingerdead Man screams)
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(upbeat rock music)
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* Run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* I'm not all mean,
I've devised a plan
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* I'm sick, I'm
whack, I'm a maniac
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* I'm touched, I'll
slides, I'll bust a cap
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* So run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* So run
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* Just run
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* I said run
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* I'm a deviant
outcast out for blood
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* Knowing the goal,
you're name is mud
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* You didn't meet,
you're ass is grass
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* I'm opening up
a can of whoop ass
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* So run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* So run
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* Just run
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* I said run
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* I'm a type O
negative sociopath
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* I'll tear your heart,
you'll feel my wrath
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* I'll run your bones
'til they run red
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* You won't fight back
'cause you'll be dead
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* So run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* So run
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* Just run
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* I said run
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* Run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* I'll take you out
with a frying pan
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* Well in my way
I'm ready to brawl
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* I'm a walking
talking wrecking ball
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* So run, run, run
as fast as you can
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* So run
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* Just run
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* I said run
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* So run
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* Yea
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* Huh
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(funky disco music)
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(electronic swooshes erupt)
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Huh?
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1976?
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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Well, oh, I gotta
get outta here.
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(Gingerdead Man
screams frustrated)
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What are you do?
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(gasps)
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Look out, look out!
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(chatters painfully)
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(inhales sharply)
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Oh yea.
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(inhales sharply)
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Oh yea!
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Snowball!
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Hey everybody, it's
time to switch it up!
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Change partners!
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(funky disco music)
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Looking good PJ!
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[Voiceover] Hey classy lady!
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Oh yea, taking shit!
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Hey, where are you going?
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Huh?
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Oh, pussy!
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(funky disco music)
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That twirls Epstien,
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he's gonna skate in
the Olympics some day.
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How do you know that?
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Shut up Pickles!
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He's waiting to ask Tammy
Pimento to marry him
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until he wins a gold medal,
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then he's gonna melt
the gold medal down
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and make two matching rings,
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so they can have a
white wedding on wheels.
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Oh God, I'm gonna puke!
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[Little Girl] Oh
shut up Pickles!
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Oh, all right,
enough, get away!
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Such a freaking fox.
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Duh!
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I mean, why else do you think
I'd be reigning roller queen
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for four years in a row?
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Are you ready to bring home
another crown tonight baby?
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[Woman] What do you think?
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I think...
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I'd like to peel off
those satin pants
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and ball you in the
back of my Trans AM.
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Ugh back off Epstein.
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[Epstein] Come on, you
know you're my best girl.
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Give me some loving.
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Whatever...
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you'll get your rocks
off after I get my title.
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Tonight, it's my night.
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And none of these
little rink rats
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are gonna take my
crown away from me.
270
00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:12,395
Well then I better make sure
271
00:13:12,395 --> 00:13:13,896
you get what's rightfully yours.
272
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:15,998
If I do, then...
273
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,368
well.
274
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,969
(giggles alluringly)
275
00:13:19,969 --> 00:13:22,271
(upbeat disco music)
276
00:13:22,271 --> 00:13:23,238
Cunt!
277
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:27,777
Attention skaters!
278
00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:32,848
Welcome to the fourth annual
Roller Boogie Queen Contest
279
00:13:32,848 --> 00:13:35,217
here at Trixie's Roller Land.
280
00:13:35,217 --> 00:13:37,252
(crowd cheers)
281
00:13:37,252 --> 00:13:39,789
Is everybody getting down
and having a good time?
282
00:13:39,789 --> 00:13:41,824
(crowd cheers)
283
00:13:41,824 --> 00:13:45,027
Get out on the rink and
show us it's done Trixie!
284
00:13:45,027 --> 00:13:46,496
(crowd cheers)
285
00:13:46,496 --> 00:13:48,431
Oh children, I
think it's no secret
286
00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:51,000
that my skating days
have come and gone.
287
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:55,137
And sadly, so have all of yours.
288
00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:58,408
(crowd protests confused)
289
00:13:58,408 --> 00:14:00,142
Coincidentally, on this day
290
00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:02,211
of great roller
boogie celebration,
291
00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:06,148
I have received a telegram
from the county tax commission.
292
00:14:06,148 --> 00:14:09,284
There is a balance of
back property taxes
293
00:14:09,284 --> 00:14:11,754
that is going to result
in me closing the doors
294
00:14:11,754 --> 00:14:13,556
of the roller disco.
295
00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:17,326
Uncle Sam can't kill disco!
296
00:14:17,326 --> 00:14:18,694
(crowd yells agreeably)
297
00:14:18,694 --> 00:14:20,863
We're not gonna
let a few back taxes
298
00:14:20,863 --> 00:14:22,765
shut this place down!
299
00:14:22,765 --> 00:14:23,933
(crowd yells agreeably)
300
00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:25,435
You're right!
301
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:29,204
It would take exactly
$85,000 for that to happen.
302
00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:30,540
Well if we all work together,
303
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:31,641
maybe we could raise the dough
304
00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:32,808
and pay for it ourselves?
305
00:14:32,808 --> 00:14:34,944
(crowd shouts agreeably)
306
00:14:34,944 --> 00:14:36,446
I know!
307
00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:39,314
Maybe we can hold a roller
disco bikini car wash
308
00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:40,983
in the parking lot tonight!
309
00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:42,585
(crowd cheers)
310
00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:44,587
Oh, that'll help.
311
00:14:44,587 --> 00:14:45,888
Oh, oh, oh, I know!
312
00:14:45,888 --> 00:14:48,123
We could have a roller
boogie bake sale!
313
00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:51,494
(crowd cheers agreeably)
314
00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:53,496
Surrounded by idiots!
315
00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:56,098
Bake sale, here we go again!
316
00:14:56,098 --> 00:14:57,633
Whoa!
317
00:14:57,633 --> 00:15:01,070
Please, while I appreciate
your generous selflessness,
318
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:03,806
there's nothing I can do.
319
00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:05,941
Let's just turn those
frowns upside down
320
00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:07,810
and keep on trucking!
321
00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:12,314
(crowd cheers)
322
00:15:12,314 --> 00:15:13,683
Little Angel!
323
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:14,917
Huh?
324
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,086
Get that mirror ball
spinning white hot!
325
00:15:17,086 --> 00:15:19,722
If this is gonna be the
final roller boogie contest,
326
00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:21,891
let's make it the best one ever!
327
00:15:21,891 --> 00:15:23,292
(crowd cheers)
328
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:26,496
Oh, and one more thing
before the festivities begin.
329
00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:28,097
I'd like to introduce you all,
330
00:15:28,097 --> 00:15:31,166
to my pride and joy,
331
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,503
my lovely niece Cherry.
332
00:15:33,503 --> 00:15:34,870
She's come here
to help me pack up
333
00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,806
what's left of my dream.
334
00:15:36,806 --> 00:15:39,675
Please embrace her and
make her feel welcome,
335
00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:42,512
she's all I've got
left in this world.
336
00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,747
Say hi Cherry, don't be shy.
337
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:46,749
Hello.
338
00:15:46,749 --> 00:15:49,885
(crowd greetings erupt)
339
00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:51,921
Isn't she a delight?
340
00:15:51,921 --> 00:15:53,623
Nerd!
341
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,725
(light shatters)
342
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:58,628
(ominous music)
343
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:03,733
And don't forget
to cast your votes
344
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,768
for the final
roller boogie queen
345
00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:09,338
with our very own rink
manager, Miss Ingrid Harshman.
346
00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:12,441
(crowd cheers)
347
00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:14,777
Now let's roller boogie!
348
00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:17,580
(crowd cheers)
349
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:22,585
(funky disco music)
350
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:31,994
(eerie violins snap)
351
00:16:33,996 --> 00:16:39,001
(funky disco music)
352
00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:43,072
(laughs boisterously)
353
00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:46,576
(groans frustratedly)
354
00:16:46,576 --> 00:16:50,112
Come on, why isn't this
stupid fucking thing working?
355
00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:51,847
Get me the fuck outta here!
356
00:16:51,847 --> 00:16:53,148
Oh come on!
357
00:16:53,148 --> 00:16:54,917
(whimpers frustratedly)
358
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,285
Dynamite!
359
00:16:56,285 --> 00:16:57,086
Huh?
360
00:16:57,086 --> 00:16:58,287
Asshole!
361
00:17:00,923 --> 00:17:04,359
Of all the shithead
decades to get stranded in.
362
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:10,365
(funky disco music)
363
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:18,708
DJoreen, Sandy, it's
time for the big car wash!
364
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,242
Oh ok Connie!
365
00:17:20,242 --> 00:17:21,744
We're gonna do what?
366
00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:22,745
(girls squeal)
367
00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:24,246
I'm gonna get you both wet!
368
00:17:24,246 --> 00:17:25,380
(girls squeal)
369
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,315
Oh, whoa!
370
00:17:26,315 --> 00:17:28,017
I'm gonna hose some hoes!
371
00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:30,953
(girls squeal gleefully)
372
00:17:30,953 --> 00:17:32,655
(groans pleasurably)
373
00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:40,029
Nice rack!
374
00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:41,664
Well as long as
I'm stranded here,
375
00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:43,899
might as well roll a few heads!
376
00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:45,100
Woo hoo!
377
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,739
Where's the cigarette machine?
378
00:17:52,274 --> 00:17:55,410
Hey Peaches, happy last
night of Boogie Land.
379
00:17:55,410 --> 00:17:57,146
Right back at your Peej!
380
00:17:57,146 --> 00:17:59,849
Oh my God, Tux look!
381
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:01,050
What?
382
00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,785
My mood ring, it says
that something epic
383
00:18:02,785 --> 00:18:05,287
is gonna happen tonight
that I'm never gonna forget.
384
00:18:06,856 --> 00:18:07,990
Duh!
385
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,659
What's that?
386
00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:11,694
I call it Tux's
magical trail mix.
387
00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:15,530
Shrooms, loods, acid, ecstasy,
bennies, and nose candy,
388
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,667
if we gotta say
goodbye to Boogie Land,
389
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,669
I say we cannonball
it to the max.
390
00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:21,070
Count me in!
391
00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,872
Ok, what should we
start with first?
392
00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:25,775
How about a couple of these?
393
00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:29,912
Let's get it on.
394
00:18:33,348 --> 00:18:34,850
(chuckles)
395
00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:38,153
(laughs playfully)
396
00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:43,158
(upbeat disco music)
397
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,996
Randy.
398
00:18:46,996 --> 00:18:49,765
Randy, this is my
precious niece.
399
00:18:49,765 --> 00:18:52,167
She'll be helping us
close the place this week
400
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:55,137
and I thought maybe you
might show her around.
401
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:56,939
Sure thing.
402
00:18:56,939 --> 00:18:58,841
Hi, I'm Randy.
403
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:02,712
She's Cherry, and I'd
like her to stay that way,
404
00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:04,479
so if it's not too much trouble.
405
00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:07,416
Yea, yea no problem.
