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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,208 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:19,561 Oh, we get it almost every night 3 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:23,064 And when that moon gets big and bright 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,608 It's a supernatural delight 5 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,693 Whoopee! 6 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:29,070 Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight 7 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,865 Happy Halloween! 8 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:39,122 Wow. I can't believe the invitation came with this free limo ride. 9 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,250 Sí, sí. All the fancy Hollywood mansion parties have limos. 10 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,334 Yeah. 11 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,795 Which is why all my girlfriends are texting. 12 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,714 Oh, what are they saying? 13 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,093 Uh, all good things. 14 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,928 Oh. 15 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,930 -Hello. -Hi-ho, Gonzo. 16 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:59,100 Hey, Kermit. What a great costume. 17 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,686 Uh, thanks. Uh, Piggy thought it would be funny if we both-- 18 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,355 Hi-ho! Guess who I am? 19 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,775 I'm Kermit, and Kermit is me. Get it? 20 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:09,694 -Go on, say it, say it. Come on. -No. Mmm-mmm. 21 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:14,282 Uh, hey, Kermie, who is the most amazing girl in the universe? 22 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,367 Yes, Piggy. You are. 23 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,495 Yay! 24 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:22,874 - Uh, guess who wrote that? - I did. It was me. I did. 25 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:26,836 -Candy corn. What is this? Christmas? -So, Gonzo, uh, when are you gettin' here? 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,172 Oh, I'm so sorry. I actually can't come to the party. 27 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,924 Oh. Oh, no. Why not? 28 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:33,676 Well, you remember my favorite magician, The Great MacGuffin? 29 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,429 -Is he the guy with the fish? -You rang? 30 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,348 -No, we did not. -Okay. 31 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:43,436 Well, tonight is the 100th anniversary of MacGuffin's disappearance. 32 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,979 - Disappearance? - Yeah. 33 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:48,233 And there's a special, once-in-a-lifetime fear challenge 34 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:49,984 in the mansion where it happened. 35 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,820 Oh, wow. What's the challenge? 36 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:55,073 To spend the night in the most haunted mansion in the world. 37 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,033 That sounds like your kinda night, Gonzo. 38 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,660 -Hmm. -We're sure gonna miss you. 39 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:01,746 Thanks. But if I can't pull off a great stunt like this, 40 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,374 then what's the use of calling me The Great Gonzo? 41 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:07,794 You know, you don't have to be "The Great Gonzo" to be great, Gonzo. 42 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,130 - Uh, say there, Kermit. - Oh! Scooter, you look great. 43 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,881 Oh, uh... Thank you, thank you very much. 44 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,384 -Uh, the Chef's carving pumpkins. -Oh, well, that sounds-- 45 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,721 -Mercy. -Okay, I gotta go, Gonzo. 46 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,141 Uh, but don't forget the Halloween breakfast tomorrow morning. 47 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,851 Hey, pumpkin! 48 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,478 I think we're having pumpkin pancakes. 49 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,065 Bye. 50 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,567 You know, Pepé? 51 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,653 I kinda feel bad that we're not going to the party. 52 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,156 Every year, same things, same Muppens. 53 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,116 Uh, we see them all the times. 54 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,077 Tonight, we go to the big mansions party. 55 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,789 For the last time, it's not a party. It's a Halloween challenge. 56 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,374 Talk about a challenge. 57 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,501 Try getting a date for this party, okay? 58 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,794 Oh! 59 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,506 All righty, boys. This is the place. 60 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,216 -Are you sure about this? -Oh, yeah. 61 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,218 And could we set a pick-up time for the morning? 62 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,887 Oh, that won't be necessary. 63 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:02,473 I always drop folks off here, but I never seem to pick them up. 64 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,350 Huh? 65 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,228 -Every time. -Well, we're gonna be the first. 66 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,230 -We'll see you in the morning. -Mmm-hmm. 67 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,773 Heard that before. 68 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:16,112 Um, speaking of pick-ups, how'd you like to be my plus one? 69 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,865 Dead prawn walking. 70 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:23,203 That's a no. 71 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:26,623 Huh. 72 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:30,793 Whoa, will ya take a look at this place? 73 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,379 Yeah. No one here. Where's the parties? 74 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,885 Oh, my goodness. Cool. 75 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,639 Oh, I love these rich Hollywood types. 76 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:46,184 Pulling out all the stops and the moneys, okay. 77 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:49,479 I bet they'll hand us swag bags with great parting gifts. 78 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,814 You mean de-parting gifts. 79 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,484 Uh, I don't get it. What do you mean? 80 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,902 What you talking about? 81 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:08,957 -Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. -What, what, what? 82 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,041 Listen. 83 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:16,506 -Oh, there's somebody there. -What? Who? 84 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,429 Hello? 85 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:28,101 -Who's there? -We're here for the parties. 86 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,854 Party? 87 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:37,193 -What party? -Oh, the Great MacGuffin's anniversary. 88 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,948 -Oh, dear. -Hey, uh, Mr. Tomb-- 89 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:46,119 Please. Don't wake them up. 90 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,037 Wake 'em up? Wake who up? 91 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:53,459 Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased 92 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,963 I beg of you on bended knee 93 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:59,966 Please, oh, please Let them rest in peace 94 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:03,469 For once they start, they never cease 95 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,096 Oh, it's like a show. 96 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,850 You see, here lies Good Old Fred 97 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:12,061 A great big rock fell on his head 98 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:19,027 And in peaceful rest lies Brother Claude Planted here beneath this sod 99 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:23,156 There's the first lady of opera Haunting Harriet 100 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:26,159 Searched for a tune But never could carry it 101 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:29,787 Ah! 102 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,503 Poor cousin Maude who never awoke 103 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,798 The night her dreams went up in smoke 104 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,677 Please, oh, please Though they're all deceased 105 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:48,139 We must beware the spirits' release 106 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,477 Rest in peace, Cousin Huet 107 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,563 We all know you didn't do it 108 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,360 Mary wrote mysteries with masterful quill 109 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,738 Not knowing the ink of words could kill 110 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,742 So, please, oh, please Let them rest in peace 111 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:11,371 Once they start, they never cease 112 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:15,500 And right before your very eyes 113 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:19,587 As the moon climbs high O'er the dead oak tree 114 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:23,216 Spooks arrive for the midnight spree 115 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,511 Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize 116 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,931 Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize 117 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:35,436 Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize 118 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:40,441 Whoa! 119 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,651 Uh-oh. 120 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,779 Come on, enough of this spooky-dooky pre-show. 121 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,864 -Let's go inside for the parties. -Okay. 122 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,875 Oh! 123 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,504 Welcome, foolish Muppets. 124 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,047 Ooh. 125 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:08,845 Ah, the Great Gonzo. I'm so glad you accepted the invitation. 126 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,972 Thank you for sending it, Mister, um... 127 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:13,558 I shall be your host this evening. 128 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:16,018 Your ghost host. 129 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:20,648 Ooh, you're very scaries. 130 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,277 Well, hello there. Who might you be? 131 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,737 Oh, this is my friend Pepé. He loves parties. 132 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,740 Are there, uh, a lot of the famous peoples inside? 133 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:33,035 Yes, sir. Very famous. 134 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,705 - Oh, do you speak Spanish? - No. 135 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:40,376 Now, if you would please walk this way. 136 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,170 Okay. 137 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,508 Now, if I may. 138 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:52,054 A few rules regarding tonight's very special Halloween challenge. 139 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,974 Yes, do tell. 140 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:59,228 "Within these walls Are your fears and your frights 141 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:03,065 "Face them all bravely To survive through the night... 142 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,233 He's rhyming. 143 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:08,029 "For if by sunrise you fail this endeavor 144 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:14,660 "Then you y tu amigo Must remain here forever" 145 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,038 - Dun, dun, dun! - Whoa! 146 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:20,416 - Oh, boy. - Nice one, guys. 147 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,335 So, let me make sure I got this. 148 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:25,463 Uh, we just have to survive the night in this haunted mansion? 149 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,048 Dun, dun, dun! 150 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,132 Dun, dun. 151 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,468 Uh, no. That's too many "dun duns," isn't it? 152 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,887 Well, I thought we discussed "Shave and a Haircut." 153 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,556 - No. He wanted "ominous sting," didn't he? - Oh, right. 154 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,808 -Like... Dun, dun, dun! -Dun, dun. 155 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,060 - Sorry. - I'm new. 156 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,895 -We'll work this out. -What I do wrong? 157 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,855 - I'm new at everything. - Let's have some tea. 158 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,774 Take it over there. That'd be great. 159 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,692 Now, if you'll follow me, gentlemen. 160 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,861 - And no flash pictures, please. - Oh. 161 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,198 The spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights. 162 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,909 -Oh, they're sensitive. Who knew? -Okay. 163 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:59,747 So, please you could point me to the VIP room, por favor, 164 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:04,168 to mingle with the Beyoncés, the Ryan Goslings, the Bard Pitts. 165 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,296 I'm sorry. My friend's a bit of an acquired taste. 166 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,923 Oh, not for me. 167 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:13,177 His accent reminds me of my youthful days in Málaga. 168 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,349 I know. I know all. 169 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:21,143 - Dun, dun, dun! - Dun, dun. 170 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,437 Oh, you've done it again, haven't you? 171 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,106 I've dun-dun it twice. 172 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,691 It's just not spine-chilling, is it? 173 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,443 -Being scary is hard. Sorry. -Sorry, sorry. Sorry. 174 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:32,863 Anyway, I am sorry about that big-- We just-- 175 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,699 -They don't get a lot of visitors. -Hmm. 176 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:38,744 I really love these portraits. The subjects look vaguely familiar. 177 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:42,707 - Hmm. - Yes. Everything here will seem familiar. 178 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,625 Your eyes may deceive you, 179 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:49,463 as the spirits respond to your sympathetic vibrations. 180 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,007 Sounds awesome. 181 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,258 Yeah. Sí, sí, sí. 182 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,052 Uh, but where's the famous people's room? 183 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:58,264 Because we are the celebrities, we are the Muppets. 184 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,308 Oh! 185 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:01,434 Oh! 186 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,894 -Oh, cool. -Gonzo, it's like a fun house. 187 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:09,483 Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination? 188 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,531 - Whoa... - Whoo. 189 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,747 You know what? I just realized this room has no windows and no doors. 190 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:29,253 - Which offers this chilling challenge... - To find a way out. 191 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:33,007 Wait, wait a minute. A way out of the room or out of the house? 192 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,300 What? 193 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:37,970 You're kinda killing the moment here. I meant the room. 194 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,848 Sorry. 195 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,648 Huh? 196 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,652 Okay, first of all, where did he go, 197 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,363 and second of all, what is your problem, okay? 198 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,911 I found the way out. 199 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,538 Secret door? Classic. 