406
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:10,185
I was gonna take a
break in a minute
407
00:19:10,185 --> 00:19:11,954
and I was wanting to know
408
00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:13,989
if you wanted to go for
a spin around the rink.
409
00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:18,728
Oh no, Cherry isn't interested
in skating, are you dear?
410
00:19:18,728 --> 00:19:20,162
Oh, she'll leave that to you.
411
00:19:20,162 --> 00:19:21,731
Well, maybe, I think I...
412
00:19:21,731 --> 00:19:23,265
Now, now, you're far too
clumsy for that my dear.
413
00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:26,368
She's got a one way ticket to
becoming a dental hygienist,
414
00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:27,369
don't you?
415
00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:28,503
I don't know, I think...
416
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:29,739
Molars not rollers!
417
00:19:29,739 --> 00:19:30,740
If I could just...
418
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:31,741
Drills not thrills.
419
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:32,742
But I just want...
420
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:33,743
Cavities not depravities.
421
00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:34,944
Ok.
422
00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:36,779
All right then,
that's settled.
423
00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:37,980
I don't think it
would be a problem.
424
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,148
No skating!
425
00:19:39,148 --> 00:19:41,817
(chuckles)
426
00:19:41,817 --> 00:19:44,119
Oh, I will be in
my office packing
427
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:46,121
if you kids need anything.
428
00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,192
Remember...
429
00:19:52,127 --> 00:19:53,763
- No skating.
- [Randy] No skating.
430
00:19:54,596 --> 00:19:55,765
Promise?
431
00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,099
Yes Aunt Trixie.
432
00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:02,772
You two have a
wonderful night.
433
00:20:04,006 --> 00:20:06,375
(suspenseful violin notes)
434
00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,149
Ah come on, how about just
a quick spin around the rink?
435
00:20:14,149 --> 00:20:16,786
Are you crazy, I couldn't.
436
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:18,453
You heard her.
437
00:20:18,453 --> 00:20:20,222
Besides, I don't even
know how to skate.
438
00:20:20,222 --> 00:20:21,156
Yeehaw!
439
00:20:21,156 --> 00:20:22,024
There he is!
440
00:20:22,024 --> 00:20:23,292
What?
441
00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:24,726
That little man, he
was right over there.
442
00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:28,163
Little man?
443
00:20:28,163 --> 00:20:29,598
Yes, he was
running right over...
444
00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:35,337
There couldn't possibly
be a little man
445
00:20:35,337 --> 00:20:36,839
running around in
here could there?
446
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:38,573
Maybe I'm...
447
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,175
a little more jet
lagged than I thought.
448
00:20:41,944 --> 00:20:43,512
I know what it is.
449
00:20:43,512 --> 00:20:44,814
You do?
450
00:20:44,814 --> 00:20:46,081
Yea, you just need to
blow off a little steam.
451
00:20:46,081 --> 00:20:47,482
Here come on, I'll
show you, it's easy.
452
00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:49,051
I'd better not.
453
00:20:50,285 --> 00:20:52,587
Look how crowded
the dance floor is.
454
00:20:54,756 --> 00:20:56,691
She'll never even see you.
455
00:20:56,691 --> 00:20:58,360
Really?
456
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:03,298
(funky disco music)
457
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,301
Come with me.
458
00:21:07,669 --> 00:21:12,674
(funky disco music)
459
00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:26,221
Oh stop Sandy, you're
getting me all wet!
460
00:21:27,489 --> 00:21:29,892
You know you
love it foxy lady!
461
00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:33,195
(girls squeal)
462
00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:37,900
Washing cars is fun!
463
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,935
Oh yea!
464
00:21:39,935 --> 00:21:41,636
Oh let's do this.
465
00:21:41,636 --> 00:21:44,639
(girls squealing delighfully)
466
00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:47,576
(groans satisfactorily)
467
00:21:52,882 --> 00:21:55,184
And after that, I'm
gonna buy 10 pet rocks
468
00:21:55,184 --> 00:21:56,886
and Shetland pony named Bear,
469
00:21:56,886 --> 00:21:59,454
then I'm gonna marry
a Bay City Roller.
470
00:21:59,454 --> 00:22:01,256
Those guys are fags.
471
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:04,994
You ever say that
again, you can forget
472
00:22:04,994 --> 00:22:07,262
watching me compete in the
battle of the network stars
473
00:22:07,262 --> 00:22:09,131
when I'm a famous actress.
474
00:22:09,131 --> 00:22:11,066
Ok, I'm sorry.
475
00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:16,138
Can I ask you a question?
476
00:22:16,138 --> 00:22:17,606
What?
477
00:22:17,606 --> 00:22:19,474
Do you ever think we're
gonna be able to skate
478
00:22:19,474 --> 00:22:21,676
without this stupid railing.
479
00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:23,045
Of course we will.
480
00:22:23,045 --> 00:22:24,713
A digital calculator?
481
00:22:25,915 --> 00:22:27,316
We've been coming
here all summer.
482
00:22:27,316 --> 00:22:29,651
Seems like we would've
learned something by now.
483
00:22:29,651 --> 00:22:32,287
Be patient Pickles,
we're not gonna become
484
00:22:32,287 --> 00:22:34,223
championship skaters over night.
485
00:22:34,223 --> 00:22:35,925
We'll make our mark.
486
00:22:35,925 --> 00:22:39,161
Everybody gets their turn
underneath the disco ball.
487
00:22:39,161 --> 00:22:43,432
(electronic pulses swoosh)
488
00:22:43,432 --> 00:22:47,937
(kids scream)
489
00:22:51,106 --> 00:22:56,078
(upbeat disco music)
490
00:22:57,212 --> 00:22:59,581
(Gingerdead Man chuckles)
491
00:22:59,581 --> 00:23:01,716
Wrong exit baby!
492
00:23:01,716 --> 00:23:03,152
You're soaking it in.
493
00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:07,289
Huh?
494
00:23:09,324 --> 00:23:11,293
Danger, hydro...
495
00:23:11,293 --> 00:23:13,195
hydrochloric acid?
496
00:23:13,195 --> 00:23:15,965
You bitches look so
hot, I almost can't do
497
00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:17,799
what I know I'm about to do.
498
00:23:17,799 --> 00:23:21,736
(laughs evilly)
499
00:23:23,872 --> 00:23:26,008
Almost!
500
00:23:26,008 --> 00:23:30,980
(upbeat disco music)
501
00:23:35,217 --> 00:23:36,785
Here come with me.
502
00:23:36,785 --> 00:23:39,621
I can't, we shouldn't
be doing this.
503
00:23:39,621 --> 00:23:41,056
Take my hand.
504
00:23:41,056 --> 00:23:43,192
You can do this, all right,
you should be dancing.
505
00:23:43,192 --> 00:23:44,659
But my aunt!
506
00:23:48,830 --> 00:23:50,465
Take a chance on me.
507
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:56,338
(funky disco music)
508
00:24:10,685 --> 00:24:13,622
Oh my God, Tammy you
look so beautiful tonight.
509
00:24:13,622 --> 00:24:16,025
I've never seen
anybody skate like you.
510
00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:17,592
Fuck off lady.
511
00:24:17,592 --> 00:24:22,531
(funky disco music)
512
00:24:50,325 --> 00:24:52,427
(all cheer)
513
00:24:55,797 --> 00:24:59,234
(jazzy disco music)
514
00:24:59,234 --> 00:25:01,136
(girls squeal delightfully)
515
00:25:01,136 --> 00:25:02,271
That's it!
516
00:25:02,271 --> 00:25:05,340
(girls giggle)
517
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:07,109
(ominous music)
518
00:25:07,109 --> 00:25:09,778
(Gingerdead Man
giggles maniacally)
519
00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:14,383
(girls squeal delightfully)
520
00:25:15,984 --> 00:25:17,819
How much money have we raised?
521
00:25:17,819 --> 00:25:19,454
Oh let me check.
522
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,895
$2!
523
00:25:26,895 --> 00:25:27,862
What?
524
00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:30,099
How many cars have we washed?
525
00:25:30,099 --> 00:25:30,932
One!
526
00:25:30,932 --> 00:25:32,567
Yea and it's Trixie's!
527
00:25:32,567 --> 00:25:36,505
(girls laugh gleefully)
528
00:25:40,142 --> 00:25:41,976
Some hose for the hoes.
529
00:25:41,976 --> 00:25:44,413
(laughs maniacally)
530
00:25:47,582 --> 00:25:49,851
That's it, let it wash over you.
531
00:25:49,851 --> 00:25:53,422
(girls squeal delightfully)
532
00:25:53,422 --> 00:25:57,526
(ominous music)
533
00:25:58,393 --> 00:26:02,797
(Gingerdead Man cackles evilly)
534
00:26:06,868 --> 00:26:11,873
(girls scream painfully)
535
00:26:15,277 --> 00:26:16,311
Great job!
536
00:26:16,311 --> 00:26:17,512
Did I ok?
537
00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:18,713
Heck yea, you're
a super freak.
538
00:26:18,713 --> 00:26:20,282
Thanks.
539
00:26:20,282 --> 00:26:22,016
I'm gonna grab us a
couple cold Shastas.
540
00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:23,017
Ok.
541
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,321
[Voiceover] Woo, woo!
542
00:26:27,689 --> 00:26:28,923
Way to go!
543
00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:31,059
Yea, talk about
your fast learners.
544
00:26:31,059 --> 00:26:31,993
Thanks.
545
00:26:31,993 --> 00:26:32,661
I'm Coco.
546
00:26:32,661 --> 00:26:33,662
And I'm Yoko.
547
00:26:33,662 --> 00:26:34,696
I'm Cherry.
548
00:26:34,696 --> 00:26:36,598
You've got the moves woman.
549
00:26:36,598 --> 00:26:39,168
Yea, and it looks like
Randy's got his eye on you.
550
00:26:39,168 --> 00:26:40,169
Me?
551
00:26:40,169 --> 00:26:42,537
Oh no, someone as perfect as him
552
00:26:42,537 --> 00:26:44,739
would never go for
someone as plain as me.
553
00:26:44,739 --> 00:26:45,974
Are you kidding?
554
00:26:45,974 --> 00:26:47,876
He's dated some real
pigs in his time.
555
00:26:47,876 --> 00:26:50,212
Um hm, you're
exactly his type.
556
00:26:50,212 --> 00:26:52,981
All you need is a little
disco dust to fix you up.
557
00:26:52,981 --> 00:26:54,249
What do you mean?
558
00:26:54,249 --> 00:26:57,085
[Both] A roller
boogie makeover!
559
00:26:57,085 --> 00:26:58,687
Come on!
560
00:26:58,687 --> 00:26:59,954
When we're done with
you, you'll be crowned
561
00:26:59,954 --> 00:27:01,490
the last Roller Boogie Queen.
562
00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:02,257
Really?
563
00:27:02,257 --> 00:27:03,192
Uh huh.
564
00:27:03,192 --> 00:27:04,326
Maybe it's true what they say
565
00:27:04,326 --> 00:27:05,927
about saving the best for last.
566
00:27:05,927 --> 00:27:08,597
'Bout time we got some
new blood around here.