200 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,583 Okay, this is the last time I'm gonna say, 201 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,752 this better lead to the party people's room. 202 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,337 Pepé, don't you get it yet? 203 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,673 This is not some silly Halloween party. 204 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,257 This place is really haunted. 205 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,010 Okay, okay, if I don't see some champagne cocktails 206 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,721 and horsey derves ASPCA, I'm outta here. 207 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,558 Well, whatever you say. Come on, I think the ghost is clear. 208 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:28,813 Oh, very funnies. The ghost is clear, like the coast is clear. 209 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,275 Don't worry, folks, we're not gonna be explaining all the jokes. 210 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,245 Wow. 211 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,923 - Wow. 212 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,633 Look at this guy and his red fish. 213 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,969 Who would even pay to watch them do anything? 214 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,221 -It's him. -Who? 215 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,514 The Great MacGuffin. 216 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,224 It was 100 years ago tonight 217 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,810 that he disappeared from this very mansion. 218 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:15,693 Imagine, I could be standing on the very spot where The MacGuffin once stood. 219 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,320 See, I'd like to be standing where the party is, okay? 220 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,743 -Hola, party peoples! Bard Pitts! -Wow. 221 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,751 Ooh, cobwebs. 222 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,840 Whoo, nice one. 223 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,906 I had so hoped we'd have a bigger cameo, Beaky. 224 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,283 Budget. 225 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,955 Hmm... 226 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,553 Hola, celebrities, I'm here. 227 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,264 -Will ya look at that? -You're Juan Stanz-most. 228 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:31,435 -Uh, close. -But where are the, uh, famous peoples? 229 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,605 Oh, who needs famous people when you have the two of us? 230 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,440 Oh! 231 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,944 You are an impossibly handsome man. 232 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:43,823 You, my friend, are an impossibly handsome... 233 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,534 -King prawn. Mmm. -King prawn. 234 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,660 - Juan? - Yeah? 235 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:50,704 I don't know if you noticed this, but this place is crazies. 236 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,791 You know what? Because you're so famous, 237 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,252 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? 238 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,504 My most famous secret. Would you like to hear it? 239 00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,755 -Oh, yes. -Come a little closer. 240 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,881 -Okay. -Little closer. 241 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,925 -Yeah. -Not that close, it's the breath. 242 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,552 -Plankton. Mmm. -You ready? 243 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:12,226 - Jeepers creepers. - Jeepers creepers. Oh! 244 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,981 Pepé! Pepé! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy. 245 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,232 This place is crazy. 246 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,193 With all the smokes and the mirrors and the animaltronics. 247 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,820 -I'm outta here. -But, uh-- 248 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,866 How did you-- 249 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,744 -I'm outta here! -Uh... 250 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,418 Pepé? 251 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,908 Gonzo. 252 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,703 -How did you-- -Don't ask. Peel me. 253 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,121 Okay. 254 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,418 You were stuck there. 255 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,087 - Serpents and spiders... - Whoa! A séance. 256 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,048 -A what? A why-- What is it? -Come on. 257 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,216 ...calling the spirits, wherever they're at. 258 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,469 -This just keeps getting better. -I don't think so. 259 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:32,056 Pumpkins and ghoulies from last Halloween, 260 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:36,769 awaken the spirits with your tambourine. 261 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,898 Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond... 262 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,274 - Come, come on. - No, no. 263 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,903 ...let there be music from regions beyond. 264 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,113 Wow! 265 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,617 That is amazing, how are you doing that? 266 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,161 Excusez-moi, 267 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:59,416 but you are interrupting the mysterious Madame Pigota. 268 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,880 Stop. Will you turn it down? I can't hear myself think. 269 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,590 - Take five, everybody. - What? 270 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,300 Break time! Break time! 271 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,052 -Fer sure. -Groovy. 272 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,929 Whoa, we're not taking a break, who said break? 273 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,098 Oh, I could've sworn she called a break. 274 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,266 It's like a union thing, right? 275 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:20,312 No, you heard the hog's head, guys. Time to dematerialize. 276 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,439 Wait, where you going? No, no-- 277 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,235 Great. Hey, since you're on a break, 278 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,404 can you contact somebody from the great beyond? 279 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,824 I wish, but the Wi-Fi in here's lousy. 280 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,993 It's like a total dead zone. 281 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,828 -Ugh. -You know what else is lousy? 282 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,038 This my biggest scene in this whole special, 283 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:42,167 and they stick my head in a fish bowl. 284 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,585 I think we should go. 285 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,670 Uh... 286 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,756 Uh, do you foresee a way out of here for us? 287 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,592 Fine. 288 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,806 Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat, 289 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:59,601 you must find a door with a glowing exat. 290 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,353 "Exat"? 291 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,856 I don't know, you try and rhyme with "bat." 292 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,525 Oh, uh, fat, rat, hat. 293 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,776 How you doin'? 294 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,739 Uh, right this way, and I prefer "Husky." 295 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,699 -Oh. -Hmm. Okay, go, go, go, go. 296 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,617 Wow! 297 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,162 She is good. 298 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,706 Tips are encouraged. 299 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,417 Oh, uh, don't trust free cheese. 300 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,877 -Quick, quick, quick. -Hmm... 301 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:29,048 Kim! Kimmy, yoo-hoo! There's a smudge on the crystal again. 302 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,508 -Yes, Madame. Yes, Madame. -A little higher. 303 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,760 Thank you. 304 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,807 Oh, for crying out loud. 305 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,813 -Pepé? Which way? -Hmm? Out. 306 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,191 Uh... 307 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,525 What? 308 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,319 Whoa! Cool! 309 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:56,658 Choo-choo! Coming through! 310 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,911 -Run! -Oh! 311 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,129 Oh... 312 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:14,510 I knew there'd be rides! 313 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,636 Welcome aboard! 314 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:20,557 -How you doing, Pepé? -I wanna go home. I wanna go home... 315 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,438 Hmm. Happy Halloween! 316 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,649 Happy birthday to me. 317 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,693 Hap... Oh! 318 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:35,155 Oh, my love, dancing with you makes me feel so light on my feet. 319 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,241 That's because we don't have feet. 320 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,747 I just adore the decor, don't you? 321 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,209 Why? Do you like things that are old and decrepit? 322 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,837 I'm dancing with you, aren't I? 323 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,047 So what are you doing for Thanksgiving? 324 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,259 Oh, some of my ghoul friends are having me for dinner. 325 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,844 Awkward. 326 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,096 What? 327 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,682 Nothing, nothing, nothing. Here we go and one. 328 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,018 - One, two, three-- Thank you. - Very good. 329 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,106 Draw. 330 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,777 - No. - Boo! 331 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,410 Whoa! Whoa! 332 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,578 My God! 333 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,704 -Oh! -Wha-- 334 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,914 Hmm. That was unsafe. 335 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,126 You fellas okay? 336 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,419 Yeah, fine. 337 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,920 Good. 338 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,590 Uh, sorry, everybody, food's here. 339 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,633 Mmm. 340 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,428 I says to him, I says, "See through you?" 341 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,431 Well, you finally got the party you wanted. 342 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:46,185 What? Are you crazy? I said famous peoples, not scary peoples. 343 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,357 Hey, it's a gig, and I get all the bones I can chew. 344 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,152 Uh, until they want 'em back. 345 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,158 And now it's showtime! 346 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,706 Thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Mansion Show. 347 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,833 Boo! 348 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,419 Now, we have got a great show for you tonight, folks, 349 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,255 guaranteed to tickle your funny bones. 350 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,965 That was pretty good. 351 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,593 -So... Boils and ghouls... -Oh, how about that? 352 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:24,640 ...please welcome our very own Gauzey The Hatbox Bear! 353 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,434 Hiya, hiya, hiya. Boy, you're a scary audience. 354 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,854 Usually I'm worried about dying up here, but it looks like you beat me to it. 355 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,606 Boo! Boo! 356 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,399 Oh, no, not you guys. 357 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,860 Don't you have anything better to do than boo me? 358 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,155 -We're ghosts. -Yeah, booing comes with the territory. 359 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,824 Boo! Boo! 360 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,701 Wait, wait, I haven't told my best joke. 361 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,537 What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill? 362 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,333 You get repossessed! Shocka-wocka! 363 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,045 -Terrible. -This guy's not funny. 364 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,588 Sí, sí. And his head came off. 365 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,800 Okay, okay, wasn't that great, folks? 366 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:03,679 - No! No! - Ugh. Ooh! 367 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,930 Hold on. 368 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,850 Looks like we have some new ghosts-- I mean, guests. 369 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,310 Oh! 370 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,895 Ah! 371 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:17,442 Fiends, omens, and bogeymen, lend me your fears. 372 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:23,740 We come not to praise Gonzo, but to bury him. 373 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,575 Oh! 374 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,077 And his little amigo, too. 375 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,289 We now invite you to sit back and relax, 376 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:37,129 as our 999 residents proudly present... your funeral. 377 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,427 Welcome to the life hereafter 378 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,679 Sleepless nights, eternal laughter 379 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,015 Buy the farm, push up some daisies 380 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,309 Come get down with us creepy crazies 381 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,519 Hi, wanna come play with me? 382 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:53,687 Frights du jour 383 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,771 And daily nightmares 384 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,149 Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs 385 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,359 If you think it's too macabre 386 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,570 Follow the floating candelabra 387 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:07,075 But he ain't French and he can croon 388 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,786 We did that In a beastly cartoon 389 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,580 She was a beauty 390 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,291 We'll never rest We'll never cease 391 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:18,795 Till you finally rest in peace 392 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,048 You can fly and you can float 393 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,632 Or you can scream just like a goat 394 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,719 But to quench your endless questions 395 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,597 First you must sleep down with the fishes 396 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:33,477 Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy! 397 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,728 Rain or snow 398 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:35,812 Lightning or thunder 399 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,107 The party is down here six feet under 400 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,526 Trick or treat? 