567
00:27:08,597 --> 00:27:09,864
(Cherry giggles)
568
00:27:13,668 --> 00:27:15,504
If it's new blood you want,
569
00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:17,672
well then it's new
blood you'll get.
570
00:27:18,573 --> 00:27:21,910
(girls scream painfully)
571
00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:24,346
(Gingerdead Man laughs evilly)
572
00:27:24,346 --> 00:27:28,217
(girls scream painfully)
573
00:27:33,822 --> 00:27:36,458
(skin sizzles)
574
00:27:39,561 --> 00:27:42,797
Ah, the smell of
womanhood and melting flesh.
575
00:27:42,797 --> 00:27:46,635
(girls squeal gleefully)
576
00:27:46,635 --> 00:27:51,306
(upbeat disco music)
577
00:27:56,245 --> 00:27:57,246
* Uh huh
578
00:27:58,347 --> 00:27:59,414
* Uh huh
579
00:28:00,482 --> 00:28:01,516
* Uh huh
580
00:28:04,786 --> 00:28:05,887
* Uh huh
581
00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:08,122
* Uh huh
582
00:28:09,258 --> 00:28:10,425
* Uh huh
583
00:28:11,493 --> 00:28:12,594
* Uh huh
584
00:28:14,596 --> 00:28:17,832
(girls squeal joyfully)
585
00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:23,705
You look like a
roller disco diva girl!
586
00:28:23,705 --> 00:28:25,807
Yea, now let's go out
there and get you that crown!
587
00:28:27,276 --> 00:28:28,510
But my aunt...
588
00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:29,744
We'll surprise her
with the new you.
589
00:28:29,744 --> 00:28:32,514
Now, go ahead, turn around.
590
00:28:34,783 --> 00:28:37,185
(girls scream excitedly)
591
00:28:37,185 --> 00:28:38,587
I'm a stone cold fox!
592
00:28:38,587 --> 00:28:40,121
(girls scream joyfully)
593
00:28:40,121 --> 00:28:41,122
(static buzzes)
594
00:28:41,122 --> 00:28:42,291
[Yoko] What happened?
595
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,725
That was weird.
596
00:28:43,725 --> 00:28:45,860
Hey, you guys are right,
let's get outta here
597
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:47,061
and go skate.
598
00:28:47,061 --> 00:28:48,330
Ok.
599
00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:49,531
(ominous music)
600
00:28:49,531 --> 00:28:51,466
(Gingerdead Man
laughs victoriously)
601
00:28:51,466 --> 00:28:52,934
Crack myself up.
602
00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:57,306
Well better get outta here
before the fuzz gets here.
603
00:28:58,773 --> 00:29:02,977
(groans with struggle)
604
00:29:02,977 --> 00:29:04,979
Wee!
605
00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:09,751
(trippy rock music)
606
00:29:09,751 --> 00:29:14,122
Oh my God, the
colors are so colorful.
607
00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:18,059
I'm tripping my
brains out Peaches.
608
00:29:18,059 --> 00:29:19,794
Make love to me now.
609
00:29:19,794 --> 00:29:20,829
Ok.
610
00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:23,698
Maybe we shouldn't
611
00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:27,336
all the melting water
color ballerinas
612
00:29:27,336 --> 00:29:31,540
and flying aquatic
creatures might see us.
613
00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:32,941
(chuckle impaired)
614
00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:36,778
Sh, Peaches.
615
00:29:37,946 --> 00:29:39,348
I think this demon
has risen from Hell
616
00:29:39,348 --> 00:29:41,249
and it's headed
right towards us.
617
00:29:43,117 --> 00:29:46,688
Let's go hide in that
magical cave over there.
618
00:29:48,222 --> 00:29:49,358
Yes, quick!
619
00:29:50,224 --> 00:29:52,126
We gotta turn invisible first.
620
00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:53,161
Ok.
621
00:29:54,463 --> 00:29:55,564
Come on.
622
00:30:01,403 --> 00:30:05,540
Oh, oh yea!
623
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:07,476
Coming to cop a
squat honey buns?
624
00:30:09,043 --> 00:30:10,311
Who's there?
625
00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:12,213
Oh, come on, don't be shy,
626
00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:14,916
bend over and show
me that big fat ass.
627
00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,418
Where are you?
628
00:30:16,418 --> 00:30:17,952
Take off your underpants
and strut around for me.
629
00:30:17,952 --> 00:30:22,957
Oh, oh yea, pussy.
630
00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:24,759
I see you.
631
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:26,327
(Gingerdead Man groans)
632
00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:28,062
you peeping Tom.
633
00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:31,400
That's it, come
a little closer,
634
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,968
I got a snack cake for ya'.
635
00:30:33,968 --> 00:30:38,440
Oh, well, well, well,
what have we here.
636
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,841
Why don't you come on over here
637
00:30:39,841 --> 00:30:40,942
and nibble on it for me.
638
00:30:40,942 --> 00:30:41,943
(woman growls)
639
00:30:41,943 --> 00:30:43,945
(Gingerdead Man screams)
640
00:30:43,945 --> 00:30:46,180
Let go of me you fucking cunt!
641
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,616
[Woman] Come on,
you son of a...
642
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:49,818
(cookie snaps)
643
00:30:49,818 --> 00:30:51,352
(screams painfully)
644
00:30:51,352 --> 00:30:56,357
(celebratory orchestral music)
645
00:31:13,575 --> 00:31:18,580
(upbeat disco music)
646
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,525
You look beautiful.
647
00:31:30,525 --> 00:31:31,693
So do you.
648
00:31:32,994 --> 00:31:34,295
Skate with me?
649
00:31:34,295 --> 00:31:35,296
Uh huh.
650
00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:43,271
Mm, I'm voting for her.
651
00:31:43,271 --> 00:31:45,474
Yea, I'm picking that cherry.
652
00:31:45,474 --> 00:31:48,910
Whoa, she cleans up real good.
653
00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:50,479
Ow!
654
00:31:50,479 --> 00:31:55,383
(slow jam music)
655
00:32:29,951 --> 00:32:31,920
That little whore.
656
00:32:36,725 --> 00:32:37,859
(faint taps)
657
00:32:37,859 --> 00:32:39,227
(mic screeches)
658
00:32:39,227 --> 00:32:41,563
Attention everyone.
659
00:32:41,563 --> 00:32:44,132
I can't tell you how
it warms my heart
660
00:32:44,132 --> 00:32:48,402
to so clearly see
you all down there
661
00:32:48,402 --> 00:32:50,972
skating and having a good time,
662
00:32:52,206 --> 00:32:55,309
even though some of you
made a distinct promise
663
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:57,779
that you would not.
664
00:32:57,779 --> 00:33:00,549
And don't forget, you still
have five more minutes
665
00:33:00,549 --> 00:33:03,451
to vote for the final
Roller Boogie Queen.
666
00:33:03,451 --> 00:33:08,456
(papers rustle)
667
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:14,195
(playful music)
668
00:33:14,195 --> 00:33:16,364
(toilet flushes)
669
00:33:23,805 --> 00:33:25,807
Woo, Christ!
670
00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:28,376
What's that broad
living on, sawdust?
671
00:33:28,376 --> 00:33:29,978
(groans)
672
00:33:30,979 --> 00:33:32,446
I'm so busted.
673
00:33:32,446 --> 00:33:35,617
I wanna thank you all
from the bottom of my heart
674
00:33:36,785 --> 00:33:39,921
for giving this old
broad a wonderful life
675
00:33:41,289 --> 00:33:44,593
and I can't wait to see
what's in store for all of you
676
00:33:44,593 --> 00:33:48,396
once the music finally ends.
677
00:33:50,632 --> 00:33:53,034
Cherry Wright to the
management office please.
678
00:33:53,034 --> 00:33:56,838
Cherry Wright to the
management office.
679
00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:57,939
She saw me!
680
00:33:57,939 --> 00:33:59,608
You're all right.
681
00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:04,478
(tense music)
682
00:34:07,415 --> 00:34:12,420
(trippy rock music)
683
00:34:20,528 --> 00:34:23,632
The walls are throbbing.
684
00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:26,968
So am I butterfly.
685
00:34:31,272 --> 00:34:36,110
(moans pleasurably)
686
00:34:36,110 --> 00:34:40,281
(trippy rock music)
687
00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:05,539
(ominous music)
688
00:35:05,539 --> 00:35:06,708
[Gingerdead Man] Huh?
689
00:35:09,543 --> 00:35:10,812
Oh!
690
00:35:10,812 --> 00:35:14,048
(cackles ominously)
(suspenseful music)
691
00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:27,128
(grunts with struggle)
692
00:35:27,128 --> 00:35:28,462
Oh fuck.
693
00:35:34,703 --> 00:35:36,037
Nice view!
694
00:35:41,776 --> 00:35:45,513
(laughs evilly)
695
00:35:45,513 --> 00:35:47,615
Woo hoo!
696
00:35:47,615 --> 00:35:52,620
(upbeat disco music)
697
00:35:57,926 --> 00:36:00,561
* I'm gonna disco you to death
698
00:36:02,096 --> 00:36:03,832
* Kiss you at the moment
699
00:36:03,832 --> 00:36:05,233
(knocks at door)
700
00:36:07,802 --> 00:36:08,870
Yes?
701
00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:11,505
You wanted to see me?
702
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:15,109
My, my, my don't
we look festive.
703
00:36:16,277 --> 00:36:17,946
The roller girls
gave me a makeover.
704
00:36:17,946 --> 00:36:20,614
Well, aren't they
the lucky ones.
705
00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:22,550
Sit.
706
00:36:30,859 --> 00:36:32,761
(grunts pleasurably)
707
00:36:32,761 --> 00:36:36,564
It's synergy baby, come
on hammer me, hammer me, oh!
708
00:36:37,832 --> 00:36:42,270
(grunts pleasurably)
709
00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:45,874
What the hell are
you two doing in here?
710
00:36:46,775 --> 00:36:48,509
Hi.
711
00:36:48,509 --> 00:36:51,813
Yea, real high.
712
00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:56,785
(trippy rock music)
713
00:36:58,219 --> 00:37:00,354
You're sexy.
714
00:37:01,322 --> 00:37:03,091
Yea.
715
00:37:03,091 --> 00:37:04,458
What's up stud?
716
00:37:05,593 --> 00:37:08,797
Looks like you two
could use some company.
717
00:37:08,797 --> 00:37:11,432
Yea, come join us.
718
00:37:14,168 --> 00:37:19,173
(groans pleasurably)
719
00:37:19,908 --> 00:37:22,343
Oh yea, take it!
720
00:37:22,343 --> 00:37:26,147
Oh God, and I
thought I was vile.
721
00:37:26,147 --> 00:37:29,283
So, you think you can defy me
722
00:37:29,283 --> 00:37:32,253
by painting yourself up
like a shameless trollop
723
00:37:32,253 --> 00:37:35,689
and going out there and
making me look like a fool.
724
00:37:35,689 --> 00:37:37,291
I'm not a trollop Aunt Trixie,
725
00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,227
I was just skating.