401 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,819 Take a smell of my feet 402 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,405 And give me something good to eat 403 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,240 You're all alone 404 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,492 But don't be scared 405 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,370 We've got your wake all pre-prepared 406 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,746 Hi, I'm serving soup. 407 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,999 It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis. 408 00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,212 It's all so dopey I'm complaining 409 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,422 At least it's almost entertaining 410 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,883 Huh? 411 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,219 - What the-- - Your attention, please. 412 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:11,264 Please remain seated in your doom buggy, 413 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,768 and we will continue our tour momentarily. 414 00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:16,311 Oh, no. 415 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,814 The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you 416 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,650 is being stuck in here with them. 417 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,984 We tell jokes 418 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,277 I do tricks 419 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,029 With my deadly candlesticks 420 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,909 Come on now and lift your glass 421 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,453 Filled with poisoned sassafras 422 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,293 Sign your bill Deed, and trust 423 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,462 Guess it's time to bite the dust 424 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,215 Cash in your chips, we're not joking 425 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,717 Now's the time you should be croaking 426 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:51,513 You're so great, none can compare 427 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:56,184 No one has your savoir faire 428 00:23:56,268 --> 00:24:01,606 It's time to turn your whole life story Into a momento mori 429 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:07,904 Corpse by corpse and one by one Until you shout, "My life is done" 430 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,407 So join us in this life hereafter 431 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,418 Now the greatest act of all 432 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:24,004 It's Gonzo's final curtain call 433 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,256 From the basement to the rafters 434 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:28,341 Join us in the great hereafter 435 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,760 You'll be great forever after 436 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,013 In our monstrous life hereafter 437 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:39,936 For our afterparty afterlife 438 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:50,780 Rest in peace 439 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,449 RIP 440 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:57,496 Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes. 441 00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,664 Sí. And one time no way, José. 442 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,416 That was incredible. 443 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,127 Oh, thank you. We're here all week, 444 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,547 and all year, and also through all eternity. 445 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,925 Lucky. How did you die? 446 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,135 Who, me? Oh, I croaked. 447 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,222 Ah, good one. 448 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,057 Uh, how'd you die? On stage? 449 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:18,934 I'm dead? 450 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:20,977 Oh, dear. 451 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,187 I must say, Gonzo... 452 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,106 You don't seem at all frightened. 453 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,691 Oh, nothing scares me. 454 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,277 Well... We shall see about that. 455 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:33,490 Dun, dun, dun! 456 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,951 Oh, we've missed it, haven't we? 457 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,702 And it was a big one, too. 458 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:38,995 -Sorry. -Sorry! 459 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,539 -That's disappointing. -Enough. 460 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,583 Gonzo, let's get outta here. If we don't go now, we're gonna-- 461 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:11,152 Why, hello there, short, red, and crustaceous. 462 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,158 Do you speak Spanish? 463 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,660 Yes, and you? 464 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:21,079 Yes. I, I mean, uh... 465 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,540 Yes, my handsome... 466 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,585 - uh, gumbo. - Prawn. 467 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,128 - Yeah. - But close enough. 468 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,755 Yes. 469 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:31,840 Hmm. 470 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:35,802 So do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again? 471 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,971 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 472 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,600 You don't go nowheres. 473 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,562 You know, this party's dead. 474 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:49,357 Why don't you and I leave, jumbo? 475 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,984 Sí. Sí, we should-- 476 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,280 Did you just call me "jumbo"? 477 00:26:55,363 --> 00:27:00,660 Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you are a king prawn. 478 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,497 Oh! 479 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,834 Say again? 480 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:13,256 You are a king prawn. 481 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:17,969 Oh, just come here. You okay? 482 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,679 -Okay. -Okay, come with me. 483 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,556 Okay. 484 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,518 It appears the prawn has made a friend, Gonzo. 485 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:28,772 But since you aren't busy, I'd like to show you something. 486 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,232 Cool, I hope it's finally something scary. 487 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:35,070 Well, you may consider yourself to be fearless, Gonzo, 488 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,447 but everyone is afraid of something. 489 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:38,615 Not me. 490 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:39,783 You can unscrew my head, 491 00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:42,827 take a look inside, and you wouldn't find a single fear. 492 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,663 That could be arranged. 493 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:45,997 Cool. 494 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,042 Now, here comes your challenge. 495 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:54,923 Of all the guests we've ever had, of all the doors within these halls, 496 00:27:55,006 --> 00:28:00,095 there is but one room no one has ever dared to enter. 497 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:04,265 Ooh, what's that? The shark room? The lava pit? The Critics' Circle? 498 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:08,561 Room 999. 499 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,939 - Dun, dun-- - No, not now, not now. 500 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,190 Da. 501 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:14,693 Uh, how do I find room 999? 502 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,862 This shall illuminate your way. 503 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,864 Ooh. 504 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:24,327 All right. Um, but what if I, uh... 505 00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:27,747 Huh. 506 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,960 - Yes? - Uh, nothin'. 507 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:36,256 Did I... scare you? 508 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,342 No, I love this. Come on. 509 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:43,555 The key is to face your fears, no matter how terrifying. 510 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,349 Ooh! 511 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:49,227 Indoor lightning. Fantastic. 512 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:52,981 Oh, you're funny. 513 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,691 Oh, you are so cute. 514 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,735 Oh, I know. 515 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,779 - Oh, stop it. - I won't, I won't. 516 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,574 -Oh, you know what you are? -What? 517 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:06,161 King prawn. 518 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:11,958 Yes, you are my big, jumbo, king prawn. 519 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,963 - Oh, get up, silly. - What happened? 520 00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:20,216 Oh, so this is where I spend most of my time. 521 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,552 - Amongst my memories. - Oh. 522 00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:26,347 Resting, scrapbooking, doing yoga, 523 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,683 sharpening cutlery. 524 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,936 Whoa, it's, uh, so cozies. 525 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,688 But mostly, 526 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:40,236 all I would hope for is to meet someone just like you, Pepper. 527 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,696 Uh, Pepé. 528 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,573 Oh, Pepé... 529 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:47,494 I can't hide my feelings for you any longer. 530 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,661 Really? 531 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,121 Really. 532 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:55,919 I could just eat you alive, my sweet, warm meat. Hmm. 533 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:57,962 Okay. I... 534 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,591 Wow, that's a new one, Sal. 535 00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:04,469 I don't think she's ever eaten anyone before, has she? 536 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:09,098 Yeah, she never tried to eat me or Alberta. 537 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:13,019 -Yeah. -Well, she did nibble my neck once. 538 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:15,939 Before she snapped it, so lovingly. 539 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,106 What's wrong with him? 540 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,108 How should I know? I never married her. 541 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,443 -Oh, Pepé. -Hmm? 542 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:23,738 I just want to smother you in my love. 543 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,741 -I want to kill you with kindness. -Oh-ho... 544 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:30,036 -I want to drown you in kisses. -Oh! 545 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,455 Well, I can hold my breath a long time. 546 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:39,254 Let's be married, you and I 547 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:43,216 You'll be my groom And I will be your bride 548 00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:46,886 We'll spend forever side by side 549 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:51,850 Imagine that, what a spooky ride! 550 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:56,855 Stuck together for eternity 551 00:30:56,938 --> 00:31:00,942 Till death do we part, is this for me? 552 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,610 I'm sure, por favor 553 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:09,200 That I perceive Forever, my love, just you and me 554 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:15,123 Don't hide your love and act so shy 555 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:18,543 How could I resist Since you caught my eye? 556 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:22,046 Haunting each other, dusk till dawn 557 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,882 I'll be your wife 558 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,426 And I will be your prawn 559 00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:30,096 -Stuck together for eternity -Stuck together for eternity 560 00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:33,933 -Till death, we are dancing in harmony -Till death, we are dancing in harmony 561 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:37,395 If her spooky vibes give you the creeps 562 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:41,274 Be careful, pal, she plays for keeps 563 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:42,442 I was chopped up! 564 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:43,610 I was drowned! 565 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:46,487 Hey, I was buried in that kooky ground 566 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,655 Sorry. 567 00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:53,953 What's the matter with you? You can't say that. This is a family show. 568 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,038 What are you doing? 569 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:58,333 -Haunting each other, dusk till dawn -Haunting each other, dusk till dawn 570 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,876 I'll be your wife 571 00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:03,254 And I will be your prawn! 572 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:24,359 Let me out of here! 573 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:36,162 So, this is it. 574 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,623 The greatest challenge of my career. 575 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:41,501 I wonder if, uh-- Gee. 576 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,169 Nobody says goodbye here. 577 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:44,504 They just ghost you. 578 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,841 Oh, I get it. 579 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,553 Hello? 580 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,474 I'm not afraid of the dark, you know. 581 00:32:58,643 --> 00:32:59,852 Or echoes. 582 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:02,689 Clever. 583 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,193 Cool. 584 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,199 - Oh. - Grape, please. 585 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:16,953 Hmm. 586 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:18,871 -Yuck. -He ate the spiders. 587 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,124 You are so much better than all my other axes. 588 00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:23,251 Uh, axes? 589 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:26,504 -Oh. Oh, exes. -Oh, oh, okay. 590 00:33:26,587 --> 00:33:28,631 Just a few minor, youthful indiscretions, 591 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,509 but nothing for you to lose your head over. 592 00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:32,802 Okay... 593 00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:34,345 Just water under the bridge. 594 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:36,389 Mmm, yeah, it's because she lopped off our heads. 595 00:33:36,472 --> 00:33:39,017 Yeah, and threw our bodies in the water under the bridge. 596 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,601 Yeah! I mean, she-- 597 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,686 Oh... 598 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:45,732 Okay. So let's see, I will need something buried, something boo. 599 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:49,777 Something moldy and someone new. 600 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,280 Grape, por favor. 601 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,823 Oh, sure. Oh! 602 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:55,867 -Excuse me. -Mmm. 603 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:59,454 Uh, those grapes are funnies! They tickle my tummies. 604 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,247 Yes. Oh, Pepé. 605 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:06,961 You have all the grapes you want. I'm gonna fatten you up! 606 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,861 Hey there, handsome. 607 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,363 Whoa! That's pretty cool. 608 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:36,949 Jinx! 609 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:40,745 Wait a second, this is fun. I thought this was supposed to be scary. 610 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:46,042 Sometimes facing yourself is the scariest thing in the world. 611 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,294 Not me, I'm not scared. 612 00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,005 And you gotta admit, I do look great in green. 613 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,132 No wonder Kermit is so popular. 614 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:56,594 You do look great, for now. 615 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:03,518 Careful, my love. I'm getting a little choked up. 616 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:05,269 Oh. 617 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,397 Me too, mi amor. 618 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,982 Prepare the altar! 