726
00:37:39,227 --> 00:37:41,262
Just skating?
727
00:37:41,262 --> 00:37:42,964
Just skating?
728
00:37:42,964 --> 00:37:45,834
Need I remind you that
you're sitting there
729
00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:47,902
talking to a woman whose pelvis
730
00:37:47,902 --> 00:37:50,839
is held together with
a screw and duct tape
731
00:37:50,839 --> 00:37:53,241
because she was just skating.
732
00:37:53,241 --> 00:37:54,909
You're a hypocrite!
733
00:37:54,909 --> 00:37:56,244
If you hate skating so much,
734
00:37:56,244 --> 00:37:57,745
then why do you own
a roller boogie?
735
00:37:58,847 --> 00:38:01,149
Why you little bitch!
736
00:38:01,149 --> 00:38:02,550
(Cheery yelps)
737
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:05,086
(women grunt)
738
00:38:05,086 --> 00:38:07,355
Listen to me, they're
all gonna laugh at you.
739
00:38:07,355 --> 00:38:09,290
They're all gonna laugh at you.
740
00:38:10,158 --> 00:38:11,259
(Cheery yelps)
741
00:38:11,259 --> 00:38:15,163
(women grunt)
742
00:38:15,163 --> 00:38:16,865
(groans pleasurably)
743
00:38:16,865 --> 00:38:19,033
Oh boy, if I had a
cock, I'd join in on that.
744
00:38:25,173 --> 00:38:28,342
Oh yea, yea.
745
00:38:28,342 --> 00:38:29,878
Looks like everybody around here
746
00:38:29,878 --> 00:38:31,345
is looking to get nailed.
747
00:38:31,345 --> 00:38:33,915
(groans pleasurably)
748
00:38:33,915 --> 00:38:36,550
I think I can acomodate
them with that.
749
00:38:36,550 --> 00:38:39,053
Yea that's it boys, hammer me!
750
00:38:39,053 --> 00:38:41,555
Hammer me!
751
00:38:41,555 --> 00:38:43,457
Your wish is my command!
752
00:38:43,457 --> 00:38:44,625
Huh?
753
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:48,496
(nail gun fire erupts)
(laughs evilly)
754
00:38:48,496 --> 00:38:50,131
Bye bye!
755
00:38:50,131 --> 00:38:54,903
(laughs evilly)
756
00:39:06,547 --> 00:39:08,917
If you build it, they will come!
757
00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:13,287
Oh baby, I'm so high,
I can't feel my arm.
758
00:39:14,923 --> 00:39:16,190
Feels so good.
759
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:17,926
[Gingerdead Man] Suck on this!
760
00:39:17,926 --> 00:39:19,693
(laughs evilly)
761
00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,762
(women groan with struggle)
762
00:39:21,762 --> 00:39:22,696
[Cherry] You bitch!
763
00:39:29,303 --> 00:39:30,538
(yelps out painfully)
764
00:39:33,942 --> 00:39:36,610
Why do you hate skating so much?
765
00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:37,578
What?
766
00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:43,251
(harp music)
767
00:39:43,251 --> 00:39:45,186
It was 1941.
768
00:39:45,186 --> 00:39:48,622
FDR was in office and the
Japs were on a rampage
769
00:39:48,622 --> 00:39:50,558
through out the Pacific.
770
00:39:50,558 --> 00:39:52,360
While our boys had
gone off to war
771
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,827
to fight the good fight,
772
00:39:53,827 --> 00:39:57,031
we girls stayed home
and did our best.
773
00:39:57,031 --> 00:39:58,699
I'd been skating since I was kid
774
00:39:58,699 --> 00:40:01,835
and I found myself more
comfortable on wheels
775
00:40:01,835 --> 00:40:04,272
than I was on my own two feet.
776
00:40:04,272 --> 00:40:06,074
It was about that time
the circus came to town,
777
00:40:06,074 --> 00:40:10,478
and I found myself barrel
jumping to make ends meat
778
00:40:10,478 --> 00:40:12,146
I was an instant senstation.
779
00:40:12,146 --> 00:40:14,782
Before I knew it I
landed in the USO
780
00:40:14,782 --> 00:40:16,650
performing for the troops.
781
00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:19,620
The boys loved me,
especially FDR himself,
782
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:23,057
who invited me to a
special sunrise performance
783
00:40:23,057 --> 00:40:25,960
in Oahu, Hawaii.
784
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,528
Everything was in place.
785
00:40:27,528 --> 00:40:30,431
It was standing room only.
786
00:40:30,431 --> 00:40:32,033
The sun began to rise behind me
787
00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,701
as I took my position.
788
00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:36,637
The crowd went berserk,
they were chanting my name
789
00:40:36,637 --> 00:40:39,140
over and over as I
took a running start
790
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:41,642
and launched myself in the air.
791
00:40:41,642 --> 00:40:42,910
(planes buzz)
792
00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:46,214
It was about that time
the first bomb hit.
793
00:40:47,348 --> 00:40:48,649
The barrels scattered
as hurled myself
794
00:40:48,649 --> 00:40:50,184
across the marble patio.
795
00:40:51,685 --> 00:40:53,787
And as I laid there
looking up all I could see
796
00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:56,224
were the Japanese
zeros flying overhead.
797
00:40:58,359 --> 00:41:00,794
I hit the ground like
a bag of wet cement,
798
00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:03,797
shattering my pelvis
along with the dream
799
00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:06,100
of a mighty nation.
800
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,801
(harps play)
801
00:41:09,037 --> 00:41:10,771
What are you saying?
802
00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:13,907
I'm saying that had I not
been performing that morning,
803
00:41:13,907 --> 00:41:18,912
December 7, 1941, every
last one of those sailors
804
00:41:20,114 --> 00:41:21,615
would've been manning
their battle stations
805
00:41:21,615 --> 00:41:25,553
and Pearl Harbor never
would have happened.
806
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,092
So you see, that's why
you can't skate Cherry.
807
00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:33,361
Not now.
808
00:41:34,628 --> 00:41:35,863
Not ever.
809
00:41:37,731 --> 00:41:39,633
I'm sorry about
your past Aunt Trixie,
810
00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:43,204
I really am, but I
found my calling.
811
00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:46,140
Your calling?
812
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:52,880
In four hours those doors
are gonna close forever.
813
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,083
I think we both know
what your calling is.
814
00:41:57,251 --> 00:41:58,186
Wait!
815
00:41:59,487 --> 00:42:01,289
Don't go.
816
00:42:01,289 --> 00:42:02,490
Stay!
817
00:42:02,490 --> 00:42:04,558
We'll burn that dress
and pray together.
818
00:42:04,558 --> 00:42:06,894
I'm skating in that roller
boogie contest Aunt Trixie.
819
00:42:06,894 --> 00:42:09,330
I'm skating, and
you can't stop me.
820
00:42:10,231 --> 00:42:11,199
Cherry!
821
00:42:13,334 --> 00:42:16,404
And I don't wanna
talk about it anymore.
822
00:42:16,404 --> 00:42:18,106
(ominous music)
823
00:42:18,106 --> 00:42:19,340
(electricity crackles)
824
00:42:22,776 --> 00:42:24,245
No problem.
825
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,515
(crowd chants)
826
00:42:27,515 --> 00:42:29,617
Do a little dance,
make alotta love,
827
00:42:29,617 --> 00:42:31,985
commit homicide tonight.
828
00:42:31,985 --> 00:42:32,886
[All] Harshman!
829
00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:33,854
Harshman!
830
00:42:33,854 --> 00:42:34,922
Harshman!
831
00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:36,124
Harshman!
832
00:42:36,124 --> 00:42:37,191
Harshman!
833
00:42:37,191 --> 00:42:38,326
Harshman!
834
00:42:38,326 --> 00:42:39,460
Harshman!
835
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:40,528
Harshman!
836
00:42:40,528 --> 00:42:41,695
Harshman!
837
00:42:41,695 --> 00:42:42,763
Harshman!
838
00:42:42,763 --> 00:42:43,964
Harshman!
839
00:42:43,964 --> 00:42:45,299
Attention skaters.
840
00:42:45,299 --> 00:42:46,500
[All] Harshman!
841
00:42:47,801 --> 00:42:50,003
It's time to
announce the nominees
842
00:42:50,003 --> 00:42:55,008
for this year's Roller
Boogie Queen Contest of 1976.
843
00:42:56,277 --> 00:42:58,512
(crowd cheers)
844
00:42:58,512 --> 00:42:59,880
Is it you Harshman?
845
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,483
(crowd laughs)
846
00:43:02,483 --> 00:43:03,951
Who said that?
847
00:43:05,853 --> 00:43:08,989
I'll deal with you
later buster brown.
848
00:43:11,325 --> 00:43:13,461
Where the hell is my remote?
849
00:43:13,461 --> 00:43:15,363
(groans frustrated)
850
00:43:21,169 --> 00:43:26,174
(intriguing suspenseful music)
851
00:43:38,586 --> 00:43:39,687
What?
852
00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:45,659
(suspenseful music)
853
00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:09,217
Pop goes the weasel!
854
00:44:09,217 --> 00:44:10,083
(screams frightened)
855
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,084
(laughs evilly)
856
00:44:11,084 --> 00:44:14,522
(tense suspenseful music)
857
00:44:14,522 --> 00:44:16,424
(screams)
858
00:44:16,424 --> 00:44:17,691
Cherry!
859
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,627
You'd better get out
on the dance floor,
860
00:44:19,627 --> 00:44:20,961
you never know.
861
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,005
(funky disco music)
862
00:44:33,241 --> 00:44:34,708
I'd like to ask the
lovey young nominees
863
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:38,246
to please skate to the
stage to receive the honor,
864
00:44:38,246 --> 00:44:42,583
and also to accept
the complimentary
roller boogie sash,
865
00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:45,253
courtesy of
Joerski's fine meats.
866
00:44:46,654 --> 00:44:47,921
Do I look all right?
867
00:44:47,921 --> 00:44:49,923
Yea, you're one how twat babe.
868
00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:53,060
Our first nominee...
869
00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:56,564
is Miss Anne Morganstern.
870
00:44:56,564 --> 00:44:59,066
(crowd whoops)
871
00:44:59,066 --> 00:45:00,534
What?
872
00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:03,604
(crowd cheers)
873
00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:08,676
If you could step right.
874
00:45:10,077 --> 00:45:12,946
Our next nominee, Miss
Betty Sue Richards!
875
00:45:12,946 --> 00:45:14,682
(crowd cheesrs)
876
00:45:14,682 --> 00:45:15,983
What?
877
00:45:15,983 --> 00:45:18,986
(crowd cheers)
878
00:45:19,987 --> 00:45:21,589
That looks beautiful on you,
879
00:45:21,589 --> 00:45:23,691
it's styling, step back.
880
00:45:25,326 --> 00:45:27,628
I don't think anyone's going
to be surprised at all,
881
00:45:27,628 --> 00:45:29,697
on the nomination
of this candidate.