619 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:19,283 He's a goner. 620 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:25,039 You're saying that everyone here is trapped in the mansion by their fear? 621 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:29,460 Yeah. All 999. 622 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:32,255 But there's always room for one more. 623 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:34,924 So, what are your fears? 624 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,717 I don't have any fears. 625 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,637 I've been shot out of a cannon. Strapped to a rocket. 626 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,931 Gone skydiving without a parachute. 627 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:44,016 I've done it all and lived to tell. 628 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,812 Tell who? Looks to me like you're all alone. 629 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:55,153 Aw, this reminds me of our wedding. 630 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,826 Oh. 631 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:05,580 Oh, here we go again. 632 00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:09,625 Sixth time's the charm, they say. 633 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,920 "They" being Henry VIII. 634 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,883 Dearly departed... 635 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:19,010 All alone. 636 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:21,262 I'm not alone! 637 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:23,890 Look, you see, my friends are right here. 638 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,517 Hey, guys, it's me, Gonzo! Guys? 639 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,352 This is the greatest Halloween party ever! 640 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,520 Yeah, well... 641 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,481 Even better than last year when we did bobbing for tomatoes! 642 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:33,816 Depends on who you ask. 643 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,360 Yeah! Whoever heard of bobbin' for tomatoes anyway? 644 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,196 -Am I right or wrong? -You're not wrong. 645 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:39,822 Am I right? Am I wrong? 646 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,283 Kermit! Hey! Hey! 647 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:46,412 -Hello! -They can't hear or see you. 648 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:50,541 Is it me? Or are you getting older? 649 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:56,797 It's you. 650 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,469 Wait! Where are you going? 651 00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:03,971 I mean, where am I going? 652 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,098 Great question. 653 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,351 Where are you going? 654 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:15,650 -Having fun, chief? -Uh, oh, uh, yeah, Scooter, yeah. 655 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,319 -I just wish Gonzo were here. -Kermit! 656 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:22,365 Oh, you know him. He can't pass up a chance to prove he's The Great Gonzo! 657 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:23,741 Well, that's just it, you know. 658 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:27,036 I tried to tell him, you don't have to be The Great Gonzo to be great. 659 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,955 Just being you is good enough. 660 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:34,168 I never realized, I am afraid of something. 661 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:38,589 I'm afraid nobody will care about me if I'm not doing dangerous stunts. 662 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:44,804 And now... Now I'm afraid of being trapped here forever. 663 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,182 Wha-- 664 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,310 Oh, that's it! 665 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:54,772 The host said facing my fears was the key. 666 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:56,649 I propose a toast. 667 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,569 To The Great Gonzo, who couldn't be here with us tonight. 668 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:02,405 Kermit. 669 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:07,451 Kermit, I might never be with you again. 670 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,870 That's what I'm really afraid of. 671 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,540 I'm afraid I'll never see my friends again. 672 00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:27,805 Let me outta here! 673 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:34,520 Ah! 674 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,028 I'm impressed, Gonzo. You did it. 675 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:45,698 Yes, I did. I faced my fears, and we made it through the night. 676 00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:48,075 Well, you did. But, uh... 677 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,870 Uh, where's Pepé? 678 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:53,956 I'm afraid he'll be staying with us, forever. 679 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,252 Uh, no. No! 680 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:01,255 Sounds like he's about to be loved to death. 681 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:05,426 You, however, are free to go. 682 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:08,262 As long as you leave before the sun rises. 683 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,724 Oh. Uh... 684 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:15,186 No. No, no, no. I can't. 685 00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:17,855 I won't leave here without Pepé. 686 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:20,066 Are you sure? There isn't much time. 687 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:23,277 Losing my friend is scarier than any room in this mansion. 688 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,904 You tell me where he is. 689 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:32,119 Follow the light. Go! 690 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,245 All right! 691 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,211 I'm coming, Pepé! 692 00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:42,380 - Shocka-wocka! - Uh-oh. 693 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,673 Kimmy, yoo-hoo! You missed a spot! 694 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:47,301 - Come and play with us, Gonzo. - No! 695 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:50,763 Forever and ever, or not... 696 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,767 Whoa! 697 00:39:57,311 --> 00:40:00,272 Pepé! Whoa... 698 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:04,318 If any person, living or dead, 699 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:08,697 can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together, 700 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:11,158 -let them spook now or for-- -Yeah, don't get me started. 701 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,202 -Don't get him started. -If I had a nickel. 702 00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:15,246 -I don't know where to begin. -I don't, 703 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:17,581 -but Alberta has something-- -Silence! 704 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:18,958 -Congratulations. -Can I... 705 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,543 -True love. -Where are you registered? 706 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,002 Can I summer with you? 707 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:33,305 Yes, now, let's see, where was I? 708 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:36,725 Mmm, yes. I did the preamble. 709 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:41,689 It was exquisite, wasn't it? Objections. Extensive. 710 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:43,357 Hmm... 711 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:47,570 I believe that you two have prepared some special little vows for each other. 712 00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:48,696 Yes, yes, yes, we have. 713 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,532 Um, would you like to go first, my dearest? 714 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,502 Whoa! 715 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:07,548 Okay, if you insist. I'll go. 716 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:12,261 Pepé, my one and only-- Mmm... 717 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,681 My sixth love. 718 00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:17,933 My-- No, my jumbo prawn. 719 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:26,066 -Ah-ha! -My king everything. 