882
00:45:29,697 --> 00:45:32,733
She's a real classy
lady, not to mention,
883
00:45:32,733 --> 00:45:35,035
a dazzling crowd favorite,
884
00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:37,938
our own little angle inside you,
885
00:45:37,938 --> 00:45:41,108
the girl who's wheeled her way
886
00:45:41,108 --> 00:45:44,312
into all of our hearts,
ladies and gentlemen,
887
00:45:44,312 --> 00:45:47,315
please put your hands together
888
00:45:47,315 --> 00:45:50,618
for the lovely Cherry Wright!
889
00:45:50,618 --> 00:45:55,623
(crowd cheers enthusiastically)
890
00:45:57,491 --> 00:45:59,327
What?
891
00:45:59,327 --> 00:46:04,332
(celebratory music)
(crowd cheers)
892
00:46:04,765 --> 00:46:06,534
Whoa!
893
00:46:06,534 --> 00:46:11,339
(audience cheers)
894
00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:15,876
Hi!
895
00:46:15,876 --> 00:46:19,079
(audience cheers)
896
00:46:19,079 --> 00:46:20,147
Hi!
897
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:27,588
Oh shit.
898
00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:34,562
Oh and four time
winner Tammy Pimento.
899
00:46:34,562 --> 00:46:37,698
(audience grumbles)
900
00:46:37,698 --> 00:46:41,635
(giggles) Go Tammy,
go Tammy, go Tammy!
901
00:46:43,504 --> 00:46:44,938
[Voiceover] You selfish bitch!
902
00:46:46,707 --> 00:46:49,810
Oh gosh, I told myself
I wasn't gonna cry.
903
00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,044
(giggles)
904
00:46:51,044 --> 00:46:53,814
First, I would like to
thank my Lord and savior
905
00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:57,518
and I wanna let you all know,
it doesn't matter if I win,
906
00:46:57,518 --> 00:47:00,053
it's an honor just
to be nominated.
907
00:47:00,053 --> 00:47:01,455
Put a sock in it Pimento.
908
00:47:01,455 --> 00:47:03,424
I will never
forget this night.
909
00:47:03,424 --> 00:47:05,158
Beat it.
910
00:47:05,158 --> 00:47:07,160
Oh yea, that's right.
911
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,596
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to present
912
00:47:08,596 --> 00:47:11,932
our Roller Boogie
Queen court of 1976,
913
00:47:11,932 --> 00:47:14,402
here they are, give
'em a big hand!
914
00:47:14,402 --> 00:47:19,407
(crowd cheers)
(funky disco music)
915
00:47:44,665 --> 00:47:46,033
Congratulations!
916
00:47:47,167 --> 00:47:50,738
(playful suspenseful music)
917
00:47:50,738 --> 00:47:53,206
Go over there and see
who's gonna win that contest.
918
00:47:56,276 --> 00:47:57,711
How am I supposed to do that?
919
00:47:57,711 --> 00:48:00,781
I don't care what you
have to do, just do it!
920
00:48:02,450 --> 00:48:03,517
Congratulations!
921
00:48:03,517 --> 00:48:04,785
Thanks!
922
00:48:04,785 --> 00:48:06,219
Hey can I talk to
you for a second?
923
00:48:06,219 --> 00:48:07,354
Yea, sure.
924
00:48:10,724 --> 00:48:12,292
I know you don't
know me very well,
925
00:48:12,292 --> 00:48:14,327
do I seem weird to you?
926
00:48:15,162 --> 00:48:16,464
No, why?
927
00:48:17,965 --> 00:48:19,733
I'm right.
928
00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:22,470
I am seeing something
running around this place.
929
00:48:22,470 --> 00:48:23,637
Like what?
930
00:48:23,637 --> 00:48:25,539
(sighs)
931
00:48:25,539 --> 00:48:27,374
This is gonna
sound really stupid.
932
00:48:28,341 --> 00:48:30,077
It's a gingerbread man.
933
00:48:30,077 --> 00:48:31,579
(laughs skeptically)
934
00:48:31,579 --> 00:48:33,080
A gingerbread man?
935
00:48:36,283 --> 00:48:40,854
(Gingerdead Man
laughs maniacally)
936
00:48:40,854 --> 00:48:45,358
Oh! Time for more fun!
937
00:48:46,994 --> 00:48:49,830
Oh, oh!
938
00:48:51,532 --> 00:48:52,733
[Cherry] He was right there.
939
00:48:52,733 --> 00:48:54,668
He?
940
00:48:54,668 --> 00:48:56,069
It was.
941
00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:58,271
It leaped out at me from
behind those boxes right there.
942
00:48:58,271 --> 00:48:59,873
A gingerbread man?
943
00:48:59,873 --> 00:49:01,609
I believe something
jumped out at you,
944
00:49:01,609 --> 00:49:03,243
I mean maybe it was
a rat or something.
945
00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:06,514
Or maybe somebody drugged you?
946
00:49:07,715 --> 00:49:09,316
Or not?
947
00:49:09,316 --> 00:49:10,718
Ok.
948
00:49:10,718 --> 00:49:13,521
How about we both just
keep our eyes open?
949
00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:20,360
(suspenseful music)
950
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,665
(laughs maniacally)
951
00:49:25,766 --> 00:49:28,536
Well that was
certainly no surprise.
952
00:49:28,536 --> 00:49:29,570
Oh!
953
00:49:31,772 --> 00:49:34,975
It's all very exciting.
954
00:49:38,546 --> 00:49:42,215
Uhm, would you excuse
me for a moment?
955
00:49:42,215 --> 00:49:43,984
Well certainly my dear.
956
00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:50,558
(upbeat disco music)
957
00:50:14,081 --> 00:50:19,019
(playful mysterious music)
958
00:50:23,456 --> 00:50:24,958
She's gonna win.
959
00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:26,293
What?
960
00:50:27,394 --> 00:50:29,162
By a landslide.
961
00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:32,866
That's not possible.
962
00:50:34,367 --> 00:50:37,037
Oh it's possible babe.
963
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:40,073
See you only got three votes,
964
00:50:40,073 --> 00:50:44,044
so counting you,
me, that means PJ's
965
00:50:44,044 --> 00:50:45,813
the only other one
that voted for you.
966
00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:48,749
Son of a bitch!
967
00:50:52,452 --> 00:50:54,021
That's it.
968
00:50:54,021 --> 00:50:55,555
Go get a phone book.
969
00:50:56,556 --> 00:50:58,191
Why?
970
00:50:58,191 --> 00:51:00,360
(giggles eagerly)
971
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,362
'Cause we need
to find ourselves
972
00:51:02,362 --> 00:51:04,164
an all night pig farm.
973
00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:07,100
Huh?
974
00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:10,938
Oh!
975
00:51:10,938 --> 00:51:12,873
(laughs nervously)
976
00:51:15,142 --> 00:51:19,713
(suspenseful music)
977
00:51:19,713 --> 00:51:21,314
(man screams painfully)
978
00:51:21,314 --> 00:51:23,651
(blood squirts)
(suspenseful music)
979
00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:25,518
(laughs maniacally)
980
00:51:25,518 --> 00:51:26,887
[Voiceover] Oh my God!
981
00:51:31,324 --> 00:51:36,196
(upbeat disco music)
982
00:51:49,677 --> 00:51:52,379
Hello world, I've arrived!
983
00:51:52,379 --> 00:51:53,914
This is amazing!
984
00:52:00,053 --> 00:52:03,824
(man screams painfully)
985
00:52:03,824 --> 00:52:07,460
Help me, somebody
help me please!
986
00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:11,031
(screams painfully)
987
00:52:13,767 --> 00:52:18,772
(upbeat disco music)
988
00:52:26,013 --> 00:52:28,015
Girl, he is so into you.
989
00:52:28,015 --> 00:52:30,417
This night has really
been a dream come true.
990
00:52:33,721 --> 00:52:36,323
Uh oh, here comes
your worst nightmare.
991
00:52:38,158 --> 00:52:39,526
Hey there!
992
00:52:39,526 --> 00:52:43,130
Oh my God Yoko, work it girl!
993
00:52:43,130 --> 00:52:45,098
And Coco, you look...
994
00:52:45,098 --> 00:52:47,500
Just like a Newbian princess
995
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,736
Tammy Pimento!
996
00:52:48,736 --> 00:52:49,970
I'm Cherry.
997
00:52:49,970 --> 00:52:51,839
Of course you are!
998
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:56,143
I love your hair, you
look fabulous tonight.
999
00:52:56,143 --> 00:52:57,778
It's amazing how
popular she's become
1000
00:52:57,778 --> 00:52:59,747
since she's changed her
looks and personality.
1001
00:52:59,747 --> 00:53:01,448
Yea, she's really arrived.
1002
00:53:02,315 --> 00:53:03,884
You're such a great skater.
1003
00:53:03,884 --> 00:53:05,819
Your aunt must be
so proud of you.
1004
00:53:05,819 --> 00:53:08,655
It's just too bad
you didn't get here
1005
00:53:08,655 --> 00:53:10,623
'til the very last night.
1006
00:53:10,623 --> 00:53:11,759
Thanks.
1007
00:53:11,759 --> 00:53:13,126
May the best girl win.
1008
00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:14,161
Good luck.
1009
00:53:16,764 --> 00:53:20,133
Good luck, you're
gonna need it, nerd.
1010
00:53:24,137 --> 00:53:25,638
Where are you going?
1011
00:53:27,674 --> 00:53:29,910
Ah, my work is done here!
1012
00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:31,378
(laughs evilly)
1013
00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:33,847
Wouldn't want the
party to end too soon.
1014
00:53:37,084 --> 00:53:40,320
Time for a little
disco genocide!
1015
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,157
(upbeat disco music)
1016
00:53:44,157 --> 00:53:45,492
Hey jive turkery!
1017
00:53:45,492 --> 00:53:48,328
It's time to crack the whip!
1018
00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:53,200
(funky disco music)
1019
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,368
Better yet, let's
crack some skulls!
1020
00:53:56,603 --> 00:53:58,138
There you are.
1021
00:53:58,138 --> 00:53:59,706
I wanted to introduce you
to a couple friends of mine,
1022
00:53:59,706 --> 00:54:03,276
Tux and Peaches but I can't
seem to find them anywhere.
1023
00:54:03,276 --> 00:54:05,078
Randy!
1024
00:54:05,078 --> 00:54:07,848
Have you seen Connie,
Sandy, or Doreen?
1025
00:54:07,848 --> 00:54:09,716
No?
1026
00:54:09,716 --> 00:54:10,683
Hm?
1027
00:54:11,985 --> 00:54:13,186
This is weird.
1028
00:54:13,186 --> 00:54:14,822
Where is everybody?
1029
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:23,330
(slow somber music)
1030
00:54:23,330 --> 00:54:25,265
What are you doing?
1031
00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:26,834
I can't do this.
1032
00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:28,368
They're all gonna laugh at me.
1033
00:54:28,368 --> 00:54:29,736
What are you talking about?
1034
00:54:29,736 --> 00:54:32,105
You're all gonna laugh at me.
1035
00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:34,274
This is a big joke on
the new girl isn't it?
1036
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,508
Joke?
1037
00:54:35,508 --> 00:54:36,643
You're one of the best
skaters I've ever seen,
1038
00:54:36,643 --> 00:54:37,644
you're a natural.
1039
00:54:37,644 --> 00:54:39,346
I'm a freak!
1040
00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:41,081
There's magic spinning
from those wheels Cherry.
1041
00:54:41,081 --> 00:54:43,116
Randy, there's something
you need to know about me.
1042
00:54:44,184 --> 00:54:45,185
I'm different.
1043
00:54:46,854 --> 00:54:48,055
Yea, you are,
1044
00:54:49,556 --> 00:54:51,091
but you got it going on.
1045
00:54:51,091 --> 00:54:52,993
I've got nothing but an
aunt with a swollen eye
1046
00:54:52,993 --> 00:54:54,627
and a broken heart.
1047
00:54:54,627 --> 00:54:55,595
No.
1048
00:54:56,563 --> 00:55:00,167
What you have my
dear, is a gift.
1049
00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:05,172
(inspirational music)
1050
00:55:05,906 --> 00:55:10,343
(funky disco music)
1051
00:55:10,878 --> 00:55:11,478
Oh!
1052
00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:13,446
(laughs evilly)
1053
00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:15,048
Can I get a woo woo!
1054
00:55:15,048 --> 00:55:16,449
[All] Woo woo!
1055
00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:19,386
(inhales sharply)
1056
00:55:21,221 --> 00:55:22,189
Woo woo!
1057
00:55:22,189 --> 00:55:23,556
[All] Woo woo!
1058
00:55:23,556 --> 00:55:25,025
Woo woo!
1059
00:55:25,025 --> 00:55:26,159
[All] Woo woo!
1060
00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:27,727
Yea come on jive turkey...
1061
00:55:27,727 --> 00:55:30,697
This outta clear ya' out, ah!
1062
00:55:30,697 --> 00:55:31,899
[All] Woo woo!
1063
00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:35,168
Woo woo!
1064
00:55:35,168 --> 00:55:36,970
[Gingerdead Man] Oh,
there ya' go Hoover.
1065
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:44,277
(inhales sharply)
1066
00:55:44,277 --> 00:55:49,282
(suspenseful music)
1067
00:55:51,985 --> 00:55:54,787
Wait for melt baby!
1068
00:55:54,787 --> 00:55:59,792
(suspenseful music)
1069
00:56:09,836 --> 00:56:13,740
(crowd protests)
1070
00:56:13,740 --> 00:56:15,342
(funky disco music)
1071
00:56:15,342 --> 00:56:17,777
Uh huh, uh huh.
1072
00:56:17,777 --> 00:56:18,845
Woo woo!
1073
00:56:18,845 --> 00:56:19,679
(laughs evilly)
1074
00:56:19,679 --> 00:56:20,813
(laughs) Woo!
1075
00:56:20,813 --> 00:56:24,551
(laughs joyfully)
1076
00:56:26,219 --> 00:56:29,822
Welcome to Saturday
night clever!
1077
00:56:29,822 --> 00:56:34,327
(funky disco music)
1078
00:56:34,327 --> 00:56:37,064
Man, Little Angel's really
tearing it up tonight.
1079
00:56:37,064 --> 00:56:39,967
She's like a rabid dog when
she gets in that DJ booth.
1080
00:56:42,302 --> 00:56:43,370
Cherry no.
1081
00:56:45,405 --> 00:56:48,141
I'm sorry I let you down
Aunt Trixie, you were right.
1082
00:56:49,042 --> 00:56:52,045
Oh no my dear, I let me down.
1083
00:56:52,045 --> 00:56:53,981
I let us all down.
1084
00:56:55,115 --> 00:56:57,617
Oh let's face it, I'm
a bitter old lush.
1085
00:56:57,617 --> 00:57:01,221
If I hadn't spent all
those drunken nights
1086
00:57:01,221 --> 00:57:04,691
up at the Indian casino, I
would still have the money
1087
00:57:04,691 --> 00:57:09,029
to pay the back taxes and this
place wouldn't be closing.
1088
00:57:09,029 --> 00:57:11,999
More importantly,
you'd have a place
1089
00:57:11,999 --> 00:57:14,101
to roller boogie forever.
1090
00:57:14,101 --> 00:57:15,535
Roller boogie?
1091
00:57:15,535 --> 00:57:16,436
But I thought...
1092
00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:17,337
Don't speak.
1093
00:57:17,337 --> 00:57:18,905
Forget what I said.
1094
00:57:20,173 --> 00:57:22,642
I was wrong Cherry,
you were right.
1095
00:57:22,642 --> 00:57:25,278
I've been a hypocrite.
1096
00:57:25,278 --> 00:57:26,113
But...
1097
00:57:26,113 --> 00:57:27,847
No buts.
1098
00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:29,349
When I saw you out there,
1099
00:57:29,349 --> 00:57:32,019
I couldn't help but see
a magical reflection
1100
00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:34,321
of my former self.
1101
00:57:34,321 --> 00:57:38,325
It was as if I was
looking into a mirror,
1102
00:57:39,492 --> 00:57:41,294
well that is before
the shattered hip
1103
00:57:41,294 --> 00:57:43,330
and the bankruptcy issues.
1104
00:57:43,330 --> 00:57:45,032
Excuse me boss,
I have something...
1105
00:57:45,032 --> 00:57:45,898
Not now Ingrid.
1106
00:57:45,898 --> 00:57:47,334
But it's really important.
1107
00:57:47,334 --> 00:57:49,336
I said give me a second
you horrible woman.
1108
00:57:49,336 --> 00:57:51,238
I want you to put
those skates back on
1109
00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:54,074
and get out there
and win that crown,
1110
00:57:54,074 --> 00:57:55,908
not for me...
1111
00:57:55,908 --> 00:57:57,244
not for you...
1112
00:57:59,512 --> 00:58:03,850
do it for those brave boys
at the bottom of the bay.
1113
00:58:04,817 --> 00:58:07,320
Thank you Aunt Trixie.
1114
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,856
Now get out there
and roller boogie.
1115
00:58:09,856 --> 00:58:14,161
(inspiration orchestral music)
1116
00:58:14,161 --> 00:58:15,228
Miss Wright, I...
1117
00:58:15,228 --> 00:58:16,529
Yes Ingrid!
1118
00:58:16,529 --> 00:58:17,730
What is it?
1119
00:58:17,730 --> 00:58:19,066
What could possibly
be so important?
1120
00:58:19,066 --> 00:58:20,800
You have my undivided
attention, what is it?
1121
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,669
I'm sorry to interrupt chief,
1122
00:58:22,669 --> 00:58:25,705
but it appears been
a triple homicide
1123
00:58:25,705 --> 00:58:28,108
in the janitor's sanctuary.
1124
00:58:28,108 --> 00:58:33,080
(suspenseful music)
1125
00:58:43,723 --> 00:58:45,258
(chuckles evilly)
1126
00:58:48,928 --> 00:58:50,463
Huh?
1127
00:58:50,463 --> 00:58:52,432
What's that queen up to?
1128
00:58:52,432 --> 00:58:57,104
(suspenseful music)
1129
00:58:57,104 --> 00:58:58,605
A wise guy!
1130
00:59:00,573 --> 00:59:01,808
(gasps horrified)
1131
00:59:01,808 --> 00:59:03,110
Oh my God!
1132
00:59:04,911 --> 00:59:06,413
Good God Ingrid!
1133
00:59:06,413 --> 00:59:10,717
What kind of monster could
commit such a massacre?
1134
00:59:10,717 --> 00:59:12,152
It appears they were murdered
1135
00:59:12,152 --> 00:59:13,486
while participating
in some sort of
1136
00:59:13,486 --> 00:59:16,423
a multi generational
menage trois.
1137
00:59:16,423 --> 00:59:18,458
Yes I can see that.
1138
00:59:19,859 --> 00:59:23,130
My God, would you look
at what's left of Buzzby?
1139
00:59:24,931 --> 00:59:28,635
Sweet Jesus, he was
hung like a Clydesdale.
1140
00:59:30,137 --> 00:59:32,472
Never mind, we must alert
the authorities immediately.
1141
00:59:32,472 --> 00:59:33,806
Yes!
1142
00:59:33,806 --> 00:59:35,308
And we will!
1143
00:59:35,308 --> 00:59:38,145
Just as soon as we crown the
final Roller Boogie Queen.
1144
00:59:38,145 --> 00:59:40,480
This night means the
world to my Cherry
1145
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,250
and let's face it, they're
not going anywhere.
1146
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,484
Yea, but boss...
1147
00:59:44,484 --> 00:59:45,985
No buts.
1148
00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:47,587
We will call for a
squad car the moment
1149
00:59:47,587 --> 00:59:48,921
the winner is announced.
1150
00:59:48,921 --> 00:59:50,757
Yes chief.
1151
00:59:50,757 --> 00:59:52,259
In the meantime,
you lock his place up
1152
00:59:52,259 --> 00:59:53,560
as tight as a drum.
1153
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,330
And whatever you
do, act natural.
1154
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,934
(sighs defeated)
1155
01:00:07,307 --> 01:00:12,279
(upbeat disco music)
1156
01:00:16,949 --> 01:00:18,618
All done!
1157
01:00:18,618 --> 01:00:19,886
Good boy.
1158
01:00:19,886 --> 01:00:23,022
Tonight, we're gonna
paint this town red.
1159
01:00:23,022 --> 01:00:24,457
With blood!
1160
01:00:24,457 --> 01:00:26,293
(laugh evilly)
1161
01:00:35,668 --> 01:00:38,971
(laughs evilly)
1162
01:00:38,971 --> 01:00:40,773
Be careful now!
1163
01:00:41,974 --> 01:00:43,510
Attention everyone!
1164
01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:44,777
The time has come
for the crowning
1165
01:00:44,777 --> 01:00:47,614
of our final Roller
Boogie Queen.
1166
01:00:47,614 --> 01:00:51,418
Will the nominees please step
up to the stage and join us.
1167
01:00:52,919 --> 01:00:57,257
I must say that this moment
is very bittersweet for me.
1168
01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:02,094
I hope you get it.
1169
01:01:02,094 --> 01:01:03,296
Thanks.
1170
01:01:05,998 --> 01:01:07,234
Wait (mumbles)...
1171
01:01:07,234 --> 01:01:09,135
Well, there they are skaters!
1172
01:01:09,135 --> 01:01:12,939
Please give it up for
our court of 1976!
1173
01:01:12,939 --> 01:01:17,009
(crowd cheers)
(celebratory regal music)
1174
01:01:22,715 --> 01:01:25,418
Aren't they lovely?
1175
01:01:25,418 --> 01:01:26,986
Thank you Ingrid.
1176
01:01:28,087 --> 01:01:30,457
It's such a special
night for me.
1177
01:01:30,457 --> 01:01:32,725
No matter the outcome,
to go out knowing
1178
01:01:32,725 --> 01:01:35,495
that my sweet Cherry
has made her way
1179
01:01:35,495 --> 01:01:38,798
into the winners circle
does my old heart good.