720 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:33,949 And finally, we come to the big moment. 721 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,784 Pepé. I'm coming for ya. 722 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,746 Do you, Pepé the King Prawn, 723 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:43,167 take Constance Hatchaway to be your awfully wedded wife? 724 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,335 Pepé. 725 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:49,256 Oh, no! 726 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,175 In sickness and in heck. 727 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,055 -Whoa! -For eternity. 728 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,726 Till death... 729 00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:02,019 Coochie coochie coo! 730 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:05,439 Arriba! 731 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,524 I'm comin', Pepé! 732 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,150 Do your parts. 733 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,660 Stop! Pepé, stop! You're gonna be trapped in this house forever! 734 00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,411 -Hmm. -Ah! He's right. 735 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,121 And to be perfectly honest, dear fellow, 736 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,706 it's not all wakes and weddings. 737 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:26,794 -But she loves me. She calls me "jumbo." -Yes. 738 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,420 Pepé, remember sunrise. 739 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:31,882 Hey! How dare you interrupt my wedding? 740 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:36,595 Oh, yeah? Well, I have faced my fears, and homicidal brides are not on the list. 741 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:39,640 Okay. What's happening here? 742 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:43,185 This was definitely not in the rehearsal. 743 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,313 -What? -Oh, that's it. I'm out. 744 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:50,734 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 745 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,444 What are you doing, you little-- 746 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:53,529 Pepé, let's go. 747 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,406 I got ya, buddy. 748 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:57,449 Gonzo! 749 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:10,462 No! My love. 750 00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,676 Oh. 751 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:21,307 I didn't expect to see you two... alive. 752 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,143 How was the party? 753 00:43:24,226 --> 00:43:26,103 Wasn't a party! It was for reals! 754 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:30,107 I guess I'll have to start over. 755 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,656 -I'm not a shrimp. I'm a king-- Oh! -No time! 756 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,491 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 757 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:43,829 Don't go. Don't go, stay! Stay, it's such a fun place. 758 00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:45,873 Do you want an encore? I'll sing for you. 759 00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:48,125 No, no, there's s'more. 760 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,585 Bring me some tacos! 761 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:53,005 Don't go. Stay. Stay! I'll write to you. 762 00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:55,049 Let's go! 763 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:59,303 No! I'm too young. 764 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,430 -Gentlemen, you... -Didn't make it. 765 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:04,391 No, no, no. So many ladies to love. 766 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:08,145 - Dances to do. Monies to make. - Whoa! 767 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,606 Why do I keep burping up little legs? 768 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,775 You are both... 769 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:14,902 free to go! 770 00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:16,487 I-- But... What? 771 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,572 - Did you say free to go? - Indeed. 772 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:23,994 You did what no one else has done before, Gonzo. 773 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,830 -Crash my wedding? -I had to, Pepé. 774 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:29,708 She was gonna trap you and torment you forever. 775 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,379 But what did you know about love? You're dating a chicken. 776 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:38,384 Gonzo, you performed the greatest feat a soul could ever achieve. 777 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:44,348 You faced your fear. And that is the greatest act of all. 778 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,226 Something... 779 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:49,395 I could never do. 780 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:52,856 -Oh... -You are The Great MacGuffin! 781 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:58,904 Give us a kiss, huh? 782 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:02,449 Okay, this is the creepiest thing I've seen all night. Let's go. 783 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:06,537 Huh. Well, I guess you can't come with us, right? 784 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:09,039 I've made peace with my fate. 785 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,666 This is my home. 786 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,586 These are my friends now. 787 00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:17,464 Well, it's such an honor to meet you, sir. 788 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:21,468 Some magician. You don't even do any tricks. 789 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:24,054 Pick a card. Any card. 790 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:30,936 "Bravo, Gonzo! You are The Greatest! MacGuffin." 791 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:34,022 Wow! 792 00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:38,694 Whoa... 793 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:46,994 She came back. 794 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:51,123 My Lord of Friday. This is a first. You boys have a good time? 795 00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:56,253 It was terrifying. I loved it. 796 00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:59,006 I am never partying with you again. 797 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:01,592 I ate spiders. 798 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:04,219 Sorry I missed it. 799 00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:05,345 -Gonzo? -Hmm? 800 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:07,931 Gracias, my friend. 801 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,266 You're welcome, pal. 802 00:46:10,642 --> 00:46:13,645 Well, hop in, boys. It's gonna be a beautiful morning. 803 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:16,482 - Let's go. - Okay. 804 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,984 Hurry back. 805 00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:23,822 Hurry back. Hurry back, my sweet. 806 00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:29,828 -Hi, Kermit. -Hey, Gonzo. How'd it go last night? 807 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:32,080 -Wait till you hear. -I almost got married. 808 00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:33,999 Been there, done that. 809 00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:35,876 Say, you guys comin' over for breakfast? 810 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,169 We're on our way over. 811 00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:40,005 Oh, good. Oh, why don't you bring your friends with ya? 812 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,882 Friends? What friends? 813 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,356 -Go. Hey. -Hey. 814 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,524 Hey now! 815 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,778 - Yeah. - Oh, baby! 816 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:33,452 Rock out! 817 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:48,383 Come on. Everybody sing. 818 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,815 -One more time. -Whoo! 819 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:25,796 That was so upsetting. 820 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,965 My whole life just passed before my eyes. 821 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,634 -How was it? -Better than what we just watched! 822 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:34,846 Go home! Oh, wait, they are home. 60628

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