1180
01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:41,968
(giddily squeals)
1181
01:01:41,968 --> 01:01:44,070
And now the results!
1182
01:01:44,070 --> 01:01:46,473
(cheers erupt)
1183
01:01:46,473 --> 01:01:49,842
Not only will the winner
tonight be crowned
1184
01:01:49,842 --> 01:01:53,846
by our very own lady of the
court, Miss Ingrid Harshman,
1185
01:01:53,846 --> 01:01:56,783
but she will be
awarded with a special
1186
01:01:56,783 --> 01:02:00,753
fabulous gift package
containing cash and prizes
1187
01:02:00,753 --> 01:02:05,191
including a Mr. Microphone,
Ron Co's pocket fisherman,
1188
01:02:05,191 --> 01:02:08,361
a case of Gee Your
Hair Smells Terrific,
1189
01:02:08,361 --> 01:02:12,198
and a pair of delightful
rainbow toe socks.
1190
01:02:12,198 --> 01:02:14,200
Drum roll please.
1191
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:18,471
(drums roll)
1192
01:02:21,941 --> 01:02:23,476
And the winner is...
1193
01:02:26,112 --> 01:02:27,380
Cherry Wright!
1194
01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:30,383
(cheers erupt)
1195
01:02:30,383 --> 01:02:35,154
(uplifting inspirational music)
1196
01:02:35,154 --> 01:02:40,159
(crowd cheers eagerly)
1197
01:02:52,204 --> 01:02:55,408
(suspenseful music)
1198
01:02:55,408 --> 01:02:59,346
(uplifting inspirational music)
1199
01:02:59,346 --> 01:03:04,351
(crowd cheers)
1200
01:03:05,084 --> 01:03:07,053
(suspenseful music)
1201
01:03:07,053 --> 01:03:10,990
(crowd cheers)
1202
01:03:10,990 --> 01:03:14,527
(suspenseful music)
(crowd cheers)
1203
01:04:05,412 --> 01:04:08,448
What are you doing?
1204
01:04:08,448 --> 01:04:09,949
[Randy] Did you
see what's going on?
1205
01:04:09,949 --> 01:04:11,418
No I don't see anything
except you causing trouble,
1206
01:04:11,418 --> 01:04:13,420
now get the hell outta here.
1207
01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:16,856
(suspenseful music)
1208
01:04:16,856 --> 01:04:17,857
(rope snaps)
1209
01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:18,858
Whoa!
1210
01:04:18,858 --> 01:04:19,626
(liquid splatters)
1211
01:04:19,626 --> 01:04:21,193
(crowd gasps)
1212
01:04:25,798 --> 01:04:26,466
Yea!
1213
01:04:26,466 --> 01:04:27,500
(laugh gleefuly)
1214
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,635
Geronimo!
1215
01:04:28,635 --> 01:04:30,837
(crowd screams)
1216
01:04:31,804 --> 01:04:33,105
(Cherry screams)
1217
01:04:33,105 --> 01:04:36,576
(laughs evilly)
1218
01:04:38,210 --> 01:04:39,145
Babe!
1219
01:04:39,145 --> 01:04:40,246
(knife squishes)
1220
01:04:40,246 --> 01:04:44,684
(laughs maniacally)
1221
01:04:44,684 --> 01:04:46,486
Night, night!
1222
01:04:46,486 --> 01:04:49,021
(gun shots erupt)
1223
01:04:49,021 --> 01:04:51,958
Congratulations Cherry,
it's all for you!
1224
01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:54,093
From the bowels
of hell itself.
1225
01:04:54,093 --> 01:04:56,696
It's a homicidal
confectionery treat!
1226
01:04:56,696 --> 01:04:58,164
Everybody run!
1227
01:04:58,164 --> 01:04:59,999
(gunfire erupts)
1228
01:04:59,999 --> 01:05:02,469
Run, run, run,
as fast as you can!
1229
01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:04,804
Eat me!
1230
01:05:04,804 --> 01:05:06,739
I'm Gingerdead Man
at your service
1231
01:05:06,739 --> 01:05:08,475
my bicentennial bitch!
1232
01:05:08,475 --> 01:05:10,176
I hope all you mother
fuckers are hungry,
1233
01:05:10,176 --> 01:05:12,044
'cause it's time
for you to eat lead!
1234
01:05:12,044 --> 01:05:12,712
Oh my!
1235
01:05:12,712 --> 01:05:13,546
(gunshots erupt)
1236
01:05:13,546 --> 01:05:14,280
(screams fearfully)
1237
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:15,214
(gunshots erupt)
1238
01:05:15,214 --> 01:05:18,284
(panics fearfully)
1239
01:05:18,284 --> 01:05:19,351
[Cherry] What do we do?
1240
01:05:19,351 --> 01:05:20,653
You know what to do.
1241
01:05:20,653 --> 01:05:23,389
You've always known what to do.
1242
01:05:23,389 --> 01:05:27,393
You have gifts that
go far beyond the
roller boogie, Cherry.
1243
01:05:27,393 --> 01:05:31,831
Use them now, use them as if
your life depends upon it!
1244
01:05:31,831 --> 01:05:33,900
As if it does?
1245
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:34,801
(gunshot erupts)
1246
01:05:34,801 --> 01:05:37,036
Son of a bitch!
1247
01:05:37,036 --> 01:05:41,107
Now Cherry, kill that bastard!
1248
01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:42,909
(suspenseful music)
1249
01:05:42,909 --> 01:05:44,511
Sleep tight you little cunt!
1250
01:05:47,714 --> 01:05:49,516
(doors slam)
1251
01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:52,552
(suspenseful music)
1252
01:05:52,552 --> 01:05:53,620
[Voiceover] There's magic
spinning from the wheels Cherry.
1253
01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:56,523
Bring it on crazy eyes!
1254
01:05:56,523 --> 01:05:57,990
Thank you!
1255
01:05:57,990 --> 01:06:01,861
You know, I always hated
Tammy, she was such a bitch.
1256
01:06:01,861 --> 01:06:05,397
I totally voted
for you, I swear.
1257
01:06:05,397 --> 01:06:07,333
(gunshot erupts)
1258
01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:10,637
Put a cork in it you whore!
1259
01:06:10,637 --> 01:06:14,073
Step right up, who's
ready for some more sugar?
1260
01:06:14,073 --> 01:06:17,910
Do something Cherry!
1261
01:06:17,910 --> 01:06:22,915
(suspenseful music)
1262
01:06:25,918 --> 01:06:28,187
Let's boogie down!
1263
01:06:28,187 --> 01:06:29,989
(electric explodes)
1264
01:06:31,257 --> 01:06:32,458
Fuck!
1265
01:06:33,425 --> 01:06:36,295
(electric static crackles)
1266
01:06:36,295 --> 01:06:40,332
(suspenseful music)
1267
01:06:40,332 --> 01:06:41,901
Pretty pity!
1268
01:06:41,901 --> 01:06:44,003
(laughs evilly)
1269
01:06:44,003 --> 01:06:47,574
(electric crackles)
1270
01:06:55,481 --> 01:06:57,416
Disco inferno!
1271
01:06:57,416 --> 01:07:00,787
(laughs evilly)
1272
01:07:02,254 --> 01:07:03,489
How do I look?
1273
01:07:03,489 --> 01:07:04,691
So cute.
1274
01:07:04,691 --> 01:07:07,126
Oh my God, what color
lipstick is that?
1275
01:07:07,126 --> 01:07:09,128
It's shocking pink.
1276
01:07:09,128 --> 01:07:10,096
[Voiceover] Can I try it?
1277
01:07:10,096 --> 01:07:11,030
Oh yea, totally.
1278
01:07:11,030 --> 01:07:14,033
(electric current buzzes)
1279
01:07:14,033 --> 01:07:15,602
Don't act so shocked!
1280
01:07:15,602 --> 01:07:17,604
(laughs maniacally)
1281
01:07:17,604 --> 01:07:19,205
Don't act so shocked, get it?
1282
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,675
Is this a killer
night or what?
1283
01:07:22,675 --> 01:07:23,943
TGIF.
1284
01:07:26,478 --> 01:07:29,882
(laughs evilly)
1285
01:07:29,882 --> 01:07:31,517
Burn baby burn!
1286
01:07:37,023 --> 01:07:38,157
Bye bye!
1287
01:07:38,157 --> 01:07:41,260
(electric current sizzles)
1288
01:07:42,161 --> 01:07:44,330
Smoke if you got 'em!
1289
01:07:44,330 --> 01:07:48,668
(electric current sizzles)
1290
01:07:51,237 --> 01:07:53,072
I crack myself up!
1291
01:07:53,072 --> 01:07:57,343
(electronic current sizzles)
1292
01:07:59,646 --> 01:08:00,980
Get down!
1293
01:08:06,886 --> 01:08:09,789
(fires sizzle)
1294
01:08:09,789 --> 01:08:11,490
Suprise!
1295
01:08:12,558 --> 01:08:13,860
Don't even think of trying any
1296
01:08:13,860 --> 01:08:16,663
of that spooky horseshit
on me honey buns.
1297
01:08:16,663 --> 01:08:21,300
Looks like this will be a
1976 you'll never forget,
1298
01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:23,770
well that is until
I finish you off.
1299
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:25,504
[Voiceover] Attention
Gingerdead Man,
1300
01:08:25,504 --> 01:08:27,506
hold on to your cookies!
1301
01:08:27,506 --> 01:08:29,041
Oh shit!
1302
01:08:29,041 --> 01:08:29,842
[Randy] Freeze!
1303
01:08:29,842 --> 01:08:31,177
(screams)
1304
01:08:31,177 --> 01:08:32,745
This can't be good!
1305
01:08:32,745 --> 01:08:34,781
(electronic swooshes)
1306
01:08:36,115 --> 01:08:39,485
Tina Joerski, time traveler.
1307
01:08:39,485 --> 01:08:42,188
And trusty sidekick Pickles!
1308
01:08:42,188 --> 01:08:44,090
Shut up Pickles!
1309
01:08:44,090 --> 01:08:47,226
We're back from a little
trip through time.
1310
01:08:47,226 --> 01:08:49,228
Frontways and back.
1311
01:08:49,228 --> 01:08:52,999
Yea and uh, we've seen
all the trouble you caused.
1312
01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:57,169
Oh come on kiddies, I'm just
a friendly gingerbread man.
1313
01:08:57,169 --> 01:09:00,072
I wouldn't hurt a flea, now
give me back my water pistol.
1314
01:09:00,072 --> 01:09:01,540
Sit on it you cookie creep.
1315
01:09:01,540 --> 01:09:02,574
Oh shit.
1316
01:09:02,574 --> 01:09:04,043
Fun time is over.
1317
01:09:04,043 --> 01:09:07,379
We brought back a few friends
to help even the score.
1318
01:09:07,379 --> 01:09:09,782
Well bring it on you
little butt biscuit.
1319
01:09:09,782 --> 01:09:12,318
When I'm done with you,
I'll give you a tummy ache
1320
01:09:12,318 --> 01:09:14,420
that'll be legendary
even in hell.
1321
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:15,822
We'll see about that.
1322
01:09:15,822 --> 01:09:18,725
Gingerdead Man, meet...
1323
01:09:18,725 --> 01:09:21,260
(electronic current buzzes)
1324
01:09:21,260 --> 01:09:22,795
(uplifting inspiration music)
1325
01:09:22,795 --> 01:09:24,530
Adolf Hitler.
1326
01:09:24,530 --> 01:09:26,866
(speaks foreign language)
1327
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,501
(gulps)
1328
01:09:30,737 --> 01:09:31,838
Charles Manson.
1329
01:09:31,838 --> 01:09:33,339
(electronic swooshes)
1330
01:09:33,339 --> 01:09:35,374
Let's do something witchy!
1331
01:09:35,374 --> 01:09:36,743
Uh oh!
1332
01:09:36,743 --> 01:09:38,344
Jeffrey Dahmer.
1333
01:09:38,344 --> 01:09:41,047
(electronic air swooshes)
1334
01:09:41,047 --> 01:09:43,582
What's for supper?
1335
01:09:43,582 --> 01:09:45,451
Holy...
1336
01:09:45,451 --> 01:09:47,519
And Lizzy Borden.
1337
01:09:48,955 --> 01:09:50,757
(electronic air swooshes)
1338
01:09:50,757 --> 01:09:53,625
Might I axe what year it is?
1339
01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:56,228
(electronic swooshes)
1340
01:09:56,228 --> 01:09:59,598
And you do remember me,
Mr. Gingerdead Man sir?
1341
01:09:59,598 --> 01:10:03,469
Clarissa Darling
here, and sorry,
1342
01:10:03,469 --> 01:10:06,705
but none of us saved
room for dessert.
1343
01:10:06,705 --> 01:10:09,008
(clears throat)
How could I forget?
1344
01:10:09,008 --> 01:10:10,709
It's time for you to go home,
1345
01:10:10,709 --> 01:10:14,013
you crummy little bastard.
1346
01:10:14,013 --> 01:10:15,047
Check please!
1347
01:10:15,047 --> 01:10:16,015
(tense powerful music)
1348
01:10:16,015 --> 01:10:17,249
Kill him!
1349
01:10:17,249 --> 01:10:19,518
Now slow down, I can
explain everything.
1350
01:10:19,518 --> 01:10:22,721
You see my daddy didn't
hug me when I was little.
1351
01:10:22,721 --> 01:10:23,923
Oh no, what are you doing?
1352
01:10:23,923 --> 01:10:26,525
Oh no you assholes,
I'm warning you.
1353
01:10:26,525 --> 01:10:29,428
I'm warning you
bastards, put me down!
1354
01:10:29,428 --> 01:10:31,297
This is an outrage!
1355
01:10:31,297 --> 01:10:35,534
(protests fearfully)
1356
01:10:35,534 --> 01:10:37,536
I'm in the union,
I'm in the union!
1357
01:10:37,536 --> 01:10:40,639
Put me down, put me down!
1358
01:10:40,639 --> 01:10:43,742
No, no! Ah!
1359
01:10:43,742 --> 01:10:47,246
(screams painfully)
1360
01:10:47,246 --> 01:10:48,514
Yes.
1361
01:10:48,514 --> 01:10:52,584
(scream painfully)
1362
01:10:52,584 --> 01:10:53,585
[Gingerdead Man] Cookie Jar?
1363
01:10:53,585 --> 01:10:55,087
Not the cookie jar!
1364
01:10:55,087 --> 01:10:59,625
(screams panicked)
1365
01:11:10,202 --> 01:11:13,272
I'll see you all in hell!
1366
01:11:15,441 --> 01:11:16,642
[Little Girl] We did it!
1367
01:11:16,642 --> 01:11:17,576
You did!
1368
01:11:17,576 --> 01:11:19,078
You all did!
1369
01:11:19,078 --> 01:11:21,047
And I wanna thank
you all so very much
1370
01:11:21,047 --> 01:11:23,615
for saving the
day, well sort of.
1371
01:11:23,615 --> 01:11:25,317
I mean, it would've been
nice if you could've arrived
1372
01:11:25,317 --> 01:11:26,752
a little earlier.
1373
01:11:28,955 --> 01:11:30,857
Uhm, excuse me Miss Wright?
1374
01:11:30,857 --> 01:11:32,158
Yes dear child?
1375
01:11:32,158 --> 01:11:34,260
Don't forget, we
have a time machine.
1376
01:11:34,260 --> 01:11:34,994
But...
1377
01:11:34,994 --> 01:11:36,262
No buts.
1378
01:11:36,262 --> 01:11:37,964
I just went back in time
and warned Miss Darling
1379
01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:39,231
what was about to happen,
1380
01:11:39,231 --> 01:11:41,300
so the Gingerdead
Man never escaped.
1381
01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:43,302
And none of this
ever happened!
1382
01:11:43,302 --> 01:11:45,972
(all cheer)
1383
01:11:45,972 --> 01:11:48,107
(sparkles twinkle)
1384
01:11:48,107 --> 01:11:53,045
(uplifting inspirational
orchestral music)
1385
01:11:53,045 --> 01:11:55,381
(crowd cheers)
1386
01:11:56,648 --> 01:11:58,784
And by the way...
1387
01:11:58,784 --> 01:12:00,052
What's this?
1388
01:12:00,052 --> 01:12:01,487
A lottery ticket.
1389
01:12:01,487 --> 01:12:03,622
On the way back, we
checked tomorrow's newspaper.
1390
01:12:03,622 --> 01:12:06,325
Congratulations, you
are a millionaire!
1391
01:12:06,325 --> 01:12:08,194
And Roller Boogie
Land is safe!
1392
01:12:08,194 --> 01:12:12,398
(crowd cheers)
1393
01:12:12,398 --> 01:12:15,334
And disco will live forever!
1394
01:12:15,334 --> 01:12:16,702
Sure it will!
1395
01:12:16,702 --> 01:12:20,772
(crowd cheers)
1396
01:12:27,679 --> 01:12:29,448
Let's roller boogie!
1397
01:12:29,448 --> 01:12:31,150
(crowd cheers)
1398
01:12:31,150 --> 01:12:35,988
(upbeat disco music)
1399
01:13:13,559 --> 01:13:17,096
(air swooshes)
1400
01:13:17,096 --> 01:13:19,431
See, I told you
everyone gets their turn
1401
01:13:19,431 --> 01:13:21,167
underneath the mirror ball.
1402
01:13:22,601 --> 01:13:24,403
Mind if I hitch a ride?
1403
01:13:24,403 --> 01:13:27,039
But Aunt Trixie,
we need you here.
1404
01:13:27,039 --> 01:13:29,976
This is all yours
now sweet Cherry.
1405
01:13:29,976 --> 01:13:32,078
[Randy] Where are you going?
1406
01:13:32,078 --> 01:13:37,049
I have a little unfinished
business back in 1941.
1407
01:13:39,118 --> 01:13:41,187
Goodbye Aunt Trixie,
1408
01:13:41,187 --> 01:13:43,122
I'll never forget you.
1409
01:13:44,856 --> 01:13:49,028
Take care of each other,
and stay away from sweets.
1410
01:13:49,028 --> 01:13:50,496
Aloha everyone!
1411
01:13:50,496 --> 01:13:53,065
[All] Aloha!
1412
01:13:53,065 --> 01:13:54,333
[Little Girl] All
right everybody,
1413
01:13:54,333 --> 01:13:55,567
you ready to go back home?
1414
01:13:55,567 --> 01:13:56,902
(air swooshes)
1415
01:13:56,902 --> 01:13:58,237
And behave yourselves!
1416
01:13:58,237 --> 01:13:59,438
Wee!
1417
01:13:59,438 --> 01:14:02,008
(laughs boisterously)
1418
01:14:02,008 --> 01:14:04,643
Calabunga!
1419
01:14:04,643 --> 01:14:07,613
(speaks foreign language)
1420
01:14:07,613 --> 01:14:09,715
Yea!
1421
01:14:09,715 --> 01:14:11,417
Peace out mother fucker!
1422
01:14:13,219 --> 01:14:14,553
Aloha!
1423
01:14:14,553 --> 01:14:18,690
(upbeat triumphant music)
1424
01:14:24,796 --> 01:14:29,801
(funky disco music)
1425
01:14:32,171 --> 01:14:37,176
(Gingerdead Man cackles evilly)
1426
01:16:10,202 --> 01:16:15,174
(funky disco music)
1427
01:16:19,478 --> 01:16:22,214
* I'm going to
disco you to death
1428
01:16:23,749 --> 01:16:28,754
* Kiss you at the moment
of your final breath
1429
01:16:29,921 --> 01:16:31,723
* You're gonna
disco 'til you die
1430
01:16:33,225 --> 01:16:37,463
* 1,000 youths in the disco
ball each one asking why
1431
01:16:48,274 --> 01:16:50,809
* This is your last dance ever
1432
01:16:52,578 --> 01:16:57,416
* Grooving in your satin pants,
you're gonna live forever
1433
01:16:57,416 --> 01:16:59,318
* Come on disco baby
1434
01:16:59,318 --> 01:17:01,920
* Let's cut the rug
1435
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:06,091
* Trip the light, fantastic,
'til the room is red with blood
1436
01:17:07,058 --> 01:17:09,761
* I'm gonna disco you to death
1437
01:17:11,263 --> 01:17:16,268
* It's 1970 something so
it's coke instead of meth
1438
01:17:17,403 --> 01:17:19,305
* You're gonna
disco 'til you drop
1439
01:17:20,706 --> 01:17:22,741
* You're heart's been overheated
1440
01:17:22,741 --> 01:17:24,810
* But that's finally gonna pop
1441
01:17:25,877 --> 01:17:27,813
* Listen to your heart pump
1442
01:17:27,813 --> 01:17:29,715
* As we do the bump
1443
01:17:30,649 --> 01:17:32,518
* Dig that bass guitar from
1444
01:17:32,518 --> 01:17:35,020
* Get up off your rump
1445
01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:35,987
* If looks could kill
1446
01:17:35,987 --> 01:17:37,256
* You'd dance until
1447
01:17:37,256 --> 01:17:39,625
* My eyes cut like a knife
1448
01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:42,093
* And leave you on
the dance floor crying
1449
01:17:42,093 --> 01:17:44,830
* Begging for your life
1450
01:17:44,830 --> 01:17:47,699
* I'm gonna disco you to death
1451
01:17:49,268 --> 01:17:54,273
* Kiss you at the moment
of your final breath
1452
01:17:55,441 --> 01:17:57,309
* You're gonna
disco 'til you die
1453
01:17:58,710 --> 01:18:03,682
* 1,000 youths in the disco
ball each on asking why
1454
01:18:03,682 --> 01:18:04,916
* Disco
1455
01:18:05,851 --> 01:18:07,286
* Death
1456
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
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